Once on the show 1000 ways to die A hypochondriac met the nicest and most beautiful girl in his class and thought he looked cute BUT.....she was going to kiss him when he refused and she went away.Then he sprayed disinfectant in his mouth which killed him. What an idiot
@@videomakermiller8188 & I think the people that listen to all the media hype and don't do their own research are covidiots... I'm in remission for cancer and have been working everyday with no mask or gloves since this BS started & still not scared...US population 331,356,930 & Deaths 192,864...and most of those were elderly getting ready to die soon anyways & people with underlying health conditions. It's a f*ckin joke!
Dont worry, the guy realized the mistake before the other person texted it, they jumped in the lake and saved the tortoise and the thing got out, what's dumb is bright side decided not to mention that, whats even dumber is i know that because it was in the original text, now i dunno what to believe on this channel, since they told half the story and left it at that
One time my family was in Scottsdale, AZ for dinner. We were walking out of the restaurant and we heard a lady yelling at someone over the phone. It sounded like she was meeting her friend for dinner, and she called to see where she was. We then noticed someone else on a call, about 15 feet away, who was clearly the friend the lady was supposed to be meeting. It took them about 30 seconds to figure it out, and when they did, I can only imagine how embarrassed they were. Because luckily, there was a big crowd to witness this extreme act of stupidity. I'm so glad I was there to watch it happen.
I'm deaf and it regularly happens to me. If I can't see the person I call them. It's less intelligent and supercilious to think that person was stupid.
Story time: So my mom was walking through “The Village”, basically the Main Street of where I live and they have a movie theater there. So she sees this middle aged lady walking with her two five year old daughters into the theater. The lady says “come on we don’t want to be late for Annabelle.” My Mom looks at the posters outside the theater and sees one of the Annabelle horror movies is playing and runs over to the other woman to warn her. My mom tells her it’s a horror movie and that she shouldn’t take her two 5 year old to see it. The woman says, “But the movie is about dolls! They love dolls.” My mom gives up and keeps shopping. While she walks back to the car, she sees the woman she warned running out of the movie theater and her daughters crying.
I’ve seen so many! Like people yelling at me and my friend for no reason, pulling my friends hair, a lady saying I hope you get the virus to my friend...
@@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv I agree and wonder if china should change their nation to something meaningful and along the lines of them being pathogen producers but that is just my OPINION so no suing for hate speech, please (would have to research on stuff to counter but oh well my gov tells me I won't do jury duty cause I have a mental disability but before anyone goes bat shite crazy I don't give a damn if they don't wish for me to have jury duty and mental disability is autism btw and as a ps btw I also love logic problems)
He did not get it. The back to school section with the wine was because we might not go back to school and the parents need wine so they can homeschool in September
Exactly what I was thinking..also the plastic could even be completely changed few times a day..can't do that with the panel of buttons either..not stupid...also just a thought but the woman at the gas station maybe using the fire extinguisher to locate a puncher hole as you can buy tyre plugging kits and foam be easy to spot coming out..if she could hook it up to the value...let me know if anyone knows if thats a thing..or maybe I should be on this list lol 🤣
you breathe out food and drink residue, and saliva into your face diaper, and throughout the day your breathing in all the bacteria build up and the carbon dioxide you've excreted which in a larger dose would kill you, but still kills brain cells and slows down the blood and oxygen flow of your body all day, because you think its going to keep you safe, not to mention the videos of how those masks are made in cockroach infested warehouses where the people making them are working barefoot and throwing them in piles on the dirty germ roach mouse poop and foot fungus infested floor before you put it on your face..and Fauci himself said it's not meant to keep you safe, It's SYMBOLIC, yeah, symbolic of you being a slave minded fool who only can think as far as your education or indoctrination allows you too..so keep breathing in your toxic bacteria germ infested food residue, foot fungus and roach and rat poop all day while inhaling carbon dioxide..thats really intelligent, you know if you was to just suck on a muffler of a bus it would make you invincible and immune to any disease, Dr Fauci Bill Gates and the CDC SAID SO!! SO IT MUST BE!! BECAUSE ITS ON THE TV!!! AND MASTER I MEAN GOVERNOR GOING TO MAKE IT MANDATORY!! SO GET TO THAT BUS TERMINAL AND START HUFFING..
Excellent video. I've just come back from a small funeral and was feeling a little low but now I'm grinning away to myself and feel 1000% better. Thank you Be Amazed :)
Could be better.. if stored a long time in a store.. it could be better open it from the bottom just to even out the spices..😬.. thats a true fact too..😌.
Our school was basically redoing the entire building and when they put up the room numbers next to the door it was a peice of paper, that had printed Braille on it.... for 3 months
one time i tried to spend some $2 bills at a gas station, the cashier wouldn’t take them & said “these aint real there’s no such thing as 2-dollar bills”
That’s nothing, I presented my New Mexico Drivers license to a cashier in Georgia, who refused to accept my ID, because it “needs to be a US state ID card. Lol, the ladies boss had to explain to her that NM was a US state, not part of Mexico. Lol
@Lost1 unless your joking, try going out without any mask, not washing your hands, not practicing social distancing, and see in 2 weeks if you get any Covid symptoms.
That's silly, who wants alcohol for kids going to school. Id never drink alone, maybe a couple shots for us before the school bus but it's definitely for us to bond over during homework
I think the "shark" catfish must have been beached, notice she has dry sand clinging to her hands? If she'd taken from the water that would have washed off, I think she's returning it to the sea, though shouldn't be wasting precious time posing for photos when doing it!
I had a coworker who was putting the security devices on some shoes. Problem being you are supposed to loop them through the shoe itself to secure it; instead she put it around just the shoe string. Meaning anyone could just pull the string out of the security device and walk off with the shoes. I tried explaining this but I didn't get far. I just told my supervisor what happened and moved on.
7:34 I’d have to agree that you are not even close to being an expert because that “giant elastic band” is most certainly a normal sized ratchet strap...😂😂😅
In my country some dumbass set fire in the elevator because he sprayed OH SO MUCH alcool! I forgot how to spell alcool in English... I guess I'm a dumbass too lol
Also the germs can get under the buttons and just keep getting on the buttons so it is better if they put the plastic on it anyway. A hotel I went to had a tv remote with plastic over it.
Hmm, now that I think about it, that's a tautology -- if there weren't dumb people, the world would be different because... it would be a world without dumb people!
6:55 For those who are still confused, that is whitney Wisconsin's car, the lady who killed a 4 day old pup by forcing it to eat hotdogs instead of milk.
I think the turtle vs tortoise issue can be easily done - I wouldn't have known the difference between the 2. Covering up Braille behind a glass screen though is totally unforgivable.
I've always had an issue with braille on a drive up ATM yes a person could be driving this blind person around but I'd think it more dangerous to walk from the passenger side instead of just going inside.
Regarding the Back to School wine display...I believe what the store was trying to say, "Woohooo!! The kids are back to school! Time for us parents to celebrate!!" And one of the best ways to celebrate is having a nice glass of Chardonnay!
8:35 that is actually a pretty good solution, because that sheet of plastic can be changed regularly, removing the virus particles, where that would not be possible if it was just the buttons, so contrary to being a dumb idea, this is actually a pretty good idea, as long as it is actually changed regularly
@@9RogersRacing The point of the plastic isn't to completely prevent touching from happening, it's to create a touch surface that can be made clean (by replacing the plastic) more easily/quickly/thoroughly than cleaning the buttons. It's not 100% protection but it allows them to limit how long any germs on the button surface can hang around.
Lol that's kinda cute tho. Lol. My boys fed our VCR a peanut butter sandwich for the mouse that ran inside it. Lol. I love the innocence of children. Ahahah
And if the content is mellow or serious, you can always count on his witty commentary to liven it up LMAO. Sometimes his comments are even funnier than the comical videos he's showing.
The school janitors at my school wiped the locker locks with acid in hopes of disinfecting it but it actually corroded the locks making it impossible to use
Omg really now maybe you will get new lockers now. Is ur school open? Wondering where u live? I live in Canada & all schools have been closed for months, but is going to open some in 6 weeks. ✌
@@claytonpactol8851 oh they knew! Dumb idea like this come from higher up the ladder and the best way to show them how stupid it is, is to let them see what happens.
Thank you for this, i have been laughing my ass of at things like this for the last month.. i even saw a store register worker pull her mask down to cough and then put it back on
It's bad... But no one feels great coughing or sneezing on a mask that'll be on them for a long time. Though I'd usually do it outside instead or just suppress it.
I have seen worse idiots in gas station. Unfortunately, I think a lot of gas station attendants can say the same. The amount of people i had to scream at to NOT smoke while pumping gas....
I actually think those plastic things over the elevator buttons could be helpful because then the germs have a harder time getting into the cracks. Also, if the plastic sheet is changed more often, then there won'y be lingering germs from previous days. Or if you're really smart, you could just wear gloves, use your elbow, or sanitize/wash your hands before and after toughing the elevator buttons.
@@johnjacob688 Ooh, yeah, I bet they could make a voice-activated one now! Maybe keep the buttons as a manual back-up. Or how about one operated by dialing a number on your smart phone, or with an Otis App? Wonder what other things people could improve with modern technology that they just aren't thinking about.
@@TubeNotMe Because building that into every elevator out there is easier than putting up a replaceable plastic sheet... Yes, you could make an app that connects your phone to the elevator, probably by using Bluetooth, which would mean the elevator would permanently send out an active Bluetooth signal, permanently hooking up to any device around. Until some hacker programs a virus that is transferred using these open Bluetooth spots. No, thanks. Dialing a number for your floor? I admit that I would probably be the guy who would save the numbers to an elevator in some higher building and randomly call them throughout the day. Voice-activated elevators have been a thing for around 10 years now, but never really caught on, they have too many flaws.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo "Because building that into every elevator out there is easier than putting up a replaceable plastic sheet..." It has to start somewhere. Just look at the new constructions going on everyday. That's where you start, then eventually update old systems as they need replacing or just to keep them up to date. The entire elevator wouldn't need to be replaced either, just its communication system. Everything is modular.
FF---> 2022 🤣 If you ever make another one of these, I hope you include the absolute Funniest part of this video.... "Stockpiling is never a good choice, by any stretch of the imagination." 🤣 I bet you had to rethink that after the world was locked down for nearly 2 years. Great video. The lady with the fire extinguisher was my fave
I remember seeing a lady at target sticking her card into the card reader, and it wouldn’t read it, turns out the lady applied hand sanitizer to the chip every single time she used it.
I worked in a bakery and trust me there are absolutely nightmare customers! I can almost guarantee you those cakes came from somebody who treated someone who makes their food lower than dirt. Any honorable person isn't going to sabotage someone's food but follow your instructions to the T, absolutely! "Just write Happy Birthday" is something a customer screams at you because you're asking them too many questions because you want to get the cake just right.
That one true act of idiocy was totally the water bucket fence. 😂 keep up the amazing work be amazed! And your name succeeded because we all ARE amazed. 😂
Some of the smartest questions/ quotes i've been asked by (adult) students: -"Will my finger grow back after amputation?" -"What?? Since when did tampons not belong up the 👃?!?" (Re: nosebleeds) - "U can get a stroke by accidentally burning 🔥 toast in the kitchen and inhaling the smell of burnt toast." -"Is it a smart idea to get a woman in labour to smoke weed while giving birth??"
I was once taking pictures at a railway station when I saw a guy walk across the tracks. Ten minutes later another person walked across. Although the line was closed for trackwork at the time, this is still an incredibly dangerous and stupid thing to do and I have no doubt they use this route regularly. To make things worse, there was a pedestrian bridge about 50m away from where they crossed the track. Even if you don't get hit by a train you could trip over a rail, slip on ballast or get arrested for trespassing.
8:53 I’m pretty sure that a plastic sheet is easier to clean than buttons. Alternatively, it could be replaced with a new one each day/week. This isn’t really stupid at all.
Once I went somewhere with my mom, and some person left their car door open so nobody could get into the spot next to them. Its very dumb because somebody can easily break into your car. Also, those people were gone for about an hour and a half.
@Celton Sullins Well, it's wrong for a land map. I guess the one exposing it and Jake assumed it was for a land map. I guess she's a secret astronomer that only nerds and geeks will recognise.
4:35 I mean, they could fit the packages in there … they‘ld just have to be fast enough to approach light speed … the Relativity just might lend a hand
6:53 I’m 13 and I just said that out loud and my family heard me than I was being talked to about what it means I just... Said it out loud before verifying in my mind if it was ok. and why the heck tho
Who else applies masks to their toes to protect them from the virus?
Just me? Oh...
Lol
I wish I could
Wait I put them in my pockets
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Once on the show 1000 ways to die
A hypochondriac met the nicest and most beautiful girl in his class and thought he looked cute BUT.....she was going to kiss him when he refused and she went away.Then he sprayed disinfectant in his mouth which killed him.
What an idiot
"Covidiots"
I like that. I'mma start using that.
Lycan4 Same.
yee yee
Cocut is the name of all of the people in the store that look like they got there haircut done by a 2-year-old
I think people who don't take this virus seirously and make memes about it are the covidiots
@@videomakermiller8188 & I think the people that listen to all the media hype and don't do their own research are covidiots... I'm in remission for cancer and have been working everyday with no mask or gloves since this BS started & still not scared...US population 331,356,930 & Deaths 192,864...and most of those were elderly getting ready to die soon anyways & people with underlying health conditions. It's a f*ckin joke!
One of the best roasts I’ve ever heard was this “Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
"The world wouldn't be the same without stupid people"
REAL FACTS
Would be a lot better if stupid people weren't allowed to have cameras or phones.
"Real" and "Facts" mean the same thing! Like saying "true fact."
Well, stupid causes casualties so no stupid would be a good thing.
@@JosiahFickinger Ah, no Joe. The possibilities.
a world without stupid people would make the worl a whole lot safer
The fact that the person who melted the 3000$ Canadian in the microwave was able to make the money in the first place is beyond me...
TheSassygrasshopper it’s just burning money
Quite literally
The original picture was because the money went through the dryer
😄
Agreed
10:54 Tortoise goes: " WTF is he doing?! I can't swim!" Poor animal.
I feel pity for the poor tortoise but I can't stop laughing either.
Thawy didn’t say the whole truth the person filming jumped in and got the tortoise
And then the guy who did that spends the rest of his life consumed by guilt
Angel of death
Dont worry, the guy realized the mistake before the other person texted it, they jumped in the lake and saved the tortoise and the thing got out, what's dumb is bright side decided not to mention that, whats even dumber is i know that because it was in the original text, now i dunno what to believe on this channel, since they told half the story and left it at that
One time my family was in Scottsdale, AZ for dinner. We were walking out of the restaurant and we heard a lady yelling at someone over the phone. It sounded like she was meeting her friend for dinner, and she called to see where she was. We then noticed someone else on a call, about 15 feet away, who was clearly the friend the lady was supposed to be meeting. It took them about 30 seconds to figure it out, and when they did, I can only imagine how embarrassed they were. Because luckily, there was a big crowd to witness this extreme act of stupidity. I'm so glad I was there to watch it happen.
Wow. Had any popcorn on you?
I'm deaf and it regularly happens to me. If I can't see the person I call them. It's less intelligent and supercilious to think that person was stupid.
Eh. I've been on the phone with someone only to realize they're actually there already.
There is a reason why Keeping up with the Kardashians and Housewives of (Insert City Name Here) is still on TV.
There is also a reason why Cartoon Network still milks Teen Titans Go instead of keeping good shows like Steven Universe.
Aaawwww I kinda like Teen Titans Go
@@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv yeah your just not og enough to enjoy teen titans its class
Is it because there are as much cities as Kardashian?
@@NeonhunterCM Teen Titans Go is bad show and still will be awful
"Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid"...John Wayne 😂😂
Best quote ever!!! I say it at least once a day. LOL
Then my life must be the hardest in the world 😂😢
LOL
Wait, POGO said that!?
About the 3 thousand Canadian dollars: it amazes me that the person was so confident that they put it all in without testing in "smaller doses".
Idk about Canada, but were I live it's illegal to destroy money.. soo
Booze and 'Back To School' at Tesco's, I think that this is aimed at the teachers. Lol
Nah it’s for us juniors
The parents
Nah it’s aimed for both we both need to get a little loopy to get through a class
Oh
Teachers. Unless you have been a teacher. You have no idea what they go through.
That back to school whiskey was no cockup, just some great British humour.
That was for the parents ! ☺
Must have been in Scotland lol
For the teachers
When I was a child me and the classmates bought our teacher some beer. Lmao
Surprised it wasn't Russia
Story time:
So my mom was walking through “The Village”, basically the Main Street of where I live and they have a movie theater there. So she sees this middle aged lady walking with her two five year old daughters into the theater. The lady says “come on we don’t want to be late for Annabelle.” My Mom looks at the posters outside the theater and sees one of the Annabelle horror movies is playing and runs over to the other woman to warn her. My mom tells her it’s a horror movie and that she shouldn’t take her two 5 year old to see it. The woman says, “But the movie is about dolls! They love dolls.” My mom gives up and keeps shopping. While she walks back to the car, she sees the woman she warned running out of the movie theater and her daughters crying.
well their totally having nightmares after seeing annable
@@mikaelplaysanddraws62 yup
@MikaelPlays and Draws I wouldn’t be surprised if the girls developed an irrational fear of dolls after that.
@@songbirdrebel5895 i know i hate scary movies too
I'll bet that woman was thinking, "Why didn't I do my research and why didn't I listen to all the warnings?"
Ok, I'll admit defeat, "Covidiots" made me laugh a bit...
I’ve seen so many! Like people yelling at me and my friend for no reason, pulling my friends hair, a lady saying I hope you get the virus to my friend...
@Danica Lockett
You could press charges for assault.
@@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv I agree and wonder if china should change their nation to something meaningful and along the lines of them being pathogen producers but that is just my OPINION so no suing for hate speech, please (would have to research on stuff to counter but oh well my gov tells me I won't do jury duty cause I have a mental disability but before anyone goes bat shite crazy I don't give a damn if they don't wish for me to have jury duty and mental disability is autism btw and as a ps btw I also love logic problems)
He did not get it. The back to school section with the wine was because we might not go back to school and the parents need wine so they can homeschool in September
8:50 that plastic is sprayed with disinfector many times in a day.
You cant spray directly to those switches.
Dats what i was thinking. This isnt a dumb idea
Exactly what I was thinking..also the plastic could even be completely changed few times a day..can't do that with the panel of buttons either..not stupid...also just a thought but the woman at the gas station maybe using the fire extinguisher to locate a puncher hole as you can buy tyre plugging kits and foam be easy to spot coming out..if she could hook it up to the value...let me know if anyone knows if thats a thing..or maybe I should be on this list lol 🤣
you breathe out food and drink residue, and saliva into your face diaper, and throughout the day your breathing in all the bacteria build up and the carbon dioxide you've excreted which in a larger dose would kill you, but still kills brain cells and slows down the blood and oxygen flow of your body all day, because you think its going to keep you safe, not to mention the videos of how those masks are made in cockroach infested warehouses where the people making them are working barefoot and throwing them in piles on the dirty germ roach mouse poop and foot fungus infested floor before you put it on your face..and Fauci himself said it's not meant to keep you safe, It's SYMBOLIC, yeah, symbolic of you being a slave minded fool who only can think as far as your education or indoctrination allows you too..so keep breathing in your toxic bacteria germ infested food residue, foot fungus and roach and rat poop all day while inhaling carbon dioxide..thats really intelligent, you know if you was to just suck on a muffler of a bus it would make you invincible and immune to any disease, Dr Fauci Bill Gates and the CDC SAID SO!! SO IT MUST BE!! BECAUSE ITS ON THE TV!!! AND MASTER I MEAN GOVERNOR GOING TO MAKE IT MANDATORY!! SO GET TO THAT BUS TERMINAL AND START HUFFING..
I think Shawn Hutchinson needs to be on People Doing Stupid Things Part 2.
@Referral Acc I was typing that same thing then realized someone else must have already called that out.
Excellent video. I've just come back from a small funeral and was feeling a little low but now I'm grinning away to myself and feel 1000% better. Thank you Be Amazed :)
🥺❤️
The money in the microwave is unbelievable. Canadian money is plastic, it’s going to shrink. Others are paper, it’s going to burn damn
Our british money is plastic too
US bills are akin to linen, definitely a scorching hazard.
I'm from Canada and I feel embarrassed by the imbeciles that tried this and I wonder if UV disinfection methods would be better
My mom put her mail in the microwave and found out that the credit cards she was waiting for in the mail...needed to be reordered 😂
That's the sort of thing Homer Simpson would do...
I like how the guy with the Doritos also opened the bag upside down. What a legend.
Could be better.. if stored a long time in a store.. it could be better open it from the bottom just to even out the spices..😬.. thats a true fact too..😌.
So what, I do that too sometimes. It’s way easier than tearing the bag apart to open it.
I'm amazed I'm not on this list.
Congrats u win at something lol
is there a reason you're pointing this out?
Yeah me too
@Jonathan Meyer I will report u
LMAO😂🤣
11:03 Actually I heard somewhere else that someone jumped in after it and saved it.
lol same here..i heard that same story on THIS channel in an earlier video..smh.
Our school was basically redoing the entire building and when they put up the room numbers next to the door it was a peice of paper, that had printed Braille on it.... for 3 months
I lost my sh** when he said “Covidiots” 😂😂😂
Hope you find it soon
one time i tried to spend some $2 bills at a gas station, the cashier wouldn’t take them & said “these aint real there’s no such thing as 2-dollar bills”
🤥
Had someone refuse an older $20 bill because it was "fake". 😖
I have one. They exist, just produced less. Actually got it in Hawaii.
lucky they dont make them any more in the US
That’s nothing, I presented my New Mexico Drivers license to a cashier in Georgia, who refused to accept my ID, because it “needs to be a US state ID card. Lol, the ladies boss had to explain to her that NM was a US state, not part of Mexico. Lol
11:00 good news about turtle it's fine someone jumped in after it
And the guy who threw the "turtle" in the water didn't notice that?
Your "good news" don't make sense at all and are most likely not true.
@@desperadox7565 maybe it was a minute after the the person who threw the 'Turtle', threw it!
I've seen that picture before and yes somebody nearby jumped in to save it.
Librarian: finds an entire taco in her book...
Me *a librarian*: found someone’s tax returns in a book
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WOW
That taco was smashed in that book perfectly. No way was that by mistake.
@@alfredantony5716 ?
OMG
We are facing two pandemics:
Covid-19 and
Stupidity.
Stupidity is EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS
We've been facing the wrath of Stupidity though out all of human existence , in fact it's so contagious humans are literally born with it
One born every second! 🤣🤣🤣
@Lost1
Bold words coming from someone who uses emojis and can’t spell.
@Lost1 unless your joking, try going out without any mask, not washing your hands, not practicing social distancing, and see in 2 weeks if you get any Covid symptoms.
This is the only yt channel that doesn't make any clickbait vids so i respect that
Tescos back to school clearly aimed at parents for when the kids have to go back to school.
yeah, but it should've said.
-Back to school, Parent edition!
Alcohol is a necessity
That's silly, who wants alcohol for kids going to school. Id never drink alone, maybe a couple shots for us before the school bus but it's definitely for us to bond over during homework
Story: I went to the pet store to get my sister a fish and when I was leaving I saw a man who cut a hole in his mask where his nose and mouth is
I saw that many times.
@@ranivdbosse293 What goes on through a person's brain to be able to do that? I can't
smart guy.
@Hazel Stoddart I pictured that gif where a whole audience facepalms lol.
That guy: I'm the dumbest man alive
Me: I wear an actual mask (Not a face mask)
That guy: You clearly dumbrr
2:44 it may be essential for the teachers after a rough day of teaching 😂😂😂
I burst out laughing at the girl who saved the baby “shark”😂😂
bAbY sHaRk DoO dOo DoO dOo DoO dOo
Mommy shark dOo doO DoO dOo doO dOO DoO
Dudes, she actually just joking
(But i still count like she killed the fish)
I think the "shark" catfish must have been beached, notice she has dry sand clinging to her hands? If she'd taken from the water that would have washed off, I think she's returning it to the sea, though shouldn't be wasting precious time posing for photos when doing it!
She pretty much got catfished (I’ll just see myself out for that bad joke…)
8:00 I can’t believe someone actually tried to drive through there 😂😂😂
Omg 😂 the one who "saved" the tortoise and the one who "saved" the catfish killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
1:30 - Did anyone else notice how the man opened his chip bag UPSIDE DOWN??
Or is it just me and I have a problem with these things...
Your vision is 20/20. It's upside down. Or everything else is. One or the other.
@The Toxic Charger, I caught that too. I guess he wanted to reassure people that he IS actually a dumb dumb. Lol ;)
that makes even dumber! LOL
I had a coworker who was putting the security devices on some shoes. Problem being you are supposed to loop them through the shoe itself to secure it; instead she put it around just the shoe string. Meaning anyone could just pull the string out of the security device and walk off with the shoes. I tried explaining this but I didn't get far. I just told my supervisor what happened and moved on.
7:34 I’d have to agree that you are not even close to being an expert because that “giant elastic band” is most certainly a normal sized ratchet strap...😂😂😅
It is still attached in a totally incorrect, moronic way.
I was looking for this comment 😂
F.Y.I. - my apt. elevator has a plastic cover because other " genius " people would spray the buttons with disinfectant and it keeps on breaking
Oh my 😂😂
In my country some dumbass set fire in the elevator because he sprayed OH SO MUCH alcool! I forgot how to spell alcool in English... I guess I'm a dumbass too lol
They might replace the plastic cover regularly
Also the germs can get under the buttons and just keep getting on the buttons so it is better if they put the plastic on it anyway. A hotel I went to had a tv remote with plastic over it.
@Rasputin Potterok...
SIRE! SIRE! THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING! King: "So what else is new?"
"This time they're led by Communist Party, Mao Zedong is in charge!" "Well, that's new."
It would be funny if someone commented “Oh, that’s where my taco went!!
Oh, there's where I put my taco!! 😂
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U found crazy dave's taco.
He'll give u 1000 coins for that
@@rogue7161 I admit defeat... You got me
@@flybackdiode9580 lol
"The world wouldn't be the same if there isn't a dumb people"
Thats funny but hes not wrong
Uh oh he’s onto us
lmao XD
Hmm, now that I think about it, that's a tautology -- if there weren't dumb people, the world would be different because... it would be a world without dumb people!
@@TubeNotMe It probably would be a world where I would be unemployed. You guessed it, I work in customer support.
@@TubeNotMe I don't want a world speaking English with science
6:55 For those who are still confused, that is whitney Wisconsin's car, the lady who killed a 4 day old pup by forcing it to eat hotdogs instead of milk.
The sticker says "I bone my dog"
I think the turtle vs tortoise issue can be easily done - I wouldn't have known the difference between the 2. Covering up Braille behind a glass screen though is totally unforgivable.
Hence why you leave it alone. Turtles can and do walk on land.
Its also easy to tell due to its l lack of flippery feet.
I've always had an issue with braille on a drive up ATM yes a person could be driving this blind person around but I'd think it more dangerous to walk from the passenger side instead of just going inside.
Regarding the Back to School wine display...I believe what the store was trying to say, "Woohooo!! The kids are back to school! Time for us parents to celebrate!!" And one of the best ways to celebrate is having a nice glass of Chardonnay!
8:35 that is actually a pretty good solution, because that sheet of plastic can be changed regularly, removing the virus particles, where that would not be possible if it was just the buttons, so contrary to being a dumb idea, this is actually a pretty good idea, as long as it is actually changed regularly
But people touch the plastic.
@@9RogersRacing they remove the plastic with plastic gloves 😂😂
@@animeguygaming4803 But what about when they take the gloves off, they also touch them with their bare hands.
@@9RogersRacing The point of the plastic isn't to completely prevent touching from happening, it's to create a touch surface that can be made clean (by replacing the plastic) more easily/quickly/thoroughly than cleaning the buttons. It's not 100% protection but it allows them to limit how long any germs on the button surface can hang around.
Not with how flimsy thst plastic is held. You would gave to re apply tape every time you cleaned it.
Whiskey is essential! How else can we get through math class
You are four parallel universe's ahead of us
I'll reserve a spot
Seems counterintuitive
Ha
When I was five I fed the stereo bread and milk I thought a man live in the stereo lol😂😂
Lol u made my day 😂😂
Lol that's kinda cute tho. Lol. My boys fed our VCR a peanut butter sandwich for the mouse that ran inside it. Lol. I love the innocence of children. Ahahah
Well, you were five lol That's actually cute lol 😅 I was scared of my own shadow when I was four lol 😂😆
HAHAHAHA, I LOVE THIS!!
I used to think shadows we people in the ground that followed us around
If my day is going bad then I just watch Be Amazed videos. They never fail to entertain me!!!
And if the content is mellow or serious, you can always count on his witty commentary to liven it up LMAO. Sometimes his comments are even funnier than the comical videos he's showing.
The school janitors at my school wiped the locker locks with acid in hopes of disinfecting it but it actually corroded the locks making it impossible to use
How the hell did they think the locks wouldn't dissolve
Omg really now maybe you will get new lockers now. Is ur school open? Wondering where u live? I live in Canada & all schools have been closed for months, but is going to open some in 6 weeks. ✌
K.I.L.E E i live in sydney australia. Schools are open and im at school rn.
@@KILEE-4yt school opens tomorrow in Connecticut,USA
@@claytonpactol8851 oh they knew! Dumb idea like this come from higher up the ladder and the best way to show them how stupid it is, is to let them see what happens.
Thank you for this, i have been laughing my ass of at things like this for the last month.. i even saw a store register worker pull her mask down to cough and then put it back on
Yep, I saw a dude do that too - in a DOCTOR'S WAITING ROOM.... 🙄
I have a teacher that pulls down her mask to sneeze
It's bad... But no one feels great coughing or sneezing on a mask that'll be on them for a long time. Though I'd usually do it outside instead or just suppress it.
1:30
Are we just going to ignore the fact that the Dorito Bag was upside down
The thumbnail though 😂
I like it boi
she got som juicy cuggi
11:45. Hey doesn't anyone understand that this is a safety measure. Now your wheels can't catch fire. Genius!!!😂
Yea u have 0 iQ
The 2 people can get wooooooshed in all hell
I have seen worse idiots in gas station. Unfortunately, I think a lot of gas station attendants can say the same. The amount of people i had to scream at to NOT smoke while pumping gas....
I actually think those plastic things over the elevator buttons could be helpful because then the germs have a harder time getting into the cracks. Also, if the plastic sheet is changed more often, then there won'y be lingering germs from previous days. Or if you're really smart, you could just wear gloves, use your elbow, or sanitize/wash your hands before and after toughing the elevator buttons.
You mean touching
Also,plastic will not help with germs whatsoever
The plastic sheet in the elevator gets replaced every hour or so. It's one of the required safety measures local government instituted.
Makes it easier to clean without messing up electronics too
Sounds like Otis needs to make an elevator app that lets us choose the floor we want to be on without touching a button.
@@johnjacob688 Ooh, yeah, I bet they could make a voice-activated one now! Maybe keep the buttons as a manual back-up. Or how about one operated by dialing a number on your smart phone, or with an Otis App? Wonder what other things people could improve with modern technology that they just aren't thinking about.
@@TubeNotMe Because building that into every elevator out there is easier than putting up a replaceable plastic sheet...
Yes, you could make an app that connects your phone to the elevator, probably by using Bluetooth, which would mean the elevator would permanently send out an active Bluetooth signal, permanently hooking up to any device around. Until some hacker programs a virus that is transferred using these open Bluetooth spots. No, thanks. Dialing a number for your floor? I admit that I would probably be the guy who would save the numbers to an elevator in some higher building and randomly call them throughout the day. Voice-activated elevators have been a thing for around 10 years now, but never really caught on, they have too many flaws.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo "Because building that into every elevator out there is easier than putting up a replaceable plastic sheet..."
It has to start somewhere. Just look at the new constructions going on everyday. That's where you start, then eventually update old systems as they need replacing or just to keep them up to date. The entire elevator wouldn't need to be replaced either, just its communication system. Everything is modular.
It goes without saying...
This was hilarious, and...
Part 2 is in order
I love the way you narrate videos!
That catfish she"rescued"is very venous fishermen refuse to pick it up with their bare because of the barbes
Omg! Thank you! I would have never known😂💯
LOL.I think they aren't necessarily venomous...it's just the barbs are extremely sharp....
Good eatin
This was awesome 👏 I want part 2 ASAP please
3:02 as a Brit, I can confirm that kids get alcohol when the new school year begins. Completely normal 👀
6:39 That poor poor Chevy... Anyone else feel a heat gun moment coming on?
Even people like this teachers still find a way to say “He is a very smart young man”
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FF---> 2022 🤣 If you ever make another one of these, I hope you include the absolute Funniest part of this video.... "Stockpiling is never a good choice, by any stretch of the imagination." 🤣 I bet you had to rethink that after the world was locked down for nearly 2 years. Great video. The lady with the fire extinguisher was my fave
I remember seeing a lady at target sticking her card into the card reader, and it wouldn’t read it, turns out the lady applied hand sanitizer to the chip every single time she used it.
There is logic in what she did. Who knows where that reader has been? Excepting all those cards into it without proper protection
I worked in a bakery and trust me there are absolutely nightmare customers! I can almost guarantee you those cakes came from somebody who treated someone who makes their food lower than dirt. Any honorable person isn't going to sabotage someone's food but follow your instructions to the T, absolutely!
"Just write Happy Birthday" is something a customer screams at you because you're asking them too many questions because you want to get the cake just right.
That one true act of idiocy was totally the water bucket fence. 😂 keep up the amazing work be amazed! And your name succeeded because we all ARE amazed. 😂
I feel so smart after watching this. Thank god
Your not the only one kaneki don’t worry
Actually the tortoise was rescued by the guy’s friend he said
02:40 - Tesco’s what were you thinking? 😂
In egypt we are having a chocolate called '' Corona", it was made in 1990
🤯
Sparkle P8nter corona means crown so it’s normal
I see it in a store in Los Angeles California
Its Spanish for Crown.
You can see sand on the lady's hands in the saving the shark photo, she most likely got it from the shore, then again it was a catfish lol
right
That lady got catfished.
11:00 Actually you can't blame him ,I myself thought tortoise and turtle are the same up until now :)
Stupid people walk every day
Are you making a reference to Among Us?
“They say it is difficult to spot rich people in a crowd”
*Then how did I spot him instantly?*
Thrisanth because there’s a massive face on them
Just look for the person with their nose in the air
You must be a super genius because whoosh
Some of the smartest questions/ quotes i've been asked by (adult) students:
-"Will my finger grow back after amputation?"
-"What?? Since when did tampons not belong up the 👃?!?" (Re: nosebleeds)
- "U can get a stroke by accidentally burning 🔥 toast in the kitchen and inhaling the smell of burnt toast."
-"Is it a smart idea to get a woman in labour to smoke weed while giving birth??"
I was once taking pictures at a railway station when I saw a guy walk across the tracks. Ten minutes later another person walked across. Although the line was closed for trackwork at the time, this is still an incredibly dangerous and stupid thing to do and I have no doubt they use this route regularly. To make things worse, there was a pedestrian bridge about 50m away from where they crossed the track. Even if you don't get hit by a train you could trip over a rail, slip on ballast or get arrested for trespassing.
Love when the host says” some BOZO”
8:53 I’m pretty sure that a plastic sheet is easier to clean than buttons. Alternatively, it could be replaced with a new one each day/week. This isn’t really stupid at all.
People with 0 iq:
My sister: *lights a cigarette*
potatomato :p uh oh
You got the iq of a potato mr potato lol
Lol
@@richardb7139 say sorry that's not nice
Ur sister trying to smoke??
The tortoise in the water is actually a social media ploy
Right afterwards,someone jumped in the water to save the tortoise
That's relieving to hear.
Thank you. Now I feel better.
@@jewgirl952 Your welcome
Love these vids bro!!! Especially the sarcasm.....
5:35 That guy was doing a Kafkaesque task willingly!
2:43 looks like somthing you’d find in Russia
0:08 IQ scores don't actually determine how strong your general logic is. IQ scores are supposed to determine how good you are at recognizing patterns
I did not know that
LOL, Wow! Thanks for the good laugh.
Once I went somewhere with my mom, and some person left their car door open so nobody could get into the spot next to them. Its very dumb because somebody can easily break into your car. Also, those people were gone for about an hour and a half.
Or just shut the door to be able to get in....
"Don Ramon" @ 1:09 😂 😂
9:30 Nothing wrong with that design.
Have you ever seen a sky map?
@Celton Sullins Well, it's wrong for a land map. I guess the one exposing it and Jake assumed it was for a land map. I guess she's a secret astronomer that only nerds and geeks will recognise.
The alcohol in the back to school section was meant for the teachers, not the kids 😂
11:07 Tortoise be like: No I don't want this, leave me alone!! What did I ever do to you?!?
4:35 I mean, they could fit the packages in there … they‘ld just have to be fast enough to approach light speed … the Relativity just might lend a hand
6:53 I’m 13 and I just said that out loud and my family heard me than I was being talked to about what it means I just... Said it out loud before verifying in my mind if it was ok. and why the heck tho
Im 15 and i don't know what it means?
Try to explain it as nice as you can since I'm 11
Did you understand what it means cuz I don’t
This video had me ABSOLUTELY crying! 😂😂😂😂😂
When u go to the moments and all of them say: FirSt
When you try to write "comments" and write "moments" instead.
I agree though, the "first" people are dumb af...
Rosethemad lol
U did
@Noobster Gaming did I tho? 🤨
I found a dumb person. ^
2:28 so that’s why they call them crisp dollar bills
Person shopping: so tired
Shop: congrats you have completed your deadly task
Person shopping: yay I can go home
You can actually give damaged wad of money back to the government and you will be refunded 100%. This happens commonly in house fires.
I took an IQ test the other day, and the results said I got 0 out of 16 questions correctly. 😔✊🏻
these questions might be useless
@@nikoskonstantinidis4069 yeah pretty much
9:32 this is totally stupid I can’t stop laughing 😂
There you go love, if you just look at it in this mirror you can see the fine quality...
8:06 : Dominic Cummings desperately testing his eyesight. Again.
Typical fiat driver