Hearts Of Iron IV But Nothing Ever Happens

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  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 Місяць тому +1393

    for Turkey you should do the path to restore the Ottoman's but when you finish the civil war do reconfigure Turkish foreign policy instead and just stay as anatolia and don't bring back the sultan

    • @IquonYT
      @IquonYT Місяць тому +112

      Omg. Yes please

    • @buffsqueak2427
      @buffsqueak2427 Місяць тому +143

      That sounds like existential crisis to me

    • @wormydiaz
      @wormydiaz Місяць тому

      there's autism, then there's hoi4 players, then there's this.

    • @danielson1463
      @danielson1463 Місяць тому +77

      i agree with this, the star wars meme, we stand for the republic, for democracy!

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 Місяць тому +11

      I did not enjoy my time trying out the Ottoman path, independent communism is a great time though, I had turned Greece into my puppet then just before Barbarossa I joined the commintern, created a complete quagmire in the Balkan's and got a nice chunk of Europe in the peace conference, never did bother doing the post war part of the focus tree where you take on the Soviets though.
      I could make a decent army and a decent enough air force as Turkey but even with a solid chunk of Europe I could never get enough of an economy going to ever hope to beat back the Soviets, plus at the time I didn't know how to do anything with navies so building up enough of a fleet to secure my part of the Med and the Black Sea wasn't happening, though I'm sure it's possible.

  • @naquis_arma
    @naquis_arma Місяць тому +127

    As Lenin once said, there are decades where nothing happens and weeks where nothing happens.

  • @huni1939
    @huni1939 Місяць тому +1409

    Paradox made sure that no one would want to play Switzerland

    • @isimperialist
      @isimperialist Місяць тому +29

      Switzerland was just too op man

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 Місяць тому +23

      A noble goal

    • @winston_churchill1945
      @winston_churchill1945 Місяць тому +52

      In all fairness though, even if the Swiss had an enjoyable focus tree there would probably still be like 2 people out there who would play Switzerland

    • @WaifuSeeker
      @WaifuSeeker Місяць тому +20

      Oh no, a ww2 war game have a Switzerland that is boring

    • @hanshanson7156
      @hanshanson7156 Місяць тому +1

      As they should

  • @Flavius_Theodosius
    @Flavius_Theodosius Місяць тому +921

    > but chuddha, what if-
    > it wont

    • @IvanIvanoff-d4p
      @IvanIvanoff-d4p Місяць тому +82

      Once you accept that nothing happens you escape Samsara

    • @kitsin326
      @kitsin326 Місяць тому +28

      Nusoicacas…

    • @stello8745
      @stello8745 Місяць тому +31

      If you would consult the graph

    • @PluralOfSillyGoose
      @PluralOfSillyGoose Місяць тому +1

      What is bro’s pfp

    • @MazenKarar-e5r
      @MazenKarar-e5r Місяць тому

      ​@@IvanIvanoff-d4p
      OH MY HECKING SCHOPENHAUER IS THIS LE WESTERN DISTORTION OF MUB EASTERN WISDOM! I'M GONNA DETAAAACH!

  • @fucciny9790
    @fucciny9790 Місяць тому +112

    millions must play switzerland, billions even. total plains death.

    • @ODSTunit11
      @ODSTunit11 Місяць тому +1

      Truly a gem of a nation.

  • @rezzimus5727
    @rezzimus5727 Місяць тому +190

    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Місяць тому +10

      Cowardice, and a lack of moral principles
      If you're human, to live means finding SMTH to fight and die for

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve Місяць тому +2

      The words of Zapp Brannigan.

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Місяць тому

      ​@@Tom-oj7si No, I Don't Like Neutrality But I Respect It As Those Who Choose It Are Simply Whethering The Storm Without Sending People To Die.

    • @maikatiemuj2706
      @maikatiemuj2706 6 годин тому

      @@Tom-oj7si how is being peaceful a lack of morals? is warmongering morally good? idiot.

  • @firstcynic92
    @firstcynic92 Місяць тому +513

    Switzerland Minister of Defense: Mr President! It's a beige alert!
    President: If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello".

    • @the_powerdirector5315
      @the_powerdirector5315 Місяць тому +14

      I love Futurama ❤

    • @giladpellaeon1691
      @giladpellaeon1691 Місяць тому +13

      "What makes a man turn neutral?"-25 star general, Zapp Brannigan

    • @firstcynic92
      @firstcynic92 Місяць тому +11

      @@giladpellaeon1691 I was born with a heart full of neutrality. All I know is that my gut says 'maybe'.

  • @Tex_whatwas
    @Tex_whatwas Місяць тому +395

    'Nothing ever happens' bros won 😔

  • @ryansearle6157
    @ryansearle6157 Місяць тому +16

    Fun fact: Switzerland has the largest ratio of nuclear fallout bunkers to people in the world. They’re capable of housing their entire population and then some, being the only country to be able to even house their entire population. It’s all because they added fallout bunkers to their building codes in the 80’s or something.

  • @lohenriksson9698
    @lohenriksson9698 Місяць тому +21

    Very nice of mussolini to just give both Genoa and Milan up because the swiss asked nicely

  • @ImBouncy
    @ImBouncy Місяць тому +159

    Switzerland has been AFK for 200 years

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 Місяць тому +168

    Just was in Switzerland yesterday and i can confirm nothing happens!
    And that's a good thing, the place is beautiful!

  • @georgeholmes9445
    @georgeholmes9445 Місяць тому +386

    If their is no rat I will bring back Denmark from the ethereal realm

    • @chickenpurple6704
      @chickenpurple6704 Місяць тому +5

      Denmark doesn't exist revival?

    • @lovemilkandmilk
      @lovemilkandmilk Місяць тому

      guys , can you explain rat joke please?

    • @georgeholmes9445
      @georgeholmes9445 Місяць тому +5

      @@lovemilkandmilk isp once had his editor put a picture of a rat in one of his videos and never showed it again so we demand it

  • @diranbodossian6061
    @diranbodossian6061 Місяць тому +34

    "Portugal has declared war on Japan"
    Blackthorne warned us but nobody listened!

  • @michaelchristy506
    @michaelchristy506 19 днів тому +2

    I finally said screw it and actually played historical Switzerland the other day. I doubt anyone will see this but these were my findings:
    - The historical tree, excluding the stuff about militia, is honestly shockingly powerful, but you simply can’t use it because your trying to stay neutral
    - the entire time from 1937 to like 1944, you are barely getting by with PP by the skin of your teeth because all of it is being spent on pleasing the surrounding countries to stop them from invading. And you can’t do defensive shows of force forever because that only has a cap of 100. But because you’re holding them off diplomatically by the skin of your teeth, it means you can’t always do the focuses and you have to pause every now and then.
    - THE ABSOLUTE MOST ANNOYING THING, is that once I had finally completed all the defensive preparation sub trees, I couldn’t even displease my surrounding nations to bait them into a war. Because around late 1943 for some reason all nations I had relation to went to -100 relations with me, but only the uk started to justify. Once I got them to calm down around early 1944, the absolute neutrality decisions broke and stopped changing, nor was anyone trying to attack me even though I had -100 relations with them.
    I’m honestly not surprised a bug that big is still in the game because I’m now one of 2 people who ever played historical Switzerland, but anyways if you have Ironman on, you can’t actually use any of your hard worked defenses

  • @naburg360
    @naburg360 Місяць тому +94

    0:48 describes all of Focus to Z.

  • @joundii3100
    @joundii3100 Місяць тому +25

    The levels of not happening in this video are off the chart.

  • @Valuepak
    @Valuepak Місяць тому +33

    I played Switzerland once. One time. Never again.

  • @gaiusmitsius
    @gaiusmitsius Місяць тому +7

    12:26 Greece can get a -80% I think if they go down the utilize our strengths focus.

  • @joundii3100
    @joundii3100 Місяць тому +12

    The levels of happening in this video are below zero, absolute zero even.

  • @Nikolai572
    @Nikolai572 Місяць тому +5

    Switzerland can be fun, but it is tedious. Making the Alpine Confederation and taking Austria is usually the main focus. After that, jerk towards the middle path for Switzerland as well as working to formalize the military. Trying to get all of the big bonuses to the right and inside of the middle path. With all of that being said, it requires a good amount of micro managing the power balance, ministers, and relations to be able to squeeze that "fun" out of Switzerland.

  • @assassin9314
    @assassin9314 Місяць тому +85

    Chuds of Iron IV

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 Місяць тому +86

    Real chads like their map games the same as their sex lives. With absolutely no action.

    • @sparx0s
      @sparx0s Місяць тому

      so... fvcking... trve...

  • @groerhahn225
    @groerhahn225 Місяць тому +1

    The fun way to play neural Switzerland is to make use of all those research bonuses in the most optimal way. Focus on your research while the rest of Europe is at war, and once the winning faction turn around to come for you, you'll be at Quantum Engines IV and will set off into space in the great Swiss mothership.

  • @RC_Bandit
    @RC_Bandit Місяць тому +5

    I concur, nothing ever happens.

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time Місяць тому +4

    For Turkey ISP should go down and do everything for the Ottoman path, then just turn around and do the balkan faction path, because by the time he gets there everyone in the balkans would already have picked a side

  • @juanlaforge9523
    @juanlaforge9523 Місяць тому +4

    I hate these filthy Neutrals. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

  • @henriquemachado9941
    @henriquemachado9941 Місяць тому +29

    Ever played until 1947 only lend-leasing equipment with Sweden before the DLC came out?
    Why so specific?
    *Take a wild guess what I did.*

    • @CloudDieStrifende
      @CloudDieStrifende Місяць тому

      And? How did you like it?

    • @thzpp6845
      @thzpp6845 Місяць тому

      can't guess,so i'l just ask,what did you do ?

    • @henriquemachado9941
      @henriquemachado9941 Місяць тому +5

      @@thzpp6845 Played Luxembourg and declared on the french. Germany saved by butt. For a while...

  • @benisign
    @benisign Місяць тому +5

    I like the Swiss focus tree. I'm willing to accept my martyrdom

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 Місяць тому +3

    Can't even do soviet alpine federation because paradox couldn't find "a historical justification to make a communist path..."

  • @krystina662
    @krystina662 Місяць тому +3

    3:58 they hate you but they hate invading you even more

  • @MichaelRosen-wz4ru
    @MichaelRosen-wz4ru Місяць тому +4

    if paradox removed switzerland it would probably take people a couple weeks to notice

  • @Yksssy
    @Yksssy Місяць тому +17

    Why is hungary called "Balkan Socialist Union" at 13:54 ?!

    • @LZin-uk5nh
      @LZin-uk5nh Місяць тому

      Cause they completed greater Hungary and when they get puppet'd and flip communist its renamed to "Balkan socialist union"

    • @jasonlebrun2045
      @jasonlebrun2045 Місяць тому +10

      For some reason that’s the name when “Greater Hungary” turns Communist

  • @tristanwhittingham2484
    @tristanwhittingham2484 Місяць тому +11

    Truly the South American game

  • @bigpoppa1234
    @bigpoppa1234 Місяць тому

    Kaiserredux just added a nice Australian update. Has a few different paths, you start with a decent navy (and with a focus can double it, you can just build 3 carriers and fill out some modern light cruisers and it's a good navy for pottering around recapping islands).

  • @B1son
    @B1son Місяць тому +7

    Chudpilled, based and switzerland core

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 Місяць тому +1

    1:30
    To be fair though, you can have a blast just defending due to the sheer amount of buffs and forts you get from the focus tree
    (200% attack on the Swiss Plateau)
    Surrender? All you need to do is make sure you don't lose one city, and you're fine
    Do build extra Anti Air though

  • @immoplays9587
    @immoplays9587 Місяць тому +28

    In fact u cant get less consumer goods than 10% of mills and Civs combined wich is exactly what total mobe gives you. all the additional modifiers wont be able to lower it further than and are thus completely useles and no longer worth investing in. of course as long as you are not on total mobe and thus have a base expectency of at least 20% consumergods as with wareconomy, these aditional cosumergood modifiers actualy work. its just sad that the game doesent tell you that in a tool tip.

    • @daro4066
      @daro4066 Місяць тому

      Seriously, I played this game for almost 1000 hours and only learned about this now!

  • @ghostblade7061
    @ghostblade7061 Місяць тому

    You can get a similar consumer goods buff if you embrace the opium trade as a warlord.
    You can also get rid of the mutually exclusive focus by having a civil war

  • @HGShurtugal
    @HGShurtugal Місяць тому +1

    I had fun playing Switzerland once with max buffed axis and I joined the allies.

  • @wiizzpl4718
    @wiizzpl4718 Місяць тому +4

    If you liked this Switzerland, you should totally try playing as the State of Guangdong in TNO

  • @TheRealBaldEagle
    @TheRealBaldEagle Місяць тому

    This game proves that the Metroid series was made by Switzerland. They loved the design of their country so much, they made the Mother Brain into a gaming phenomenon.

  • @LsWhateverr
    @LsWhateverr Місяць тому +2

    I love Mr productions

  • @eatingbacon1458
    @eatingbacon1458 Місяць тому

    this is what i needed this is what my body urged for this is what i needed skibidi sigma brother we need more of this

  • @chiatzenw.8946
    @chiatzenw.8946 Місяць тому +1

    featuring chudjak after chujak central congratualted ISP's birthday

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad Місяць тому +3

    Now do this with the nothing ever happens mod so nothing really happens

  • @luukbongers8764
    @luukbongers8764 Місяць тому

    what i think would be funny for turkey is if u put every ai's focus on the most chaotic path for stuff to happen asap, and for you to only be able to do any real focusses in the 40's

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote Місяць тому

    "Well this is kind of, I guess, weirdly historically accurate"
    He says, after somebody inexplicably nuked Corsica

  • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
    @unfortunately_fortunate2000 Місяць тому

    iSorrow doing nothing but convincing me that this actually looks like a lot of fun

  • @autistic_kaiser
    @autistic_kaiser Місяць тому +29

    I will never play Switzerland as I am a little chud. I want stuff to happen. 😂

  • @ArdaUnhail
    @ArdaUnhail Місяць тому

    On the bright side, by following these steps you could catch up with your missed tv shows.

  • @Archduke_Zim
    @Archduke_Zim Місяць тому +1

    ISorrowProductions is sharty culture

  • @KamepinUA
    @KamepinUA Місяць тому +2

    He is finally playing Kaltekrieg

  • @sparky9284
    @sparky9284 Місяць тому

    I haven't watched in more than a year,now I get to binge watch hours of content.

  • @PuppetierMaster
    @PuppetierMaster Місяць тому

    I can't believe we made it to the end of focus A-Z and its almost the end of the year what a time to be alive.

  • @Moh3-rekibi
    @Moh3-rekibi Місяць тому +1

    As we usually do you know the drill, Hello gravy timofy

  • @RedArmyRanger
    @RedArmyRanger Місяць тому +2

    I am Swiss... and not even I want to play Switzerland.

  • @iwantcrawfish6110
    @iwantcrawfish6110 Місяць тому

    he did the sob actually did it......someone played the Swiss and enjoyed every click of it

  • @TheEGrievous
    @TheEGrievous Місяць тому

    I love how free france gave you land they didn't even control.

  • @SurgicalStrike41
    @SurgicalStrike41 Місяць тому

    Switzerland played optimally is still not fun. It's better than the generic focus tree but that's not saying much.
    As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me the pre-NSB Soviet tree or give me the pre-BBA Italy tree!"

  • @matiasmurto571
    @matiasmurto571 Місяць тому

    Great video, loved the part where nothing happened! ❤

  • @GameyRaccoon
    @GameyRaccoon Місяць тому +1

    gem

  • @AdamMGTF
    @AdamMGTF Місяць тому

    "triple down on the entent" made me laugh. Geek factor 47!

  • @khinev3128
    @khinev3128 Місяць тому

    Playing as the swiss makes you an aggressive conqueror

  • @Mr.Nav1gator
    @Mr.Nav1gator Місяць тому

    all the things you said running through my head

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Місяць тому

    See! iSorrow has engaged in some fun!
    FUN:
    F is for Fire that burns down the whole town!
    U is for Uranium... bombs!
    N is for No Survivors when you--!

  • @ClanWiE
    @ClanWiE Місяць тому +1

    Hot take: the power struggle mechanic introduced in By Blood Alone was a mistake. It's okay in Italy, all the other iterations of it are not fun.

  • @TheGamingScientist
    @TheGamingScientist Місяць тому

    when the DLC comes out, we need a " P.1000 Ratte Only " video!

  • @Turkishball215
    @Turkishball215 Місяць тому

    9:54 *almost* historically accurate operation unthinkable

  • @mc.maxalot
    @mc.maxalot Місяць тому +3

    HE BUILT A CIV O:

  • @h3069
    @h3069 Місяць тому

    Once had a player literally fall asleep playing Switzerland in an mp game

  • @KakosUso
    @KakosUso Місяць тому +2

    I need a isp chudjak 😭

  • @darthteej1
    @darthteej1 Місяць тому

    If i ever find enough time to play mutliplayer doing a "neutral" swiss run(even though im helping allies more) seems hilarious

  • @DTYUT
    @DTYUT Місяць тому

    Billions must consult the chart:
    > Chart shows nothing ever happens

  • @Phantom_Boi
    @Phantom_Boi Місяць тому

    You did the one fun path, the alpine protectorate. Free land = fun. You failed the challenge.

  • @kennethmoses4900
    @kennethmoses4900 Місяць тому

    Didn’t know Paradox gave the “Nothing Ever Happens” bros a whole country…

  • @HenryGK
    @HenryGK Місяць тому

    "Have you been miss-sold Jet Fighter 1s?"

  • @souldotdog
    @souldotdog Місяць тому +9

    Switzerland more lick Clitzerland, got em

  • @ryanrg1545
    @ryanrg1545 Місяць тому

    9:35
    For an AI peace deal, this actually looks pretty nice
    We have a british and american occupation zone, as well as an East German soviet puppet(as well at the Warsaw pact)

    • @royearle1673
      @royearle1673 Місяць тому

      It looks almost correct.
      Almost. Not quite.

  • @thetrueluigi9254
    @thetrueluigi9254 Місяць тому +1

    Buuut nothing ever happens.....and i wonder.....ah wait he plays Switzerland thats why

  • @ThreeIrishMen
    @ThreeIrishMen Місяць тому +1

    hoi4 but its historical. nothing ever happens.

  • @Lysvsyl
    @Lysvsyl Місяць тому

    "Nothing ever happens" is my favourite meme ever.

  • @pasanaator9874
    @pasanaator9874 Місяць тому

    Still waiting for that unedited 1x speed artillery only neutral Switzerland game

  • @stereorapier351
    @stereorapier351 Місяць тому

    I can't believe ISP is finally playing TNO

  • @rogueemerald
    @rogueemerald Місяць тому

    For nostalgia November you should revisit the warlord mod by trying autumn begonia.

  • @eyeblech2001
    @eyeblech2001 Місяць тому

    ISP plays SS ordenstaat burgund AGAIN

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Місяць тому

    Fun fact: A Swiss company is about to monopolize the standard issue infantry armaments for the United States Army.

    • @JLT0087
      @JLT0087 Місяць тому

      Sig is Swiss, Sauer is a German firm they partnered with to get around Swiss laws on exporting weapons.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Місяць тому

      @@JLT0087 Average Swiss behavior.

  • @tylerhendrix14
    @tylerhendrix14 Місяць тому +1

    I wish there was a way that switzerland can create the HRE.

  • @szadun
    @szadun Місяць тому

    You know you have a nice country when strategy gamers hate playing it.

  • @elliot2773
    @elliot2773 Місяць тому +2

    YES

  • @The_Engl1shman
    @The_Engl1shman Місяць тому +1

    0:01 I'm not ready

  • @benharder7816
    @benharder7816 Місяць тому +1

    If this vid came out 10 years ago, the like/dislike ratio would have been completely balanced. Curse you UA-cam for depriving us of this opportunity

  • @Kay2kGer
    @Kay2kGer Місяць тому

    Trying to understand the balancing act for the focus tree is hell. Just did it for the achievements.. never again switz..

  • @Starfieldbasebuilding
    @Starfieldbasebuilding Місяць тому

    Love how its 2 minutes into the video and we're already at 1939

  • @Haych1984
    @Haych1984 Місяць тому +1

    I’ve played Lithuania with 0 consumer goods

  • @xRed47
    @xRed47 Місяць тому

    Wouldn't the worst way to play Switzerland be to do the French puppet path?

  • @Newbmann
    @Newbmann Місяць тому

    Drinking game
    Take a shot every time the funny man says
    "Nothing ever happens"

  • @Arkticus
    @Arkticus Місяць тому

    I still think the Alpine Protectorate has the most Tolkien country flag in HoI4.

  • @carlose4314
    @carlose4314 Місяць тому

    Playing monopoly while everyone else plays diplomacy.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Місяць тому

    "Nobody doesn't even play."