I delete my browser history not because of “sexy pictures” but because i look up some dumb fucking questions on google and i dont want anybody knowing how actually dumb i am.
Jojo: I know what's on your Google Chrome history Me: how did you- i-i can explain-! Jojo: illegal websites? Also me: oh. U-um so you don't mean the gummy bear song in 15 different languages? Phew
I laughed when jojo looked devastated when he saw the knife then he just said "oh well this is fine" and basically said " yeah we actually accept stabbing, shooting, smoking and slashing people is fine"
“Ok and can you recite the Australian nation anthem, right now?” Me: Traveling in a fried-out Kombi On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said...
YeetSkeet because most of that food/pests that are on food aren’t native to Australia and could damage the ecosystem that’s why beef and other natural products also aren’t allowed through tsa
It’s because it’s the same person in the yolo airline he says that the pilot has had a lot of job all being the 1 star review vids and Debra is his mom
Damn, these videos have helped me sleep so many times. I had a friend murdered last year, and the hardest thing has been sleeping. I just wanted to thank you for helping me get through such a hard time.
@@PieroOtiniano If you dont like him, why are you watching the video? why bother sharing your hate? we dont want it. go away and learn some respect. you should be ashamed
me: breathes
Jojo: that´s illegal in this country
Yooted
Me*throws bread at jojo*
Jojo:DEEEZ REEEEEING NUTZ
Zeph Kade ?
Mystic_ Acorn05 what its a meme
*Breathes*
*Conducts Hamon*
Jojo: *starts talking to sloth*
FBI agent: *nervous panicking*
Don’t get it
Andrew Tejeda, it’s supposed to mean that the FBI has a camera in the sloth and they can see JoJo talking to them
Got it
@@Sports12908 you smart bruh!!
Thivha Muliwa it’s not like it was rocket science
Jojo: I know your chrome history"
Me: *sweating profusely knowing I've been watching other asmrtists*
Ooooh you a cheater
Oh naughty naughty
IM DYING RN LMAOOOOO
I delete my browser history not because of “sexy pictures” but because i look up some dumb fucking questions on google and i dont want anybody knowing how actually dumb i am.
Ew, you don't watch asmr on the youtube app?
I feel bad for Deborah, she’s just trying to work and he just calls her every minute
Syllis Sanchez Did u just miss the joke
@@syllissanchez7927 r/whoooosh
Yes always these interns who need instructions for everything. 😂😂😂Poor Debra.
He is actually calling her by full name
De Bruh
no u
Jojo: allows me to bring a knife but not blueberries
Well he’s definitely in Australia alright
This video sure is turned upside down badum tss
He has learned the way of lazerbeam
I was expecting that
@@sanderpaju6985DAD PLEASE COME BACK MUM CAN'T STOP DRINKING AND WE ARE IN SO MUCH DEBT PLEASE DAD I'M BEGGING YOU
More like Florida.
“is there anything you’re hiding on this laptop i should know about” sounds like my mom
Fr 😂
Por-
@Altoid Snorter 😂
well I am hiding stuff, but you don't need to know!
pls don’t search the letter x-
“Sorry for touching there, don’t tell anyone”
Me: this is the most physical contact I’ve got since my girlfriend broke up with me
Lucky, last time I had physical contact was when my mom changed my diaper after I *obliterated* my bed sheets.
@@BaltimoreCracker Thanks... For that info..
@@BaltimoreCracker Noice me you made me laugh
Shader Showoff anytime
F
when jojo breaks character and says i actually can’t stop eating them I died lmao
Wasnt that funny
Mr. brownguy you're not funny
@@asdfgyjhvj7881 not funny didn't laugh.
@BurntSoda! Not funny didn’t laugh
KeytixLink didn’t laugh not funny
The only dangerous thing is the man whispering into a mic in the middle of an airport and stealing my possessions for 20 minutes
Lets be real:
We all want ‘worst reviewed ASMR UA-camr’.
mralfey it’s probably gonna be like
Jojo: HEY GUYS ITS ME UR FAV ASMR UA-camR (shouts the whole time)
But that already exists.
He posts it all the time.
ROASTED
@@jack-v no u /s
We already have it
Ultra Instinct Shagy you must be five
This isn’t confiscation this is just professional robbery
It isn't eating your food, it's a forced forensics test
holy crap is that biggee cheese????
It's LEGAL robbery
Relatable
Jokes on him, everything was probably coming from a cheap store that sold them at 50€.
Sometimes I don’t even watch for the asmr just the entertainment of jojo being jojo
Jojo eating blueberries and hits puberty
Jojo: man voice I actually can’t stop eating them
Tyson Arnott lmao
Tyson Arnott fr
I freaking love his "regular voice" I kept rewinding cuz like 👀👀👀
@Lil be 11:41
@@Blue-rz1cv Hello awesome person that has good taste in asmr!! ❤❤❤❤
edit: Unus-es will take over the annus-es, soon
Day 4 of asking for a "ASMR Worst reviewed shark dive instructor"
Plot Twist: Jojo dies instead of you
oh dear lord
"whoops, shark bit your leg. lol."
i can see it already.
@@astropherus9219 "So I accidentally put a lot of Shark bait so watch out"
You just got it hearted... It's gonna happen
plot twist: it’s the shark dive instructor from 47 meters down
I like to imagine that it's a real criminal trying to smuggle stuff and the TSA agent is just mocking him.
Jojo: This will take two and a half hours
Video: Is less than 20 minutes
Sydney M dont forget The at least 2.5 Hours Of sleep this video gets you 😆
Time does not exist in JoJo's world
Bryan Rubi Get out of here with that negativity kiddo🤗
Bryan Rubi ur fun
Oh hello There ikr
dang he really caught me trying to smuggle my gummy bears :(
Like a Boss2922 :(
:( I’m the chat
:(
your not alone he has my takis and rubber ducky :(
I tried to smuggle mnms 😂
Jojo: we know your using this to smuggle gummy bears
Me: FRICK HE FOUND OUT
I love gummy bears
Bois roll out
@Asagohan “flip”
dam he found the gummy bears... atleast he didnt find the wee-
Wasn't gonna smuggle gummy bears.
Gonna smuggle Snickers, twix, and Hershey's
Jojo:looks at search history
Search history: Jojo ASMR
Jojo: You are free to go
this is literally "You get robbed ASMR Roleplay"
Strider Ace I agree
LOL
shhhh dont give him any ideas
Video title: Worst reviewed...
Jojo: DeBoRaH!
Finds knife.
Jojo: yeah that’s the safest thing you brought
GenericNoobR1SE they mustve brought like a whole military arsenal of atomic nukes or something lol
Jojo: “‘are they Nigerian?’ I don’t think so.”
Jojo’s Nigerian viewers: 👀
Hes joking
Everyone knows nigerians dont have wifi😒
@@Benadryl.Barbarian gamers rise up
@@ndyoyo1905 yessir
@@Benadryl.Barbarian the only mid africans with wifi are in fact the Ugandese
Another title: man steals your belongings for no reason while whispering in a microphone
I love you
@@noahparnell9583 top 10 best confessions in history.
@@unavailablemixi I'm dead-💀
"Sorry for touching you there, don't tell anyone"
Me: *It's fine just say no homo next time, homie*
No homo
69 likes yes
Eliothebeast I made sure to unlike ur comment just because it’s at 69 likes and I cant ruin that
69 likes?
*Nice.*
Pls give everyone 69 or 420 likes. This would make my day.🙉
11:15 UA-cam: hears the word gun
Jojo: I’m demonetized
9:59
Okay but his “𝘪 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮" is so cute like- I’m SIMPING for his VOICE 🥴
Jojo: gets Oreos out “these are really toxic and illegal”
Me: I bought it at the airport.
Jojo:ooooooooh
for a sec i was confused as to why everybody sayin jojo, realised its his name lol
Lol
Was it an illegal airport sir ?
“Random tsa guy makes up random excuses to steal all your stuff”
CrisisGames “except your knives”
@@noah_bergeron8547 your*
@@noah_bergeron8547 wat
“Then I call the police so I can get my stuff back and not let anyone else have that happen to them”
Fluffer they saw your comment and changed it
I bring Oreos. Jojo: real sh*t
I bring blueberries. Jojo: real sh*t
I bring apple products. Jojo: real sh*t
I bring a knife. Jojo: I sleep
The school teacher be like :
Jojo:“I know what is on your Google search history”
My search history : *JOJO ASMR*
Mine: *how to find the best asmrist*
@@reicaat Mine: how to kill a TSA Agent while he's looking in ur google search history :>
And porn
Anime
@@NickolasRussomanno child po-
Tsa agent: I’m sorry I did not meant to touch them
Also tsa agent: “*countinues to touch in the same area”*
exe.motives he could touch mine from about 6 inches away
I..MY DIRTY ASS MIND-
“He led me through in the end but I had nothing to carry with me..”. -A Satisfied Customer. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
-S ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"I knew you were trying to smuggle gummy bears across the boarder"
Me: OH SH*T HE FIGURED IT OUT
Me oh my am I going to jail. jojo yay. me but your are stelling my stuff and making up an exusies
*eats blueberries*
Jojo: *breaks character* i actually cant stop eating them.
I died 😂
Panda Gaming IK 😂
Panda Gaming that was the best part
Ikr
"What are you hiding on this laptop"
Sweats in 2TB of Shrek fanfiction
Sweats in an entire custom made deck of yugioh cards in pdf files
I laughed so hard when he broke character with the blueberries 😂
I would like it
But it’s 69 can we keep that
Lol I wouldn’t like either
Bella HR i would like it but the emoji killed the comment im sorry
Raizlord Um ok?
Bella HR i dont like emojis
jojo: **pulls large knife out of my backpack**
me: **intense sweating**
jojo: yeah nah that’s totally fine you can bring that along
me: oh ok
Lol
I mean it is Australia
4:50 he focused on the main MUST HAVE 😂😂🤣
"What's your date of birth again?"
Me: 2/22/07
Him: *Types A 4 Page Letter Essay*
Mero Edits ur 12years old 😯
I was 7-6-2007
Yo my bday is a day after yours
3 days after you we’re born
Ha ha! Funny babies!
JoJo: you're trying to smuggle gummy bears across the border
Me: *sweats nervously* I know nothing
YOU WON'T CATCH ME ALIVE WITH THE GUMMY BEARS!!!
stephaniehamilton 21 *runs*
Jojo: *"I know what's on your Google Chrome History ."*
Me: *EAR PIERCING INTERNAL SCREAMS*
Me too i have my search history paused so I've thinked 2 steps ahead
My search history consists of memes and game tips
@@yeshunnypodcast same but sometimes it is annoying
“The worst ..... ASMR” always turns out to be the best jo😁😁
Citoyen 🤦♂️fu*k
Nice pp
Gabs Kat o yea😎
the hell
who want to my house to commit die
Jojo: "I know what's on ur search history"
Me:"thank god I use incognito"
he knows your INCOGNITO HISTORY.
@@pentagonyx oh god no
@@pentagonyx Hol' up
“If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear” no one really caught him quoting George W Bush
this character should be friends with Daisy, from Gibi's channel.
mundanemajo YES THIS IS SO TRUE
THEY SHOULD COLLAB
And karuna satori's lying artist
lololololololololololol yaassssssssss so true
Which video is that
Jojo: takes ipad
Me:
jojo: takes laptop
Me:
Jojo: takes blueberries
Me: *calls fbi*
That is so me
Hello there what do you need
FBI AGENT Sir who do you belong to? WHICH PERSON MUST YOU WATCH???
derp turtle 🐢
FBI AGENT who’s agent are u
(Person number two to ask)
Who remembers when jojo first posted the worst reviewed hair salon and stated this asmr trend
me:exists
jojo: *we dont do that here*
Why would anyone want to do you?
That hurt
Lol get roasted
@@JC-pq7ct your a super imposter
@@JC-pq7ct Same goes for you
"Debrah where's my Doublecapucinolatte with sugar?"
Me : *Traveling to Australia*
tsi agent : THATS ILLEGAL
lol
Deborah be like: "Sir, this is Wendy's. Please stop calling every week."
Skipper Nukem hehehehe 69 likes
Skipper Nukem I wish I wrote this comment😂
This comment reminds me of this video ua-cam.com/video/Rr1BOe68yMA/v-deo.html
Debra.
Jojo: "are they Nigerian"?
Me: *is Nigerian*
Jojo: no, I don't think they are
Me: *visible confusion*
Nice xD
no one cares that ur nigerian
Jarod Brenneman
Let them comment what they want to
@@papajayrod I care.
SeaPearl which nobody does
Sally: how do you get all this stuff for me?
Jojo: S-Santa!
Sally: it's November.
Jojo: 👁👄👁
It’s bovermber and I’m a year late
Jojo: is there anything on that computer your hiding
Me: THE VSCO STICKER UHM
And I oop
Nobody:
Jojo: *blueberries are banned in australia*
TomTom They actually are illegal
In Australia of course
@@Gamer-wk6te no they aren't lol
@@Gamer-wk6te he's in Australia so how they illegal boi do yo research
Harry Mcdonagh it joke man
Literally anything: *exists*
JoJo: “tHaT’S iLLeGal iN aUsTrALiA”
part from guns and knifes
Apart fade-in buck g a knife in the flight ✈️
Air
@@karosgames2120 we dont do air here
Jojo: *takes ipad*
Me: I sleep
Jojo: *takes laptop*
Me: I sleep
Jojo: *takes blueberrys*
Me: *R E A L C R A P*
@Darryl Geoffrey hah no u
A S C E N D E D
This is the most accurate ASMR job you’ve done. Good job!
Jojo: I know what's on your Google Chrome history
Me: how did you- i-i can explain-!
Jojo: illegal websites?
Also me: oh. U-um so you don't mean the gummy bear song in 15 different languages? Phew
How were you planning to explain that?
:0
Nobody:
Absolutly nobody:
JoJo: says he is going to investigate me
Also JoJo 5 seconds later: starts dancing
Lol
I lost it at "do you think she would want an ipad" 🤣
As a TSA worker this is actually hilarious
I'm assuming this video is highly accurate and that this is exactly what happens
could u also touch me down for 20 minutes ?
... ahh nevermind you're a girl
"I know your Google Chrome history"
*sees recently closed tabs*
"Minecraft: IKEA House Furniture Design Ideas"
"Worst reviewed TSA agent"
Me: So like every TSA agent ever or...
Oh wow so funny and not edgy
Powder Puff 😂 lol
@@lukabogdanovic4658 are you a tsa agent?
Tsa agent more like random *VIBE CHECK*
Have you been in an airport before? Most TSA agents are actually lovely people.
You should do more of these! I love this series
samee
I guess you could say these were
“Jojo’s bizarre jobs”
Edit: you deserved this
Autism Cat did you really like your own comment to get it started?
Good joke
Paragon Who wouldn’t?
The exit is this way - - - - >
69 likes
“I know you’re using this to smuggle gummy bears across the border” *starts sweating*
Me: eating press while watching this.
Jojo: Takes my Oreos.
Me: “It’s treason then.”
Day I’ve kind of been lacking of asking Jojo for a Jone’s BBQ and foot massage roleplay
we need this
@@PieroOtiniano will you please shut up? your entire channel is either spanish or complete earrape
Piero Tallito X shut your willy hole
@@jamie9051 kinda hard when you don't have one
Yes please! I've actually got the Jones BBQ and foot massage video in my likes playlists XD
11:41 Jojo : "I actually can't stop eating them"
Me at the back of my head being sleepy and thinking they're actually mine : "wTf stOp giVe tHeM bAck"
Shut up you didn’t say that 😂😂🤦♂️
@jayden mccully
it’s part of the joke
Aggelos Mavromatis lol same 😆 😂
OMG I CANT
11:40 i like how they were so good he broke character
JoJo: What’s your name?
Me: Justin Zov...
JoJo: **Types entire paragraph**
Me: *VISUAL CONFUSION*
It's "visible confusion"
Ethan Campbell it might've been autocorrect
No, your name is Jake Paul smh my head
@@simpityy smh my head lol out loud
@@ΈφηΝικοπούλου είσαι από την Ελλάδα;
Idea: Asmr Worst Reviewed Dentist
👇Pls like so he can see
9 mins and you already have 6 likes 👍
gibi already did it
But gibi already did it...
Gibi
No
I laughed when jojo looked devastated when he saw the knife then he just said "oh well this is fine" and basically said " yeah we actually accept stabbing, shooting, smoking and slashing people is fine"
“I did not mean to touch you there- please
Don’t tell them”
Me: no wonder he keeps getting fired 😆
“Ok and can you recite the Australian nation anthem, right now?”
Me:
Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said...
DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
Ngl that is a really good song
The improvement of 3 years is amazing!
Me: carries in bag
JoJo: I'm afraid its time for your *V I B E C H E C K*
JoJo: *starts to think that I'm very suspicious*
Also JoJo: *intensely molesting my bag and starts to use my Shrek costume for Halloween next year*
I love how everything safe is sus but a freaking knife is fine
Fun fact you actually aren’t allowed to take blueberries bast Australian tsa
Lelo Panda why not?
YeetSkeet because most of that food/pests that are on food aren’t native to Australia and could damage the ecosystem that’s why beef and other natural products also aren’t allowed through tsa
@@collateral4101 did you not watch that simpsons episode when bart brought a frog to Australia
Darion W. Beats that was a good episode
Or oreos
Who else realized that Debra has been with him throughout the worst reviewed series
Wait Debra the asmr Ryan and John share the same assistant
It’s because it’s the same person in the yolo airline he says that the pilot has had a lot of job all being the 1 star review vids and Debra is his mom
Jojo: name every element in periodic table in order
Me: starts singing the countries of the world
Video idea:
Worst reviewed Uber driver
up
Ranger True Music get out of my car now!
Sergei Glinka *bump* oh crap I think that was a child....it’s ok
Ranger True Music running over a child 5 star Uber driver
Um I’ve never been to oovoo java
Jojo, the tsa agent looking through some stuff
Also Jojo **finds Debra in a suitcase**
Debra: *ABORT THE MISSION*
That face when he pulled out the knife made me feel like I had actually got caught doing something illegal.
Jojo:Yes hello Debra
Me:When is she retiring?
Jojo: NEVER!!!!
*starts speaking into bowtie walkietalkie* "He's found the gummy bears, boys. Abort abort."
I feel like this gets a lot less attention than it should it’s also the first good comment I’ve seen 😂
4:06 me remembering I had just cleared up the history so jojo can’t bust me.
He didn’t assume our gender so he’s clearly a man of quality
Why did u just assume JoJo’s gender
*confused stonks*
He is an organism of quality
Yeet
1:12 me when the chef says we are going in the back and need gloves for cooking.
Damn, these videos have helped me sleep so many times. I had a friend murdered last year, and the hardest thing has been sleeping. I just wanted to thank you for helping me get through such a hard time.
Literally no one:
TSA Agent: Gimme your lunch money
So this how TSA agents act like at YOLO airlines.
Braxton the GOAT American Airlines*
SkullFolk wooosh
Ethan Nimmer the joke when’s over that guys head
r/woosh
Alexander B pretty sure you didn’t read the name
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
“5 stars. I liked every part, also getting touched part.”
- Guy likes being touched.
Oh ssssssaaaaaaaaaammmmmmeeee
wow
Day 5 of asking for a “worst reviewed ice cream shop.”
I actually want a Worst reviewed ice cream shop that seems like I would have tons of tingles
Day 12 of asking JoJo for a JoJo's bizzare ASMR roleplay
Natalija Djokic I second this
I third this
Kokichi is best boi I fourth this
@@PieroOtiniano If you dont like him, why are you watching the video? why bother sharing your hate? we dont want it. go away and learn some respect. you should be ashamed
Agreed
Me: oh sorry I can't hear you because I am unwrapping my foo-
Jojo: **takes food**
Also me: NO DON'T TAKE IT!!!
Also breathing is illegal in this country
YES ANOTHER ONE TO THE SERIES JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL THE BEST VIDEO TO WATCH AFTER!
Why da fuq u getting out of school at 12:00?
Best feeling
LunaPlays ya know what time zones are
Yeah I finish school at 3pm im in EST ._.
Oh right Inforgot theybexisted for a second I get out at 2 in western time