John Crist on Credit Receipt Signatures
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- "Everything outside is terrible!" Comedian John Crist comes to grips with the fact that everything outside is so difficult.
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Ok, confession time: I'm the maniac who actually signs the receipt with my actual signature, 😂
Me too lol
🙋🏼♀️ me too!
Same😂😂😂
Same
Hahaha!!! 🤣
One of my fiends “official” signatures was a little drawing of a house being hit by a tornado. He’s a captain at a major airline and an absolute legend.
I’ve faked my signature for so long now, I’m not even sure what my real signature is anymore
I am THAT maniac, Mr. Crist. A signature is like art. Some are Picasso, mine is a Rembrandt.
One time my boyfriend signed the card reader at Target and he turned and whispered to me "I signed my name BUTT" and was giggling like a 12 yr old. 😂😂😂😂
The company did not care.. they just wanted his money. 😅
My signature looks like a doctor signed me some prescriptions.
Preach it Mr. Crist!
My mother signs her receipts with her full signature.
Receipt signatures feel like a relic of the 90's for me. Don't think I've ever done it except on trips to the US.
@Lorin Chak I live in the UK.
I'm a maniac maniac that's for sure! I've been told I have a doctor's signature... you sign as fast as possible, you can't read it, and I have the body language and attitude of, "I don't want to sign this, NEXT!"
Your comedy keeps me going man, keep it up
You are fantastic! Looking forward to seeing you live in Shipshewana
As a cashier at a thrift store, I can appreciate this... ;)
This is the best thing I’ve watched in ages!
He makes my morning! Thank you!
I liked this video just for the nurses and teachers line
I waited for that line, liked your comment then liked the vid.
I'm a teacher.
Love to you, John 💛
I always get confused pulling into Cane’s where the only thing on the menu is chicken fingers, but people pull up to the menu before the actual ordering menu all the time to try to figure out what they want despite the line of cars behind them.
Exactly. My favorite is the computer store employees that are like, "Yeah, we don't know about that. We work at Wendy's."
The Att and T stores are a waste where I live now or it is the new generation? Young Milenial computer geeks that have zero, zero customer service relations. They could care less if u buy a cell or not and then you have to do it all yourself anyway
The signing part made me pee a little 😂
Micky Mouse signs my card a lot for me. 😬
Nurses and teachers....also firefighters, law enforcement, and, more so, to our military!!!!
Have to disagree, too many woke nurses, teachers, law enforcement and military. Don't know about firefighters. How about senior citizens that have worked from their teenage years, give them a financial break on the cost of their medicare.
@@justsaying3943 Agree that many nurses and teachers are 'woke', but not all. I think it's their unions that influence them to be so. Unions had their place at one point but no longer, IMO. Law enforcement, firefighters, and our military are who we really can't live without!
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"Here's everyone's receipt signature:"
_CKHCKHCKHCKH_
🤣
I am that maniac 😂😂
How about the Costco gas line? You've sat and waited through several cars to pull up to the pump, how do you not have your membership card out and ready to scan. Its in the back seat? Really?
I think I'm going to start signing my whole name on that thing now!
Are you a robot.. check no... Then the crazy pictures that tell you to check each square with a traffic light . THOSE are a mess.😂
i am that maniac with the signiture. i confess.
I'm a Maniac! I sign my receipts - clear and concise - no "flat lining" heartbeat signature here.
Great work
As a nurse I'm not going to complain about more money
Thank you for the chip bit. That beeping is so obnoxious!
I thought I was the only one pretending to be a Dr. when I sign my name. One fast squiggly line which looks nothing like the signature used to apply for the card in the first place. Besides who doesn't want plausible deniability for every purchase? That wasn't me, can't prove it by that signature. The black plastic bags, rope and duct tape was not purchased by me your honor and they can't prove it... except for this video... dang it!
All of Johns videos have been low volume lately. Anyone else have this problem?
I used to sign with my signature until I found out they don’t actually compare signatures…
They only compare signatures if someone steals your card.
Guilty as charged in the fast food lines! Sorry! 🙈 In my defense, we only go out to eat when traveling so I really don’t know the menus well haha!
I used to be a minimum wage employee to and I can tell you I was THE worst.
4:13
Yeah....😃
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That's my new ringtone!
An employee told me that removing the card before being prompted will decline the purchase.
I sign my whole name, but to be fair it's only 8 letters 😂😂😂
One of the best ones...I'm with you on so many of these! But I have been the problem at McDonald's. I go so infrequently that I want to see if the better deal is this or that. Sorry.
Same! I gotta make sure I get the most cost-friendly deal.
I let people go ahead of me if I'm still deciding.
And the lunch lady's
😂😂😂😂😂
I draw an A and an R and a squiggly line
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Funny up until he said minimum wage employees don't deserve a raise.
Minimum wage hasn't been increased since 2009.
Little does he know, when we raise minimum wage teachers and nurses salaries go up as well. It's not an "either or" decision.
Raise the minimum wage to a THRIVING wage ie: $30+
They'd just automate more jobs. How many businesses would fold before being able to pay $30/hr... ? Minimum wage should not be a thing. Adults can make choices and contracts amongst themselves.
Nurses and teachers? I think we've learned better than that over the past couple of years.
THIS.
I like just doing a smiley face on the receipt.
And according to federal law, an ‘x’ is actually totally legal for any signature.
Raise minimum wage and everything just costs more.
The chip thing is so slow and always different everywhere. Making something faster didnt happen..
Did you lose weight in your head? In 2019 it was a lot wider!
First comment!!
This one just wasn't funny.
It's honestly quite entertaining how poor at damn near everything seeming 70-90% of people are at just basic operations of public life.
Hilarious. I needed a good laugh.
Come on man, what's the first rule!
I love when they put the chip in before I even touch their items😕
Thanks for the shout out that nurses and teacher would be a good investment
Thank you!!! I try to DEPOSIT money INTO my son's account and I get 257896445 questions!!! I LITERALLY asked her do you normally have an issue with RANDOM people putting money into other peoples accounts?!? If so PLEASEEEEE SEND THEM MY WAY!!!😂😂
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@@martinluke1204 creep