Don't Ever Mess With Canada. Milt Abel - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 16 лип 2024
  • Don't ever mess with Canada, or at least thats the advice Milt Abel gives in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Packed full of hilarious anecdotes about children and technology this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Milt Abel is sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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  • @victoriaomdahl9890
    @victoriaomdahl9890 2 роки тому +33

    "They call them smart phones but they let anyone use them." Comedy gold. I glad I wasn't drinking something when he said that. 🤣🤣

  • @wolf-ranger
    @wolf-ranger 2 роки тому +48

    You'd think after so many years there wouldn't be any new comedy material.
    This guy somehow came up with amazing original jokes that had me dying!

  • @mosesmontes199
    @mosesmontes199 2 роки тому +11

    This guy is so underrated!!! His comic style is elaborate!

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 2 роки тому +30

    This guy is a genius. super sharp and cuts to the bone. Great view of the modern world we live in.
    I loved this set. Thanks.

  • @JustOneAsbesto
    @JustOneAsbesto 2 роки тому +45

    The audience didn't really seem into him at first, but he got a standing ovation. That says a lot.

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 2 роки тому +9

      Thank you for typing "a lot" correctly

  • @Ethan7s
    @Ethan7s 2 роки тому +53

    I hear great things about Canada, how it’s huge, and cold, and especially the nice people there. Definitely one of our top ten states.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 роки тому +5

      States? Huh?
      It's a Country, silly!
      ⚘ 🤣 ⚘

    • @Ethan7s
      @Ethan7s 2 роки тому +4

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 it’s a country? Do they even have enough people to make an airport??

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 роки тому +5

      @@Ethan7s Over 38M population in 2020. I just asked Mr. Google... 🙃

    • @Ethan7s
      @Ethan7s 2 роки тому +2

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 but they say there’s more moose than people in Canada, so they have millions and millions of moose?!

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 2 роки тому +5

      @@Ethan7s Not every saying is literal... I live in Wisconsin. A common saying is that we have two seasons: winter and road construction. Obviously we still have summer, Autumn, and spring. It's just that there's ALWAYS construction happening as long as the ground isn't too frozen to do it. Lol! 🤣😂
      Edit: typo

  • @pinkpurr6978
    @pinkpurr6978 2 роки тому +19

    Heck yeah, standing ovation. You’re amazing! I can’t believe I haven’t seen your shows before. I hope to see you again. Thank you.

  • @Ultimita01
    @Ultimita01 2 роки тому +61

    The seismologist joke made me laugh. These are classic dry jokes (deadpan) and i love it!!

  • @reneeblair7593
    @reneeblair7593 2 роки тому +85

    This guy is really funny, enjoyed him, he made me laugh alot.

    • @GoldenMarky
      @GoldenMarky 2 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure he stole a lot of those jokes, ive heard them a long time ago from a female comedian

    • @auratr33visuals95
      @auratr33visuals95 2 роки тому +1

      @@GoldenMarky Well. A majority of female comedians can't pull off the delivery of a joke.

    • @darrellkyle1329
      @darrellkyle1329 Рік тому

      @@GoldenMarky 88-89 and,

    • @GoldenMarky
      @GoldenMarky Рік тому

      @@darrellkyle1329 and

    • @axial1494
      @axial1494 Рік тому

      @@GoldenMarky >things that didn't happen
      realistically 99.9% of female comedians can't help but talk about - their vagina, their void of a sex life, and how men are useless but not when it comes to jobs that women are too lazy to do.

  • @kimleone5496
    @kimleone5496 2 роки тому +16

    I really enjoyed that. This is the first time I've seen this guy. Really funny.. . Talks about normal stuff. Good job!

  • @anitajones4899
    @anitajones4899 2 роки тому +65

    Very funny stuff! One of the best I've seen in a while! Thank you, Milt Abel ~ I really needed to laugh after the bad day I've had! Would love to see you in person!
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @DrJohnPollard
    @DrJohnPollard 2 роки тому +6

    So funny, there's never been a bad Dry Bar Comedy set. Super Clever! I'm laughing so hard I have to take a break.

    • @focusedeye
      @focusedeye День тому

      Maybe the bad ones aren't posted on YT?

  • @gribble2979
    @gribble2979 2 роки тому +11

    He's hilarious! Fresh material that had me laughing out-loud from the very beginning.

  • @robinkarns7512
    @robinkarns7512 Рік тому +5

    This guy is great! I haven't laughed this much in a long time!

  • @elizabethvendley3459
    @elizabethvendley3459 Рік тому +3

    This is the first guy to make me laugh so hard I had to tip him! Some of his timing was incredible! Thanks for an enjoyable watch.

  • @HelioSkeptic
    @HelioSkeptic 2 роки тому +3

    I love that. Throw your own surprise Birthday Party.

  • @careyashley8309
    @careyashley8309 Місяць тому +4

    One of my favorite performances I've seen on dry bar comedy

  • @francesbernard2445
    @francesbernard2445 Рік тому +8

    I like this. Milt's imagination is so original with the jokes.

    • @cathy2earth
      @cathy2earth 3 місяці тому

      but they are not orginal its like how many times has the how canada was named joke been told

  • @bluenoser1567
    @bluenoser1567 Рік тому +5

    Brilliant! I'm Canadian and loved it. Just a hoot ... Cheers from Nova Scotia

  • @andrewheffel3565
    @andrewheffel3565 2 роки тому +6

    Milt, that did NOT suck! Very funny!

  • @RMBlake007
    @RMBlake007 2 роки тому +5

    "....a herd of wild Roomba appeared from the East." Nice. Original. Recommend,

  • @white966
    @white966 2 роки тому +10

    Absolutely hilarious, he had me in tears🤣🤣

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 7 місяців тому +2

    What an awesome style and set! It just got better and better, my favorite was the bit about speeding. Hilarious stuff! Thanks Dry Bar and Milt Abel for the laughter!

  • @contessajones5619
    @contessajones5619 2 роки тому +13

    He’s very good!

  • @JC-cm9bn
    @JC-cm9bn 2 роки тому +96

    Dry Bar definitely has the best comedians!
    Excellent job Milt, very funny! 😂😂

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 2 роки тому +29

    This guy is freakin' hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @tbwpiper189
    @tbwpiper189 2 роки тому +8

    Everyone thinks Canadians are so very polite...until they have the puck.

  • @angiekalas-caldwell8825
    @angiekalas-caldwell8825 2 роки тому +14

    2 seconds after 3:00, gonna need a seismologist to find my phone looooooooool. great comedian. hope he comes back to dry bar

  • @pleochroic
    @pleochroic Рік тому +8

    Refreshing. None of that old, tired, bog-standard war of the sexes material, just one clever little bit after another. Lots of originality, and those facial expressions! Indeed, it didn't suck.

  • @childoftheeternalking2041
    @childoftheeternalking2041 2 роки тому +29

    He was great. I really enjoyed his comedy.

  • @paulacurran3091
    @paulacurran3091 Рік тому +6

    Love this guy; so clever and funny

  • @djpvma
    @djpvma 2 роки тому +5

    I liked this one a lot. He's got a lot of great jokes. Thanks for the funnies, Milt!

  • @sincerely-b
    @sincerely-b 2 роки тому +34

    The salmon bit was spot on 😂

    • @wolf-ranger
      @wolf-ranger 2 роки тому +4

      "That one didn't make it! Well, gotta keep going. They can't get us all!"
      I felt that one to my core, lolol

  • @susielopresti7879
    @susielopresti7879 Місяць тому +1

    Loved the spelling bee joke “coming in list”! Very smart! 🌞Susie🌞

  • @rebeccafranks9859
    @rebeccafranks9859 Рік тому +3

    The Capn Crunch palate shred is real!!

  • @robbiebenson2814
    @robbiebenson2814 2 роки тому +4

    Always end with your best joke. Nailed it

  • @MrEightygrit
    @MrEightygrit 2 роки тому +82

    You’re a great laugher sir, thanks for sitting up front! And “they’re called smart phones but anyone can use ‘em!”

    • @anthonymcrooster3703
      @anthonymcrooster3703 2 роки тому +2

      Someone has to be the one in a completely dependant relationship :)

    • @albertoortiz9040
      @albertoortiz9040 2 роки тому +1

      Yes very good comedian..it's my first time hearing him 😀

  • @batya7
    @batya7 2 роки тому +8

    This guy is hilarious!!

  • @tooncutter5805
    @tooncutter5805 2 роки тому +3

    Laughed out loud so many times - Milt you are a funny funny man. Thanks for posting.

  • @Matt05A
    @Matt05A Рік тому +4

    Very funny, thank you. And I'm from Canada, eh.

  • @jokendrick2124
    @jokendrick2124 2 роки тому +3

    Love this guy. Funnnny! Laugh out loud funny......

  • @helen_dating
    @helen_dating 2 роки тому +3

    I love this kind of comedy

  • @thomasarussellsr
    @thomasarussellsr 2 роки тому +8

    Well done Milt. The thing is, if I came to your show, I'd be pissed if I forgot my opera glasses and didn't get a close seat. Your face does so much for the routine. You definitely need a camera and a big screen for anyone not sitting close enough to see you clearly. But here on UA-cam, your a rockstar of comedy, IMHO!

  • @kathyhollenbach7413
    @kathyhollenbach7413 2 роки тому +9

    Milt, I loved your show! I really enjoyed the jokes I had to think about for a couple seconds! And the dating apps!! Sooo good!
    Thank you.

  • @vailryan5682
    @vailryan5682 2 роки тому +4

    Really well done. Just enough bread crumbs to hold the meatloaf together.

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 16 днів тому +1

    The smart phone part was so hilarious. Been there done that.

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 10 місяців тому +1

    Wicked Funny ! LOL !!! Laughing Still ! Excellent material, timing, etc. Looking forward to seeing more ! Hysterical ending !!!! :)

  • @GenerationJonesi
    @GenerationJonesi Рік тому +1

    He's got great delivery! Thanks for posting!

  • @CascadianPatriotII
    @CascadianPatriotII 2 роки тому +5

    Worry not. Canada's messing with itself.

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK 2 роки тому +4

    A great laugh. Thank you.

  • @sherylklein4887
    @sherylklein4887 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks! Enjoyed Milt Abel!

  • @chrisgrcich7405
    @chrisgrcich7405 2 роки тому +3

    Him and his buddy share a MENSA membership. Ha ha

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 2 роки тому +4

    That having a landline to find your cellular device bit.. I lose it so many times am I about to hook something up? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 2 роки тому

      If I didn't have my landline phone I would probably have bought about 6 News cell phones by now.,🙄

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 Рік тому

      I have used my cell phone to find my cordless land line.

    • @judyswiderski2682
      @judyswiderski2682 Рік тому

      When the laughter is over think on Jesus.🙂
      "All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made." John 1:3.
      The him is Jesus, the Word made flesh. John 1:14.
      What is the dictionary word for God? Supreme Being, Creator.
      John 1:3 cleary states that Jesus is uncreated and the Creator.
      Jesus' first end times warning is, "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
      For many shall come in my name, saying, I am the Christ, and shall deceive many." Matthew 24:4-5.
      "But though we or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed." Galatians 1:8.
      Jesus said that he is God!
      "Before Abraham was, I am." John 8:58, Exodus 3:14.
      The corrupt Jews wanted to stone Jesus because He called God His Father, making himself to be God. John 10:33.
      "For the Father loveth you because ye have loved me and believe that I came out from God." John 16:27.
      Jesus forgave sins.Mark2:10-12.[Only God can forgive sins].
      He knew His Father as His Father knew Him. John 10:15. [Only God can know as God knows.]
      "Destroy this temple and in three days I will raise it up." [Jesus spoke of His body] John 2:18-22.
      Jesus stated He is omnipresent, a quality of God alone. Matthew 18:20. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them."
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was and which is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:8. Know also, Jesus is fully man. Hebrews 3:3, 7:24, 8:3, and 10:12. King James Bible. He called us brethren. He became our high priest. Hebrews 10!
      'Oh the blood of Jesus, oh the blood of Jesus, it washes white as snow.'

  • @hjuugo
    @hjuugo 2 роки тому +1

    Loved this. I'm also getting some Benny Hill vibes so extra plus points for that lol

  • @monicalarkin4616
    @monicalarkin4616 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the laugh today.

  • @liangchen6451
    @liangchen6451 2 роки тому +3

    Ah I have been living in CND the whole time

  • @catherinerosa-baker2937
    @catherinerosa-baker2937 2 роки тому +4

    He's a very clever comedian😂
    C A
    N A
    ...

  • @dianaspy6733
    @dianaspy6733 2 роки тому +6

    Very funny guy! Thanks for sharing! 😄

  • @garryjones7893
    @garryjones7893 2 роки тому +1

    Really enjoyed this guy's material!
    Lots of giggles n' guffaws!

  • @idoitforthehonor
    @idoitforthehonor 2 роки тому +2

    It’s the wild Roomba for me

  • @lyleswanson7557
    @lyleswanson7557 2 роки тому +5

    I talk to myself because, l am the only one l can trust to give me a straight answer.

  • @petermcfarlane7405
    @petermcfarlane7405 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for your great show,very funny Mike cheers buddy

  • @frozentits_records1691
    @frozentits_records1691 2 роки тому +2

    When I moved from san diego California to Oregon, that joke driving on the 5 freeway couldn't be more true 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sillyoldfrog
    @sillyoldfrog 2 роки тому +13

    I love the wait until the kids do something wrong before tou whip them joke.

  • @nghiado9895
    @nghiado9895 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @bradhouston4734
    @bradhouston4734 Рік тому +1

    I really enjoyed this! Great to see some..well ripened characters killing it on here! 😀

  • @munnerlyn3
    @munnerlyn3 2 роки тому +2

    Great job. Loved your act.

  • @hudsonsteele8532
    @hudsonsteele8532 2 роки тому +17

    I was looking for Captain Crunch yesterday, don't even know if they make it anymore. It WILL shred the roof of your mouth!

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah but I so liked
      it's sugar-and-vitamin-y taste.

    • @paulbloom71
      @paulbloom71 2 роки тому

      What vitamin

    • @huejanus5505
      @huejanus5505 2 роки тому +1

      You think Captain Crunch is bad, try Froot Loops. Fruit loops smell so good.

    • @tracygrigereit2076
      @tracygrigereit2076 2 роки тому

      @@peachmelba93330

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 2 роки тому

      @@huejanus5505 oot-fray oops-lay-see I still remember that commercial- yeah and now they do seasonal things to the cereals- like Christmas red and green; 4th of July Red ,Blue and some white mini marshmallows

  • @mandy747c
    @mandy747c 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is fun! 🤣

  • @awakeaware9707
    @awakeaware9707 Місяць тому

    Absolutely Hilarious 😂❤

  • @kurtrich27
    @kurtrich27 26 днів тому +1

    I really wish I could tip you; I am flat broke but I really loved your set! 😂 Hope I can find more

  • @joekish9044
    @joekish9044 Місяць тому

    In comedy, "timing is everything", and his timing is superb.

  • @petertuckergoettler5720
    @petertuckergoettler5720 Рік тому +1

    Good Stuff (Funny), merci.

  • @yt650
    @yt650 2 роки тому +6

    They’re not gutters in Canada they are, eves troughs

  • @skylorkatz1758
    @skylorkatz1758 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is hilarious!

  • @sac1303
    @sac1303 Місяць тому +1

    He was very funny. Thanks, Dry Bar.

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 2 роки тому +1

    Lots of great laughs from this guy. Loved the one about sharing a Mensa membership.

  • @sidkudav9375
    @sidkudav9375 2 роки тому +1

    Great set, made me laugh quite loudly at some of the punchlines.

  • @bewareYTcensors
    @bewareYTcensors 2 роки тому +1

    Packing: Milt KNOWS me!🤣
    Roomba🤣🤣
    Snort Laughing: Sign of funny and you got me S&Ling all over the place!🤣🤣🤣

  • @etienelamaine9392
    @etienelamaine9392 7 днів тому

    OMG!! So enjoyed your set and get it. Congratulations!!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +2

    Eh eh! 🤣 thank you!

  • @mcg3062
    @mcg3062 Рік тому +1

    Love that Canadian humour. Eh?

  • @johnpapa8681
    @johnpapa8681 2 роки тому +4

    I like the toilet seat joke.

  • @discobikerAndRosie
    @discobikerAndRosie Місяць тому

    My friend uses a Roomba at her restaurant at the end of the work day. Every time it bumps into me, I say, "Excuse me," before realizing I just apologized to a robot.
    "I'm a salmon!" Oh mylanta, I cracked up!

  • @jacobkeryatk
    @jacobkeryatk 2 роки тому +3

    Sir your voice is like Tom Hank 👍you did great sir 👌✌👏

    • @dcxblade7632
      @dcxblade7632 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds alot like he voiced a character in jim Henson's sitcoms

  • @yvonnelewis4888
    @yvonnelewis4888 2 роки тому +1

    Ha! Too Funny!! Great show Milt!

  • @fominandrey7815
    @fominandrey7815 Рік тому

    Excellent special, very funny.

  • @barbjustus462
    @barbjustus462 2 роки тому +1

    You are so funny,Thank you I needed to laugh

  • @brightbulb9778
    @brightbulb9778 Рік тому

    Funny. Very funny. 😂😂😂

  • @MykimoM-rp2ng
    @MykimoM-rp2ng 2 місяці тому

    Awesome set Milt!! 😅👍🇨🇦🍻🤣

  • @dannobloomquisr8825
    @dannobloomquisr8825 2 роки тому +3

    Try buying batteries in Canada........ AA A?

  • @MatthewWatches
    @MatthewWatches 2 роки тому +3

    Great set, hope to see more :)

  • @BobbiGail
    @BobbiGail 2 роки тому +2

    Dry humor! Not in-your-face, but more like good "bad dad jokes." lol! Great job.

    • @noahabel6748
      @noahabel6748 Рік тому +1

      I can confirm he does like dad jokes

    • @BobbiGail
      @BobbiGail Рік тому

      ​@@noahabel6748 Well well! Your name suggests you may very well know for sure! Cool! 🎉

  • @teamja1088
    @teamja1088 2 роки тому

    Absolutely hilarious!

  • @patrickmchargue7122
    @patrickmchargue7122 2 роки тому +1

    Well worth the watch.

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn Місяць тому

    I wish I had a dime every time my mom said "wait till your father gets home "those are the scariest words I ever heard

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 2 роки тому +1

    17:12 go to the farmers market and catch your chicken. 😄😄😄

  • @user-nw6qp1ki2n
    @user-nw6qp1ki2n Місяць тому

    hilarious dude 😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉

  • @ct7625
    @ct7625 13 днів тому

    Anyone remember the video of a cowboy hitching his horse outside a bar. He walks in and hits on a good looking lady. She brushes him off by singing " He had a little dickie". The bartender and patrons join in.
    Finally he rides away on his horse alone while the song plays on.
    Believe the lady may have been from the Maritimes

  • @kliersheed
    @kliersheed 2 роки тому +2

    some nice smart jokes and i liked his facial expressions.
    also i felt that the joke "it would come in list" didnt really get through to many :D 8at least the amount of laugh felt underappreciating :D