Being a Parent is Harder Than Being a Navy Seal. Tony Deyo - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
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The new parent jokes got me going, but then the rest was so funny that I unplugged my headphones so my husband could listen in and we were both laughing hysterically!!! Please continue your comedy through your baby’s coming toddler years!!! 🤣😂Thank you!!!
I'd bet you'll like Brian Moote's performance too then. Dry Bar Comedy - something about Teaching Kindergarten and PTSD
He's also masterful and very funny stuff about babies and kids.
DryBar has the best and clean comedians and this guy slays!
Thanks so much. You're the best.
@@TonyDeyoComedysaw you on the late late show with craig ferguson, had to search more videos immediately, made me laugh, thanks 👍
Thank you so much for making the effort to find me. It means a lot. @@yltope
*"How dare you call this steak and potatoes, where's my rifle?"*
😭😭😭😂😂
Someone has to die right now.
He speaks truth 😭
The actual steaks the Army serves are not much better (deployments, sometimes defac)
@@jeremynelson2773 defac?
@big gay Al dfac it's short for dinning facility
Didn't check the nearly 500 comments posted so far but I'm guessing Mr. Deyo was influenced by the great Bob Newhart. His style and material remind me of Newhart. Very intelligent, clean, often subtle, and self-deprecating. A comedy style not seen very often in 2021. As one comment stated, Tony Deyo would make a great talk show host. If that's something he's interested in, then I hope it comes his way. I'd tune in!
I love Bob Newhart! I think you are spot on.
Yes! I love Bob Newhart. Such a great comedian. Thanks for watching, and that's a really nice compliment.
If he was hosting an awards show, I would tune in just for his opening monolog. Then turn it off because award shows themselves are awful & boring. And awfully boring.
Love the analogy about Seal's being awakened...but only for a week, as compared to being a parent.
It’s true too.
Yeah, It's real easy to make fun of someone who endures something that most of us could never even come close to getting through. The disrespect put forth in this video, and in particular, in the comment section turns my stomach. I'm retired Navy, 1974-1995. I'm a father of three, and yes, it was hard sometimes, And I'm not trying to take anything away from that. But, as hard as parenthood is, it pales in comparison to earning the right to be a special forces member. It briefly crossed my mind to try out because they pushed it during Bootcamp. But then they showed us the recruitment videos detailing what was required to become a Seal, And I don't mean the watered down videos shown to the general public, These were the real deal. At that point I didn't even try to be a Seal, because I knew what was required to graduate from such an exclusive community. And although I grew up on a farm and was much tougher than the majority of my fellow recruits, (I thought Bootcamp was a breeze). I knew I probably didn't have the stuff that it takes to be a Navy Seal.
Physically, I probably would have been able to do it, But the mindset to go through what they had to, in order to achieve success was another thing altogether. You have to be a special type of person to have that sort of determination, That "never quit" attitude, no matter how hard it gets. You have to "want it" more than most people can imagine. That's a whole different story. It's something that most of us don't have inside of us.
So, to sit in your comfortable chairs, in your air-conditioned rooms, enjoying the freedoms you did nothing to earn, yet you still have, Freedoms won by men and women better than you. And sit there and make snide remarks about something you know absolutely nothing about, sickens me. Everyone who comments here who has anything other than admiration for these people, Should be ASHAMED.
bob d This is a COMEDY act! It’s a JOKE. Joke are not real statements, and I’m convinced he doesn’t actually believe that. We all truly thank you for your service, but this is the context in which to write a paragraph about it. No one ever actually believes parenthood is harder than being a SEAL. It’s just a joke, and makes for a catchy title, which is what UA-cam is all about. Have a nice day.
@@bobd9193 just watch bill burrs take on this stuff. Might make you laugh.
@@bobd9193 There was no disrespect intended or put forth...it was just a joke to make us laugh...so lighten the hell up!
You can tell that he was in band, because he practices the elements with his voice very well... Whenever he changes the subject line he likes to be loud, and audible... Then as he gets to the heart of the joke, he decrescendos and becomes soft. This cadence repeats throughout the entire segment.
It's called performing?
Good observation. Being a band director assists him in standup.
I tried out for the school band, but they didn’t need a lead guitarist. Personally, I think just said that, because they didn’t have a long enough extension cord. 😃 🎸
good catch
Very insightful. I would not have noticed that.
I am a former teacher and stand up is what we do all day. He nailed this!
Thank you... and thanks for watching.
This guy is great. This channel posts the best comics.
It really doesn’t.
This channel DOES really have the best comedians! 🤗 I totally agree with you and I love all of these guys(and girls). It's nice to hear stuff that doesn't have a bunch of swear words in it but it's just intelligent funny comedy. Much love 💓
They really do! Hysterical!
Right?
I constantly find myself impressed with the comics and shows that Dry Bar puts on.
@@mjames7674 they are Christian.
"Do the dishes when the baby does the dishes"🤣
I hope that if he reads these comments, he sees how much his stand up was enjoyed and that more is being looked forward to from him in the future!
Would anyone dare post negative feedback?
@@KJKP A person with a fictional character or throwaway account just might. But hopefully they don't.
Believe me, I’m no prude. I can tell some of the dirtiest jokes, that you’ve ever heard, and I really enjoy some twisted humor. With that being said, it’s kind of refreshing to see a truly funny comedian, who doesn’t have to resort to filthy humor. He’s the type of comedian that you can take a first date to, without fearing that you, or her, will be embarrassed. You’ve probably guessed it by now, but I really like this guy. 😃
@@KJKP xz aw sass zaaàaß.
@@noyrave. . .WTF?
"BOO PANSY" 33:00 Hysterical.!! This guy is clean humored and has good timing - HAS A FUTURE - Two thumbs up!
His calm and laid back delivery are great, he could even be effortlessly hosting a show. Enjoyed it VERY much and cracked like a cookie with the last part.
I just wanted to listen to something for a few minutes to give me good vibes so I could fall asleep easier. I ended up clicking this video and watched his whole skit. I love it ♥️♥️
Reem Alabed and you’re still watching Drybar Comedy videos and haven’t slept yet...
Same
I just did the exact same thing 😁
This is the most well dressed comedian I have ever seen! He is sooo funny and intelligent!
I like his humor a lot! So intelligent and old fashioned! Very classy! Love it!
Thanks so much for watching. It means a lot to me. 😀
@@TonyDeyoComedy You are so welcome! I thank you for sharing your gift with everyone! So very needed in this world! 🙏💜😊
This guy seems like a comedian straight out of the 1950's. If you were to record his show in black and white I would have asked: "When did he die?" 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
And then he mentioned youtube and google ...
I see it!!!!
You can tell that he was in band, because he practices the elements with his voice very well... Whenever he changes the subject line he likes to be loud, and audible... Then as he gets to the heart of the joke, he decrescendos and becomes soft. This cadence repeats throughout the entire segment.
Lol I agree
Yes. The smile he generates after a phrase or two is right out of the Bob Hope school of delivery.
Marching band choreography always looks like magic to me. Thanks for the magic!
You're welcome. :-)
I’ve raised 5 babies and when someone tells me they slept like a baby, I respond with, “I’m so sorry. That bad, huh?”
Finally a comedian who doesn't curse to make people laugh. Love his content!
True.....but he can't possibly be 22 yrs old 🧐
All the Dry Bars are clean and I LOVE it!!!
@@Watchingthesim looked it up because I found it odd too... he's 50.
@@Watchingthesim That is OBVIOUSLY the joke🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Smart people are the best at comedy.
They should be at everything 😎 .
It takes a certain level of creative intelligence and quick wit to have a sense of humor. Even the audience has to match a certain level of intelligence of the comedian to get the jokes. It’s why kids are given dumb, potty jokes in movies. Although a lot of not-so-smart adults laugh at those dumbed-down potty jokes too. Smh. It’s nice to see a comedian like Deyo who doesn’t resort to the lowest common denominator...
I slept like a baby. Woke up cold, wet and hungry.
My buddy always says “Let’s make like a baby, and head out”. Makes me laugh every time. 😆
LOL
"Boo whooooo, Navy Seals" LMAO
My goodness. Hilarious. I bet his wife is crazy proud of him.
These comics make you hate Netflix specials and offensive words. Comedy is more fun this way
His mannerisms are so old school, fascinating to watch.
Haha, thanks. I think you're the first person to say that I was fascinating to watch. I'm going to add that to my bio. :-)
I was going to say the same thing. It's that old school type of delivery.
You are a very funny guy. Not saying the F...words but delivering clean funny jokes.
Good luck and God bless with your new baby.🥰💖🙏
Thank you. :-)
Best dressed stand up comedian
Jack Paar Jack Benny, The young George Burns, Johnny.... Those cats could wear a suit !!
I never saw it as such till decades later. S0 Smooothe ~
John Mulaney
@@nataliemanda1036 I was going to say this 😂
Volunteering in the Army? Oh no, son, you've just been voluntold.
Neth M. Koepke, lol
@@pinnacleperception1638 have you never heard of the coast guard? They're basically fishermen. And they're redundant. They navy already does their job just fine.
@@dillongage7628 🤣🤣
Try having been in the Air Force and your son is in the Army. 😅 It’s not pretty.
🤣
🤣🤣🤣OMG this was a great stand-up show. BTW? I did a 20-year career in the U.S. Military and YES, I can identify with the stories you told.
Haha. So "Tank Destroyer" is accurate. I love it. 😀
The only reason I spent any time in the comments was to see if JDeBaronViolin stopped by.
I can't find an account called that, he must have deleted it lol!
@@AwesomeChickk101 i didnt find it either
What if he used backwards psychology on us, and JDeBaronViolin is really his friend, and he is sending us there to promote his friend's videos. 😜
@@katelily7619 Mindblown.
😂😂😂
Hey he's a good comedian. I'll look forward to any future shows.
If Mr. Rogers would of done standup i would of imagined he would talk like this guy. Great set 💪🏼
I would HAVE imagined he would HAVE been teaching some proper English.
@@barbarat5729 Thanks! you saved me the trouble!!!!
I guess he doesn't speak English "WELL"
This guy seems like he should be performing in a nice, chill, coffee shop/café with soft lighting.
Great show.
Love the relaxed atmosphere.
I love Dry Bar and appreciate having a source for clean comedy! Tony Devo was great! He has moved up to one of my all time favorites. More! More!
Thank you, you're very kind. 🙂
Once you eat one, you just wanna kill somebody 😂🤣😂🤣
He has good cadence. I laughed my butt off !
If my Shute don’t open wide...
He has such a calming voice part of me wanted to take a nap listening to him but then I kept giggling myself awake. ❤️💯
Haha. I'm going to put that on my new posters. :-)
The trifecta of stupid was when I tried to listen to this while having coffee. 🤣
What was the third thing?
Not the next president! Sorry had to say it!
I'm guessing she was wearing white
You don't like coffee coming out the nose??😂😂😂
my university friends love using that word. on a morbid note, i'm surprised that they never said, "death happens as a trifecta..."
He's awesome. As an older mom now can I tell you younger ones something novel? When the baby is awake you actually do the dishes and the bills. Baby doesn't have to be in our arms 24/7. Baby can be in a bouncer or swing or strapped onto your back. I promise it's fine , they won't be scarred because you set them down. Colic is a whole other thing, but even then the swing worked with mine.
Cleaning and scrubbing can wait till tomorrow, for babies grow up, I've learned to my sorrow. So, quiet down cobwebs, dust go to sleep. I'm rocking my baby, cuz babies don't keep.
That's true..... I just always felt that they aren't going to be babies forever so had to soak up as much baby time as I could lol 😋
A PM
Wearing them is helpful gets real the more you add to the brood.
If you can wear the baby, that's best. I put my youngest in a bouncing device that was suspended from the top of the door frame. It looked great, was convenient, but I've had 15 years of bouncing as a coping mechanism that may never go away as a result. He's a happy child, we're very close, but he still rocks at 15 and has fallen off a chair at school. My other three children never had an issue like this. The more coddling you do with your infant, the more independent they will be. Strap that baby to you, not to the door.
Never heard of you before Tony Deyo but will not forget the name, great stand up! Killed me with the 34 youtube accounts.
My dad was in the Air Force. He was 5'4 and wore a boys 6 shoe. He was adorable. But not the least intimidating.
One of the most intelligent and hilarious acts I've seen! Brilliant!!!
Wow you must have super duper low standards if this was one of the best you've EVER seen. Or are you allergic to good comedy?
@@stamupcomic4793 Your conclusion is incorrect. The keyword there was "seen," and I watch EXCLUSIVELY clean comedy. I never watch that utter filthy trash that passes for comedy on Comedy Central and other channels!
@@graceoverall Well you are right about the grammar. But don't neglect good comedy just cause they curse. You are missing out on actually funny stuff and gold jokes just cause you decided to put a meaningless barrier in the way.
@@stamupcomic4793 It's not meaningless to me, but if you care to suggest a particular set, I'll give it a shot. I find cursing to be completely unnecessary to comedy 99+% of the time. That's just my personal preference. Cheers!
Lots of good comedy out there. Nothing wrong with having a preference for something. Original comment was just complementing the comedian. No need to be coming down on someone for that.
I thoroughly enjoyed his act, very funny with absolutely perfect timing. I will look for you on line (no, I’m not a stalker…really). You made me laugh often, what a gift!!
I peed my pants watching this. It's okay though. I was cold at the time. So it all worked out.
Lol yeah sleep when the baby sleeps. For like an hour.
True story. 😋
I have the youngest grandbabies in with me when their parents have to open up at work. They tag team ALL NIGHT. Lmao.
LOVE!!! The jury duty story is hysterical.
I really liked it. I like smart and calm comedy. When he used the word trifecta I knew I was going to like this. If that word doesn't scare you, you are in the right place. I don't like comedians who scream, yell and make a lot of stupid faces and noises just to cover the fact their jokes aren't funny. He may look like an insurance salesman, but he was funny, with intelligent jokes. I can see why he got invited to be on tv, very family friendly.
Thank you for watching. I really appreciate it.
I love a Vindictive Comedian! Hilarious!!! Such original jokes, iand subjects! Great time with you- did not want you to stop!
I love his sarcastic humour. Just excellent delivery. 🤣 🤣 Lmao
Thank you! And thanks for watching.
Such a funny guy. Thank you for brightening my day.
This just goes to show never heckled a comedian who does stand up and people can watch it all over the world.... You're bound to get burned xD
Love this comedian
Hysterical! I couldn't stop laughing. Hope to see more material from this guy in the future!
excellent!,
I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE (complete with snot ! ) WHEN HE SAID " I CREATED 34 SEPARATELY YOU TUBE ACCOUNTS"
shallow,petty, vindictive.....I LOVE IT. !!!!
i checked on jonathan's account to see it though
A Zero-naire. Brilliant!
He is absolutely fantastic!
“Ooooh Jonathan” this was super funny!!
Love the Navy seals analogy lol
Laughed out loud, this guy is funny.
You remind me of Tony Randall. A manly man who was also a soldier and comedian and could spell WELL.
A pansy is actually one of the hardest flowers! I've seen them blooming in the late fall snow! Don't let people with a nascent sense of humor kill your well developed one!! I'm laughing out loud on some of yours. You ROCK!!
Hardiest flowers.......
@@victoriousjoy9338 if you click those three buttons on the right of your statement/post, you can edit hardest to hardiest.
@@victoriousjoy9338 they like it cool and moist 🌺
Love his little satisfied shoulder wiggle.
Oh man. This special was the first time I noticed. I'm glad you like it, but it drove me crazy to see it. 😞
He's funny but that last joke put him over the top😂😂😂. I love him for that..he ended masterfully
Thank you for your Channel update God bless you
I love his delivery. Great stuff! I'm excited to see some more =).
Dude, the fun kids were in band!
“Perfect storm of stupid” 😆😆😆🤣
Wish I could give you more thumbs up.. No that is not meant to sound rude.. But you need to know how effortlessly funny you are. Such a pleasure to watch & will be looking for more of ya Tony :)
Wow. You are too kind. :-)
This guy is hilarious. Thanks. I enjoyed this! 👍
I loved the joke about writing a report about Halley’s Comet using the aardvark entry in the A encyclopedia. I just about busted my gut laughing. Loved your dead pan delivery.
Thanks for watching. And I love that joke too. :-)
This guy is awesome!! More, please
I laughed so hard through the whole thing.... this is awesome. Your fantastic!!!
I admit to belly crawling to escape the baby's room after managing to get 2 of them down for a nap. 🤣
Haha. I've done that too. 😂
Absolutely loved this! And spelling the name, GOLD! 😝😂😂🙌🏽
I wish you could like this more than once
This guy just oozes charisma. . . I did not expect to be laughing so hard! Well done Sir!
Thank you so much. I appreciate you taking the time to watch.
The wit is strong with this one
Haha! Thanks.
Laugh out loud at the just in case you're wondering if I changed his name to protect his identity I didn't and then he spells it...love him
This set was so funny! Great material and well delivered. Wonderful job, Tony Deyo!
This guy is adorable! Love it.
You, my good man... Are hilarious.
Good material. Love the show!
Lol i once new a guy who lost all his money in a bussiness deal gone bad.when asked how did he sleep his answer like a baby. I wake up and cry , wake upand cry
😆 good show
Thanks for watching. :-)
That is ONE FINE SUIT!!!
Haha. Thank you for noticing.
Love this guy! 😂😂😂
When I start watching a standup show, it's always with a bit of skepticism. Like, can this man (or woman) really make me laugh? Obviously they don't always succeed because what we find funny is personal, right? It's subjective. So I always start watching with this mindset, and if by the end of the video I'm crying tears of laughter then it's officially a resounding success! 😁 Well this guy here delivered just that, several of his lines had me in stitches I was laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣 10/10! I loved it and would watch his other sketches in a heartbeat! Great comedy and great delivery!
This guy is smooth. I enjoyed this.
Thank you for watching. :-)
This was great!! I laughed super hard 🤣. Thanks, I loved this!
Thanks for watching!
Perfect timing
Thank you. I credit my music degree. :-)
I LIKE THIS GUY !!!!!!
SO THERE !
I want to see more of him.
Tony D dropping bombs like a Boss! How am I not seeing this guy on TV every week? He is SO Good!
Haha. Thanks so much. And I agree! I should be on TV every week. :-)
I think you are fantastic- and Loved it was so clean....
I thought he said , " ... documentary on BABY SEALS."
Thought I'd had a stroke.
Haha. That's probably a good documentary too. 🙂
OMG, the part about the president and the crayon... hit the nail on the head!
Yes, yes, yes!
Tony, you are hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh! 😅✌
Thank you so much for watching. It means a lot.
MORE, MORE, MORE!! But wait til my side stops hurting, please.
This guy is one of the best!
No, you're the best! :-)
Love this guy! What is it about somebody making fun of themselves?..so cute and funny
Love it... the last part about being petty was awesome!!!
Need more videos from him. First time I laughed all day
You have major support, obviously. I went to DeBaron's sights and everyone was sticking up for you and letting him know how talented he is or isn't. I asked him how he likes this instant dose of karma/voodoo.