Boker did what to the Kalashnikov!? Comparison of standard vs BladeHQ XXL and new Dessert Warrior
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
- This is the year of the Kalashnikov. BladeHQ blew everyone away with the extremely limited Dessert Warrior, and Boker decided to Cold Steel the Kalashnikov again and made it HUGE with a 4.5 inch blade. It has to be one of the biggest switchblades you can buy. Anyway this video has the XXL, the standard, not the Karambit, but the Dessert Warrior ABSOLUTELY destroy diaper boxes and part of a pineapple. This ULTIMATE hard use field test not only illustrates my command of SEO, but compares the Bokers to some of my other automatic knives like a Ganzo, 2 Protechs (the don, and Brend), and some Hawks. The Cold Steel Colossus and the Spyderco K2 make guests appearances too. You can buy these at the links below via blade HQ, and it helps to support the channel.
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(He knows about my favorite hentai scene) *breathing intensifies*
Arby's could totally do it
Shrimp gang 🦐
which one?
I took a break from using a ridiculous knife to break down diaper boxes to watch a guy use a ridiculous knife to break down diaper boxes.
Lmao
Note on "hard use"? Breaking the tip by prying with it definitely improves effectiveness when using it as a screwdriver. It's not all downside
This guy looks at the glass half full 😎👌
ligit how my dad used his Griptilian for 15 years before he got a bugout
I finally realized why I love your videos... they're perfect for when I want to hear about knife shit, but not actually care or focus on it. Good for just hearing some shit and seeing some shit, but not thinking too hard about some shit.
shit.
Shit man. I get it
I've already bought the XXL Kalashnikov so I hope he says good things about it because I need Advanced Knife Bro to approve of all my knife purchases! Another great review man! I love my XXL Kalashnikov, reliable, durable for an auto, and just puts a smile on my face.
Thirst! I mean First. No wait, definitely thirst
Cheat.
@nick sweeney Let's face it Mr Sweeney his best friend is a brick !
@nick sweeney Indeed Mr Sweeney.
You are my Hero, and I love your cat...
Just sayin.....
@nick sweeney Hero's make mistakes too.... but is my cat ok???
FYI. I only love the white one. The other I hope was hurt badly, and finally learns his lesson and get's out of the way and stops stealing my Babies Thunder in his videos!! The little goof got what it deserved!
By far the most underrated UA-cam channel.... Awesome content sir!!!!
Your humor never gets old, dry and a pinch offensive. Just, beautiful.
Amen, it’s pleasant to listen to.
My God. I've missed ya man. Thank you. 👊🤙🍻😀
A channel lawyer? First no ganzos, then a deadlock, now a lawyer? Really good to see you moving up in life.
The best thing is that you abuse every knife you own, or at least you use them.
I love your videos. This was the first one I watched. I by no stretch of the imagination am an advanced knife bro. Possibly with the help you provide, I may aspire to become a mediocre cheap switchblades tactical nightmare. Happy to be a new subscriber. Cheers!
"Blade HQ asked me if I wanted one fully aware of the things I do around here, and I said yes." I like your honesty about how what you do is somewhat silly. But your testing is just rough enough to see if the knives have any weakness in construction and is brutal when it comes to edge retention since slicing cardboard is like the fastest way to make a blade go dull without trying to cut rocks. Plus your ability to spin a yarn and put it into plain spoken language with humor throughout is wonderful.
"flies to a poop knife" 😂🤣😂
🤣🤣…first time watching your channel. Soo good! Subbed and binge watching today 🤜🏼🤛🏼🍻
Welcome aboard!
Switchified? See, now that right there is why I keep coming back for more. Who else on the uTubes says that?
Your crass sarcasm has earned you a new sub. Kind of mad I haven't found this channel until now
Love your humor!
You've now got a new subscriber!
The only Magnum I need to buy. 😞
I knew you were the premier switchblade youtube knife fighting expert guru the moment i saw you in action; you must make Sensei so proud; so silent; like a slash in the wind; on windy night when it's not raining to much
I have the Dessert Warrior Auto in XXL & now the Civivi version too, but I'd Luv to have the small one shown in this video!
The tactical pale pink colour option is beautiful 💖💖💖- especially if your operations involve sabotaging gender stereotypes😂
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These action shots of #advancedknifebro batoning are giving me wacking fatigue. As per always, its another entertaining and informative video of things that cut. Thanks for the channel plug at the end!
"Widdling out a diorama of your favorite hentai since" LMAO Great delivery! So nice I liked it twice.
I have an XXL dessert warrior bowie incoming and I have no regrets.
I went to war against some Pull Up boxes. Three tours, with pandemic flair. I’ve seen things, you don’t want to know. (Also modified sheepsfoot is low key the best Boker AK ever)
I'll bet the neighbors are delighted to have new entertainment in the neighborhood, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro.
Thank you for this clear and honestly well spoken review of these knives, this has sealed my decision on what model to invest in for my jungle adventures to the local recycling facility where i volunteer as a box crusher.
Hey Premier Switch Blade Expert on UA-cam.
I’ve officially re-subbed to your channel. A couple years ago I was drawn to your videos that you did on the Army Tek Wizard Pro.
You literally taught me how to function that high quality piece of equipment.
I must of watched that video 5 times.
But you’ve changed little over the years. I’m glad I found your channel again.
Now on to learn more about “off fence”. 🔪
I have the Kalashnikov Warhawk and my only complaint is that the paint on the grips comes off really easily. I think they should've used cerakote
Have no idea who the hell joeqcar is but I watched the podcast and enjoyed hearing you talk about you and your channel love the channel and your videos man you and cedric ada best knife channels on youtube
I typically listen more than watch youtube videos and always at 2X speed, had to pause and wheel it back a couple times after loosing a beverage through my nose at the 'diorama' comment - 'Wait, wtf did he just say?!'
Whittling dioramas of... WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE CAMERA IN MY ROOM HANLEN?!?!? Some things are private, man!
I didn't know they make them big. I love the look. Thanks bro.
Thanks for the Video. Have been missing yours, guess UA-cam has been not notifying me 😕. Loved it!
Thank you for the link to the interview, I watched it when I was hand stitching embroided leather stamped with the negatives of selected smashed pennies. Ever anyone wasting their time this way? :P
If I was less serious person I'd be screaming when I heard we share the same year of birth but that would be infantile and remind me that it's not only the other folks that are getting older. Dammit.
Anyways, at least I learned one reson (beside the humor) why I like your videos, manual focus.
No Blair Witch style, I very much enjoy that.
Looking forward seeing more from you featuring things I don't really need, and if so then for tinkering.
I just prepared the tartan micarta for a Boker Urban Trapper, who know when it will be finished...
Those manual lenses- love them. Sometimes a shot is slightly out of focus- and it depends on how bad it is- when I finally review it. So if you ever see one, know that it bugs me- but I was too lazy to go back and redo the whole thing. Usually Creeps up in the pocket clip shots. Thanks!!
@@AdvancedKnifeBro It may bug you, to me it always looks as it was intended this way. I'm a handicraft man and I stopped to try to make things perfect every time.
Once I heard, every work must have a litttle flaw, otherwise the gods may become jealous and punish you for your arrogance as only they are allowed to reach for perfection.
At least it's a good excuse when something is not as good as you might like it to be ;)
My auto knives and I always have good times!
Good Times . . . .
Bro, just found you. You're hilarious. Subscribed.
Batoning artist. Something to aspire to. Thanks for the chuckles mate! 😂
I have the original BladeHQ standard sized Desert Warrior, which I'll refer to as 'Lil Dezzy", which was a steal of a deal for the fun packaging. My largest auto is a Protech [Custom] Brend 1 from a 2006 'First Production' run, eventually I'll ascend to collector heaven when I buy a garish Microtech Halo V, epileptic frame anodization/meteor monosteel blade/woolly mammoth ivory [side inserts] scales.
With the Halo [V] I'll finally be a proper knife collector, or so I was told a decade ago that the Halo V was people's first 'Holy Grail' and 'Safe Queen', etc... If I add that to my existing stack I spent $4000 on and then feel empty, I'll know all that time it wasn't the Halo, but instead a different make and/or model of knife that now _and then_ continues alluding my collection.
Oh boy! Do you still have that Viper??
tl;dr: Yes, all 9.2 ounces of it.
I'm not a knife tradesman, so I still have pretty much every knife I've ever bought, including the Viper Rhino you did the lovely video on that elicited their email lovingly explaining their carbon fibre process and designer material.
That was kind of neat to see how they knew and cared about their image from the Joe Consumers like myself that were into your style of content with just the right depth of knowledge where it was geeky, but in only all the right ways. That they could take a jab from an honest take and some giggles, yet be all Italian professional about 'business'. They had won top prize at Bladeshow or somesuch a year or so prior, and that crowd is also your crowd.
I'm giving the Kershaw Emerson to a friend that for whatever reason that is the right knife for him. Will be fun to see if he's able to pull-deploy it.
I sold a Para2 unused to a good colleague that couldn't afford a nice knife, just gave it to him, was okay if I never got a dime and his nature had much pride he'd repay or commit seppuku, $20 a paycheck and he eventually I had milked him of $100 (gave him a $9 discount)... I bring this up for one reason, to demonstrate what a good person I am, but also that it was the only time I sold a knife-I had two of them because the blurple and the transparent came out and ofc I had to get one.
Gave nearly a dozen as random gifts to colleagues for free, though some of these were me purging my collection of Ganzo's and the like-I did give one of my rotation EDC's to my brother, the Benchmade Griptilian G10 First Production run. I don't even work at Benchmade, making me a very nice brother.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro
@@AdvancedKnifeBro I also still have that Klarus flashlight you showed me. It still serves me proudly and just got back from yet another desert camping trip. The rotating head is becoming too worked in, but otherwise it is the gift that keeps on giving.
Calling it the Bronut. Also, gets extra self offense points because they’ll be so mesmerized by it they’ll be defenseless against your expert moves.
It's been a minute, hope you're good Bro. ✌
I trained my internal organs to digest and metabolize steel & aluminum by slowly working up from materials like tin, copper, and small doses of bronze. It helps to invest in stool softeners.
And maybe a little bit of lead…
Mmmmm!
I love the donut one. I’d take a non auto so I can actually own one.
Massachusetts?
@@ElantraFukkenGang that's where I am. Sucks
@@ksajak yeah man, I got pulled over right on the MA/NH border and was asked by mass state police if I had any weapons. Being used to it I said yes and pulled out my boker kwaiken auto and handed it to him lol. Luckily he was very nice about it and was understanding. Good guy thank god 🤘🏻
@@ElantraFukkenGang well I just ordered one from bladeops so we'll see if it ships to me. It says they come as a folder and are modded to be auto which is how they're able to sell them how they do so maybe that is the work around. I know other places I've tried with autos I get a message saying it can't be shipped..didn't happen here. Got my fingers crossed!
Great review, as always ~ keepem coming
Please do a full cold steel lineup of what you have. Great video by the way.
I just can't wait to here what you think about the Kalashnikov OTF.
I would 100% edc the dessert warrior if I was legally allowed to carry an auto. Or a locking knife. Or a blade over 3 inches. Man, I love living in the uk.
I thinks the color scheme may negate it's auto function, so it may be legal! Could probably check with somebody from a law enforcement!
"Combat sphincter spreader"😮
Present and accounted for. 3 dislikes from floridians who equate flex to weakness
Far as the AR goes. You just haven’t seen my coat have you.?🤘😁
Just found one of these pigs in a creek.
Jammed shut with mud and dirt. Cleaned it out and used some WD40 then wham !
Fires open like new. Only down side is it’s a tanto
God damn it this video couldn't have come at a better time... Stressful day, constant arguing... finally get time to myself and you upload with the perfect knife review and deadpan humour I needed. Thank you. Timing was perfect.
"Boker makes a left-handed version, though not in the Dessert Warrior... 'cause _your_ life sucks."
It really does, though.
You are criminally under-subscribed. Could be a conspiracy.
Definitely!
Agreed. I prefer a knife that has a 3.5-3.75" for edc personally. Anything larger than that & id rather just carry a fixed blade but to each their own. Dig your content though. Dead pan is on point.
I always liked fixed blades the most,But I like all knives. 🔪
The Dessert Kalashnikov exemplifies your low drag , high speed capabilities .
Love the action intro 👍
Timely video ! I was just wondering who the premier switchblade dudes of you tube were. I bought 3 Boker Kalashnikovs this summer no XXL or pastry style so guess I'm still not cool, dang.
I got the Boker Kihon Automatic aus8 drop point bladeHQ exclusive. I'm also getting in the mail the cleaver late ops exclusive and the sub s30v exclusive.
Gave this a thumbs up just for the intro!
I wear pink boxers...come at me bro!
Damn it no left handed desert knife.
Just rewatching AKB episodes to find the Buck 110 references, nice!
Nice! Just signed up for availability notification for my wife.
I just noticed, that almost all of my knives are full metal konstructions! I just like metal. Just got the Mini Desert Warrior with the spear point, and it's very lorely.
Nice, Bro! As always.
If that fire gets near AKB it’s going to get stabbed! And he’s smart for moving there (I see a wedding ring so probably not his idea, my wedding ring has ‘great’ ideas also so, I feel his pain)
Ha, another great video. Loved the intro 😂
Checked the site and the dessert warrior sold out lol. Also saw theres a swiss army version. Wishlisted both so hopefully I can get them when they restock
Gotta sign up for updates when it’s back in stock
I Do wish their default for special runs wasn't the spear point but I also own a black widow edition so I spent my credibility... No bleep, it was the pivot print that did it for me. Weird, never heard anyone else say it, but it really was beautiful...
Boker has an awesome sense of humor, hence the mermaid knife.
I don't understand how people how people are so negative about you. Your video's aren't only helpfull but also funny
I got the small version of the streusel one in the colors of the big one!
Because I couldn't get the streusel Böker no more.
But now BHQ released new "reverse colored" medium sized one and so I will finally also get my streusel one!
Oh, and the small ones are firing like the devil! Love it!
I thoroughly enjoyed this review, even though I can’t own one of these here in CA. At 7:58 I recognize that classic street tuff move from the 1970’s CHiPs tv series. 👊 (That was a complement, not a criticism 😂).
You can own it. You just can't leave home with it. Unless you meant CA is Canada.
"Poop knife." Someone found the Reddit thread about Poop Knives.
Dessert knives are the hardest thing I tried to digest.
Hand and a half, so a bastard knife?
Could the humor possibly be any more dry or sarcastic?
Fucking hilarious.
I like the video too!
Oh man! I bought one in carpenters xhp and it’s been stellar. I would buy every variant if they put good steel on them. Tho that dessert warrior looks interesting.
I like the neutral lines on that XXL. How is the lockup?
Lockup is good. I feel though it needs a larger stop pin for a blade that size.
I need a d2 version with sprinkles please
You can still find the ganzos and they have em with a Bowie/clip point blade
Have you reviewed the Mini Kalashnikov ?
Have you reviewed the kabar heavy duty warthog?
Nope.
funny you should say that, first time I opened an auto everyone had to jump back cause it flew out of my hand and stuck in the floor. OTF4Life!
Us Boker Kalash owners refer to the pocket clip as the “bacon strip”. Makes sense….. right?
Never seen the cupcake
Feel like I need it now
Flick knives, gravity knives and balisongs are not legal in NZ, which of course makes me want one, sigh, can you review a balisong some time.
Guten Tag!
When you say cutting edge and show the measurements, did you actually measure the curvature of the edge to come so an accurate conclusion? Or did you just measure it as one does with the blade length?
The standard measurement of the cutting edge is as the crow flies, and that’s how most people measure it. I’ve been reviewing knives for 7 years now, and this is literally the first time someone has asked me to do it this way. I will not start measuring it this way, and if it’s that important to you- then you have the ability to have your own UA-cam channel.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Thank you for your answer good Sir, I am new here and I didn't know how you measure it. This is good to know and I thank you for your reply good Sir.
PS
I need to google what "as the crow flies" means to be sure now.
PPS
Aah, a straight line. Silly me! xD
PPPS
I was wondering because of how serradet blades work, they make the cutting lenght effectively longer while maintaining a shorter overall length. That's all, and thanks again!
PPPPS
I didn't ask you to do it that way, I was just asking how you do it. :(
I thought you were being a butthole. I apologize! But yes, mostly a straight line people measuring the cutting edge instead of the contour of the blade.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro No harm no foul! ♥
No blue lines??
So we ARE in a recession “officially” now.
You cut the cheese like a champion
Pull my finger
Best reviews. I think you are a horror buff as well , "wickerman " mention in an old video!? Knives , comedy and horror. Had to sub
PM 2 auto......come on Eric G.!!!
"Auto's and OTF's" would be a great series. Unique because they are viewed as "bad ass;" even though they have little practical use and are delicate. If anything were to be stabbed then the blade closed, it becomes expensive trash. Knowing this, I still like them for the novelty. I have long retired the comb versions and opted for the disposable camera of the knife world in it's truest form. I love these videos. Thank you.
You have no idea what you are talking about as most quality manufacturer automatics whether they are out the front or out the side hold up to plenty of abuse just research the test and abuse videos and especially X Rings videos on automatic knife abuse and how much they can really take they are very durable
@@KB-kw8ni Allow me to elaborate. My personal experience has led me to my conclusion. I tend to for educated opinions based on my person experiences. I have learned to not rely on videos for my opinions. But I will check out X Rings. It has an interesting name. Best to you!
Modelo Time !!!!
you tried the rubber cutting board yet
I have a Normark Super Swede that someone decided that they could 'fix' for me. One of the Chicago screws was missing the female end. SO! IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE THAT KNOWS WHO I CAN SEND IT TO FOR REASSEMBLY !!!!!????????? PLEASE!!!!!!!!??
Dad can I get Christmas gifts ? Sorry son Gavin hawk said no .
Those Hawks give me an XL.
The knives, not the dudes.
You son of a bitch. I haven't bought a pocket knife in years. But there's no way I can resist a sprinkle donut knife. 🤣
When the spring breaks on the XXL your screwed. Boker says it is up to BHQ to support the item. BHQ isn't supporting the knife they sell wby making the spring available. BHQ installs the springs on the knives. Blade Ops sells extra springs for the Bokers they sell. I canceled my order for the XXL.