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  • @randomdude4117
    @randomdude4117 5 років тому +14155

    “Lost or damaged items, like your friends and family”

    • @BodaciousWickerman
      @BodaciousWickerman 5 років тому +108

      Best bit!

    • @romanaaranda8747
      @romanaaranda8747 5 років тому +51

      Hilarious

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 5 років тому +244

      Lmao that’s fucked up at least the judge said “let the record show that the law does not”

    • @tpzemrld
      @tpzemrld 4 роки тому +4

      Its framerly

    • @foxinc.3153
      @foxinc.3153 4 роки тому +29

      They was lying as the witness said his freinds Scott was on the pass right, witness said Rachel was killed then he said the flying dinosaur killed his BROTHER and there was also only three people in the video the witness and the two people who were killed but what happened to Scott hmmm tell me that

  • @NandCGaming
    @NandCGaming 5 років тому +12489

    “your honor, permission to treat the witness as hostile”😂

    • @izzy2815
      @izzy2815 5 років тому +14

      Don’t be dumb🤨

    • @Rubyrubits
      @Rubyrubits 5 років тому +97

      This line always gets me

    • @1scubas2
      @1scubas2 5 років тому +91

      I was just watching an old clip of community called "Disney Face" had no idea that line was a reference to that show 😂😂😂😂

    • @XexJJ051301
      @XexJJ051301 4 роки тому +64

      Requests to grant witnesses as hostile are a real thing. If allowed by the judge, it allows attorneys to cross-examine them using leading questions, which is normally banned by the judge to protect the witness (it is better to risk the guilty walking free than to risk imprisoning the innocent).
      This answer is based on Suits so correct me if I’m wrong.

    • @phetproductions5818
      @phetproductions5818 4 роки тому +41

      @@XexJJ051301 Only the side calling the witness cannot ask leading questions. The other side can.

  • @GeekExtremist
    @GeekExtremist 3 роки тому +4699

    Donald Glover is by far one of the best hosts SNL has had. He looked like a natural cast member in every skit and was funny in every skit. He needs to join the 5 Timers Club!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 роки тому +109

      He did audition for SNL when they were looking for a black cast member to play Barack Obama back in 2008. It was him and Jordan Peele from MADtv. Sadly, neither were picked.

    • @CreatEr1n
      @CreatEr1n 2 роки тому +74

      @@canaisyoung3601 TERRIBLE decisions on their part. I'm surprised they haven't had Jordan on yet. He's been a big name for years, especially after Get Out.

    • @kim06sweet
      @kim06sweet 2 роки тому +47

      They actually picked Jordan, but Fox wouldn't let him as he was still under contract with them for madTV

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 2 роки тому +15

      @@canaisyoung3601 atleast they had Jay Pharaoh

    • @juffurey
      @juffurey Рік тому +13

      This would have been a shitty sketch without him, for real, he sold it.

  • @joaopedroribeiro9169
    @joaopedroribeiro9169 4 роки тому +11984

    He obviously learned how to be an attorney that good with Jeff Winger...

    • @csaw1270
      @csaw1270 4 роки тому +226

      Dude the whole premise behind Jeff winger was that he was exceptional as a lawyer, and that he taught his students to be just as great.

    • @calvindavis6515
      @calvindavis6515 4 роки тому +140

      calvin sawyer Except when he becomes a teacher they almost never show him teaching well the whole season🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @csaw1270
      @csaw1270 4 роки тому +90

      @@calvindavis6515 there was a whole episode at the beginning of the season dedicated to him going from a lousy teacher to a really good one. That was the one where Annie took the class and saw how bad he was as a teacher and the end of the episode was him reforming himself and being a bomb-ass teacher... That's what his deal was the rest of the season.

    • @calvindavis6515
      @calvindavis6515 4 роки тому +30

      calvin sawyer well yeah that was good... but I guess I mean we never really saw that to that extent after that episode. That episode made it feel like we were getting it the whole season🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @rkcj101
      @rkcj101 4 роки тому +63

      #ANDAMOVIE

  • @m1trek860
    @m1trek860 4 роки тому +17324

    "WELL THEN MOVE YO FRIEND SCOTT'S BLOOD AROUND WITH YO _FINGUH_ SO YOU CAN READ IT."

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 роки тому +531

      "A T-Rex picked up and swallowed my friend Rachel without biting."
      "Objection Your Honour, *the T-Rex is a good guy now!!"*

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 4 роки тому +183

      I would have said "Objection your honor, the witness has just committed perjury. He said his friend *RACHEL* was eaten by the T-Rex, yet the story shows that 'his male friend Scott* was eaten by the T-rex."

    • @abdullahx4908
      @abdullahx4908 4 роки тому +82

      Objection your honour, the Rex has extremely short arms
      Like really short, like it was shrunk in a washing machine

    • @BEAUTYFUL18
      @BEAUTYFUL18 4 роки тому +8

      😆

    • @treese5648
      @treese5648 3 роки тому +15

      Best part

  • @connorwilliams5785
    @connorwilliams5785 3 роки тому +1156

    "I mean, really? Can you believe this, sistah?
    "Get out my face."

    • @dojobelle984
      @dojobelle984 3 роки тому +26

      I can’t stop the laughter at that point.

  • @baylen1147
    @baylen1147 5 років тому +3814

    He said "stop stop stop" when he's holding the remote

    • @Theebeejeebies
      @Theebeejeebies 4 роки тому +82

      I read this comment, fell back and DIED , I didn't even think about that!

    • @chrislebelmusic1540
      @chrislebelmusic1540 4 роки тому +77

      @@Theebeejeebies Lol as someone who was shitty with tech I have def been there where I was yelling stop as I was trying to pause something.

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 роки тому +3

      Nerd!!!!

    • @YourNameHere1000
      @YourNameHere1000 3 роки тому +14

      That had me cracking up! You knew exactly what was coming!

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 3 роки тому +9

      To cover up the screaming

  • @AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo
    @AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo 3 роки тому +7681

    "I do not consider my friends and family items"
    "but the law does."
    "Let the record so that the law does not."

    • @domino__effect212
      @domino__effect212 3 роки тому +21

      Lol

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 3 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah, that's when I lost it too! XD

    • @eidsongregory5795
      @eidsongregory5795 3 роки тому +59

      "WELL THEN MOVE YOUR FRIEND SCOTTS BLOOD AROUND . . . WITH YOUR FINGUHHH! . . . UNTIL YOU CAN READ IT!"

    • @MIVEC4B11T67
      @MIVEC4B11T67 3 роки тому +5

      I thought he said the "Lord" 😭😭

  • @quietastronaut
    @quietastronaut Рік тому +363

    Glover's explicit portrayal of the lawyer being extremely confident with his case throughout while in the end the jury doesn't even need any time to reach a verdict against him is just👌

  • @spencerbelcher9688
    @spencerbelcher9688 6 років тому +4137

    That was the smoothest glass of water pouring I've ever seen in a court room

    • @TimeV23
      @TimeV23 6 років тому +60

      Spencer Belcher mans a certified pro

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 6 років тому +8

      Lmfao right😂😂😂😂

    • @88CDawg
      @88CDawg 5 років тому +12

      Smooth? You can clearly see him spilling it.

    • @madelinekoh8499
      @madelinekoh8499 5 років тому +82

      Christopher Lee But he spilled it smoothly

    • @blarbkanopcious4243
      @blarbkanopcious4243 5 років тому +1

      Jim Dandy kids?

  • @moonbeam4016
    @moonbeam4016 5 років тому +1663

    “yeah the psychosaurus, yes” one the best bits. Donald, Keenan and Mikey were great in this!

  • @destinysguy22
    @destinysguy22 3 роки тому +420

    “I’m mean really, can you believe this sistah”
    “Get out my face” 😂😂😂

  • @PartyThrasher118
    @PartyThrasher118 4 роки тому +4909

    The perfectly cartoonish pouring of the water is absolute comedic gold.

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 3 роки тому +91

      @PartyThrasher118 The way Donald exclaims "HAA-HAAA" before the pouring is pretty damn funny too! In addition to being a brilliant comedian, he is a very talented musician (Childish Gambino) as well!

    • @PartyThrasher118
      @PartyThrasher118 3 роки тому +31

      @@geoffelder2236 Childish Gambino is one of my biggest inspirations. Donald Glover is a modern Renaissance man and really knows how to move people emotionally in just about any way

    • @glowingfish
      @glowingfish 2 роки тому +28

      One thing about him as a comedian is, he is great on a cerebral level, but he is also a great physical/slapstick comedian, I think one of my best examples of that is the Chloroform scene.

    • @Levacque
      @Levacque 2 роки тому +25

      Kenan certainly thought so 😂

    • @tamekabatson1998
      @tamekabatson1998 Рік тому +4

      I was just laughing at that. Had to rewind.

  • @christineferreira2181
    @christineferreira2181 3 роки тому +7035

    They need to bring back Donald Glover simply because he needs to play this role again 😂

    • @claw1888
      @claw1888 3 роки тому +62

      Right! I need to see him in more cases.

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 3 роки тому +10

      Makes sense...

    • @thorocomments
      @thorocomments 3 роки тому +21

      @@claw1888 Atlanta’s coming back VERY soon. fingers crossed

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 3 роки тому +4

      Lies again? Lawyer Sue

    • @OldRaver
      @OldRaver 2 роки тому +14

      Great idea! He could be defending the craziest of the Jan 6th insurrectionists (I’d love to see his defence of crapping in the halls of the capitol and smearing it on the walls 😱🤣🤣)

  • @GamerGrovyle
    @GamerGrovyle 3 роки тому +829

    "We've already reached a verdict. We all just kinda looked at each other and nodded."
    This feels oddly realistic

  • @annabel4313
    @annabel4313 6 років тому +3404

    Kenan trying so hard not to laugh at the water bit though

  • @AnnamPrasanth
    @AnnamPrasanth 2 роки тому +253

    That part where he says
    "Stop Stop Stop STOP STOP STOP" is hilarious 😂

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 10 місяців тому +13

      Especially since he's the one holding the remote

    • @CharmaineChikupiza
      @CharmaineChikupiza 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@dielaughing73esp since he knows the ending lol
      He didnt want the video to get that far😂😂😂

  • @luischacon6439
    @luischacon6439 5 років тому +4787

    " I don't consider my friends and family items"
    "But the law does"
    ( subject matter )

    • @Lesbomarx
      @Lesbomarx 5 років тому +191

      Let the record show that the law does not.

    • @adithyashbc6001
      @adithyashbc6001 4 роки тому +6

      Alright

    • @sorban5352
      @sorban5352 4 роки тому +16

      The law does...in slavery times...

    • @rhemacreel1339
      @rhemacreel1339 4 роки тому +5

      - I laughed way too hard at that XD

    • @Lingbloom
      @Lingbloom 4 роки тому

      Sorban did not does u dumbass. Slavery doesn’t go on nowadays. Not talking ab human trafficking, im talking about human owning a human. Not in America, where his perspective is. Get over it

  • @woodyworld6226
    @woodyworld6226 6 років тому +8697

    "Lost or damaged items like your friends and family." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tripp8833
      @tripp8833 6 років тому +4

      sick, racist

    • @Robokiller80
      @Robokiller80 6 років тому +342

      Let the record show that tripp's comment is stupid

    • @dreamquesttv
      @dreamquesttv 6 років тому +119

      Robokiller80 Case dismissed!

    • @scottclarke2417
      @scottclarke2417 6 років тому +56

      In actual Court of Law I think some way the Defense would have Won, Worse things have held up in actual Court cases in History.

    • @juzoli
      @juzoli 6 років тому +16

      Scott Clarke Fortunately the real courts have a pretty long track record of regular people winning over big corps. Of course money gives you a big advantage here...

  • @Protecthumour
    @Protecthumour 3 роки тому +187

    3:25 That "SUSTAAAAIIIINED" was everything 😂

  • @Shaina_Davis
    @Shaina_Davis 6 років тому +3064

    "Your honor the witness has lied under oath. I declare a mistrial. " Wow!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ayycardinal6802
      @ayycardinal6802 5 років тому +1

      1.6k likes no comments!

    • @RajaHRaja
      @RajaHRaja 5 років тому +10

      Lawer is right..witness has lied...
      All dianosors are female in Jurasic park🤣🤣

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 років тому

      Erebar you need help I think the dinosaurs on JurassicPark and world are just machines they have no DNA because they aren’t real

    • @roberthertz6634
      @roberthertz6634 3 роки тому

      Sounds like Pelosi. Or better yet TRUMP.

  • @haydenpolsky995
    @haydenpolsky995 4 роки тому +2745

    "I don't consider my friends and family items"
    "But the law does"
    "Let the record show that the law does NOT."
    Had me in tears, Keenan is absolutely hysterical

    • @MrGoddlie
      @MrGoddlie 2 роки тому +22

      Actually the law does consider people as property in the department of corrections so yeah that’s true

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 2 роки тому +7

      @@MrGoddlie Wow. Just, just... wow.

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 2 роки тому +14

      @@MrGoddlie
      So very true
      You're either property of the city, state, or government depending on the charges

    • @seandavidson2707
      @seandavidson2707 2 роки тому +7

      Only if they are black

    • @pillsburydoughboy1693
      @pillsburydoughboy1693 2 роки тому +1

      It’s spelled Kenan

  • @cdid8
    @cdid8 2 роки тому +152

    Donald is absolutely hilarious in this
    “Lost or damaged items.. like your friends and family” 😂😂

  • @shellfrancis5400
    @shellfrancis5400 4 роки тому +3638

    “We’ll move your friend Scott’s blood around” lol

  • @shika15
    @shika15 4 роки тому +7451

    I think this is the he closest I’ve ever seen to kenan breaking

    • @MCMB0627
      @MCMB0627 3 роки тому +56

      Same here lol

    • @hankmoody7974
      @hankmoody7974 3 роки тому +380

      huh? Kenan breaks all the time.

    • @tinokadz
      @tinokadz 3 роки тому +29

      @@hankmoody7974 exactly!

    • @user-xd9sd2jw4c
      @user-xd9sd2jw4c 3 роки тому +106

      @@hankmoody7974 really? i’ve never seen him break. I mean i’ve seen him like smile and stuff, but never break

    • @josuejean912
      @josuejean912 3 роки тому +44

      He always seems like he's on the verge of breaking.... But @rose b's link we clearly see him break

  • @toni_wood
    @toni_wood Рік тому +91

    He had me at "This Court is adjourned,credibility is extinct,and declare a mistrial"...😭🤣😂

  • @fisheyedfool6700
    @fisheyedfool6700 5 років тому +778

    2:53 old guy in the back been laughing the whole time lol. He was happy just to be there.

    • @Indy_21
      @Indy_21 4 роки тому +52

      Like a kid giggling. So cute.

    • @greatgatsby7528
      @greatgatsby7528 4 роки тому +4

      You stole my comment bro 😑😂

    • @camilafernanda3963
      @camilafernanda3963 4 роки тому +6

      “your honor, permission to treat the witness as hostile”😂

    • @seasonedveteran3517
      @seasonedveteran3517 3 роки тому +6

      I noticed too. He favors Jimmy Stewart. 😂😂😂

    • @Michael-st9ky
      @Michael-st9ky 3 роки тому

      No the character loves wild animals eating humans duuuhh next level acting

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 6 років тому +14390

    Any SNL host who can make Keenan almost lose his cool is okay in my book.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 6 років тому +306

      Dave Chappelle's bar skit comes to mind :')

    • @Catqueen_111
      @Catqueen_111 6 років тому +242

      Black Panther skits comes to mind as well.

    • @thecovertwo
      @thecovertwo 6 років тому +787

      the way he laughed made me think Donald Glover improvised pouring the water like that

    • @randyg.3942
      @randyg.3942 6 років тому +35

      19thHour lol in the first 10 seconds he was done!

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 6 років тому +202

      I think Kenan has a bit of a man-crush on DG - and who doesn't have a crush on him, he's a force of nature.

  • @Agent_Wawa
    @Agent_Wawa 3 роки тому +99

    the guy in the jury is just holding in his laugh for the entirety of the video

  • @izzzyirl
    @izzzyirl 3 роки тому +783

    I feel like only Gambino could do this skit this well. he’s so unhinged when he wants to be.

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV 6 років тому +8196

    Donald Glover can literally do anything

    • @slightexag
      @slightexag 6 років тому +49

      yeah he can be a mediocre guest on SNL

    • @XxShadowGTxX
      @XxShadowGTxX 6 років тому +84

      Pretty sure he can't lift the earth onto his shoulders, so you're wrong.

    • @shona5512
      @shona5512 6 років тому +57

      He can't lick his own elbow.

    • @danclayton9551
      @danclayton9551 6 років тому +35

      He’s a funny dude

    • @cocobenji6123
      @cocobenji6123 6 років тому +106

      ZombieZifiction racist

  • @spideyhead897
    @spideyhead897 3 місяці тому +27

    Disney lawyers saw this and said “good strategy”.

    • @kumar01234
      @kumar01234 3 місяці тому +5

      Came here to say exactly this lol
      It's so fucked

  • @futureflash6331
    @futureflash6331 6 років тому +4289

    "Who even knows what's happening there"and "he lied under oath" LMAO that's hilarious

    • @thecuriousboi
      @thecuriousboi 6 років тому +12

      lol that line had me dead

    • @futureflash6331
      @futureflash6331 6 років тому +36

      Master Vivs lol U ain't kidding and that tv monitor "stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop" LMAO

    • @Orthodoge
      @Orthodoge 6 років тому +3

      What Mueller is gonna do to Trump, and dems will be 100% ok with it

    • @Anondez
      @Anondez 6 років тому +8

      Almost broke everyone's character lmao

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 6 років тому +1

      Especially after Kavanaugh hearing

  • @sarkastikleader4708
    @sarkastikleader4708 6 років тому +2848

    "WELL THEN MOVE YOUR FRIEND'S, "SCOTT'S BLOOD" AROUND WITH YOUR FINGUUUH, UNTIL YOU CAN READ IT!!!"

  • @AL73250
    @AL73250 3 місяці тому +13

    Disney's lawyers walking into the court like this after looking through their records and finding out you signed up for a 1 month free trial of Disney+ 5 years ago

  • @laugh_til_ithurts
    @laugh_til_ithurts 6 років тому +1521

    “Well then move yo friend Scott’s blood around with yo finger until you can read it!” 😭😭😭🙌 lmaooo I’m dyingggg

    • @damnson6556
      @damnson6556 6 років тому +18

      nikki23000 finguhhhh

    • @DKT.84
      @DKT.84 5 років тому +3

      Did you die?

    • @chykim1
      @chykim1 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @tourdeforce2163
      @tourdeforce2163 5 років тому +2

      SABAYA FILM INDUSTRIES “Get outta my face.” 😂

    • @TheSweetestPea94
      @TheSweetestPea94 5 років тому +1

      nikki23000 I was howling 💀

  • @mulchdiggums6916
    @mulchdiggums6916 6 років тому +1297

    That wide eye thing he does always makes me laugh 😂😂

    • @GaryCV93
      @GaryCV93 4 роки тому +20

      Since Community. He's funny af

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 роки тому +16

      Now that I have finally seen Community, and especially the first episode with Lavar Burton, your comment got me laughing way too hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheAdamisgay
      @TheAdamisgay 4 роки тому +5

      Forrest Whitaker eye?

    • @cia7371
      @cia7371 4 роки тому

      Ya

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 4 роки тому +1

      Sustained

  • @Biotoze
    @Biotoze Рік тому +30

    I still can’t get over how smooth the water pour was. It was perfectly cartoonish and only started spilling cause he filled the cup

  • @dcrownso2
    @dcrownso2 6 років тому +1891

    "Mr. Miller's credibility is extinct HA HA"!!! I fell out of my bed 😂 😂 😂

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 5 років тому +11

      David Crownson when he poured the water 😂

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 4 роки тому +10

      And you see Kenan trying not to laugh lmao

    • @amandeepkhurana8485
      @amandeepkhurana8485 4 роки тому

      Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrazySailor1637
    @CrazySailor1637 6 років тому +2100

    Why do I get the feeling the water thing was improvised. Hilarious

    • @chykim1
      @chykim1 5 років тому +18

      Me too😂😂

    • @JDillander91
      @JDillander91 5 років тому +176

      Judging by Keenan’s face. I think it was

    • @iSimp4Val
      @iSimp4Val 5 років тому +123

      Rare near break of Keenan! Lol

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 5 років тому +93

      It was totally improvised..... It's kinda normal at SNL. They always rehearse the sketches beforehand to get the lines down, and the timing of everything, but nobody ever performs 100% A lot of them enjoy going a little crazier, or do something a little different during the actual performance to get the unexpected laughs. Usually, it's the normal cast of regulars that plays that game to mess with the other actors, but Donald Glover is just a silly bastard.... Also, I might be totally wrong, and it was an accident when you get nervous on TV, but I highly doubt it.

    • @oneworldloveall6258
      @oneworldloveall6258 5 років тому +2

      Now that's something all could agree on

  • @rebeccapaxman9241
    @rebeccapaxman9241 3 роки тому +147

    Donald Glover is so underrated with his comedy! 😂 he’s hilarious

    • @chafbowen8734
      @chafbowen8734 2 роки тому +5

      Like hell. The man is a professional comedic actor. Saying things are underrated is overrated.

  • @casscass2224
    @casscass2224 6 років тому +4253

    “T-Rex is a good guy” *few seconds later* “ALL DINOSAURS AT JURASSIC PARK ARE FEEEEMALLEE”

    • @homegirl44
      @homegirl44 5 років тому +78

      "Good guy" as in the protagonist, not male.

    • @Dev-zd3rx
      @Dev-zd3rx 5 років тому +7

      @@homegirl44 lol

    • @noot6230
      @noot6230 5 років тому +4

      IHaveNoFriends that’s what I was thinking the whole time he was saying “he” and then he said it and I don’t know if I should feel happy that I could tell the joke was coming or sad that I paid enough attention to commit that fact to memory

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 5 років тому +1

      @@jeffboon9125 I don't think most lawyers that have a brain (or consciousness?) would take the case of Jurassic Park. The case is obviously lost before the start ^^

    • @vtcubers3352
      @vtcubers3352 5 років тому

      Reyna r/woooosh

  • @AfrikanAssassin
    @AfrikanAssassin 6 років тому +695

    "I mean, can you believe this sistah?"
    "Get out of my face."

    • @sitcomsTV
      @sitcomsTV 5 років тому +18

      Loved that part!

  • @itswherethecomedycomesin8864
    @itswherethecomedycomesin8864 3 роки тому +23

    This is genuinely one of my favorite sketches ever. I think about "this court is ADJOURNED" **intense water pour** on the daily

  • @oreadeola7699
    @oreadeola7699 6 років тому +635

    "Move your friend Scott's blood around..with ya fingaahh....so you can read it" such an underrated part lmao

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 6 років тому +9388

    Imagine this guy as your lawyer. LOL

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 2 роки тому +58

    2:37 stopstopstopstopstopstopstop bro you're the one holding the remote 😆

  • @artofwargh
    @artofwargh 4 роки тому +4720

    Objection! The lawyer himself called the T Rex "a good guy" hence not all dinosaurs at the park are female! SUSTAINED!!!!

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 4 роки тому +228

      His credibility is extinct!

    • @artofwargh
      @artofwargh 4 роки тому +141

      @@MrUndersolo This court is adjourned!

    • @redhood2394
      @redhood2394 4 роки тому +91

      Counselor, you cannot sustain your own objection.

    • @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
      @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 4 роки тому +33

      I would like to say this court is not I repeat NOT adjourned

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 роки тому +22

      Technically, "guy" in that term/ context does not mean make, but person, like you would say "hi guys" to a group, even if there are females

  • @ingvarhallstrom2306
    @ingvarhallstrom2306 4 роки тому +887

    That's the funniest pouring a glass of water I have ever seen. How can it be so incredibly funny?

    • @alexlasher2525
      @alexlasher2525 4 роки тому +21

      It’s got to be the funniest way possible to pour water

    • @ShipFantastic
      @ShipFantastic 4 роки тому +6

      I'm doing this, by God and it'll be hilarious only to me!

    • @jamesh6024
      @jamesh6024 3 роки тому +5

      He found a way.

    • @jamie150741
      @jamie150741 3 роки тому +15

      He timed it just right so it wouldn't overflow

    • @abluemug
      @abluemug 3 роки тому +4

      I’m thinking he said “This big glass o water”

  • @karstenshields1694
    @karstenshields1694 3 роки тому +219

    If Jurassic park was ever real they would 100% make visitors sign a waiver that protected them from lawsuits

    • @wor1dconquerer170
      @wor1dconquerer170 Рік тому +23

      I'm not sure if that kind of contract would hold up in court though due to the fact that negligence/ gross negligence by the workers caused the dinos to get out in jurassic park and jurassic world.

  • @S0larsweets
    @S0larsweets 6 років тому +5753

    can you believe this sista?
    *get out my face*

    • @biaswrecker987
      @biaswrecker987 5 років тому +20

      @@wazdozz ur missing the point, he/she wasn't referring to the skit itself but how the media portrays black American women even in comedy. The point was every character that a black person gets to play even in a skit or a movie, them being black or some kind of negative black stereotype is always a heavy factor that's sewn into the character somehow. Yes you're right the lawyer is shady and full of it (which is funny AF 😂), but that's specific actress is almost always playing the loud agressive character. If u don't notice check out more skits with her in it. Or check most cartoons nd other sitcoms....it's VERY redundant nd annoying in some cases it makes the character less funny/entertaining
      P.s: I can tell how low your IQ is nd how ignorant you are by the fact that you had to insult this person before making ur PC point

    • @ivymooney9221
      @ivymooney9221 5 років тому +17

      @@biaswrecker987 if you have ever seen her stand up you would know that she is actually a very loud outspoken person in real life. I think a lot of the time she thinks that is what's funny. On the other hand I have seen her be more serious in some skits, I really dont think she was being portrayed as rude here or whatever was being said. I think it was because the lawyer was being shady and trying to get someone to side with him like the other person had said. With all that said though the best part had to be when he told him to move his friends blood out of the way to read the back of the pass😂.

    • @slushu_6865
      @slushu_6865 5 років тому +17

      Bias Wrecker98
      No it’s YOU that don’t understand. She was telling him to get out her face, she doesn’t want to be bothered. You say“it’s a stereotype“ but she‘s just being a person that’s normal. You‘re only saying that cuz she black. If I see a person comin up to me, saying „sista“ WHILE IN COURT, IMMA BOUT TO GET HIM OUTTA MY FACE.

    • @swatkins67
      @swatkins67 5 років тому +7

      slushu _ ugh why can’t we just enjoy this skit it fucking funny .. dang I’m tired if feeling like a victim of a joke 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 4 роки тому

      wazdozz Donald, not Danny.

  • @notbrandon2888
    @notbrandon2888 5 років тому +546

    When he said “stopstopstopstopstop” i had to pause this video for 2 minutes while i proceeded to laugh harder than i have in a long time. Shed a few tears😂 God bless this skit

    • @bdaypartymyplace
      @bdaypartymyplace 2 роки тому +1

      it happens so early on lol

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 роки тому +9

      I love that he said that as though he wasn't the one holding the remote control

    • @chrischenault3687
      @chrischenault3687 Рік тому +1

      Considering he had the remote talking bout stop 😂

  • @Monicuxiable1
    @Monicuxiable1 3 роки тому +212

    I'm a lawyer and I cant help thinking: he's doing a good Job, there's nothing else he can say to defend JP 😂

    • @bukafrank3484
      @bukafrank3484 3 роки тому +3

      Really

    • @Monicuxiable1
      @Monicuxiable1 3 роки тому +8

      @@bukafrank3484 em... obviously no... its a joke... Its obvious

  • @BoboDoboRobo
    @BoboDoboRobo 6 років тому +655

    The way he poured that glass of water

  • @moshinoroyale5660
    @moshinoroyale5660 6 років тому +671

    HIS CREDIBILITY IS EXTINCT

  • @serialkiller77
    @serialkiller77 6 років тому +2375

    Donald Glover was absolutely fantastic tonight. Definitely one of the best shows ever and made me appreciate him even more

    • @faisalshad7908
      @faisalshad7908 6 років тому +5

      serialkiller77 every skit was amazing. I rewatched them like 3 times. 👌🏽

    • @csic123
      @csic123 6 років тому +3

      serialkiller77 BEST. EPISODE. EVER. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @csic123
      @csic123 6 років тому +3

      serialkiller77 Donald Glover should win an Emmy for hosting SNL. He was a great host and performer.

    • @aintfalco7968
      @aintfalco7968 6 років тому +1

      he got started with sketch comedy. he's in his element

  • @bradycosner4119
    @bradycosner4119 3 роки тому +40

    “ the t-Rex is a good guy now, It is consistently saving the day, SuStAiNed”

  • @elizao.hernandez3416
    @elizao.hernandez3416 6 років тому +1545

    Objetion,your honor the T-rex is a good guy now
    Good to know haha

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 6 років тому +48

      good guy? I thought they were all female?

    • @futureflash6331
      @futureflash6331 6 років тому +10

      assmane999 U GOTTEMS lol

    • @scottclarke2417
      @scottclarke2417 6 років тому

      I think in 2 of the movies, The T-Rex appears at a time where some humans would have died by the mouths of Other Dinosaurs.

    • @isabellaeng7100
      @isabellaeng7100 6 років тому

      Rawr XD

  • @IAMSLAY
    @IAMSLAY 6 років тому +15338

    ALL DINOSAURS AT JURASSIC PARK ARE FEEEEEMALE 😂 *elegantly pours water*

    • @rColmer
      @rColmer 6 років тому +19

      Madden Mobile SLAY I

    • @sandgaijin
      @sandgaijin 6 років тому +71

      This will be made into a gif. Mark my words.

    • @David_Brewster
      @David_Brewster 6 років тому +4

      Slay!!

    • @johnrussell1248
      @johnrussell1248 6 років тому +31

      😩😂😂Elegantly😂😂

    • @Mebirduwine
      @Mebirduwine 6 років тому +29

      I lost it at that part hahahahahahahahaha

  • @TheMegaDanio
    @TheMegaDanio 3 місяці тому +9

    With what Disney+ is doing now, that one aged very well.

  • @guymayer9609
    @guymayer9609 4 роки тому +560

    It's been over 15 years and kenan still looks like he has the time of his life every single skit

    • @ladyreverie7027
      @ladyreverie7027 2 роки тому +10

      I love that! Who was it that said "if you're not having fun while doing comedy, you're an asshole"? He's clearly living his best life and I love that. Dude chose his perfect job and gets to have fun every day!

    • @dianapevtsov
      @dianapevtsov 2 роки тому

      @@ladyreverie7027

    • @santanughosh6286
      @santanughosh6286 2 роки тому

      @@dianapevtsov 0

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle Рік тому

      That’s not a good thing lol….

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle Рік тому

      That’s not a good thing lol….

  • @Parzival1780
    @Parzival1780 4 роки тому +923

    “I don’t consider my friends and family items.”
    “But the law does.”
    “Let the records show that the law does NOT.”

  • @no1no1655
    @no1no1655 3 роки тому +39

    Keenan is great in this. Almost broke, but pulled it out. Glover was genius, too!

  • @judyosegueda2625
    @judyosegueda2625 6 років тому +411

    2:10 "Let the record show that the law does NOT" lmao

    • @aileenbastos2750
      @aileenbastos2750 6 років тому +1

      Judy Osegueda My favorite line!!!

    • @NyraDelRey
      @NyraDelRey 6 років тому

      Omg ur gorgeous!!

    • @judyosegueda2625
      @judyosegueda2625 6 років тому

      lol u two are too kind...thank u 😙 Nyra u are beautiful also (no homo) and jason idk if u are or not hehe

    • @judyosegueda2625
      @judyosegueda2625 6 років тому

      Jason Walden how's that?

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 5 років тому +1270

    4:08 "Your honor the witness has lied under oath I declare a mistrial because mr miller's credibility is extinct ha-HAA (pours oversized glass of water) this court is adjourned"
    I submit an amendment to the US Constitution whereby all court cases are won by whoever says that first.

    • @StiltsRU985
      @StiltsRU985 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks we saw it

    • @emilygrace2439
      @emilygrace2439 4 роки тому +6

      "oversized" WHY IS THAT WORDING SO FUNNY

    • @yasseford
      @yasseford 4 роки тому +9

      @@StiltsRU985 Then are you looking for comments unrelated to the video?

    • @camilafernanda3963
      @camilafernanda3963 4 роки тому +4

      “I don’t consider my friends and family items.”
      “But the law does.”
      “Let the records show that the law does NOT.”

  • @raphaelbenjaminamparo574
    @raphaelbenjaminamparo574 7 місяців тому +5

    - "I mean, really, could you believe this, sister?"
    - "Get out of my face."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nescaffier1524
    @nescaffier1524 4 роки тому +7869

    The most unrealistic part of this video is how diverse the jury is

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 4 роки тому +152

      Not true, it depends on the demographics of the area and what kind of jurors the lawyers select for the case. Every adult citizen gets served with mandatory jury duty equally. Down here in South Florida our juries have many black, white, and Hispanic people on them.

    • @esteeut
      @esteeut 4 роки тому +88

      Look at Ronnydonny13 trying to make a racist statement on the sly...

    • @bigvalley4987
      @bigvalley4987 4 роки тому +49

      Kit Zhao I notice this on the onset. I have participated over approximately nine jury duties over the last 12 years. And I was always the only fly in the milk☑️

    • @emi11iana
      @emi11iana 4 роки тому +4

      Estee right? he tried it.

    • @emi11iana
      @emi11iana 4 роки тому +10

      @RonnyDonny13 so you're just uneducated and too lazy to educate yourself lol ok

  • @DevanLund
    @DevanLund 4 роки тому +287

    I love how you can see Kenan already start to smirk the second Donald walks up to the witness. Dude's a master of comedy.

    • @alexhardie6896
      @alexhardie6896 Рік тому +7

      The guy behind Leslie Jones is dying the whole time

  • @savvygirl98
    @savvygirl98 2 роки тому +51

    "Your honor, permission to treat the witness as hostile?"
    "No man, definitely not!"
    Donald's expression and the way that he just carried on had me laughing harder than I should have!

  • @Azerrz
    @Azerrz 6 років тому +1119

    This reminded me so much of Donald's characters on Derrick Comedy and The Mystery Team. As a huge fan it's so refreshing to a glimpse of that again.

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler 6 років тому +5

      Azerrz you're literally everywhere

    • @Good4Josh
      @Good4Josh 6 років тому +17

      Azerrz “These are my sons...Benny...and...The Jets.”

    • @vickyvale711
      @vickyvale711 6 років тому +1

      Azerrz hey, i love your content

    • @Black3y3dAng3L
      @Black3y3dAng3L 6 років тому +8

      Azerrz lol Same. Like the principal in the 'new guy' skit. The spelling bee skit and the one where they're trying to buy Natty Ice and pose as Adam Sandler, movie director, and the cop. Love Donald Glover/Childish Gambino.

    • @tonayachapman3498
      @tonayachapman3498 6 років тому

      Same!

  • @CrystalSmith-uk6hd
    @CrystalSmith-uk6hd 6 років тому +1131

    One of those genetically engineered ones you guys made
    *Yes the psychosaurus* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @eyeinthesky519
      @eyeinthesky519 5 років тому +5

      what would have made it funnier is if he said....WHAT DO YOU MEAN...YOU GUYS

    • @Jabberwocky818
      @Jabberwocky818 5 років тому +1

      @@eyeinthesky519 Yeah... Because the whole "What do you mean.. You people" joke is so fresh and original and never thought of before.. You're an idiot...

    • @Jabberwocky818
      @Jabberwocky818 5 років тому

      @igeto12 Shut your stupid mouth, child.

    • @abcdefg208
      @abcdefg208 4 роки тому

      She isnt psycho trust me she dont know why people kids are gone should I repeat

  • @SS8styles
    @SS8styles 3 місяці тому +7

    Disney bringing this sketch to life rn…

  • @fenderman9178
    @fenderman9178 6 років тому +331

    That one juror in the back keeps laughing haha

    • @futureflash6331
      @futureflash6331 6 років тому +20

      GotenVentus91 I didn't think anyone else saw the guy behind Leslie is going crazy LMAO this skit it's freakin Gold

    • @fenderman9178
      @fenderman9178 6 років тому +4

      haha yeah, I like looking at the extras in SNL because a lot of them will break character lol

    • @SELAHPAUSE
      @SELAHPAUSE 6 років тому +4

      GotenVentus91 the Asian guy never move

  • @itsobsessionnottalent1427
    @itsobsessionnottalent1427 6 років тому +569

    “Yea the Psychosaurus, yes”

    • @Scalpelled
      @Scalpelled 4 роки тому

      I gotta nickname my Tyrantrum that now. Lmao! 😂😂

    • @mitsuomits9077
      @mitsuomits9077 4 роки тому

      😂😄😂😄😂

    • @itsobsessionnottalent1427
      @itsobsessionnottalent1427 4 роки тому

      Appreciate the likes. I don’t why I haven’t seen any of these comments

  • @vadamsable
    @vadamsable 3 роки тому +39

    Donald did a great job (on all of his skits). I don't know how they kept a straight face.! "Lost and damaged items"🤣🤣🤣 I've watched this 3 times😂😂.

  • @attackkataka6599
    @attackkataka6599 6 років тому +267

    "Stop stop stop stop stop stop" has control of remote

  • @emic138
    @emic138 6 років тому +239

    Kenan is always the best judge

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +4

      Watch "Maine Justice." You might change your mind. But yeah, I love Keenan in every skit he's in.

  • @Detelos
    @Detelos 9 місяців тому +4

    That water pouring scene is one of the best moments in SNL 😂😂

  • @mhddirchankirmy8660
    @mhddirchankirmy8660 6 років тому +588

    2:18 “ i don’t consider my friends and family items.”
    “But the law does.....” 😂 😆

    • @strongbad8315
      @strongbad8315 5 років тому +38

      Let the Record show that the Law DOES NOT 😂😀😁😀

    • @christinemcpherson8891
      @christinemcpherson8891 4 роки тому +2

      @@strongbad8315 😆😆

    • @troll4life662
      @troll4life662 4 роки тому +4

      Let the records show that it actually happened at 2:03

  • @ticketyblue3080
    @ticketyblue3080 6 років тому +1194

    I think Kenan is really trying not to laugh.

    • @affanyfan
      @affanyfan 6 років тому +68

      Yes! He almost never breaks character. He's such a pro.

    • @helloitsme.5604
      @helloitsme.5604 6 років тому +41

      Yeah every time he works with Donald he always almost breaks

    • @tjyxo
      @tjyxo 6 років тому

      YA THINK?????????

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 6 років тому +7

      Dr. Reginald. Saunders.

    • @omegaman5663
      @omegaman5663 5 років тому +4

      He always steals the show!! Even when he is subdued...

  • @sq7238
    @sq7238 3 роки тому +26

    1:45 I can’t with Leslie 😭

  • @elijahmiller7700
    @elijahmiller7700 6 років тому +447

    Donald Golver is a LEGEND

  • @StarryErinLee92
    @StarryErinLee92 6 років тому +178

    Permission to treat the witness hostile?

  • @lillycupp5008
    @lillycupp5008 3 роки тому +26

    Donald is so funny that Keenan can’t even keep a straight face 😂😂

  • @natiliee.s.5476
    @natiliee.s.5476 5 років тому +275

    "Let the record show that the law does NOT."
    😆

  • @swagboii123ful
    @swagboii123ful 6 років тому +764

    Alright “stop stop stop stop stop”😂😂

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 2 роки тому +53

    Donald Glover is a comedic genius. Who else can poor a glass of water and have Kenan laughing?

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag 6 років тому +256

    Laughing at the juror in the back who was cracking up at everything Glover said.

  • @darcy325
    @darcy325 6 років тому +120

    When he poured the water in that huge ass glass 😂😂😂😂

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 6 років тому +2

      Why was that glass so huge? lol

  • @nmga4022
    @nmga4022 3 роки тому +13

    No matter how much i watch this its always fun.Donald lawyer impression is flawless.🤣😅🤣😅🤣

  • @TheGoodfella2012
    @TheGoodfella2012 6 років тому +292

    4:12 "Mr. Miller's credibility is extinct, ha-ha"

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 роки тому +197

    **pours water insanely**
    “Ya honor, this court is adjourned!”

  • @eduardoasmiroeduardo
    @eduardoasmiroeduardo Рік тому +41

    This is my 3 time. I love this sketch. 2022. JP lawyer is savage funny

  • @gracejones4295
    @gracejones4295 5 років тому +234

    *Glover: "Can you believe this sister?"*
    *Leslie: "Get out of my face"*
    *Me: LMAO*

  • @ajf098
    @ajf098 6 років тому +143

    THIS MAN IS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO SNL!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kainightingale253
    @kainightingale253 Місяць тому +5

    This aged like wine, with the Disney+ lawsuit this just makes me laugh even more

  • @brianmallen8887
    @brianmallen8887 4 роки тому +83

    The way he buldged his eyes in the beginning. The script was great, but his gesturing, body posture and tone of voice made it classic. It rivals like when Eddie Murphy knows exactly when to flash that mega-watt smile to the audience.

  • @NapalmJustice
    @NapalmJustice 6 років тому +173

    My guy in the top right of the jury was cracking up! He knows comedy. =D

  • @fredthesavannahcat2899
    @fredthesavannahcat2899 3 роки тому +16

    Definitely one of the very best snl skits. It's faultless and extremely funny 😄

  • @JayyChildish
    @JayyChildish 6 років тому +2749

    Troy grew up and became a lawyer 😂😂

    • @HeyLexxxie
      @HeyLexxxie 6 років тому +97

      Jayy Childish followed in Jeff’s footsteps 😂

    • @CreatEr1n
      @CreatEr1n 6 років тому +73

      Jayy Childish Abed would be so proud!

    • @_luke795_
      @_luke795_ 6 років тому +46

      All he needs to do is connect this to 9/11 and the Jeff Winger way of lawyering is complete lol.

    • @randyg.3942
      @randyg.3942 6 років тому +30

      HIS EMOTIONS!!!!!!

    • @realjohndoe317
      @realjohndoe317 6 років тому +15

      It’s in his blood