We currently sell Disney-themed stuff and sooo many people tell me "no, it's too childish" or "it's for an adult".... I always want to say, "ma'am, this rat is older than we both combined, who's the child now."
For anyone who didn't get the Folgers Christmas ad bit. Basically, this one ad is infamous for having ALL THE WRONG VIBES. It's about a brother being welcomed home from his tour overseas by his sister, but it’s shot like the two are gonna start madly making out at any second.
@@Mischief_Manager93 i watched it and think this is just the internet being overly horny, i didn't feel any sexual tension between them, y'all calm down
I was eating noodles right as Lexi read the line about sitting very still and eating noodles, lol. On the cardboard box fort one, I think part of being mature is being capable of being immature, and knowing when you can.
16:04 as a native spanish speaker, this joke got me so off guard that i laughed so loud everyone thought i went insane and started dying bc of a mental sickness, i still love this joke to this day, thank you, *EL MOSCO*
0:49 Lexi I'm sorry that u had to go through that just know that u r loved and an amazing person. Anyone else who is currently going through this or has gone through this just know that u r loved no matter what.
I honestly believe it depends on the type of boat, if it's any form of rowboat you don't actually need one, but if it's motorized most likely yes. Since the latter is a motor vehicle, in the water. Though in response to Microwave, is that because you aren't even born yet? To clarify I think it's mainly just consumer motorboats that need registration and licenses. That submarine thing makes me wonder if those captaining military ships and subs need licenses.
7:18 I used to just skip all the cutscenes when I was younger because I just wanted to get to the gameplay. This never had any impact on the gameplay itself but it made the levels feel more disconnected than they should have been (for example: "wait why am I fighting this character", "where am I why am I here", "who's this") but I was still able to play the game. Only upon growing older and not skipping the cutscenes did I fully experience the glorious game that is Sonic Adventure 2
same thing but with Halo 3 on the 360 but i knew the basics and Halo 5 Guardians before launch and i also didnt pay enought atention to dialogue and there was also those markething trailers for Halo 5 that where removed because they where fake so my brain trought that Locke was the Multiplayer Spartan not related or it is idk as it was some years ago but i still like to beleve The Rookie became a Multiplayer Spartan i still do ngl btw damn i need to revisit halo but i dont have an xbox anymore and i also cant buy it on steam because im kinda broke ngl
My MIL was a hot air balloon pilot. Not only did she need a license, she had to renew it yearly, and was subject to drug screening. When she got cancer, she couldn't take her pain medication if she wanted to fly. It makes me happy she was able to fly during her last year. I never got to go up with her, but I've flown as a kid. I'm not the biggest fan of heights anymore (I'm 6'2", I'm far enough off the ground as it is) You rock, mom! 🕊️
0:44 Hey, you're not supposed to bring attention to it! _Aaaaaaah, and on a Monday?! _*_NO!_* Jokes aside, happy to hear Lexi again. c: Some fun silliness to contrast the awful r/insanepeoplefacebook this morning
Remember to always put on battle-ready armor if something is going too well. It may save your life c: Or you could just deflect the incoming misfortune with that belly of yours, that could work just as effectively .u. Also, yeeees, Lexi is always a joy to listen to!
@snorlax4906I see vore and inflation (I think? Latias if you read this please confirm) gaining more popularity each day and for someone unbothered by them I wouldn't mind seeing them being normalised if only to drive other people nuts like how boomers react when they see Gen Z-ers do literally anything
Lexi I could be wrong but I think the redditor who accidentally spent a year talking to himself was the guy who ended up dealing with slow, long-term carbon monoxide poisoning and was leaving himself notes and not remembering he was the one who left them, iirc he found out in a reddit thread he made asking for help cause he thought someone was squatting in his house!
The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is one of the greatest books ever written. I own the entire collection in one gold-framed black leather book, and it is one of my best-guarded treasures.
14:50 This is why it's been hard for me to continue to crochet. My mother nagging me that I only make stuff for myself and don't sell stuff. Probably doesn't mean to, but her constant nagging made me hate picking up a crochet hook, even when I really want to make something. Just really demotivated me.
Your mother is just a bitch, keep crocheting until you feel comfortable with it and if she keeps nagging you either ask her to stop or tell her to fuck off. Best wishes to you
yep, and one that size was probably decent money... Either the parents bought something without knowing what it was, or they stole and destroyed something their kid probably saved up for for a month. Yeah, no wonder the kid hates the parents.
@@johnwolf2349 or could be a single person that never had a child hood and distinguish between the two. but I'm going with a dumbass parent that never had a proper childhood.
The main character from Robots actually have a lot to do with robotics considering he built his own humonculi pet and fix/healed/upgraded the robot people with ease
2:11 another study was done that showed that there was no line, they had to stop when there were not enough people making that much money, the more money you make, the happier you are.
11:10 I've done it too, and that's why you should add "input" or "touch" event listeners instead of "click", to screw with people who didn't mean to click the thing, this trick won't work anymore 😈
Fun fact: Not only do hard drives perform worse when you scream at them, there's actually a specific part of a specific song that generates a certain frequency that resonates with some hard drives' discs, causing them to instantly fail. This was discovered when someone was listening to music and discovered a particular song would not only crash their laptop but every computer nearby.
I was thinking the same thing. That head detail definitely looks like a gundam thing even as someone not as knowledgeable on gundam. I also seen that meme plenty of times and it really doesn't look like Optimus prime.
8:30 I usually accidentally press the cringey memories only to regret it in seconds, spam pressing the random senarios hoping to DDOS attack my brain into resetting the choice.
I didn’t know what the Folger’s Coffee 2009 Christmas Commercial was and had to look it up. After seeing it I realize why Mr. Incredible looks so horrified…
If I remember correctly, the "Money doesn't buy happiness" comes from the idea that increasing income/savings ends up with diminishing returns on mental state once you reach a certain threshold. It has since been co-opted by the rich and their cronies to try and mean "You should be happy with your lot in life and stop complaining." Essentially it's progressed from being a caution on excessive wealth to being away to hoard wealth amongst the few.
My hometown once had a cow escape to live with a herd of deer. The cow was found pretty quickly but recovering it was a little complicated because they didn't want to cause any problems for the deer. This was in suburban Connecticut.
11:59 personally i prefer to shower before i go to bed so my bed stay cleaner and you don't have to sleep in the sweat and germs you collected throughout the day
6:02 FINALLY!! Someone said it! It gets the wrong texture on the bread! Peanut Butter is made to be eaten directly from the jar using a small spoon..... While sitting down on the floor
YASSSS!!! Another Hitchhikers Guide reference- well, direct quote actually. I freaking love those books!!! Went as Arthur Dent for Halloween and confused the heck out of people all day😂 Thank you for trying to get people to read them!!
Currently pregnant and have been watching Emkay for about a year. I'm starting to think my baby likes Lexi the most bc I get the most kicks on her videos. It's weird, but I'm guaranteed to get movement when it's the time of day for kick counts 😅
6:13-6:30 Ah, I see that I'm not the only one whose performance diminishes when yelled at. Never thought I'd relate to a disc, but here we are ; u ; Edit: S A S A L E L E
0:50 No child, you need to be good at something to be worthy of _food._ You need to be in the _top percentile_ to be worthy of love. 17:00 Optimism is a mental illness.
Good to know that me and Lexi have opposite opinions on high waisted pants. I ONLY wear high waisted pants, I think pants resting on my hips is the worst.
Yes... there are five books. Any memories of a *sixth* book, written by the author of _Artemis Fowl,_ are just hallucinations brought on by one too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. You need your towel and a cup of something that is almost, but not quite entirely, unlike tea to sober up.
This should help for the different temperature scales. °C = Celsius °F = Fahrenheit °K = Kelvin °R/°Ra = Rankine °Ré/°Re/°r = Réaumur °Rø = Rømer °D/°De = Delisle °N = Newton
0:55 It sucks that my parents did all they could to NOT instill that in me and I still got that idea. (Their emphasis was “Try different stuff and when you find what you like, there ya go! Now you have something to do when you’re bored!”)
12:45 is goals. I am not afraid to say this, I 100% want a relationship like this, it is some sort of desire to have like, a tall GF who I know will protect me and give me the love and affection I need
@@arisasworld6800 yes and no, because when I was little I would pretend all the lights a night were these cool laser lights. But yea now that I'm older it's quite literally an eyesore.
I recently watched both seasons of THe Legend of Vox Machina. It contains so much gore, inapropriate adult jokes and random stuff going on at the same time. I love it and the fact I have to wait for season 3 makes me sad
13:54 or they're the people who are gonna stab you in the back the hardest when you get too emotional for them and then you never want to socialize with anyone ever again because they ruined your trust.
Fun fact: There are suffixes in Spanish to denote something as being large (from what I’ve found there the suffixes “-ote”, “-òn”, and “-azo”). So technically you could use “Moscote” for a large mosquito and “Mosco” for a normal sized one. *Please let me know if anything’s wrong with this. I don’t use large suffixes often so I’m rusty on them.
3:50 up and down nods are also a sign of how much you know a person like up is mainly used for the homies or people who you know down is acknowledging someone older than you
The redditor was mistakenly flagged as a bot and shadowbanned as soon as he joined Reddit for the first time. He was confused as to why his posts got no interactions but just kept posting about his hobbies and such. Finally contacted support after a year of zero post interactions.
Had to look up that Folgers commercial, being an Aussie.. yep, my guess was right just from the brief image.. obviously a commercial that was hugely popular in Alabama!
Shower before bed leads to a cleaner bed (and sleepwear if you use any). Shower after bed leads to getting rid of the morning sleepiness better. (especially if it's a cold shower) Ideally I'd do both but I don't really have enough time and energy for that.
3:51 Its scary how this is a 100% accurate to what i do on an everyday basis. Well... Except for the left nod. In trying to check if i do it, i have now forgotten how i do it normally.
The boomer shooter line made my respect for Lexi up like 3000000000000000%, and i already respected her a ton
Play ULTRAKILL
@@ConTheMAN or half-life
@LeonaOnUA-cam too bad, already have
@@whoisanarnb too bad 2 I already have
@@whoisanarnb Fairly sure that image referenced either the original Quake, or N64 Goldeneye 007
We currently sell Disney-themed stuff and sooo many people tell me "no, it's too childish" or "it's for an adult".... I always want to say, "ma'am, this rat is older than we both combined, who's the child now."
I love this lol
Lol man this is hilarious
ugh so many do it, i once said it's nostalgia and my god, the woman did not shut up about how "nostalgia is for children" for like 15 minutes
@@dyamimite ikr if adults do it then it's not just kids or teens if that were the case we would lose our memories by the time we turned 18-20 lol
omg hahahaha
For anyone who didn't get the Folgers Christmas ad bit.
Basically, this one ad is infamous for having ALL THE WRONG VIBES.
It's about a brother being welcomed home from his tour overseas by his sister, but it’s shot like the two are gonna start madly making out at any second.
The sexual tension was palpable
Violent and Rough Sex
Thank you for explaining so I didn't have to google it
@@Mischief_Manager93 i watched it and think this is just the internet being overly horny, i didn't feel any sexual tension between them, y'all calm down
@@San-lh8us Ah good, I thought it was just me. I looked it up and was confused by everyone else freaking out over a normal enough commercial.
Hot take: all restaurants should be legally required to put the prices of their food items on their menus
I legitimately didn't know that some restaurants don't??
Agreed
What kind of crapsack country does this happen in
Yeah I’ve never had enough money to go to a place that didn’t have prices on the menu.
Like I kind understand cause then you don't have to change it all the time. But at least put it on the take out menu or something.
I was eating noodles right as Lexi read the line about sitting very still and eating noodles, lol.
On the cardboard box fort one, I think part of being mature is being capable of being immature, and knowing when you can.
Same, I was having good ol fashioned cheap ramen.
I will once again mention the popular C.S.Lewis quote.
My theory is I am maturely immature, meaning I can be responsible and mature when needed, but at heart I still love little kid stuff.
@@Hufflepuff_cookie Exactly. I can hold down a steady job and other adulting, but can still watch Looney Tunes videos on here
"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C. S. Lewis
16:04 as a native spanish speaker, this joke got me so off guard that i laughed so loud everyone thought i went insane and started dying bc of a mental sickness, i still love this joke to this day, thank you, *EL MOSCO*
*EL MOSCOTE*
I knew that -ito is a dimunitive suffix and that Musca is a genus of flies, but I never made the connection. 😊
0:49 Lexi I'm sorry that u had to go through that just know that u r loved and an amazing person. Anyone else who is currently going through this or has gone through this just know that u r loved no matter what.
"You don't need a license for a boat!"
Lexi, please sit down, I'm afraid I have some unfortunate news for you.
Interestingly you don't need a licence for a submarine if you are under the age of 0
I honestly believe it depends on the type of boat, if it's any form of rowboat you don't actually need one, but if it's motorized most likely yes. Since the latter is a motor vehicle, in the water. Though in response to Microwave, is that because you aren't even born yet?
To clarify I think it's mainly just consumer motorboats that need registration and licenses. That submarine thing makes me wonder if those captaining military ships and subs need licenses.
if you were born before that law made you don't have to.
10:19 honestly, being outdoors is pretty solid. it won't cure your depression, but i would call it a good supplementary therapy.
3:11 Exactly. Who wants to be "mature" if it means you can't enjoy your life?
0:09 as an indoors human, I can confirm we growl when the outdoors is even mentioned
"You get those custom tailored?" startled a laugh out of me so suddenly I spit up my own nose? How? I don't even know. Lexi always makes me laugh💖
sorry about that
@@TheLexikitty what was the thing in the Pic?
@@TheLexikitty I snorted soda out my nose and doused my blanket with blue lemonade Sunkist
7:18 I used to just skip all the cutscenes when I was younger because I just wanted to get to the gameplay. This never had any impact on the gameplay itself but it made the levels feel more disconnected than they should have been (for example: "wait why am I fighting this character", "where am I why am I here", "who's this") but I was still able to play the game. Only upon growing older and not skipping the cutscenes did I fully experience the glorious game that is Sonic Adventure 2
same thing but with Halo 3 on the 360 but i knew the basics and Halo 5 Guardians before launch and i also didnt pay enought atention to dialogue and there was also those markething trailers for Halo 5 that where removed because they where fake so my brain trought that Locke was the Multiplayer Spartan
not related or it is idk as it was some years ago but i still like to beleve The Rookie became a Multiplayer Spartan i still do ngl
btw damn i need to revisit halo but i dont have an xbox anymore and i also cant buy it on steam because im kinda broke ngl
@@ValuableBlueberry oh damn, that's pretty neat. Nice theory about The Rookie too. Hope you can one day get back to Halo
My MIL was a hot air balloon pilot. Not only did she need a license, she had to renew it yearly, and was subject to drug screening. When she got cancer, she couldn't take her pain medication if she wanted to fly. It makes me happy she was able to fly during her last year. I never got to go up with her, but I've flown as a kid. I'm not the biggest fan of heights anymore (I'm 6'2", I'm far enough off the ground as it is)
You rock, mom! 🕊️
The best part about that Deep Fried Optimus Prime is that isn't even Prime himself. That's a Gundam
0:44 Hey, you're not supposed to bring attention to it! _Aaaaaaah, and on a Monday?! _*_NO!_*
Jokes aside, happy to hear Lexi again. c: Some fun silliness to contrast the awful r/insanepeoplefacebook this morning
Lol, its 6:30 am for me XD
Remember to always put on battle-ready armor if something is going too well. It may save your life c:
Or you could just deflect the incoming misfortune with that belly of yours, that could work just as effectively .u.
Also, yeeees, Lexi is always a joy to listen to!
@snorlax4906I see vore and inflation (I think? Latias if you read this please confirm) gaining more popularity each day and for someone unbothered by them I wouldn't mind seeing them being normalised if only to drive other people nuts like how boomers react when they see Gen Z-ers do literally anything
why are you EVERYWHERE
11:26 it’s the modern equivalent of making a bad move in chess so you hold on to the piece and move it somewhere else
2:20
I always had the phrase "Money may not buy happiness, but finical security reduces stress"
Lexi I could be wrong but I think the redditor who accidentally spent a year talking to himself was the guy who ended up dealing with slow, long-term carbon monoxide poisoning and was leaving himself notes and not remembering he was the one who left them, iirc he found out in a reddit thread he made asking for help cause he thought someone was squatting in his house!
I saw that on Brew. It’s a UA-cam channel
I thought it was the dude who got shadow banned on Reddit and didnt know he was shadow banned
Aw yes. I grinned so hard when Lexi just instantly recognised that page as the start of the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy :D
First Emkay vid I watched in month and Lexi narrates yay🎉
welcome back
Agreed lexis vids on mk are the best ever
The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is one of the greatest books ever written. I own the entire collection in one gold-framed black leather book, and it is one of my best-guarded treasures.
14:27 “Guess it’s just boats and ATVs for me.”
I have bad news about the boats.
14:50 This is why it's been hard for me to continue to crochet. My mother nagging me that I only make stuff for myself and don't sell stuff. Probably doesn't mean to, but her constant nagging made me hate picking up a crochet hook, even when I really want to make something. Just really demotivated me.
Your mother is just a bitch, keep crocheting until you feel comfortable with it and if she keeps nagging you either ask her to stop or tell her to fuck off. Best wishes to you
"I couldn't find anything on Google in two minutes, so freck it."
This deserves it's own post on here.
The driving at night one is astigmatism at it's best! Love being blinded by lowbeams and stop signs. XD
I really do 'enjoy' writing sad/fucked up shit, but then again every now and then I gotta write something just straight up wholesome and chill.
If Lexi hasn’t already read the Discworld series she needs to! It has very similar comedic energy to Hitchhiker’s guide.
that deep fried Optimus Prime looks more like a Gundam
If that's a Gundam, then that's decent money... eaten away
*Coughs* RX-78 gundam.
yep, and one that size was probably decent money...
Either the parents bought something without knowing what it was, or they stole and destroyed something their kid probably saved up for for a month.
Yeah, no wonder the kid hates the parents.
@@johnwolf2349 or could be a single person that never had a child hood and distinguish between the two. but I'm going with a dumbass parent that never had a proper childhood.
The main character from Robots actually have a lot to do with robotics considering he built his own humonculi pet and fix/healed/upgraded the robot people with ease
I love that movie
ok but can we talk about how good the cardboard castle is? like props to him dude
2:11 another study was done that showed that there was no line, they had to stop when there were not enough people making that much money, the more money you make, the happier you are.
13:37 winner looks soo confused
Also that “adequate” trophy
3:06 me at 34, watching this while playing with a tiny 3d printed boat in my back pain-bath.
11:10 I've done it too, and that's why you should add "input" or "touch" event listeners instead of "click", to screw with people who didn't mean to click the thing, this trick won't work anymore 😈
1:33 That is EXCATLY how I look when I laugh. Also, I got called out for being an introvert, and now I'm uncomfortable.
Fun fact: Not only do hard drives perform worse when you scream at them, there's actually a specific part of a specific song that generates a certain frequency that resonates with some hard drives' discs, causing them to instantly fail.
This was discovered when someone was listening to music and discovered a particular song would not only crash their laptop but every computer nearby.
Rhythm Nation By Janet Jackson I think. But that is just older hard drives, and not the ones that don't spin.
“You’ve seen refrigerator commercials” My dumbass brain “I love refrigerators”
dang it i even read it in the dude’s voice auuuuggghhhh
8:06 That ain't even Optimus Prime, it's a Gundam (you can tell by the V-fin on the head), likely the RX-78-2 Gundam based on it's proportions.
I was thinking the same thing. That head detail definitely looks like a gundam thing even as someone not as knowledgeable on gundam. I also seen that meme plenty of times and it really doesn't look like Optimus prime.
this is such a nerdy comment snd I love it ❤
@@TheLexikittyare you the Lexi from EmKay?
8:30 I usually accidentally press the cringey memories only to regret it in seconds, spam pressing the random senarios hoping to DDOS attack my brain into resetting the choice.
It's weird but if I lay a certain way the pressure on my head from the pillow will trigger BOTH at the same time
@@Mischief_Manager93 holy cow damn
I didn’t know what the Folger’s Coffee 2009 Christmas Commercial was and had to look it up. After seeing it I realize why Mr. Incredible looks so horrified…
If I remember correctly, the "Money doesn't buy happiness" comes from the idea that increasing income/savings ends up with diminishing returns on mental state once you reach a certain threshold. It has since been co-opted by the rich and their cronies to try and mean "You should be happy with your lot in life and stop complaining."
Essentially it's progressed from being a caution on excessive wealth to being away to hoard wealth amongst the few.
My hometown once had a cow escape to live with a herd of deer. The cow was found pretty quickly but recovering it was a little complicated because they didn't want to cause any problems for the deer.
This was in suburban Connecticut.
11:59 personally i prefer to shower before i go to bed so my bed stay cleaner and you don't have to sleep in the sweat and germs you collected throughout the day
6:55 Dominos stopped doing the free pizza thing after only 1 year, because drivers were speeding and causing deadly crashes.
Oh the excitement I felt when, "Bring back the mighty boosh!" Was said
same!
Me three!
You can tell the person who made the pizza meme has never actually _eaten_ a woodfired margherita with buffalo mozzarella.
Not a single person on this site has EVER seen the "deep-fried Optimus Prime" and pointed out that this is a Gundam. I'm baffled. "Nerds" indeed.
Lexi listening to nightcore somehow is 100% expected, and approved!
6:02 FINALLY!! Someone said it! It gets the wrong texture on the bread! Peanut Butter is made to be eaten directly from the jar using a small spoon..... While sitting down on the floor
I used to add like 5 scoops of peanut butter into my sandwich with 1/4 of a teaspoon in the corner of my sandwich
@affanshaikh8492
Preferably in a darkened room for just the right ambiance.
Love it when I get to listen to one of my fav UA-camrs while I'm getting ready in the morning
I mean, the worse that can happen while flying a baloon is you'll get shot by a sidewinder.
16:52 The Magic Treehouse was my CHILDHOOD
Part of it, anyway 😊❤
YASSSS!!! Another Hitchhikers Guide reference- well, direct quote actually. I freaking love those books!!! Went as Arthur Dent for Halloween and confused the heck out of people all day😂
Thank you for trying to get people to read them!!
0:48 You can still be talented and unloved, love yourself first over anything else lads & lasses.
11:42 mmmm the dangerous glitter on the cars
Currently pregnant and have been watching Emkay for about a year. I'm starting to think my baby likes Lexi the most bc I get the most kicks on her videos. It's weird, but I'm guaranteed to get movement when it's the time of day for kick counts 😅
Congrats and good luck!
Name the kid Lexi
1:17 I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER....
Edit 1:43 got dang it Bobby, what you're you doing in a 17th century painting?!
Pretty sure that painting is a lot more recent as the artist is still alive
0:40 That picture seems purposeful; there are 5 larger, darker-colored males, and one, smaller, lighter-colored female in the center.
OH MY.
I'm not sure if I feel better or worse to see someone had the same thought cross their mind...
But there was no COWch
16:11 - "Mosca", which basically means "fly". Indeed, "mosquito" means "small fly".
6:13-6:30 Ah, I see that I'm not the only one whose performance diminishes when yelled at.
Never thought I'd relate to a disc, but here we are ; u ;
Edit: S A S A L E L E
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😭😭😭
0:50 No child, you need to be good at something to be worthy of _food._
You need to be in the _top percentile_ to be worthy of love.
17:00 Optimism is a mental illness.
16:15 yes, there are these rare big mosquito looking things 5-8cm wide, but they are different species, probably should be called "El Mosco".
3:27
my brain in math class (i WAS that one kid who didnt learn a damn thing but still passed class)
Money doesnt make one happy, but a lack of money does make one unhappy.
1:50 there definitely is a line and the rich generally don't know what its like being below said line
Good to know that me and Lexi have opposite opinions on high waisted pants. I ONLY wear high waisted pants, I think pants resting on my hips is the worst.
Yes... there are five books. Any memories of a *sixth* book, written by the author of _Artemis Fowl,_ are just hallucinations brought on by one too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. You need your towel and a cup of something that is almost, but not quite entirely, unlike tea to sober up.
4:35… I’m probably younger than Lexi and I used to have at least two of those. What a punch in the face!
This should help for the different temperature scales.
°C = Celsius
°F = Fahrenheit
°K = Kelvin
°R/°Ra = Rankine
°Ré/°Re/°r = Réaumur
°Rø = Rømer
°D/°De = Delisle
°N = Newton
“Fun night” MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I AM DYING
the streaky lights means you have astigmatism. Fun Fact, because your eyes are shaped funny, the lights bounce off weird, creating the effect.
i literally knew it was hitch hikers guide to the galixy before he said it lol thats how much i love it.
16:52 I decided to buy a joke book of TV based humor that I remember my school library had. Better than any depressing adult book.
I get suspicious about the amount of sleep I get sometimes. Then I wake up and too anxious to return to sleep because now I don't trust my alarm.
0:55
It sucks that my parents did all they could to NOT instill that in me and I still got that idea. (Their emphasis was “Try different stuff and when you find what you like, there ya go! Now you have something to do when you’re bored!”)
4:54 I’m so glad that they installed these touch screen things.
15:04 This happened to me and when I checked it was one minute away from going off 💀
12:45 is goals. I am not afraid to say this, I 100% want a relationship like this, it is some sort of desire to have like, a tall GF who I know will protect me and give me the love and affection I need
11:40 meanwhile me with astigmatism:
oh so you mean just normal vision for me
same its a pain
@@arisasworld6800 yes and no, because when I was little I would pretend all the lights a night were these cool laser lights. But yea now that I'm older it's quite literally an eyesore.
@@ralseidemurrerhi ralsei
2:03 you can buy anti-depressants so money quite literally can buy happiness
My family: anime sucks
Me and my mom : push studio ghibli films under the couch
I recently watched both seasons of THe Legend of Vox Machina. It contains so much gore, inapropriate adult jokes and random stuff going on at the same time.
I love it and the fact I have to wait for season 3 makes me sad
But unlike so much of other adult media *it's fun*
There's also helluva boss by vivziepop
13:54 or they're the people who are gonna stab you in the back the hardest when you get too emotional for them and then you never want to socialize with anyone ever again because they ruined your trust.
0:15 not that bad of a life, though I would probably act more feline than canine.
7:41 Huh…always thought that was a joke by VG Cats, but never knew that was canon lol
8:08 That’s a freaking Gundam
The wisest thing my father ever taught me was "never trust a fart".
Imo, the difference between maturity and immaturity is knowing the time and place to let your inner child run wild
Fun fact: There are suffixes in Spanish to denote something as being large (from what I’ve found there the suffixes “-ote”, “-òn”, and “-azo”). So technically you could use “Moscote” for a large mosquito and “Mosco” for a normal sized one.
*Please let me know if anything’s wrong with this. I don’t use large suffixes often so I’m rusty on them.
3:50 up and down nods are also a sign of how much you know a person like up is mainly used for the homies or people who you know down is acknowledging someone older than you
The redditor was mistakenly flagged as a bot and shadowbanned as soon as he joined Reddit for the first time. He was confused as to why his posts got no interactions but just kept posting about his hobbies and such. Finally contacted support after a year of zero post interactions.
Had to look up that Folgers commercial, being an Aussie.. yep, my guess was right just from the brief image.. obviously a commercial that was hugely popular in Alabama!
2:49 I resonate with this on a Spiritual level
Shower before bed leads to a cleaner bed (and sleepwear if you use any). Shower after bed leads to getting rid of the morning sleepiness better. (especially if it's a cold shower)
Ideally I'd do both but I don't really have enough time and energy for that.
12:55 I actually saw a microwave commercial a few weeks ago and I've seen a bunch of oven commercials
I think you live in Wyoming which does not exist which would explain how you saw a commercial which does not exist
I bet that the alien's human pet just had to give him a computer with decent specks to lure him into the ship
8:54. I am sorry to admit that I am so cursed, or uncultured in carry handle that I cannot see it.
It's just a hole in the box for carrying it
3:51 Its scary how this is a 100% accurate to what i do on an everyday basis.
Well... Except for the left nod. In trying to check if i do it, i have now forgotten how i do it normally.
11:20
On _my_ computer it registers as a click but only on the thing that the cursor is over at the moment my finger leaves the trackpad.
Ayo Folger, that's not how siblings act, that's how step siblings act....