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  • @Ssylphie
    @Ssylphie 3 роки тому +2516

    AS A CERTIFIED NURSING ASSISTANT THAT HAS WORKED IN A NURSING HOME
    I CAN CONFIRM
    Old people really do play bingo. And it can get kind of competitive, but it’s usually pretty chill.

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 роки тому +215

      "If you say bingo Jeramy, I'll tell everyone about your bed wetting episode."

    • @patrlpilott
      @patrlpilott 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @SAFCbtfc
      @SAFCbtfc 3 роки тому +38

      @@god2593 I’m in stitches 💀

    • @ebanibernalarevalo7127
      @ebanibernalarevalo7127 3 роки тому +15

      Would love to see a figth on bingo

    • @derekderek7033
      @derekderek7033 3 роки тому +5

      Intensely chill

  • @xicemicesterx6431
    @xicemicesterx6431 3 роки тому +337

    “I have a dishwasher, I cant relate”
    - robbin flexing

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 роки тому +2279

    I never had to worry about driving lessons with my dad out here in the wilderness

    • @snakewithahat1588
      @snakewithahat1588 3 роки тому +16

      Bruh

    • @snakewithahat1588
      @snakewithahat1588 3 роки тому +52

      @BRB committing arson. Also, not clicking that, might be a rickroll

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 3 роки тому +34

      @@snakewithahat1588 I thought it was a scam tbh

    • @heatherscheffler3752
      @heatherscheffler3752 3 роки тому +10

      @@snakewithahat1588 yeah it fake as fuck.

    • @Limepopsicle07
      @Limepopsicle07 3 роки тому +28

      Never had to worry about driving lessons with my dad cuz he’s out at the store... and he’s... been there... for three years..... .......

  • @mrs.squeak2918
    @mrs.squeak2918 3 роки тому +398

    “Tiny rabbit is obsessed with giant girlfriend who’s 4 times his size”
    Resident evil 8 players: first time?

  • @trick7024
    @trick7024 3 роки тому +439

    "I would have to find a 8 foot girlfriend to make that joke"
    Theory confirmed.
    Robin is 2ft tall.

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 3 роки тому +37

      Well, he is a bird. Are we surprised?

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 роки тому +28

      @@thisisasupersayin376 that makes him a pretty tall bird

    • @CheddaCheeser
      @CheddaCheeser 3 роки тому +7

      CRAP, i was gonna make that joke...

    • @_leaf-3525
      @_leaf-3525 3 роки тому +10

      @@gotsomham according to a quick search, robins are generally about 14cm, which would make him almost twice the size of the average robin

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 роки тому +5

      @@_leaf-3525 yay, my guess was right
      Wait wouldn’t that make him four times the size or am I stupid

  • @yoursadnessisnoted.792
    @yoursadnessisnoted.792 3 роки тому +50

    As an Australian, yes. Yes we lost a war against the emus. Veterans from WW1 (i think it was) were complaining about the emus ruining their crops so the armies like: eh wth we'll kill them all for the veterans.
    But sadly, since emus are basically tanks and run really fast, the bullets had little to no affect on them. So yes, even our f***ing birds are scary

    •  Рік тому +3

      Australian birds didn't get the memo that they aren't dinosaurs anymore.

    • @CapCat92
      @CapCat92 10 місяців тому +2

      I keep thinking it was wwII veterans but i am bit Australian, nor do i live in Australia.

  • @merrowbone
    @merrowbone 3 роки тому +225

    Worked as a CNA at a nursing home, can confirm, the elderly go off in bingo

    • @DetectiveDorian
      @DetectiveDorian 3 роки тому +6

      Former housekeeper in a nursing home, and yes. According to a CNA, there was one bingo night that got so competitive that one of the residents got up out of his wheelchair to try and throw his thickened juice at another resident but missed and hit the bingo caller instead.

    • @sashimii8928
      @sashimii8928 3 роки тому +4

      "Jimmy, if you say bingo one more time I'll give you one more reason why you have that cane."

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 роки тому +1

      Someone gets a bingo
      Everyone: and this, is to go even further beyond AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @-r-3656
    @-r-3656 3 роки тому +84

    I like how he said the F word uncensored but then proceeded to censor "sh*t" immediately after.

    • @baby_mui14
      @baby_mui14 2 роки тому +2

      What time???

    • @YoshoDinoSide
      @YoshoDinoSide 2 роки тому +2

      @@baby_mui14 3:06

    • @baby_mui14
      @baby_mui14 2 роки тому +1

      @@YoshoDinoSide Thanks

    • @theteardrop615
      @theteardrop615 2 роки тому +1

      @@YoshoDinoSide ​ No fucking way Also you gotta remember that s*it

    • @prod_by_slvg
      @prod_by_slvg 2 роки тому

      yeah what the hell happened

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому +302

    Glad I was born in Australia. I just wish my skills didn't randomise into 56 intelligence, 1 stamina, 1 strength and 99 mental deficiency.

  • @AzraelonEarth
    @AzraelonEarth 3 роки тому +36

    Robin's anger for the irresponsible louts of this pandemic is something I come back to Emkay for. Love it.

  • @thatsanriosoftboy
    @thatsanriosoftboy 3 роки тому +114

    I swear the rabbits at 6:00 are straight up me and my boyfriend, I'm literally twice his size plus 10 pounds. I genuinely don't get how he hasn't died from me sitting in his lap, and I feel like anything smexy is gonna probably kill him.

    • @slushierushie
      @slushierushie 3 роки тому +24

      Death by snusnu?

    • @Ahhellnah503
      @Ahhellnah503 3 роки тому +13

      SlushieRushie death by snusnu is confirmed

  • @lizillusion2318
    @lizillusion2318 3 роки тому +8

    13:51 - "They wonder why we never wanna *come out* "
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @madisonlyons3991
    @madisonlyons3991 3 роки тому +114

    You have a dishwasher that ACTUALLY cleans your dishes without needing to wash them by hand first? How much and where can I get one?

    • @corazar1415
      @corazar1415 3 роки тому +8

      Well, from what I heard first you have to make a deal with Satan...

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 роки тому +2

      Just rinse it don’t wash it

    • @corazar1415
      @corazar1415 3 роки тому +8

      @@MEDSZ13.08 what kind of monster are you. Underworld demon. Goblin cave giant bat. Let me know

    • @Manie230
      @Manie230 3 роки тому +2

      We have one that cost 400€ and it’s a very cheap one at that. Regular cleaning and everything gets cleaned easily.
      Are American dishwashers trash or what?

    • @SantiagoTPC
      @SantiagoTPC 2 роки тому

      @@Manie230 hit or miss. Sometimes it cleans well. Sometimes the capsule doesnt work correctly

  • @acanwithnobrand
    @acanwithnobrand 3 роки тому +79

    As a. Australian, I can confirm that we lost a war against Emus. One of them pecked my eyes out

    • @ASTRO_1234
      @ASTRO_1234 2 роки тому +1

      wait... HOW TF DID YOU TYPE THIS

    • @no-wn8hk
      @no-wn8hk 2 роки тому +1

      @@ASTRO_1234 j and f have lines on them

    • @swaggg6654
      @swaggg6654 2 роки тому +1

      @no wow I never knew

    • @the_singingavgeek3433
      @the_singingavgeek3433 2 роки тому

      Emu war flashbacks

    • @smol176
      @smol176 2 роки тому

      there was never any peace treaty signed, I live in constant fear

  • @BroKenPROgaMeR
    @BroKenPROgaMeR 3 роки тому +212

    4 year old me: has a nightmare for the first time
    4 year old me: *goes back to sleep anyway*

    • @sarahwolfate
      @sarahwolfate 3 роки тому

      Cool

    • @lonelybrat9256
      @lonelybrat9256 3 роки тому +2

      My first ever nightmare was ridiculous.
      2 year old me walks to my parents whilst crying.
      Dad: oh what's wrong?
      Me: I had a nightmare
      Dad: what was it about?
      Me: I was sucking on a lollipop and when I took it out my mouth it was smaller!

    • @angrycrusader1147
      @angrycrusader1147 3 роки тому

      @@lonelybrat9256 is that true cus if so oof

    • @waidi3242
      @waidi3242 3 роки тому

      @@lonelybrat9256 my first nightmare ever was when i was just 3 years old, it was about the i was alone in bedroom, in my own baby bed, crying and wanting parents. Now looking back to it, it feels like it was my future mental health screaming to get help ..

    • @puretestoster1
      @puretestoster1 3 роки тому

      the first nightmare i can remember was me getting into a car and it taking off without my mom. car go brr

  • @fitraness123
    @fitraness123 3 роки тому +77

    "I have a dishwasher. Can't relate."
    Me: *looks at the big ass pan my mom has that'll fit in the oven but not our dishwasher* wanna know what it's like

  • @ChaoticPro_
    @ChaoticPro_ 3 роки тому +253

    "This is ya boi Robin, just drank some cowboy juice"
    Me: This is ya boi Chaotic, just drank some Russian juice.

    • @hebirattler
      @hebirattler 3 роки тому +5

      ah yes

    • @ChaoticPro_
      @ChaoticPro_ 3 роки тому +7

      @@hebirattler gotta love that russian juice, fam.

    • @ChaoticPro_
      @ChaoticPro_ 3 роки тому +3

      @DuoTheDraconic No, it's purple.

    • @Quick_Fix
      @Quick_Fix 3 роки тому

      Is it just me, or am I having the wrong idea by "Cowboy juice"? 🤔

    • @mystery7037
      @mystery7037 3 роки тому +1

      @@ChaoticPro_ Russian juice is epiccc. I have spoken.

  • @helloimreallyfuckingbored2762
    @helloimreallyfuckingbored2762 3 роки тому +39

    I haven’t had driving lessons yet.
    My dad says we’ll start when he gets more milk

  • @HeavyTanker-vx4oq
    @HeavyTanker-vx4oq 3 роки тому +89

    Can not confirm, apparently both me, and my older sister basically picked up driving within like 5 minutes. My dad never freaked out with either of us.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 роки тому +12

      It isn't the hard as long as you get the basic controls down. You learn a lot about driving just by watching your parents drive.

    • @pianoman5259
      @pianoman5259 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, everyone was pretty calm while I was taking my drivers test, most of them were sleeping on the ground but they seemed chill

    • @HeavyTanker-vx4oq
      @HeavyTanker-vx4oq 3 роки тому +5

      A Random Somebody it's helps if yah got a good car that's built well and drives decently. SUVs are not a good car for a first car, a smaller sedan is what a person should start driving in.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 роки тому +5

      @@Isabelle-un6pv Yeah, a lot of the mistakes teenage drivers make is asshole parents screaming at them over every little micro-mistake. They are new, give them time and patience, they'll learn naturally from their mistakes. My cousin didn't drive till she was 21 because when she was learning when she was 16 her mother (my aunt) screamed at her for bumping the parking block when parking, so she just quit till she got older. Mind you, the car wasn't even damaged and even experienced drivers bump them sometimes.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 роки тому +5

      @@HeavyTanker-vx4oq That's so true, especially in the US since most people buy full-sized trucks and mid-sized or larger SUVs. Crossovers may handle better than body-on-frame SUVs but they still offer poor rear visibility unless they got a backup camera and they got bulky handling because of the size, not the chassis. The best possible car to learn to drive is indeed compact or mid-sized sedans. Mid-sized sedans offer the best ratio of handling, visibility, practicality and safety.

  • @beeperscreepers4263
    @beeperscreepers4263 3 роки тому +7

    7:13 fun fact: This pain is typically from stress and anxiety. I like to call it my "Bad Vibe Sensor"

  • @nilnull5457
    @nilnull5457 3 роки тому +8

    9:28 Full moon has negligible UV light. This is because the regolith (ie moon soil) really likes to absorb UV. The reflectance is less than or equal to about 5-15%(depending on the sample) in the UV region. Also, the moon, being way dimmer than the sun, means UV gets further decreased. So don't expect tanning in the moonlight.

  • @historyfreek1926
    @historyfreek1926 3 роки тому +11

    As an Australian I can tell you it's true we lost The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the later part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed with Lewis guns-leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident. While a number of the birds were killed, the emu population persisted and continued to cause crop destruction.

  • @Cosmic-Queen
    @Cosmic-Queen 3 роки тому +62

    "I grew up mormon"
    Slowly has flashbacks from when I grew up mormon as well and the bishop full on was asking why I wasn't giving 10% of my weekly allowance

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 роки тому +4

      me also mormon

    • @robbykoopman5559
      @robbykoopman5559 3 роки тому +2

      That sound awful I didn’t know that!

    • @VioletMaeve
      @VioletMaeve 3 роки тому +1

      Ah the dangers of most church. "If you are greedy, you are going to hell. Also please considering donating more than 5 dollars to the church. It helps us out."

    • @Cosmic-Queen
      @Cosmic-Queen 3 роки тому +2

      @@robbykoopman5559 Yea, they believe that you should give 10% of any money you made for that week. If you pay bills before that and don't have the money? "why didn't you pay your tithe before your bills?" That was one of the last conversations I had with the church before I left.

    • @JesusChrist-sm4bm
      @JesusChrist-sm4bm 3 роки тому +2

      God Dam. Expect the whole asking part.
      My fauther letterly was like "Yhea bible days women can't handle money" and my allowance was my church ties. But I was never allowed to touch jt

  • @mikemanu8176
    @mikemanu8176 3 роки тому +40

    Obviously the "small essay" meme went over your head. In Mexican slang, an ese means a home. So the boy was dressed as a smell ese which sounds like essay.

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 роки тому +28

    My dad when I turned on the car light:
    *We're all gonna die!*

  • @KawaiiKing64
    @KawaiiKing64 3 роки тому +8

    10:42 "Can I get another rimshot, Editor?"
    Editor: Sir, don't you think you've had too much tonight?

  • @pennylover1999
    @pennylover1999 3 роки тому +6

    As an Australian, I can confirm we did have a war against emus, and we did lose.

  • @shototodoroki826
    @shototodoroki826 3 роки тому +3

    The "Did you know one banana weighs less than 15 washing machines?" got me good.

  • @ryokokereukhuran
    @ryokokereukhuran 3 роки тому +5

    As someone who has an actual southern accent, imma be real honest here
    Robin's fake accent is hilariously awful and absolutely made my day

  • @АльфияИсламова-у5ц
    @АльфияИсламова-у5ц 3 роки тому +8

    I have just something to say. Vampires are got killed by sun light but not moon light, because sun light is too bright for them to see (I think).

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +60

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 231 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @salem4758
    @salem4758 3 роки тому +7

    About the prawn vs shrimp thing, the only real difference seems to be their anatomy. Taste-wise, they’re very similar.

  • @MrMonkeykiller1996
    @MrMonkeykiller1996 3 роки тому +15

    Bikes are loud for safety reasons (of course there's assholes that make theirs overly loud) bikes can be hard to spot at times but you're more aware to look for them if you can hear one.

  • @byrondobbie763
    @byrondobbie763 2 роки тому +3

    Emus have small organs so they can take bullets like a champ, more athletic than anyone who has seen this video and even learned to run away at the sound of military vehicles.
    The war was brutal

  • @quibydraws4049
    @quibydraws4049 3 роки тому +8

    6:08 when Me_irl starts being wholesome af

  • @JellybeanInc
    @JellybeanInc 3 роки тому +1

    In my house we don't ignore laundry. We stare at it in disdain every day, then listen to Emkay while we fold three baskets full.

  • @blemmchan
    @blemmchan 3 роки тому +5

    Oh yes. We lost a war to Emus. Like, the army was actually part of it and everything.

  • @crayola_colorzz
    @crayola_colorzz 3 роки тому +3

    The sounds he made for the printer were actually pronounced really well but we dont talk about that

  • @flipflopexe
    @flipflopexe 3 роки тому +5

    "why dont you keep up a little bit internet explorer" i am dead

  • @brodywilson5559
    @brodywilson5559 3 роки тому +5

    ... I'm Australian and.. it's not feeling great knowing we have a history of losing to birds. They took like 5 bullets and still ran away it took a lot to take them down.

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 3 роки тому +205

    Day 307 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

    • @MattBonk991
      @MattBonk991 3 роки тому +14

      @BRB committing arson. Hi jackoff, im Dad

    • @elektrizon
      @elektrizon 3 роки тому +2

      @@MattBonk991 Hi Dad! I’m Brother!

    • @elektrizon
      @elektrizon 3 роки тому +2

      @@Finn-pc7xr Hi Step-Brother! I’m Mother!

    • @Moetron_V2
      @Moetron_V2 3 роки тому +1

      @BRB committing arson. huh ._.

    • @anon-unofficial
      @anon-unofficial 3 роки тому +2

      @@elektrizon
      Hi Mother! I'm Sister!

  • @Ashtheenby135
    @Ashtheenby135 3 роки тому +32

    Robin: "I grew up Mormon-"
    Me who is growing up in the same religion: "Sorry, They decided that they should now only be called by their full prober name now"
    They do be really discriminatory tho-

  • @ThePrinceofkindfulness
    @ThePrinceofkindfulness 3 роки тому +10

    Technically we did lose a fight to emus- I’d like to see you fight a fricking emu

  • @tumbletv_
    @tumbletv_ Рік тому +1

    Motorcyclist here! Our bikes are loud so that even if people driving cars cant see us, they sure can hear us! Its part of safety since were much smaller and more commonly hit, but also kinda cool sounding. However, i also hate people that ride around at three in the morning revving their engines like its some kind of race

  • @andeturner6498
    @andeturner6498 3 роки тому +5

    So im still slowly bingeing these when i have a moment and well im glad i came back! laughed way to hard (might have cried a little) and related to far to much.

  • @badatthings5793
    @badatthings5793 3 роки тому +5

    2:15
    I used to have a stuffed animal that you could put stuff in and when I was about 10 I woke up in the middle of the night, saw it, and screamed because I thought it was a mound of human flesh. My parents didn't hear me scream and now I feel very safe

  • @alkahoth-lunalimadasilva7986
    @alkahoth-lunalimadasilva7986 3 роки тому +3

    I love how Robin is just full of everyone's crap

  • @yourfellowpancake6335
    @yourfellowpancake6335 3 роки тому +1

    Welcome to EmKay where you can’t stop watching it no matter what

  • @agentcalifornia3587
    @agentcalifornia3587 2 роки тому +14

    10:57 well… about that…

  • @rhager842
    @rhager842 3 роки тому +1

    Robin: Says the F word and it doesn't get censored.
    Also Robin: Says the S word and gets censored,
    Thank you, EmKay editor.

  • @MiniMia48
    @MiniMia48 3 роки тому +7

    7:14
    I thought I was the only one that got random pains on the side of my stomach, I feel normal for once now.

  • @Kwebbel05
    @Kwebbel05 3 роки тому +4

    3:45 I was never able to stop Karen, neither was the manager

  • @Ij-jan
    @Ij-jan 3 роки тому +29

    I’m old 66, and I watch your videos. And no, not every old person plays bingo.

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 3 роки тому +2

      I'm disappointed in your sanity now that i saw that you subscribed to Guava Juice.
      Edit: CWC, Project Zorgo, Vy Qwaint, Grace Sharer and Daniel Gizmo too.

    • @Ij-jan
      @Ij-jan 3 роки тому +4

      @@cometcal7387 my grandson uses my iPad on weekends when he visits. Ha ha

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ij-jan Ah, understandable. I'm still dissatisfied on your grandson's interests though xD

    • @janicesmall2933
      @janicesmall2933 2 роки тому

      Im 72, and subscribed to your channel. F* bingo!

  • @thatoneguy7159
    @thatoneguy7159 3 роки тому +2

    As an Aussie I can confirm we have lost to emus in a war

  • @valerietaft9831
    @valerietaft9831 3 роки тому +6

    7:45 that card is a Blue-Eyes White Dragon, this is useless info but that's my whole character.

  • @AaronCross760
    @AaronCross760 3 роки тому +3

    3:59 it is a fact that australia started to use the military to kill off emu populations but even after killing a ton of them it was only like 10% of their population, then some guy invented a fence that works on them.

  • @alliemtf9441
    @alliemtf9441 3 роки тому +4

    “Just drank some cowboy juice”
    *ram ranch starts playing*
    God why does my brain work like this

  • @marvinvalencia6049
    @marvinvalencia6049 3 роки тому +1

    dont need to worry about driving with my dad when hes decomposing at the bottom of some lake

  • @c_zero-zu7vg
    @c_zero-zu7vg 3 роки тому +19

    The dude in the first 11 seconds looks like me when I see myself in the mirror after trying on the outfit I hypothesised would look good the night before

  • @Magnymbus
    @Magnymbus 3 роки тому

    No wonder he's so angry... He was raised mormon... I feel ya bro.

  • @Vicioussnakeboy
    @Vicioussnakeboy 3 роки тому +18

    Teacher: partner up with someone
    Me: *looks at the dude behind me but realises hes an asshole so i have to partner up with the girl next to me*

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 роки тому

      @@demroyallers every girl next to me looks at someone else and me and the class thot r the only one left and I get an a++ for nothing

  • @nomesobrenome7010
    @nomesobrenome7010 3 роки тому +2

    7:05
    I thout he was gona talk about that 2 girls 1 cup thing, i think no one escaped that one

  • @bigpineapplestudios7447
    @bigpineapplestudios7447 3 роки тому +5

    0:38 THIS LITERALLY HAPPENS TO ME EVERY NIGHT

  • @susiedeltarunedistinguished
    @susiedeltarunedistinguished 2 роки тому

    4:26 I can’t describe it, but that “F*CKED” sounds so damn good

  • @EchoGames_YT
    @EchoGames_YT 2 роки тому +5

    12:23 A shat 😂
    A shitten 🤣

  • @Moonkoolaid2
    @Moonkoolaid2 3 роки тому +1

    Are you telling me that you don't wash them before putting them through the dishwasher??? How can you trust them to actually be fully clean.

  • @teleporter777
    @teleporter777 3 роки тому +10

    Robin: Especially the star ones.
    Me: thinking* did he mean star wars, or infinity war??
    Me: needs the asylum now because his sentence fried my brain and made me a handstand addict*

  • @kurapikakurta1997
    @kurapikakurta1997 3 роки тому +1

    The prayers have been answered. Yes, us Australians did go to war with walking birds, and multiple smaller ones.

  • @demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271
    @demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271 3 роки тому +66

    I have to admit, this is me most of the time

  • @PeterCaptainObvious
    @PeterCaptainObvious 3 роки тому +2

    9:36, this is why I just simply say "morning"

  • @hcode9234
    @hcode9234 3 роки тому +4

    7:43 The dream I had today was earth was basically destroyed by climate change and there was 73 years left before we all died, and we had to get on ship to leave the planet and I was almost able to get on it but it was full started leave. I just stayed home and watched youtube.

  • @countryboii4107
    @countryboii4107 3 роки тому +2

    Robin I liked that accent at the beginning
    Also this was the first time I've heard Robin swear awesome!

  • @autumnerez
    @autumnerez 3 роки тому +8

    wait he said he’d need like an 8ft girlfriend.. theory he’s 2 ft tall

  • @real_bullseye
    @real_bullseye 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact, when I sit I can be mistaken for a shrimp

  • @WildTrapper
    @WildTrapper 3 роки тому +5

    3:07 THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD. Like, I'm so used to the editor censoring the swears and hearing Robin just drop an f-bomb UNCENSORED hit like a truck. Just... I did not expect that.

  • @hannahmoore7160
    @hannahmoore7160 3 роки тому +1

    The difference between a shrimp and a prawn is what country you are in.

  • @ZangTheKitsune
    @ZangTheKitsune 3 роки тому +10

    My mom: keep saying I was slacking because I don't want to learn how to drive.
    Also my mom: Slow down you're gonna scratch my car (even though I'm a several inches away).
    Also my mom: let's try again later (never tries ever again).

  • @officialrhythmicthoughts
    @officialrhythmicthoughts 2 роки тому

    3:07 always love when the censors forget something

  • @americancountryball2077
    @americancountryball2077 3 роки тому +4

    How do you loose a war to an oversized chicken?

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 3 роки тому

    Moonlight is reflected sunlight, but vampires can survive in moonlight because they're unaffected by reflections.

  • @nuka-cetylene323
    @nuka-cetylene323 3 роки тому +11

    "I just drank some cowboy juice."
    I thought it was Joe Swanson juice.

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 3 роки тому

    "...why don't you keep up a little bit, internet explorer." oh my god that almost made me choke on my drink.

  • @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896
    @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 3 роки тому +5

    The emus are much more powerful than the combined might of the German and italian afrika korps, Because the aussies held out at tobruk against them.

  • @Wbfuhn
    @Wbfuhn 3 роки тому

    The southern way to tell someone to get screwed is to say in a polite and sarcastic way "bless your heart".

  • @indofan1708
    @indofan1708 3 роки тому +3

    8:47
    Lol, I remember when I was Mormon 😂😂😂

  • @punprincess3214
    @punprincess3214 2 роки тому

    THE DRIVING WITH DAD ONE IS ACCURATE!

  • @unkn0vvnmystery
    @unkn0vvnmystery 3 роки тому +7

    3:10 did you just say the f word and then beep out the s word...

    • @guy194
      @guy194 3 роки тому +2

      i thought i was the only one

  • @NumbersToThePowerOf2
    @NumbersToThePowerOf2 3 роки тому +1

    Robin has clearly never worked in a nursing home, on a cruise, or assisted living. Bingo is everything with seniors there.
    Ps my phone hero’s wanting me to call it assisted loving lol

  • @ZelXVI
    @ZelXVI 3 роки тому +8

    Robin: They all get United States anyway
    Me in the Philippines: Guess I'm American

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 роки тому

      Think he meant the ones that begged to *not* get the USA.

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 2 роки тому

    Ignorance is bliss is another way of saying intelligence is ignorance

  • @Evanster1212
    @Evanster1212 3 роки тому +3

    8:14 it’s the guy from villager animation

  • @leemangels514
    @leemangels514 2 роки тому +2

    1:29 that is very true like I sneezed 2 times far apart from each sneeze and like 3 people just looked at me

  • @ygguN.
    @ygguN. 3 роки тому +13

    Clicked it faster than the Chinese rocket

  • @King_Of_Midgard
    @King_Of_Midgard 3 роки тому

    Best response to "Good Morning" always gunna be "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

  • @dustinlocke7693
    @dustinlocke7693 3 роки тому +6

    as a yugioh player,
    i am greatly miffed that Robbin forgot the name of one of the most iconic dragons,

  • @pizzalover9932
    @pizzalover9932 3 роки тому

    1:20 yes old people do actually play bingo, I volunteered at an elderly home like a year ago helping run a bingo night and they loved it

  • @youravggamer
    @youravggamer 2 роки тому +4

    10:51 aged like milk lol

  • @Mac..266
    @Mac..266 3 роки тому +1

    Weirdly my dad was actually really chill the first time I drove

  • @aprixal
    @aprixal 3 роки тому +5

    when mom says to clean the dishes but you have a dishwasher:
    *im 4 dimensions ahead of you*

  • @doggo-sama2600
    @doggo-sama2600 3 роки тому +2

    10:11 is the most relatable thing ever