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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- We arranged a time, We arranged a place, We forgot to think of something to talk about, so we asked you on the twitters!
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In my defence it was quite a friendly goose, I don't think it minded too much.
Tim Jeffries Why, though? Why would you catch and hug a goose?
Nillie because you're drunk ;)
Wow I'm so relieved right now, I heard him say MOOSE. Keep up the good work Tim.
Well Nillie, the bigger question is why wouldn't you?
Because the goose is a stranger, and I don't like to hug strangers.
"We twote" goddammit guys, I am so torn. On the one hand, that absolutely is the logical past tense. On the other hand, that sounds AWFUL for some reason.
Zelmel How does one truly wyome?
tweeted
EyeoftheTotodile by knowing I live in the least populated state in the union
Twat sounds better for past tense of Tweet but I can understand why they didn't use that.
Sandcastle No, that's not how irregular verbs work. It's still "I'm gonna tweet that," "I just twote it" and "I haven't twat in a long time."
I solemnly swear I didn't mess around with the ending of this one. -- Tom
Hey guys, you mentioned in the video that you wanted ideas of things to film in Canada. One such thing that may work would be making a video on the Rideau Canal in Ottawa, a 200km canal built in 1832 to connect the Ottawa River to Lake Ontario. The canal also has an incredibly old but still functioning system of locks to boat to higher elevation. It's a UNESCO world heritage site and would is incredibly beautiful in the summer (where the public can use them). 2017 is also the 150th anniversary of Canada, so that would be a fun time!
p.s. also in the winter the canal becomes the worlds largest skating rink
Cheers from Ottawa!
But what make of car do you drive?
oh yyes i'd watched that!!!
Matt and Tom if you want to film in Canada, Calgary has an indoor public park... on the fourth floor of a shopping center.
Do you mean the Devonian Gardens?
should do a episode of "we question your answers" where you make up witty questions for answers supplied by viewers
Reverse trivia resurgence...?
@@LilyRoseGames jacksfilms!
Or question the answerer's sanity
my favorite citation needed joke is:
Tom: it's worth pointing out...
Matt: (points at Tom)
Tom: (slaps Matt's Hand)
The Gaming Demon I'm quite partial to "what's the ear pull?"
[grabs tom's ear]
[tom tries, valiantly, not to corpse]
Ollie Embourne what episode is that?
The Gaming Demon the Arctic winter games episode a bit over 10 minutes in
Ollie Embourne thanks, Think missed that one
Tom slaps his own hand? Clearly I need to re-watch that one.
Instead of relying on finding each tweet later, just screenshot each one you read out loud on your phone and use the screenshots. No lost tweets and less time spent searching.
What I learned from this video:
These two made the drums falling off a cliff video.
Sort Tom’s videos by date (oldest), it’s brilliant
@@gwyneddboom2579 Thanks for directions, it's a gold piece indeed
They talk about the making of that video in another Park Bench.
Tom's hair is greying and it makes him look dignified.
ARe you sure thats not just the lighting?
yeah, but is Matt's hair scotting?
RKBock oooh I hate you for that...
@@CantSniff Always glad to be there when no-one needs me.
He’s so handsome
also from an American friend: "To wyome is to stand in a field and be racist"
Is wyoming punishable and if it is, how?
***** Wyoming is its own punishment
Ouch xD
wow you ruined wyoming for me forever.
from an American - just stop you cheeky imperialist bastards :D
tom's robot wars robot would just be a big bodge
I think they have the skills to _enter_ Robot Wars, but not the skills to do even remotely well.
it would be a spectacular failure
jellyfish got to the semifinals though a bodge, and you can't do worse than some plastic and a grabber from one of those claw machines
Tom I think Sergeant bash was probably retired due to him having a FLAMETHROWER and many many robots being powered by highly flammable power sources.
Could always enter a lower weight class. Beetleweight is 1.5kg and antweight is 150g. Small budget and much easier to bodge without risking safety issues.
Why do JavaScript programmers need glasses?
Because they cant C#
Shaorandra why do i get that?
@@jeannebouwman1970 its not that deep
That's a good joke amidst all bad programmer jokes, like a shiny Perl inside a trashcan
That is where Perl belongs
I don't C how it's funny
"have you ever put nutella on a yorkshire pudding" is to the tune of "what do you do with a drunken sailer" in my head forever now
HAVE YOU EVER PUT NUTELLA ON A YORKSHIRE PUDDING
HAVE YOU EVER PUT NUTELLA ON A YORKSHIRE PUDDING
HAVE YOU EVER PUT NUTELLA ON A YORKSHIRE PUDDING
WITH SOME LUMPY CUSTARD
OMG I CAN NEVER NORMALLY HEAR HAVE U EVER PUT NUTELLA ON A YORKSHIRE PUDDING IN MY HEAD EVER AGAIN
@@nishantray3207 do you *often* hear "have you ever put nutella on a yorkshire pudding" in your head, normally or otherwise?
sure
i cant get it to tune
"Would you ever enter Robot Wars?". Correct answer: "no, can't, I'm not a robot."
what about Skeleton wars
There's lots of stuff to do in Wyoming it just requires some Wyroaming
"You can't go somewhere with no planning." When I lived in Austria, a friend and I got the train to Vienna. We got off the train and were like "Well now what?".
Tom's "It's been" joke at 18:04 is the most underrated bit of this video.
hey guys, let's wyome!
Aaron i wyomed last week
Wyoming is so 3 years ago!
This was really interesting, cn you do another?
You guys should try Pizza in Sweden. Since we are so far removed from Italy and so many of our Pizzerias are run by whomever with no relation to Italian cuisine we get some of the most interesting Pizzas in the world. if you think "banana on a pizza, how odd" then you have seen nothing yet.
Kebab pizza which salad on it(Which, let's be real, is pretty much just the contents of a shawarma dumped on pizza dough) is godly.
Pizza with tuna, kebab and garlic sauce. 😋 Actually much tastier than it sounds.
Or a pizza saucer (fold the pizza in on itself so it's a fully enclosed pizza) with kebab, french fries and salad inside. Disgusting thing, the salad actually becomes slimy.
Do you consider pineapple on pizza unholy?
@Games With Nic 2 years late, yes, I can guarantee you can find surströmming pizza somewhere in Sweden
@@zuikis121- Time to head to Sweden.
why do all the youtube channels I follow slowly relate to eachother. It's been narrowed down to about 4-5 degrees of separation but didn't start that way.
Look up 6 degrees of Kevin bacon
hmmm
Yay for Dan and Stefan!
They wore red & blue
Hearing Tom mention Neil Cicierega literally made me start shaking out of excitement. That's never happened to me before.
mistaecco same here. Two people i like.
A Neil mention is rarely expected but generally appreciated
Why are Neil fans like this
@@tulip_hysteria because neil is popular enough that a ton of people know about him. but odd enough that people think he's obscure
11:23 Matt causally throws phone xD
So Tom doesn't like the Wirral...it's official. Tom Scott is an honourary Scouser.
Any chance you'd upload an "unedited" or lightly edited version of citation needed? Minutes of people laughing is genuinely funny content in my opinion. There's a reason laugh tracks are a thing.
@Games With Nic Hey, it's my other channel. Was going to reply to that comment but then I found out I did it 2 years ago.
@@cassandra2860 yikes
I had a physical reflex when I heard Neil Cicierega mentioned. Out of all places, this was where I least expected to hear him referenced.
We really really need a video on what happened in the Wirral.....
when tom was a baby, he had a cot... it was toms cott
the friend that caught a goose... that sounds a lot like Gary...
no, no, there was a picture of it being an actual goose
Thank you for the opportunity to spot some perlin noise in the wild (the thumbnail)
You're aware that the path of totality passes within 50 miles of Yellowstone National Park? You can't think of anything you might be able to talk about on top of a supervolcano?
#ShamelessAttemptToGetAParkBenchFilmedSomewhereICouldDriveTo
So, you're friends with CGP Grey?
He recommends this, but also says to get them all identical, so you never have to look for a mate.
ZipplyZane Also 2legs on h2g2.
Student friendly meal would be bacon, eggs, beans, sausage and fried bread made with two irons
obviously
Tom, you need to take more than 4 days off!
As a person in their 30's the bit about socks is the most relatable part of this video.
Yup! Im almost 40 and good socks are a godsent
I agree: new socks and Neil's "Bustin' " are some of the best things in life.
That Tom called Toronto and Ottawa 'the East Coast' is physically painful to me.
Jacob Wilson well it's not the west coast, is it?
Close enough
- Saskatchewan
Calling the kettle black
- BC
It's central Canada! The closest it is to the east coast is the St. Laurence river nob-head - Nova Scotia
They're definitively east within the country, and no one's gonna talk about Nova Scotia or Newfoundland.
Finding out that Tom Scott listens to Neil Cicierega actually made my day.
And Nidhogg, my goodness.
30 minutes and no ads. Kudos to you two.
The problem for me buying all new socks is that I almost only wear fancy wool socks, and they're expensive.
Darn tough socks are the best
I have started knitting socks. I need to knit more, because I am rather unwilling to wear any non-wool socks now. But - if you don't count the time spent knitting - they come out fairly cheap that way.
Most middle-class middle-aged answer to a question - "new socks"! :D
we will never hear about the Wirral story will we...
That makes me sad. I still don't know what a Wirral is. 😔
@@wildblue0 Wir·ral | ˈwirəl |
a peninsula on the coast of northwestern England, between the estuaries of the Dee and Mersey Rivers. Full name the Wirral Peninsula.
@@wildblue0 The Metropolitan Borough of Wirral is a metropolitan borough of Merseyside, in North West England. It has a population of 321,238, and encompasses 60 square miles of the northern part of the Wirral Peninsula. Major settlements include Birkenhead, Wallasey, Bebington, Heswall, Hoylake and West Kirby.
@@sn0wmusic605 Thanks!
I know what happened on the Wirral!
Supermarkets tend to keep sock styles for years. So stock up on a drawer full of one type, and buy a n extra pair every so often when you are shopping.
Then you just chuck out odd ones and don't worry about keeping pairs. Granted, they fade over time, but you can usually find roughly matching ones.
I'm the same way with socks. I toss individual socks out when they get holes and then when my remaining supply gets below a critical threshold I throw the rest out and buy about 15 identical pairs. It ensures I always have good socks and simplifies laundry day since I don't have to worry about sorting them into pairs.
23:17 That is possibly the most delightful thing I've heard all week. ^_^
Well, apparently I'm now called Alan... I love it! 😂
Years ago I did more than 10 minutes of barrel scraping - while working at the Lush handmade cosmetics factory. ... Actually scraping a hair conditioner out of the barrel it was handmade in.
FYI, you are absolutely spot on with Wyoming. 5% really cool stuff, 95% absolutely flipping nothing. If you do go, find a rental car with adaptive cruise control that keeps you in your lane.
Tom's disgruntled goose face!
Can confirm: robots take *hours* to build, but aren’t actually too difficult, batteries can asplode verrrrry quickly, and you guys should come to a live event some time 👍🏼
The whole mouth trilogy by neil cicierega is just amazing love them all
Talking about games, idk where you'd put this but I'd love to see the both of you play "we were here". It's a free game on steam you can finish in less than a hour and it's a bit like "keep talking and no one explodes" but you're both in the game. I'd love to see Matt explain some of the puzzles in his roundabouty way. Probably never happen but thought I'd put it forward :)
One of my students when I still worked at the college had a robot wars robot.
Honestly... if they still had anyone in Electronics working there, The engineering department would do a pretty good job of making a robot wars robot.
You laugh, but guess who now has an annual new sock day.
I may have woken a neighbour with the volume of my "HA!" after Tom called Ottawa and Teranna the east "coast".
I wasn't drunk, because I was like three, if that, but I did catch a Canada goose one time. My family was at the park feeding geese, and I noticed one goose was very preoccupied with its meal, so I sneaked up behind it, and then jumped on its back and grabbed its neck and proceeded to ride that poor goose. That goose was flapping around, squawking 7500 (aviary and aviation humour all in one), and trying to crane its neck around at me to bite me. :D
Alright. You just broke me with the xpdr 7500 bit..
Hijack!
Something in Canada?
My hometown has the world's only remaining Tribal class destroyer, the HMCS Haida. We also have an aircraft museum with the only other flyable Lancaster bomber (the other is in the UK).
How's that for interesting stuff in Canada?
AdmiralCreideiki cool
AdmiralCreideiki Canada also has a lot of cold stuff. And Tom likes it cold
And now you don't, that's what you get for being Toronto :p
AdmiralCreideiki p
4:07 "Would you enter Robot Wars?"
Ask Colin Furze...
Hearing Tom drop an "IT'S BEEN" is really giving me new life right now
"he likes the animals... I like children" probably not the quote you want to hear in a park.
Yer had te goo an' mek it weeired.
Scomm Tott knows Ceil Nicierega and that makes me feel good inside.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
They're not wrong though, new socks are the best.
I'll have you know, Canada has the worlds longest bridge over frozen waters called the Confederation Bridge. We are also celebrating 150 years of being a country this year so it's a good year to come to Canada
Confederation Bridge is a good one. Nice segment showing off the bridge construction on the PEI side. (The side which you have to pay to leave...)
And if you do the bridge, then you may as well head down and check out the Bay of Fundy and the world's highest tides. (Strongly suggest making a day or two of that just to experience the whole cycle, and give yourself time to setup shots.)
There is a salt marsh in the area near there as well that was a CBC world broadcasting location that could make an interesting topic.
Over in Nova Scotia there is a site of a new commercial rocket launch pad planned.
May as well do something on Anne of Green Gables. Possibly how much some people in the region hate the character. (And how multiple movies/shows about it were made, and filmed elsewhere in Canada after they trucked the red soil in to pretend it was PEI...)
Halifax and the Halifax Explosion.
Coal mining and mining disasters.
Seaweed pie?
Yeah so if you could come to atlantic canada and do a meetup, that'd be great :P
Not to mention the intense burger competition going on for the month of April on pei, the freaking wind farm that powers half the island, and our ability to produce enough potatoes to feed Canada
Okay, I would totally chip in some cash next year if it meant Matt and Tom showed up and tried to do all of the burgers... I would probably also start to feel bad if they made it even half way through the list, but would still be fun to see the kind of video they made of the whole thing.
R.J. Arsenault is that the one that was out a year or so ago separating Canada in two parts?
omg matt has amazing music taste! I love bring me the horizon
"I've only done the east coast", only been to Toronto and Ottawa... Folks from the maritimes are going "do you understand what the word 'coast' means?"
I bought the book Tom recommended by chance and it's amazing. Great story and characters and a concept I couldn't stop thinking about for days.
My problem isn't people using PHP and JavaScript for projects, I do have a problem with people recomending them for beginners as Python, Kotlin, and Julia all exist and are actually beginner friendly languages. So much so that the default install of python ships with an IDLE instead of an IDE and that extra L stands for learning. If you want to get started programming then learning python is a better start, I'm fond of Kotlin as its very similar to Python in basic syntax but has the compatability and abilities of Java, and Julia is great if you are trying to do complex maths because its almost as simple as python but is faster so it can compute large datasets in significantly less time
Tom “I loved it there, the people were very nice” no way!! Canadians are Nice??
No, they're polite.
well done @geofftech for getting the last question in! and nice to see you here
Things in Canada:
- Can't swear in public parks in Toronto
- Peterborough Lift Locks
- "The Wall" complex in Fermont Quebec (This one is REALLY far though)
- Diefenbaker Bunker
- The Germans in WW2 actually had an operation on Canadian soil, look up "Weather Station Kurt"
Matt has damn good music taste
we need a Matt Grey weekly playlist
Yellowstone National Park is in Wyoming, one of the best NP's in all the world
you could do a video about the timing of old faithful
Wait, how do you end up giving away personal information by answering what car you drive?
MicroBlogganism Probably by giving too much detail and going off on a tangent.
If he accidently gave away enough information to track the car. (Such as a tangent about where he bought it, when exactly he bought it, or possibly a funny story about how the license plate he wanted was taken).
Aw, they didn't get to my question. Should have gotten in quicker!
That’s what she said.
3 years later.
I think the best citation needed gag was probably gary's rant about wallabies
Having just binged All The Stations recently and randomly re-watched this today, I notice the last question is from some bloke called Geoff Marshall!
As a Canadian, we're offended that you call Ontario, "East Coast".
"new sock day", same as "new underpants day", also known as "Christmas".
Yes, I actually ask for socks and underpants for Christmas.
Great selection of bands Matt mentioned!
Tom Scott liking (and quoting) Neil Cicieriga proves we're in the good timeline
"It's like a bus stop for aeroplanes" I laughed too hard at that.
Fun fact: This is the only video that contains the phrase 'high quality sock content'
I noticed the same thing now, and since I now knit my own socks, I was seized by an ambition to bring the number up to two.
I swear Geoff Marshall just pops up everywhere occasionally
6:49 should have been rainbow comic sans
I live in Wyoming, and I can verify that everywhere is a ten hour drive. And I wyomed yesterday, thank you very much.
Can you stop wyoming up to Montana please thanks
If you'd ever said where you'd be here in NYC I'd have found you because I really want to meet you guys. You're one of my favourite things to watch on UA-cam. Tom's channel is my top favourite, and The Park Bench is a close second, especially when you just ramble on random topics. I routinely get friends to start watching your videos, Tom.
little bird running in the background (right side of the frame) at 24:06
I love the synchronized leg switcheroo in 17:51.
I spent more than a few seconds thinking about Matt and Tom sitting on grass and my mind immediately jumps to "Grassy ass".
Shoutout to that one question! C# is great :> Maybe not perfect for all things ever, but for businesses and personal projects and general non-engineering , it's waay up there
tom scott neil cicierega fan is something i didnt expect
Matt & Tom's Park Bench, AKA the nonstop spoiler shielding show! It seems as if it happens every episode...
Never change, you two.
Dan and Steffan need their own Matt and Tom like show lets make this happen people come on
as someone who used to live in brighton before leaving england, GATWICK FOR THE WIN
18:13 thanks for the music recommendation, did not expect this question to be answered with music I'd enjoy :D
Now I need to find everyone I know who's connected to cool stuff here in Canada and make them fans of your channel.
*+*
Joshua Hillerup isn't Canada cold rather than cool?
Am i the only one that finds joy in matt's smile
Matt and Tom's Grass sounds perfect, I don't see any issues with that.
Britt, Ontario. Went there, off season, decades ago with a van full of friends, had a lovely time with the family who run the little fishing village. Visited the lighthouse, played guitar and sang and just relaxed. Enjoyed it much more than Toronto.