COMEDIANS vs FEMINISM #2 (Dave Chappelle, George Carlin)

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    Second compilation of Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Craig Ferguson, Ali G; comedic geniuses joking against feminism.
    In this video we have Dave Chappelle vs Feminism, Craig Ferguson vs Feminism, Craig Ferguson vs Feminism and Ali G vs Feminism.
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  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 5 років тому +2921

    "make a case for men"
    men: "we're awesome"
    speech level: 100

    • @user-ti6hq2tc9o
      @user-ti6hq2tc9o 4 роки тому +142

      i was dumbfounded at how dumbfounded she was. lmfao craig ferguson is a boss

    • @lorenza2589
      @lorenza2589 4 роки тому +57

      Perfect delivery haha

    • @doomslayer812
      @doomslayer812 4 роки тому +69

      *"The ability to speak, does NOT make you intelligent"*
      -Qui Gon
      (Edit: I'm taking about that woman)

    • @LazyNeutron
      @LazyNeutron 4 роки тому +15

      @@doomslayer812 same goes for ur comment.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 4 роки тому +4

      @@doomslayer812 Tell that to any of the many animals that can't share their knowledge with eachother due to lack of complex language and as a result end up on us weak humans' dinner plates on a regular basis. And then don't come back to this thread until it talks back.

  • @MrKylej7110
    @MrKylej7110 4 роки тому +2858

    George Carlin would KILL it in today’s world, left us way too early

    • @rorywhelan_
      @rorywhelan_ 4 роки тому +7

      Is he dead?

    • @MrKylej7110
      @MrKylej7110 4 роки тому +18

      Rory Whelan yes

    • @rorywhelan_
      @rorywhelan_ 4 роки тому +20

      MrKylej7110 rip

    • @Ashtray91642
      @Ashtray91642 4 роки тому +58

      I miss him so much. He would be destroying everyone right now. The right, the left, the billionaires running this country, social media and internet personalities poisoning the brains everyone who chooses to partake in the algorithm

    • @AGCcachanilla
      @AGCcachanilla 4 роки тому +44

      He passed the torch to people like Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr, we’re in good hands, im worried when we lose THEM, we got NO realist left....

  • @xcal8140
    @xcal8140 3 роки тому +309

    Her: Make a case for men.
    Him: We're awesome
    Thats about right.

    • @Superbatmanbro
      @Superbatmanbro 3 роки тому +2

      That’s dam straight right 👍💪🇺🇸

  • @mcknightjacob20
    @mcknightjacob20 3 роки тому +136

    1:56 All these years, im just learning that "Gotcha Bitch" is Dave Chappelle. I can't believe myself.

  • @Jackvalky
    @Jackvalky 4 роки тому +1816

    That cop uniform line is gold, I'm stealing that one to use later.

    • @comrademason7835
      @comrademason7835 4 роки тому +34

      Jackson Hewitt
      Yes definitely!
      That’s a really good argument, that’s why impersonating an officer is highly illegal

    • @titoyama5760
      @titoyama5760 4 роки тому +26

      I'm going to use it on the tiktok hoes😂😂😂

    • @dzam4562
      @dzam4562 3 роки тому +2

      Right! Dave Chapelle is awesome

    • @bruhfruit4715
      @bruhfruit4715 3 роки тому

      tito yama Im curious on how you are going to use it

    • @coochieman1602
      @coochieman1602 3 роки тому

      same

  • @chocolatecumblast6570
    @chocolatecumblast6570 5 років тому +5622

    Women: *Gets mad at men for being nice*
    Men: *stops being nice*
    Women: *suprised pikachu face*

    • @browngundam2170
      @browngundam2170 5 років тому +26

      Good movie u should see it for free like I did

    • @demetriolanderos8742
      @demetriolanderos8742 4 роки тому +2

      LoL trufam

    • @BigJugsRule92
      @BigJugsRule92 4 роки тому +47

      Women deep down don’t want nice guys. Plain and simple

    • @bafaltin
      @bafaltin 4 роки тому +18

      Women want alpha males. Its a genetic predisposition. Eomen want alpha males? They want men who treat them like garbage. If women would like to dissproven they should stop watching fast and the furious becuz all it is is teaching children that if they can drive a car good they can make millions of dollars for being a shifty asshole cuz they have muscles and a big gay persona

    • @DIV_SERIES
      @DIV_SERIES 4 роки тому +4

      @GHOUL Ap I didnt' know stalking counted as chivalry. Let me ask you, when you wrote your Stacey a note, did you sign it in pig's blood or your own? 6666!

  • @S.0DA
    @S.0DA 3 роки тому +28

    I love how the woman at the end was doing her best to make men seem horrible and the guy just went “we’re awesome” and he has won the argument according to the crowd

  • @josiahernst5830
    @josiahernst5830 3 роки тому +103

    "Make a case for men."
    "Oh, we're awesome"
    He knows whats up

    • @Superbatmanbro
      @Superbatmanbro 3 роки тому

      True words have been spoken

    • @Superbatmanbro
      @Superbatmanbro 3 роки тому +2

      “ you men are Gross”
      “ But you like though “
      Oh man that’s true, modern women Will say it’s gross but then they still think it’s attractive

    • @WebCurioso
      @WebCurioso 2 роки тому

      who is she?what is her name?

  • @eriklehnsherr5784
    @eriklehnsherr5784 6 років тому +763

    Daves police unifom analogy was perfect!

    • @agh8607
      @agh8607 5 років тому +24

      Women don't want to take any responsibility

    • @izdatsumcp
      @izdatsumcp 4 роки тому +4

      I dislike that he said it was confusing though. It's not confusing. If you dress like a whore, you are a whore. It's pretty simple.

    • @alone2break
      @alone2break 4 роки тому +9

      @@izdatsumcp didnt you hear that she said "just because i dressed this way, does not mean i am a whore".. if someone doesnt want to be labeled as something (whore, police, etc) why wear its uniform?.. so, it is actually confusing..

    • @Partart3160
      @Partart3160 4 місяці тому

      @@izdatsumcphe was saying it’s confusing when they say they aren’t one💀

  • @TheSheperd23
    @TheSheperd23 6 років тому +339

    "make a case for men"
    "We're awesome" fucking sold.

    • @cdreyes81
      @cdreyes81 6 років тому

      Who the hell was that thing

    • @mattconklyn146
      @mattconklyn146 6 років тому +7

      The Great Milenko how about who will fight your wars and do all the hard bam breaking work like at a sewage plant or cattle farmer list goes on and on and on

    • @fatdog2467
      @fatdog2467 6 років тому +2

      I'm Awesome, Too!

    • @zulu3274
      @zulu3274 6 років тому +4

      The Great Milenko This lady comedian said "yeah Men even invented tampons for us...we really dropped the ball on that one ladies!"....LOL
      "Monrok - Feminist" its a Laugh Factory clip

    • @harrislam
      @harrislam 6 років тому

      what's the lady's name? So was she like just acting the feminist's part or something?

  • @phillyphilhouse79
    @phillyphilhouse79 3 роки тому +69

    "I used to be a feminist like you. Until I took a fact to the knee."

  • @booffish4563
    @booffish4563 3 роки тому +57

    "i like to piss off any group that takes itself a lil bit too seriously." -George Carlin
    imma have to use that cause i swear thats my M.O.

  • @meursault7030
    @meursault7030 5 років тому +1250

    "Make a case for men."
    What, like, defend our right to exist?

    • @TheGojaofficial
      @TheGojaofficial 4 роки тому +45

      It's getting hilarious...

    • @izdatsumcp
      @izdatsumcp 4 роки тому +113

      "Make a case for Jews."

    • @ToxicatedLum
      @ToxicatedLum 4 роки тому +27

      Obviously defend your case to exist just because that women lacks self esteem and confidence... Must be your fault because you were born with a dick

    • @Warsteel55
      @Warsteel55 4 роки тому +68

      Make a case for women. In this chicks logic, women are nearly obsolete because of those realistic sex dolls lmao

    • @karthikrox6310
      @karthikrox6310 4 роки тому +3

      @@izdatsumcp bruh😂😂😂

  • @derlycalza5949
    @derlycalza5949 5 років тому +4030

    A women punching a man then getting punched back is perfect!!! Lol

    • @rh1507
      @rh1507 4 роки тому +406

      That's equality

    • @egocentricblack3278
      @egocentricblack3278 4 роки тому +259

      @@rh1507 and they don't like it.

    • @rh1507
      @rh1507 4 роки тому +205

      @@egocentricblack3278 Ironic isn't it

    • @modernretrostudios7202
      @modernretrostudios7202 4 роки тому +229

      Ha ha they say to never hit a girl, but they never say don't hit her back.😆

    • @DM-rc4yu
      @DM-rc4yu 4 роки тому +168

      He was arrested but that video saved him.

  • @MrDenzelNoel
    @MrDenzelNoel 3 роки тому +149

    Her: Make a case for men
    Me (to provoke her): We are the one thing you can never be no matter how much you try.

    • @pr00009
      @pr00009 3 роки тому +7

      they are going to need a senzu for that one

    • @Superbatmanbro
      @Superbatmanbro 3 роки тому +3

      We men built these countries and cities and the phones and cars they use I don’t want to hear bull crap these feminists mouths

  • @BB-fd2rf
    @BB-fd2rf 4 роки тому +563

    FEMINISM: strong, smart and independent until things get a little bit difficult.

    • @MrBej
      @MrBej 3 роки тому +3

      As if they use feminism as a weapon.

    • @Hikingalliance
      @Hikingalliance 3 роки тому +15

      Like Bill Burr said when that ship is sinking or when the house is burning 🔥 there is no feminism

    • @Superbatmanbro
      @Superbatmanbro 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrBej Their strong and independent until they have to pay that damn bill, Their strong and independent Until they her to fix the car or move groceries or do a lightbulb or just a simple thing making dinner, clean the kitchen ,making the bed and etc.

    • @geCk.0O
      @geCk.0O 3 роки тому +3

      @@Superbatmanbro on point

    • @otherguy6937
      @otherguy6937 2 роки тому +1

      Until they need to open some jar

  • @Odbarc
    @Odbarc 6 років тому +1028

    "Make a case for men."
    -"We're awesome."
    LOL

    • @RU4REALDAWG
      @RU4REALDAWG 5 років тому +6

      Fernandez T Oh boy please tell me you're joking...

    • @BNG1Fdarest
      @BNG1Fdarest 5 років тому +17

      @@RU4REALDAWG partly..

    • @RU4REALDAWG
      @RU4REALDAWG 5 років тому +2

      Fernandez T Hahaha which parts ?

    • @RU4REALDAWG
      @RU4REALDAWG 5 років тому

      Fernandez T So... You want to put women in their place...?

    • @BNG1Fdarest
      @BNG1Fdarest 5 років тому +9

      @@RU4REALDAWG yes...we all need to be put in our place... Patrice O"neal..listen to his stuff...he says it perfectly...at the same time these are all said in a joking way... Anyways ..wtf are you calling out my stupid remarks..??

  • @zacksyl393
    @zacksyl393 4 роки тому +1200

    Could you imagine if a guy said to a girl make a case for your existence. Their head would explode.

    • @kevinwells4086
      @kevinwells4086 4 роки тому +4

      Zack Syl Amen

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +40

      Easy.
      To make babies.

    • @exclusiveness
      @exclusiveness 4 роки тому +5

      @@thereisnosanctuary6184 Without them u wouldn't exist 🤫😂

    • @kvrox1
      @kvrox1 4 роки тому +67

      @@exclusiveness that's stupid, birthing needs both men and women.

    • @exclusiveness
      @exclusiveness 4 роки тому +2

      @@kvrox1 obviously but women were born first. But, why is it that when I make a statement which was a joke and a fact you guys get all serious and offended? If you can't take the heat stay out the MF kitchen!🙃

  • @mppsragannaguda6282
    @mppsragannaguda6282 3 роки тому +96

    "Chivalry is dead and women killed it" Dave chappelle the legend

    • @damienocallaghan2648
      @damienocallaghan2648 Рік тому

      7.00
      Dave Chapelle - i Disagree
      If you dress like a WHORE you will get treated like a WHORE
      IF YOU ARE GOIND TO ADVERTISE YOU BETTER BE WILLING TO SELL

  • @kyeronelma4835
    @kyeronelma4835 4 роки тому +356

    Women: There's no reason to hit a woman.
    Men: *Thinking about how she cheated on him, divorced him and took half the money he earned from his own job, took the house HE bought and paid the mortgage on, took the kids, and ran away with the guy she cheated with to Jamaica*... Yeah. No reason.

    • @philippschumann4556
      @philippschumann4556 4 роки тому +32

      Classic bit by Bill Burr, one of his most famous :D

    • @Bropann
      @Bropann 4 роки тому +43

      My wife left me quite suddenly for my best friend, took all our money, took all of the good stuff we had in the house, left me with a four bedroom house I couldn't make any payments on and left the kids with me as well and left me just a week after I had surgery to repair a damaged shoulder so I couldn't work for 3 months and no longer could afford the Physical Therapy to get the use of my arm back. I sent the kids to live with my mom and I lived on the street for a good part of that year. (Thanks, babe. I thought you didn't like sex but in the end you sure f*cked me.) BTW, I asked my kids later what I had done to precipitate all of that. I said that it takes two to make a marriage so it probably took two to screw it up. They said for me not to worry. They said that we are both weird (old 60's hippies) but that I'm weird with integrity. Lol. Go figure.

    •  4 роки тому +4

      You mean she didnt care how YOU felt? No way..man...

    • @boracebecioglu9563
      @boracebecioglu9563 4 роки тому +5

      @@Bropann im sorry to tell you, you are dumb

    • @mac_tire_aonair
      @mac_tire_aonair 4 роки тому +4

      Bill Burr articulated it best: ua-cam.com/video/rksKvZoUCPQ/v-deo.html

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army 6 років тому +2874

    Chivalry is not dead. It's illegal.

    • @julescaneparilabib4291
      @julescaneparilabib4291 5 років тому +27

      Don't tell that to Robin Hobb or she'll get mad

    • @junaidmohammad5664
      @junaidmohammad5664 5 років тому +18

      It's sexist

    • @TonySmith-dd8is
      @TonySmith-dd8is 5 років тому +47

      NO shit ! And FEMINIST made it illegal too !

    • @BreezeeGreenz
      @BreezeeGreenz 5 років тому +4

      It's not so much illegal as it's inadvisable. Don't do it.

    • @nmoore2586
      @nmoore2586 5 років тому +55

      Chivalry died when women demanded equal pay but not equal work

  • @moodydude519
    @moodydude519 5 років тому +82

    "We do think in language, so the quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be good as our quality of language." This should be written with gold.

    • @fongchye1946
      @fongchye1946 4 роки тому

      Moody Dude That is some high quality comedy right there,preach!Rip George🙏

    • @giantfisher
      @giantfisher 4 роки тому +1

      OMG! LMFAO! FYI, I personally think it disgusting when people communicate in acronyms, ESPECIALLY using them while speaking. Traditionally, acronyms were only used in print or excessively long or repetitive,. But now even newscasters and office professionals are talking like high school children by speaking out L O L and ridiculously truncated words like "totes" instead of "totally" or "it gave me the feels". It's all repulsive.

  • @bushslice1632
    @bushslice1632 4 роки тому +86

    1:58 lol I had no idea that’s where that meme came from, that’s great lmao

  • @EternalVirgin
    @EternalVirgin 3 роки тому +44

    "Make a case for men."
    "We're awesome."
    Never knew my little self-esteem could ever be bolstered by just a couple of words.

  • @adamarie2155
    @adamarie2155 4 роки тому +1296

    I’m a woman and was totally disgusted by that woman at the end of the video. She comes off as a bitter loser. I love men! They’re the best 🙂

    • @beckyquin8365
      @beckyquin8365 4 роки тому +100

      She really does come off very bitter and like she just straight up hates men. Very pathetic.

    • @Mishagoddess427
      @Mishagoddess427 4 роки тому +99

      She's not bitter, she's a lesbian. Only a lesbian would be okay with using synthetic sperm.

    • @markcole6460
      @markcole6460 4 роки тому +85

      Thank you. Women are great to.

    • @huntergerelds332
      @huntergerelds332 4 роки тому +51

      Ada Marie Thank you! I think women are awesome and you are awesome. Have a great day

    • @NickHou82
      @NickHou82 4 роки тому +20

      Ada Marie thx we love you too

  • @PicklezTV
    @PicklezTV 4 роки тому +511

    If Carlin wasn't so funny they would've have try to kill him... Dude was saying so much truth and actually making you THINK

    • @sparkswood9540
      @sparkswood9540 4 роки тому +17

      They did kill him bro. When into the hospital for a routine procedure and did not come back out. Didn't kill Louis CK, but they fucked him over big time. Just waiting to see what happens to Chappelle. They are coming for him no doubt. As for the Ali G guy, he's a Jew so he get's a pass as usual.

    • @DavidMendoza-pd3pr
      @DavidMendoza-pd3pr 4 роки тому +1

      @@sparkswood9540 Thera are a ton of conspiracy theories on Dave Chappelle. People say that he was killed and replaced by either a clone or look a like after the Viacom debacle when he fled to Africa. I personally don't believe it because he came back and seems the same but the powers that be did limit him big time.

    • @MGOBLUE902
      @MGOBLUE902 4 роки тому +2

      David Mendoza cloning isn’t possible bruh😂

    • @DavidMendoza-pd3pr
      @DavidMendoza-pd3pr 4 роки тому

      @@MGOBLUE902 I know it's not that's why I don't believe it. There are people who think this though.
      ua-cam.com/video/mN6WhR_FolI/v-deo.html

    • @16rumpole
      @16rumpole 4 роки тому +7

      remember what Carlin said about the government controlling your speech and apply it today, who is trying to control your speech now. Left wing pc progressives.

  • @bitupanborah9551
    @bitupanborah9551 4 роки тому +423

    "Feminism" the most overrated word of this generation.

    • @steveconnor1076
      @steveconnor1076 4 роки тому +10

      Nah, racism is

    • @bobbybigfellow8516
      @bobbybigfellow8516 4 роки тому +17

      You're both wrong.....it's "toxic"

    • @tsnightmare7097
      @tsnightmare7097 4 роки тому +2

      Femenacis

    • @mac_tire_aonair
      @mac_tire_aonair 4 роки тому +12

      Indeed, if feminism was truly about equality, it would be called humanism

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 4 роки тому +10

      Any ideology that asks for special treatment just because of an accident of birth is harmful. Feminists want to pretend it is about equality, but it obviously isn't.
      When was the last time you saw a feminist fighting for a man's rights who was treated unfairly? If it was about equality, then they would fight for all genders.

  • @penisdeletus4601
    @penisdeletus4601 4 роки тому +5

    This made my day... Thanks bruh.

  • @cat-em3mj
    @cat-em3mj 4 роки тому +400

    "Make a case for men" No. You're the one who claimed they're useless, now prove it
    it's not my job to disprove something you said

    • @vaibhavphuloria4059
      @vaibhavphuloria4059 4 роки тому +10

      The synthetic sperm, probably men are making that as they are smart. How can I say they are smart, why is there only men in top 10 billionaires even though 50% of people on this earth are women, you can't say about the opportunity as some or most of them came from an extreme background and made their way in their 20's or 30's. They set the wage not take them so no privilege for them.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому

      100th like

    • @timmcc6899
      @timmcc6899 4 роки тому +1

      You almost had the right idea ... Yes, its her case to prove she is right, but it is also the job of the opposing side to disprove or debunk her statements and proof.

    • @rbrtck
      @rbrtck 3 роки тому

      @@timmcc6899 My bros and I are here as a result of billions of years of evolution. Disprove that without using technology developed primarily by men. :) On a side note, it looks like we should have developed the artificial egg and full-term incubator instead. Let's get going on that, posthaste!

    • @timmcc6899
      @timmcc6899 3 роки тому

      @@rbrtck, if you actually understood the science by which you're talking about, then everyone would be a part of that result, not just your 'bros and you', or whoever else you seem to like at the time.
      You obviously don't realise how science works, or you wouldn't have completely missed the point I was making. its not up to one side of the argument to do all the work, just like you hope someone else does all the work, inventing artificial eggs and full-term incubators.

  • @abuzarali2538
    @abuzarali2538 6 років тому +1550

    GOTCHA BITCH 😂😂😂😍

  • @seamusmcgovern4277
    @seamusmcgovern4277 3 роки тому +6

    The girl at the end was failing so hard at making that guy mad lmao

  • @johnnyzen4282
    @johnnyzen4282 4 роки тому +124

    "Make a case for men."
    How about civilization....

  • @The3rdGunman
    @The3rdGunman 5 років тому +424

    That lady at the end is disgusting...
    I've cleaned bathrooms for a living years back women can be NASTY!!!

    • @victoriaponce699
      @victoriaponce699 5 років тому +4

      That is true

    • @deejaydfc
      @deejaydfc 5 років тому +8

      She's playing a part..
      She's just acting...it was part of Craig's show.

    • @poidkurdo1920
      @poidkurdo1920 5 років тому

      @@deejaydfc who is she?

    • @karthikrox6310
      @karthikrox6310 4 роки тому +13

      They have a habit of portraying cleanliness and beauty while hiding the disgusting and gag inducing aspects from public eye

    • @Kortlandt
      @Kortlandt 4 роки тому +1

      3rd Gunman I’m clean them now. And my god the horror stories. Flashbacks, and wake up from slumber in cold sweat and terror.

  • @angelb4373
    @angelb4373 5 років тому +1067

    feminism isn't funny but making fun of it is😅😂🤣

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 5 років тому +22

      It's also pretty funny.

    • @SAbdullah03
      @SAbdullah03 5 років тому +12

      comedy lies in suffering, the dark truth of the society and the matters like that. You would laugh at a person slipping on banana peel, the other person's suffering is a comedy for you. similarly feminism is absurd but the sad dark truth of society, feminist themselves suffer because of their stupid notions, and that is what makes them funny.

    • @wheatthins7660
      @wheatthins7660 4 роки тому +1

      I think it's hilarious

    • @firelordzuko9972
      @firelordzuko9972 4 роки тому +1

      Angel Butler ah but it is funny. It’s such a stupid movement I would rather follow hitler then a feminist

    • @dohnboe6323
      @dohnboe6323 4 роки тому +3

      New-wave feminism is absolutely fucking hilarious

  • @mahirzaaulia971
    @mahirzaaulia971 4 роки тому +19

    1:57 and thus the meme was born

  • @dubey_ji
    @dubey_ji 3 роки тому

    thank you so much for making this

  • @dah500
    @dah500 6 років тому +479

    Good god George would be public enemy number 1 with all this material he would have today.

    • @18632ewa8
      @18632ewa8 6 років тому +6

      dah500 why do You think he is dead?

    • @DuchAmagi
      @DuchAmagi 6 років тому +14

      You know, I think he's up there now, smiling down to us

    • @dah500
      @dah500 6 років тому +4

      Calvin Barrett What Nigga

    • @onee
      @onee 6 років тому +16

      Calvin Barrett Cause you know, he got old... Don't turn everything into a conspiracy theory. He talked about that stuff for years.

    • @Jarvik
      @Jarvik 6 років тому +7

      I think he is down there smiling up on us :)

  • @T4NV33
    @T4NV33 5 років тому +1790

    Both men and women have role in life they are just as important to each other. Different for a reason. Work together not apart.

    • @nonicknamethethird2132
      @nonicknamethethird2132 4 роки тому

      T4NV33 #facts

    • @ChuckRuck523
      @ChuckRuck523 4 роки тому +1

      @Josip same could be said about you lol look at the stuff you typed and tell me you aren't as ignorant as these guys lol

    • @ChuckRuck523
      @ChuckRuck523 4 роки тому +14

      @Josip I'm sorry who made the trian tracks? Men. Who made buildings like houses and so on? Men. Who fought in the war to protect their families? Men. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't even have a home with food or a supermarket to go to

    • @bananian
      @bananian 4 роки тому

      @GhostRNL
      Most women don't even want to do that nowadays. They might as well be men.

    • @bananian
      @bananian 4 роки тому +3

      @GhostRNL
      That's fine as long as they're responsible, but we treat women like they all have to go through the pain of pregnancy when half of them never do.

  • @MappingEagle
    @MappingEagle 4 роки тому +5

    I have known it for years but I finally found out where the "Gotcha Bitch" is from. Gold

  • @Tho-ugh-t
    @Tho-ugh-t 3 роки тому +2

    Love this last one:) savage as hell and the audience aplause

  • @BodyByBenSLC
    @BodyByBenSLC 6 років тому +623

    We need Carlin more now than ever.

    • @Bendrix27
      @Bendrix27 6 років тому +32

      Bxo34 Nah, I'm kinda glad he's gone, it would have been so damn painful for him to see just how stupid people have become. It's hard to even joke about anymore, it's just fucking sad.

    • @c4nucksens8tion
      @c4nucksens8tion 6 років тому +1

      beautifully put my friend. Be blessed during all this crazyness

    • @mirrortherorrim
      @mirrortherorrim 6 років тому +9

      Dig up his bones. And call a necromancer.

    • @williamparrish2436
      @williamparrish2436 6 років тому +7

      and Bill Hicks...

    • @donnellkallam3472
      @donnellkallam3472 6 років тому +2

      Bxo34 God bless the dead, we need him

  • @nailor2893
    @nailor2893 6 років тому +193

    *"what case do you have that defends men?"*
    *"well, were awesome!"*

    • @catboy8137
      @catboy8137 6 років тому

      Ma man

    • @Pynaegan
      @Pynaegan 5 років тому +4

      Name ten female inventors off the top of your head...
      ...Five...
      …two?

  • @baby-moon.
    @baby-moon. 4 роки тому +6

    “Chivalry is dead, and women killed it!” - Dave Chappelle

  • @RobFox
    @RobFox 2 роки тому

    Sir your channel is gold

  • @callmehank1662
    @callmehank1662 6 років тому +148

    Look around ladies....everything you see, a man built it.

    • @kingcountry6203
      @kingcountry6203 5 років тому +12

      Dam stright. Were the top dogs and it will always be that way

    • @solangeboudreau6467
      @solangeboudreau6467 5 років тому +1

      We're looking. We don't like global warming so stop please stop building ASAP and fix the earth.

    • @ianjones2731
      @ianjones2731 5 років тому +15

      @@solangeboudreau6467 Worst comeback I've ever read congrats 😂😂

    • @chriskim4366
      @chriskim4366 5 років тому +12

      @@solangeboudreau6467 ironic...woman want more comfort but now blame men for satisfying their desires.

    • @kaularjun2
      @kaularjun2 5 років тому

      Ah dud maybe you'll get laid 1 day

  • @rbl4ever187
    @rbl4ever187 6 років тому +53

    She said "make a case for men?" Lol
    Men built society, technology, agriculture, basically everything. #we're awesome.

  • @itsmeterri
    @itsmeterri 4 роки тому +1

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I love this!

  • @nasmohas3508
    @nasmohas3508 3 роки тому +1

    Besides all the jokes and trolling the quote from George Carlin " You're thought is only as good as your language." Had me in a trance.

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 6 років тому +911

    George Carlin:
    The Voice of Reason and Logic

    • @axelwulf6220
      @axelwulf6220 5 років тому +22

      And even from beyond the grave, he still is

    • @jackhadroom4540
      @jackhadroom4540 5 років тому +12

      My favourite comedian.

    • @professorari6980
      @professorari6980 5 років тому +3

      Before feminists were all about equal rights, now they are throwing us out of the life, like we don't deserve to live on this planet.

    • @deusvult5405
      @deusvult5405 5 років тому +3

      Except that he is as anti-white as they come. So if you consider him your voice of reason and logic then you need to branch out more.

    • @Thetazord
      @Thetazord 5 років тому +10

      Deus Vult George Carlin was not anti white. That’s such a dumb statement. He was egalitarian. Equality for EVERYONE.

  • @AZK91
    @AZK91 6 років тому +131

    The last guy's a legend 😅

    • @crazysnake9552
      @crazysnake9552 6 років тому +16

      AZK91
      Craig Ferguson is the God of flirting. Hard to find a better one.
      Lots of his stuff on YT if you didn't already know (though you probs did)

    • @mokshvashisht8428
      @mokshvashisht8428 6 років тому +5

      AZK91 he is funny too and his name is Craig Ferguson

    • @gercooles4451
      @gercooles4451 6 років тому +11

      Dude's gotten her panties wet in no time. She was throwing all those crazy ass shit tests at him to bring him out of balance and he just didn't give a flying fuck and she was totally into it. You can see it in her eyes and body language.

  • @Deepak__Mehta
    @Deepak__Mehta 3 роки тому +3

    -make a case for men
    -we are awesome.
    Ba-dum tss..🤘
    😂😂😂

  • @markdavis3306
    @markdavis3306 3 роки тому +3

    Craig Ferguson summed it well...”We’re awesome”!

  • @Optimusj1975
    @Optimusj1975 6 років тому +61

    Love how Craig Ferguson kept his cool.

    • @ghfhgfuuu
      @ghfhgfuuu 5 років тому +2

      He really did though he is so good

  • @crackedoutcanadian4717
    @crackedoutcanadian4717 6 років тому +189

    Her: make a case for men
    Him: we're awesome.
    SAVAGE 100

    • @nikifalcon
      @nikifalcon 4 роки тому

      @@Oleander410 well make if 100% have you seen a single female comedian who didn't suck at telling jokes? Yeah didn't think so

    • @azozj7
      @azozj7 4 роки тому

      That the one and the only Craig Ferguson

    • @AS.02
      @AS.02 4 роки тому

      Nik Falcon not funny didn’t laugh

  • @coolorochi
    @coolorochi 4 роки тому

    You guys are breath taking

  • @beast-master2094
    @beast-master2094 3 роки тому +26

    Women: “make a case for men”. Me: Half of your existence!

  • @paul1809we
    @paul1809we 6 років тому +237

    A boring Sunday afternoon until I ran across this

    • @lbhustle.
      @lbhustle. 6 років тому +1

      Lmao I feel you

    • @VictorEMunoz-zx1vz
      @VictorEMunoz-zx1vz 6 років тому +2

      same just ran into this right now lmao

    • @kelthekonqrr
      @kelthekonqrr 6 років тому

      And this is funny because I stumbled upon this on a Sunday 😂

  • @Kingury
    @Kingury  6 років тому +59

    PART 3 IS OUT! ua-cam.com/video/GsHaHW0dCgg/v-deo.html

  • @vicortiz5105
    @vicortiz5105 4 роки тому

    Perfect Video thanks

  • @taylorp8389
    @taylorp8389 4 роки тому +5

    As a woman...I agree with everything said on this video 😂

  • @enemyofmoron8224
    @enemyofmoron8224 6 років тому +88

    On Monday, I said good morning to a feminist woman on my way to work,
    My court case starts Thursday.
    I'm being done for rape, sorry I mean, I'm being done for saying good morning to a feminist woman,
    The police report, said she felt sexually violated and domestically abused, it's been quite a traumatic encounter for her,
    This comment is not mine, but I find it histerically funny because it's so true of today's western "forever the victim of the patriarchy" women's

    • @Morbius1963
      @Morbius1963 6 років тому

      At least you weren't lynched. That's what they are aiming for.

    • @loreseeker6604
      @loreseeker6604 6 років тому +1

      It is funny that if u look at a majority of "ROMANTIC" movies, books etc from the modern age all contain one of more themes. Like sexual promiscuity, male domination, taming the "bad boy", women generally acting like selfish assholes, etc. I think it explains the feminist phenomenon of defending islam........... they like so rough habib.

    • @adhisinganallur8718
      @adhisinganallur8718 5 років тому

      Is this story true or false

    • @solangeboudreau6467
      @solangeboudreau6467 5 років тому

      @Carnesir Malbung. You haven't left for mars yet? What are you waiting for? I hope you didn't change your plans.

  • @rubyhoney6177
    @rubyhoney6177 6 років тому +56

    HOW TO PLEASE A MAN
    SHOW UP NAKED
    BRING COLD BEER

    • @henopiento9487
      @henopiento9487 6 років тому +4

      Ruby Honey If she wears panties, I might let it slide.

    • @podunk9798
      @podunk9798 6 років тому

      Either or really

  • @TheBadGuy15
    @TheBadGuy15 4 роки тому +2

    "Make a case for men"
    "We're awesome"
    Love it

  • @thegreatest1176
    @thegreatest1176 4 роки тому

    Dave the goat, perfect argument that I would definitely use

  • @cristop5
    @cristop5 5 років тому +48

    "Make a case for men"
    "OK, look out the window there. See all those buildings and streets?"

    • @andystokes8702
      @andystokes8702 5 років тому +2

      No need to look that far; rather than look out the window just look at the window. Who built that? Who installed it in your house. How did your house get built? How did the materials that your house is made from get there? Any women involved in any of this? No, thought not.

    • @abd6051
      @abd6051 4 роки тому +1

      cristop5 You missed the point of that bit. Its just to not bother arguing idiotic questions😂 Fergusons perfect at it

  • @abuzarali2538
    @abuzarali2538 6 років тому +385

    If women get paid less than men for doing the same job then how come companies dont hire more women for less then?? HUUHH??

  • @pgwrks4149
    @pgwrks4149 4 роки тому +19

    Lady at the end with glasses is lucky she’s never met Patrice O’ Neal

    • @mac_tire_aonair
      @mac_tire_aonair 4 роки тому +2

      ...or Bill Burr!!!

    • @notjimmy_9957
      @notjimmy_9957 3 роки тому

      Who was she anyways?

    • @pr00009
      @pr00009 3 роки тому +2

      shes lucky she isnt in slapping distance of me.

  • @randomgen9218
    @randomgen9218 4 роки тому

    I just watched and i subscribed ... great content bro 💪💪💪❤

  • @dracoinsanity
    @dracoinsanity 6 років тому +29

    Dave Chapelle and George Carlin are/were true geniuses at their craft, and I love that Craig Ferguson bit at the end too. That was great. :)

  • @jackwalters3928
    @jackwalters3928 5 років тому +2266

    Who's gonna fix the synthetic sperm machine when it breaks? You can't even change a light bulb.

    • @bhavikameta7164
      @bhavikameta7164 5 років тому +42

      Truth has been spoken......

    • @YorkshireMemes
      @YorkshireMemes 5 років тому +83

      Women can change a light bulb when they figure out how to stop being lazy by asking men to do it

    • @stanleysitali8686
      @stanleysitali8686 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂buuuuurrrrn

    • @modjahead99
      @modjahead99 5 років тому +10

      Who did this research, woman? I doubt it )))

    • @moonmanmoonmancantyousee6925
      @moonmanmoonmancantyousee6925 5 років тому +71

      I bet the synthetic sperm shit was also made by men

  • @nartman3477
    @nartman3477 3 роки тому +3

    "Finally! A worthy opponent!"
    "This battle will be legendary!"

  • @Ziggyziggy1
    @Ziggyziggy1 3 роки тому

    Ferguson at the end there,
    Summed it all up,
    We are awesome... 😂😂

  • @user-lr6ye3kz7z
    @user-lr6ye3kz7z 5 років тому +86

    "Make a case for men"
    Maybe you should make a *LOGICAL* case for women.

    • @melvinpierson5716
      @melvinpierson5716 4 роки тому

      Z “we’re awesome “😂

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 3 роки тому

      id make a joke about what you just said but seriously... the question answers itself

  • @abeboy5433
    @abeboy5433 5 років тому +51

    George Carlin was perfect. He made fun of everyone. Even I had disagreements with his beliefs but I still found him hilarious and still had respect for him.

    • @Lovegun.
      @Lovegun. Рік тому +1

      There will be never be another Carlin. I love Dave Chappelle but he's no Carlin. Not even close. Louis CK and Bill Burr are funnier then Chappelle. Chappelle is more a poet/philosopher today than a comedian. That's not a dig, he's incredibly intelligent but I don't find myself laughing out loud alot at his specials, especially the recent ones. Burr and CK tho......damn my stomach hurts watching those guys.

  • @jacobj7689
    @jacobj7689 4 роки тому

    “We’re awesome” 👏🏾 bravo

  • @nayannbg6314
    @nayannbg6314 3 роки тому

    That "we are awesome" reply was legendary😂

  • @brodieyake7735
    @brodieyake7735 4 роки тому +207

    "Make a case for men."
    Craig should have just said, "Well, you're on MY show."

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 4 роки тому +5

      Get yeeted

    • @optimusprime1598
      @optimusprime1598 4 роки тому +37

      If he said anything other than "we are awesome" he will be entertaining her senseless feminism by doing what she asked to do... He simply threw her bullshit out like a professional and said we are awesome because men don't need others opinion on him if he is awesome or not.... Iam a man and iam awesome that's it...

  • @jacklaidlaw6097
    @jacklaidlaw6097 5 років тому +144

    RIP George Carlin

    • @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM
      @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM 4 роки тому +2

      He's greatly missed. I would LOVE to hear his thoughts now. Though he is saying it NOW. 💁🏾‍♀️🌟🌈

  • @mags-attack1651
    @mags-attack1651 3 роки тому +2

    The ali g interview killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jrs351
    @jrs351 4 роки тому

    Great video

  • @jonny_g977
    @jonny_g977 5 років тому +133

    Ronald and Sanders are better than wendy!!😂😂😂😂 I died

    • @gowmitch069
      @gowmitch069 5 років тому +1

      🤣

    • @i-asiahfrazier6812
      @i-asiahfrazier6812 4 роки тому +2

      I beg to differ! I'll take a Jr bacon cheeseburger over either....
      ... well McDonald's fries is the best

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +1

      @@i-asiahfrazier6812 AGREED

    • @RajdeepDas2302
      @RajdeepDas2302 4 роки тому

      The way he said this, 😂 like he knew it’s gonna burn.

    • @georluk8
      @georluk8 4 роки тому

      It flew over her head, she agreed lol

  • @rolandlee6898
    @rolandlee6898 6 років тому +208

    Why do women need men? Emm... Look outside the window... who do you think built that?

    • @kingcountry6203
      @kingcountry6203 5 років тому

      you got it dude

    • @subhashchandra-lv7gt
      @subhashchandra-lv7gt 5 років тому +13

      @Science not religion that's not true. I am an Indian, I did my graduation in computer application and I have had women in my batch. All brilliant who scored 95% and above all the time including programing subjects and we male students one dumb MFs scoring just about 65%. Except the last year when we had to submit a fully self coded project, women simply paid some professor and got their project made where as we created our own fucking project and did it better. You see, when it comes to practical things and solving problem that are not spoon fed through the books, women always backtrack and men use their mind when it matters the most. Now you know you why the best of programmers are men? Or for that matter why the programming languages are created by men.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 5 років тому +1

      Not you...so why are you taking credit for it?

    • @spencerweil685
      @spencerweil685 5 років тому

      *sees snow* ummmmmmm

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 5 років тому +1

      @@spencerweil685 do you wanna build a snowman? ☃

  • @jmcrapo32
    @jmcrapo32 4 роки тому

    “We’re awesome.” Mic drop!

  • @andrewp612
    @andrewp612 3 роки тому

    Man, I could listen to this stuff all day! Got a sub outta me.

  • @daveytube
    @daveytube 6 років тому +225

    I wonder who she thinks is manufacturing and creating this synthetic sperm.

    • @alone2break
      @alone2break 6 років тому +10

      They gonna gave birth to all female? Do They can control gender? So it was just like saying a dildo is better than the real one

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 років тому +18

      Not to mention they've been manufacturing artificial wombs way before synthetic sperm. So I guess we don't need women anymore?!

    • @gediminaspuskorius1195
      @gediminaspuskorius1195 6 років тому +5

      feminist abort male babies. why do you think they are fighting for it so much

    • @Silverskll7
      @Silverskll7 6 років тому +1

      Won't surprise me, if she has no idea.

    • @Sanic55
      @Sanic55 5 років тому +2

      @@sabalghoo i got my hand if my girlfriend isn't free or in the mood to do anything. Hand always has my back

  • @deedeebee7729
    @deedeebee7729 6 років тому +622

    George Carlin was a genius! Nobody like him!

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 6 років тому +6

      xeedoll B hard to describe him as a comedian however.

    • @UnholyRave666
      @UnholyRave666 6 років тому +3

      Well, i can relate.

    • @blkstang4830
      @blkstang4830 6 років тому +11

      Here he is telling us about the problems were are having right now in 2017. Crazy

    • @gert4577
      @gert4577 6 років тому +18

      George Carlin tells nothing but the truth, people who dont like him are blind to the truth. George Carlin is the single best comedian, not only because his jokes are good, but because of the enlightenment he brings to hid viewers.

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 6 років тому +1

      xeedoll B such a shame his daughter is a disgrace.

  • @Toxoplasmosis679
    @Toxoplasmosis679 2 роки тому

    That “calories burned” counter had me dead

  • @mrteargas8692
    @mrteargas8692 5 років тому +9

    Guy in audience at show: "Wow my wife does have a sense of humour. She's laughing too!" Later on the drive home."Where did her sense of humour go?"

  • @legionofsnowbros7088
    @legionofsnowbros7088 5 років тому +67

    Man... Carlin was switched on. Dave was 100% right... Feminism killed chivalry.

  • @mlaforce
    @mlaforce 4 роки тому +7

    "Make a case for Men" Men, "were awesome" Enough Said.

  • @ujang3288
    @ujang3288 3 роки тому

    4:00 that’s real talk. Gives me goosebump

  • @Daniel.Miranda
    @Daniel.Miranda 6 років тому +779

    We are awesome!

    • @TribuneAquila
      @TribuneAquila 6 років тому +4

      Sammi Previtera yeah but you like it...just a little bit.

    • @Novafittt
      @Novafittt 6 років тому +3

      “Nods”

    • @unkownelectronicmusic9539
      @unkownelectronicmusic9539 6 років тому +1

      We are

    • @Payne..
      @Payne.. 5 років тому +7

      Were awesome and women are boring and try to copy us but look stupid and desperate trying to be like us!!

    • @TheDunestyler
      @TheDunestyler 5 років тому +3

      best answer ever.
      also: I wanna see her get by without men... THAT would be fun to watch.

  • @llSuperSaiyanll
    @llSuperSaiyanll 6 років тому +17

    In the words of Chris Rock:
    "You can do it without a man, but that doesn't mean it's to be done."

  • @isaachernadez9765
    @isaachernadez9765 3 роки тому +2

    1:58 "he said it! He said it!"

  • @dailydoser1309
    @dailydoser1309 2 роки тому

    8 ball jacket man....
    Always be a legend🙏🏿

  • @lagerandapacketcrisp
    @lagerandapacketcrisp 6 років тому +85

    how did she not know Ali G was trolling

    • @dirtybaystrangler
      @dirtybaystrangler 5 років тому +4

      If you watch her body language, she is getting super hot for him.

    • @dustyottenheim3364
      @dustyottenheim3364 5 років тому

      @@dirtybaystrangler I dont see it, can you please explain? Thanks in advance

    • @Jameslawz
      @Jameslawz 5 років тому +1

      Because before the interview is shot, they present themselves as a serious publication and Sasha has also said he pretends to pose as the camera guy while his director steps in and acts like he will conduct the interview. At the last min they switch and they are put in a position where they have to comply.

  • @yunggpacino
    @yunggpacino 6 років тому +72

    Chapelle the greatest of his time a walking legend.

    • @andresmontero7481
      @andresmontero7481 5 років тому

      Niggas funny, but no a legend

    • @goldjustgold5942
      @goldjustgold5942 5 років тому +5

      @@andresmontero7481 He is a legend. Most comedians even agree he is a living legend.

    • @GokuInfintysaiyan
      @GokuInfintysaiyan 5 років тому

      qaghzz
      2 different styles
      Dave is funnier, Carlin was just a fuckin brain with a sense of humor. Carlin was so intelligent no one could come close
      My personal favorite was Robin Williams

  • @aragorn2753
    @aragorn2753 3 роки тому

    The last man is theeeee troller 😂😂😂😂

  • @opluxna2120
    @opluxna2120 4 роки тому

    Ali G has some of my favorite comebacks and quips ever

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 6 років тому +16

    Man, Craig Ferguson...what a legend