It could be like an Anchorman for coupon salesman with a little Glengarry Glen Ross mixed in. Too bad Chris Farley has moved on but he could have competed with his van down by the river or been their motivational speaker.
I hate it when people say "Chris Pratt looked better chubby" or "he needs to get chubby again." Why would you want that for someone? He's healthy and he's fit now! Did you not know that Chris was depressed when he was overweight (he was 300 pounds at a point) and when he got fit for the guardians of the Galaxy role, he said he was happier, his sex drive went up, and he was just better in general.
+Malia Velazquez Funny how you mention the exact things they say fat people have an issue with. I am, in fact, quite large. I am not depressed, i'm actually quite happy and there's nothing wrong with my sex drive. That isn't to say i'm happy with my weight. I'm not and i'm handling it, but i'm calling BS on your comment. He's clearly enjoying the role he had in P&R. And 300 pounds isn't chubby anymore, that's considered obese.
I'm not just saying this for no reason, you know? Everyone is different, but I'm taking this from a REAL interview someone had with him, I'm not just pulling it from thin air.
I discovered Chris Pratt through this video when I was selling internet door to door. I heard him refer to it as a scheme and people are suckers if they go into it. It inspired me to leave that job and pursue something else. I still have nightmares over it and it was about 3 years ago. Thought I would share.
@@luishuerta2434 If you're still there after a few months, you're either: - a dum***s who lets their daily brainwash make you forget your sad present by convincing you your future with them will be brighter, without even realizing your bosses are stealing from you , or... - a crook lying on a daily basis and stealing weekly from every single person working under you. Sooo, which one are you? 😄
EricBlackmonGuitar I would love that but it;s too late for that, simply switching pine for him like that would be strange at this point, I think that ship has sailed.
right you are...Pratt will have plenty of offers plus Star Trek has been gayed up so much it's pathetic - when i saw Pine with highlights in his hair, it ruined it for me plus rehashing the "Spock's dying" scene - talk about lack of originality! Spock's fight scene was the only scene in the latest movie worth watching. Pratt needs to stay far away from those producers imo
I now have the image of Chris Pratt saying "Hey guys!" and a bunch of other people saying "Hey what?" (I used to work for this exact MLM scheme myself. You were Pavlovian-conditioned to say "Hey what?" every time someone in the company says "Hey guys!")
I think in a Conan interview Anna Faris said she prefers him chubby. I like him either way. It's his personality I fell in love with, as I'm sure was the case for her.
Me too! I was actually in the same scheme with the "Juice!" and Day of O. I did it for three weeks and bolted after my first paycheck. Can't believe he did it for two years!
"Tell Me How Your Feeling" starring Chris Pratt a goofball coupon salesman who runs a rag tag team of idiot teens selling coupons door to door, co-starring Paul Rudd as Chris's successful lawyer older brother who tells him he should get a real job. Supporting cast: Michael Cera, John C. Riley, that nerdy kid from Hot Tub Time Machine, Will Ferrell, Dave Franco, Aubrey Plaza, that chick from Community (not the blonde/the brunette), Vince Vaughn, and a cameo appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.
Darkoftheshadowhd The dude who wrote "A Colossal Failure of Common Sense" was also a meat salesman. A lot of S&T dude's from back in the day were salesmen prior in their careers.
Psychic01 you don't believe that a coupon salesmen went to his door? You know Pratt went to normal people's doors, right? Whether he is lying or not, it is entirely possible he is telling the truth.
Niclas Lööf Chris Pratt is 35. he sold coupons when he was 18-20. OP said they paid little attention to him (most likely shutting the door on him right after he asked if s/he wanted to buy some coupons). I don't know about you but I wouldn't remember jack shit about some random door to door salesman I barely looked at for 2 seconds 15 years ago. This is why OP is a terrible lair.
I worked door to door, and dear God it was awful. When we were in the office it was a boiler room like scenario, and when you went door to door you had to accept 95% of people wanted you dead.
@@andrewdyble2322 Don't forget your boss: - denying you half your commissions under a false pretense (without EVER providing proof as to why) on every paycheck, - making everyone share not only a room, but even a bed with coworkers on business trips (booking 2-bed-rooms for 3 people in every room) - having you pay for expenses any half-decent company would reimburse you for (daily transportation from office to assigned territory and dozens of daily job-related phone calls, travel costs for mandatory business trips, etc). And all this, for NO benefits whatsoever! Odds are even better, when taking this into account! 🤣
I did same sort of thing working for a marketing company signing people up to sponsor kids in Africa etc in Malls. All the terms, "being on", "day of observation", the chant etc. Oh, its terrible. Commission ONLY. Its seriously the worst job in the world
Pratt's old shenanigans as a coupon salesman would actually make a good comedy starring him...
Totally !!
Would watch the shit out of that.
It could be like an Anchorman for coupon salesman with a little Glengarry Glen Ross mixed in. Too bad Chris Farley has moved on but he could have competed with his van down by the river or been their motivational speaker.
That would make for a good show.
***** Hey thanks..coincidentally I want to be a filmmaker when I grow up, so that says something.
I still feel like I'll never know where Andy Dwyer ends and Chris Pratt begins...
They don't. It's all one continuous person.
...And at this point, I am too afraid to ask.
Hes got Jim Carrey-syndrome
I feel you, like the same with Ben Wyatt and Adam Scott, right?
Dumledaj Nah, watch step brothers, thats a huge departure from Adam Scott haha
In this episode, Conan sounds like Saul from Breaking Bad.
Holy fuck
Picheks I know right?!
Blahsheep *sound of jaw hitting floor
The actor was actually part of the original staff of late night with Conan O'Brian
Steven Talley Seriously? Wow... I also can't wait for his own show. "Better Call Saul"
He's seems like he's a really fun and hilarious dad, his son is extremely cute too.
Wanna get into acting, any advice?
LOLLLL @ that rap at the end. "Now criss-cross, apple sauce. Yeahhh, now throw your feet in the aye-yurrr!"
Coupon Salemen of the Galaxy.
Kevin Kosmo the makers of the scary movie series should produce it. #couponsalesmenofthegalaxy
+Sonic waffle productions no they shouldn't that wouldn't be funny at all
I think it would be funny.
+Kevin Kosmo You're talking about futurama
Kevin Kosmo Right on.
I hate it when people say "Chris Pratt looked better chubby" or "he needs to get chubby again." Why would you want that for someone? He's healthy and he's fit now! Did you not know that Chris was depressed when he was overweight (he was 300 pounds at a point) and when he got fit for the guardians of the Galaxy role, he said he was happier, his sex drive went up, and he was just better in general.
+Malia Velazquez
Funny how you mention the exact things they say fat people have an issue with. I am, in fact, quite large. I am not depressed, i'm actually quite happy and there's nothing wrong with my sex drive.
That isn't to say i'm happy with my weight. I'm not and i'm handling it, but i'm calling BS on your comment. He's clearly enjoying the role he had in P&R.
And 300 pounds isn't chubby anymore, that's considered obese.
I'm not just saying this for no reason, you know? Everyone is different, but I'm taking this from a REAL interview someone had with him, I'm not just pulling it from thin air.
+Malia Velazquez He could have been joking but in an interview recently he said that he's stopped working out and wants a 'dad bod.'
+Malia Velazquez You know, I hate it when people speak for people they've never met.
I got this from a fucking interview, like I said before. What, do you think I pulled those words out of my ass?
So that is what it would be like to have the coolest dad ever! .... Cool.
Wanna get into acting, any advice?
Ron Swanson?
The original repsonse to "Who's number 2?" is actually "Who gives a FUUCKK!!?!"
Watch Graham Norton's Chris pratt interview :D
Cough* america cough*
Wanna get into acting, any advice?
I discovered Chris Pratt through this video when I was selling internet door to door. I heard him refer to it as a scheme and people are suckers if they go into it. It inspired me to leave that job and pursue something else. I still have nightmares over it and it was about 3 years ago. Thought I would share.
You’re just soft where are you now💀
@@luishuerta2434 If you're still there after a few months, you're either:
- a dum***s who lets their daily brainwash make you forget your sad present by convincing you your future with them will be brighter, without even realizing your bosses are stealing from you , or...
- a crook lying on a daily basis and stealing weekly from every single person working under you.
Sooo, which one are you? 😄
@@luishuerta2434lmao owneralt account ☝️
Damn Chris Pratt need to patent his baby moves.
+redique .... can you read?
He needs to patent his own hands too ...haha!
Chris Pratt would be awesome in a Star Trek movie as young Captain Kirk!
He almost got that gig as a matter of fact.
Hey, maybe it might happen in the future! Guardians might get his foot into the door of the Enterprise!
EricBlackmonGuitar I would love that but it;s too late for that, simply switching pine for him like that would be strange at this point, I think that ship has sailed.
right you are...Pratt will have plenty of offers
plus Star Trek has been gayed up so much it's pathetic - when i saw Pine with highlights in his hair, it ruined it for me plus rehashing the "Spock's dying" scene - talk about lack of originality! Spock's fight scene was the only scene in the latest movie worth watching. Pratt needs to stay far away from those producers imo
John RossStar Agreed, there's plenty of other things for him to be in, He might be a good choice for in the new Star Wars.
Wow! This man's positivity and happy energy is super contagious! Love him!
true Johnny Karate moment with his baby
Conan's obviously very under the weather here
um broog Yeh... it's unfortunate... He was trying to hide it too
um broog why ??
Necro polis Probably because he didn't want to take the focus off the interview
Andy Tang why is he under the weather?
kebabrepubliken1 Sore throat.
Mother of God. I had this same shitty job at 18 with that same shitty chant.
Who's Chris Pratt? That's obviously Star Lord.
anime fan and emmet and owan
who?
star lord man
To be completely correct: "Star Lord, man".
I freaking love this guy. So naturally funny.
the wolf of coupon street xD
That cracked me up :D
I bet the producers for the Lego movie saw this interview and were like "THIS GUY WOULD BE GREAT AT SAYING AWESOME!!!"
chris pratt seems like one of the most enjoyable people to interview
Chris Pratt is Dad goals
I want to work for Chris Pratt.
I love how Chris' face lights up when people mention his baby. :)
Could have made a fortune being a door to door double decker couch salesman lol
I just keep seeing him as Andy hahaha
He's so charismatic of course he was a good coupon salesman
Considering marrying chris pratt even tho im straight i think it'll work
me lol
Adopt me!!! We can all be one big happy family
Dopboyfreshh brother? :')
Criss Cross Apple Sauce
So now we know where Matthew McConaughey used to work. "alright, alright alright"
yea but it's also prolle he stole it from McConaughey, since he was doing this stuff in like the late 90s....
And McConaughey stole it from a Rock band so it's alright.
That is one catchy chant.
His old job literally sounds like an alternate universe of The Office.
haha chris pratt is a legend
I now have the image of Chris Pratt saying "Hey guys!" and a bunch of other people saying "Hey what?"
(I used to work for this exact MLM scheme myself. You were Pavlovian-conditioned to say "Hey what?" every time someone in the company says "Hey guys!")
PutYaGunsOn Smart Circle? We did this too when I worked for their roadshow division. What a nightmare!
I love Chris Pratt, he's a total hunk!
that space between his tie and collar is killing me.
This was him before guardians, WOW I bet his wife must be happy with his transformation
IKR did you know it took 5-8 months to transform him!
I think in a Conan interview Anna Faris said she prefers him chubby. I like him either way. It's his personality I fell in love with, as I'm sure was the case for her.
He claimed he had to give up his personality for the body lol
He got in shape for Zero Dark Thirty too, but it didn't take.
***** he actually had to gain weight for another role
LOL "Crith Croth, apple sauth..." LOLOL
Best. Dad. Ever.
I was almost suckered into one of those multi-level marketing things too. Might have worked for him, but glad I didn't get sucked in.
Me too! I was actually in the same scheme with the "Juice!" and Day of O. I did it for three weeks and bolted after my first paycheck. Can't believe he did it for two years!
I died at the baby video lmfao XD
I'd work for Star-Lord no problem
who?
Legendary outlaw?
Oh my fucking God this is perfect
NeverSaySandwich1 NINJA TURTLE YOU BETTER STOP POKING ME
Lol is that George from sienfeld as your profile picture
Yeah - I did the 'coupon salesman' thing in another office...less than a year. Learned how to sell fearlessly, and that has some value for sure.
I Am Becoming A Huge Fan Of This Dude
same here. Bro is going places. :) Get it Chris!!! haha.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
***** Nice pick dude
eduardo Tapia just watched that movie it's hilarious
Lol ikr i love it
I love Chris Pratt. I feel like it'd be great to have a beer with him.
Criss cross, applesauce!
wow feeling motivated!!
Nice
"Tell Me How Your Feeling" starring Chris Pratt a goofball coupon salesman who runs a rag tag team of idiot teens selling coupons door to door, co-starring Paul Rudd as Chris's successful lawyer older brother who tells him he should get a real job. Supporting cast: Michael Cera, John C. Riley, that nerdy kid from Hot Tub Time Machine, Will Ferrell, Dave Franco, Aubrey Plaza, that chick from Community (not the blonde/the brunette), Vince Vaughn, and a cameo appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.
Totally.
salvtrooper113 that would be a hit instantly, this should happen
Wanna get into acting, any advice?
The Brunette from Community, you mean Dave Franco's wife?
@@Jonathonson That’s the one
His tie is so fluffy...
Awee Chris is such a cute and fun dad!
Does anybody else remember him on The O.C in 2007? Holy crap, who knew this guy would become a action star.
i actually remember him from everwood
Chris Pratt's an Awesome Dad
omg those baby exercises were beyond awesome!!!! That's a cool dad!
his kid is so cute. and seemed to enjoy the hiphop workout
This sounds like "the wolf of wallstreet".
***** And slightly less sex and cocaine.
***** and no drugs and prostitute..
Joel Svensgård the wolf of wall street actually in the beginning was a door to door salesmen for meat
Darkoftheshadowhd The dude who wrote "A Colossal Failure of Common Sense" was also a meat salesman. A lot of S&T dude's from back in the day were salesmen prior in their careers.
I could see him being a good salesman..He is very likable, funny and personable
hahahaha I love how his kid just doesn't give a shit
This guy's awesome!
Chris Pratt is ultimate dad.
GET THIS GUY ON HERE AGAIN!
I need that chant in my every day life.
Oh my gosh his son is the absolute cutest! 💙💙
That's the exact story of NightCrawler...
I see it more as an off brand version of Stratton Oakmont from The Wolf of Wall Street.. at least when they were first starting out
+f4350 funny, I never thought of chris pratt as the real life nightcrawler. lol
He could play Seth Rogan. Anyone see this?
Not even a little bit.
he's more likable than seth rogan.
I thought he could be playing as a sibling of seth rogan in a film.
a film about seth rogan's life, starring chris pratt as seth rogan
Directed by Seth RogEN
Story was funnier when Chris told it on the Graham Norton Show.
Yeah, he didn't censor himself on Graham Norton Show.
send the link
Emzee Mekuzee I think it's on the Graham Norton Show UA-cam. Just search for Chris Pratt, you should find it.
"Send the link" ...we all have access to google...
I can just imagine that when he got turned down he would just make that face like the 4th wall break Andy Dwyer face.
I cannot believe how every actor from parks and rec is basically like their character wtf
Chris Pratt came to my door once with coupons i completely ignored him :') wish i hadnt
No one believes you
Psychic01 11 people did....they all sell coupons.
Psychic01 you don't believe that a coupon salesmen went to his door? You know Pratt went to normal people's doors, right? Whether he is lying or not, it is entirely possible he is telling the truth.
뿡뿡! ^__^ if he completely ignored him then how would he know what he looked and sounded like
Niclas Lööf Chris Pratt is 35. he sold coupons when he was 18-20. OP said they paid little attention to him (most likely shutting the door on him right after he asked if s/he wanted to buy some coupons). I don't know about you but I wouldn't remember jack shit about some random door to door salesman I barely looked at for 2 seconds 15 years ago. This is why OP is a terrible lair.
THAT CLIP WAS LIFE
Clip is love, Clip is Life
That video of Chris and son was adorable.
I still remember him from The O.C.......god I feel old.
wtf I erased that from my memory, thanks for nothing
O.C?
Joaquinjr106 Ominous Car
+xoTrustandBelievexo Everwood
i love him !
down to earth, and hard working
This man is my spirit animal.
He is adorable
oh man, he worked for DS Max/Granton. I did the same thing from
96-97. True nightmare fuel. Juice!!!
Chris Pratt - You should make a movie about your coupon selling days!
I worked door to door, and dear God it was awful. When we were in the office it was a boiler room like scenario, and when you went door to door you had to accept 95% of people wanted you dead.
Yeah but 5% didn't want you dead. That's some great odd's!!
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@@andrewdyble2322 Don't forget your boss:
- denying you half your commissions under a false pretense (without EVER providing proof as to why) on every paycheck,
- making everyone share not only a room, but even a bed with coworkers on business trips (booking 2-bed-rooms for 3 people in every room)
- having you pay for expenses any half-decent company would reimburse you for (daily transportation from office to assigned territory and dozens of daily job-related phone calls, travel costs for mandatory business trips, etc).
And all this, for NO benefits whatsoever!
Odds are even better, when taking this into account! 🤣
He is quickly becoming one of my favorite actors
I swear to god this story was the inspiration for the Michael Scott Paper Company in The Office.
Anybody who’s worked for a MLM WILL feel this on a spiritual level
I love this dude...He just makes you want to be his friend, hes so painfully normal.
This is so true. I worked for an insurance agency. And I heard this every morning. Lol
*dying Rufio voice* "I want a dad... like you..."
For the people who dont know Chris Pratt is, Some of you may know him as Star-Lord
Who's star Lord !
Or Burt Macklin from FBI~
And to others, Andy Dwyer, from Parks and Recreation...
Love how the other guy chimes in at the right timing with 'now let's sell some coupons..'
What an awesome person Chris...
Aww the video with his son is adorable. 😄
That's one happy family.
what a good dad! XD
I've been a fan of his since 'Everwood', he's so talented and adorable. Gotta love him!
throw yo feet in the AYERRR
someone make a cupon salesman movie
COUPONS: a Wes Anderson film.
It needs to be a Wolf of Wall Street type of thing.
It wouldn't be funny in the least but a sob-story.
No matter what Chris Pratt is doing, he's still a funny man.
I love Chris's suit
I think I love Chris Pratt
I want chris pratt to be my dad
We need this show, sent on danish tv...
This needs to be a movie starring Chris Pratt!
I did same sort of thing working for a marketing company signing people up to sponsor kids in Africa etc in Malls. All the terms, "being on", "day of observation", the chant etc. Oh, its terrible. Commission ONLY. Its seriously the worst job in the world
Funniest dad of the day for me