Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep3: Going Going Gorgon

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  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  5 років тому +1857

    I'm starting to doubt this video is going to get its HD resolution back. Apologies if that's the case. you can find another upload of it, in HD properly, also available on the channel.

    • @ThePhantomKnightHR
      @ThePhantomKnightHR 5 років тому +19

      It's HD for me atleast

    • @kelvinwebley6971
      @kelvinwebley6971 5 років тому +23

      I honestly couldn't care if it's HD or 240, as long as I can enjoy this abridged series I'm good
      Ur work is really good

    • @Lionheart683
      @Lionheart683 5 років тому +7

      Are more episodes coming. Cannot wait for the next one. Keep the epic work.

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 5 років тому +1

      1080 now

    • @redfather5342
      @redfather5342 5 років тому +1

      You guys are the best voice actors

  • @openinginawe5518
    @openinginawe5518 6 років тому +4533

    "...Did marbles hurt you."
    "No I hurt me."
    The greatest of quotes.
    ...that sums up fate well.

    • @poh1126
      @poh1126 6 років тому +240

      Reminds me of his quote form fgo when it’s your birthday: “you don’t regret being born?” Or some shit like thst

    • @sanoysgamingchannel
      @sanoysgamingchannel 6 років тому +161

      i just think he lost all of his marbles

    • @jeffreyhoon
      @jeffreyhoon 6 років тому +137

      Guess he had to face the Reality Marble

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 6 років тому +50

      Hisoka Killed his own soul by rolling "M" instead of Ozy.
      Kiritsugu: DON'T FUCK WITH ME DON'T FUCK WITH MEEEEE

    • @anshulghatge2147
      @anshulghatge2147 6 років тому +57

      And at the end of the episode
      "Did someone hurt you!?"
      "Marbles hurt me!"

  • @aguywithrandomconvictions5302
    @aguywithrandomconvictions5302 6 років тому +4654

    "You should wear, tighter body shirts."
    Well, if you take a closer look at Archer...

    • @brycethebattlephoenix3720
      @brycethebattlephoenix3720 6 років тому +759

      He took that advice after a brief sweater phase

    • @zaberfang
      @zaberfang 6 років тому +116

      That's the idea. 😂😂😂

    • @tiredashell7205
      @tiredashell7205 6 років тому +71

      Then you'll get the point

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 5 років тому +41

      Ayaka Loli and you’ll get the point of my sword.

    • @xuanathan
      @xuanathan 5 років тому +53

      Who? Satan?

  • @justinthompson6364
    @justinthompson6364 5 років тому +3877

    "Is there _anyone_ who isn't attracted to my servant?"
    ...
    NO

    • @gonzalorubencachi4556
      @gonzalorubencachi4556 5 років тому +33

      Yes

    • @WRZ100
      @WRZ100 5 років тому +146

      I mean... I prefer Rider.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому +205

      @@WRZ100 and by rider you mean the only valid rider, astolfo, right?

    • @WRZ100
      @WRZ100 4 роки тому +61

      @@Ezekiel_Allium I mean Gorgon.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 4 роки тому +74

      @@WRZ100 I know.
      Gorgon is pretty nice as well, I definitely like her fighting style, and her uh... other features are nice as well

  • @angeleniasmith139
    @angeleniasmith139 5 років тому +3001

    Emiya: I'm basically Robin hood
    Archer: I shot a nuke from miles away I'm basically Robin hood on steroids

    • @phoenix7634
      @phoenix7634 5 років тому +194

      Actually Robin Hood: I'm I a joke to you?

    • @phantasosxgames8488
      @phantasosxgames8488 4 роки тому +207

      @@phoenix7634 yes , he is.
      Robin Hood had only his poison arrow and been invisible for a while. He actually lacks strong shots and any close-ranged attacks.
      In that sense , EMIYA is actually better than Robin Hood.

    • @med.ismailmouline7094
      @med.ismailmouline7094 4 роки тому +70

      @@phantasosxgames8488 harsh. But true

    • @Dark_Boba-chan
      @Dark_Boba-chan 4 роки тому +72

      Ironically, Emiya hates Robin hood and vise versa

    • @ophiuchus_kin
      @ophiuchus_kin 4 роки тому +58

      @@phantasosxgames8488 Robin's Trump Card Noble Phantasm does hit like a one hit kill truck

  • @chaoticvessal
    @chaoticvessal 6 років тому +800

    "OH MY GOD, DID SOMEONE HURT YOU?!"
    "MARBLES HURT ME!"
    "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOU!"

  • @citrusorange794
    @citrusorange794 6 років тому +6756

    Did he just Spoil the entire fate Zero series With Marble Jokes!?

  • @yoshiemaster9784
    @yoshiemaster9784 6 років тому +865

    "You don't believe I didn't notice the special qualities of this 'friend' of yours? Your familial lie cannot deceive me... She's an 8. 7 at worst. Good job, Emiya"

    • @jafargaming3187
      @jafargaming3187 6 років тому +67

      It's good to see that man of culture can still be found in our day to day lives.

    • @PremierRikLatyeskov
      @PremierRikLatyeskov 6 років тому +37

      I'd say 8.5 or 9 but eh that's just me lol

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 років тому +16

      Pretty much all the girls in Shirou's harem fit that mark. Beware the protagonist power!

    • @PremierRikLatyeskov
      @PremierRikLatyeskov 6 років тому +5

      And here we sit jealous as fuck over Shirou's dumb luck.

    • @jafargaming3187
      @jafargaming3187 6 років тому +1

      Lucky bastard.

  • @tnuoccaekafsi9808
    @tnuoccaekafsi9808 3 роки тому +615

    I like how most of Saber is just incredible PTSD from Kiritsugu doing the most dastardly things possible and killing Lancelot.

  • @bleachbleachBLEACHER
    @bleachbleachBLEACHER 6 років тому +3102

    It took me a while, but I finally realized that Rin told Shirou they wouldn't be stopping at the Fuyuki Dairy Queen because she set up EVEN MORE traps for him there!

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 років тому +220

      girl's got to be vigilant.

    • @shadowthelegend100
      @shadowthelegend100 4 роки тому +62

      Honestly I didn't even know Dairy Queen had Japanese branches

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +32

      @@shadowthelegend100 Does it, or is it just a line in the dub?

    • @yourverybestfriend1263
      @yourverybestfriend1263 4 роки тому +43

      @@NoriMori1992 they did, but they pulled out of Japan sometime around 2000

    • @dumbassesanonymous
      @dumbassesanonymous 3 роки тому +13

      @blue fsn takes place in 2004
      According to the dairy queen Wikipedia page there are dairy queen locations active in japan

  • @mattpenn9079
    @mattpenn9079 6 років тому +1150

    "Tiger Mom is mad?"
    "Tiger Mom is disappointed."

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 6 років тому +4170

    The sexual tension between these characters is palpable

  • @grotus5549
    @grotus5549 4 роки тому +723

    Kiritsugu hurts the marbles, and then the marbles come get their revenge by hurting Shirou.
    Talk about a crazy pack of marbles.

    • @lostbattalion172
      @lostbattalion172 Рік тому +4

      I don't get the marbles joke can you explain

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 Рік тому +36

      ​​@@lostbattalion172 hes basically talking about the events of fate zero but with the people as marbles. You have to watch it to get it

    • @lostbattalion172
      @lostbattalion172 Рік тому +2

      @@readthiscomment6748 OH nah I watched Fate Zero just didn't get the marbels

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 Рік тому +20

      @@lostbattalion172 Oh well in that case
      0:39 not sure if its anything specific
      0:51 referring to summoning saber
      1:04 referring to caster and ryuunosuke
      1:14 referring to what he did to kayneth
      1:41 You can probably guess

    • @baileylarsen9439
      @baileylarsen9439 4 місяці тому +2

      @@lostbattalion172people always worry about losing there marbles. But no one expects the marbles to come back with a vengeance.

  • @navadnan
    @navadnan 6 років тому +907

    Shirou: "Nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me!"
    Archer: "Your dream is stupid!"
    Nice foreshadowing

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 6 років тому +5

      Cold.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 6 років тому +12

      xD the continuityjokes make the storyline 100% better

    • @vaniljacob
      @vaniljacob 6 років тому

      Chicken Bacon That's the point. Shirou is Archer.

    • @vaniljacob
      @vaniljacob 6 років тому

      @@chickenbacon5197 How can you call it sarcasm when you gave the hint?

    • @Darkbeast42
      @Darkbeast42 5 років тому +6

      @@vaniljacob Shiro can't be Archer, they're in the same place at the same time too many times.

  • @kokojin1116
    @kokojin1116 6 років тому +1862

    Shiro: Hey! Nobody gets to say that my dream is stupid except me.
    Archer : Your dream is stupid!!
    Well played.

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 років тому +141

      Who else imagined Archer smirking when he said that

    • @stefuneepylant1111
      @stefuneepylant1111 6 років тому +26

      Exactly!

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 6 років тому +88

      _We get it Actually Satan, you're Future Shirou!_

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 років тому +50

      Robbie Norris
      Archer: Unfortunately!!!

    • @weebman2915
      @weebman2915 6 років тому +12

      It was a very well played move indeed😂

  • @manuellara9644
    @manuellara9644 6 років тому +2185

    Rider: I’m afraid my master isn’t here right now
    Shinji, from the distance: Yes I am, Rider!
    Rider: No, she’s not
    Wow that foreshadowing

    • @2495781
      @2495781 6 років тому +137

      I so hope they do Heaven's Feel once the DVD is out! Which I'll totally buy for the dubbed cause I have been waiting for it. Also Rider is Right Shirou did have that coming.

    • @hypermonkeybird4945
      @hypermonkeybird4945 6 років тому +78

      rip anime-only viewers who didn't see it coming

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 6 років тому +32

      Manuel Lara I’m filled with an overwhelming intoxicating desire to crush her... and honestly, I think I like her.

    • @Notteboy97
      @Notteboy97 6 років тому +17

      That's not foreshadowing that's just referencing a later reveal

    • @cormeaga
      @cormeaga 6 років тому +19

      that's not on this route...

  • @mumenrider1908
    @mumenrider1908 2 роки тому +496

    "So someone named "Angry Matthew" made him realize he couldnt do it"
    Laughed for and abnormal amount of times

    • @astalidiot8559
      @astalidiot8559 Рік тому +3

      I've watched Zero, and I'm still not entirely sure what that means.

    • @Deanny34
      @Deanny34 Рік тому +28

      @@astalidiot8559 I think is a reference of Angra Mainyu mispronounced

    • @pablothecoffeelover2551
      @pablothecoffeelover2551 Рік тому +9

      @@Deanny34no he meant angry mango

    • @g5austinttv
      @g5austinttv 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Deanny34I think the joke is that autocorrect on phone changes Angra Mainyu to Angry Matthew lol

  • @SVDassassin
    @SVDassassin 6 років тому +3619

    "Dad, did someone hurt you"
    "No son, I hurt me. And other people. I feel worse about the people"
    The most accurate description of the character.

  • @jakkiller69
    @jakkiller69 6 років тому +920

    Archer: "That was the end, his dream is stupid!"
    Shiro: "Hey nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me!"
    Archer: "Your dream is stupid, Shiro!"
    Its so on the nose that I can't help but love it

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 років тому +1

      Yup...

    • @D-Havoc
      @D-Havoc 5 років тому +1

      Archer and Shirou are the same person?

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 років тому +30

      @@D-Havoc You need to watch the Anime to know.
      the answer is a big juicy YES

    • @D-Havoc
      @D-Havoc 5 років тому +3

      @@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 See, I've heard that there are many Fate/Stay series. So which one to start?

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 років тому +11

      @@D-Havoc Well, Fate/Stay Night is like the sequel to Fate/Zero. Everything else is a mess that just uses the name of characters.

  • @Mr.Killjoy95
    @Mr.Killjoy95 6 років тому +3476

    Sakura’s voice actor is golden!

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 5 років тому +64

      Yeah, I love Carrie's work

    • @GamerFlair
      @GamerFlair 5 років тому +115

      The funniest thing is I swear to god that exactly how she sounds in the original Fate/Stay night Anime (not UBW).

    • @xuanathan
      @xuanathan 5 років тому +16

      Compensates for Shirou

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +63

      @@xuanathan you be nice to Izzy you monster.

    • @chikipichi5280
      @chikipichi5280 4 роки тому +24

      She is perfect for her role like god damn

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 4 роки тому +684

    "Please don't tell me you instantly forgot I was right in front of you"
    Damnit, man, stop making Sakura worse off than she is!!!

  • @Pvsn08
    @Pvsn08 6 років тому +2318

    Emiya: Yes, it is
    Shirou: No, it's not
    Shirou Emiya: Yes, it is
    Emiya Shirou: No, it's not
    Anti-Hero: Yes, it is
    Hero Wannabe: No, It's not
    Idiot Cynic: Yes, it is
    Idiot Idealist: No, It's not
    Hates Himself: Yes, it is
    Gabriel: No, it's not
    Satan: It is dumb
    I'm in love with whoever did those subtitles

    • @silent7035
      @silent7035 5 років тому +19

      Where in the vid is that at

    • @christopherackerman8377
      @christopherackerman8377 5 років тому +117

      @@silent7035 Starts at 27:59. Turn on Canada English subtitles. It hilarious.

    • @silent7035
      @silent7035 5 років тому +13

      @@christopherackerman8377 thx

    • @NonLogicUser
      @NonLogicUser 5 років тому +54

      That part of the vid has even more parts like that, including after hero dreams and superman, the comments go MORE LIKE HAWKEYE.
      Considering Hawkeye always tries to go for the 3rd option, that is more true then I realized.

    • @devonspence7055
      @devonspence7055 5 років тому +1

      It continues after archer gets back

  • @Krypteian
    @Krypteian 6 років тому +9202

    The abridged version of Rin is more Rin than Rin.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +1872

      This is my favorite comment ever.

    • @lukegodbey9499
      @lukegodbey9499 6 років тому +491

      Truer words have never been said.

    • @Anciek
      @Anciek 6 років тому +177

      Is the truth

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 6 років тому +250

      To which Rin are you referring to? There are at least as many versions of Rin as there are versions of Shirou.

    • @doctoc684
      @doctoc684 6 років тому +387

      Kyle Pessell Stay Night probably, a genius honest petty psycho prone to holding and nursing grudges, well meaning and actually sweet if you're her ally or friend
      Difference is that canon Rin is a bit more moral

  • @halfhearted4050
    @halfhearted4050 6 років тому +606

    Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Mental Issues.

    • @kamui_r3ek066
      @kamui_r3ek066 6 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gabrielkross8357
      @gabrielkross8357 6 років тому +32

      Unlimited Brain Wounds

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 5 років тому +11

      Given that canon Shirou is clinically insane... yeah... pretty much.

    • @howtocry8129
      @howtocry8129 5 років тому +21

      @@HaloFTW55 everybody in fsn has a mental issue going on somewhere. Shirou, Sakura, Kuzuki, not to mention Illya and Kirei, Rin is debatable, and all the servanta are still dealing with the shit they went through in the past. Even Fate Zero has more mentally stable masters.

    • @Lily.Hiragashi
      @Lily.Hiragashi 8 місяців тому

      Unlimited brain farts

  • @karma4859
    @karma4859 5 років тому +2049

    “The English language is like the blade in three ways, master; It can cut deep when wielded with competence, it appreciates pageantry, and like the blade, it does not care for gender.”
    Finally. Some respect for the English language.
    Also,
    “I didn’t stick around to see if hair got pulled or clothes got ripped, _if that’s what you’re after...”_
    Sakura is the best damn thing in this show.

    • @MrCjlauer49338
      @MrCjlauer49338 4 роки тому +90

      The inflection in "If that's what you're after" is godamn gold

    • @Seraphic2004
      @Seraphic2004 Рік тому +13

      Sakura is comedy gold in this series

    • @privateeyety5735
      @privateeyety5735 Рік тому +2

      Loving Sakura

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 Рік тому +6

      I enjoyed the joke of "or maybe you'll _throw_ the pipe! Whiff a melee weapon at me like the dorkenstein that you are!" 😂

    • @blairdurward4324
      @blairdurward4324 5 місяців тому

      Now French, that language REALLY cares about gender, and you will be beaten for misgendering a chair.

  • @DamnClone
    @DamnClone 5 років тому +1025

    Emiya:
    “Hey no one gets to say my dream is stupid except me”
    Actual Satan:
    “Your dream is stupid”
    My favorite part in all of this

    • @kfconsoleenthusiast4992
      @kfconsoleenthusiast4992 4 роки тому +33

      Actually Satan*

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D 3 роки тому +28

      That "Actually" is important, I think.

    • @mumenrider1908
      @mumenrider1908 2 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @puck8900
      @puck8900 Рік тому +12

      funny thing is that the rules set by shirou about nobody saying his dream was stupid, never got broken becuase archer is shirou so it makes sense why he can say shirous deram is stupid

    • @ethanklee9041
      @ethanklee9041 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mumenrider190828:00

  • @dragonstormx
    @dragonstormx 6 років тому +1358

    How fitting Shirou forgot Sakura was there. When going through the visual novel, at times I flat out forgot that Sakura even existed.
    Shirou is an emotionally scarred kid with survivor's guilt chasing an insane dream. Rin is a homicidal alpha bitch who oddly still has standards. Somehow they are made for each other.

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 5 років тому +112

      Sakura like an Archer kinda existed more for the sake of the foreshadowing of their respective roots

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 4 роки тому +81

      Like this Archer said "Ladies and Gentleman, the girl has limits!" Like it was a forth wall break just for us, lol.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 4 роки тому +53

      And the Heaven's Feel happened.

    • @lorenzomaiolani1160
      @lorenzomaiolani1160 4 роки тому +10

      Professionals have standards

    • @wisefelipe
      @wisefelipe 4 роки тому +66

      @@YouW00t yeah, I love how HF makes us guilty about being all happy after the other two routes without realizing Sakura would go on to live her whole life under Zouken after losing the one person who gave her some semblance of hope

  • @bobasomething183
    @bobasomething183 5 років тому +6584

    Shirou:"Nobody tells me my dream is stupid except me!"
    Archer:"Your dream is stupid!"
    I mean...he didn't break the rule

  • @capyburrs
    @capyburrs 3 роки тому +294

    Archer: You're dream is stupid.
    Emiya: Oh my God, did someone hurt you?!
    Archer: Marbles hurt me!!
    I'm dead lol

  • @_____________1667
    @_____________1667 6 років тому +757

    Shirou: No one could say my dream is stupid but me!
    Archer: Its stupid
    Shirou: No it isn't
    Archer: Yes it is
    Etc.. ..

    • @theprince7245
      @theprince7245 6 років тому +83

      Zuku Rinato That foreshadowing tho.

    • @razorflossrazor2937
      @razorflossrazor2937 6 років тому +40

      Zuku Rinato this part had me on the floor

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 6 років тому

      Your dream is dumb!!!

    • @1wayroad935
      @1wayroad935 6 років тому +11

      Also the entirety of the Ayako and Shirou scene.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 6 років тому +7

      Marbles... the silent killer.

  • @deevee5327
    @deevee5327 6 років тому +706

    "Is there anyone who isn't sexually attracted to my Servant?"
    No. No, there isn't.

    • @anime8644
      @anime8644 6 років тому +84

      Wildfire I'm not attracted to her! I am attracted to her son, daughter thing

    • @OathKeeperRiku07
      @OathKeeperRiku07 6 років тому +8

      Wildfire maybe Illyia but not sure

    • @calliberjoe
      @calliberjoe 6 років тому +24

      im more attracted to rin

    • @Basileus127
      @Basileus127 6 років тому +61

      To be fair, everyone in this anime/VN is also attracted to Rin. Except maybe Issei since he thinks Rin is the devil after whatever she did to him in middle school (and even then he's a monk in training so he could be attracted to her and sees that as evil temptation or something).

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 6 років тому +7

      Basileus127 what IS his problem with Rin?

  • @coffeeismyfuel619
    @coffeeismyfuel619 6 років тому +2507

    "...Did marbles hurt you."
    "No I hurt me."
    Meanwhile.
    "OH MY GOD did someone hurt you!?!?"
    "MARBLES HURT ME!!!!!!"

    • @peterislying2383
      @peterislying2383 5 років тому +136

      That is a difference in Kiritsugu and archer I had not noticed

    • @matheuswohl
      @matheuswohl 5 років тому +101

      the "MARBLES HURT ME" part kills me every time

    • @GamerFlair
      @GamerFlair 5 років тому +173

      Its actually brilliant. Because it basically sums up Archer's whole P.O.V in this series. Kiritsigu chose the marbles, the marbles hurt him, but recognises that was all entirely on him for chosing to play with marbles.
      Exactly the same thing hurt Archer, but he chooses to disown the marbles and that he didn't want to play with marbles. Hense he blames the marbles and not himself.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 5 років тому +20

      @@GamerFlair brilliant.

    • @strangerakari2836
      @strangerakari2836 5 років тому +69

      "I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles." I think is more important part.

  • @GamerJosh2611
    @GamerJosh2611 4 роки тому +1982

    "Do you remember anything about Berserker's master, Illya?"
    *sound of glass shattering*
    *"NO. I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ILLYASVIEL VON EINZBERN. OR HER MOTHER. OR HER TERRIBLE FATHER. I HAVE NO CONNECTION TO THAT FAMILY"*
    God this series is gonna slay me

    • @4idenn
      @4idenn 4 роки тому +180

      I love how Saber is suffering of PTSD from Zero lol

    • @asafesseidonsapphire
      @asafesseidonsapphire 4 роки тому +69

      @@4idenn i really feel sorry for Illya in UBW, why she had to dieeeeee....

    • @rainer8137
      @rainer8137 4 роки тому +98

      @@asafesseidonsapphire I just feel sorry for Ilya in general. In practically every route, she dies in some way

    • @swisschese1323
      @swisschese1323 4 роки тому +68

      @@4idenn to be fair, every character in this show has PTSD from Zero

    • @asafesseidonsapphire
      @asafesseidonsapphire 3 роки тому +19

      @@rainer8137 true, only in Fate she don't, at least that I know

  • @StellarTempest
    @StellarTempest 6 років тому +895

    "Dad did marbles hurt you?"
    "No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles."
    Thank you, writer of this line. You are truly the rarest of limited edition marbles.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +210

      That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

    • @StellarTempest
      @StellarTempest 6 років тому +67

      Anytime marble, anytime.

    • @gabrielkross8357
      @gabrielkross8357 6 років тому +3

      but why did you hurt Archer?

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 6 років тому +17

      Don't forget:
      EMIYA Alter killed a Marble.
      Never forget Marble/Mabel Macintosh.

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 6 років тому +14

      +Ka D. Law
      It's basically a bunch of shit Kiritsugu went through in Fate Zero, just with "marble" in place of humans in a comically-specific metaphor.

  • @rummymossberg9282
    @rummymossberg9282 6 років тому +786

    Archer: shirou still here?
    Wren: Yup.
    Archer: your dream is stupid.
    Shirou: OMG did someone hurt you?
    Archer: MARBLES HURT ME!

  • @Farscryer0
    @Farscryer0 6 років тому +295

    "Ex-Drama Teacher" Souichirou Kuzuki is one of the most hilarious things I've seen that I wished I would've noticed a decade ago.

  • @kingme40k
    @kingme40k 3 роки тому +185

    Shirou Emiya: "Nobody can call my dream stupid except me" Also Shirou Emiya: "Modern problems require parallel universe solutions."

  • @Godzillafan-tv1ks
    @Godzillafan-tv1ks 6 років тому +1277

    Rin: it will be totes worth it
    Shirou: NO. IT WILL NOT!
    Ladies and gentlemen. The anti harem protagonist.

  • @richardromaine8639
    @richardromaine8639 6 років тому +283

    Rin: I can strengthen my body using the same magic you joke a being proficient with...
    Archer: *sneezing*

  • @Simmlex
    @Simmlex 5 років тому +900

    "You have got a pretty rockin' bod yourself"
    I agree, Archer. I agree.

    • @user-sj1yz6mg8w
      @user-sj1yz6mg8w 3 роки тому +54

      The holy thighs speak for themselves

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D 3 роки тому +25

      _Not weird at all._

    • @The_lord_of_ultramar
      @The_lord_of_ultramar 6 місяців тому

      ​@@user-sj1yz6mg8wtrue

    • @claymenefee6999
      @claymenefee6999 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@user-sj1yz6mg8w the most famous thighs in all of anime.

  • @Metallicafreak182
    @Metallicafreak182 5 років тому +226

    I love how all the students are just kinda used to kazuki's creepiness and everyone just talks to him normally

  • @moopi0
    @moopi0 6 років тому +372

    Alright we get it, Shiro becomes Lancer, you don't have to lay it on so thick.

    • @johngervais230
      @johngervais230 6 років тому +19

      Raz The Giant Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @clementgoh9270
      @clementgoh9270 6 років тому +49

      Real talk tho, EMIYA can be summoned as all 3 of the knight classes, caster and assassin. So Shirou could theoretically become an Lancer

    • @SemiOmni314
      @SemiOmni314 6 років тому +24

      Not really. He doesn't have the parameters needed to be a Saber nor the speed needed to be a Lancer.

    • @Levigumba
      @Levigumba 6 років тому +12

      Yep. That's it. It's mostly because they both got rank e luck

    • @imatiu
      @imatiu 6 років тому +10

      Raz The Giant Actually he becomes Saber in I think Feudal Japan, then he cuts reality with a Katana.

  • @jayhill8892
    @jayhill8892 6 років тому +1492

    You know, after watching this, I can understand why Archer wants to kill Shirou so bad. There's nothing more cringeworthy and agonizing as watching yourself make the same stupid mistakes over and over again.

    • @soitbegins7783
      @soitbegins7783 6 років тому +3

      Jay Hill aa

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 6 років тому +178

      Everyone wants to kill their teenage self.

    • @0axis771
      @0axis771 6 років тому +112

      To be honest, it's not the EXACT same way. Remember that Archer lived through the Fate route, only that he hadn't saved Saber's 'heart' there. So Shirou simply goes through a different form of life here, but with the same goals and ideals.

    • @melvinchannelable
      @melvinchannelable 6 років тому +5

      @@0axis771 u still prove his point

    • @elixxon
      @elixxon 6 років тому +57

      Nah he just fell on marbles too many times.

  • @domocan6877
    @domocan6877 6 років тому +1020

    She’s an 8, a 7 at worst.
    GOOD JOB Shirou.

    • @Lunictd
      @Lunictd 6 років тому +109

      BAYBER IS JUST AN 8!? IN WHAT UNIVERSE!?

    • @heartofdawnlight
      @heartofdawnlight 6 років тому +146

      one where Rin is the scale for a 10!

    • @SinMissils
      @SinMissils 6 років тому +7

      agreed!

    • @FlameC64
      @FlameC64 6 років тому +62

      On a scale from 1 to 10, Baber is disqualified because the judges couldn’t put INFINITY on the scale.

    • @lancebalame3239
      @lancebalame3239 6 років тому +19

      THIGHS!!!

  • @howlingguardian9005
    @howlingguardian9005 4 роки тому +445

    I just finished Fate/Zero, so Saber's little PTSD moment is tragically hilarious.
    "No! I do not know anything about Ilyasviel von Einzbern. Or her mother. Or her terrible father."

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen Рік тому +34

      the only season of fate i have seen, and i kinda feel like i just walked into a burning building, saw something tragic, then walked back out. Entirely confused, shocked, sad, and lost is all i feel. I'm not even sure what order to watch these in now. _why did his wife have to become a cup, then lose his daughter, then grow old a husk of his former self he and his wife was the only ones i was rooting for_

    • @TheRedMan77
      @TheRedMan77 Рік тому +8

      @@Brigtzen Yeah, Fate/Zero'll do that to ya.

    • @privateuser3726
      @privateuser3726 Рік тому +4

      @@TheRedMan77 Yeah instead of throwing a tantrum when the grail couldn't grant an impossible wish he could've atleast used it to save his wife and child

    • @TheRedMan77
      @TheRedMan77 Рік тому +8

      @@privateuser3726 Didn't he know the Grail was corrupted by that point? So he knew that any wish he made would have been granted in the worst possible way? Or am I missing something?

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 Рік тому +5

      I have absolutely 100% NO IDEA what anyone is saying. I've even watched Gigguk's Fate Timeline video multiple times to try and understand it, and I am left more confused. Will SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS. I AM FINE WITH BEING SPOILED.

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 6 років тому +268

    Shirou's so good at archery he could probably be an archer

    • @yharim2613
      @yharim2613 5 років тому +42

      In fact he is very good that he could probably be Actually Satan

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 років тому +42

      He's so good, he could actually use swords as arrows...
      wait

    • @kristendixon5343
      @kristendixon5343 5 років тому +8

      @@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 And take on someone else who does the same

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 5 років тому +7

      @@kristendixon5343 And then Archer Heracles be like: Step aside, I have unfinished beatdown with this smug bastard.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +4

      Not gonna lie that went so far over my head when before i figured out that he was Archer. I just thought it was making fun of the writing of the show (which I've never seen in my defense)

  • @danieloceansmith3156
    @danieloceansmith3156 5 років тому +639

    I like how saber used the term “irregardless” when trying to be stern with shiro, cus she knew she had to follow his orders but was hoping he didn’t catch her honesty.... you know... cus ir basically inverts the words meaning and all.... the script writers here are brilliant

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  5 років тому +258

      Irregardless and regardless are synonyms. It's improper English, but historically accepted. She used it as a result of her grasp on the English language being distorted when she was summoned.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 4 роки тому +65

      Just like flammable and inflammable are opposi... Right. They aren't.

    • @haberak3310
      @haberak3310 Рік тому +10

      ​@@ProjectMouthwashYou could also make the argument that she wouldn't know proper English in the first place as she 1: existed 1,000 years before modern English and 2: She was a Britonnic Celt rather than an Anglo-Saxon, her language would be much closer to Welsh

    • @LMGunslinger
      @LMGunslinger Рік тому +2

      ​@haberak3310 , its canon that the grail imparts knowledge onto the servant, needed to survive in the current world. This includes language, geography and some history.

  • @Crowind06
    @Crowind06 6 років тому +293

    This was worth sacrificing sleep to see.
    Edit: After finishing the episode, Kiritsugu's marble talk has to be one of my favorite bits of writing ever. Especially the added foreshadowing.

    • @itsneverlupus5544
      @itsneverlupus5544 6 років тому +1

      Crowind 06 what was the added foreshadowing

    • @ZekeAndroid49
      @ZekeAndroid49 6 років тому +9

      I haven't even seen Fate/Zero so I understood about a third of what he said and still found it hilarious just from the delivery of the lines. That says something

    • @uzuchihanasuke1221
      @uzuchihanasuke1221 6 років тому +2

      Crowind 06 fate\zero was fucked up

    • @nathan7031
      @nathan7031 6 років тому +3

      I mean SN and Zero are just fucked up in general

    • @jafargaming3187
      @jafargaming3187 6 років тому

      I haven't seen either but I thought stay night was just the same as unlimited blade works.

  • @Firedemon72
    @Firedemon72 5 років тому +436

    *rin:* "HEY HANDS OFF I CALLED DIBS"
    *medusa:* "oh well if you called dibs then i'll make an exception"

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 роки тому +36

      Gotta respect the *code*

    • @manuelernesto7713
      @manuelernesto7713 Рік тому +19

      @@salvadortoscano2534 wait? Are you telling me parody Medusa is more respectful on those boundaries than the actual Rider Medusa from the Light Novel?
      Wow...

    • @Seraphic2004
      @Seraphic2004 Рік тому +16

      ​@@manuelernesto7713Medusa literally broke the bro code on Sakura

  • @fifth6150
    @fifth6150 6 років тому +877

    Kiritsugu: some marbles are even more interesting. Some marbles you think are going to limited edition with king designs. But then they’re the equally limited nut much more surprising, female king marble. Some argue that’s debatably rarer. I argue that’s anxiety-inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles. Then you gotta shoot that marble... cause it’s marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble. Marbles sure are random, especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with marble forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground. Begging for the sweet release of marble death. But you can’t. Because you signed a magical marble pack... and you can only watch.. as it’s last marble breath.. escapes... its marble... lips.
    Me: moral of the story marbles are random especially a gunslinger marble with a family of red eyed marbles

    • @lunarSoul0
      @lunarSoul0 5 років тому +9

      lol

    • @viko747
      @viko747 5 років тому +6

      OMG thank you lol

    • @darthutah6649
      @darthutah6649 4 роки тому +9

      Did marbles hurt you?

    • @hassanhassan-os5oq
      @hassanhassan-os5oq 3 роки тому +5

      @@darthutah6649 no I hurt myself and hurt marbles

    • @darthutah6649
      @darthutah6649 3 роки тому +5

      @@hassanhassan-os5oq I feel worse about the marbles

  • @Pvsn08
    @Pvsn08 6 років тому +408

    "We're gonna pass a Fuyuki Dairy Queen on the way back by the way. In advance, we're not stopping there."
    "But I love the Fukyuki Dairy Queen!"
    "I know."
    Oh you, I see what you did there

    • @xordalamo6992
      @xordalamo6992 6 років тому +6

      Pvsn08 what?

    • @jacobstormann4452
      @jacobstormann4452 6 років тому +52

      It was booby trapped

    • @Mazekial
      @Mazekial 5 років тому +32

      Good friggin’ grief I went a whole year without getting that joke. I need to rethink my life or something.

    • @Daggerom
      @Daggerom 5 років тому +5

      @@Mazekial 2 buddy...2

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 5 років тому +1

      I don't get the joke..... Please explain

  • @ThatGuy-kf5kc
    @ThatGuy-kf5kc 6 років тому +3134

    "My master isn't here right now."
    "Yes I am."
    "No, she's not."
    THANK GOD I PLAYED HF BEFORE THIS

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander 5 років тому +415

      I didn't recognize it at first, but even having not experienced HF, I caught on pretty quickly that Sakura was Rider's proper master. Especially considering that, without a catalyst to summon someone specific, the Grail will often summon a Servant compatible to the summoner, which Shinji clearly isn't.

    • @benwood5659
      @benwood5659 5 років тому +18

      DAMMIT!

    • @neocrimson3542
      @neocrimson3542 5 років тому +54

      Im glad i know all routes or i would be very confused

    • @talancorwell
      @talancorwell 5 років тому +97

      @@JoshtheOverlander Not sure if this is exactly canon but I'm pretty sure it was eventually revealed that it's actually impossible to summon a servant without a catalyst. Each instance where we think a servant is summoned without one is shown to be wrong (Rin summoning Archer, Shirou summoning Saber). I think the whole "similarity" thing is only for if multiple servants are eligible, like Mordred being summoned from a piece of the Round Table.

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 5 років тому +16

      If Deathwing was summoned as a servant he would just end the world because he is cataclysm incarnate

  • @CStone-xn4oy
    @CStone-xn4oy 4 роки тому +108

    I love the delivery of "you shall refer to me peasant as YOUNG LADY!"

  • @MajorJak
    @MajorJak 6 років тому +1439

    Saber: I... don't know what "Hiroshim'd" is.
    Shirou: Soo... you did understand "tiny Godzilla"?
    Saber: Of course I did.
    Shirou: so that could mean that the grail deems Godzilla as relevant informa....
    Shirou:...oh no...

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 6 років тому +238

      Godzilla like servant in the next Grail War anyone?

    • @darkknighttrolls6225
      @darkknighttrolls6225 6 років тому +305

      @mstrblikBasically Godzilla can be a servant in the murder death kill, if the grail deems Godzilla as relevant information

    • @Ostermond
      @Ostermond 6 років тому +57

      Oh _yes._

    • @sidewinder1209
      @sidewinder1209 6 років тому +158

      @@andrewowens4421 if Godzilla was summoned with all the power he has in comics, Gilgamesh is gonna need a breather.

    • @nebulus4700
      @nebulus4700 6 років тому +29

      General Thotsbane nah, one of Gilgamesh’s Np is EA, which is a Anti-world noble phantasm

  • @KitKatNisa
    @KitKatNisa 5 років тому +160

    I love that his marble analogy actually held up for all of 10 seconds, before he devolved into describing Zero through marbles

  • @parkermaisterra8532
    @parkermaisterra8532 6 років тому +517

    So three things:
    1. Rider is super sexy as always (and is hilarious)
    2. I know for certain now that this version of Rin would have summoned Mordred because 28:58......nuff said.
    3. Holy crap a lot of material has been covered! Seriously at this pace episode 7 will be at the end of the first season.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +86

      Yep.

    • @RavenTheSensai
      @RavenTheSensai 6 років тому +28

      cuts down on the chance of getting copyright strike

    • @thatguy1094
      @thatguy1094 6 років тому +5

      They planned it that way from the start

    • @BrianEdwardAshmore
      @BrianEdwardAshmore 6 років тому +10

      Please keep it up till the end, I need the closure of seeing this magnificent series reach it's natural conclusion :)

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 6 років тому +31

      Rin and Moedred
      #TeamDaddyIssues

  • @silverlynxclaw1460
    @silverlynxclaw1460 5 років тому +219

    "You're far too calm for having died"
    My friends after they thought the car killed me said pretty much the same thing

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 5 років тому +9

      I guess I've seen worse

    • @0__Nyx__0
      @0__Nyx__0 Рік тому +16

      My friends thought I was insane for laughing at the red car that almost killed me.
      I was like: “Haha you miss moron!”
      And they were like: 😧
      They were so angry at me and they won’t make me forget it.
      It’s hilarious 😂

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 9 місяців тому

      I'm curious, could you explain?

  • @0axis771
    @0axis771 6 років тому +285

    "Caught? Dear sweet little boy... the moment you set your eyes upon me, you were already trapped."
    I get it. Cause she's Medusa. XD

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 років тому +22

      It could really be both and is one of the good things about this series, a lot of the jokes and even just normal sentences like that are 100% better with full knowledge about the series.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 5 років тому +4

      Medusa feels like a shotacon.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 5 років тому

      I....did not get that.
      Thanks

    • @dasblooop
      @dasblooop 4 роки тому

      That’s a good connection, but I think Caster is in fact Medea, not Medusa.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 років тому +284

    Don't listen to her lies, Shirou. It's not Rin's chest that is legendary. Everyone knows that her butt and its defenselessness is what will be talked about for generations to come.

  • @patrickjoyce7510
    @patrickjoyce7510 6 років тому +436

    What about the marble that could wield any marble but made it it’s own marble and was secretly a marble from the past of the king marble that was really a queen marble and was tragically killed by that marble?

    • @christopherackerman8377
      @christopherackerman8377 6 років тому +98

      Patrick Joyce What about that gold colored marble with infinite marbles that could kill any other marble. Who’s infinite marbles were marbles as bright and gold as that gold marble and that gold marble wanted to make the king marble that was really the female king marble his marble but got turned into a regular marble by a corrupted marble that spewed it’s marble guts on the city of marbles

    • @kingdomofibaias4410
      @kingdomofibaias4410 6 років тому +63

      What about the concerning marble that had a drinking marble with other marbles and could open a marble containing thousands of other marbles?

    • @patrickjoyce7510
      @patrickjoyce7510 6 років тому +47

      What about the marble that was really just like 100 marbles and it faked its death but there were still 99

    • @justanunluckyirishmaninabl5178
      @justanunluckyirishmaninabl5178 6 років тому +36

      What about the psychopathic French marble who killed lots of tiny young marbles and could make other medium to large marbles with tentacles and had the hots for the king marble because it looked just like this other blonde marble from the former's past?

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y 6 років тому +5

      God damn it

  • @Ajay-dy3xw
    @Ajay-dy3xw 4 роки тому +689

    23:37
    "I'm afraid my master isn't here right now."
    "YES I AM, RIDER!"
    "No."
    *"She's not."*

    • @SpectralLumo
      @SpectralLumo 3 роки тому +67

      Took me watching Heavens Feel to understand that reference, and not gonna lie-
      My respect grew even more for how comically entertaining, yet so much more on point than the actual anime was about these subtle little one liners and jokes.

    • @decodelifehacker3446
      @decodelifehacker3446 3 роки тому +4

      Hahaha took a second to get that

    • @fuschiaknight1991
      @fuschiaknight1991 2 роки тому +15

      @@SpectralLumo tbh I feel like it's not directly comparable. This abridged series seems made to aso appeal to fans of the base work so they can afford to be less subtle with injokes and foreshadowing, but the original anime has a different set of rules and limitations meaning that it has to be subtler with its foreshadowing. Let me tell you, the original VN would not gave had as much impact with the archer reveal if we hadn't gotten to know Shirou and Archer independent of their connection, and Rider turning into a badass in the HF route had more impact when we had vague ideas that Shinji was nerfing her from the other routes but less concrete info on why, and how.

  • @MATTierial
    @MATTierial 6 років тому +636

    12:09 "There is no worst kind of Nazi! ALL Nazi are the worst kind of Nazi!" -Future Shirou

    • @kushagratripathi7444
      @kushagratripathi7444 4 роки тому +58

      Clearly he hasn't met Stroheim

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 роки тому +36

      @@kushagratripathi7444 FOOOOL!!! ARYAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!

    • @Saiyagami
      @Saiyagami 4 роки тому +6

      Damn Right! Shirou

    • @TheAxeLordOfFire
      @TheAxeLordOfFire 4 роки тому +3

      You can add Seditionist Traitors to the list, EMIYA.

    • @spiritvdc5109
      @spiritvdc5109 3 роки тому +6

      Didn't he canonically fight nazis?

  • @ZekeAndroid49
    @ZekeAndroid49 6 років тому +252

    The voice acting in this series is just phenomenal. Mere side characters like Sakura have a far better voice than the main characters of other abridgments. The dialog is hilariously witty, to the point that I prefer it over the actual dialog from the show or VN in most cases. I think this is my favorite episode yet, and it was absolutely worth the wait. Great job team!

    • @manamaster6
      @manamaster6 6 років тому +7

      ZekeAndroid49 I love the series but Nasu is not very good writing human dialogues.

    • @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892
      @myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892 6 років тому +5

      manamaster6 more like most of the dialogues meaning and ingenuity are lost in translation.

    • @jeffreyhoon
      @jeffreyhoon 6 років тому +15

      It's easier to appreciate when you did watch the original. At least knowing the source material makes these references so much funnier when they come by and by god are they many.

    • @angramainyu9220
      @angramainyu9220 6 років тому +2

      "People die when they are killed."
      Lol

    • @r.k845
      @r.k845 6 років тому +11

      "People die when they are killed, that's how it should be. I've been relying on this body (Avalon) too much"
      -shirou after giving Avalon back to saber.
      It makes perfect sense dude.

  • @bomackn7211
    @bomackn7211 6 років тому +546

    So many abridged series just try for gags, and make everything loud and crass.
    You guys are literally forming characters. Adding a new personality, not just shouting obscenities at us.
    I like it. Best abridged series 10/10

    • @rosemarykitten7686
      @rosemarykitten7686 6 років тому +42

      You should watch SAO Abridged. To enjoy it, you don't need to even watch the official anime, though I do recommend doing so if you want to understand ALL the jokes. But the abridged is better written than the original, so you could say fuck that and ignore its' existence too.

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 6 років тому +14

      You’re acting like this type of abridged is one in a million. This has not been the case for a long time. A Slap On Titan, SAO and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged and more have done the same things that this has done. It’s not that special.

    • @bomackn7211
      @bomackn7211 6 років тому +1

      True, it has been done before. Tho it is definitely not standard, which is my main point. MY personal second point in saying this, is that I personally think they have done this better than any other Abridged.

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 6 років тому +6

      Carl Nessman No. These types of Abridged are incredibly common nowdays. It IS the standard.
      As for your opinion that this one did it best, I disagree. A Slap On Titan and SAO Abridged did it WAY better.

    • @bomackn7211
      @bomackn7211 6 років тому +2

      The Atheist Bear Not exactly, they really aren’t that common, not to my own personal standard anyway, but as you consider Those two to be better than this, I can see why you might think so.
      Especially slap on, like geez. It’s got deep cringe with a mere side of developed character.
      Again, I think cringe belongs in all abridged, but not as a main course. Only as a side.
      Only Abridged that stand in the same tier are: Hellsing, and DBZ.
      SAO falls short, tho not as much as most others.

  • @dragoniraflameblade
    @dragoniraflameblade 5 років тому +295

    I don't know if I've commented this before, but shout out to the sound editor. I don't have to watch to know what's going on. It's almost like a radio show, lol.

  • @estefanolivares9199
    @estefanolivares9199 3 роки тому +195

    I love how that whole locker room scene stresses that Shirou is good at archery. We didn't get that in the other routes

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 Рік тому +3

      Routes you say...?

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@andrewferguson6901Lots to unpack there.

    • @anti-mate407
      @anti-mate407 Місяць тому

      I unironically thought that scene was just there to show that ayako liked shirou 👽

  • @christopherwentz1688
    @christopherwentz1688 6 років тому +159

    Shirou: “My whole life has been... Unlimited Pipe Works!”

  • @LanceTheGmaer
    @LanceTheGmaer 6 років тому +576

    Okay, y'all BETTER be abridging Fate/Zero after this. That marble joke solidified all of our expectations. You can't not now. We've Gae Bolg'd you into this- it's unavoidable

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +54

      Do have some mercy on them? I mean, it's a lot of hard work and time to make just ONE episode of the UBW Abridged, maybe it's a little too early to demand a Fate/Zero Abridged.
      Give them time to finish THIS masterpiece first, they're just humans after all.

    • @LanceTheGmaer
      @LanceTheGmaer 6 років тому +38

      Trust me, I don't expect a Fate/Zero Abridged anytime soon; This series is well worth the wait. I just really want them to continue abridging the Fate series because there's so much potential for them in it

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +14

      @@LanceTheGmaer Yeah, I agree on that one.
      Still, one stone at a time. For now, they probably have their heads full with trying to figure out what quotes, jokes and routes the characters will take, that not including the humongous work of edditing every-little-bit of songs, sound effects and etc.
      So yeah, for now, let them focus solely on this one. Once UBW Abridged starts nearing its end, say Episode 19 or 20, then start giving them the ideas *and encouragement* to make a Fate/Marbles Abridged.

    • @coucoman13
      @coucoman13 6 років тому +2

      that's gae 🤔

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому

      @@coucoman13 _Eeeeeeeeh...~_ 😑

  • @johndipietro9301
    @johndipietro9301 4 роки тому +171

    "Please tell me you didn't forget about me when I was right in front of you."
    ...ouch. That is... that is FEELS.

  • @DragonianDeity
    @DragonianDeity 6 років тому +571

    "I'm afraid my master isn't here right now"
    "Yes I am Rider"
    "No, SHE's not".
    Hoho......foreshadowing a bit?

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 6 років тому +48

      Too bad it's not for THIS route.

    • @podracer35
      @podracer35 6 років тому +72

      *Hopes for Heaven's Feel Abridged Intensify*

    • @smolangelo9969
      @smolangelo9969 6 років тому +2

      oh wow i din't even notice that lol

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 6 років тому +5

      @@podracer35 I watched that movie like 2 days before this dropped, and it made me feel so giddy for picking up on that connection from the bits in it.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +3

      Rider: *looks Shiro over* wouldn't outright say no to the idea.

  • @the13inquisitor59
    @the13inquisitor59 6 років тому +236

    "I don't know what Hiroshima is. I guess the grail didn't deem it relevant information."
    "That's both really ignorant and really progressive of the grail."
    I laughed more than I should at this.

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 6 років тому +2

      The13Inquisitor I don’t get it, how is it progressive? I mean it makes sense for it to not me relevant, they’re just gonna be fighting mages and other servants they don’t really need to know anything about WWII to fight

    • @andrejackson3214
      @andrejackson3214 6 років тому +6

      @@White_Recluse my guess is that its because the grail, with it's own special sentience, is like, "oh shit, they may not need to know about nukes...."

    • @snowstorm2849
      @snowstorm2849 6 років тому +3

      White Recluse It’s both ignorant and progressive because the Hiroshima bombing was a horrific event, and by not teaching the servants about it, they are being somewhat ignorant of the tragedies impact. However, it’s progressive because of the fact that it’s really not that relevant to the war, and therefore shouldn’t be treated any differently from any other old information.

  • @Sylvian_Grimm
    @Sylvian_Grimm 6 років тому +486

    Archer: Back and got them all is Shirou still here?
    Rin: Yea.
    Archer: You're dream is stupid.
    Shirou: Oh my god did someone hurt you?
    Archer: Marbles hurt me!
    Shirou: What does that mean, help me understand you.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 6 років тому +30

      Braxton Jones even arguing, he’s trying to help. Protecc the sunshine child!

    • @sammyc1842
      @sammyc1842 6 років тому

      Braxton Jones so I’m probably an idiot but what the hell do the marbles mean?

    • @Sylvian_Grimm
      @Sylvian_Grimm 6 років тому +6

      Sammy C it is an reference to fate zero. But Marbles are Master's and Servants. If you haven't watched it, It's on Netflix and really good.

    • @ironboy3245
      @ironboy3245 6 років тому +4

      I think he's referencing his reality marble

    • @sammyc1842
      @sammyc1842 6 років тому

      Braxton Jones yeah I haven’t gotten around to watching Fate/Zero yet

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 2 роки тому +78

    There once was a hero named Saber, affectionately nicknamed as "Baber",
    It did soon come up, that she wanted the cup,
    But to do that she'd need Rin to save her.

    • @josephnew5025
      @josephnew5025 Рік тому +4

      Nice limerick, sir/miss/(insert preferred personal pronoun here)...

  • @Edax_Royeaux
    @Edax_Royeaux 6 років тому +867

    I have to wonder if the Saber vs Assassin fight will be filled predictable but hilarious Monty Python references?
    "It is something I simply mastered when I had the thought to slay a swallow"
    "What do you mean? African or European swallow?"
    "None shall pass"
    "I command you, as King of the Britons to stand aside!"
    "I'm the Savior of France!"
    "What are you doing in Japan then?"
    "Mind your own business!"

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +95

      It won't.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 6 років тому +39

      @Project Mouthwash Oh. I guess given all the Fate Zero references, it might just end up Saber getting PTSD over Diarmuid in the Assassin vs Saber fight. In the end, Assassin got what Diarmuid wanted, but ufotable never had Saber comment on any of this.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +51

      Nope.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 6 років тому +47

      @Project Mouthwash Boy I'm just hitting home runs here aren't I...

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +108

      I can't imagine anyone's gonna guess what we'll be doing with Caster and Assassin. Though, full disclosure, even if you did I'd tell you that you didn't.

  • @OS_Fullmetal
    @OS_Fullmetal 6 років тому +524

    *Spike through Shiro's arm*
    -Rin: "Holy shit!"
    -Shiro: *In pain.* "WOOOOAH ALRIGHT, GUESSING THIS ISN'T ARCHER'S!"
    -Rin: "Are you alright!?
    -Shiro: "Just peachy Rin! I'ma go be peachy over here now!" *Jogs away screaming.*
    ^ LITERALLY me when I get hurt around other people.

  • @TheReapers520
    @TheReapers520 6 років тому +388

    I think Kiritsugu has issues losing that marble championship as a kid.

    • @Bane_questionmark
      @Bane_questionmark 6 років тому +64

      That wasn't as bad as the person who taught him to play marbles dying in that "accident"

    • @RYNOROSSFILMS
      @RYNOROSSFILMS 6 років тому +15

      I mean, when all the spectators turn into zombies...

    • @cjiw2044
      @cjiw2044 6 років тому +40

      Ummm Kiritsugu did win the marble championship, its just that the reward for his victory was the destruction of all the marbles around except for his. so he broke the marble cup shocking marble heaven stopping the marble kill count at 1000. Kiritsugu only managed to save a single marble from the holy marble disaster who he thus named Shirou. So he is upset because his victory almost caused marbles everywhere to suffer.
      man typing marble in this is fun!

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +2

      He needs to face reality and get over the marbles

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 6 років тому +1

      Reality Marbles?

  • @MrJostur
    @MrJostur 5 років тому +255

    "I SEE KILLING SHIROU WORKED OUT."
    I'm really not sure which Archer EMIYA I like more. The regular one, or this one.

  • @BELL011
    @BELL011 6 років тому +322

    "so someone named "Angry Matthew" made him realize he couldn't "
    I see.. 😏

    • @daristaufiq4560
      @daristaufiq4560 5 років тому +28

      I know it's anjra manyu refrence.
      But would you mind explain to me how kiritsugu know who anjra manyu is

    • @peterislying2383
      @peterislying2383 5 років тому +15

      D. Elev Aluzie Gratzie I haven’t rematched in a while, but it might’ve been mentioned inside the grail. Otherwise, it’s a change in canon for the abridged or something.

    • @rexerator
      @rexerator 5 років тому +35

      D. Elev Aluzie Gratzie Angry Mathew showed him a vision. That vision ironically is what caused him to order saber to destroy the grail.

    • @ceruleant777
      @ceruleant777 5 років тому +19

      ​@@daristaufiq4560 When he decide to abort his mission n destroy the grail,The Grail's consciousness(at that point probably is Angry Matthew himself) curses him,probably where he knew the name Angry Matthew :D

    • @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383
      @szczesliwekomunikacjeladow383 4 роки тому +2

      The 'irisviel' or the 'grail' that kiritsugu encountered was angry matthew themself. matt was the one who showed kiritsugu the boat argument.

  • @lorddankness5607
    @lorddankness5607 6 років тому +850

    Shirou: "Dad... did marbles hurt you?"
    Kiritsugu: "No kiddo, I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles."
    Later
    Archer: "Your dream is stupid!"
    Shirou: "Oh my god, did someone hurt you?"
    Archer: "Marbles hurt me!"
    Shirou: "What does that mean? Help me understand you!"

    • @TsukabuNosoratori2
      @TsukabuNosoratori2 4 роки тому +28

      I would've retorted with "Marbles don't need understanding!" xD

    • @setsurarara
      @setsurarara 4 роки тому +10

      He should've said, "I dont undestand ME"

    • @dannybarron7932
      @dannybarron7932 4 роки тому +2

      Can someone please explain to me the marbles joke. I get all the meta jokes except that one and it’s killing me

    • @setsurarara
      @setsurarara 4 роки тому +8

      @@dannybarron7932 switch "marbles" with "people" and you'll get a rough understanding of fate/zero

    • @dannybarron7932
      @dannybarron7932 4 роки тому +2

      I. VA ok but is there some reason he specifically uses marbles? I didn’t know if there was another layer of joke

  • @clementgoh9270
    @clementgoh9270 6 років тому +282

    I AM THE BONE OF MY HYPE

    • @MortZar
      @MortZar 6 років тому +12

      clement goh excitement is my body and craziness my blood

    • @HappyPotat
      @HappyPotat 6 років тому +6

      I am the bone of my marble.

    • @false_cypher
      @false_cypher 6 років тому +6

      I am the marble of my marble. Marble.

    • @clementgoh9270
      @clementgoh9270 6 років тому +14

      I am the marble of my marble
      Marble is my marble and marble is my marble
      Have withstood many marbles to create many marbles
      Unknown to marbles nor known marbles
      So as I pray unlimited marble works

    • @TheAutoman217
      @TheAutoman217 6 років тому +5

      The legacy of the marble lives on...

  • @lusasedoux479
    @lusasedoux479 Рік тому +62

    "As the sun dies, follow the path of flickering lights, for they alone will guide you to safety..." I felt terrifyingly safely wished.

  • @DaphneDanielson
    @DaphneDanielson 6 років тому +200

    I never comment on anything, but Rin and Shiro's budding psychotic romance is adorably terrifying and I adore it

    • @eniggmaaincognito7215
      @eniggmaaincognito7215 6 років тому +8

      RagdollCatLove12 I know right? I love it

    • @grinspike
      @grinspike 6 років тому +8

      Yeah! Rin is better waifu than Saber

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 6 років тому +2

      She's gonna slit his throat in his sleep and call it love

    • @SydCar
      @SydCar 5 років тому +1

      Shirou and Kirito’s voice actor is destined to bed psychos...

  • @kryztofsharpe8566
    @kryztofsharpe8566 6 років тому +390

    Kirito's personality did a full 180 after he was reborn

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 4 роки тому +40

      SWE needs to see if they can get Saber's VA from this to voice Alice when they get there.

    • @kennmarlow4889
      @kennmarlow4889 4 роки тому +9

      @@Great_Olaf5 Oh my gosh yes-

    • @kobayashibrynhild9622
      @kobayashibrynhild9622 3 роки тому +3

      @@Great_Olaf5 that would be brilliant

    • @baolongnguyen7844
      @baolongnguyen7844 3 роки тому +6

      oh god, i'd be in my 50's if they ever got there (that is if they skip GGO)

    • @AgntFL
      @AgntFL 3 роки тому +2

      @@baolongnguyen7844 hey can’t though since ggo ties to alicization

  • @painof7
    @painof7 6 років тому +72

    “Marbles hurt me!”
    XD I have a final today and I’ve been unable to sleep all night. Ty so much!!

  • @ausarthevile2970
    @ausarthevile2970 5 років тому +125

    30:43
    “HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOU!”
    “BUT I AM YOU MORON!”
    “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOU!”

  • @NullSchmid
    @NullSchmid 6 років тому +323

    For those like me:
    ex·tir·pate
    a. To destroy totally; kill off: an effort to reintroduce wildlife that had been extirpated from the region.
    b. To render absent or nonexistent

    • @alexandercane7332
      @alexandercane7332 6 років тому +9

      Paul Schmid your efforts are appreciated

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 6 років тому +4

      Cool

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 6 років тому

      Genocide/Extinct?

    • @Devastish
      @Devastish 6 років тому

      less extreme. More like killing off/forcing out every member of a species in a certain area, but leaving alone others that are elsewhere.

    • @NullSchmid
      @NullSchmid 6 років тому

      @@Devastish they dont force people out, they want to live aside humans. The government forces everyone out in the good ending.

  • @TheHidalgo231
    @TheHidalgo231 6 років тому +365

    I rolled the free gacha while watching this, and ended up with angry matthew. Thank you BAC!

    • @phoenix7240
      @phoenix7240 6 років тому +25

      i thought we were calling him angry mango

    • @optics242
      @optics242 6 років тому +31

      phoenix7240 i always called him angry man-jew

    • @phillippeterson110
      @phillippeterson110 6 років тому +1

      Who is angry Matthew

    • @gigglemesh121
      @gigglemesh121 6 років тому +23

      Phillip Peterson Angra Mainyu, All the evil in the world Persian god of darkness nothing much really.

    • @phoenix7240
      @phoenix7240 6 років тому +15

      Angra Mainyu. hes a 0 star servant thats coded as a 4 star in a gacha pool that only summons 3 stars and below. hes impossible to get

  • @elixxon
    @elixxon 6 років тому +84

    I love Rider's obsession with "the beautiful and sagacious Sakura Matou". XD

  • @freekjegeen8603
    @freekjegeen8603 3 роки тому +69

    God I love this Sakura so much, she’s like an adorable passive aggressive puppy.

  • @fubukisses
    @fubukisses 6 років тому +396

    Let's hope this one doesn't get taken down in 5 seconds

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  6 років тому +50

      I took it down last time. I imagine it's safe.

    • @Sir_David_Beatty
      @Sir_David_Beatty 6 років тому +11

      I actually managed to click on it before it got taken down and then I watched it all the way through lul

    • @lpfleeg
      @lpfleeg 6 років тому

      Project Mouthwash why did you take it down?

    • @Sir_David_Beatty
      @Sir_David_Beatty 6 років тому +1

      OP was missing

    • @shad0wsta1k67
      @shad0wsta1k67 6 років тому +1

      Sir David Beatty
      Same here

  • @judesantos8120
    @judesantos8120 6 років тому +87

    **checks on channel to rewatch episode 2 Kirei parts**
    **sees episode 3 is out**
    Huh, luck be damned.

    • @hermeskun3274
      @hermeskun3274 6 років тому

      Ravioli Ravioli Why'd You Lewd the Dragon Loli Stop predating on this channel.

  • @stormsurge9962
    @stormsurge9962 6 років тому +292

    “Angry Mathew”
    That killed me omfg XD

    • @ClowREED303
      @ClowREED303 6 років тому +27

      Spoiler:
      Angra Manyu right?

    • @CrayZayJay
      @CrayZayJay 6 років тому +5

      ClowREED303 yeah

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 років тому +6

      You don't need to worry about spoiling Fate/Stay Night btw considering this is an abridged series so if you haven't watched the original then you shouldn't be watching this.

    • @Rinku588
      @Rinku588 6 років тому

      I didn’t know Mashu was in Fate Zero

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 років тому +3

      @@Rinku588 Angry Mathew isn't Mashu, it's Angra Mainyu.

  • @crimsonglory4812
    @crimsonglory4812 4 роки тому +187

    Rin: being a once in a lifetime mage attuned to all five elements! Shirou: I’m pretty sure that’s just you. Rin: oh yeah. Oh by the way that attuned to all five elements thing super rare. *she says to the mage with a matching element and origin something that’s arguably rarer then being an average one*

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 роки тому +3

      I'm ery much out of the loop with this part, could someone explain this element and origin stuff??

    • @crimsonglory4812
      @crimsonglory4812 2 роки тому +23

      @@salvadortoscano2534 my understanding of the 2 is that elements are a mages affinity for certain magic though they can use magic outside of their element just not as well origin on the other hand is a lot more complicated and is basically a persons driving force now Shirou was born with the origin of sword and a unknown element maybe fire then when Kiritsugu saved Shirou and implanted Avalon in Shirou it changed his element to sword making his element match his origin making it so that he can only use magic outside his element to a basic level but any magic that is related to his matching origin and element is unequaled

  • @medukoi
    @medukoi 6 років тому +44

    “Someone name Angry Matthau said he couldn’t.” damn goal crushed.

  • @CGoliday1
    @CGoliday1 6 років тому +515

    #Marbleshurtme

    • @Astrithor
      @Astrithor 6 років тому +21

      #IHurtMe
      #IHurtMarbles

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 5 років тому +10

      #IfeelworseabouttheMarbles

  • @Falconwing66
    @Falconwing66 6 років тому +97

    The moral of the story: “That probably wasn’t Shinji.”

  • @kalebkeen4602
    @kalebkeen4602 4 роки тому +218

    Shirou: "Nobody can call my dream stupid except me."
    Also Shirou: "*YOUR DREAM IS STUPID*"
    Priceless irony

  • @christopherackerman8377
    @christopherackerman8377 6 років тому +228

    What about that gold colored marble with infinite marbles that could kill any other marble. Who’s infinite marbles were marbles as bright and gold as that gold marble and that gold marble wanted to make the king marble that was really the female king marble his marble but got turned into a regular marble by a corrupted marble that spewed it’s marble guts on the city of marbles...

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 6 років тому +21

      Best marble synopsis of the ending of Fate/Marble

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose 6 років тому +2

      You? You deserve a cookie.

    • @DarkCaptain3
      @DarkCaptain3 6 років тому +3

      Pretty sure he only covered the marbles that he actually killed, sadly since he didn't kill the golden marble it wasn't a part of the story. Also he only had 1 interaction with the golden marble and it was at the end of the series for like 5 seconds when he ordered his king marble to kill all the marbles in the city of marbles.

    • @christopherackerman8377
      @christopherackerman8377 6 років тому +1

      DarkCaptain3 Ohh that makes sense he doesn’t know anything really about the gold marble seems legit but still cool to recognize. My gold marble deserves to be recognized in everything.

    • @DarkCaptain3
      @DarkCaptain3 6 років тому

      True but he will be in this show after all. He will get the recognition he needs.

  • @mitchellenderson7194
    @mitchellenderson7194 6 років тому +109

    I swear, whoever does the pipe dialogue in the joke subs does the work of God. Bless that miracle of a human being.

  • @tardigrade8019
    @tardigrade8019 6 років тому +410

    Actually Satan: Ladies and gentleman, the girl has limits
    Me:No she doesn't

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 років тому

      What you talking about

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 5 років тому +1

      Do you mean the time she fuck a pig just for mana?

    • @goatymcgoatface3575
      @goatymcgoatface3575 5 років тому

      @@xzenitramx666 ??? What???!

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 5 років тому +1

      @@goatymcgoatface3575 one of the many sex stories of fate rin and saber fucking a pig for mana or because with help of magic they fall in love of the pig is a old one buried in other stories

    • @Buki_sandwich
      @Buki_sandwich 5 років тому +1

      Im just here to say "Love your profile pic"