I know the feeling on that apricots thing. When I was 9 I found a package of dried prunes in my Gran's cupboard, and ate the whole thing. When I told her I liked the giant raisins, she blinked 3 or 4 times, and laughed hysterically, then told me to stay close to the house. Spent that whole afternoon in the toilet, with Grandma sniggering... and was convinced I was allergic to 'giant raisins' for years afterwards.
That’s gold! My mum was an Avon lady (door to door makeup sales) when I was a small child, and I have vivid memories of being driven around our area with a bag of dried apricots to snack on. I hate to think of the mess my mother must have had to clean up after those suckers made the trip through me!
A guy I know many years ago was staying in a hunting camp in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. He was alone during the week (his job was to watch the place while everyone else was back in town, working.) The other hunters left him a plentiful supply of food, and more importantly, beer. One night he ate a whole bag of dried apples that must have weighed a couple of pounds, and proceeded to drink a prodigious amount of beer. A hint: don't ever do that. He claims to this day that the pain of the cramping was the worst pain he's ever experienced. When the rest of them returned the next Friday they had to move the camp latrine. He was in no shape to help them.
The word you are looking for is "funny". Just because that internet-fad adjective contains the word "whole", you can't use it to describe each property a human can have.
This woman, and UK female comics in general, are refreshing, tell it like it is knowledge keepers and truth sayers of women’s experience. Love, love, love Sarah Millican.
Indeed I love Sara Pascoe as much Sarah sweet girl wants to be bad girl Sara baaad girl pretends to be sweet :) Same end result. Laugh & appreciate women
I'm not a massive ballet dancer; but if I were a ballet dancer, I'd clearly be a massive one. Pun, irony and paradox all in one sentence, right from the start!! #adoration
A new take on Lady Catherine de Bourgh's comment in Pride and Prejudice on learning about music: "If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient." Well said, Sarah!
@@kirstenweir633 lol. I love it...claggy Where are you from? I'm from Toronto Ontario but I live closer to London Ontario now. I do know the loo lolI know a few British terms. I hope to visit one day. I have cousins who live there. Where you ask lol I have not clue.
Sarah, I think your favorite moments in your own comedy is when people go "haha UGGHH". You can tell your favorite moments because you give that little throaty giggle. I love hearing it, because I know you're proud of what you've just done to your audience
In Louisiana we call that moisture 'swamp ass'. From what you've just stated, I suppose for everyone... down south is as down south does. Talk about cheeky.
we call it swamp ass up in Vancouver,. BC, Canada, too, & have done so for at leat 50 years. . . & we compare it to opening up a grilled cheese sandwich. . .
the sweet dulcet tones, cheeping and tweeting, lovely lilting voice AND THEN THE OCTAVE DROP. she is Just Specatular!!! just a wonder to behold!! Lucky She's Ours, innit. And that Giggle. how can I possibly hold my self to gether
I love Sarah, and went to see her live last year. The funny thing is that I laugh more at her jokes on UA-cam, than I did seeing her live. I don't know if I was too anxious about other people talking over the jokes, or too excited about seeing her live. Maybe I'm more relaxed watching her online, for some reason. She makes me laugh out loud.
Just found this on YT. I had never heard this before. I laughed so hard. Thank you 😊 I had a log day at work and I needed a good laugh. You are a delight. 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩😎😎
I'm not English, but I love Sarahs shows, my husband showed couple of videos some time ago and now I am addicted to Sarah Millican! As it says those diahes can wait and watch some more, but I love watching it while doing the housework🤩
I love your stories. I especially love that you named your cat Chief Brody because that was a movie I always enjoyed watching with my dad and brings back memories everytime I hear you mention it. 🧡
Hi Sarah you have been keeping my brain amused and smiling throughout this pandemic please keep doing exactly what you do as you are the best at doing it :-)
Sarah looks fab here! Good hair colour and cut. Good dress shape and colour. She is so naturally beautiful - brains, soul, and exterior - so seeing her so well-styled makes me soo happy!😊
Thanks for posting this evening from 2014 Sarah. So fun how you interact with your audiences. You never know what some people will yell out if you ask the proper question. I miss your videos reading your book to us every day for a time. Really looked forward to seeing you while I had my coffee. You help us lighten our hearts through tough times - Champion!!!
I just had to watch this again, I think for the third time? #4??? Love it. And I get to thinking how comedians come up with a topic; it's a complete lack of embarrassment, isn't it? Pubic hair? Crotch smells? Everyday life, luv, just talked about with a 1,000 close friends. And the geordie accent. Gorgeous.
Just found out about you, binged a few of your stand up videos. Love it! Keep being awesome and hilarious! I love that you feed positivity and are not ashamed of anything and I respect the hell out if that! -a new fan
Went down a Jimmy Carr rabbit hole. Stand up special that turned into 8 out of 10 cat's Does Countdown. Spent weeks crying from laughter. Seen the Task Master show. Now UA-cam is giving me Apollo stand up. I'VE BEEN SO SHELTERED!!!
Sarah Millican is one of the funniest comedians around and that is mostly down to the fact that she is a fabulous observer of life.
Normal life Steve! Sarah is from my home town, it feels like I'm chatting in the pub when I watch her.
Can I upvote this multiple times? Sarah Millican is amazing.
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I read that as "moistly"
And sexy too!
I just recently found her and I have to say that she's one of the funniest comedians I've heard in a very long time. I've never laughed so hard!
"Slicks back together" I love this woman
Yas
Thats manky
@@liammcghie4436 claggy/moist/dank. . . "ready" works, too. . .
She is just what the world needs. Laughter is so needed right now.
I can’t make it through her videos without bursting into that snorty laugh that makes people stare at you.
I know the feeling on that apricots thing.
When I was 9 I found a package of dried prunes in my Gran's cupboard, and ate the whole thing. When I told her I liked the giant raisins, she blinked 3 or 4 times, and laughed hysterically, then told me to stay close to the house. Spent that whole afternoon in the toilet, with Grandma sniggering... and was convinced I was allergic to 'giant raisins' for years afterwards.
Yas
That’s gold! My mum was an Avon lady (door to door makeup sales) when I was a small child, and I have vivid memories of being driven around our area with a bag of dried apricots to snack on. I hate to think of the mess my mother must have had to clean up after those suckers made the trip through me!
A guy I know many years ago was staying in a hunting camp in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. He was alone during the week (his job was to watch the place while everyone else was back in town, working.) The other hunters left him a plentiful supply of food, and more importantly, beer. One night he ate a whole bag of dried apples that must have weighed a couple of pounds, and proceeded to drink a prodigious amount of beer. A hint: don't ever do that. He claims to this day that the pain of the cramping was the worst pain he's ever experienced. When the rest of them returned the next Friday they had to move the camp latrine. He was in no shape to help them.
Giant raisins too funny lol
🤣🤣 Ahh kids
I love how wholesome, and yet so naughty, Sarah can be. It's a true art form to be able to perform comedy like this.
The word you are looking for is "funny". Just because that internet-fad adjective contains the word "whole", you can't use it to describe each property a human can have.
If you don't actually understand what "wholesome" means in this context, Einund, just say so.
This woman, and UK female comics in general, are refreshing, tell it like it is knowledge keepers and truth sayers of women’s experience. Love, love, love Sarah Millican.
Indeed
I love Sara Pascoe as much
Sarah sweet girl wants to be bad girl
Sara baaad girl pretends to be sweet :)
Same end result. Laugh & appreciate women
As a non native speaker, I have to thank Sarah for teaching me proper Geordie! Just love her!
Yas
@@louisebob5484 Soooo cute pic! 😊
as an american English speaker I had to turn on the captions and speed read.
She cracks me up, her delivery and sound reminds me of Robin Williams as Mrs Doubtfire. The fridge and cream pie scene 😂😂😂😂 HALLLOOOOOOO
@Marten Dekker To be fair, Mrs. Doubtfire's accent is muddled--like Stu's tan.
I'm not a massive ballet dancer; but if I were a ballet dancer, I'd clearly be a massive one.
Pun, irony and paradox all in one sentence, right from the start!! #adoration
Weres the paradox? I dont see it
@@juliusraben3526 I also don't see any irony. Whats the lad on about lol
A new take on Lady Catherine de Bourgh's comment in Pride and Prejudice on learning about music: "If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient." Well said, Sarah!
I really want to see her on Bake Off! As judge or participant.
Brilliant idea!🤣
Oh yes, she will be brilliant! 😀
"interactive bystander"
I’m pretty sure she did a stand up to cancer episode where she got to be a judge a few years ago, check All4 :)
That would be great
One of my favorite comedians. Down to earth, witty, hilarious!
It's only waterboarding if they're really sweaty 😂
She's golden
What do I call it? "Daddy can't breathe!"
Sarah is so funny always makes me laugh she isn’t afraid to tell it how it is.
I just absolutely adore how she says "Welcome to live at the Apollo!"
She sounds so welcoming
Yas
Duh! - maybe because she actually uses the word "welcome"?!
So refreshing to see a comic that is truly funny. Makes me laugh out loud.
Her delivery is spot on!!
Thanks to Sarah, claggy is officially a Geordie word.
Yas
I'm Canadian but it's gonna be my new word
not a Geordie but if it's hot and I say something like gonna need the loo when I get in (meaning like a wee) my fella asks if I'm claggy 🤣
@@kirstenweir633 lol. I love it...claggy
Where are you from? I'm from Toronto Ontario but I live closer to London Ontario now. I do know the loo lolI know a few British terms. I hope to visit one day. I have cousins who live there. Where you ask lol I have not clue.
Claggy has ALWAYS been a geordie word.....
Subscribing to Sarah Millican videos is one of the best things I've done 😊🤣
Yas
😂😂😂😂 I love this girl, she is a natural commedian.
I love this womans comedy, Makes me smile and laugh during these stressful times
I often wave at motorists. Sometimes I even use ALL of my fingers! 😂
I just absolutely love watching Sarah Millican. Honestly she helps me get through some rough times, laughter heals. Thank you Sarah Millican
Thanks for all the gut-busting laughs! You’re a treasure!
Sarah, I think your favorite moments in your own comedy is when people go "haha UGGHH".
You can tell your favorite moments because you give that little throaty giggle. I love hearing it, because I know you're proud of what you've just done to your audience
Sarah Milligan is the perfect person to make you laugh, when the world has made you feel like can’t. Absolutely star and comedy hero, love this woman.
I just LOVE her cheeky giggle!! Sarah's a gorgeous comedienne!! 😊👍
So funny!!! I absolutely love British humor!!! First time watching but won’t be the last!!
Love this lady ... she always makes me laugh out very loud on the horrendous of days xxx
In Louisiana we call that moisture 'swamp ass'. From what you've just stated, I suppose for everyone... down south is as down south does. Talk about cheeky.
Swamp ass - I LOVE that !!!😆
we call it swamp ass up in Vancouver,. BC, Canada, too, & have done so for at leat 50 years. . . & we compare it to opening up a grilled cheese sandwich. . .
God have I led a sheltered life.
@@NatandGeorge 🤣 I’m never looking at grilled cheese the same way
National treasure! Bloody love her!!!!
Do you ever still think that you are dreaming? You love this job so much and it shows. Thank you for your generosity during this pandemic. Stay well
the sweet dulcet tones, cheeping and tweeting, lovely lilting voice
AND THEN THE OCTAVE DROP.
she is Just Specatular!!! just a wonder to behold!! Lucky She's Ours, innit.
And that Giggle. how can I possibly hold my self to gether
Me and my wife laughed our arses off to this one. Not literally, but still!
Thank you!
I love Sarah, and went to see her live last year.
The funny thing is that I laugh more at her jokes on UA-cam, than I did seeing her live.
I don't know if I was too anxious about other people talking over the jokes, or too excited about seeing her live.
Maybe I'm more relaxed watching her online, for some reason.
She makes me laugh out loud.
Just found this on YT. I had never heard this before. I laughed so hard. Thank you 😊 I had a log day at work and I needed a good laugh. You are a delight. 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩😎😎
Same!
I'm not English, but I love Sarahs shows, my husband showed couple of videos some time ago and now I am addicted to Sarah Millican! As it says those diahes can wait and watch some more, but I love watching it while doing the housework🤩
Sarah you're just an amazing performer. Thank you so much for the laughs throughout the years!
I love your stories. I especially love that you named your cat Chief Brody because that was a movie I always enjoyed watching with my dad and brings back memories everytime I hear you mention it. 🧡
Yas
Aldi Swart .... We’re gonna need a bigger boat👍🏻😁
That's an awesome recollection mate. These moments are the best
This is 1st time watching you. We are laughing instead of crying. Thanks, we are from USA and love your accent.
Meh, why settle for one and not both? Crying with laughter is the way! ;)
Yet again, another brilliant performance. Thank you Sarah for making me laugh. 🤣
I had never heard of Sarah until I watched one of her videos today and she is soooooo....funny!!! Love her!!
Hi Sarah you have been keeping my brain amused and smiling throughout this pandemic please keep doing exactly what you do as you are the best at doing it :-)
Second time I've seen this one and still laugh.
Yas
as solid of a set as it gets! so ready to see you live when the world is on better terms. thanks for the post, many smiles from Indiana...cheers!
Sarah looks fab here! Good hair colour and cut. Good dress shape and colour. She is so naturally beautiful - brains, soul, and exterior - so seeing her so well-styled makes me soo happy!😊
Sarah is incredibly funny. I love watching her. LMAO every time I watch her videos. 😂
Sarah is such a great story teller and that dress looks absolutely amazing.
You always make me laugh I love your shows
Every time I watch your videos, I end up laughing so hard my eyes are watering. Thank you so much.
I love this woman ❤❤❤
She is on trending !!!! I’m soo proud!!!!!
i’m from kentucky and sometimes i can’t understand her 😭😭 but i love her so much!! cant stop watching her. keep it up :)
One of the easiest accents to understand in the UK at that.
Keep watching mate. Itll get easier to understand her after a while.😃
I turn the speed down to .75.
So clever, real, so funny..what a wonderful woman
She has great timing and cadence.
Love her accent love her humor
You are the BEST Sarah...I watch your episodes over and over again...and I do enjoy them each time...😘😘😘😘
I laugh until I cry.
THANKS FOR POSTING! So excited to see your new gig!
First time I read 'new wig' instead of 'new gig'. It almost brought out the keyboard warrior in me.
When she smile's , she out shine's the sun. 😊😊❤
... she smiles*, she out-shines* (third person, no apostrophe!)
@@einundsiebenziger5488 Doing the Lord's work.
Always spot on. Even on a rough day you can make me laugh! Thanks!
He helped me out of the boot ! 😂 cried laughing
Never gets old,I've watched this many times x
Brilliant
Thanks for posting this evening from 2014 Sarah. So fun how you interact with your audiences. You never know what some people will yell out if you ask the proper question.
I miss your videos reading your book to us every day for a time. Really looked forward to seeing you while I had my coffee. You help us lighten our hearts through tough times - Champion!!!
I love this woman! 🥰🥰
Sarah ,you are a British Gem!! Just wish this could have been longer.x
Yas
You always make me laugh no matter how down I am😊
Champion
Yas
Simply the best
I just recovered Sarah she is fabulous so funny love her
This performance was even more hilarious. Gosh, did I laugh. Thank you !!!
This is the first video that I have ever had to slow down.
75% speed sounds perfect for a southerners. Lol
Game changer
Thank you for an excuse to go back and watch it again!
😂 😂
Sent to my friends... we all need a good laugh!
I love yer show yer awesome love.
That was lovely. Thank you for sharing your genius.
One of my favorite comedians!!!
Love her, she doesn’t just make laugh, she makes me howl! Men can get “claggy” too, lol
😂😂😂 ohhh Noo HAHAHA
Rick Just loves “ SILLYMILLY” oh yes the funniest stand up currently, just so original 😂
I just had to watch this again, I think for the third time? #4??? Love it. And I get to thinking how comedians come up with a topic; it's a complete lack of embarrassment, isn't it? Pubic hair? Crotch smells? Everyday life, luv, just talked about with a 1,000 close friends. And the geordie accent. Gorgeous.
I have loved her for years! She never disappoints!!! I love how naughty she is!
Love love love this woman
Sarah you are stunning and I adore your comedy!! Keep it up, love!!
Absolutely the funniest , love her so much. Art
Great talent. What a gift
Just found out about you, binged a few of your stand up videos. Love it! Keep being awesome and hilarious! I love that you feed positivity and are not ashamed of anything and I respect the hell out if that!
-a new fan
I heard these jokes before but i still find her HILARIOUS. I can watch her again and again
Oh my goodness I'm so early to this I love you Sarah you're so funny and have made quarantine bearable
Yas
I love this woman
I love you so much 😂 my sides hurt.
Fantastic. She's fkn hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
*waves furiously* HI SARAH! LOVE YOUR CONTENT!
Went down a Jimmy Carr rabbit hole. Stand up special that turned into 8 out of 10 cat's Does Countdown. Spent weeks crying from laughter. Seen the Task Master show. Now UA-cam is giving me Apollo stand up. I'VE BEEN SO SHELTERED!!!
The visual images in my head have me laughing out loud! The things we woman have to put up with . . . plie coming up!! 🤣
I ADORE HER!!!! She's hilarious!!!!
Love your take on just about everything 😀😀
She’s wonderful
Who disliked this?!?!?!? She is gold!!!!!
woop woop keepin the victoria's wood flame alive! hello from belgium.
So freaking hilarious!! Love you Sarah!
When you did that little leg bend I wondered whether anyone else thought "Is that how she parts her hair?"
Yas
I thought 'hair down there' was so you could work the soap into a lather in the shower when you don't have a flannel handy.
Yas
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Wow! just a Baby! saving lives!
@Wow! just a Baby! um....yes you use a gentle soap, just don’t use it inside. The inside is self cleaning, the outside isn’t.