I Started a Cult.. | Secret Life Ep.2
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- Опубліковано 26 жов 2023
- In today's episode I build the fairground mound and start a cult! This is the newest edition of the 3rd life series where we are basically playing ultra hardcore, hearts don't regenerate. But we have a secret task to complete each session which can give us up to 10 hearts! Leave a like and comment and subscribe if you're new :D
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if I had a nickel for every time joel started a cult, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
Wait when was the 1st one?
@@How4re0123 Jeremyism in X life me thinks
@@lastlifejumboyeyeye
@@lastlifejumbo i dont know what you are talking about, it isnt a cult its just a religon worshipping Jeremey
@@lastlifejumbo oow thanks
the fact that he had pretty good luck with ores right after successfully starting a cult... the lore is lore-ing rn
Its so funny coming here after seeing Lizzie’s pov and knowing her task and seek Joel’s absolute nonchalance towards her
same
Joel is used to her apparently
He is just like: Yes, My wife is quirky. That's normal behaviour for her.
XD
Same
Yeah, I think the problem is Lizzie always acts like that, so people were finding it odd, but not that unusual. She should've spent the entire episode pretending to be scar and trying to trick people, that would've been more out of character
lizzie's first mistake was expecting joel to question what she was doing as though joel hasn't been yes-anding her antics for like thirteen years
Joel is the only person that would get a task to make a cult and be like "I've done that before".
Mumbo too
And Gem
And bdubs
to be fair, they never said the tasks were randomly assigned. so it makes sense to make the cult-starter start a cult! 😂
@@monatae9725I think that's changed now
Just coming back from Cleo’s video when she was panicking about looking for her pig, to coming here and seeing Joel finding a pig and being very confused is the funniest thing ever.
Yes!! The secrets are really creating a reason to look at other peoples perspectives 😂 I watched Cleos' and just had to go find out what Lizzie had going on 😅
he killed the pig!
The fact he killed the pig after being told by Lizzie it was Cleo’s a few minutes prior…
@@HankThePug1119I dont think Joel actually understood that cause he was still confused about the pig after Lizzy left
There's always smth happening in this server so i cant really blame him from actually acknowledging what she said
@ChocomelJuice yeah I'm like Joel def didn't not listen to her 🤣
as an og jeremyist, i am so so glad to see that joel is getting back into the cult business.
As another og jeremyist, you don't know how happy I was when I saw the title
Og jeremyist here I was beaming when I saw this!
I may not be an og jeremyist but I thought it was a religion surrounding jeremy and definite wasnt a cult
As another, another og jeremyist, history does repeat itself
not an og jeremyist but still a jeremyist and i was also very happy to see joel returning to his cult roots
joel has an extensive history as a cult leader...
shhh
In 1940??
@@McterrainYTno in your mum
Jeremy
A perfect resume
This would be Joel's first cult that he's made ever because Jeremyism is in no way a cult, it is a religion.
All religions are cults
Cults are religions
@@cupofmilkywaythat's what a cultist would say.
Same thing
@@cupofmilkywaybut religions aren’t cults, and I’m in a religion but not in any cults is you can trust me bro
Joel getting the cult task was absolutely targeted, the randomizer system knew what it was doing
The best bit is that AT LEAST 4 OF THEM have started cults before lol. Jeremyism, the mooners and the bumbo baggins (mumbo), the mycelium resistance (Mother Spore aka Grian), the Cult of the Law (Tim), and I remember lizzie did something too i forgot what it was called lol
If i had a nickel for every Life series member that started a cult, i'd have like 5
I'm not sure where the idea that the tasks are randomly assigned comes from. As far as I've seen, that's never been stated? I believe they were deliberately assigned.
@monatae9725 Probably, the person who decides the task is most likely not an active participant, though.
I expected nothing less, in fact, I’d be disappointed if you didn’t start a cult, Joel.
‘I don’t know, she’s a bit unhinged’ Amazing way to describe your wife Joel. 😂
No better way to start a Friday then with a video of Joel creating yet another cult (going on three I believe?) 😌😂
IKR
What was the third? I only know this and jeremyism.
@@marychristyshackelford5595 I actually don’t know, I just assumed given his track record there had to be another one somewhere in there 😂
@@BrockLogicGaming I mean depending on how you look at it, deniying that a god (xornoth) exists could be a cult. Or maybe being a god of lore, a cult of lore maybe?
I think I figured out the hardest tasks are ones where you have to get someone to *not* do something or go along with a bit. People are pretty willing to go along with anything in this series in case it's a task
Task idea: Create an annoying tune under someone’s base that will irritate them (could be like noteblocks, or a bunch of bells or doors or whatever!)
But this is a cool idea
That cool but weird too you now
😊
Good idea
@@VexMC.they said suggest tasks
Yeah but they said to suggest task ideas@@VexMC.
My task idea for Secret Life: at random points in the session, change different body parts of your skin to match with another players’ body part on their skin until your whole skin is completely different
Etho would automatically fail lol
@@windmillwinderetho said for the MCC he was in that he wouldn't refuse to change his skin, but in that one his team based their skins around him
Joel's new background music makes these videos sound like a training montage for him taking down all the false gods (Joel is the only god)
Nice to see that Joel has circled back to his true calling as a cult leader
Joel needs to honor the cult by making a small little place where members can chill and spread the word about appreciating perfectly round mounds
Task idea: Get Mumbo to say: “It’s simple, really!” In any context (bonus points if it’s for Redstone contraptions/j)
3 years later and Joel admits Jeremyism was a cult
i love how all the British people are like ayyyy a helter skelter and then there’s scar, that circus tent is new. or the other american people calling it a water slide lol
"it doesn't mean everyone can join the cult, if I just get *one* person, I'll call it a success"
"We're gonna recruit the entire server."
Welp, I guess we can see where this is heading, can't wait for the church building next episode!
This whole series already is the definition of out of context, and I'm all here for it
It's so funny watching other people with Jimmy appearing out of nowhere and being a menace 😂
Being American, I get my panic response triggered every time Joel says "helter-skelter". I find that very funny. Generational trauma is one hell of a drug.
I enjoy how the whole online players list is alphabetised, right till the end. Bigb and Impulse need to get it in order.
after seeing the trapdoor incident in another pov, I thought when Joel got his "start a cult" task that it had all somehow been his doing but no. still haven't figured out what's going on there and I've accepted that at this point. the mystery adds to its charm
It was Jimmy's task I think, to get everyone to shift into a house or something
It was a mix of Jimmy and Scar’s tasks. Jimmy kept invading peoples homes so that they would say “get out of here” for his task so he invaded Pearl’s house, and Scar’s task was to be Pearl’s hypeman so he kept bringing people to her house and it started a strange party 😂😂😂
and Mumbo actually started that trapdoor thing, so it was just really strange coincidence😂
Moment I read the title, I heard a lizzie voice in my mind saying, "Of course you did." That is quite a scary addiction.
this task is actually perfect for joel lmao
Ah yet another Minecraft series has a new cult thanks to Joel
… remember Jeremyisam
I find it funny how Joel gets the "Start a cult" task seeing has he has some...connections with it in the past let's say XD
Task idea: Only say yes to a specific person for the whole episode.
I think everyone is just being too nice and not calling ppl out on their shenanigans to help them out. BUT some ppl's tasks are TO BE CALLED OUT. and they are having a hard time with it 😂😂
The fairground mound has a good sound, get yourself a wolf and call him a hound, once he's been found let him run around
Joel’s task was absolutely on point this week.
Have a Joel never learned anything from the X Life series with Jeremyism, that starting a cult will get him into very sticky and weird situations… but I guess here goes again. I love it!
I love the video Joel, but I think the background music was a little intense for this one... it was going the entire time pretty loudly and a very energetic track
Absolutely agree. felt like there was no chill to be had lol
joel going builder mode in every Life series always amazes me!
If I hadn't seen Lizzies perspective first, I would've just assumed that the bee thing was normal. To me, Lizzie is the kind of person who if she was doing something normal, then I'd be *very* concerned!
we all got jeremyism flashbacks from joel’s task
I couldn’t think up a more suiting task for Joel to do than start a cult if I tried.
Time for my weekly dose of Joel's big mound
Joel not caring if his wife does crazy things because he’s used to it by now.
I love all the secret tasks lmao they've led to such bizarre and funny interactions
The fact that by the time Joel read his secret task I said "AGAIN??"
i like how in this series you can see, bits of other member's secret shenanigans laying/wandering around xd
Joel: I'm starting a cult!!
Me: not again! This is the second time this is happening
I feel like if anybody could do amazing with the start a cult secret and be 100% believed, it’s Joel
When you were told to start a cult, the first thing that popped into my head was finding the animal that looked the most like a mole and calling it Fair-emy (after your fairgrounds). The mound is much more creative.
What a fun episode! Congrats on starting another cult I guess? (Also, love the fun, lively music.)
Funny how this series has an incentive to watch all PoVs just to figure out what strange behavior was someone carrying out a task and what is just typical strange behavior. XD
If a had a nickel for everytime Joel started a cult in a series with life in the name I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Love the helter-skelter build idea, but I think a minecart track with one of those cart breakers at the bottom that sends the cart back to the top would work so much better for the slide than the water 🤓
You know it’s a great day when everyone uploads secret life again!
Anyone else been counting down the days til this next episode?
WAKE UP, THE KING HAS POSTED 🎉
Task idea: destroy someone’s base (used or not) and get away with it. It has to be noticeable damage though. This would be a hard task, but I think it would be entertaining
I'm starting to believe Joel didn't get that secret by accident
When i saw the title, i was like...
Joel... Not again...
OH OF COURSE JOEL STARTED A CULT ON THE 2ND EP
X-Life fans after reading the title: *here we go again!*
lizzie’s “OH NOOO IT’S GONE HORRIBLY WRONG” as it slowly fades away just made me laugh so hard
Task Idea: Do things that seem like they’re obviously a task and get called out for it 5 times
After being able to binge-watch the last series, I get so excited when a new episode is released then sad I gotta wait another week for the next one. Keep them coming!
whenever joel starts a cult you can tell the series is gonna be good XD
Task suggestion: #suggestions
-dinnerbone a pet of another player
-imprison someone for 5 minutes
-interrupt players talking by running past them screaming
The pain in Joel’s voice is so evident whenever he falls lmaoo
Task idea: forcefully make someone take damage because of you e.g. redstone contraption or luring a creeper or even using dispenser to shoot an arrow making them take fall damage. Up to you!
i missed this series so much
It terrifies me how reliant he is on the water bucket 😅 it’s great being used to it and ready to do a quick save if you can, but sprint jumping off 3-5 block heights frequently to clutch with the bucket really adds up every time there’s a slip and it makes me nervous lol
I like the sound of the fairground mound with a slide ride where no one has died
Yayyyyy more Joels Secret life! I love it!😆
Why does Joel always start a cult 😭😭
I wheezed at seeing that pig- so that’s where Cleo’s pig went😭😭
As a clown I very much enjoy that Joel is making his base a fair ground! 😂
I was just thinking how joel's base is really wholesome.
but the task was like.
nope, go make a cult.
TASK SUGGESTION:
(Secret Tunnel)
Make a secret tunnel connecting the bases of 3 other members to your own.
Coming from Grian's video and noticing each time the door changed spots was amazing
TASK IDEA (this is preethar, I have commented before :D)
A task where you pretend to do one of you previous tasks untill somebody guesses it. You can't tell anybody. If the guess it on their own, you win!
Why do I feel like Jeremyism is starting all over again.
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US-
This is such a good episode. Cudos to Joel!
You would have only seen this video for six minutes. I hate this comments to get attention
I don’t wanna be that guy but… *kudos
@@Bubbledazwoodthanks
Just came home from school, what a treat!
3:12 “slowly ride the water down” *proceeds to very quickly and recklessly fall down the water* 😂
love a good smallishhbeans video ,there always so funny, keep up the god work Joel
Suprised that it took you this long to make a cult tbh…
Just browsing the comments waiting for someone to pickup on the irony of Joel making a “ helter skelter” and Joel making a cult. Anyone?👀
Bro I just made a comment about this
Your fairground mound needs a merry-go-round
Based on the total this is gonna be a fun episode lol
Fr
Total?
@@cinamon146 meant title. Not sure how I managed that mistake haha
Can we just take the time to appreciate how much effort joel
puts into hes videos ❤❤❤❤
Bot
@@cinamon146hmmm,bee boop
Task sugestion: Congrats, you are sherlock Holmes. Find a mystery, secret, or crime and solve it. As a bonus, you are allowed to show your task to one other player who you trust and consider your Watson.
Flashbacks from another life kicking in...
«Constantly compare the people you are talking to with someone else saying they are worse(or they could do better) than them in areas for 25 minutes minimum» OR «Imitate a person(on the server) in behaviour and ideas for the whole session» ❤
👇 1 hour gang
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Griddy fo my mama
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Wait, but Joel literally TOLD Mumbo his task before he handed it in!? This is exactly how Impulse failed after telling Tango!? That's a dodgy success! 😬
jimmy: joel, what you building ‘ere?
joel: ‘elter skelter mate
the most northern thing ever 😭
12:36
3:32 I’m very glad what helter skelter brings to mind for the British was explained, bc I’d bet a good chunk of Americans would have the same thought I did, which is a much more serial killer line of thinking 😅
If I had a nickel for every time Joel started a cult I would have two. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
When I saw the title I was like “oh Joel…” BUT THEN WHEN I SAW HIS TASK I WAS LIKE, “OH!” 😭😭
I love how joel just ignores the gifts from the heart giver thing