I Started a Cult.. | Secret Life Ep.2

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  • @sunwurm
    @sunwurm Рік тому +1167

    lizzie's first mistake was expecting joel to question what she was doing as though joel hasn't been yes-anding her antics for like thirteen years

  • @kez6201
    @kez6201 Рік тому +1645

    the fact that he had pretty good luck with ores right after successfully starting a cult... the lore is lore-ing rn

  • @AlexGonzalez-ek5qo
    @AlexGonzalez-ek5qo Рік тому +3929

    Its so funny coming here after seeing Lizzie’s pov and knowing her task and seek Joel’s absolute nonchalance towards her

    • @smile2k2
      @smile2k2 Рік тому +36

      same

    • @RSiB-22
      @RSiB-22 Рік тому +147

      Joel is used to her apparently

    • @LordNNero
      @LordNNero Рік тому +290

      He is just like: Yes, My wife is quirky. That's normal behaviour for her.
      XD

    • @lilypainter666
      @lilypainter666 Рік тому +9

      Same

    • @FireMageLayn
      @FireMageLayn Рік тому +124

      Yeah, I think the problem is Lizzie always acts like that, so people were finding it odd, but not that unusual. She should've spent the entire episode pretending to be scar and trying to trick people, that would've been more out of character

  • @holssvsp
    @holssvsp Рік тому +6135

    if I had a nickel for every time joel started a cult, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

    • @How4re0123
      @How4re0123 Рік тому +63

      Wait when was the 1st one?

    • @lastlifejumbo
      @lastlifejumbo Рік тому +298

      @@How4re0123 Jeremyism in X life me thinks

    • @The_Theatrical_Swiftie
      @The_Theatrical_Swiftie Рік тому +20

      @@lastlifejumboyeyeye

    • @MoonLupin-fv8cv
      @MoonLupin-fv8cv Рік тому +169

      @@lastlifejumbo i dont know what you are talking about, it isnt a cult its just a religon worshipping Jeremey

    • @How4re0123
      @How4re0123 Рік тому +4

      @@lastlifejumbo oow thanks

  • @Cameroon20
    @Cameroon20 Рік тому +1363

    Just coming back from Cleo’s video when she was panicking about looking for her pig, to coming here and seeing Joel finding a pig and being very confused is the funniest thing ever.😂

    • @mikkosaarinen3225
      @mikkosaarinen3225 Рік тому +114

      Yes!! The secrets are really creating a reason to look at other peoples perspectives 😂 I watched Cleos' and just had to go find out what Lizzie had going on 😅

    • @MidnightGaming1221
      @MidnightGaming1221 Рік тому +34

      he killed the pig!

    • @HankThePug1119
      @HankThePug1119 Рік тому +53

      The fact he killed the pig after being told by Lizzie it was Cleo’s a few minutes prior…

    • @ChocomelJuice
      @ChocomelJuice Рік тому +42

      ​@@HankThePug1119I dont think Joel actually understood that cause he was still confused about the pig after Lizzy left
      There's always smth happening in this server so i cant really blame him from actually acknowledging what she said

    • @reekahstinks
      @reekahstinks Рік тому +5

      ​@ChocomelJuice yeah I'm like Joel def didn't not listen to her 🤣

  • @_Leila_
    @_Leila_ Рік тому +1698

    as an og jeremyist, i am so so glad to see that joel is getting back into the cult business.

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain Рік тому +77

      As another og jeremyist, you don't know how happy I was when I saw the title

    • @twin_m
      @twin_m Рік тому +39

      Og jeremyist here I was beaming when I saw this!

    • @diesel2805
      @diesel2805 Рік тому +22

      I may not be an og jeremyist but I thought it was a religion surrounding jeremy and definite wasnt a cult

    • @why_is_em_artz
      @why_is_em_artz Рік тому +13

      As another, another og jeremyist, history does repeat itself

    • @aanneliise
      @aanneliise Рік тому +11

      not an og jeremyist but still a jeremyist and i was also very happy to see joel returning to his cult roots

  • @krishivekhaash175
    @krishivekhaash175 Рік тому +804

    Joel is the only person that would get a task to make a cult and be like "I've done that before".

    • @levchenkodarya
      @levchenkodarya Рік тому +22

      Mumbo too

    • @meowtain9566
      @meowtain9566 Рік тому +21

      And Gem

    • @delaneykeller1389
      @delaneykeller1389 Рік тому +13

      And bdubs

    • @monatae9725
      @monatae9725 Рік тому +8

      to be fair, they never said the tasks were randomly assigned. so it makes sense to make the cult-starter start a cult! 😂

    • @LightMoon7890
      @LightMoon7890 Рік тому

      ​@@monatae9725I think that's changed now

  • @catsumc
    @catsumc Рік тому +502

    This would be Joel's first cult that he's made ever because Jeremyism is in no way a cult, it is a religion.

    • @Sinnixk
      @Sinnixk Рік тому +2

      All religions are cults

    • @cupofmilkyway
      @cupofmilkyway Рік тому +12

      Cults are religions

    • @nikkibrowning4546
      @nikkibrowning4546 Рік тому +17

      ​@@cupofmilkywaythat's what a cultist would say.

    • @delaneykeller1389
      @delaneykeller1389 Рік тому +2

      Same thing

    • @reagyman405
      @reagyman405 Рік тому +8

      @@cupofmilkywaybut religions aren’t cults, and I’m in a religion but not in any cults is you can trust me bro

  • @Puppygirll
    @Puppygirll Рік тому +978

    joel has an extensive history as a cult leader...

  • @kadeorade5296
    @kadeorade5296 Рік тому +737

    I expected nothing less, in fact, I’d be disappointed if you didn’t start a cult, Joel.

  • @erenender66
    @erenender66 Рік тому +274

    Joel getting the cult task was absolutely targeted, the randomizer system knew what it was doing

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 Рік тому +26

      The best bit is that AT LEAST 4 OF THEM have started cults before lol. Jeremyism, the mooners and the bumbo baggins (mumbo), the mycelium resistance (Mother Spore aka Grian), the Cult of the Law (Tim), and I remember lizzie did something too i forgot what it was called lol

    • @zer0dragonK
      @zer0dragonK Рік тому +12

      If i had a nickel for every Life series member that started a cult, i'd have like 5

    • @monatae9725
      @monatae9725 Рік тому +7

      I'm not sure where the idea that the tasks are randomly assigned comes from. As far as I've seen, that's never been stated? I believe they were deliberately assigned.

    • @zer0dragonK
      @zer0dragonK Рік тому +4

      @monatae9725 Probably, the person who decides the task is most likely not an active participant, though.

  • @babypurpleshulker-sj2sv
    @babypurpleshulker-sj2sv Рік тому +161

    ‘I don’t know, she’s a bit unhinged’ Amazing way to describe your wife Joel. 😂

  • @rhysorwhatever
    @rhysorwhatever Рік тому +788

    Task idea: Create an annoying tune under someone’s base that will irritate them (could be like noteblocks, or a bunch of bells or doors or whatever!)

  • @BrockLogicGaming
    @BrockLogicGaming Рік тому +455

    No better way to start a Friday then with a video of Joel creating yet another cult (going on three I believe?) 😌😂

    • @thomparker887
      @thomparker887 Рік тому +2

      IKR

    • @marychristyshackelford5595
      @marychristyshackelford5595 Рік тому +6

      What was the third? I only know this and jeremyism.

    • @BrockLogicGaming
      @BrockLogicGaming Рік тому +19

      @@marychristyshackelford5595 I actually don’t know, I just assumed given his track record there had to be another one somewhere in there 😂

    • @em.elizabeth7368
      @em.elizabeth7368 Рік тому +19

      @@BrockLogicGaming I mean depending on how you look at it, deniying that a god (xornoth) exists could be a cult. Or maybe being a god of lore, a cult of lore maybe?

  • @jasmindisney8787
    @jasmindisney8787 Рік тому +68

    I think I figured out the hardest tasks are ones where you have to get someone to *not* do something or go along with a bit. People are pretty willing to go along with anything in this series in case it's a task

  • @SlytChicken
    @SlytChicken Рік тому +200

    My task idea for Secret Life: at random points in the session, change different body parts of your skin to match with another players’ body part on their skin until your whole skin is completely different

    • @windmillwinder
      @windmillwinder Рік тому +15

      Etho would automatically fail lol

    • @Roboteer1
      @Roboteer1 Рік тому +10

      ​@@windmillwinderetho said for the MCC he was in that he wouldn't refuse to change his skin, but in that one his team based their skins around him

  • @ReignyRain
    @ReignyRain Рік тому +103

    "it doesn't mean everyone can join the cult, if I just get *one* person, I'll call it a success"
    "We're gonna recruit the entire server."
    Welp, I guess we can see where this is heading, can't wait for the church building next episode!

  • @Lily-qp9yh
    @Lily-qp9yh Рік тому +32

    i love how all the British people are like ayyyy a helter skelter and then there’s scar, that circus tent is new. or the other american people calling it a water slide lol

  • @rhysorwhatever
    @rhysorwhatever Рік тому +79

    Task idea: Get Mumbo to say: “It’s simple, really!” In any context (bonus points if it’s for Redstone contraptions/j)

  • @kawaii.universe2003
    @kawaii.universe2003 Рік тому +86

    Nice to see that Joel has circled back to his true calling as a cult leader

  • @SimsyHazel
    @SimsyHazel Рік тому +32

    Joel needs to honor the cult by making a small little place where members can chill and spread the word about appreciating perfectly round mounds

  • @Ch0pperTon
    @Ch0pperTon Рік тому +72

    Joel's new background music makes these videos sound like a training montage for him taking down all the false gods (Joel is the only god)

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 Рік тому +17

    Being American, I get my panic response triggered every time Joel says "helter-skelter". I find that very funny. Generational trauma is one hell of a drug.

  • @metalgnome3182
    @metalgnome3182 Рік тому +31

    I enjoy how the whole online players list is alphabetised, right till the end. Bigb and Impulse need to get it in order.

  • @rainyinautumn
    @rainyinautumn Рік тому +22

    after seeing the trapdoor incident in another pov, I thought when Joel got his "start a cult" task that it had all somehow been his doing but no. still haven't figured out what's going on there and I've accepted that at this point. the mystery adds to its charm

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain Рік тому +1

      It was Jimmy's task I think, to get everyone to shift into a house or something

    • @izbell
      @izbell Рік тому +1

      and Mumbo actually started that trapdoor thing, so it was just really strange coincidence😂

  • @aceofhearts2858
    @aceofhearts2858 Рік тому +28

    This whole series already is the definition of out of context, and I'm all here for it

  • @mikkosaarinen3225
    @mikkosaarinen3225 Рік тому +27

    It's so funny watching other people with Jimmy appearing out of nowhere and being a menace 😂

  • @Abiq4il
    @Abiq4il Рік тому +33

    3 years later and Joel admits Jeremyism was a cult

  • @meetgor534
    @meetgor534 Рік тому +19

    Moment I read the title, I heard a lizzie voice in my mind saying, "Of course you did." That is quite a scary addiction.

  • @alexeysimushov4971
    @alexeysimushov4971 Рік тому +21

    Have a Joel never learned anything from the X Life series with Jeremyism, that starting a cult will get him into very sticky and weird situations… but I guess here goes again. I love it!

  • @Yeobeen.lovingme
    @Yeobeen.lovingme Рік тому +4

    If I hadn't seen Lizzies perspective first, I would've just assumed that the bee thing was normal. To me, Lizzie is the kind of person who if she was doing something normal, then I'd be *very* concerned!

  • @randomgirl7163
    @randomgirl7163 Рік тому +9

    I think everyone is just being too nice and not calling ppl out on their shenanigans to help them out. BUT some ppl's tasks are TO BE CALLED OUT. and they are having a hard time with it 😂😂

  • @jwhitely7
    @jwhitely7 Рік тому +7

    The fairground mound has a good sound, get yourself a wolf and call him a hound, once he's been found let him run around

  • @catsumc
    @catsumc Рік тому +8

    I find it funny how Joel gets the "Start a cult" task seeing has he has some...connections with it in the past let's say XD

  • @hxlly_27
    @hxlly_27 Рік тому +47

    Ah yet another Minecraft series has a new cult thanks to Joel
    … remember Jeremyisam

  • @MissEliseIsTired
    @MissEliseIsTired Рік тому +5

    When you were told to start a cult, the first thing that popped into my head was finding the animal that looked the most like a mole and calling it Fair-emy (after your fairgrounds). The mound is much more creative.

  • @LBTS1389
    @LBTS1389 Рік тому +21

    Joel’s task was absolutely on point this week.

  • @lauren9226
    @lauren9226 Рік тому +17

    What a fun episode! Congrats on starting another cult I guess? (Also, love the fun, lively music.)

  • @chars9385
    @chars9385 Рік тому +3

    Coming from Grian's video and noticing each time the door changed spots was amazing

  • @YamaguchiEtsuko
    @YamaguchiEtsuko Рік тому +5

    I love all the secret tasks lmao they've led to such bizarre and funny interactions

  • @ShamIsClueless
    @ShamIsClueless Рік тому +23

    this task is actually perfect for joel lmao

  • @paperoses
    @paperoses Рік тому +10

    joel going builder mode in every Life series always amazes me!

  • @somnicora
    @somnicora Рік тому +8

    After being able to binge-watch the last series, I get so excited when a new episode is released then sad I gotta wait another week for the next one. Keep them coming!

  • @amel1a_
    @amel1a_ Рік тому +3

    jimmy: joel, what you building ‘ere?
    joel: ‘elter skelter mate
    the most northern thing ever 😭
    12:36

  • @darkskull1-132
    @darkskull1-132 Рік тому +4

    Love the helter-skelter build idea, but I think a minecart track with one of those cart breakers at the bottom that sends the cart back to the top would work so much better for the slide than the water 🤓

  • @mostdefinitelynotadurian
    @mostdefinitelynotadurian Рік тому +2

    i like how in this series you can see, bits of other member's secret shenanigans laying/wandering around xd

  • @Tiger-Lilly09
    @Tiger-Lilly09 Рік тому +19

    Task idea: Only say yes to a specific person for the whole episode.

  • @lckittyqueen
    @lckittyqueen Рік тому +5

    1:47 hmm....I’m getting the strangest sense of deja vu....

  • @fowox_
    @fowox_ Рік тому +26

    You know it’s a great day when everyone uploads secret life again!

  • @insomniacnerd5592
    @insomniacnerd5592 Рік тому +13

    I couldn’t think up a more suiting task for Joel to do than start a cult if I tried.

  • @HopeRose75FW-qm5hi
    @HopeRose75FW-qm5hi Рік тому +9

    Joel not caring if his wife does crazy things because he’s used to it by now.

  • @Evie0h
    @Evie0h Рік тому +2

    It terrifies me how reliant he is on the water bucket 😅 it’s great being used to it and ready to do a quick save if you can, but sprint jumping off 3-5 block heights frequently to clutch with the bucket really adds up every time there’s a slip and it makes me nervous lol

  • @Vannieeee
    @Vannieeee Рік тому +28

    Time for my weekly dose of Joel's big mound

  • @Bubbledazwood
    @Bubbledazwood Рік тому +5

    Task idea: destroy someone’s base (used or not) and get away with it. It has to be noticeable damage though. This would be a hard task, but I think it would be entertaining

  • @Neverbeenabacon
    @Neverbeenabacon Рік тому +4

    Task idea: forcefully make someone take damage because of you e.g. redstone contraption or luring a creeper or even using dispenser to shoot an arrow making them take fall damage. Up to you!

  • @shilpi7902
    @shilpi7902 Рік тому +2

    Joel: I'm starting a cult!!
    Me: not again! This is the second time this is happening

  • @maryblackwell6083
    @maryblackwell6083 Рік тому +3

    I feel like if anybody could do amazing with the start a cult secret and be 100% believed, it’s Joel

  • @zaramacintosh7773
    @zaramacintosh7773 Рік тому +2

    lizzie’s “OH NOOO IT’S GONE HORRIBLY WRONG” as it slowly fades away just made me laugh so hard

  • @Annaexma
    @Annaexma Рік тому +5

    The fact that by the time Joel read his secret task I said "AGAIN??"

  • @orangeflyblossom
    @orangeflyblossom Рік тому +1

    Task ideas:
    1- acquire 5 minutes of consecutive (2 people) boat time.
    2-put scars camel 100 blocks in the air and back down without it dying
    3-make 30x30 block pixel art of any secret life member you choose (without anyone seeing you)

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon Рік тому +5

    Funny how this series has an incentive to watch all PoVs just to figure out what strange behavior was someone carrying out a task and what is just typical strange behavior. XD

  • @nini2488
    @nini2488 Рік тому +1

    Task suggestion: #suggestions
    -dinnerbone a pet of another player
    -imprison someone for 5 minutes
    -interrupt players talking by running past them screaming

  • @DragonArt-Z
    @DragonArt-Z 6 місяців тому +4

    Everyone who watched this video probably read the book and are therefore also part of the cult of the round mound, meaning there are at least 416k members.

  • @chellecollins552
    @chellecollins552 Рік тому +1

    Grians laugh around 15:55 gets me EVERY TIME. 😂😂😂

  • @lottepegacorn
    @lottepegacorn Рік тому +5

    we all got jeremyism flashbacks from joel’s task

  • @mistycomet9760
    @mistycomet9760 Рік тому

    14:28 stuff like this can ONLY happen in Secret Life, and I love it for that

  • @wendrixubal5504
    @wendrixubal5504 Рік тому +4

    I was just thinking how joel's base is really wholesome.
    but the task was like.
    nope, go make a cult.

  • @ashm9829
    @ashm9829 Рік тому +2

    I have a feeling “mound” and anything that rhymes with it will be the new “AHA” and I am here for it

  • @KodaCreatez
    @KodaCreatez Рік тому +24

    If a had a nickel for everytime Joel started a cult in a series with life in the name I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

  • @dustin_42489
    @dustin_42489 7 днів тому

    The fact that you build you base called a helter skelter whilst getting a tadk to start a cult is just too perfect. What a coincidence!

  • @ilanaghosh8671
    @ilanaghosh8671 Рік тому +4

    whenever joel starts a cult you can tell the series is gonna be good XD

  • @jwhitely7
    @jwhitely7 Рік тому +1

    I like the sound of the fairground mound with a slide ride where no one has died

  • @MysticAthena
    @MysticAthena Рік тому +8

    Yayyyyy more Joels Secret life! I love it!😆

  • @Jessica18010
    @Jessica18010 Рік тому +2

    I wheezed at seeing that pig- so that’s where Cleo’s pig went😭😭

  • @ReklessTW
    @ReklessTW Рік тому +6

    I'm starting to believe Joel didn't get that secret by accident

  • @kate34101
    @kate34101 Рік тому +1

    since Helter Skelter was a song that inspired a cult I absolutely love the irony of that build. I thought it was intentional at first!

  • @Just_invis
    @Just_invis Рік тому +5

    The pain in Joel’s voice is so evident whenever he falls lmaoo

  • @ZoneEEEEEEEEEEEE
    @ZoneEEEEEEEEEEEE Рік тому

    19:42 "I need to keep these hearts" immediately before jumping off a cliff

  • @wooden_p1ckaxe932
    @wooden_p1ckaxe932 Рік тому +10

    I love the video Joel, but I think the background music was a little intense for this one... it was going the entire time pretty loudly and a very energetic track

  • @brujosol
    @brujosol Рік тому

    All this time, I've enjoyed the Beatles' song Helter Skelter, and I had an idea that it was a slide, but I didn't realize that it was a specific kind of slide. Thank you for continuing my edification as a culturally aware human being.

  • @Picobits
    @Picobits Рік тому +5

    Anyone else been counting down the days til this next episode?

  • @jennymay9793
    @jennymay9793 Рік тому

    Chaotic fun, feather falling going to be handy so you don't get damaged on little jumps, not so much on big falls, easy task and fun 😊.

  • @virikiss
    @virikiss Рік тому +3

    OH OF COURSE JOEL STARTED A CULT ON THE 2ND EP

  • @ngaipie
    @ngaipie Рік тому

    Task suggestions:
    > Get someone to buy a common mob off you
    > Spend 1 minute to find a skin and get one person to wear it for over 20 minutes
    > Gaslight 3 people into thinking they have something that they don't
    > Make somebodies base unaccessible
    > Accuse 5 people of destroying something you did
    > In 4 interactions act restless and you cant stay still
    > Get someone to trade something that doesn't exist
    > Just scream whenever you see Cleo
    > Get 10 people to think you have failed, (even at the end of session)

  • @J3LLYXOXO
    @J3LLYXOXO Рік тому +4

    WAKE UP, THE KING HAS POSTED 🎉

  • @A.xjrmusicyt
    @A.xjrmusicyt Місяць тому

    the background music right at the start goes hard af. Also, this is my first time watching this, as I only used to watch Lizzie's POV's on these, but never watched this one, while UA-cam "fell off" for me.
    edit: the fact that the music then increases in volume during the terracotta mining session is awesome.

  • @mellina118
    @mellina118 Рік тому +3

    When i saw the title, i was like...
    Joel... Not again...

  • @brantjustilian3791
    @brantjustilian3791 Рік тому +1

    The oldest part of my town was actually build on top of a mound. A mound originally made by groups of natives sucking oysters, and clams out of the Bayou.

  • @loading.inn.
    @loading.inn. Рік тому +2

    i missed this series so much

  • @wre3nnnn
    @wre3nnnn Рік тому +2

    at least you have experience in making cults

  • @Katy_Lagos
    @Katy_Lagos Рік тому +4

    This is such a good episode. Cudos to Joel!

    • @pezdoma5674
      @pezdoma5674 Рік тому

      You would have only seen this video for six minutes. I hate this comments to get attention

    • @Bubbledazwood
      @Bubbledazwood Рік тому +1

      I don’t wanna be that guy but… *kudos

    • @Katy_Lagos
      @Katy_Lagos Рік тому

      @@Bubbledazwoodthanks

  • @shilpi7902
    @shilpi7902 Рік тому +1

    Joel basically starting another cult literally screams - Its not a phase mom!!!!!
    btw the idea is just so hilarious

  • @ReignyRain
    @ReignyRain Рік тому +5

    X-Life fans after reading the title: *here we go again!*

  • @maskedbandit16
    @maskedbandit16 Рік тому

    3:12 “slowly ride the water down” *proceeds to very quickly and recklessly fall down the water* 😂

  • @NicoGmines
    @NicoGmines Рік тому +3

    TASK SUGGESTION:
    (Secret Tunnel)
    Make a secret tunnel connecting the bases of 3 other members to your own.

  • @AMirrorCat
    @AMirrorCat Рік тому +2

    Task Idea: Do things that seem like they’re obviously a task and get called out for it 5 times

  • @Lyneyloverxo
    @Lyneyloverxo Рік тому +3

    Why do I feel like Jeremyism is starting all over again.

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain Рік тому

      ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US-

  • @Just_invis
    @Just_invis Рік тому +2

    Video title: I started a cult
    Me: *flashbacks to jeremyism*

  • @itsmehbxbbeh996
    @itsmehbxbbeh996 Рік тому +6

    love a good smallishhbeans video ,there always so funny, keep up the god work Joel

  • @dinonerdboiowo2431
    @dinonerdboiowo2431 Рік тому +2

    TASK IDEA (this is preethar, I have commented before :D)
    A task where you pretend to do one of you previous tasks untill somebody guesses it. You can't tell anybody. If the guess it on their own, you win!