I’m from the tristate and had a million friends like Chrissy, it was surprising to me to learn so many people don’t like him. I find his humor totally relatable & funny
HE turned these bad comedy minutes into great content for himself and for the owners of the Mets and I'm sure they love the publicity of him telling it on his podcast and now the biggest podcast in the world. He wore that shirt purposely to tell that story. Good on him
@miken2968 was just being honest...isn't the point of going on JRE to increase your profile? I sure as hell watched that episode of Hey Babe after I watched this.
lol I still remember going to this gd game. Idk if you meant that ironically but holy hell this story is so hilarious bc it’s true. He ate SHIT during his random little set. It felt like a setup or punishment . It’s so much better knowing cohen actually did set him up
I don’t care anything that he says after the fact that he masturbated and his essence got onto the shirt that he wanted to wear… Pretty fucking stupid goodbye
there really should be a compilation of "quintessential New York stories that will have you dying with laughter." someone build a playlist, or refer me to one. I'm hooked.
Look there’s so much content around JR but there’s something about this that is just the best. I called it top 10 but I’m gonna put it in the top three that is the best story I’ve ever heard because it’s real.
I met Chris Distefano at Yankee stadium 11 years ago on a school field trip. We recognized him from Bro Code on MTV, he took pics with us, was courteous and nice. That being said my mother worked at shea and citi for 25 years, I lived in Jackson heights 10 minutes away next to Junction Boulevard and Roosevelt, always been a Mets fan runs in the family lol.
This guy has a gift for telling stories, that's his true comedic talent right there. I can imagine anybody else just saying "I bombed" but this guy tells the story in such a funny way.
Every time I've heard this story it's changed drastically. I'm all for comics working on their bits but maybe don't tell it 10 different times on big podcasts
I’m not sure if they like you, they might like laughing at you & it’s easy to confuse that; especially when the other person is in a higher social status than you & you want them to like you.
As a life long living in the Bronx, I've always been a Mets fan. Those that lived along the New England through - way (north Bronx) we had distant view of the old Shea stadium. When the Mets would win they would let off fireworks 🎇. I would always run to the window to see the fireworks as a child. Been a fan ever since. As an adult living near Yankee stadium (ironically) never felt any hate because ugh it's just a team. I actually ran my first 5k inside Yankee stadium.
His reason for wearing the Mets shirt is absolutely insane. Batman couldn’t have beat that information out of me
Thats what he calls his right 🖐🏼…. BATMAN 😣 Yeah I would’ve kept 🤐 too 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who nuts on themselves while firing off some knuckle children.. at the very least find an old shirt or sock, like the good Lord intended 🙄
😂
LOL
He violated the NDA within 48 hours 😂😂
As one does
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Two stories in one. He put the worm on the hook with that first one and yanked me in with the second. He's a master baiter
Well done sir.
Classic!
Geezus man this is one of the top comments. Good job sir!
I would've told a story of messy masticating over messy masturbating.
LMAOOOO
" it doesn't feel like they are going to like you " 😂😂
Rock solid read lol
i died, DIED at that
Hilarious
Joe was dying I haven't heard him laugh this hard in a minute 🤣😂
Yeah him, Theo, and Protect Our Parks
Chris and Joe have a similar vibe they have a great chemistry
Chris may have bombed 3 times, but his story was hilarious!
Joe was READY for a classic Distefano story
I’m from the tristate and had a million friends like Chrissy, it was surprising to me to learn so many people don’t like him. I find his humor totally relatable & funny
Even the com on the shirt part..?
He’s a closet homosexual
@@tehlurfry679yes that shit was funny af
I saw him YEARS ago at a small theater in Port Jefferson, NY. He was hilarious, his siri skit was awesome
HE turned these bad comedy minutes into great content for himself and for the owners of the Mets and I'm sure they love the publicity of him telling it on his podcast and now the biggest podcast in the world. He wore that shirt purposely to tell that story. Good on him
I’m pretty sure jizz was involved in his decision 😂
Yea he wanted to give back obviously....and i think he succeeded.
Steve Cohen is a human trash bag
And was able to segue wacking off into Mets owner stories
Yes, but he still managed to shit on the Mets by using it as a cum sock 🤣
I love how chris just takes his chances 😂
I know. Especially moving his family because he wanted to live closer to a bagel spot lol
I'm pretty sure the Cohens keep around Chris the same way King Henry VIII kept around his court jester.
At the end of the day they are just rich jesters 🎉🃏
I sincerely love this Chris guy. Such a relatable dude.
his stories about his dad are the best
“At some point , I don’t know who threw it …a shrimp bounced off my chest” 😂😂
Not sure how much of that story was a bit, but that was lol As long as Rogan laughs
Chris Distefano’s best comedy comes from bombing at comedy.
Remember the days Chissy talked about never being on Rogan. 3 times now
I still remember when people like Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon talked about it and they've since been on countless times.
I do remember those days. Good times.
I remember correctly it's joe list and him for the longest right?
@@alex-lw7qt took shane a while too now look at him
Somebody hit me with a shrimp
This is actually an amazing story about overcoming adversity and coming out on top, good life lesson in this
Genuinely a great storyteller.
Hands down best JRE clip I’ve seen in awhile. Hilarious.
I hear Joe Rogan laugh, I immediately start laughing too.
omg, I don't love Chris but I'm in tears right now! Real, honest, and raw. Best story I've heard in a long time.
Why say the 1st part?
@miken2968 was just being honest...isn't the point of going on JRE to increase your profile? I sure as hell watched that episode of Hey Babe after I watched this.
Chris D, golden info, love your story telling, jokes and pods...Keep Rollin Bro!
Shit the story alone made me a Mets fan🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agreed lol
Take it from a suffering Mets fan dont do it run 😅
@@Davyboy87 life of suffering huh? 😅
@@Giiiiiiiooooooooo you have no idea 🤣
The fact that Chrissy has Joe laughing like that every time he comes on the podcast, you know this boy is a true comedian❤
There’s no way this clip needed to be added individually 😂
lol I still remember going to this gd game. Idk if you meant that ironically but holy hell this story is so hilarious bc it’s true. He ate SHIT during his random little set. It felt like a setup or punishment . It’s so much better knowing cohen actually did set him up
Holy hell it’s a T-shirt. People from the NE are so strange. Who cares?
I don’t care anything that he says after the fact that he masturbated and his essence got onto the shirt that he wanted to wear… Pretty fucking stupid goodbye
This was a great video. Took some shrooms 30 mins ago I’m laughing like Joe but worse
@@camcambambam5128 Time for cartoons and Zeppelin.
This guy Chris always is a good story teller
Gross intro there on the clip, Jamie... heh.
You liked it though 🤷♀️
TMI at the begginning, the story saved him lol
Coming from the OF model
Great intro Jamie, more of these please🎉
"Jamie, pull up the video of that bear decapitating the OF thot." - All manly men
It doesn't feel like they are gunna like you. GOLD
Distefanopolous at your soivice 😂
I was at the Mets vs Cubs game! First time in NY and first time in a Baseball stadium! Citi Field is a memory I’ll never forget!
Chris KILLS Joe with his bombing stories, hilarious
I always think Chris Distefano is a jiu jitsu fighter
More like a Jew Jizzsu fighter 👽
This was one of the funniest clips from JRE 😂😂
That had to be the funniest 14 min of my life🤣
there really should be a compilation of "quintessential New York stories that will have you dying with laughter." someone build a playlist, or refer me to one. I'm hooked.
This may be the greatest clip of JRE ever!
Chrissy stories Destefano , his 9/11 story killed me. His story’s about his dad kill me, another great one! Love you Chrissy!
1:14 🥰 That laugh was awesome.
Wby would you release the clips before the episode, Jaimooo!?!? DAMNIT, JAIMOOO!!!!
Brilliant marketing, makes more people want to watch the whole episode
Look there’s so much content around JR but there’s something about this that is just the best. I called it top 10 but I’m gonna put it in the top three that is the best story I’ve ever heard because it’s real.
Dude the way Joe wheezed after Chris said “it doesn’t seem like they’re gonna like you” has me rolling 😂😂
This is THE story for comedians 🤣🤣 a story that goes from *painfully* awkward to incredibly wholesome is the BEST hahaha
We’ve all had that friend with absolutely no shame 😂
I met Chris Distefano at Yankee stadium 11 years ago on a school field trip. We recognized him from Bro Code on MTV, he took pics with us, was courteous and nice. That being said my mother worked at shea and citi for 25 years, I lived in Jackson heights 10 minutes away next to Junction Boulevard and Roosevelt, always been a Mets fan runs in the family lol.
I love this channel for the entertainment value, but this the funniest video I've watched in long time. Lmmfao.
W for Joe with the Mets and android relationship lmao
i love him forever, history hyenas was my fav podcast of allll timeeeeeeeeeeee
This maybe my favourite Rogan story …
Joes heart dropped when he mentioned ndas 🤣🤣
This is gonna be apart of one of those “Joe Rogan dying laughing compilation” videos
"it doesn't feel like there gonna like you" LMAOOOOO
Yanny can’t believe it 😂
Chris has a 🐐 smile and Joe has a 🐐 laugh 😂😂😂
I love how amusing Joe finds Chris hahahaha
13:27 making sure he didnt just ruin that shirt too
This guy has a gift for telling stories, that's his true comedic talent right there. I can imagine anybody else just saying "I bombed" but this guy tells the story in such a funny way.
Chris Distafano understood the assignment❌🤣
Every time I've heard this story it's changed drastically. I'm all for comics working on their bits but maybe don't tell it 10 different times on big podcasts
Can’t find the stadium video on his instagram. Anyone know where to find it?
Big fan of Kock! Hilarious! Tommy Mottola had the best line of the night.
Not a huge Distefano fan but this story was gold. Gold Jerry.
Sweet story. I needed this
If you enjoy the soothing sounds of Joe Rogan laughing then this video is for you
PaulyToon needs to get a hold of this one for sure.
10:31 The sound that Rogan makes is hilarious. Straight out of Ren and Stimpy
Thank god he isn't wearing those gay glasses this time. Atta boy chrissy.
Great story
Where’s the ep?
"It doesn't feel like they are gonna like you."
1:24 i cant wait for this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Incredible story teller
Crying over this. Gotta give it to you for the willingness to be present.
This is such a crazy story, feels like a movie plot
That Mets shirt looks so clean tho. He should be a regular on JRE.
I like Chris and I love the Mets. So awesome combo
This is a great story
I’m not sure if they like you, they might like laughing at you & it’s easy to confuse that; especially when the other person is in a higher social status than you & you want them to like you.
"It's comedy" is a great take
Word gets used waaaaay too much but this is a definite exception - fuckin LEGENDARY‼️‼️‼️
This is golden just put Chris through the worst situations in comedy it’s hilarious
Humility at its finest. I respect it
This guy is gonna be a killer grandpa telling crazy stories to the grandkids lmaoo
This was amazing! Laughed sooo hard with Joe :D
"It doesn't feel like they're going to like you....."
As a life long living in the Bronx, I've always been a Mets fan. Those that lived along the New England through - way (north Bronx) we had distant view of the old Shea stadium. When the Mets would win they would let off fireworks 🎇. I would always run to the window to see the fireworks as a child. Been a fan ever since. As an adult living near Yankee stadium (ironically) never felt any hate because ugh it's just a team. I actually ran my first 5k inside Yankee stadium.
I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.
Classic JRE 😂
Show the ep!
Chrissy D finally did his dream, a JRE podcast on UA-cam, not Spotify kid.
This is Top 5 comedy stories of all time
best guest in awhile... some good laughs
I literally just spit my coffee out on my mac book when he said "heres what happened"
4:18
My thoughts exactly.
Love This!!!
"But they still like me" bruh how
Great story!!!
His set with the annoying laugh guy is hilarious also 😂
Greatest story ever laughter is contagious
Chris, you passed the fraternity initiation.
i love steve cohen. best owner in sports.
The friends seeing him at the Mets game.