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  • Chris DiStefano is a stand-up comic and the host of "Chrissy Chaos" and "Christories." He also co-hosts "Hey Babe!" alongside Sal Vulcano. His latest special, "Speshy Weshy," is available to stream on Netflix.
    www.chrisdcomedy.com

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  • @kellsbellls
    @kellsbellls 14 днів тому +3036

    "Do you have friends you can talk to?"
    "Yeah, but they call me gay" 😂😂😂

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 14 днів тому

      He stole that joke from Yannis who used to say it on History Hyenas, 6 years ago

    • @visualhorrorstories
      @visualhorrorstories 14 днів тому +88

      Good friends 👍

    • @pivitmazter
      @pivitmazter 14 днів тому

      No wonder they do hes trans

    • @leoluo0414
      @leoluo0414 14 днів тому +113

      They kinda have a point

    • @4nnunaki
      @4nnunaki 14 днів тому +15

      I lost it when i heard that.

  • @RG32107
    @RG32107 14 днів тому +4098

    5 minutes into this and I can fully understand why his family is so stressed out

    • @marion882
      @marion882 14 днів тому +4

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @the2ndmask
      @the2ndmask 14 днів тому +57

      I was looking for this comment thanks

    • @Kushgroove234
      @Kushgroove234 14 днів тому +165

      This dude is clearly unhinged lol
      No idea how someone gets to this point in their life and still is oblivious

    • @KennyPagley
      @KennyPagley 14 днів тому +114

      @@Kushgroove234it just be that way sometimes, he’s clearly a successful guy so let him cook and figure his stuff out. I personally find him very entertaining and the JRE to be the perfect place for me to enjoy him.

    • @jab414
      @jab414 14 днів тому +125

      Incredibly selfish, self-absorbed and annoying.

  • @nhr27
    @nhr27 10 днів тому +132

    This was the best comedian interview ever. He explains anxiety better than I’ve ever heard. He’s a true comedian, as in he’s just naturally funny. Great storyteller as I could imagine everything he said, as he said it. His whole story should be made into a movie, starring him.

    • @elizabethwofford1685
      @elizabethwofford1685 10 днів тому +1

      He did a pilot episode years ago about his life. It never got picked up though. That was years ago. I believe around the time he was doing guy code.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 4 дні тому

      getting your donger nailed to the wall is some next level David Blaine stuff

  • @CieraOusley
    @CieraOusley 13 днів тому +157

    Chris is talking about feelings that people with anxiety have but never say out loud. Thank you!!!!!!

    • @coleesser1188
      @coleesser1188 11 днів тому +5

      He shoulda kept that shit in. People don’t care. Keep working.

    • @dewmontain123
      @dewmontain123 11 днів тому +1

      "Famous" comedian talking about how he lives his horrible anxiety ridden life. Boohoo

    • @user-gu4by6zn1z
      @user-gu4by6zn1z 10 днів тому

      Been waiting for this comment, love his tangents

    • @yiyomi3749
      @yiyomi3749 10 днів тому

      @@dewmontain123you realize mental illness is also genetic right?

    • @jarettpeart6846
      @jarettpeart6846 23 години тому

      You mean the feelings they won't shut up about 😂

  • @Swoozy724
    @Swoozy724 14 днів тому +3607

    I still laugh at Theo saying he looks like a deaf wrestler. 😂

    • @therondon8437
      @therondon8437 14 днів тому +174

      Lmao, why does that make so much sense 😂

    • @marion882
      @marion882 14 днів тому +7

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @Swoozy724
      @Swoozy724 14 днів тому +33

      @@BrettM-lw2zt ah yes that was it. I stand corrected. But it’s kind of the same vibe. 😂

    • @DapperCracker512
      @DapperCracker512 14 днів тому +27

      Theo also on a Sirius show said he looks really "Dutch". I still laugh at that every time I see him. 😂

    • @TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord
      @TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord 14 днів тому

      @@therondon8437mullet does wonders

  • @vokedx2086
    @vokedx2086 14 днів тому +575

    "can I have those edibles?" after giving the most paranoid and anxious rant for 5 minutes

    • @alenabazovski
      @alenabazovski 12 днів тому +4

      Ahahahahaha, i don't know the man and he seems like a good person but his is going 1000 kmh an hour, but the shit with the edibles just like you say he starts and doesn't shut up for the first 5 minutes and by the way until the rest of the show probably, I'm 34 minutes in and his still ratatatatata😂

    • @markmanter6508
      @markmanter6508 12 днів тому +9

      You can’t have Chrissy without the Chaos!

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 12 днів тому +4

      Idk him personally, but when I started having anxiety like him I eventually realized that I had to stop smoking...
      The weed that is around now is nothing like the weed from like 15 years ago that just made you giggle .. the weed now is just too potent and the high is just too intense and is not fun at all anymore... And when I quit it got a little bit better... I didnt stop having anxiety all together but the weed definitely wasn't helping at all

    • @Tony-hs8sc
      @Tony-hs8sc 12 днів тому +14

      Yo I am listening to soooo many hate and make fun of his rant but honestly - I didn’t even know this guy before seeing this so I have no opinion personally w him - but I looked him up and he’s a successful millionaire and rising star …. Most of our elite “celebrities “ have TEAMS of PR firms and publicist and other media hacks paid tons to cover up , hide , and make problems disappear so that their client looks like a great person. At least he said what he was thinking and spoke openly and honestly …
      That is a real person. And everyone commenting and being sarcastic or snarky is f’ing nuts cause their lives are far far far from perfect and yet he didn’t do what most fake ass rich celebrities do and he’s now a joke to everyone?
      It’s not nice. And not fair. He coulda just blew himself the entire interview and projected that life is perfect and most people would blindly clap and suck D and he spoke like he would to a friend and was honest - We need more of this rather than more of the bottom feeders hating while most likely the people speaking are spouse less and make no money and pretend things are great becuase they are narcissistic

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 11 днів тому

      Lol

  • @joeyfleming804
    @joeyfleming804 10 днів тому +20

    Chris is definitely one if my favorite guests on here. He makes my stomach hurt from laughing so hard, and the way he talks about his anxiety brings me comfort as someone who also has anxiety. Great episode

  • @MrRyan-fd9rd
    @MrRyan-fd9rd 5 днів тому +14

    10 minutes in and this dude said more words than I do in a single week

  • @schnitzel_crumbs
    @schnitzel_crumbs 14 днів тому +1427

    Chrissy always makes Joe Rogan his therapist in every JRE appearance lmao

    • @marion882
      @marion882 14 днів тому +2

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @krs-fltutorials4487
      @krs-fltutorials4487 14 днів тому +52

      Oh god it's one of those episodes. Exhausting

    • @adg8711
      @adg8711 14 днів тому +18

      Chrissy needs quit comparing himself to everybody else and sounds like he doesn’t know how to handle money

    • @A_r78
      @A_r78 14 днів тому +11

      He’s a three dollar bill

    • @juliogarza8239
      @juliogarza8239 14 днів тому +13

      His babys mother is taking all the money only reason shes with him.

  • @jimshort6576
    @jimshort6576 14 днів тому +1802

    Leaving a 5 bedroom house to a 2 bedroom roach infested queens apartment for some bagels is crazy.

    • @scottmcley5111
      @scottmcley5111 14 днів тому +89

      Dude literally could get an entire room dedicated to the manufacturing of bagels easier than moving in New York.

    • @mmedrano8334
      @mmedrano8334 14 днів тому +53

      There is no bagel shop, there is no pool. It's all a lie. 🤣

    • @sadface7457
      @sadface7457 14 днів тому +29

      You have never had a new york bagal

    • @cid3384
      @cid3384 14 днів тому +82

      The amount of money he lost on renovating then selling the house, he could have built a bagel shed in the backyard and hired an old school Jew from Queens to bake the bagels every morning for like the next 5 years.

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. 14 днів тому

      ​@@mmedrano8334what?

  • @JoshuaMallory
    @JoshuaMallory 11 днів тому +18

    This is a powerful and relatable story. The anxiety is rooted in wanting to control the outcome, fear of abandonment.

    • @lisabeebe999
      @lisabeebe999 11 днів тому

      Or fear of success.. because you have to keep being successful.

  • @frightmikesart
    @frightmikesart 13 днів тому +13

    "You're a mess. But you're a fun mess." Truer words never spoken. Love ya, Chrissy Chaos!

  • @sergrum1082
    @sergrum1082 14 днів тому +791

    The start of this podcast is fucking nuts

    • @HouseCat19
      @HouseCat19 14 днів тому +80

      Just started watching it and it’s stressing me out

    • @kaibutnor
      @kaibutnor 14 днів тому +8

      the first thing he said reminds me of joe biden lmao “i never know whats going on”

    • @jordanjaram180
      @jordanjaram180 14 днів тому +23

      Broooo fuckn aye, it's 7am, just woke up, tryna enjoy this muffin n cup of tea. I'm legit about to throw myself head first out my 2 floor apartment window holy shit he's bat shit crazy

    • @Squirtle_Bob
      @Squirtle_Bob 14 днів тому +13

      ​@@jordanjaram180 bat shit crazy, or a comic expressing his personal life and feelings while being funny?

    • @elpusegato
      @elpusegato 14 днів тому +11

      ​@@Squirtle_Bobbro he's literally crazy

  • @joerogansforeheadwrinkles8380
    @joerogansforeheadwrinkles8380 14 днів тому +382

    Chris's magical power is giving everyone severe anxiety in under 5 minutes.

    • @thegamingalphas9227
      @thegamingalphas9227 12 днів тому +7

      Fr I wanted to workout and relax to this

    • @samderry6305
      @samderry6305 12 днів тому +7

      Oh so that’s what’s happening right now. Was strangely uncomfortable and didn’t know why.

    • @konundrm
      @konundrm 11 днів тому +3

      It gets worse an hour in.😂

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 11 днів тому +1

      Lol

  • @mosblunted
    @mosblunted 7 днів тому +6

    Chris Distefano’s podcast is gold

  • @saebahsuproc
    @saebahsuproc 13 днів тому +23

    Man that first 20 minutes was intense. I think I could feel Chrissy's energy on his podcasts the last few months or longer cuz I haven't been excited to watch his podcasts like I usually been. I been a fan since History Hyenas and I'll always be a fan. I low-key started feeling really bad for Chris when he was talking about the self sabotage. It made me sad and I felt for him when he said he hurt his family. I'm glad he was able to figure it out tho and not go completely off the deep end. Maybe I should start watching his podcasts again lol. Love u Chrissy, if you see this, stop reading the comments! Lol

    • @georgeorwell126
      @georgeorwell126 8 днів тому

      Mike Cannon is what has happened to Chrissy's podcast. He is dragging it into the dirt.

  • @chrissimpson453
    @chrissimpson453 14 днів тому +560

    Anybody: names any problem they have
    Joe:I think you just need a hard workout😂😂😂

    • @chrissimpson453
      @chrissimpson453 14 днів тому +25

      @frightfactory1 I just find it funny someone could say I'm addicted to fentanyl been abused and am suicidal and he would say have ya ever tryed a nice hard work out or a sensory deprivation tank?😂🤣

    • @SYNTAAX84
      @SYNTAAX84 14 днів тому +23

      He’s right

    • @chrissimpson453
      @chrissimpson453 14 днів тому +1

      @SYNTAAX84 yup I'm sure working out is a cure alp for every personal issue out there whether it be mental physical or addiction problems just work out and bam your good to go🤣🤣

    • @martinaguilar1
      @martinaguilar1 14 днів тому +9

      Yea it really helps for ANY problem in your life

    • @martinaguilar1
      @martinaguilar1 14 днів тому +7

      ​@@chrissimpson453I could bet you don't workout or never struggled

  • @PerryPerryYT
    @PerryPerryYT 13 днів тому +246

    This guy is great comic,
    A doctor of physical therapy,
    Has a family,
    And is still suffering.
    I hope he can find happiness within.

    • @jnxythemouse
      @jnxythemouse 11 днів тому

      Hookers

    • @royalgilpin4922
      @royalgilpin4922 8 днів тому +2

      We all have things about us that will never change, good and bad. The best we can do is try to mitigate the damage we cause as well as we can.

    • @alexthelion213
      @alexthelion213 8 днів тому

      @@royalgilpin4922😢

    • @PerryPerryYT
      @PerryPerryYT 6 днів тому

      @@JustSomeGuy69420 how do you live this life being this unfunny

    • @jordanferguson1659
      @jordanferguson1659 3 дні тому

      Ya ever lived life bruh?😂

  • @diva_doll_nik_e8364
    @diva_doll_nik_e8364 9 днів тому +3

    I commend Chris for his honesty and transparency around his anxiety and mental health. It's refreshing.

    • @diva_doll_nik_e8364
      @diva_doll_nik_e8364 8 днів тому

      @penvandermeer7071 Clearly you aren't listening when watching because he's stated that he's going to one, multiple times! Lol

  • @bryan973
    @bryan973 13 днів тому +19

    Hearing Chris’s anxiety riles my anxiety up 🫨

  • @nairolf8144
    @nairolf8144 14 днів тому +341

    Chrissy D is the most intense example of imposter syndrome i've ever seen. Dude, you're funny, successful, have a beautiful family, you're more good looking than 99 percent of men out there, in shape, so charming that even your trauma dumping is likeable,.. Just chill. Enjoy it, everyone likes you, and you made it. And you deserve it.

    • @doctordox6278
      @doctordox6278 14 днів тому +9

      preach

    • @user-ef8kb5tq3p
      @user-ef8kb5tq3p 14 днів тому +27

      It makes more empathetic to all people though. Everyone is going through something. It’s ok to be an anxious person. I pray Chris finds peace.

    • @Alivhbfr
      @Alivhbfr 14 днів тому +8

      I dont like him

    • @ScotteM
      @ScotteM 14 днів тому

      Even if he had a certain "childhood" theres so much more BS billions go through than being teased by Italian uncles. The problem is like a lot of Americans, is NO Perspective. Soft, they haven't been exposed to REAL problems so the hyper focus on their petty BS

    • @VenomSnake00
      @VenomSnake00 14 днів тому +5

      I wish he could see this comment!

  • @BrandiH-wk5xm
    @BrandiH-wk5xm 14 днів тому +235

    “I had to sign all these NDAs, not to talk about anything”
    “But you just talked about it”
    😂😂😂

  • @jmass2788
    @jmass2788 13 днів тому +11

    Joe was trying real hard to not talk about Christ with Chris

  • @jillroh
    @jillroh 11 днів тому +9

    Really glad he talked about his anxiety. Very relatable

  • @DiscountDivorcePhotography
    @DiscountDivorcePhotography 14 днів тому +236

    Listening to this guy, at any given moment, makes me feel like my anxiety is totally under control.

    • @viking9442
      @viking9442 14 днів тому +3

      Me laying in bed watching this episode to help with anxiety

    • @BA-pz3lo
      @BA-pz3lo 14 днів тому

      i made it to 16 minutes. im done listening to this guy whine like an over grown toddler. 👎 all i hear is “me, me, me, me” this guy is exhausting. good grief 😳

    • @jdelam7151
      @jdelam7151 14 днів тому

      We came up from this.

  • @giovannitanzi4219
    @giovannitanzi4219 14 днів тому +361

    Chris is a real ass dude. You can tell Joe isn't quite getting what he's going through but Chris is going through some real stuff and should be commended for putting it out there. He's hilarious and deserves all the success.

    • @NetAssetz
      @NetAssetz 14 днів тому +11

      Smart guy - he seems like he understands he needs to reel it in and has goals of what's important going forward - honest episode of old

    • @kikacruz4560
      @kikacruz4560 14 днів тому +11

      Ya real smart to sell his 5 bedroom home on a whim

    • @kylevaughn7679
      @kylevaughn7679 13 днів тому

      ​@kikacruz4560 no shit asshole Chris spent the first 5 min explaining how he fucked up by doing that

    • @KiloBee777
      @KiloBee777 13 днів тому +14

      Joe gets it. But it's self inflicted and Joe doesn't enable

    • @Clinton-ls7zk
      @Clinton-ls7zk 13 днів тому

      Sometimes smart isn't the right word... despite for a change shows in many ways could be his midlife crisis a bit early​@@kikacruz4560

  • @craigjhard
    @craigjhard 9 днів тому +6

    This dude is so effortlessly funny. To me that anxious energy is hysterical. Maybe it's a bit of a catharsis situation but man, too funny.

  • @dmcc.8283
    @dmcc.8283 13 днів тому +5

    I love the relationship between these two.

  • @geonewman2142
    @geonewman2142 13 днів тому +327

    And the award for the most words spoken on a podcast goes to… Chris Distefano!

    • @chrismard
      @chrismard 13 днів тому +2

      Kanye

    • @laytonpaloutzian8834
      @laytonpaloutzian8834 13 днів тому +6

      Bert

    • @tutu5943
      @tutu5943 12 днів тому +22

      At least it was all interesting unlike these other guests

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 11 днів тому

      No kiding

    • @qqq111444
      @qqq111444 11 днів тому +3

      @@tutu5943interesting? lol. Man, this guy has nothing interesting to say

  • @Agmz69
    @Agmz69 14 днів тому +841

    “Yeah, but they call me gay” 😭😭

    • @Zeromusyates
      @Zeromusyates 14 днів тому +11

      Lmao I'm one of those friends. This reminds me of my mates A.D.D diagnosis in his 30s

    • @marion882
      @marion882 14 днів тому

      It’s finally completed: ua-cam.com/video/gxrBO0alACE/v-deo.htmlsi=BiOFH45RFwiAalD6

    • @av64760
      @av64760 14 днів тому +20

      Seriously ppl need to stop with the bs victim mentality. Just talk about it and move on quit being gay

    • @kaytwo_
      @kaytwo_ 14 днів тому +2

      Typical dude friendship lol we are the best and worst

    • @hotpocketz8258
      @hotpocketz8258 14 днів тому

      Not even gay dudes could tolerate this guy’s gayness. The gayest of gay fairy’s has more macho manly testosterone then Chrissy

  • @brendansheridan141
    @brendansheridan141 12 днів тому +3

    Chrissy don’t feel like no one understands, I really related to your struggles. Stay blessed brotha!

  • @Fyurae
    @Fyurae 12 днів тому +5

    I haven't ever heard anyone convey the path of anxiety so well. I totally relate.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 14 днів тому +743

    Chris's anxiety has anxiety.

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 14 днів тому +28

      I'm getting second hand anxiety from Chris' anxiety's anxiety.

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 14 днів тому

      He should check to see if he has the MTHFR (Mother Fucker gene) that reduces the methylation of folate and b vitamins.

    • @ProducerKeylo
      @ProducerKeylo 13 днів тому +9

      @@jzen1455 third hand****
      Sry.

    • @jacobmitchell115
      @jacobmitchell115 13 днів тому +4

      Chris’s anxiety’s anxiety is anxious about being so anxious and every time i listen to him the whole thing stresses me the fuck out.

    • @twerkysandwich64
      @twerkysandwich64 13 днів тому

      shoot I thought i was the only guy getting 2nd hand anxiety lol

  • @anonymous-zw1nb
    @anonymous-zw1nb 14 днів тому +584

    He's not over his breakdown, he's in the middle of it and he don't know it

    • @millennialanimal
      @millennialanimal 14 днів тому +5

      Hahaha exactly!

    • @denisbejtja9937
      @denisbejtja9937 14 днів тому +2

      True lol

    • @Steveatetheicecream
      @Steveatetheicecream 14 днів тому +7

      Yeah In his podcast with stavvy they talk about it, highly recommend if you watched this

    • @406Web
      @406Web 14 днів тому +24

      You gotta love Joe for using kid gloves and really trying to help him to the best of his ability.
      “You wanna be like me? You know what you need to do? Do that thing that you know you should do every time, and then there isn’t anxiety and relaxation can be relaxing.”
      Life is hard for everybody, and worrying about how hard it is for you right now really misses the whole point.
      If you come up with a reason why you’re the way you are and only focus on that, you’ll believe it whether or not it’s true.
      Beware of excuses or explanations because the problem isn’t whether or not anybody else believes it, nor is the problem whether or not it’s true. The problem is when you believe it.

    • @gruntildavonbigglesworth734
      @gruntildavonbigglesworth734 14 днів тому +9

      Breakdown? Wtf he he breaking down over? Being a handsome wealthy guy? Jesus I hope I don't come down with that affliction

  • @stevisfilmz
    @stevisfilmz 8 днів тому +7

    1:33:32 - claim's he has never thought that way before.
    1:33:36 - gives example of how he has thought that way before.

  • @bobbieramsey4024
    @bobbieramsey4024 7 днів тому +4

    Sounds like a therapy session which I think is a good thing … Joe is a good listener and very supportive

  • @nicholascooper8843
    @nicholascooper8843 13 днів тому +134

    "Do you have friends you can talk to?"
    "Yeah, but they call me gay" - aaaaaa the best lines ever.

  • @michaeldehoyos6185
    @michaeldehoyos6185 14 днів тому +448

    “Do you got friends you can talk about this to “ lmfao

    • @Xxrocknrollgod
      @Xxrocknrollgod 14 днів тому +35

      No they think its gay

    • @khall187
      @khall187 14 днів тому +34

      ​@@Xxrocknrollgod his friends are right

    • @dontlistentoanythingisay
      @dontlistentoanythingisay 14 днів тому +14

      Lol Joe trying to deflect this whole thing and it didn’t work

    • @jwalters15216
      @jwalters15216 14 днів тому +8

      Give Yannis a call, Chris. He won't call you gay.

    • @RandomRabbit007
      @RandomRabbit007 14 днів тому

      @@khall187 100%, this is annoying as fuck and I'm only 5-10 mins into the episode .... Jesus, this dude is almost 40 and is this childish? Wow. I would hate to be my friends therapist, that's what whiskey and weed is for lol. Once in awhile I get it but this is ALOT

  • @pincopallino7981
    @pincopallino7981 10 днів тому +2

    The talk about passion in occupation is inspiring

  • @littlerhodyguitar2169
    @littlerhodyguitar2169 2 дні тому +1

    That whole story about the Mets owner was the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @madcbara8364
    @madcbara8364 14 днів тому +119

    This man’s palpable anxiety really makes me realize that I’m not alone.

  • @TheRealJakeRyanMusic
    @TheRealJakeRyanMusic 14 днів тому +162

    As a contractor, "Building walls emotionally" killed me 😂😂😂

  • @inFiniteTraCer
    @inFiniteTraCer 12 днів тому +4

    ANXIETY saved Chris from that Dubai trip. Its all about harnessing that energy and knowing which anxieties actually serve you.

  • @_notofthisearth
    @_notofthisearth 11 днів тому +8

    Joe just reeeeeeaally wants to try sooo hard to deny the existence of God.

    • @BIGRYNO619
      @BIGRYNO619 6 днів тому

      Well can you blame him. Kinda funny to think it's true

    • @2rawt338
      @2rawt338 6 днів тому

      @@BIGRYNO619 isn’t life funny?

    • @greggegg8358
      @greggegg8358 19 годин тому

      ​@@2rawt338it is

  • @shane.dwight
    @shane.dwight 14 днів тому +303

    crippling anxiety, eats edible

    • @SusanCahill-fb6ey
      @SusanCahill-fb6ey 14 днів тому +9

      I know people who get acute anxiety from edibles,like crazy

    • @fredliskis8405
      @fredliskis8405 14 днів тому +8

      If you get anxiety from edibles just stay sober don’t even smoke anymore y’all fuckin embarrassing 😂😂😂😂

    • @loganhatch
      @loganhatch 14 днів тому +8

      @@fredliskis8405that’s me. I can’t smoke, eat, none of that anymore. It all causes extreme anxiety. My brain is F’d I know it.

    • @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk
      @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk 14 днів тому +5

      @@fredliskis8405 yeah i just had to stop smoking in general

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 14 днів тому

      @@fredliskis8405 how bout you do you and stop telling other people what tf to do. Ohhh I'm a super pothead and I eat 40mg regularly...man s t f u

  • @DorkSideoftheMoon
    @DorkSideoftheMoon 14 днів тому +218

    Chrissy’s next special totally needs to be called “.9 Miles Away.”

  • @lovev9904
    @lovev9904 12 днів тому +2

    I’m an Independent Latino. THANK YOU Rogan one of the most funniest episode ever!!
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    You’re awesome Rogan forgiving Chris advice on mental issues.

  • @hideinthehours
    @hideinthehours 14 днів тому +296

    Joe Rogan is lowkey a top tier relatable therapist

    • @molls0922
      @molls0922 14 днів тому +10

      Right? He’s being so kind and non-judgmental

    • @mewkatlol
      @mewkatlol 14 днів тому

      The toe is highkey making my black chode itchey fr no cap literally

    • @Mizquits
      @Mizquits 14 днів тому +8

      You are lowkey in trouble if you really think that

    • @HookLineAndSinner
      @HookLineAndSinner 14 днів тому +5

      The only therapist who prescribes DMT for every issue.

    • @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk
      @AngelGuadalajara-tu3lk 14 днів тому +1

      @@Mizquits 😂

  • @cameronsmith8775
    @cameronsmith8775 14 днів тому +125

    “Can I have those edibles?” After all that just killed me!

    • @daviditurralde-ex9sv
      @daviditurralde-ex9sv 14 днів тому +3

      I would have told him to have them all 😂

    • @NetAssetz
      @NetAssetz 14 днів тому +3

      Guy needs to let off the gas

    • @stebanjr831
      @stebanjr831 13 днів тому

      😂😂😂 had me dying!! I was waiting for the hand off

  • @tylerkoch7952
    @tylerkoch7952 10 днів тому +1

    Therapy is absolutely a useful tool when it’s used properly. I often times would dread going to therapy because I left feeling worse than I did going in. The term “Rumination” is what I think Joe is referring to about “reflecting on negative thoughts too much”. Rumination could leave someone in cyclical thinking about a problem when the process should be to analyze and feel the problem and move forward.

    • @Frussian40
      @Frussian40 10 днів тому

      Yes! That’s why DBT therapy worked for me cause I didn’t have to talk on and on about my past, it just taught me ways to reframe my thoughts and how my emotions played tricks with my mind. Really helped

  • @jreinanutshell
    @jreinanutshell 6 днів тому

    TIMESTAMPS, OPINIONS & SOURCES: ua-cam.com/video/OfoDlrDITeo/v-deo.html

  • @griffinstreetstudios
    @griffinstreetstudios 13 днів тому +437

    Anyone who made it past 20 minutes is the real hero. This mans anxiety is contagious.

    • @FhjjjvcvGyuh
      @FhjjjvcvGyuh 12 днів тому

      At first i felt empathy towards him at the end i was like what a fucking selfish bastard for making his kids go through that just because he can’t stop being a man child

    • @GreenGuruBmore
      @GreenGuruBmore 11 днів тому +9

      I made it 10. Unlistenable.

    • @Zc12395
      @Zc12395 11 днів тому +44

      Made it through perfectly fine myself, maybe you two just have anxiety and his heightens yours???

    • @danpetrea
      @danpetrea 11 днів тому +7

      I'm precisely at the 19 minutes mark and calling it quits. Checking the comments to see if I'm weird or people feel the same. Seems it's not me

    • @JDSharar13
      @JDSharar13 11 днів тому +11

      @@danpetreatotally man, the 100 people that felt this way are the voice of all 2 million listeners

  • @harry-cee
    @harry-cee 14 днів тому +102

    Self-doubt and the feeling of being constantly incorrect in one's thoughts and actions can severely undermine one's life. I hope he finds peace and overcomes this challenging phase.

    • @Xicano414
      @Xicano414 14 днів тому +23

      Shout-out to a mother fucking positive comment!

    • @Felix-ix7ic
      @Felix-ix7ic 14 днів тому

      He makes impulsive financial decisions costing hundreds of thousands of dollars and plies his addict family members with cash for drugs. A healthy dose of self-doubt is exactly what this guy needed.

    • @bltpod
      @bltpod 14 днів тому

      It’s more than a phase for Chris.

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords 14 днів тому

      Hes extremely successful and driven in spite of and maybe because of it. Hes a millionaire. Hes fine.

  • @Look4TheGood9
    @Look4TheGood9 9 днів тому

    I LOVE HIM! Chris is interesting, entertaining, and comforting to listen to. I love how compassionate Joe is with him here. This whole episode is helpful explaining how one's struggles with anxiety manifest in daily life. I'm so glad Joe brought up Abigail to Chris and how obsessing about our problems doesnt help- it actually makes things worse. I've learned this is VERY true. CBT really works! The book FEELING GOOD by Dr. David D. Burns is great! Even some woo woo versions such as the The Secret by Rhonda Byrne can really help people depending on what they relate to most.

  • @user-lg6xw6cz8n
    @user-lg6xw6cz8n 10 днів тому +1

    Chris is extremely self aware. Keep your head up everyone you are loved these hard times will pass.

  • @davidwasser113
    @davidwasser113 14 днів тому +75

    this episode really hit me. theres just something about chris that just clicks with me and joe talking about it honestlly helped me reconsider everything. Thank you joe

  • @xabialonso5785
    @xabialonso5785 13 днів тому +158

    This feels like it should’ve been a private conversation between a guy having a panic attack and his friend who’s just there for emotional support lol

    • @markrennie86
      @markrennie86 11 днів тому +12

      THAT'S CHRISSY CHAOS BABYYYYYY :D

    • @qvalue9982
      @qvalue9982 10 днів тому +1

      Those are called 'fight companions'

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 10 днів тому

      me and him kind of have the same exp l. ​First time I did it I was 14 also and did the same move. Only dof was somehow a girl that was also 14 had the clap and gave it to me (I live in Baltimore so... Ya know....) and that screwed me up for a long time. If I kissed a girl and a pimple showed around my mouth I would hyperventilate in the bathroom and tear up thinking I caught something. And would tell no one about my thoughts and pray it went away. Lol which herps would go away so don't know what that would prove lol. But yea. But it stopped me from being a man hoe. ​@@markrennie86

    • @HumiIiation
      @HumiIiation 10 днів тому +1

      His friends call him gay tho

  • @ThomasG1231
    @ThomasG1231 13 днів тому +2

    The casual mention of jizzing on himself and shirt change is wild 😂.

  • @jasperamanuel
    @jasperamanuel 10 днів тому

    Honestly one of my fav guests! This and the last Chrissy D episode! Gems

  • @Beginningtopeak
    @Beginningtopeak 14 днів тому +365

    Chrissy and Whitney Cummings have the same "everything has to have a diagnosis" impulse

    • @andrewheath6451
      @andrewheath6451 14 днів тому +15

      Thats why they’re both more annoying than they are funny. Not that they arent funny.

    • @ash8298
      @ash8298 14 днів тому +26

      That's what happens when you give unfunny narcissists Adderall.

    • @Tayzle412
      @Tayzle412 14 днів тому +5

      thats what being on IG/Twitter too much does to you

    • @velenvskaelhas
      @velenvskaelhas 14 днів тому +1

      @@ash8298how is he a narcissist?

    • @amulet2235
      @amulet2235 14 днів тому +2

      @@ash8298weird you chose to watch the pod than lmao

  • @tertainment414
    @tertainment414 14 днів тому +36

    Joe really is the GOAT. Hes such a kind guy. Basically doing therapy for Chris

  • @omniscient-
    @omniscient- 10 днів тому

    37:00. i would cry being so young vulnerable. i did once i was alone too. feeling like it was wrong. and her reaction too would amplify your tears

  • @Nikorasu_US
    @Nikorasu_US 11 днів тому +1

    “I’m feeling suicidal”
    Joe Rogan: you ever tried a cold plunge?

  • @alexmaloney5189
    @alexmaloney5189 14 днів тому +70

    Met Chris in Orlando this year on vacation with his family. Dude doesn't realize how good of a dad he is.

  • @pauljmcmillan
    @pauljmcmillan 14 днів тому +181

    Its good having full episodes here again. I hate Spotify

    • @SeniorActivo69
      @SeniorActivo69 14 днів тому +4

      Fr, bad ui

    • @matthewghardy
      @matthewghardy 14 днів тому +12

      If UA-cam played in background with screen off, Spotify would be gone.

    • @mattwiegand5805
      @mattwiegand5805 14 днів тому

      @@matthewghardy It does.... if you pay for premium 😑 I just got a free trial of Premium, and I'll be honest, it is a game changer. Plus no ads. Im still on the fence on whether or not I want to pay for yet another streaming service...

    • @alanramirez3565
      @alanramirez3565 14 днів тому

      @@matthewghardyjust get premium bro

    • @uncleian9182
      @uncleian9182 14 днів тому

      @@matthewghardyyou can, UA-cam premium, it’s like the same $ as Spotify

  • @Devinerandumbness-zg8sb
    @Devinerandumbness-zg8sb 6 днів тому

    Chris Distefano's FUNNIEST Story!
    ua-cam.com/video/tJz439WmW7o/v-deo.html

  • @lukewood77
    @lukewood77 11 днів тому +16

    I never had anxiety til I watched this.
    I just put my house up for sale.
    I’m gonna sell it at 300k loss and buy the house next door worth 500k less because it’s closer to the bagel shop.

  • @Shoeography517
    @Shoeography517 14 днів тому +306

    Train by day
    Flint Dibble podcast by night
    ALL DAY!

  • @406Web
    @406Web 14 днів тому +191

    “And that’s why I’m with Christ.”
    “Alright, let’s wrap this up.”

    • @chiefexecutive4655
      @chiefexecutive4655 13 днів тому

      Somebody Tell Rogan to put on the Faull Brothers from fourthwatchfilms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Samferd
      @Samferd 13 днів тому +18

      It would be super interesting to have Lee strobal the author of the CASE FOR CHRIST book he was talking about on, especially since he use to be a hardcore atheist.

    • @billeinstein5569
      @billeinstein5569 13 днів тому +7

      @@SamferdI just commented this man,… joe is full of all these reasons why Christianity isn’t truth, yet never has he had ANY Christian theologian or apologist. I don’t think it’s genuine of him to use these lame counter points when he could easily get a Christian apologist on,… why is that 🧐

    • @JohnSmith-se5js
      @JohnSmith-se5js 13 днів тому

      @@billeinstein5569 its really simple, magic isn't real.

    • @billeinstein5569
      @billeinstein5569 12 днів тому +3

      @@JohnSmith-se5js apparently your also really simple

  • @stacystacy9626
    @stacystacy9626 10 днів тому

    I can so relate to Chris. Yes his moving was a crazy and I feel for his family but I so appreciate how open he is. I can relate to some of these thoughts and stuff he’s gone thru. Anxiety is such a fucker. Chris thx for being so real and open you will help more people than you can imagine.

  • @qbrown1658
    @qbrown1658 10 днів тому +1

    Chrissy you killed it brother! Love you big guy😂

  • @ComicComedyClub
    @ComicComedyClub 14 днів тому +31

    not going to lie, haven't checked out any of Chris's comedy, I will now, but his honesty and willingness to be so open and honest about what he thinks does and how he feels is so refreshing - he is just a dude trying his best like we all are, I love that, big love chris hope you get a new home on the go that feels like home - but remember home is where your loved ones are its not a real place

    • @seth8035
      @seth8035 14 днів тому +3

      But by all means it’s not making your family leave a nice house to go live in a roach infested apartment so that you can be closer to a bagel shop and not realizing there was one a block away 😂

    • @joanmikeska8484
      @joanmikeska8484 11 днів тому

      You should watch him on Bad Friends. I think he’s so funny. If you don’t watch Bad Friends you should try it.

  • @mandeelee8416
    @mandeelee8416 13 днів тому +39

    Chris, if you read this, I had THE EXACT SAME kind of anxiety as you. After years of hell I finally got diagnosed with ocd. Didn’t change my obsessive thoughts but, taught me how to manage it. Look into that

    • @timmzzzz88
      @timmzzzz88 12 днів тому +4

      My girlfriend has diagnosed OCD. Intrusive thoughts. And it's been the weirdest thing I've experienced. We've been together 5 years. And I still don't believe I've met and know the real version of who she is. Cause she's so involved with every single thought she has she doesn't have time to live in the moment and just be. Or at the very most those times are very few and not for long.

    • @ashleyhamby3981
      @ashleyhamby3981 10 днів тому +2

      Yes this is OCD and ADHD presentation. I have the same thing!!

    • @Joinerlpc
      @Joinerlpc 8 днів тому

      Exposure and Response Prevention (ERP) is the gold standard treatment for OCD and I highly recommend it!

    • @Joinerlpc
      @Joinerlpc 8 днів тому

      Exposure and Response Prevention (ERP) is the gold standard treatment for OCD and I highly recommend it!

    • @SaltNBattery
      @SaltNBattery 8 днів тому +1

      Nah. He definitely needs to be diagnosed by an actual medical professional but at 50:21 Chris is explaining to a T what "Health Anxiety" or "Hypochondriac Disorder" is. It's no joke. Normal body feelings like a headache or a stomach ache or dizziness can send you into a full blown panic attack. The real kind, where you truly believe you're dying.
      I was diagnosed with Panic Disorder, Agoraphobia and eventually developed Health Anxiety. I didn't leave my house for more than 2 years, from 2021 to 2023.
      For him it could be any number of things, he catastrophizes. That's a symptom of many different conditions.
      He for sure needs more than a therapist though, I tried a lot of medications, which works great for a lot of people but not me. Ended up with a psychologist (A therapist will a "real" degree) and a psychiatrist.

  • @ericdistefano3810
    @ericdistefano3810 11 днів тому +2

    My last name is DiStefano and I got gout right now!!!!!🤕 Gotta love that DiStefano curse/DNA😂

  • @jonishepherd9116
    @jonishepherd9116 13 днів тому

    One of the few guys that makes joe look and sound like a dropkick! Chrissy you da man!!

  • @AndrewGreenaway
    @AndrewGreenaway 14 днів тому +36

    I was having a lot of anxiety the past few days. Listening to this I feel better I’m not even on the same boat as this guy.

  • @teleking58
    @teleking58 14 днів тому +269

    I'm in 14 minutes and I'm exhausted. Imagine being around this guy all the time.

    • @Farmer_26
      @Farmer_26 14 днів тому +22

      I’m at min 12 and wondering why I’m watching this

    • @steviefranchize21
      @steviefranchize21 14 днів тому +17

      Im only 5 minutes in and am ready to stop listening.

    • @jakebiebel8609
      @jakebiebel8609 14 днів тому

      I just started and I’m bout to kill myself

    • @dannymellor5596
      @dannymellor5596 14 днів тому +3

      Much like Rick Glassman he's a lot lol

    • @superradiojay
      @superradiojay 14 днів тому +4

      @@steviefranchize21 I'm 21 minutes in and it feels like how it is to read a book has just a few... more... chapters.

  • @Rmeneg
    @Rmeneg 4 дні тому

    Love Chris!!! The level he’s on I’ve been searching for my whole life! 😊

  • @quintinmiller7357
    @quintinmiller7357 День тому +1

    Joe just completed his therapy degree

  • @runswithtrees6173
    @runswithtrees6173 14 днів тому +29

    I love Chris he’s such a beautiful human. Seriously, you just know this guy has a heart of gold.

    • @poisonPpaully
      @poisonPpaully 14 днів тому

      Wtf are you smoking this dude is a narcissistic , closeted , basket case imagine his poor wife and kids having to put up with this nonsense and knowing his real aspirations are living with his male lover in a apartment over the “bagel shop”

  • @atheistbear2500
    @atheistbear2500 14 днів тому +59

    Rogan: Psychedelics & Excercise
    Distefano: Try again

  • @Brandino0100
    @Brandino0100 12 днів тому

    I have not laughed that hard in a while, thank you for sharing Chris 😅

  • @ciarafarler3383
    @ciarafarler3383 10 днів тому

    He’s such a nice dude very genuine his family is lucky to have him!!!

  • @bradjones5107
    @bradjones5107 14 днів тому +120

    Joe, "Go out in the woods and blow a hole in something big! It's very therapeutic.".😂

    • @groovehog1
      @groovehog1 14 днів тому +18

      It’s kinda true. 😂 But once you’re in the woods and the solitude, you realize the “blowing a hole in something” is the less important part.

    • @ianhamilton639
      @ianhamilton639 14 днів тому +3

      less important but still important

    • @TaraConti
      @TaraConti 14 днів тому +2

      It totally is though! Lol
      💥😊

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 14 днів тому

      @@groovehog1 The Adrenaline, the satisfaction, the hard work of packing it out of the woods, the application of having all that meat! It puts LIFE into perspective.
      Works for me.

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 14 днів тому

      ​@@bradjones5107 Even just the "being in the woods" part.
      Hell, I feel like a completely different person in all good ways if I just walk a trail with my dog out in the sticks for a few hours a week. Grounding as all heaven

  • @nathanbrodersen1140
    @nathanbrodersen1140 14 днів тому +78

    Brothers, let us pray to the risen Lord Jesus Christ for peace in this man’s soul.

    • @kennethmeroney9902
      @kennethmeroney9902 13 днів тому +3

      Amen, Christ is King

    • @NickPlaysDrums
      @NickPlaysDrums 13 днів тому +2

      Amen

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis 13 днів тому +2

      I hope he’s serious when he’s saying he’s following Christ. I can never tell, but he’s said it so much I think it’s true.

    • @eliastheaquanaut7709
      @eliastheaquanaut7709 9 днів тому

      ☦️🙏

  • @skylerNope
    @skylerNope 2 дні тому +2

    Man...id like to see Ruslan on this after the case of christ conversation

  • @delindacasey3856
    @delindacasey3856 9 днів тому

    Joe your podcast and this one in particular after 50 years of anxiety made a lot of sense I am happy with a plan just like your guest now to fix my diet and get active…just a yo yo dieter and exercise for loosing mega weight to gaining back and loosing again gaining again

  • @franckiewicz0831
    @franckiewicz0831 14 днів тому +72

    50 min in and I’m totally exhausted. And I’m a psychotherapist 😂

  • @jasonadams7203
    @jasonadams7203 14 днів тому +95

    " id been fondled by a lady, she was 21 and I was 13, that was a lot of fun " 😂😂🤣🤣🤣! Had me dying!

    • @collectivelyfearless2196
      @collectivelyfearless2196 11 днів тому

      If the roles were reversed and it was a 21 year old man doing that to a 13 year old girl, fathers would want that dude's head on a pike! See men and women are different.

  • @STEVONASHouse
    @STEVONASHouse 11 днів тому

    I hope he gets better 😢 I pray his mental health improves. I couldn’t imagine being this worried 😮‍💨 he deserves a mind at ease.

  • @maxmiller5371
    @maxmiller5371 13 днів тому

    Love Chris D!!! So glad Joe is back on YT!

  • @J_R_360
    @J_R_360 14 днів тому +21

    I'm feel fortunate to have been able to watch this today.
    This podcast is Chris's therapy. Just incredible to hear him open up so much - knowing within the next year millions of people will watch this episode.
    He touched on so many events, so many challenges he faced, that I could connect with a couple of them.
    Millions will connect to other challenges.
    I apreciate how Joe let Chris just unload the weight he's carrying, yet Joe was visibly ready to change the direction to protect Chris should he get too emotional while sharing his struggles.
    Again, I apreciate Chris opening up the way he did.
    Best of luck.

  • @ridewithjasonhorvath
    @ridewithjasonhorvath 14 днів тому +167

    There is a fine line between self awareness and narcissism.

    • @Kommunismus
      @Kommunismus 14 днів тому +11

      Chris DiStefano knows where that line is. It's way over there.

    • @illfiger1970
      @illfiger1970 14 днів тому +7

      Bit of a victim complex for sure.

    • @estevanrodriguez7181
      @estevanrodriguez7181 14 днів тому +2

      100%%%

    • @poisonPpaully
      @poisonPpaully 14 днів тому

      There may be a fine line but this douche blew the line like cops were chasing him

    • @mewkatlol
      @mewkatlol 14 днів тому +4

      Heh yeah reminds me of the time my dad would fill a diaper with ice cubes and play as the ice climbers on our gamecube

  • @Tbone.357
    @Tbone.357 12 днів тому

    This was actually a good therapy session. Lots of good stuff in here and Joe has a great outlook on anxiety and how to deal with life. Also very interesting when the guest argued for the Bible and religion but then later on was talking about evolution and how our brains work the way they do.

  • @ewaberchulska
    @ewaberchulska 8 днів тому +2

    it was so soothing for me to listen to him, i suffer so much from anxiety and ocd ,just obsessive fucking anxiety about fucking everything every fucking day, so hearing him speak makes me feel understood

  • @AdamTheBeard
    @AdamTheBeard 9 днів тому +1

    "England has a beach over there". Made me laugh that 😂😂

  • @joserpps3147
    @joserpps3147 14 днів тому +173

    what Chis needs is a month with David Goggins

    • @TaraConti
      @TaraConti 14 днів тому +3

      Jocko

    • @jamesweaver7066
      @jamesweaver7066 14 днів тому +7

      hell no, that would make him insufferable like goggins

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp 14 днів тому

      Oh that would need to be captured on film

    • @ADPax10
      @ADPax10 14 днів тому +7

      A month with Goggins, then a month with Duncan Trussell. Rinse and repeat.

    • @timw4432
      @timw4432 14 днів тому

      Goggins is mentally unstable

  • @ILoveUnicorns602
    @ILoveUnicorns602 14 днів тому +122

    - Chris "Im anxious"
    - Joe "do you workout?"

    • @tommyoneill9761
      @tommyoneill9761 14 днів тому +28

      😂😂😂😂. Working out is Joe’s solution for everything. But all jokes aside, it really does help.

    • @elpusegato
      @elpusegato 14 днів тому

      And then Chris describes "baby's first day at the gym" 😂

    • @amulet2235
      @amulet2235 14 днів тому +8

      Working out literally helps with anxiety lol

    • @viking9442
      @viking9442 14 днів тому

      Make sure you are eating correctly too so you dont get anxiety from working out too 😂

    • @PurpleHazeVanNederlands
      @PurpleHazeVanNederlands 13 днів тому +3

      He used to take steroids and worked out constantly. Obsession with anxiety makes it worse, people need to stop thinking they are helpless

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 11 днів тому

    Yaaaayyy Chrissy rules!!!! Great conversation! Thanks Joe! 😁

  • @victorl225
    @victorl225 11 днів тому +1

    Therapists have an incentive to keep you coming back. Rogan’s advice is solid. For some that are able to do it, “be your own coach”