Why not combine both..... Mickeys disreguard for everyone n being rude n leaving when things r on fire... Being lucky enough to not catch on fire himself.... I think hed be a perfect candidate for Default.... And shell not care at all.. Youre welcome.
Can we just talk about how Kevin completely fecked up the chemistry between the protag and their forced love interest without realizing it? Full face makeup was Mickey's turnoff. It wasn't the coconuts or anything, he just doesn't like rainbows.
@@evelynnvernaz Correct, they can't. I have the job of personally sending our bravest gay and trans warriors into space after it's been raining to project rainbows down to Earth.
Try Sims 2 Graphics Rule Maker, it'll get the game to recognise a modern graphics card and use the appropriate amount of ram. Will fix a lot of the bugs with running it on Windows 10.
Jim Pickens' pure, undiluted rage at him not being included in a sims video has manifested, and now he makes up the very walls, the very structure of this house.
“That is not a bug, that is a feature ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵗᵃᵏᵉⁿ ᵐᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᶦˣ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ so let’s just put the walls down and never speak of it again” Tip: when there’s a bug just ignore it and it’ll go away
this is why I used hate the sims 2 when I was little. It was okay before I added expansion pack, after I installed the new exp pack, boom red walls. do you know why?
@@zsazsadhysha2098 Sims 2 had very stupid graphic device recognition system, if your device wasn't on the list prepared by Maxis, your game ran at lowest graphic settings and apparently without some textures, which means even if you for example play this game with GeForce 1050Ti and your GPU is capable of running the game at highest, it will still run at lowest. You have to manually add your graphic device to list of supported devices, by either editing the Graphic Rules file or downloading a special tool designed to fix that problem.
@@averaiden my dad didnt know anything about pc. And I only have sisters and they didn't knew a damn thing about it. that's why we got mad and uninstall it.
This is how the walls looked like the entirety of me growing up playing the sims 2 I didn’t know what the wallpapers looked like until my freshman year of college lol
You should bring Riley to Sims 4, coconut outfit and rainbow makeup and all. There's an attraction mod called Wonderful Whims and I think you can add an Unattractive Trait to your sim via self interaction. Give her that trait then have her try to flirt her way into everyone's pants.
You see, in the kcu you are with kevin and his stories if you refuse this then your universe will be wiped wnd you will become jim pickens daughter, even if you are a male you will be forced into a transgender lifestyle Edit: giving me likes is kinda weirdchamp
lol To be fair, you see a taxi later on and it... well, resembles a taxi. That was no taxi Auntie hopped into, especially since she ran away for a few days.
@@DoveJS Haha. I just meant that not all taxis have much of a taxi aesthetic. Most where I live, if it isn't a black cab it's some normal car maybe with a light, maybe not, might have some branding but even then....kinda plain. They were like Ubers before Ubers, you called them out but some would drive/wait around hoping you'd flag them.
@@Xegethra I see! I never saw one like that before but maybe I just never noticed what it was because it looked more "normal" than a regular taxi (which tended to be bright yellow or other striking colors.) Of course, I also haven't taken a taxi in years. But that said, when I did a google search, I found out some cops do pretend to be taxi drivers, their cabs have minimal branding, so it's also a possibility. XD
10:43 "I did that to my parents' house, I just popped in, they weren't there, so I just moved things around like slightly" I see Kevin's parents were the first guests of his "How to Annoy People" series
Kevin - "This isn't really what I pictured when I said Sims story mode" Everyone else - "This is exactly what I pictured when Kevin said Sims story mode"
@@jdbeier8520 WOW! So Kevin was right. Yeah it seemed a bit dodge the way she was offline and sending weird msgs. Cheers man thanks for letting me know 👍
Needed this today, my dog (the wee cutie in the picture) is having double knee surgery and he's away overnight to the vets. The house is empty and sad without him xx
"I've eaten a pizza in the tub while drunk. Haven't we all" One Thanksgiving day i took a bunch of rolls, locked myself in the bathroom, and ate them all. So uh.... Yep definitely the kinda stuff everybody does at some point. -i also climbed out my very tiny bathroom window and I do not remember why-
"amazing how comfortable coconuts really are, I'm saying that from experience by the way" Not sure if that was a joke because I could see Kevin wearing coconuts for a laugh 😆🤣
pretty much is I don't even think the story is that interesting but they also made sims pets stories thats a little better someone even kidnaps your dog I think
I absolutely want more of this.. I haven't laughed this hard at a video in a long time, something about how obtuse it is to systematically burn each individual object in lieu of doing actual tasks is just hysterical to me
EA: AT least he didn't play this one
Kevin: Hey there friends
EA you thought your games were safe 😆🤣
@Jacob Cordoba Translation is Soap 🤣😂
(sorry couldn't help myself)
Ea ? More like bore ragnarok !
@NEETLYFE Clout up repeat?
"do some cultures eat off the floor?"
Yes kevin
Bacteria
Excellent
What a beautiful culture 😆🤣
😂👍🏼
This comment deserves the equivalent of reddit gold
* chef's kiss *
The game: okay so you're a city girl coming home and finding love!
Kevin: so anyways I started burning
riley went down down down, in a burning ring of fire
@@whytho8856 the ring of fire 🎶 the ring of fire 🔥
Underated comment
This girl is on fire
Love is a burning thing.
You know, if Kevin turns out to be a serial killer, we're all going to feel like complete fools, because the clues were always there.
Well he'd end up being a serial killer with a cult. We all know that he'd still have his cult following lol.
You fool, we will obviously contribute to the cause of the dear leader
@@felesnocis my point exactly lol
Oh please, he'll never get caught
@@jibbajabba not If we can help it🥰
“Lets make a more linear Sims game so players follow our story”
Kevin: “hold my spaghetti”
We need more of Riley's life. You haven't ruined it enough.
truer words have not been spoken
Exactly, she’s only died once
Remake her in sims 4
Hey that’s my name
(E)
"She lost her job and has to move in with her aunt." I came here to escape my reality not live it.
I'm sorry...I, on the other hand, never lost my job because you can't lose what you never had
😅😭
@@ayouxy mood
Oof
You made floor spaghetti?
Who needs Kevin’s lore when you have The Sims Life Stories
I think it's the exact opposite
But the sims dose not have turg
Its pretty much the same lore
Everything is on fire
Wanna Sprite cranberry
Why not combine both..... Mickeys disreguard for everyone n being rude n leaving when things r on fire... Being lucky enough to not catch on fire himself.... I think hed be a perfect candidate for Default.... And shell not care at all.. Youre welcome.
Can we just talk about how Kevin completely fecked up the chemistry between the protag and their forced love interest without realizing it? Full face makeup was Mickey's turnoff. It wasn't the coconuts or anything, he just doesn't like rainbows.
Damn, Mickey homophobic confirmed? 😔🖐/j
@@Insanebehaviordude ah yes because rainbows can't exist without LGBT stuff 🙃🤦♀️
@@evelynnvernaz notice the “/j” that means it’s a joke
@@evelynnvernaz Correct, they can't. I have the job of personally sending our bravest gay and trans warriors into space after it's been raining to project rainbows down to Earth.
@@MYNAMEISJOHNMUSTARD thanks for the explanation but how would I know that 🤨
“That’s not a bug, that’s a feature” is honestly my motto on the rare occasion I manage to get Sims 2 working on Windows 10
Honestly how I felt when my game kept pausing randomly in the sims three after 48 hours of downloading. “It’s just a feature
Sounds like something todd howard would say
Also me playing the sims 4
Try Sims 2 Graphics Rule Maker, it'll get the game to recognise a modern graphics card and use the appropriate amount of ram. Will fix a lot of the bugs with running it on Windows 10.
Me describing my personality
*walls flashing red*
Kevin: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that
"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
Jim Pickens' pure, undiluted rage at him not being included in a sims video has manifested, and now he makes up the very walls, the very structure of this house.
“That is not a bug, that is a feature ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵗᵃᵏᵉⁿ ᵐᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᶦˣ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ so let’s just put the walls down and never speak of it again”
Tip: when there’s a bug just ignore it and it’ll go away
this is why I used hate the sims 2 when I was little. It was okay before I added expansion pack, after I installed the new exp pack, boom red walls. do you know why?
@@zsazsadhysha2098 Sims 2 had very stupid graphic device recognition system, if your device wasn't on the list prepared by Maxis, your game ran at lowest graphic settings and apparently without some textures, which means even if you for example play this game with GeForce 1050Ti and your GPU is capable of running the game at highest, it will still run at lowest. You have to manually add your graphic device to list of supported devices, by either editing the Graphic Rules file or downloading a special tool designed to fix that problem.
@@averaiden I remember having to do that. It was such a stupid idea by EA. Course, when did they ever make good choices? lol
@@averaiden my dad didnt know anything about pc. And I only have sisters and they didn't knew a damn thing about it. that's why we got mad and uninstall it.
Is that what they did with Cyberpunk 2077?
If your house is on fire and you go to bed, make sure you lock the door so the fire can't get in.
suprisingly this does work sometimes
Advice 101
fire can't go through doors, stupid. it's not a ghost!
* Deletes all fire alarms *
Kevin: "I'm on fire! Why is this happening to me?!"
I'm hoping for an ultra realistic sims 5 so we can see every pore on Jim Pickens face
I don’t think we can cope with that beauty.
I don't think neither we nor our PCs are ready to be blessed by hyper realistic Jim Pickens
EA: '£5 for each pore'
@@CentreMetre $69.99*
Are you the Dylan she can't get off her mind?
Kevin: *Kills his sim with fire in story mode*
Everyone: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
Jeez spoiler alert
@@theshoe1391 I mean tbf you should expect spoilers if you're reading the comments of any video before you finish it
Kevin ruins everything, and thats why we love and worship him.
Same
Pretty much. Also, beware of bots
not ruins.... greatly improves 😏
@@IamaPERSONI am a PErsOn too :)
@@jw-vs7wh improves sarcastically
There’s vomit on his sweater already, floor spaghetti...
@@badbeachindustry1615 wtf lmao
@@sp7770 id eat the best spaghetti off the floor too if i dropped it
@@MarsheIIo im italian but even i will not eat it off the floor lmao
This is how the walls looked like the entirety of me growing up playing the sims 2 I didn’t know what the wallpapers looked like until my freshman year of college lol
Lol that reminds me of when I didn’t know how to put the walls down, so I made larger rooms so I could actually see in them 😂
You should bring Riley to Sims 4, coconut outfit and rainbow makeup and all. There's an attraction mod called Wonderful Whims and I think you can add an Unattractive Trait to your sim via self interaction. Give her that trait then have her try to flirt her way into everyone's pants.
uhgdsfhklhfd yes
As long as he pairs it the unflirty trait
yes
Yessssss
I know another w______ whims mod but I don't think it would be allowed on his channel
Kevin: **Sells smoke detectors as they are not necessary**
Also Kevin: *Yes second coffee machine*
tbf, he got both for free
You say that like being able to make multiple pots of coffee at any given moment isn't necessary.
Came back to this after Kevin replayed it, and can we just take a moment to appreciate how Kevin noticed and predicted…like, everything?
the instant Kevin said "Expire" my computer crashed, at this point i'm thinking he has some hidden power
oh no it's not hidden, it's very well known
"I would be down to ruin Riley's life."
Me, named Riley: ... Don't?
it jarred me so much everytime he said Riley
Same
Omg I never thought I’d find more of my kind😂
Hi Riley
@@knatterking6577 Hi
"I made more Spaghetti.
This one's floor spaghetti"
A poem, by Call Me Kevin
There's vomit on his sweater already, floor spaghetti
I tear up every time 😢😢😢
It's truly beautiful
The great Czech genius Cimrman also praised the "absolute rhyme". I am glad that Kevin followes his example. Praised be our Dear Leader!
Me: *sipping diet coke, this video playing in the background*
Kevin: "I'm sitting alone, drinking from a can"
Me: 😳
You see, in the kcu you are with kevin and his stories if you refuse this then your universe will be wiped wnd you will become jim pickens daughter, even if you are a male you will be forced into a transgender lifestyle
Edit: giving me likes is kinda weirdchamp
@@nulll._. who's Joe?
"if you wanna behave like a clown you may as well look like one" that freakin sent me omg
"You're Kevin's little pog champ."
I have never felt more loved
Can’t wait for Riley to move in with Jim so he can monetize her arson talents
for once, while one of kevin’s dolls is being tortured, they aren’t pissed and scared, only because she’s being forced to follow a script.
Kevin: The Sims was before Uber, you're having an affair.
Taxi cabs: Am I a joke to you?!
lol To be fair, you see a taxi later on and it... well, resembles a taxi. That was no taxi Auntie hopped into, especially since she ran away for a few days.
@@DoveJS It's a plain clothes taxi.....you do get those.
@@Xegethra So the guy in front was a cop?
@@DoveJS Haha. I just meant that not all taxis have much of a taxi aesthetic. Most where I live, if it isn't a black cab it's some normal car maybe with a light, maybe not, might have some branding but even then....kinda plain. They were like Ubers before Ubers, you called them out but some would drive/wait around hoping you'd flag them.
@@Xegethra I see! I never saw one like that before but maybe I just never noticed what it was because it looked more "normal" than a regular taxi (which tended to be bright yellow or other striking colors.) Of course, I also haven't taken a taxi in years. But that said, when I did a google search, I found out some cops do pretend to be taxi drivers, their cabs have minimal branding, so it's also a possibility. XD
I feel like Kevin would be that one kid that would hiss at you at the playground
Kevin two days ago: wow these sponsored headphones are great!
Also Kevin: goes back to wearing his old headphones immediately
The thought of being a sentient NPC, begging to be free, but forced by the laws of the universe to date Riley is a scary one.
Riley’s aunt is going to be quite shocked to find her niece burnt to a crisp along with her house
niece
Kevin: "She's a pyromaniac"
*looks to Kevin*
Me: She?
Kevin's actually that sim in disguise
10:43 "I did that to my parents' house, I just popped in, they weren't there, so I just moved things around like slightly" I see Kevin's parents were the first guests of his "How to Annoy People" series
"I'm very hungry and I have no way of feeding myself" ah yes, university students
"He was dry heaving at the thought of me"
-CallMeKevin 2021 (Best seen out of context quote yet)
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, anything you play doesn’t ruin it
It’s enhancing it
Yo wsp brother
Bröthër
Cult of Goose? I'm interested.
Brothers
The Sims Pet Stories haunted me as a child. Couldn't tell you why, I was just deathly afraid of it after playing.
Someone copied ur comment
I might check it out
@@Morgan-tn2pk aah, bots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I always wanted to play this one, but I never found it.
@@marianemarangao2840 I got this one at Walmart lol
Wouldn’t be a CallMeKevin Sims Life Stories without a fire and a death 😂
Things you shouldnt tell women while at the gym:
"You look exactly the same as me from behind!" 9:40
This made me laugh so hard 😂
"being a young Sims fan is hard"
I felt that.
hell, being an adult sims fan is still hard in this economy 💀
Who else can say that the funniest man on youtube "callmekevin" got them through quarantine. Luv ya Kev
I watched the dragons den video first and a couple hours later i joined a cult led by a certain Jim Pickens
Sometimes. Sometimes he makes videos I'm not interested in. So I only really watch 6 of his videos a week.
Kevin, Seán and Dan have been true lifelines, both here and on Twitch.
Therapist: Thanos Kevin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Thanos Kevin: 15:45
Crazy amount of nostalgia from this one. Obviously not with the melty red walls though
Nah mine had those too 😂
Kevin - "This isn't really what I pictured when I said Sims story mode"
Everyone else - "This is exactly what I pictured when Kevin said Sims story mode"
" im off to see gym~ "
" theres another guy?? "
" *oh the house is on fire* "
Just for the record: Kevin has eaten pizza in a bathtub
Kevin is Gura confirmed
If i had a tub i would do that too for suree
Riley seemed to be having a grand ole time, but there's still furniture left to burn. So yes, more please!
Can't wait for these characters to make their way into the Kevin Cinematic Universe
As soon as Kevin put the rug by the fire I thought, " Oh no."
"I think her aunt has been kidnapped" me playing this game before "well..."
???
@@nero.unleashed spoilers, the aunt WAS kidnapped by the person driving
@@jdbeier8520 WOW! So Kevin was right. Yeah it seemed a bit dodge the way she was offline and sending weird msgs. Cheers man thanks for letting me know 👍
@@jdbeier8520 I bet Micky kidnapped her.
kevin: " I ruined The Sims story mode"
me: haven't you already ruined every sims game?
Not ruin, I think the words you're looking for is greatly improved
@@j-j8984 yes, sorry my mistake lol
Whenever Kevin zooms into something during an intro I feel like that thing is automatically added to the cult list. It's Kevin's property now.
1:46 I'll never get tired of this clip
Edit: the "eating pizza in a bathtub while being drunk" part was more relatable than I would have liked
Knees weak arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
Floor spaghetti
“What are the odds of having a fire twice?” - Kevin, after two fires have already happened
Everyone: running
Kevin: why are you running? why are you running?!
Also kevin: Gucci Gucci goo
4:13
Why does it say "Eclectic coffemaker"
How the hell can a coffeemaker be eclectic... not electric... ECLECTIC
I could guess it is referring to the style but i dunno
It can make many coffes
All of the items in the game have funny names and descriptions
its so funny to me to see Kevin use a green screen but then puts himself in a little box in the corner anyway
"I'm gonna put the carpet by the fire so you can lay by the fire"
And that my friends is the reason Kevin is chaotic neutral
10:05 making it seem like there was lag was actually really well done
“How did you cook This without burning your house down?”
Me: Story of my life
"Sims 2 was before Uber existed, I know you're up to something" TIL that they don't have cabs in Ireland
cabs have Taxi on it....aunt is having her way with that man
Why does Mickey Smith look a bit like Ben Shapiro, I'm scared
And disgusted.
omfg youre right
Wow, people have issues.
The laugh sounds a bit like him too.
The sims devs probably have a whole team dedicated to dealing with Kevin’s shenanigans
"Ah yes, go to the barber to get MORE hair"
No one told Kevin about hair extensions I see
Kevin thank you for giving me a wallpaper for my laptop with that 'POV: you're Kevin's little pog champ'
Needed this today, my dog (the wee cutie in the picture) is having double knee surgery and he's away overnight to the vets. The house is empty and sad without him xx
Hope the surgery goes well
Hoping the best for your dog!
Hope it goes well!
I hope your doggy is ok!
I’m so sorry, I hope the surgery’s gonna go ok! let us know how he is 🥺
Kevin, please do “Among Us but I only speak Simlish”
"Kevin, please do "Among Us but I only speak Simlish""
We need this
@@velitasali Wow great idea!
Wtf simlish
@@lewisw31 the language of the sims
I love this latest entry of the Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe. Riley Rises
I finally finished the entire Sims playlist and I now demand more Jim ASAP.
Saaame
He has made more episodes, but they are not added to the playlist.
"No one has chemistry with me" Haha, very relatable, ain't that wacky?
*God, that one hits close to home*
Good thing I don’t have this mode, I’d just make Riley hit on her randomly forced rival instead
I caught that Simpsons reference: just the northern lights.
That edit at 10:00 was both nostalgically painful, and extremely well done. 11/10
"I've eaten a pizza in the tub while drunk. Haven't we all"
One Thanksgiving day i took a bunch of rolls, locked myself in the bathroom, and ate them all. So uh.... Yep definitely the kinda stuff everybody does at some point.
-i also climbed out my very tiny bathroom window and I do not remember why-
Kevin: I got these turtle beach headphones sent to me (dosnt hurt)
Kevin: continues to use old headphones
Masochist confirmed
Could be that this video was made before then. We know that Kevin has many videos prerecorded so who knows how long ago this was recorded.
Less painful than dealing with Turtle Beachs dodgy products probably haha
@@jimmylittle9393 we'll mine lasted 4 years with perfect quality
Next time someone flirts with me I’m gonna say “idk maybe I’ll tickle you and see where it goes 🤷🏻♀️😉” 😂😂
I never understood that part. It felt waaayyy too forward for me 😂
"amazing how comfortable coconuts really are, I'm saying that from experience by the way"
Not sure if that was a joke because I could see Kevin wearing coconuts for a laugh 😆🤣
You could have not added "for the laugh" and I still would've liked your comment.
Yea lmao
i’m still traumatised by playing vincent’s story when i was 10 bruh that ENDING
"You're not into coconuts and clown makeup?" 😂😂
The pulsating red walls are from Jim Pickens’ murderous presence
Kevin: “it’s the Sims 2 with a story mode.”
Sims 2 on PS2: “Am I a joke to you?”
I always thought this game was literally the sims 2 again, they just renamed it to sell it twice.
pretty much is I don't even think the story is that interesting but they also made sims pets stories thats a little better someone even kidnaps your dog I think
@@Ilivepuppys yeah the stories are sucky. Think it sort of lacks some things and expansions. But it is the sims that I grew up on lol
Kevin:"Is that de Mickey Smith"
Doctor who fans:😮"I haven't heard that name in years"
this was me
A joyful moment indeed.
Peace out✌
I absolutely want more of this.. I haven't laughed this hard at a video in a long time, something about how obtuse it is to systematically burn each individual object in lieu of doing actual tasks is just hysterical to me
We need to see aunt's reaction to the whole house renovation :D and to make sure she really was just with a date and not kidnapped
kevin literally roasted his sims character to death
That clip of Kevin dancing is literally my favorite thing in the world
I love this and need more!!! Completing the goals is so fun.
I just love the constant fire starting here. It really adds more drama to the story
Do more of the sims online I almost forgot about those, they were hilarious
YES
yesss
This story mode looks like one of those alternative timeline feeling for me.
City girl returning to a small town...
Hallmark would go wild for this
"Mickey seems like a nice guy."
"HE WAS DRY HEAVING AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU!"
As someone named Riley, it sure is wild to hear Kevin screaming at me