How Is It Nearly Invincible?! - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2020
  • Apparently the strongest armor in TABS is a cactus costume.
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  • @thetabo8648
    @thetabo8648 2 роки тому +187

    18:20
    If you look closely you can see the shogun getting attacked by cacti is still alive. The quickdraw somehow placed one straight between the eyes of the other one

    • @emiliod7339
      @emiliod7339 2 роки тому +19

      Yessssssssssssssssssssssss I saw That To

    • @altonix2512
      @altonix2512 2 роки тому +14

      lmao i think the other shogun fell i the hole

    • @TheUndeadCrawlerNL
      @TheUndeadCrawlerNL 2 роки тому +19

      @@altonix2512 no rewatch it you can tell the one behind the cacti is die and the one in front of them is alive

    • @toby_that_one_random_guy
      @toby_that_one_random_guy 2 роки тому +13

      "you brought a katana to a gunfight jimbo"

    • @machaisheppard9571
      @machaisheppard9571 Рік тому +6

      Wow I saw that and was like did sauce see that his cacti didn't finish the job

  • @squiddy8524
    @squiddy8524 4 роки тому +652

    Cap: "The Dynamite Throwers are the closest thing we have to an anime girl."
    Cheerleaders: Am I a joke to you?

  • @aetvrna
    @aetvrna 3 роки тому +229

    "This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles."
    This man is a man of culture

    • @captaingridlock2186
      @captaingridlock2186 3 роки тому +3

      indeed

    • @Darkbboy_
      @Darkbboy_ 3 роки тому +13

      ya no sorry they got a 2x weakness against tentacules cause they got penetration attack

    • @Whomst_art_thou_babbling
      @Whomst_art_thou_babbling 3 роки тому +5

      @@Darkbboy_ BUT they are experienced so they know what to do

    • @Darkbboy_
      @Darkbboy_ 3 роки тому

      @@Whomst_art_thou_babbling no there is no such thing as they know what to do when you are getting penetrated by death I mean then I am preparing my self against death so I might live :/

    • @Whomst_art_thou_babbling
      @Whomst_art_thou_babbling 3 роки тому +3

      @@Darkbboy_ woosh

  • @nkyfong
    @nkyfong 4 роки тому +308

    Captain Sauce: The Western Faction has no God unit.
    Cactus: Hold my beer.

  • @brziperiod
    @brziperiod 4 роки тому +531

    captain: “but the western faction doesn’t have a God unit”
    Cacti: “observe”

    • @NolansMemepage
      @NolansMemepage 4 роки тому +7

      Yea

    • @GoGreenBasti
      @GoGreenBasti 4 роки тому +5

      Well I don’t want to be a boomer butt....He meant like Artemis Zeus Thor

    • @undercoverfrog8436
      @undercoverfrog8436 4 роки тому +12

      @@GoGreenBasti but*

    • @jackaboy123
      @jackaboy123 4 роки тому +13

      @@GoGreenBasti Boomer Butt! XD

    • @krahser6914
      @krahser6914 4 роки тому +12

      @@GoGreenBasti boomer butt... BOOMER BUTT...

  • @hexanoob9469
    @hexanoob9469 4 роки тому +388

    "They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
    Me: what about snuffles

    • @Astricted
      @Astricted 4 роки тому +18

      XD
      I was thinking hafflings wait those are the anime boys becuse they love to thrust

    • @hexanoob9469
      @hexanoob9469 4 роки тому +10

      @@Astricted exactly

    • @ceomisses
      @ceomisses 4 роки тому +1

      @Christopher Farley no

    • @AveryGenericDude
      @AveryGenericDude 4 роки тому +1

      @Christopher Farley no body cares

    • @kingofavation7007
      @kingofavation7007 4 роки тому

      What about the unit that can kick things

  • @foodguru6960
    @foodguru6960 4 роки тому +398

    “This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles.”

    • @randoooooooooooo
      @randoooooooooooo 4 роки тому +20

      Am I the only person having... Actually, nevermind.. hahaha..

    • @GangreneVictim
      @GangreneVictim 4 роки тому +34

      Its quite the opposite, though.

    • @josephstalin658
      @josephstalin658 4 роки тому +26

      🅱️entai 🅱️aven

    • @stukature
      @stukature 4 роки тому +16

      Mabey they have a type advantage against tentacles*

    • @thatoneshinyeevee5855
      @thatoneshinyeevee5855 4 роки тому +12

      That would be... Interesting to see

  • @VINCENTEDGER
    @VINCENTEDGER 3 роки тому +210

    Captainsause “they were distracted by the back flipping horse”
    The cactus that took fire arrows got hit by the reaper and sacrificed himself “am I a joke to you?”

  • @silverfishboi7188
    @silverfishboi7188 4 роки тому +128

    I never wanted to see a tabs unit with anime eyes...
    But now I can’t unsee it

    • @lincolnb2244
      @lincolnb2244 4 роки тому +4

      Silverfish Boi Well I did. 😋

    • @derektaylor4142
      @derektaylor4142 4 роки тому +1

      I’m just trying not to think of a actual one of tabs

    • @duncanbraid4558
      @duncanbraid4558 4 роки тому +1

      Me:YAY another tabs video
      Sauce:adds anime eyes in tabs unit
      Me: Well that was idiotic of to hang myself watch and lear-

    • @jimmyescober7395
      @jimmyescober7395 4 роки тому

      Me:*it's a good time to dont have eyes*

    • @unknown-ho3cw
      @unknown-ho3cw 4 роки тому

      Geeeee

  • @zjcosil4540
    @zjcosil4540 4 роки тому +509

    Captainsauce: amazed that the cactus can take a projectile like it's nothing
    Blunderbuss: am I a joke to you?

    • @c10s48
      @c10s48 4 роки тому +30

      Bye the way, the cactus unit has quite a lot more Heath than the blunderbus

    • @autumnscontent491
      @autumnscontent491 4 роки тому +20

      The hay bailer can survive a ballista too

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 роки тому +6

      answer: no. he's just dumb and clueless

    • @TV-nu9mp
      @TV-nu9mp 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah... both the blunderbuss and the cactus can take infinite bolts if the bolts hit their armor.

    • @redjester9829
      @redjester9829 4 роки тому +3

      Blunderbuss, haybales cactuses

  • @akanejones
    @akanejones 4 роки тому +122

    “There’s a snake in my boot”. One snake archer with 3 cheerleaders boosting him and a quick draw in front no secret units or spooky faction

    • @akanejones
      @akanejones 3 роки тому +2

      Update: Can’t use Legacy units either

    • @therealnat1
      @therealnat1 3 роки тому +1

      Nice!

    • @yogurt7918
      @yogurt7918 3 роки тому

      69 likes much yes

    • @spector6170
      @spector6170 2 роки тому

      stop he doesn't take suggestions unless he asks >:(
      STOP

    • @Obzornor
      @Obzornor 2 роки тому +1

      @@spector6170 ur a bit too late

  • @inoobboi5438
    @inoobboi5438 3 роки тому +30

    Cactus: *gets one shot by cannonballs*
    Cap: "So now we know that the cactus IS cannonball-proof"

  • @kuramaninetails5362
    @kuramaninetails5362 4 роки тому +138

    Cap: we can use all the factions?!
    Me: gunslingers and cheerleaders

  • @quasarspirit574
    @quasarspirit574 4 роки тому +158

    "They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl....so maybe they have some kind of type ADVANTAGE against tentacles"
    Advantage? What kind of sick, twisted anime are you watching?

  • @opmason2293
    @opmason2293 4 роки тому +52

    Captainsauce, The point of Dynamite throwers is to be a suicide unit, throwing the dynamite on the ground and holding them off until it explodes.

    • @razaliabrahim4293
      @razaliabrahim4293 3 роки тому +4

      dont we already have bomb on a stick

    • @nicholasscott1162
      @nicholasscott1162 3 роки тому

      Are you serious, because if you are thanks i didn't know that. If not, that still makes sense.

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 роки тому

      @@razaliabrahim4293 well for the campaign of course

  • @fishfromphobos
    @fishfromphobos 4 роки тому +59

    “Cactus queen has no weaknesses”

    • @arielbryant9410
      @arielbryant9410 3 роки тому +2

      Artemis be like: am I a joke to you

    • @Potemking
      @Potemking 3 роки тому +3

      How would Kira feel about my hands

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 3 роки тому +6

      *Cactus queen has already touched that unit.*

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 3 роки тому +4

      Cactus queen has already touched the ballista

    • @mrbad2816
      @mrbad2816 3 роки тому

      I bet you repair can kill her

  • @joejardine4489
    @joejardine4489 4 роки тому +47

    Revenge of nature:
    20 cactuses
    5 scarecrow
    3 tree giants
    10 snake archers
    5 clams
    3 snuffys

    • @typziztic6297
      @typziztic6297 4 роки тому

      Aren’t Ice Giants Nature too?
      Cause Ice is a part of nature right?

    • @clonechoopa31
      @clonechoopa31 4 роки тому +1

      That's game-breaking bullshit right there and I love it!

    • @clordtrundle
      @clordtrundle 4 роки тому +1

      Is it called revenge as a joke cause of all the other levels that are called revenge of _______, or did captainsauce do something to nature?(or are u just another one of the people who uses the word revenge incorrectly

    • @electric9403
      @electric9403 4 роки тому

      Scarecrows arnt very nature

  • @localman7549
    @localman7549 4 роки тому +290

    I can’t help but feel the candle heads are a Dark souls reference

    • @ebindagel240
      @ebindagel240 4 роки тому +17

      I actually think that too, but who knows... 🤔

    • @olivererlandsson30
      @olivererlandsson30 4 роки тому +4

      Is this supposed to be a sarcastic joke that I don't get?

    • @mr.smiles7285
      @mr.smiles7285 4 роки тому +3

      Me to

    • @mr.smiles7285
      @mr.smiles7285 4 роки тому +4

      Sorry for putting a comment late

    • @localman7549
      @localman7549 4 роки тому +7

      Oliver Erlandsson have you played dark souls 3 ?

  • @jberrethful
    @jberrethful 4 роки тому +26

    Suggestion: “The Cavalry is here!”
    Map: Medieval 2 (the one with the castle)
    Blue:
    1 bard
    10 cavalry units (the ones that are not Jousters) behind the bard
    5 protectors (the tribal ones) in front of the bard
    Win condition:
    Defeat the bard
    (Bonus challenge: win without using Gunslingers, or else you’re a pussy.)

    • @haywirellamma370
      @haywirellamma370 10 місяців тому +1

      Easy just use the explosive cannon to blow a hole through everything, maybe killing the bard in the process, then get a present unit to throw a present at the bard and hope whatever’s in it kills him or just Zeus

  • @spiderpig2518
    @spiderpig2518 3 роки тому +12

    I pretty sure that the dead eyes aim for the unit with the most health on the map so the king was already damaged and had less health than the knights so the dead eyes shot the knights at 14:56

  • @colebalon7638
    @colebalon7638 4 роки тому +39

    Musketeer: who are you?
    Deadeye: I'm you but stronger.

  • @nextdrip9abaddon931
    @nextdrip9abaddon931 4 роки тому +183

    Spoiler about the gunslinger: the samurai giant cannot take damage from the gunslinger. If you take control of the samurai giant and let the gunslinger shoot you, you do not take damage. Please like so he can experiment with this.
    and potentially use it.

    • @pretendthisdoesntexist5821
      @pretendthisdoesntexist5821 4 роки тому +3

      I don't know if that's true but I'm too lazy to check so... 👍

    • @simonblackquill889
      @simonblackquill889 4 роки тому +8

      Or use flying units seriously I’m not joking it only hurts enemies on the ground.

    • @amjf04
      @amjf04 4 роки тому

      Or shields

    • @x-manstudio8302
      @x-manstudio8302 4 роки тому

      What if I use 100 gunslingers the samurai may deflect some but not them all

    • @johnunknown2558
      @johnunknown2558 4 роки тому +8

      This is wrong, the gunslinger may be weak against the samurai giant but it does damage

  • @NafedalbiFilms
    @NafedalbiFilms 4 роки тому +38

    Your Money: 800
    Your Win Conditions: Kill Lady Red Jade
    My Team: Lady Red Jade and 4 Monks on the balcony
    Map: Renaissance

    • @sebastianheflin1944
      @sebastianheflin1944 4 роки тому +1

      Nafedalbi Films are secret units allowed

    • @screw_a_username7491
      @screw_a_username7491 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh that’s stupid as heck he has to use as much money as you did

    • @autumnleaf2513
      @autumnleaf2513 3 роки тому

      3 musketeers and 1 hobbit MIGHT get it done

    • @electriccookie243
      @electriccookie243 3 роки тому

      * YEETS a thousand cactus * this is fine

    • @Enjinercraft
      @Enjinercraft 2 роки тому

      All you need is one elf to throw presents and luck

  • @muffinkingdom
    @muffinkingdom Рік тому +2

    18:22 coming back two years only to realize the cacti did not kill the shogun, quick draw did

  • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
    @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663 4 роки тому +162

    The clash of religions:
    Every god unit versus enough wobbly horses to price match

  • @em__1
    @em__1 4 роки тому +46

    18:19 the cactus shogun was actually alive, the other one probably got shot from too close and couldn't block

    • @cptnplant4716
      @cptnplant4716 4 роки тому

      I saw that too

    • @ertywert4317
      @ertywert4317 4 роки тому

      I knew that thank you for pointing it out for sauce

    • @SearcherRyan
      @SearcherRyan 4 роки тому

      Br?

    • @thomas_chara7720
      @thomas_chara7720 4 роки тому

      Yeah Captain Sauce!! the cactus didnt even pull it off it had to be quick draw!

  • @King-of-memes465
    @King-of-memes465 Рік тому +13

    Plot twist : the cactus is actually the God unit in the wild west faction

  • @ShaboingboingBouncer
    @ShaboingboingBouncer 4 роки тому +13

    **Cactus gets impaled**
    Oh, look at that, i’ve been impaled.

  • @fayelawson6804
    @fayelawson6804 4 роки тому +265

    Battle idea:
    Western john wick
    Quick draw with 8 cheerleaders and 4 priests/healers

    • @tripleskeet1511
      @tripleskeet1511 4 роки тому +4

      Physically impossible to beat... I love it though do it sauce

    • @Randomguyonthe_internet
      @Randomguyonthe_internet 4 роки тому +2

      @@tripleskeet1511 not impossible if you use literally 2 musketeer to be separated by about 10 steps
      quick draw can only dodge once in a while

    • @Exuro_
      @Exuro_ 4 роки тому +2

      This is now a cannon battle!
      In the third movie John uses a remodled six shooter.

    • @powerful8996
      @powerful8996 4 роки тому +1

      @@Exuro_ ok dude

    • @manmam5965
      @manmam5965 4 роки тому +1

      Heal beet it 1 ballista

  • @ernestp9321
    @ernestp9321 4 роки тому +236

    I used to be a gunslinger like you, but then I took a ballista to the knee

  • @eggybreath2958
    @eggybreath2958 4 роки тому +17

    did you know that the blunderbuss's barrel armor can also withstand a ballista bolt

  • @blades9152
    @blades9152 4 роки тому +3

    A deadeye and 30 cheerleaders

  • @gameovergaming9407
    @gameovergaming9407 4 роки тому +62

    Battle Idea:
    “The Republic of the Gatling Guns”
    You face off against 30 Gatling Guns and 20 cheerleaders.

    • @gameovergaming9407
      @gameovergaming9407 4 роки тому +1

      Wait someone actually liked my comment for it being 3 minutes up. WOW

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 роки тому +1

      Not possible, I seriously doubt that even with perfect gameplay there’s a more efficient use of that much money (assuming he doesn’t put the Gatling guns right on the border and they can’t charge up)

    • @obbor
      @obbor 4 роки тому +3

      Just use heaps of cupids

    • @cyberspino6277
      @cyberspino6277 4 роки тому

      @@obbor yep best startegy tried it works very well

    • @ArctikToast
      @ArctikToast 4 роки тому +1

      *Freedom intensifies*

  • @lindseyplayz2770
    @lindseyplayz2770 4 роки тому +44

    My Battle suggestion:
    One king (in the back)
    20 Haybalers (Protecting the King)
    10 Cacti (Also protecting the King)
    2 Ballistas (Behind the Army)
    5 Harvesters (Behind the Haybalers)
    5 Beserkers (Infront of everyone)
    Win Condition: Kill the King

  • @ThatRandomGu7
    @ThatRandomGu7 Рік тому +1

    Cactus: tanks death’s scythe and proceeds to fight skeleton warriors but dies
    Cap: for a moment I thought the cactus was gonna be good.

  • @roaringlion1992
    @roaringlion1992 3 роки тому +2

    "At least now we know Cactus are cannonball proof." 3:27 Ten seconds earlier: BLUE victory, defeated RED team. (Blue team was the cannons, red team was the Cactus) 3:17

  • @xiefiy3049
    @xiefiy3049 4 роки тому +161

    The closest thing to a anime girl is the catapult when it in counters Cupid’s bow

    • @glitchy2566
      @glitchy2566 4 роки тому +6

      *encounter also lol

    • @coldninjafire5383
      @coldninjafire5383 4 роки тому +4

      When is the anime girl have a type disadvantage to the tentacles because of hentai if you know what genre I'm talking about

    • @ejpadilla7870
      @ejpadilla7870 4 роки тому +3

      In counter?
      I’m pretty sure that it’s ENcounter

    • @hughmann5143
      @hughmann5143 4 роки тому +3

      Boneappletea

    • @duncanbraid4558
      @duncanbraid4558 4 роки тому +1

      Rule 34 don't you dare think about it

  • @harper2202
    @harper2202 4 роки тому +24

    One punch man vs however many hobbits you can
    Win condition: win within 10 seconds

    • @loljay3281
      @loljay3281 4 роки тому

      Mod haven't been updated yet

    • @yup2307
      @yup2307 4 роки тому

      1. That's very unreasonable
      2. The mod hasn't been updated

  • @slendergavan3588
    @slendergavan3588 Рік тому +2

    12:58
    It’s funny how captainsauce questions how the cactus survived the ballista bolt while being whiplashed and not breaking any of his “bones” after mentioning nearly every episode that either the units are playdoh or rubber and still played 2 decades including the beta of tabs and questions this.

  • @obsolete5949
    @obsolete5949 4 роки тому +19

    Nobody:
    The Reaper: Surprise Buttsecks

  • @ink2954
    @ink2954 4 роки тому +77

    The Shogan that the cacti were holding was still alive, you can see his eyes, quick draw must have gotten a lucky hit!
    Like so he can see this

    • @alexsnyder1569
      @alexsnyder1569 4 роки тому +1

      Actually I think that the other Shogun fell in the river and drowned.

    • @edbtres
      @edbtres 4 роки тому

      NO

    • @mianreplicate
      @mianreplicate 4 роки тому +3

      Council Member 69 no literally look closely 18:16 hes not in the water and hes showing his head which is prob how the quickdraw killed him

    • @shepardbradford8472
      @shepardbradford8472 4 роки тому +1

      you can actually see the shogun under the quickdraw with the x's for eyes its at about 18:15 and it's really faint

    • @thecoolpotato4478
      @thecoolpotato4478 4 роки тому

      No the shogun fall in the pit or the river cause of the charge skill

  • @lapisdragon1237
    @lapisdragon1237 4 роки тому +75

    Battle idea:
    Alexander the great's typical way of deposing rebellions isn't working on the athenian sepertists, who aren't scared by basic training drills. They have risin up to over throw the thebs and recreate their monopoly over the Agean sea. Alexander realized that he'll have to step up his game, resembling a proper army to retake athens.The aetheans will have to face:
    Alexander the king in the back
    5 Caverly (secret unit) in the front
    A basic 5 unit long falaink, I think I spelled that right, behind the horses
    A 2x5 row of hoplites
    Two catapults in the back
    Archers along the sides of the whole army as well as behind the cavalery

  • @finams
    @finams 4 роки тому +7

    Cap, I've been watching you for a few years now, and your videos are some of the funniest, best and most interesting I've seen ever... Thank you and keep up the amazing content.... you're making my day every day!

  • @minidreadproductions2566
    @minidreadproductions2566 4 роки тому +7

    “Let’s put some cactus’s”
    Me: *_confused screaming_*

    • @icezem4797
      @icezem4797 3 роки тому

      Me: *confused confusing confusion

  • @Probuscus-519
    @Probuscus-519 4 роки тому +140

    When you realize that this is the 69th full release TABS video:
    *N I C E*
    Edit: Some monster liked my comment after it was at 69

  • @ertywert4317
    @ertywert4317 4 роки тому +53

    18:15
    Sauce:OMG THE CACTUSES DID IT!!!
    Quick draw:yeah... Right... I toooootally didnt shoot the other shogun in the head at point blank...

    • @shellnut8224
      @shellnut8224 4 роки тому +7

      Seriously, the Quick Draw is stupid good, especially if you take control of it because its main attack has absurd range and auto-aim, it's so broken lol.

    • @impossiblecompletedhd6390
      @impossiblecompletedhd6390 4 роки тому +6

      Shellnut you should see him with cheerleaders

    • @stanley_5586
      @stanley_5586 4 роки тому +6

      18:20 you can see the eyes are still open

    • @wall_45
      @wall_45 4 роки тому +3

      I feel like the other one might've fallen into the hole.

    • @duraidokasha2287
      @duraidokasha2287 3 роки тому

      I know right

  • @freddysimon7617
    @freddysimon7617 4 роки тому +7

    Captain sauce, watching your videos always puts a smile on my face, I can count on you as a pick-me-up and I hope you can do that for other people, thank you so much for introducing me to these silly games, but I would also like to add one of my own into your mix, Look up Kingdom of loathing and give it a shot, I am sure it will have you and your audience laughing before you even finish the character creation. Again, thank you so much, and I can't wait to see your next video

  • @alexanderlalonde5205
    @alexanderlalonde5205 4 роки тому +9

    I just got tabs and this is my “tutorial.”

    • @paladindanse865
      @paladindanse865 4 роки тому +1

      You should make videos on it

    • @cpt.briggsy5144
      @cpt.briggsy5144 3 роки тому +3

      U would have an easier time slapping landfall in the nuts and stealing a mannual

    • @generalgreivous5950
      @generalgreivous5950 3 роки тому +1

      I agree with stick

    • @Blahaj_Gaming847
      @Blahaj_Gaming847 3 роки тому

      There are a good 120 or so episodes to educate yourself now

  • @thecluckster3908
    @thecluckster3908 4 роки тому +48

    Flying kites:
    Five valkyries
    and five lassos.

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 роки тому +127

    Hey cap, the quick draw can dodge 12 ballista bolts at once

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 роки тому +3

      Why am I not surprised

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 4 роки тому +7

      jrcspiderman2 0 0 3 because when he’s possessed, he’s the strongest unit in the game

    • @Hiatuuss
      @Hiatuuss 4 роки тому +9

      But not a bowling ball shot by potato gun

    • @ImThePerson0
      @ImThePerson0 4 роки тому +5

      Well if they all fire at the same time and overlap then of course he can. For it to be an actual feat/challenge they all need to fire separately in a chain for him to repeatedly dodge. Otherwise they fire all at once and it’s basically the same as him dodging one ballista bolt

    • @DrDisabaled
      @DrDisabaled 4 роки тому

      Fun Fact !

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 4 роки тому +4

    Everybody gangsta till the cactus break someones arms

  • @turtlegaming5537
    @turtlegaming5537 4 роки тому +1

    Captainsauce's sentence in the last video: "400 is pretty expensive...it's not really that powerful..." Cactus: Observe.

  • @HappyGingerWolf
    @HappyGingerWolf 4 роки тому +30

    Cactus is immune to most bullets, just not deadeye or getting hit in the fleshy bits. He's almost the same as a haybaler.

  • @Jangle101
    @Jangle101 4 роки тому +55

    "The wobble legon"
    2 of each horse and rapter unit
    1 wild west horse
    win condition: defeate the wild west horse

  • @sahlinegassi5456
    @sahlinegassi5456 4 роки тому +1

    Assassination: One hundred painters and one fencer. You must kill the fencer and only the fencer.

  • @VextantUwU
    @VextantUwU 4 роки тому +1

    I call the battle 6 feet with 10 of each ranged unit including special units and you can’t let your wobbly horse die

  • @yuanjunhe7783
    @yuanjunhe7783 4 роки тому +5

    captainsauce:"the catus did it!" quick draw: killed the shogun that came after him

  • @Stg243
    @Stg243 4 роки тому +64

    They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
    Me: what about snuffles

  • @jamesg239
    @jamesg239 4 роки тому +1

    Cactus Juice:
    30 cacti
    20 potion sellers
    2 mammoths

  • @venomousalarm7463
    @venomousalarm7463 4 роки тому +1

    Hear comes the boom: you are surrounded by 60 dynamite throwers and you have to win in 30 seconds

  • @LambdaAdamZ
    @LambdaAdamZ 4 роки тому +137

    Idea : So if you search up, Super Secret Link Tabs Its the old alpha's of tabs Its really cool
    Like So Sauce Can See this!

    • @DHGxdeathman945
      @DHGxdeathman945 4 роки тому +4

      Need the trumps to build there walls XD

    • @electricheisenberg5723
      @electricheisenberg5723 4 роки тому +1

      @@DHGxdeathman945 lololololol

    • @momby557
      @momby557 4 роки тому +4

      RETURN OF CHICKEN MAN MAN!!!

    • @nullvoid2560
      @nullvoid2560 4 роки тому

      The poachers were still OP

    • @idk-cc1ep
      @idk-cc1ep 4 роки тому

      I used that during the 2 years that there was no early access to play the closed beta

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 4 роки тому +28

    "I don´t like the cactus, I don´t feel like it´s adding anything to the game" -Cap. Sauce 2020
    Oh how the turntables ;)

  • @epicgamer5963
    @epicgamer5963 4 роки тому +1

    the revenge of the musket
    5 muskets (in the back)
    10 dead eyes ( in the back
    5 quick draws (in the back)
    10 gun slingers (in the back)
    20 cactus (on the line)

  • @humanperson8903
    @humanperson8903 4 роки тому +10

    I never realized that a unit was called a “stoner”
    *w h y*

  • @toddnroll4207
    @toddnroll4207 4 роки тому +10

    Spooky Faction: Aha! Alas, I rule the wor-
    Western: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @e_ly2137
    @e_ly2137 4 роки тому +29

    "their also the closest thing we have to an anime girl"
    so were looking for anime girls?

    • @tdw7459
      @tdw7459 4 роки тому +3

      Have you watched any of his vids. Obviously

    • @mohammedabb985
      @mohammedabb985 4 роки тому +2

      Yes what do you think?
      Searching for.... don't get to the guts
      😅

    • @Rising_Lightning
      @Rising_Lightning 4 роки тому +2

      We been looking for anime girls

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 роки тому

      Yes that is da way we have been lookingas far back as to the tribal faction and then we found the harvester in the farmer faction that was the first one then headbutter then artamas then red jade and the dynamite madian and deadeye have you been paying attenshon to caps history?

  • @DKlett1
    @DKlett1 3 роки тому +3

    I can only imagine the cactus walking out of the explosion smoke like an anime villain

  • @etienneleroi9515
    @etienneleroi9515 4 роки тому +1

    I have one for ya; go to the tribal map, and put a ballista in the cave, and you have a to beat the ballista in 30 seconds. Your units will be surrounded by the blunder busts on all sides , and four explosive cannons at each side, and you cannot spend any more than I have. Like please so Sauce will see.

  • @therantingchristian8944
    @therantingchristian8944 4 роки тому +39

    No Lady red jade is the closest we have to an anime girl she literally Asian in dynasty clothing

    • @SJ-ro8ij
      @SJ-ro8ij 4 роки тому +3

      No no he has a point

    • @SJ-ro8ij
      @SJ-ro8ij 4 роки тому +3

      No no he has a point

    • @SJ-ro8ij
      @SJ-ro8ij 4 роки тому +3

      No no he has a point

    • @Narwhalcorn_
      @Narwhalcorn_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@SJ-ro8ij why did you say that 3 times?

    • @user-nr6is3eh2c
      @user-nr6is3eh2c 4 роки тому +4

      Narwhalicorn Gaming its a glitch that happens if you press the send button multiple times

  • @agedisnuts
    @agedisnuts 4 роки тому +31

    9:20 that guy on the right looks like me when I forget my mask...

  • @ldeeevs1747
    @ldeeevs1747 4 роки тому

    Final Boss(es): The last unit from each faction (the ones to the farthest right). There can be only only one of each of those, and you cannot use them. (Can't use Snuffy against Snuffy, or all the others). This includes the secret units. Money limit is 8,000. Win within 40 or 30 seconds, or 50.
    Boom: One of every unit that uses a bomb (two if you want to be challenged). Ex. Bomb on a stick, dynamite on a stick.
    Seige: Two catapults, two ballistas, two pumpkin catapults, two Gatling guns, and whatever else. Limit is 5000. Survive for 20 seconds.
    Clint Yeetwood: Quickdraw with a bunch of cheerleaders. Limit is 1500.
    Pick whatever you like like the most. Condition: Kill the quickdraw.

  • @efedrowisch
    @efedrowisch 4 роки тому +1

    “Try to survive “ as many rappers as you can have and 1 unit survive for 3 minutes

  • @scpfoundation2040
    @scpfoundation2040 4 роки тому +40

    God cap is a treasure hes so hilarious

    • @grimblegomble
      @grimblegomble 4 роки тому +1

      [REDACTED]

    • @s.c.p-0493
      @s.c.p-0493 4 роки тому +1

      Can you guys let me out?

    • @s.c.p-0493
      @s.c.p-0493 4 роки тому +1

      I love killing things btw

    • @drtreece36
      @drtreece36 4 роки тому +1

      Are you the actual scp foundation

    • @s.c.p-0493
      @s.c.p-0493 4 роки тому +2

      You guys really suck at keeping us contained

  • @Aaronandjaden-b2h
    @Aaronandjaden-b2h 4 роки тому +55

    It Don’t Die Boi
    Day 60 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats

    • @frtruck
      @frtruck 4 роки тому +1

      STOP

    • @kwithhhh
      @kwithhhh 4 роки тому +1

      Never stop soldier

    • @HollowKnightReference
      @HollowKnightReference 4 роки тому +1

      Stay determined. I wish you luck.

    • @chrislafriniere8642
      @chrislafriniere8642 4 роки тому +1

      I say yes Wait never mind I say no because I'm doing it myself and I don't want any spoilers

    • @chrislafriniere8642
      @chrislafriniere8642 4 роки тому

      So yeah did you think about that did you I thank you not unless you just want to watch it and not play it I suggest you play it and not watch it please please please

  • @childbaker1667
    @childbaker1667 3 роки тому

    pirates: has giant with anchors for hands
    Fantasy: has literal gods
    western: cactus man

  • @dinkeykong
    @dinkeykong 4 роки тому +2

    Can we just appreciate how much of a banger the pirate soundtrack is

  • @EuantheFurry
    @EuantheFurry 4 роки тому +41

    Me: Mom can we get longship?
    Mom: No, we have longship at home.
    Longship at home: Bank robbers

  • @powerrangerkid16
    @powerrangerkid16 3 роки тому +2

    3:48
    Cacti: Muuuuuuuuuuu-
    Captain sauce: don't say muffin button
    Cacti: BUT IT WAS! THERE'S SCIENCE AND STUFF!

  • @gabrielfurlanalvesfay3203
    @gabrielfurlanalvesfay3203 3 роки тому +3

    For all of you that are in COVID-19, I hope you are well and healthy 🥰🥰

  • @nedgalac7583
    @nedgalac7583 4 роки тому +6

    I'm commenting again because I feel the need to say this.
    Hey Cap, the Cactus isn't the only Balista shield, the Blunderbuss can survive Batista shots too thanks to its armour.
    So can the Pirate Queen but I only say that since she's the only boss unit (minus the secret faction) that can survive 2 bolts.

    • @deniseschilling9522
      @deniseschilling9522 4 роки тому

      he figure that out in a past TABS video

    • @wildfire2484
      @wildfire2484 4 роки тому

      also the hay baler can live ballista shots

    • @nedgalac7583
      @nedgalac7583 4 роки тому

      Denis what did he figure out?
      The Blunderbuss part or the Pirate Queen part?

    • @jeremyready8030
      @jeremyready8030 4 роки тому

      The Pirate Queen can't take on 2 ballista bolts, but the mammoth and the Da Vinci tank can.

    • @depressedninjaturtle1813
      @depressedninjaturtle1813 4 роки тому

      He’s also figured out that the ballista is the ultimate not god killer. Wait no he hasn’t.

  • @theb3stvloger550
    @theb3stvloger550 4 роки тому +24

    Super easy: 10 dead eye on the roof of the western map, 15 miners, 30 gun slingers and finally 20 quick draw.

  • @Canguro2010
    @Canguro2010 3 роки тому +4

    18:19
    Cap: The cactus's did it!
    Quick Draw who shot the other Shogun in the back, killing him: Am I a joke to you?

  • @zoroverse8358
    @zoroverse8358 4 роки тому +1

    cactus made him win.
    captainsauce:thank you backflipping wobbely horse.
    cactus: am i a joke to you?

  • @hoodiedagamer17
    @hoodiedagamer17 4 роки тому +7

    Dynamite Throwers: “ Cap, can you you stop crapping on us?” Cap: “NO”

  • @cameraman1059
    @cameraman1059 4 роки тому +21

    firing range:
    two dead eyes
    four blunderbusts
    four gunslinger
    1 quick draw
    1 captain
    and ten musketers

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 4 роки тому +3

      Harry Warren vs hobbits

    • @carbon5812
      @carbon5812 4 роки тому

      i can beat that with
      ice giant and healers xD

  • @mr.mcflurryco.1034
    @mr.mcflurryco.1034 3 роки тому +1

    I had an entire siege plan with the western faction: depending on the amount of mone u got then about ten bomb throwers in the front woud do. Get a few cacti in the front row if there r any explosive enemy units but if not put them behind the bombers. About three gunslingers behind the bc u know they rain bullets. Deadeyes always hit their target and do damage but take time to get their aim straight. Finish it off with two quick draws and miners to guard them. If ur feeling angsty then put a few Gatling guns in the back. If any1 uses this I will be a happy camper

  • @kevinnguyen3087
    @kevinnguyen3087 3 роки тому +1

    The Bird Cage [REMASTERED]
    Map: Spooky 2
    Border: Diagonal (Top left to bottom right)
    Units:
    10 Valkyries
    5 Scarecrows
    2 Cupids
    Your team:
    1 Halfling in the front
    1 Fencer
    1 Ballooner (NOT balloon archer)
    1 Taekwondo student
    1 Painter
    Plus: You cannot add any additional units to your team.
    🔻

  • @tyler8364
    @tyler8364 4 роки тому +41

    The hobbit and his unusual allies:
    1 hobbit you must kill in the back and 4 mammoths in the front but you can only use a third of the price

  • @Pepsi-Mann21
    @Pepsi-Mann21 4 роки тому +15

    18:20 I'm pretty sure it was the quickdraw that defeated one of the shoguns, you could see the shogun being held by the Cactus bois has his eyes not X marks.

  • @Triggered6277
    @Triggered6277 3 роки тому +1

    11:55 you can _hear_ the tentacle getting ready to pick up the deadeye

  • @haydenperez6751
    @haydenperez6751 2 роки тому

    Cactus: *gets impaled by a ballista bolt*
    also cactus: "Tis but a flesh wound."

  • @davidniedermeyer8285
    @davidniedermeyer8285 4 роки тому +6

    Battle suggestion: protect the general.
    Rules:
    You have a general you have to protect and so does the enemy.
    No reapers.
    You pick your general.
    Enemy army: 5 cactus in front. One cavalry (not jouster) on each flank, 10 brawler behind cactus, 6 skeleton Archers behind them then 4 knights surrounding a king which will be the enemy general.

    • @tauntingblade361
      @tauntingblade361 4 роки тому

      david niedermeyer ice giant

    • @Vortex_Tornado
      @Vortex_Tornado 4 роки тому

      I like this battle suggestion, it uses the win condition creatively like sauce wants (instead just suggesting a ton of one type of unit as a battle without special win condition)

    • @vacilated
      @vacilated 4 роки тому

      Cap has to control the general though, but that would resolve into having smaller funds

  • @lunalasmith8351
    @lunalasmith8351 4 роки тому +243

    Hey CaptainSauce I just wanted to tell you that tomorrow is my birthday and I would REALLY like it if you got back to playing Subnautica Below Zero because I want to see more Pangualiens and not just the one you stole from it's parents

  • @Yeyejpg
    @Yeyejpg Рік тому +1

    Sauce is the best,he always makes my day.
    Never fails to put a smile on my face

  • @lamihadamshareef5270
    @lamihadamshareef5270 4 роки тому

    Captains:how did you survive that.
    Catus:i have no idea.

  • @averagebadplayer5366
    @averagebadplayer5366 4 роки тому +10

    Battle idea: defeat the hobbit instead of protect it

    • @theb3stvloger550
      @theb3stvloger550 4 роки тому

      RNG ACES he already did that sorry not to be mean.

  • @aimbot_aang7110
    @aimbot_aang7110 4 роки тому +3

    18:26
    In loving memory of Master Shogun
    2020-2020
    "Dead from rape by a man in a cactus costume"

    • @thebloodyj7407
      @thebloodyj7407 4 роки тому

      XD now that is a good joke but not as good as "you have a Japanese accent so you sound like a samurai but you look like a pizza pocket" those where the good ol' days.

    • @someoneonearthh
      @someoneonearthh 4 роки тому

      I want that on my grave

  • @cooperpeters5268
    @cooperpeters5268 4 роки тому

    The Hokey Pokey:
    20 cacti, 5 sarrisas, 5 squires, 5 hoplites, and 1 jester to rule them all. Ya do the hokey pokey and try not to get stabbed, that’s what it’s all about.

  • @gervasiocampana6217
    @gervasiocampana6217 4 роки тому

    Make a tiny circle big enough to fit about 1 Snuffy, surround it with a two hundred vampires.
    Survive for twenty seconds.

  • @c10s48
    @c10s48 4 роки тому +29

    The dinamite throwers throw there dinamite and keep the enemy’s in the dinamites blast area bye fighting them on top of the dinamite