Girls Don't Have Real Friends

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  • @yunggpacino
    @yunggpacino 8 років тому +3493

    I started listening to Patrice 2 days ago I've barely slept lol

    • @futurama1211
      @futurama1211 8 років тому +139

      +Patrick Adzimah you wont and then youll truly start thinking about what he says then you wont sleep even more lol

    • @khalilsmith9043
      @khalilsmith9043 8 років тому +102

      +Patrick Adzimah This man changed my life

    • @SugarKingObi
      @SugarKingObi 8 років тому +28

      he's the man

    • @theblackhundreds7124
      @theblackhundreds7124 8 років тому +66

      And you won't for at least another month.
      There is so much content on him and STILL I find more

    • @theblackhundreds7124
      @theblackhundreds7124 8 років тому +5

      Anthony Badessa lmao

  • @ThtGuyIzRippin
    @ThtGuyIzRippin 2 роки тому +255

    Therapy: $100 an hour
    Listening to patrice: free

  • @piranhaluftwaffe189
    @piranhaluftwaffe189 9 років тому +1948

    Patrice is teaching me about life. Been on a Patrice binge for the past few days.

    • @thebluelagoon6291
      @thebluelagoon6291 9 років тому +32

      hahahaha same here. the man is a genius.

    • @armin38822
      @armin38822 9 років тому +35

      +Piranha Luftwaffe best thing is that you will keep coming back

    • @zitojones
      @zitojones 8 років тому +8

      +Piranha Luftwaffe ME TOO lol!!!I've been bumping him ever since I discovered him

    • @shunwan-shi-tong1237
      @shunwan-shi-tong1237 7 років тому +4

      Piranha Luftwaffe years for me.

    • @doctorbnasty1859
      @doctorbnasty1859 7 років тому +15

      Him and Bill Burr been teaching me about life. They modern day Pluto and Aristotle

  • @ayrton56612
    @ayrton56612 4 роки тому +778

    I've always noticed how most girls have a different best friend every 2-3 years.

    • @redpillretail
      @redpillretail 4 роки тому +41

      😂 true so true .

    • @slimmike56
      @slimmike56 3 роки тому +38

      @gJb 1 the number of options could be a factor but I think what he means is how “casually” they jus call someone a “bestie” or whatever

    • @jacobgarz8970
      @jacobgarz8970 3 роки тому +30

      I’ve known my best friends for 12 years

    • @jacobgarz8970
      @jacobgarz8970 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah it’s true, my sister has a different best friend every year it feels like

    • @62crazylegs
      @62crazylegs 3 роки тому +3

      FACTS

  • @johnjackson9767
    @johnjackson9767 4 роки тому +508

    Patrice is the father figure a lot of guys needed.

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 4 роки тому +45

      Truth. There's a picture of Patrice in my home and people often ask me who he is if they don't know him already. It always freaks them out when I say he's my father because I'm a white guy lol.

    • @jas9239
      @jas9239 4 роки тому +2

      Meowtstanding One wait..you have a random framed picture of Patrice in your house? It’s not just a picture you printed off the computer is it? Tell me it is

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 4 роки тому +14

      @@jas9239 Sure do, playa, it's this picture: theysofunny.com/patrice-oneal/ Had an acquaintance scale it, touch it up, and then print it on some photo grade paper then I had it framed in an 8x10 and hung it up in my living room. It's kinda like how christian people hang up a picture of Jesus in their home, his picture helps me stay righteous and vigilant when karate class is in session.

    • @jas9239
      @jas9239 4 роки тому +2

      Meowtstanding One hahaha, that’s hilarious, good analogy

    • @j-skrogz5857
      @j-skrogz5857 4 роки тому +2

      The Crimson Cat Nice, soldier. Way to be diligent

  • @franciscoreyes7370
    @franciscoreyes7370 5 років тому +328

    "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness". words to live by

  • @solidsnakejake185
    @solidsnakejake185 9 років тому +945

    You know, whenever famous people die, they are always praised as amazing for whatever they do when really they aren't that special but Patrice truly made the show great every time he was on. It's a shame he doesn't get the recognition he deserves

    • @lelostarks7139
      @lelostarks7139 7 років тому +32

      He does from all us Opie and Anthony fans over those ten years or so. None of us will ever forget what he did for the show. It's to bad for he would have done great with this PC bullshit starting going the other way. ( I hope and think it is at least ? ) Just like Don won for wiping PC with his asshole - Mr. Oneal would have become popular due to the same.

    • @PreacherJenkins
      @PreacherJenkins 6 років тому +32

      Almost every comedian/entertainer that knows him holds him in very high esteem. People like Burr, Louis CK, O & A, Colin Quinn, Norton, Chris Rock, etc.

    • @beenmajor1019
      @beenmajor1019 6 років тому +13

      Jake Michael he criticized women to much.... if had called em a princess every 13 words they’d be championing for him

    • @hennythingispossible11
      @hennythingispossible11 5 років тому +6

      @@beenmajor1019 nah theyll prolly start treating him like shit the moment he starts buttering up lol

    • @rosharma7443
      @rosharma7443 4 роки тому +14

      5 years later man their is a cult of men he has brought back from death.

  • @AndyHoward
    @AndyHoward 4 роки тому +48

    "I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." -- I LOST IT!

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 2 роки тому +5

      Facts. You gotta remember that no matter what. You are the upgrade for them, not the other way around

  • @solortus
    @solortus 4 роки тому +300

    This is one of Patrice's last podcasts. He said on 50:35 that he's 41, he died when he was 41. RIP legend

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 4 роки тому +31

      Yeah men he had only 2 more appearances after this one

    • @silentwitness536
      @silentwitness536 4 роки тому +10

      @@drewinsur7321 Are they all online? How many did he do?

    • @jakethesnake2758
      @jakethesnake2758 4 роки тому +11

      Fuck💔

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 4 роки тому +6

      Why didnt he eat during this podcast, too long for a diabetic to not eat.

    • @silentwitness536
      @silentwitness536 4 роки тому +9

      @@stevendalloesingh1214 Im a diabetic. I eat every 4-6 hours.

  • @TheHawk-dy4cl
    @TheHawk-dy4cl 8 років тому +338

    man Patrice was soooo fucking wise, people don't even realize how deep what he's talking about is

    • @jeffreytackett3922
      @jeffreytackett3922 3 роки тому

      People don't, but you do? You aren't people?

    • @alexmur6411
      @alexmur6411 3 роки тому +20

      @@jeffreytackett3922 you sound high, you know what the fuck he means, stop trying to be different, don’t be a phony. Patrice was a Genius

    • @starkey8512
      @starkey8512 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexmur6411 Bro, these narcs who gaslight , are brain dead lol. best way to respond to these gaslighters, is the same way you deal with women. Ignore them hahahaha treat them like a child bc its what they are hahahaha

    • @trippie9198
      @trippie9198 3 роки тому

      @@jeffreytackett3922 what kind of a dumb ass comment is this

  • @thewood1001
    @thewood1001 5 років тому +296

    Patrice the Prophet. Tiger rode the wave and won The Masters yesterday.

    • @drywetstudios
      @drywetstudios 5 років тому +26

      he heard the episode

    • @a.j.9727
      @a.j.9727 5 років тому +38

      And he got a new chick.

    • @makemeajmod
      @makemeajmod 4 роки тому +35

      I could hear Patrices laugh from heaven when this happened

    • @PicklezTV
      @PicklezTV 4 роки тому +4

      @@a.j.9727 that's a huge help

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 4 роки тому +6

      Truth often comes true

  • @winstonfreckleton11
    @winstonfreckleton11 4 роки тому +242

    Please never delete this channel, this man is my Bible.

    • @Tech_Traveler
      @Tech_Traveler 4 роки тому +12

      Better download them. UA-cam would delete it.

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 4 роки тому

      @@Tech_Traveler True that. Thank Saint Patreeky for Archive.org

    • @JesusIsKingAndSavior
      @JesusIsKingAndSavior 4 роки тому +1

      Earthy bible for earthy concerns. Absolutely. I wish I'd given Patrice my college tuition instead.

    • @sharblades1582
      @sharblades1582 4 роки тому +2

      Download them.

    • @TheAnamnesisable
      @TheAnamnesisable 3 роки тому

      @@sharblades1582 share if this gets taken down

  • @LoneStarVII
    @LoneStarVII 9 років тому +308

    Patrice's perspective of your spirit/swag is damn superb. It was genius.

    • @0xalbic
      @0xalbic 8 років тому +8

      +Lone Star VII hey bitchhhueh

    • @brucewayne4164
      @brucewayne4164 7 років тому +10

      Alessandro PB your swag is off admit it

    • @Boshunz
      @Boshunz 6 років тому +12

      Yeah. I go back to this every now and then when I can't call a girl a bitch correctly.

    • @_Nosferatu_
      @_Nosferatu_ 4 роки тому +1

      time stamp?

  • @UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
    @UrbanOutlawsSk8Co 5 років тому +346

    I think Patrice would be happy to know his videos are the only ones on UA-cam that doesn't have a terrible comment section

    • @alexandrebravo4472
      @alexandrebravo4472 4 роки тому +9

      holy shit u right 😱

    • @sportbros1
      @sportbros1 4 роки тому +11

      this is the type of comment that makes comment sections shitty

    • @3dChris
      @3dChris 3 роки тому +2

      Patrice's videos and Mac Miller's have nearly immaculate comment sections.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 2 роки тому +1

      Bladee, and zyzz videos are positive members only ⛓😤🥶 yeah and oney plays has a great community. I also believe that demographic for black Philip is 99.99% male.

    • @aubrey2354
      @aubrey2354 2 роки тому

      That's a great observation. Which is interesting cause youd think people would hate for being honest but he was insanely loved which shows if you honest you'd get genuinely love.

  • @2burp2
    @2burp2 10 років тому +855

    There should be something like carfax for women.

    • @LemonNation
      @LemonNation 9 років тому +186

      Bitchfax.

    • @bigcheech1937
      @bigcheech1937 9 років тому +37

      I endorse this! But alas the dick doesn't care about past history.

    • @akeebalayne9842
      @akeebalayne9842 9 років тому +69

      PORFAS FPS There is, cat-fax. STD test results, if she has a problem accepting responsibility for things she participated in weather past or present, if she has daddy issues like lots of women do right before they get into striping or porn, attitude problems, if she was abused as a kid and never got help. All this shit pops up as soon as you get comfortable.

    • @chad4452
      @chad4452 7 років тому +5

      amen.

    • @SystemAdministrator1
      @SystemAdministrator1 7 років тому +1

      DiRossi - Girlfax

  • @takerdust
    @takerdust 10 років тому +228

    18:00 I like how Patrice labels the typical O&A caller as a competitive hot dog eater

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 роки тому +6

      I’m having cramps from the laughter with that line. Nice visualization

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 2 роки тому +2

      I had to pause it there so I could laugh like a maniac. Fuck that bit got me good!

  • @elias197859
    @elias197859 Рік тому +9

    Mad props to Lionel Joseph who started listening to patrice 6 years ago and still hasn't slept

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 4 роки тому +226

    24:11 "If something happened between you and Op'... I wouldn't fuckin' choose sides! ... That's not dude shit!" Patrice was literally holding this whole crew together. It's no surprise that when he died, their inner non-dude started to bubble to the top.

    • @CH0MSKYH0NK
      @CH0MSKYH0NK 3 роки тому +26

      Painfully accurate

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 роки тому +13

      This is straight facts.

    • @DjTittySprinklez
      @DjTittySprinklez 2 роки тому

      What do you mean?

    • @adamclark7564
      @adamclark7564 2 роки тому +7

      Never thought of it lile that but i think you hit the nail on the head

    • @blanktrigger8863
      @blanktrigger8863 2 роки тому

      That's a statement that made no sense. A man is gonna go with what's right because he isn't afraid to be rejected. Females are the ones who try to keep relationship ties no matter what.

  • @KeplerAuguste
    @KeplerAuguste 5 років тому +178

    23:32 "Compromise means that one of us has to be unhappy ..." .
    I listened to this podcast episode already and thought that I heard everything the first time . However It's 2019 and i'm still picking up jewels from Patrice O'Neal . I Can't thank this man enough even after his death .

    • @dreharrison352
      @dreharrison352 5 років тому +8

      I just started telling women I Don't compromise and always stupidly explain it cause I can't pin point exactly what I want to say and that is perfect way to put it

    • @suavegawd807
      @suavegawd807 4 роки тому +2

      @@dreharrison352 just reading this man and this really is my whole life.

    • @blakelip3
      @blakelip3 2 роки тому

      Tried explaining this to my sister smh epic fail

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 6 років тому +221

    "You cannot force your swagger to come back"
    god damn if that's not true.
    Look at Derrick Rose, Isiah Thomas.

    • @dbb2347
      @dbb2347 6 років тому

      Jack Salonsky fuck

    • @andose88
      @andose88 5 років тому +20

      Jack Salonsky Peter Parker jumping off of the roof in Spider-Man 2 talking about, "I'M BACK, I'M BAAAAACK, I'M BAAAAACCCCK!!!!!".

    • @mackinshizzaveli4202
      @mackinshizzaveli4202 5 років тому +9

      Jack Salonsky They didn’t force it. D Rose rode it out for years with different teams and IT isn’t back.

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 5 років тому +14

      D Rose is back, but those injuries won't stop

  • @Malama_Ki
    @Malama_Ki 2 роки тому +7

    “Don’t nice your way out of your own happiness” R.I.P. King!!!! This brother was speaking for men.

  • @hippa2dahoppa2
    @hippa2dahoppa2 10 років тому +246

    you stop talking to friends when you breakup because the people mostly werent friends to begin with. you end up talking to them just because they are around and you have to

    • @PsychokoreUndergroundRap
      @PsychokoreUndergroundRap 9 років тому +40

      the truth is dark and foul

    • @leemajorsherod1
      @leemajorsherod1 6 років тому +60

      They are called associates. People need to know the difference between friends and associates

    • @livinglifetthefullest7722
      @livinglifetthefullest7722 5 років тому +7

      Nah 16 years of friendship been friends since pampers she became a selfish bitch.

    • @FellowSporter
      @FellowSporter 4 роки тому +2

      There’s always an exception you’re right

    • @aravindkm2012
      @aravindkm2012 2 роки тому +4

      @@PsychokoreUndergroundRap It is like a school classroom. You're pretty much forced to sit together with a bunch of people everyday for a year or two and then you get chummy cause there's no one else around. Sure you make a couple friends but not everyone sticks around.

  • @billoba76
    @billoba76 8 років тому +82

    I FUCKING LOVE PATRICE ONEAL I MISS HIM LIKE HE WAS FAMILY

    • @tholli954
      @tholli954 8 років тому +8

      absolutely

    • @bricecate
      @bricecate 7 років тому +1

      Sneakers And Reefer one of those guys that people missed when he was alive. fuckin sucks. I try to spread his name around whenever I hear people talk about comedy around me

    • @fhd_nmx
      @fhd_nmx 7 років тому

      Sneakers And Reefer wv

  • @anthonysteen56
    @anthonysteen56 3 роки тому +68

    Patrice speaks truth but he’s one of the few that can carry his anger in a charming and charismatic way.
    It’s definitely a step in the right direction

  • @JokersWild70
    @JokersWild70 4 роки тому +139

    But a woman's best friend is almost never her man. She still tells things to her girly friends that she won't ever tell her man. Just can't trust 'em. Thank you for uploading all of these Patrice clips!

    • @1cigarchefofficial
      @1cigarchefofficial 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly, never. Lol

    • @flavourruling2162
      @flavourruling2162 3 роки тому +27

      My ex used to call me her best friend and would ask if I’m the same. Dated for two years. I’ve got bros I’ve known for fucking 15 years, I’m only 21, they’re my best friends. Not her. But what fucked me up is her god damn puppy dog eyes, which she had on all the time because she’s fragile. She might not know she’s wielding a weapon, but it’s still a weapon none the less. So I got hit the by the weapon, and now I’m “her best friend”. It made me want to vomit every time I said it. You’re my girlfriend, be happy with that. We’re not best friends, a girls best friend is the guy giving all and getting none. Miss me with that shit

    • @JokersWild70
      @JokersWild70 3 роки тому +7

      @@flavourruling2162 I definitely couldn't really have said that any better. I absolutely agree! We're pretty much never their best friends, and what you said about your bros...that's why you never let them go. They'll most likely be there when things go south with a woman. I'm 50, with a lot of life experience, so I've seen it 100 times, you know? I love my wife and we get along great, but I still don't consider her my best friend. I've got guys still around since elementary school. Those are some of my best friends.

    • @acey6647
      @acey6647 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair we tell our friends some shit they don’t know but that’s because they go crazy over shit that doesn’t really matter.

    • @michaeltwiz8477
      @michaeltwiz8477 2 роки тому +1

      @@badbeachindustry1615 Do the drug dealer or the one that you have friendly head with really listen or just tell you what you want to hear?

  • @yahtzeeeuook3193
    @yahtzeeeuook3193 4 роки тому +61

    If only I discovered Patrice 10 years ago, I wouldn't have had a tenth of the trouble

    • @theruddyone6443
      @theruddyone6443 Рік тому +1

      10 years... that number rings true here too.

  • @kylek7748
    @kylek7748 5 років тому +81

    And there is no such thing as girl code either, they are completely blinded by their emotions. So even if it's their best friend's brother or ex all that person has to do is give them that butterflies feeling once and it's over no matter who it is or if they're in a relationship.

    • @arkyandy9612
      @arkyandy9612 2 роки тому +14

      It’s the Ho code “fu’k you I’m getting mine”

  • @SegediInc
    @SegediInc 4 роки тому +38

    My ex was like this also.. its all about self esteem issues.. she just wants to put you down for it to feel stronger..

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Рік тому

      She wants to be better than you. Because you ARE the shit.

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver 10 років тому +1379

    A woman's friends are the equivalent of her personality, fake. Makes you cringe to see women pretending to like each other.

    • @dashonhurts
      @dashonhurts 10 років тому +125

      yea like fake it and just not talk to them. I'm cordial with people I don't like but I don't make a point to pretend. That's more energy used that I could keep for myself.

    • @CultOfBlackPhillip
      @CultOfBlackPhillip  10 років тому +488

      Most women use their friends until they realize their friends are also using them back, they become offended and are too proud to admit it's a mutual problem. They leave on bad terms never to be cordial again. That's why every bitch I ever met has a bestfriend they only known for 9 months and I got about 20 dudes i've met over the years who i'll be down with for life.
      Guys have a level of loyalty and dedication to people close to them the average women knows nothing about simply because they rely on the fact that their pussy can always guarantee at least one motherfucker cares about them in the end.

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 9 років тому +145

      CultOfBlackPhillip it's because dudes know how to let shit go, and apologize when shit goes bad. Women are miserable because they'll keep hate for someone going forever, then when they are sad and alone, they still won't accept that forgive and forget could have kept a friend around.

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 9 років тому +90

      ***** Women and their friends are like people that cheat in Monopoly. When one person is cheating and stealing from the bank, it's all good...but as soon as they find out other people are cheating too, it is now an issue.

    • @richcastle
      @richcastle 9 років тому +26

      phanatic215 great analogy, ima use it lol

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 2 роки тому +20

    11:04 "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend." God, did I need to hear that today. Not relationship-related, either - you know when the world is taking advantage of you. Thanks, Treeky. RIP

  • @marcusjackson8974
    @marcusjackson8974 7 років тому +482

    Patrice is a religion

  • @Icouldwriteabook
    @Icouldwriteabook 7 років тому +64

    "She didn't have the ability to see you be a better human being" Thank you, Patrice. Unfortunately, I did not meet you earlier. But glad to have found you in time of peril.. I can here you laughing at me. But it's alright bitch, I'd have your back in your peril, and then I'd laugh too.

  • @jelliott0077
    @jelliott0077 2 роки тому +27

    Lmao bro Patrice is so fucking right about swag… I lost mine a couple years ago and got it back relatively recently… when that shits gone you can’t force it. Like a fart, if you try n push it out you’re only gonna shit your pants lol

  • @danielbarton6069
    @danielbarton6069 4 роки тому +34

    Rip king Patrice. Still killin in 2019

  • @visceralfate6803
    @visceralfate6803 5 років тому +212

    How did this guy figure it all out? He's savage.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 років тому +69

      visceral fate he’s lived it. I can’t even imagine how many lifetimes I’d have to live to have his depth of wisdom on-hand

    • @chrismanning2433
      @chrismanning2433 4 роки тому +10

      I think some of his knowledge came from So Sauve forums and early PUA stuff.

    • @JesusIsKingAndSavior
      @JesusIsKingAndSavior 4 роки тому +7

      He was true in his reactions to himself and the reality of the world. And he didn't turn into a hater.

    • @totallybored5526
      @totallybored5526 4 роки тому +7

      Seeing the obvious. That’s how he figured it out

    • @j-skrogz5857
      @j-skrogz5857 4 роки тому +3

      Through trials and tribulations. Patrice had trouble getting females for a long time and in that time he was observing. He said it himself. In that time he created the “O’Neal Standard.” He quickly rose from the ranks of being a soldier to being a general or “king.” But because he has past know(R.I.P) and the impact the “O’Neal Standard,” had, he is referred to as a Prophet. Soldier on

  • @ChipFreeSpace
    @ChipFreeSpace 4 роки тому +31

    50:37 when Patrice says hes 41 and you know that this is one of the last recorded conversations these 3 men had...

  • @HermesHeals
    @HermesHeals 4 роки тому +43

    This man is seriously a god damn national treasure. I wish I would of found him when I was younger because he is so right about women

  • @Bangheed
    @Bangheed 9 місяців тому +6

    To all the fellow soldiers out there, remember to download as much Patrice as you can 💯 I have all the black Philip episodes downloaded and a good bit of the OnA appearances! Its only a matter of time before they try to destroy a pimps legacy💯💯

  • @raviolidad787
    @raviolidad787 7 років тому +78

    Patrice touches on stoic thought without knowing, amazing to listen to this man RIP.

    • @sportbros1
      @sportbros1 4 роки тому +13

      ya he has such a natural philosophy that matches with traditional philosophies. I think he matches up with lots of Chinese philosophy too

    • @lycheesack
      @lycheesack 4 роки тому

      timestamp?

  • @pmiskovic
    @pmiskovic 6 років тому +100

    I've listened to this countless times...lots to learn here, Patrice was truly plugged in. And Opie was right about Tiger...what a fall from grace, and he never recovered to this day. I feel bad for the guy, he wasn't cut from the right cloth for that level of fame, and yet now his ex wife is a multimillionaire buying mansions and dating one rich asshole to the next, enjoying the money she didn't earn while the guy that did is ruined. What a society we have here. Nobody ever talks about the shit men go through.

    • @fish2399
      @fish2399 4 роки тому +17

      This comment aged well.

    • @Bulkyninja
      @Bulkyninja 3 роки тому +16

      @@fish2399 Tiger laughing his redemption arc to the bank lmao. Cant ever keep a brotha down for long

    • @hurrifanc.3434
      @hurrifanc.3434 3 роки тому

      @@fish2399 ha tiger just wrecked and shattered his leg..yeah it did

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 роки тому

      Your comment is fucking stupid. Delete it.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 роки тому +4

      @@hurrifanc.3434 yet here he is still out there doing it. And you......?
      😂😂😂

  • @user-hf3uj1xd9p
    @user-hf3uj1xd9p 4 роки тому +16

    every since i started listening, i cant stop...Patrice is that dude

  • @hashholla
    @hashholla 5 років тому +60

    Tiger just won the masters!

    • @user-ux2ho6ps7j
      @user-ux2ho6ps7j 5 років тому +7

      I see you got a white baby on a key chain.. smart move ✌🏾

  • @mattkess3156
    @mattkess3156 4 роки тому +26

    Patrice: how was it?
    Opie: what, the Mexican food?
    Patrice: Nooooooo how did the box taste
    Lmao love you Patrice, God bless ya wherever you are man

  • @adamhowe8814
    @adamhowe8814 9 років тому +81

    he was a part of the old days.... yep. that's it..... damn Patrice had INSIGHT like no other. forget the comedy, LISTEN to him. hes a modern day urban guru

  • @rosharma7443
    @rosharma7443 4 роки тому +65

    Patrice would have been 50 this year. RIP

  • @999predators
    @999predators 4 роки тому +15

    Coming off cancer treatment, I had a great outlook on life. Patrice made it amazing.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Рік тому

      I hope you're kicking life in the ass brother.

  • @zukoher
    @zukoher 8 років тому +94

    She took ALL OF THE MONEY FROM THE JOINT ACCOUNT?!!! Oh god!!!!

    • @santanah.6897
      @santanah.6897 5 років тому +1

      Wow smfh

    • @karamlevi
      @karamlevi 5 років тому +15

      Only put in the money your okay with losing

    • @geostorm7426
      @geostorm7426 5 років тому +3

      “Hundreds of thousands every few months...I’m not kidding ,for nine years...” 59:09

    • @robertwalker799
      @robertwalker799 4 роки тому +12

      @aidan mclaughlin She's setting you up so she can raid the piggy bank. If you do it, prepare to have your money vanish.
      Don't do it. Just say no. If she doesn't like it, show her where the door is and let her know she's free to leave. You'll be doing yourself a hugh favor.

    • @LeMan8o4
      @LeMan8o4 3 роки тому +1

      My parents have always had joint and separate accounts! Married 45yrs the joint is for the home.

  • @VHRaga
    @VHRaga 5 років тому +25

    "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend"

  • @zacheryvellis6046
    @zacheryvellis6046 7 років тому +51

    Patrice didn't talk much verbally in this episode... but he spoke volumes in metaphorical life lessons

  • @astrotrain3332
    @astrotrain3332 2 роки тому +7

    Patrice is a philosopher as much as he is a comedian. Genius.

  • @ndegwatylord
    @ndegwatylord 4 роки тому +16

    Only Patrice believed in Tiger...Tiger got his swag back! dude saw it...Patrice is the Truth!

  • @tolanstout
    @tolanstout 4 роки тому +28

    Once again, Patrice was right. Tiger came back and dominated.

  • @thoyo
    @thoyo 4 роки тому +57

    Patrice didn't live to see it, but he was right. 7 years after he died, Tiger won another title.

    • @CHAZMOTO
      @CHAZMOTO 3 роки тому +2

      Tiger been listening lxl 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣❗🏌🏼‍♂️

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 3 роки тому

      That’s 7 whole years does that really count? I could say a space rock is gonna hit earth and eventually that will come true. A tornado will happen in Texas. Eventually it’ll be true.

    • @tl6752
      @tl6752 2 роки тому +10

      @@r011ing_thunder6 the counter-argument was that the swag was gone and he won’t win again...yet he did

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 2 роки тому +2

      @@tl6752 he got the swag back man

    • @Firenmage433
      @Firenmage433 2 роки тому +2

      @@r011ing_thunder6 lol how old are you if you really believe 7 years is a long time

  • @josephj5155
    @josephj5155 5 років тому +13

    I used to listen to these when I was in highschool now I'm an adult and its a whole new experience rip tha God tha legend Mr.p

  • @tigerjambz7564
    @tigerjambz7564 5 років тому +27

    Tiger got his swag back..patrice was right

  • @EMMmaximino
    @EMMmaximino 9 років тому +27

    lol! "i gotta get through black mesa"!!!!! lmao

  • @timothysteele8625
    @timothysteele8625 4 роки тому +24

    Patrice speaks what ive always known, but never articulated. You gotta be in your own zone...comfortable in your own skin...its all mental

  • @Early_Lately
    @Early_Lately 4 роки тому +6

    "She hit her head hits the screen door and now she's half in and half out front door"🤣

  • @connorfernandes2
    @connorfernandes2 3 роки тому +6

    Patrice was like the main character of a movie irl, everyone wants to be noble in there career and he was at the expense of his fame, and he always had a different take on any subject. Such a one of a kind person

  •  7 років тому +169

    women don't have friends i just realized that this year

    • @SaiMugga
      @SaiMugga 4 роки тому +24

      I swear my girl cant stand her "best friend"

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Рік тому

      My wife has a friend. But she doesn't realize the chick is really just trying to prove that her "man" is better... I'm gonna let her believe it for another year or two. MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😤

    •  Рік тому

      @@finished6267 What do you mean?

  • @johnwhitney4970
    @johnwhitney4970 8 місяців тому +3

    Long live Patrice

  • @TeamWorkOn3TV
    @TeamWorkOn3TV 2 роки тому +5

    If you need a reminder of how life works, just listen to Patrice 🙏🏾🙏🏾 he’s now one of my meditation formats lol

  • @bedavelli
    @bedavelli 4 роки тому +10

    “Don’t nice your way out of happiness, my friend.” - Patrice O’Neal

  • @dchalifoux8529
    @dchalifoux8529 5 років тому +25

    You boys saved my life with this channel.

  • @dreaded360
    @dreaded360 7 років тому +13

    55:32 I almost died .. knowing how much opie wanted the convo to turn to him. and doogie houser was smart

  • @johnga911
    @johnga911 9 років тому +31

    "Hundreds of thousands every few months ... for nine years"
    fffffffffffffuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @chronoslv3
    @chronoslv3 8 років тому +41

    It's cool to hear these guys talk about their lives. It's cool to hear Patrice interested in their story.

  • @davidbrant390
    @davidbrant390 6 років тому +11

    Patrice and these shows with him are rewiring my fucking brain, this is bloody amazing. We give them so much power to cause us depression and their ability we give them that makes our lives shit.

    • @hennythingispossible11
      @hennythingispossible11 4 роки тому

      it always our stupid fault.

    • @blanktrigger8863
      @blanktrigger8863 2 роки тому

      If folks understood what the bible's rejection of paganism means, they would have gotten this long time ago. The pagan deification of the dead is for dead spirits to exchange their death for our life by deceiving human beings into remembering them - which is the action of giving them attention and attending to them. The reason why females always flock to pagan theologies is precisely because females do that to males. Hence, males pick down when looking for wives etc and females virtually never do.

    • @jayt5346
      @jayt5346 10 місяців тому +1

      Well remember our societies and mothers pile drives us with the simp shit since birth: Disney Movies started it all

  • @MisterFridayOMG
    @MisterFridayOMG 9 років тому +51

    My best times are late spring and summer! You gotta know when its just not your time. We have all waves of awesomeness and just mediocrity.

  • @Yuskovonovitch
    @Yuskovonovitch 7 років тому +46

    Man, I'm sorry to hear this guy died early, but damn, keep this rolling.

  • @e.j.406
    @e.j.406 4 роки тому +6

    22:46 it's nice that Opie acknowledges he doesn't have real friends

  • @leftturn8016
    @leftturn8016 Рік тому +5

    To have this awareness I have now at 13 would have made me an animal

    • @ssgdean1969
      @ssgdean1969 4 місяці тому

      This awareness at that age would either make us animals or psychotic! I would risk it, though.

  • @jarnold3415
    @jarnold3415 3 роки тому +3

    Don’t ever nice your way out of your own happiness… greatest dude advice ever

  • @princesstank4299
    @princesstank4299 7 років тому +66

    i didn't like my ex talking to a friend from a group of our friends that I introduced her to now they have a little girl

  • @markbaxter6972
    @markbaxter6972 2 роки тому +5

    2022 still relevant today

  • @coldoutcast2
    @coldoutcast2 7 років тому +39

    how ironic, fast forward to 2017 turns out the two of em aren't real friends either

    • @k_god7207
      @k_god7207 5 років тому +21

      Thats what happens when you combine friends and career.

  • @moe3235
    @moe3235 3 роки тому +4

    I love how youtube likes to unsubscribe you from good channels with honesty & truth (because truth is bad for business) but I keep coming back to these videos manually for my apple a day lol

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 2 роки тому +2

      “We maximize watch time, and time spent on UA-cam” proceeds to recommend me shit I don’t want to watch ever and always click off of.

  • @l0ufromdaBX
    @l0ufromdaBX 4 роки тому +5

    7:41 that “My lovely whore” line never gets old 😂😂😂😂

  • @jozillagorilla1263
    @jozillagorilla1263 Рік тому +4

    "This wasn't a typical divorce. She wanted Ant's heart."
    Sounds pretty typical to me.

  • @shunwan-shi-tong1237
    @shunwan-shi-tong1237 7 років тому +27

    I miss you dad😰😰😭

  • @jackp.3605
    @jackp.3605 5 років тому +33

    They were hella wrong about tiger woods, cept for patrice

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 3 роки тому +5

    During my sister’s divorce with her ex, our moms still talked until my sister got angry that our Mom gave his Mom certain info, so they stopped talking then.
    Then when me and my gf broke up, she insisted she’d stop talking to my sisters, but I was like “what? Why? I don’t care”, and they made the biggest deal out of it that I’ll never understand.

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX Рік тому +1

    Patrice O’Neal truly is an oracle. Love how uploads like this ensure he will live forever.

  • @gayrambo4529
    @gayrambo4529 4 роки тому +6

    24:12 "If something ever happened with you and Ope.." I'm glad that happened AFTER Patrice passed. Rest In Power big man.

  • @meleepinata
    @meleepinata Рік тому +2

    Lease, yours. Mortgage, yours. Cars, yours. Prenup. If it's yours, it's yours. You busted your ass for it. It belongs to no one else.

  • @MrSmith-eg7oh
    @MrSmith-eg7oh 4 роки тому +13

    I'm a man and if someone does me wrong and you still go hang with them that tells me something about you. But on the level that Patrice saying is right.

  • @Remykapel
    @Remykapel 2 роки тому +3

    The 9th annual Patrice O'Neil Comedy benefit is Tue Jan 18th 2022 730pm at NY City Center
    All $ goes to his family .
    Huge line up of killer comics.
    Let your people know please..
    RIP Legend

  • @randigitymarcum8728
    @randigitymarcum8728 5 років тому +9

    "She got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

  • @williamrusso3130
    @williamrusso3130 4 роки тому +6

    When Opie's talking about his ex helping Ant's ex wife, you can tell Ant's really holding back.

  • @thefirmament1616
    @thefirmament1616 8 років тому +247

    do woman have any hobbies or anything they really like to do besides complaining about what a guy is wanting to do or not wanting to do for them

    • @khalilsmith9043
      @khalilsmith9043 8 років тому +147

      +assclown Women like taking pictures of themselves doing things. It's like they don't do activities for themselves; they go out to take pictures and prove to others that they have a life.

    • @alexanderjackson9175
      @alexanderjackson9175 7 років тому

      Mikhanator yupp it is

    • @nadjiguemarful
      @nadjiguemarful 6 років тому +13

      yeah maybe u just date lame bitches because u have ur own issues

    • @marim5530
      @marim5530 5 років тому +1

      n guemar lmao

    • @livinglifetthefullest7722
      @livinglifetthefullest7722 5 років тому +2

      n guemar exactly I don’t have friends who do that lol

  • @realSpook
    @realSpook 3 роки тому +4

    I've been listening to Patrice for about a year now. I think I've listened to 99% of his recordings and I'm starting get sadder as the idea of him being gone sets in

  • @BREAKocean
    @BREAKocean 2 роки тому +3

    These Competitive hot dog eaters had me rolling

  • @christiananderson6761
    @christiananderson6761 Рік тому +1

    opie just absolutely steamrolls the conversation every time its about to somewhere great

  • @diegobrando6742
    @diegobrando6742 4 роки тому +8

    This dude could bring klansmen and black panthers together

    • @JesusIsKingAndSavior
      @JesusIsKingAndSavior 4 роки тому +2

      A lot of people could in reality, if you know the impulses and why they think and feel the way they do. They're different sides of the same coin.

  • @johnnonamegibbon3580
    @johnnonamegibbon3580 10 років тому +39

    I feel like I'm not supposed to be listening to this. It feels like a very private conversation for some reason.
    Also, I've never seen Anthony's ex.

    • @SalmonFume
      @SalmonFume 10 років тому +4

      I had the same weird feeling listening to this. Patrice talking reality again though.

  • @brianramirez8255
    @brianramirez8255 5 років тому +27

    Patrice was right about Tiger. Hes back and Anthony would get an earful about it lol

  • @Killahfam69
    @Killahfam69 10 років тому +462

    If patrice was still alive he would have defended anthony

    • @spiritofalaska
      @spiritofalaska 9 років тому +31

      killahfam69 you´re right, they were friends and I loved the respect they had for each other. patrice and ant had each others backs in many debates in the show

    • @TheAGCteam
      @TheAGCteam 9 років тому +12

      killahfam69 Shouldn't have eaten himself to death.

    • @Killahfam69
      @Killahfam69 9 років тому +19

      ***** yeah he said that but still would have defended him

    • @MattttG3
      @MattttG3 9 років тому +62

      ***** If he defended Don Imus for calling the Rutgers girls "nappy headed hoes" (which he did) then he surely would have defended Anthony. You forget that Patrice's whole stance was he supported racism. He actually praised himself and his constituents for admitting being racist. Especially on the ground of it being for a joke. Ant is always the joker and opie is the bitchy hack pilot

    • @donniesack694
      @donniesack694 9 років тому +21

      ***** I totally agree with you!! He wouldn't be mad he would have just clowned the fuck outta him.
      *Patrice voice* YOU SNITCHED ON YA SELF!!! like *sissshhh* here's the thing I'm not surprised this happened. Ant is a fuckin racist...I love him tho even tho he's a racist. Like Clint Eastwood...I know he don't like niggas but I still like him..but I hate him..but I like him, right.
      hahaha Patrice always said he was racist in the past anyhow.

  • @charliebabbit985
    @charliebabbit985 3 роки тому +10

    This is so awkward when you realize that Opie and Anthony are talking about each other when they talk about old friends they lost because relationships ended

    • @arthuropondo8554
      @arthuropondo8554 2 роки тому

      Is it, ? I had not quite picked up on that yet but I get where you are coming from. Interesting point of view.

  • @darkknightdev
    @darkknightdev 10 років тому +29

    God I miss Ant already

  • @EbuBax
    @EbuBax 5 років тому +16

    The cult of black philip can never die