The way he just goes “Hmm...it’s not enough!” gets me every time. Especially since every time he does it he manages to go up another level of messed up.
crystal meth, ecstasy, heroine, LSD, *triforce* , opium, flunitrazepam, ketamine, mdma, mescaline... great sentence mixing on that whole part, why is rosen so good at saying the names of medicine/drugs
I've never seen a traditional YTP since forever. YTPs used to be like this. No original content, no storyline. Just straight up homemade jokes, memes and insane editing.
The recipe for Rosen Delight: Several teaspoons of the Michael Rosen Crap Miss Fridge (diced) A sprinkle of pepper A sprinkle of salt A slice of bread 100 teaspoonfuls of sugar Literally every drug in existence Vodka Dog piss Dog shit Spit Mucus Worms Spiders Flies Cook in a pan over a fire and serve
Here’s the recipe Two heads Dog urine 30 insects Poop Toilet water Metal Springlocks A spiderweb A hair comb Bake in oven 1.0000000000000000000000000 sec Enjoy
Writing while hearing: The following go in the oven: -Crap -A melted human head -A piece of bread And the following in a frying pan -A hvman heart, cut into pieces fried -Hvman bl00d. Put it in the pan -C*caine, magic mushrooms, C*nium, Crvstal m*th, *xtasy, H*roine, L$D, trvffles, *pium and k*tamine, D1methoxv4mphet4m1ne (DM4), V*dka. They go all into the pan, along with the heart and bl00d. -Dog piss and dog sh1t -Human saliva -Human snot -Worms, spiders, flies and other insects Like if you survived after the meal.
I kept getting confused because the "pan" and then immediately doing the "ss" sound of pouring into it sounds like he's saying "pants" so I was trying to figure out why he was dumping rancid ingredients into his pants
Watching with only audio ended up that way in my head the first time through, but it's amusing anyway. It's clear what it means when watching the video + audio together
@@CaptainPlums dude i've been lul-ing at this video on and off for years and literally never one noticed that LMAO guess it's because it's the same color as the background
EDIT: I LAUGHED SO HAD NEAR THE END- Like I love how in all the Michael Rosen YTPs hes like some psychopath who acts like when everyone else reacts they're the weird ones 💀💀
I'm so glad UA-cam recommended this to me, otherwise I would have never known you were active again. Welcome back! I loved the use of "okay" to make "cocaine", "wetness" to make "witness", and "happened to meet" to make "appetit". The way you sentence-mixed those words sounded much more natural than I've heard them before. Do you plan to use all the HD sources? Because Noice Drinkz has a private playlist of all the HD poems re-edited to be perfectly in sync with the original font for the title card, so you should talk to him if you're interested.
I've said it before, but I'm impressed at your output of your videos! When the pandemic is over, no one tell Captain Plums so he keeps on making videos! Also, anyone else craving a cheeseburger?
Mr. Rosen's culinary creation led to the opening of a restaurant called "Preposterous International Succulent Shittery" in the Spring of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 crisis that was playing out worldwide, the sales of his creations were strictly curbside delivery only (this was also where he gathers a great bulk of his main ingredients - example: fresh dog waste, fresh people waste, fresh dog, fresh people, sick people, AND... cherries.) Business was booming, and before long he was able to gain a grand total of five regular customers (so when I mean 'booming', I actually mean booming for the small town his original business was operating in, which is unknown at this time, it's such a small town.) Those same five regular customers are believed to be missing as of the making of this comment. The venture was short-lived, having sold less than 15 units throughout its 3-month existence before being forced to sell his one and only shop to pay for the funerals of the first test subjects he ever tried his creations on - his classmates who have keeled over and died due to apparent food poisoning and overdose of various substances, as well as one account of cardiac arrest from an unrelated incident. Mr. Rosen now works for the Ignarikoc Sanitarium for Irate Soapmakers, as a janitor. He is thought to be one of the best in his field. A made-for-television movie for Nickelodeon based on Rosen's venture into food service was in the works, with a estimated release date for February 22nd, 2022. It was ultimately scrapped due to low interest and heightened pressure for Nickelodeon Movies to make an Invader Zim/As Told By Ginger/Back at the Barnyard crossover movie. The script for "The Michael Rosen Movie Project (Working Title)" is currently in a mysterious orange and green vault somewhere between California and New York, heavily guarded by highly trained monkeys, the same ones who repair faulty webpages run by Google. Mr. Rosen remains proud of his creations and his risk-taking action to share his culinary excellence with the world. ~ Well, dayum I didn't think I was gonna be able to take that as far as I did lol... My grade school teachers, my parents, my mentors, my case worker, etc., who never gave up on me: ~ The Michael Rosen Pride Look ~ Thank you for the laughs, Cap'n. ☺️
Michael seriously what the firetruck?!? You cook all of that!?! Man he's going to be so much trouble for this stuff like he did last time in the last YTP. It was still good though keep it up with more
I've never been so thoroughly entertained by a ytp that souly used sentence mixing, an entitely different flavour that's much less hectic but hilarious the entire time
![[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: What's In Michael's Fridge? & Other Horrible Stuff](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/921q-VRUKTw/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: What's In Michael's Fridge? & Other Horrible Stuff](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Michael Rosen's Maniacal Parents: One Mad Family (10 Year Anniversary Special)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GRGhjATa2Jg/mqdefault.jpg)
The vivid detail and the fact that he constantly looks so proud about it really sells this one
Sells it? Are you saying he didn't actually kill Mrs. Fridge?
Yeah geez, you gotta believe in the inplumable
Yes
The way he just goes “Hmm...it’s not enough!” gets me every time. Especially since every time he does it he manages to go up another level of messed up.
"She's with us in spirit"
I see what you did there...
Its bugging me how Captain Plums can describe this so vividly as if his already *done it before* ...... just sayin....
Hey, don't put it on my shoulders, it's Michael's story......
imagine Captain Plums's real name is Michael
@@furioushat7296....Rosen
oh my god.. please no.. *barfs demons*
@@daws1620 lul
Alternate Title: *Michael Rosen kills his teacher and serves her up to his class*
Lol that's a good title actually, hmm
@@CaptainPlums I'm glad you like it
With a side of shit
And kills them all with the added ketamine
...with pride. 👍
I love these disturbing tales YTPs
aND tHen I CuT oF hER heAd wITh a HuuUge kItcHeN KnifE OH NOOO
LRFLekk *off
ThErEs BlUd AlL OvER ThE FlOoR
@@edenanimates1465 JuSt A sLaB oF MeAT aNd I tHINk "I'lL DestRoY tHe EvIDencE"
@AzureWolf168aNd WaItEd, ThEn... SuDdENlY, tHe MaChInE sTaRtS rOaRiNg, StRaIgHt AwAy... SPLAT !
So I P oURed OuT THe LiTtlE BiTs Of hEaDs
I appreciate the fact that Michael carefully measured the amount of his own crap to add into the pot using teaspoons
I know why Michael Rosen looks the same every year
He is the ancient god of plums
69 likes, Nono 70 >:)
you just found out?
crystal meth, ecstasy, heroine, LSD, *triforce* , opium, flunitrazepam, ketamine, mdma, mescaline...
great sentence mixing on that whole part, why is rosen so good at saying the names of medicine/drugs
What is the one before crystal meth
@@Smartlion1 ganja
Where the fuck did he get all those drugs from and how did he fit it all in his pocket? 🤣🤣
and vodka,
lotsa drugz and a small dose of alcohol to go with it
ayo aint flunitrazepam Rohypnol
undisputed king of sentence mixing is at it again, i like the format, may the algorithm be kind
I've never seen a traditional YTP since forever. YTPs used to be like this. No original content, no storyline. Just straight up homemade jokes, memes and insane editing.
You're about the only active Michael Rosen pooper I know. Glad to know you are active. Subscribed to you, felt like a great choice
same
256Pi is still going. He's adding another part to the Rosen Family Chronicles.
@@thepizzafoogle5481 - Thanks for letting me know, I'll check out his videos soon
5:17 Ah nice, this is how Michael got a fresh batch of ingredients.
Astounding stuff mate.
“Bright Black” is my new favorite color
Best Michael Rosen YTPer around.
ye. definitely.
The recipe for Rosen Delight:
Several teaspoons of the Michael Rosen Crap
Miss Fridge (diced)
A sprinkle of pepper
A sprinkle of salt
A slice of bread
100 teaspoonfuls of sugar
Literally every drug in existence
Vodka
Dog piss
Dog shit
Spit
Mucus
Worms
Spiders
Flies
Cook in a pan over a fire and serve
You forgot some other insects
And still will smell like Miss Fridge
There isn't any salt in the recipe
@@quantum.codex42 it’s ambiguous as to what else Mick added - “and loads more”
"Bon appétit :3" 😂
something about the end really got me; "Melanie dead! Dave, dead! everyone, dead!..."
This seriously made me laugh out loud! Great job, CaptainPlums!
I love how he casually says "He just fell over and died."
This has to be the world's biggest pan to be able to fit all these ingredients.
The five dislikes are the angels of Michael Rosen's victims that somehow found a way to access the earth internet from heaven.
“Bright black”
Wait, that’s illegal.
GD Sundae What is your profile picture? Haha.
That’s what I commented! Idiot!
@@adamchmielewski6162 He commented it two months before you did
This is my storytime every night now thank you for the creative storytelling,so beautiful!
I don’t think I’ve ever thrown up after watching a ytp before.
Jk, I need the recipe
lmao
It would be cool if you made a michael Rosen origins story
like how he became maniacal
sulley wazowski his parents were murders and mad dogs
Here’s the recipe
Two heads
Dog urine
30 insects
Poop
Toilet water
Metal
Springlocks
A spiderweb
A hair comb
Bake in oven 1.0000000000000000000000000 sec
Enjoy
Writing while hearing:
The following go in the oven:
-Crap
-A melted human head
-A piece of bread
And the following in a frying pan
-A hvman heart, cut into pieces fried
-Hvman bl00d. Put it in the pan
-C*caine, magic mushrooms, C*nium, Crvstal m*th, *xtasy, H*roine, L$D, trvffles, *pium and k*tamine, D1methoxv4mphet4m1ne (DM4), V*dka. They go all into the pan, along with the heart and bl00d.
-Dog piss and dog sh1t
-Human saliva
-Human snot
-Worms, spiders, flies and other insects
Like if you survived after the meal.
WHY THE HELL DOES THIS NOT A: HAVE 10M VIEWS AND B: YOU NOT HAVE 1M+ SUBS!? THIS IS A FRIKIN WORK OF ART AND CULTURE
I kept getting confused because the "pan" and then immediately doing the "ss" sound of pouring into it sounds like he's saying "pants" so I was trying to figure out why he was dumping rancid ingredients into his pants
I put the pan picture the first time he says pan to make sure it was understood, hopefully that didn't go by too fast
Watching with only audio ended up that way in my head the first time through, but it's amusing anyway.
It's clear what it means when watching the video + audio together
Omg its 2 master ytp makers, i need to go to the hospital cus its too awesome! Love both ur content, plez dont ever stop, the world needs u both!
@@CaptainPlums dude i've been lul-ing at this video on and off for years and literally never one noticed that LMAO
guess it's because it's the same color as the background
I just shot cinnamon tea out of my nose
Have you been bitten by any radioactive spiders lately?
BLOOOAAAGGHH!
Thats disgusting, Hannah.
Ow, don't shoot me!
“WARNING! THIS IS A HORRAH STORY”
I started this video thinking I want at least one of these YTPs to be a true story...
Now I *need* them to be.
i love that people still make these
After 8 years of watching Michael Rosen pooping i am finally seeing it in its purest, holiest, most perfect form
1:52 The Way Michael Says Fridge Is So Freezingly Good! Lovely Work Cap!
"Cooking f̶o̶r̶ my classmates"
dammit micheal why can’t you just be like older Rosen and eat chocolate cake
He doesn’t like chocolate
The sentence mixing is smooth enough that even auto captions mostly work! Well done and fun to watch ytp!
EDIT: I LAUGHED SO HAD NEAR THE END- Like I love how in all the Michael Rosen YTPs hes like some psychopath who acts like when everyone else reacts they're the weird ones 💀💀
I lost it when he said bright black
Michael Rosen should really watch this one 😂
ye
cap*TAIN*plums
Ryan A ye
Can’t tell weather he’ll be mortified or amused.
The cooking part sounded a bit like Albert Fish's confession, except no sexual component, thankfully.
Shh, don't give him ideas 🤫
Albert Fish didn't put shit in it when he cooked children, but he did eat feces and drink urine when he was younger.
excellent, i’ve been looking for more recipes to try out in quarantine
5:28 me seeing my first homework
LOL!!!
The mixing for "sh*t" sounds so clean.
5:45 "Another SuS- Another spoonful anybody?"
That’s not even edited lol
I'm so glad UA-cam recommended this to me, otherwise I would have never known you were active again. Welcome back! I loved the use of "okay" to make "cocaine", "wetness" to make "witness", and "happened to meet" to make "appetit". The way you sentence-mixed those words sounded much more natural than I've heard them before.
Do you plan to use all the HD sources? Because Noice Drinkz has a private playlist of all the HD poems re-edited to be perfectly in sync with the original font for the title card, so you should talk to him if you're interested.
I might, for TWGS I'm just gonna keep with the original sources for consistency though
Pie 🥧 Or Pizza 🍕
I love how proudly Michael's telling the story 😂
4 year old loved this as a bedtime story!
4:47 the Spirit has passed but the body remains
This needs to be a creepypasta
The story is already disturbing enough, no need to make it so by turning it into a creepypasta
Rest In Peace miss fridge
Who never tried Michaels food
She instead got the honor of being it so she didn't miss anything, rather she was simply promoted to being the star guest if you will.
"Bright Black"
Michael sure had a lot of different teachers. I think he has a different one in every video because most of them die horribly. XD
After this, Rosen chopped up his classmates, and the police coming for him and fed them to the hungry dog to destroy the evidence.
That double-take at 1:21 is spot on.
Holy shit that one was awesome with the sentence-mixing and the details.
Good work, dude!
*SLAB OF MEAT*
"Bright Black"
So crazy how time flies. I remember when this came out. Thanks capt. your hard work is appreciated thru time.
1:15 That line is never going to get old, for me at least.
“Really good”
I was feeling a bit hungry, now I've lost my appetite.
Everyone who knows charmx must recommend this to him
Yes, do that
Thanks!
I recommended this video to Billy Bob Tanley
I needed some good old Michael rosen shenanigans now more than ever, thanks captain
I've said it before, but I'm impressed at your output of your videos! When the pandemic is over, no one tell Captain Plums so he keeps on making videos! Also, anyone else craving a cheeseburger?
Damnit now I am hungry for a cheeseburger
The fact Michael Rosen YTPs still exist brings me joy.
"...then bright black."
How does anything turn *bright* black
I'm surprised he didn't put the dog in too.
Wow, Michael knows the melted head mushed with bread and peppercorns recipe, must have gotten it from Jamie Oliver
That was quite the wild ride
“Bright black” 😂
5:38
‘And then he just fell over and died
Died and over fell just he then died
Dna neht eh Tsuj llef revo dna deid
Mr. Rosen's culinary creation led to the opening of a restaurant called "Preposterous International Succulent Shittery" in the Spring of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 crisis that was playing out worldwide, the sales of his creations were strictly curbside delivery only (this was also where he gathers a great bulk of his main ingredients - example: fresh dog waste, fresh people waste, fresh dog, fresh people, sick people, AND... cherries.)
Business was booming, and before long he was able to gain a grand total of five regular customers (so when I mean 'booming', I actually mean booming for the small town his original business was operating in, which is unknown at this time, it's such a small town.)
Those same five regular customers are believed to be missing as of the making of this comment.
The venture was short-lived, having sold less than 15 units throughout its 3-month existence before being forced to sell his one and only shop to pay for the funerals of the first test subjects he ever tried his creations on - his classmates who have keeled over and died due to apparent food poisoning and overdose of various substances, as well as one account of cardiac arrest from an unrelated incident.
Mr. Rosen now works for the Ignarikoc Sanitarium for Irate Soapmakers, as a janitor. He is thought to be one of the best in his field.
A made-for-television movie for Nickelodeon based on Rosen's venture into food service was in the works, with a estimated release date for February 22nd, 2022.
It was ultimately scrapped due to low interest and heightened pressure for Nickelodeon Movies to make an Invader Zim/As Told By Ginger/Back at the Barnyard crossover movie.
The script for "The Michael Rosen Movie Project (Working Title)" is currently in a mysterious orange and green vault somewhere between California and New York, heavily guarded by highly trained monkeys, the same ones who repair faulty webpages run by Google.
Mr. Rosen remains proud of his creations and his risk-taking action to share his culinary excellence with the world. ~
Well, dayum I didn't think I was gonna be able to take that as far as I did lol...
My grade school teachers, my parents, my mentors, my case worker, etc., who never gave up on me: ~ The Michael Rosen Pride Look ~
Thank you for the laughs, Cap'n. ☺️
Mocha Moonpie this deserves more likes
6:01 Plot twist: The teacher is Michael Rosen's Mom
5:34 “Bright black” lmao
I can't hold myself at the drugs part 😂
Imagine id the real Michael Rosen sees this
He probably watches Michael Rosen YTPs secretly.
Sounds like how2basic and Micheal would be good friends with each other
R.I.P mrs. fridge ????-2020
She cooled so much food
the sentence mixing is soooooo good
I don't think any YTP has ever made me question the maker's sanity quite like this one.
Don't worry, it's managed to remain stable even throughout the pandemic somehow.
Michael Rosen's Kill Count: 6
Miss Fridge
Harry
Melanie
Dave
Richard
Louise
I can’t be the only one who misread the title as “Cooking my Classmates”, right?
That'd have to be one big pan
i'll destroy the evidence
michael rosen 2020
This is so funny, Thank you so much!!
this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!!!
"and I picked up the head" and "pan" I love these lines
0:21 there was Chocolate (Don't like that...) Strawberry Jam (Don't like that...)
My new favorite creepypasta.
Then there’s harrybo, his skin turn light green, bright orange then *b r i g h t b l a c k*
Now this is a masterpiece. I was laughing the entire time.
Is no one gonna mention how much of a internet legend Micheal Rosen is?
We already mentioning it for years.
Michael seriously what the firetruck?!? You cook all of that!?! Man he's going to be so much trouble for this stuff like he did last time in the last YTP. It was still good though keep it up with more
Cannibalism is frowned upon in many nations, but not always illegal. Seems Michael figured it out.
all these proud glances make this video 100 times better
Omg this was awesome! Felt so bad for Mrs. Fridge😱❤️ one of the best videos I watched
" INto ma PAN" i. Laughed every time
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a Michael Rosen YTP. Good to know it’s not a lost art
OMG I’m crying 😂😂😂 this is amazing!
I've never been so thoroughly entertained by a ytp that souly used sentence mixing, an entitely different flavour that's much less hectic but hilarious the entire time
UA-cam recommends me a Rosen ytp uploaded in 2020. It is a blessed day
Also 369th like
this is the most I've laughed in a while
A tale straight out of a horror film.
I like it.