Bill Wurtz history of the entire world, i guess REACTION

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024

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  • @daviddoubled8625
    @daviddoubled8625 7 років тому +2794

    teacher: you got 20 minutes before your exam
    me:

    • @sccunbreakablestopmotions404
      @sccunbreakablestopmotions404 7 років тому +21

      David Cuatepotzo Hahaha

    • @BigFearedBalloon
      @BigFearedBalloon 7 років тому +280

      Then he realises that it was a Math exam.

    • @Chocolatepenguin
      @Chocolatepenguin 7 років тому +73

      Dude thats actually a legit strat. :p You should use it for your history exam.

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 7 років тому +27

      if you used it for your history exam you'd fail as most of it is also Science lol

    • @TheMiner1210
      @TheMiner1210 7 років тому +27

      NonsensicalVids Actually the majority of this video is history. I believe 2/3 of the vid was history

  • @jessonaa1026
    @jessonaa1026 7 років тому +701

    "IT'S SUCH A PLEASANT WAY TO TALK ABOUT THE *deaths of so many people...* "

    • @jirodestroyer899
      @jirodestroyer899 7 років тому +69

      "...goddammit..."

    • @SirKemzyGodle
      @SirKemzyGodle 5 років тому +5

      Well shit.

    • @sven464
      @sven464 4 роки тому +7

      *sigh.*

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz 4 роки тому +2

      ;-;

    • @ChiSa123
      @ChiSa123 3 роки тому +4

      Funny thing is the point at which he says it is the most peaceful of the empires ever made.

  • @KitsuneNoMeiji
    @KitsuneNoMeiji 7 років тому +906

    I showed this to my old history teacher... he's now having an existential crisis over his career.

    • @shooterrick1
      @shooterrick1 7 років тому +55

      KitsuneNoMeiji Don't think that this can replace the years of studying of history in university. This is just a very oversimplified summary.

    • @thevideoistheking8834
      @thevideoistheking8834 7 років тому +46

      Eetu Palo it's a joke

    • @bp-hx9ts
      @bp-hx9ts 6 років тому +29

      Eetu Palo r/wooosh

    • @Joao-Skug
      @Joao-Skug 6 років тому +9

      woooooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @tealluma6528
      @tealluma6528 6 років тому +7

      Woooooooosh

  • @shooterrick1
    @shooterrick1 7 років тому +738

    It's refreshing to see someone watch this who isn't dumb as a stone.

  • @Evstr
    @Evstr 6 років тому +555

    *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*

    • @TheVenice
      @TheVenice 5 років тому +54

      *NOT ANYMORE THERES A BLANKET*

    • @lukejohns5869
      @lukejohns5869 5 років тому +7

      Evan yea I love that part

    • @Im_A_Nerd
      @Im_A_Nerd 5 років тому +16

      we could make a religion out of this

    • @iris4805
      @iris4805 5 років тому +9

      No don’t

    • @mrexists5400
      @mrexists5400 5 років тому +12

      @@iris4805 too late! praise the holy blanket for protecting us from the deadly sun lazer!!!

  • @PlatinumPerson_
    @PlatinumPerson_ 7 років тому +1362

    >Complains about simplification
    Sorry he had to fit 13 billion years into 20 mins?

    • @Stryker1297
      @Stryker1297 7 років тому +52

      Game Boys *16. I believe the universe is around 16.4 if I remember correctly. But yeah. Your point stands

    • @aliciavivi2147
      @aliciavivi2147 7 років тому +19

      *13

    • @xxrecterxxboss7426
      @xxrecterxxboss7426 7 років тому +53

      Game Boys thats not a question but he did it anyway

    • @preyrez8138
      @preyrez8138 7 років тому +38

      Dont talk about the universe's age..
      Is sensitive..
      Also. Dont assume other's age.

    • @hiddenleafguy4576
      @hiddenleafguy4576 7 років тому +26

      But if you count the pre-universe, he fit an infinite amount of time into 20 minutes.

  • @Bolacha0000
    @Bolacha0000 7 років тому +84

    As a Portuguese, i laughed more than i should at 13:00 "Spain and not Spain".

  • @Afanasii_Kamenkoi
    @Afanasii_Kamenkoi 7 років тому +640

    He better not forget to make part two in a couple millennia

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 7 років тому +26

      Afanasii Kamenkoi - He'd have to be cryogenically frozen for so long for that shit to happen.

    • @Afanasii_Kamenkoi
      @Afanasii_Kamenkoi 7 років тому +70

      Marlon Montel Higgins and he'd have to rename himself Shit Sherlock, first name No

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 7 років тому +19

      trump is a deadly lazer

    • @specter4440
      @specter4440 6 років тому +20

      Not anymore theres an assasination

    • @Crazylegoman3791
      @Crazylegoman3791 6 років тому +4

      TheNewbridge ayyyyy!😃👉🏽👉🏽

  • @brianglennon1546
    @brianglennon1546 7 років тому +442

    ᵀʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵀʰᵃᶦˡᵃⁿᵈ

    • @SnowyWolborg
      @SnowyWolborg 7 років тому +15

      That's because Thailand was too awesome. But that was before they became known as Thailand and were still the kingdom of Siam.

    • @alonelypotato3581
      @alonelypotato3581 6 років тому +1

      Brian Glennon how do u used that font??

    • @LongandWeirdName
      @LongandWeirdName 5 років тому +6

      @@alonelypotato3581 ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵘˢᵉ ᵃ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ ᵍᵉⁿᵉʳᵃᵗᵒʳ. ᴰᵘᵘʰ. ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ. ˢᵘᵖᵉʳˢᶜʳᶦᵖᵗ. ᴸᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʷʳᶦᵗᵉ ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ ᶜᵘᵇᵉᵈ ᵃˢ 3³?

    • @severinvogt2875
      @severinvogt2875 5 років тому +21

      ᵀʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᴱᵗʰᶦᵒᵖᶦᵃ

    • @severinvogt2875
      @severinvogt2875 5 років тому +3

      @XernadGamingYT I said that

  • @martinpetrovski645
    @martinpetrovski645 7 років тому +1617

    and people say you cant learn nothing on the internet

    • @ryonlee2987
      @ryonlee2987 7 років тому +32

      i'll still smash who said that! Th internet was made to help learn FASTER!

    • @ryonlee2987
      @ryonlee2987 7 років тому +11

      The guy who comments on every comment porn is the greatest teacher of then all

    • @vulpesprime2188
      @vulpesprime2188 7 років тому +41

      Excuse me, but who the hell told you that the Internet, the largest collection of information in all of existence, isn't a place you can learn?

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 7 років тому +4

      VulpesPrime
      Well, most of that information is dodgy porn sites and black market networks.

    • @harshag.2085
      @harshag.2085 7 років тому +20

      *Who the fuck ever said that though*

  • @agent_ocelot9390
    @agent_ocelot9390 5 років тому +60

    The entirety of the plague: "Whoops, half of Europe just died."

  • @SuperSonicBlur
    @SuperSonicBlur 7 років тому +240

    fun fact, the Morse code actually says S E X L O L :p

    • @melonhead6769
      @melonhead6769 5 років тому +14

      Why do you know this

    • @Anon72005
      @Anon72005 5 років тому +4

      SuperSonicBlur Where does it say that?

    • @dominicblackboxsdev1055
      @dominicblackboxsdev1055 5 років тому +3

      @@Anon72005 Yugot brin uoy dsfkjfg,ws qfejkn,DKCFTHJVNIUOMGCXF`sBCHGCNXHBJnhaFUOYWXUIYYUGXZNEQG32KYUWXWHghbcfeyugghufweghjuyefqcwgyibcfreqyqgibvgbwuofrexcbkyu
      r/ihadastroke
      I thinck ihad a stroke

    • @DytoxPrime
      @DytoxPrime 5 років тому +15

      Thats... not how it works ^

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 4 роки тому

      @@DytoxPrime Henlo Ra Ra Rasputin how are you not dead?

  • @NovaReactor585
    @NovaReactor585 5 років тому +30

    Honestly I really enjoy these reaction video because he actually reacts. Also he seems to be knowledgeable about stuff.

  • @takeahint683
    @takeahint683 5 років тому +152

    Mom-Go outside
    Me-No because the sun is a deadly laser
    Mom-not anymore there a blanket :)
    Me-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @rimess4734
    @rimess4734 7 років тому +102

    "Annnnd I think you should close that porn tab" *Points at my Tumblr tab*

  • @LilMissPunchingBag
    @LilMissPunchingBag 7 років тому +350

    Is it bad I got scared when he said "close that porn tab" cause I really did had a porn tab up..
    X'D

    • @LilMissPunchingBag
      @LilMissPunchingBag 7 років тому +33

      Hentai

    • @Riotewo
      @Riotewo 7 років тому +3

      Tamia Cowans i dieded of youre commentary. you fun gay

    • @LilMissPunchingBag
      @LilMissPunchingBag 7 років тому +14

      I'm a straight lil fat girl who love yaoi and bara!~ And anything that is Hentai related~
      Glad I could make someone laugh XD

    • @iamdino0
      @iamdino0 7 років тому +2

      +RIO][Gem Fun gay?

    • @daviddoubled8625
      @daviddoubled8625 7 років тому +2

      Tamia Cowans
      what hentai where you watching?

  • @siranimator9514
    @siranimator9514 6 років тому +20

    Teacher takes 45 minutes everyday for 46 weeks to teach us what I learned in a 20 minute video that was simple but detailed enough that I could memorize it.

  • @Kutaloo
    @Kutaloo 7 років тому +82

    Dude he actually pointed to the porn tab...

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 Рік тому +7

    I'm pretty sure Bill is just an eldritch god that has been here since the beginning so he can just document all the things that happened in the universe accurately

  • @samuelpemberton
    @samuelpemberton 7 років тому +605

    You should watch History of Japan by the same guy

  • @michaelwarner7311
    @michaelwarner7311 7 років тому +47

    Imagine if we showed an alien this

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 6 років тому +7

      michael warner The alien would only understand it if it studied the English language in under a minute...

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 роки тому

      @@juliusvonderlicht Boi how would they fly to earth if they were stupid

    • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
      @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 4 роки тому

      Raposa Azul Blue Fox What of it wasn’t them coming to us?

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 роки тому +1

      @@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 Fair enough but considering we can barely get to the moon without spending mountains of cash... that's kinda far off from the present

  • @sam-psonsmith9951
    @sam-psonsmith9951 5 років тому +15

    "Thing Inventor" = Highly Advanced A.I
    for the people who were confused by that.

  • @sonicthomasgamer
    @sonicthomasgamer 7 років тому +22

    He forgot to mention in his singing voice
    🎶Now chip bags are mostly air.... Still full price 🎶

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 7 років тому +49

    A whole year of world history class in 20 minutes. If this was the case for every class, 4 years of college tuition could cost $500.00 in the U.S.

    • @kossakken
      @kossakken 7 років тому +3

      It already does....in Norway.

    • @bowlz6225
      @bowlz6225 7 років тому +2

      Jesse Torres Difference between simplifying and going in depth....

  • @Jack-ed9wz
    @Jack-ed9wz 5 років тому +6

    It’s nice to watch someone who actually knows what is going on.

  • @LeePelagius
    @LeePelagius 6 років тому +4

    1:44 "Nuuthing" Voicecrack haha

  • @gabbiem2722
    @gabbiem2722 7 років тому +28

    ivan wants to make america great again 😂😂😂

  • @zSchwi
    @zSchwi 7 років тому +27

    Teacher: 20 minutes left of studying!
    Me:

  • @behindthemirror2215
    @behindthemirror2215 7 років тому +127

    i feel like the history of China is similar to the relationship of justin bieber and selena gomez except China end up together till today

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 6 років тому +1

      "ended up together"
      I mean, it's *currently* together. Considering with what kind of broad timeframes this video is working, I wouldn't bet on it staying that way for all eternity just because it currently is x) In another 4000 years things might be very different.

    • @許少彥
      @許少彥 6 років тому +4

      Taiwan isn't back yet though

  • @auzziecrunt8538
    @auzziecrunt8538 6 років тому +10

    If only school lessons were this fun and entertaining

  • @ThatOneGuy___
    @ThatOneGuy___ 7 років тому +37

    Why isn't history class like this

    • @paddystrongjaw9995
      @paddystrongjaw9995 5 років тому

      Kevin G. He probably doesnt feel like wasting thousands of dollars

  • @iuye3isdu70
    @iuye3isdu70 7 років тому +38

    this is education on fleek. DAT whole nuva level style. wonder what his professor marked on this essay

    • @michaelm3461
      @michaelm3461 6 років тому

      iuye3 isdu
      He probably passed him for each semester!

  • @dominicpolicarpio8722
    @dominicpolicarpio8722 5 років тому +16

    WE COULD MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS 😂

  • @eezexo
    @eezexo 6 років тому +2

    i fell asleep at like 3 and when i woke up this video started playing, at first i had no idea what you were reacting to, but then i remembered, “oh shit i’ve seen this like 10 times” and it’s the best reaction i’ve seen yet... so 👏 to you.

  • @herzen9857
    @herzen9857 6 років тому +3

    Hey you uh....you got the Good Stuff?
    "Yeah i got the coke"
    Hold up. coke? I thought you had that space dust!
    "..what?"
    Get on my Level

  • @stealingyoureverything7947
    @stealingyoureverything7947 6 років тому +6

    At 1:47 it said “about no seconds later”

  • @sugarspiceeverythinggay853
    @sugarspiceeverythinggay853 7 років тому +17

    Don't tell me to close my porn tab😂😂

    • @DooMS53
      @DooMS53 7 років тому +3

      SugarSpice & EverythingGay . . . . CLOSE IT XD

  • @youngkyrie6012
    @youngkyrie6012 5 років тому

    First video I watched from you and I love the vibe

  • @phantomdragon89
    @phantomdragon89 7 років тому +15

    Hell no I'm not closin my porn tab

  • @Quantum_GirlE
    @Quantum_GirlE 7 років тому +1

    By halfway almost jumped out, but kept at it. Fricken amazingly put. Wow. Damn. I dont...even...have...words. Nice! Yup thats the word :)

  • @mymax1629
    @mymax1629 6 років тому +1

    A 1.5-2 hour movie we watched, and the discussions we had in science class in 8th grade condensed into 20 minutes

  • @nond8053
    @nond8053 7 років тому +48

    That was awesome! Should listen to more history ones by this guy!

    • @failedprogram8507
      @failedprogram8507 7 років тому +5

      Nond if you think this is awesome, imagine you supporting the original creator by watching and liking on the original video!! Full screen bliss without supporting the bottom feeders of UA-cam

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 7 років тому +4

      Chavezz isn't a "bottom feeder", his opinions ARE content.
      You aren't the judge of content. Go fuck yourself.

    • @edenlentz5366
      @edenlentz5366 7 років тому

      reaction channels leech off of good content. just stop

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 7 років тому +4

      Judging by your profile picture I can see how you'd be impressionable enough to be easily herded, you sheep. Everything your favorite youtubers say you eat up like the delicious bullshit that it is. Good job boy.

  • @he2collinator
    @he2collinator 3 роки тому +1

    I love how he said what’s up Czechoslovakia and I’m like I’m here in the USA

  • @oneglovegamer7562
    @oneglovegamer7562 6 років тому +4

    I watched this in class while I was supposed to be doing history research and my teacher looked at my chrome book and gave me a A because of how accurate it was.

  • @gut7512
    @gut7512 7 років тому +11

    This man was on all the drugs

  • @BiggsTheOwl
    @BiggsTheOwl 7 років тому +26

    so basically this whole video says shit happened

  • @landonnot-swafford5474
    @landonnot-swafford5474 7 років тому +2

    his reaction is so good

  • @12th.jahlil
    @12th.jahlil 7 років тому +9

    This is entertaining

  • @TheDuncskunk
    @TheDuncskunk 3 роки тому

    Us: Chavez... what do you think about The History of the Whole World?
    Chavezlavakia: It was pleasant.

  • @earlmaudrie5850
    @earlmaudrie5850 6 років тому +1

    Well, of course he's simplifying. He's summed up millennia in 20 minutes.

  • @FireballFlareblitz734
    @FireballFlareblitz734 6 років тому +2

    2:36 HADOKEN

  • @cjlewis2829
    @cjlewis2829 7 років тому +6

    Our teacher showed us this in school

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem 5 років тому +3

    When you halfass your history presentation.

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 роки тому

      And still manage to cram like 80% of everything into it, somehow not getting failed

  • @boraman.3537
    @boraman.3537 5 років тому +2

    We can make a religion out of this

  • @dakotaconaway246
    @dakotaconaway246 6 років тому +1

    I fell like I just went back to school and learn history in one day

  • @leafpool2014_gaming
    @leafpool2014_gaming 6 років тому

    I love your channel now
    first time watching it and now I love it

  • @Immemor1al
    @Immemor1al 4 роки тому

    I brought this meme back up in school and I've just had the video playing so many times when I was in class that I can basically recite the video word by word.

  • @pent864
    @pent864 6 років тому +1

    Your personality and voice remind me so much of my awesome uncle and I think I love you

  • @Talalx17
    @Talalx17 6 років тому +1

    0:35 "I'm on my phone, *N-Word* "

  • @pencilonpaper1026
    @pencilonpaper1026 6 років тому +3

    History of the entire world I guess is the music I play in the background when I'm doing something.

  • @wowzers2051
    @wowzers2051 7 років тому +1

    This is so damn accurate doe lol

  • @allthatsheiz
    @allthatsheiz 6 років тому +2

    That was soooo good 😊

  • @baragonkunfan94thesecondar60
    @baragonkunfan94thesecondar60 5 років тому

    slovakia history:
    6th century: slavic monks: **settling noises**
    2017: this
    *HOW did THIS happen?*

  • @charlesscott7630
    @charlesscott7630 5 років тому +2

    This is high school in a nutshell

  • @pidge8845
    @pidge8845 6 років тому +1

    Funny thing is that I watched this and aced my history exam.

  • @NegotiatorNZ
    @NegotiatorNZ 5 років тому +1

    It's upsetting how they didn't mention the New Zealand/ Maori War (Roughly around 1860)

  • @HeroAkii
    @HeroAkii 4 роки тому

    this is pretty much what they should show you in school instead of 8 years of learning...learn it all in a single video.

  • @george7184
    @george7184 6 років тому +10

    actually had a porn tab open you mind reader

    • @zeekzero4550
      @zeekzero4550 5 років тому

      @a random person too young to know

    • @lewish7015
      @lewish7015 5 років тому

      @a random person
      how you were born including a company, cameras, and terrible acting.

  • @e.hutchence-composer8203
    @e.hutchence-composer8203 5 років тому

    I’ve basically watched the bill wurtz video but with this guys face fulling 3/4 of the screen. He just drinks water, wiggles his head and repeats exactly what has just been said but with a slight (probably forced) laugh mixed in.

  • @Baja2536
    @Baja2536 7 років тому

    I was literally thinking early today "Huh, I wonder if Chavezz will ever react to that History of the World video," and the answer has been revealed less than 24 hours later. I think Chavezzslovakia has developed the technology to read minds. xD

  • @EthanAlexander09
    @EthanAlexander09 6 років тому +1

    I just realized you look like Comics explained slimmer younger brother

  • @mou5h568
    @mou5h568 5 років тому

    i can sleep to this man's music

  • @dsharky351
    @dsharky351 7 років тому +3

    Basically history class lol

  • @milkmanproductions4386
    @milkmanproductions4386 6 років тому

    most original content I have ever seen

  • @katycookson2900
    @katycookson2900 4 роки тому

    2:39 it made a mess and now we have earth. Facts!

  • @IceRanger41
    @IceRanger41 3 роки тому +1

    And they have *SPICES*

  • @christy-annblakesley5911
    @christy-annblakesley5911 5 років тому

    Suleiman the Magnificent wearing a fucking onion hat lolol😂😂😂

  • @tylambert9893
    @tylambert9893 6 років тому +1

    Um didn’t you already do this already. I swear I’ve seen you react to this all ready

  • @BeanTownStevo
    @BeanTownStevo 3 роки тому

    I knew I wasn't tripping when I thought you watched this before.

  • @SusanK01
    @SusanK01 2 роки тому

    I’ve never had so much fun learning history

  • @Mr.DinoMann
    @Mr.DinoMann Рік тому

    Chavvez really had a glowup in the last 5 years

  • @RealDTSM
    @RealDTSM 4 роки тому +1

    14:33 Fun fact: I’m actually a direct descendant of Martin Luther(part German-Slovanian.)

  • @AshRain-nu3vz
    @AshRain-nu3vz 7 років тому

    he just summed up years of the most boring school class ever in 20 minutes

  • @pacmanplayz6899
    @pacmanplayz6899 6 років тому +1

    Whoo I got an A on my history exam (thanks internet)

  • @chick3nmp693
    @chick3nmp693 6 років тому +1

    0:34..........he read my computer perfectly. The point was even right.😩😩😩

  • @Avrage_Weeb
    @Avrage_Weeb 7 років тому

    That was fucking awesome!

  • @diabloeb
    @diabloeb 4 роки тому

    You say he's simplifying history too much, I say he isn't simplifying it too much enough :-D

  • @fvriovs5502
    @fvriovs5502 7 років тому +1

    History of the Entire World I Guess is the only fucking video where I've seen people bitch about reactions. Bill Wurtz saw what happened with History of Japan. Do you think if he actually opposed this, he would've made a sequel?

  • @Serge_Jackson
    @Serge_Jackson 6 років тому

    When he said new sh#t just got made I died someone get the dragonballs and wish me back

  • @nebulachrome8770
    @nebulachrome8770 4 роки тому

    *Time to conquer all of India.... most of India!* - he laughs, “What a pleasant way to talk about the deaths of so many people.. hhhh...”

  • @zackwilly2937
    @zackwilly2937 7 років тому

    GREAT VID

  • @onegativenuggets7802
    @onegativenuggets7802 5 років тому

    Best way to study for AP World

  • @3miggie
    @3miggie 6 років тому +1

    Oh shit it’s getting lit

  • @simplyunnoticeable55
    @simplyunnoticeable55 5 років тому

    May I go on land?
    *No.*
    Why.
    *The sun is a deadly lazer.*

  • @craptap2029
    @craptap2029 5 років тому

    *Now the Phoenicians can get down to business*

  • @madic15
    @madic15 7 років тому +3

    i found this channel for the first time just now
    hi

  • @laurelpatterson7483
    @laurelpatterson7483 6 років тому

    Loved your reaction

  • @AnImmortalCreator
    @AnImmortalCreator 4 роки тому +1

    Welp, now South Sudan needs to be added

  • @Dynamic-Toxic
    @Dynamic-Toxic 7 років тому

    that was dope af

  • @stellaluminethebat720
    @stellaluminethebat720 4 роки тому +1

    7:10
    I am god
    no one else is god
    Don't make fun of my name
    You can take a Saturday off
    Do what your parents say
    Don't murder anyone
    Don't get too sexy
    Don't Rob anyone
    Don't lie about other people in court
    Don't want to do any of the things I just told you not to do