I have quoted, *_"VE GO OUT IN ZE SNOW WITH ZE FRYING PAN AND TRY TO CATCH SINTER-CLAUSES EVIL GIFTS FROM THE SKYYYYYYY!"_* for as long as I've known it.
@@e2011ugdia I'd say *SPONS* has the advantage. I mean, nothing beats a crazy kite-like man. *Jacques* is just a bird by comparison. Cybernetics or not.
That guy talking about how he's gonna build a new church and how other churches are corrupt, only for Jon to ask him to do his best Tim Allen impression is like something out of a weird dark comedy series
I am so happy that this exists. My girlfriend walked in it kind of got stuck watching it totally confused at what was happening... And I just sat there thinking about all the references each clip was about which made it funnier to see her reactions. 😂
Nah this is my way to watch his content without supporting him directly. Honestly I need more people to reupload his content because he is SO funny but is SO problematic
This video has autoplayed at the most random of times. It has played after game theory. It had played after Jacksepticeye. It has played after smosh. And now it has played after slmccle. I truly cannot escape the Mangle's Nightmares of Johnathan Tronley, can I?
Personal Stamps (May be updated later): 0:21 2:35 3:30 (My favorite for some reason) 4:04 (and the one right after) 4:20 6:08 (My second favorite) 8:17 1:25:21 1:29:43 1:45:52 1:46:27 1:52:41 1:55:27 2:06:28 2:16:44 (Extra note: This did have a heart on it before, just started editing the comment again, so it gone now)
his style has definitely changed, and I find his old and middle range content far funnier than anything he's recently put out, but he was so core to my sense of humor that I still have to pay respect. at least oneyplays vaguely lives on as similar in tone to his style of comedy
@@DivaDivineGoddess *too bad bitch. dying dying dying death death help help barf barf barf barf barf barf no one can stop the pain please can you stop the pain*
58:38 there's a lot of jokes out there in this world, a lot more clever, well thought out, well constructed, wittier jokes than this one, but nothing makes me piss myself laughing like a tried and true silly voice
“i AAAIIIINNNTTT HAVIN THAT SHIT” still has a chokehold on me
I have quoted, *_"VE GO OUT IN ZE SNOW WITH ZE FRYING PAN AND TRY TO CATCH SINTER-CLAUSES EVIL GIFTS FROM THE SKYYYYYYY!"_* for as long as I've known it.
IT IZ AE GRAET TIME FER EVERYON IN DUTCHLIND
Eet is a guut day, for aaaal the kinder in DEEUUUTSSSSCH LAND
5:06 ya welcome
"Gromet this, Gromet that, da FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN"
This line will forever live in my head rent free
Jontron doesent understand british culture
*_“SWOOD THIS!!! SWOOD THAT!!!”_* 😤
@@supermariobro93
Flops onto coutch
Just fock it ya know
Holy crap I was going to make that exact same comment hahaha
A grommet is the thing on your shoes that you push aglets through.
2:03:19
"And now all my bones are back!"
*Immediately cuts to John's lifeless skeleton.*
The decision to put those two clips together was genius. XD
Decision?
Ha! Nope, that was blind luck at work right there
@@manglenightmare0311a lot of luck, they’re even in similar poses
Michael and Jon : *intense screaming*
Jacques : *calmly chews on Jon's ear*
"I tried this tactic on my grandpops to get him to stop drinking and throwing stuff but all he did was screeeeeam" lives in my head to this day
Out-crazying _Caddicarus_ was never easy... but across the pond, _JonTron_ pulled that off.
Yes but WHO would win? Jacuqe (jontrons pet bird) (Cyborg Powers allowed) or spons the sponser Kite?
@@e2011ugdia
I'd say *SPONS* has the advantage. I mean, nothing beats a crazy kite-like man. *Jacques* is just a bird by comparison. Cybernetics or not.
@@alexfischer7876 Well Jacques could Set spons ON fire with His laser eye since kites are Made of probably flammable stuff
I’m willing to bet that Caddy watches Jontron and at least partially bases his video style off of Jon’s own
@@MonsterMasher137 watch his let’s play of bugsnax on his stream archive during that he does say that Jon was an inspiration for his own works
6:06 - 6:27 The complete transition between the most cursed thing ever and the best reaction ever will never not make me laugh
50:08 - 50:28 is masterful editing. Great Storytelling. The trauma truly begins as Jontron Quits.
15:22 my favorite Jhon Tron clip
Magic Short Bus is probably my favorite bit. R.I.P. Donnie.
"Dishwasher? No." will forever live in my memory.
2:38 *CRUNCH* Augh 💀
Not the poopy ones! (Why do I do this to myself...)
Time for a backup plan sir, the enemy seems to totally enjoy getting it up the butt!
That guy talking about how he's gonna build a new church and how other churches are corrupt, only for Jon to ask him to do his best Tim Allen impression is like something out of a weird dark comedy series
Jon is one of those guys that's just naturally funny and entertaining.
14:41 is my favorite clip to this day
Mine too
22:53 THE WOOKIES GETTING FRISKY
A bit too frisky.
2 hours of Jontron
Something I didn't know I needed... thanks for uploading this!
5:50-6:34 A sequence that felt unexpectedly comedic in itself.
THE GAMES PLAYING ITSELF JON!!
I can't with where Simba decided to commit fucking suicide 😭 (45:34)
I am so happy that this exists. My girlfriend walked in it kind of got stuck watching it totally confused at what was happening... And I just sat there thinking about all the references each clip was about which made it funnier to see her reactions. 😂
Great gateway to get people to watch JonTron again
Winners don’t do gateway drugs 😢
Jontron Pipeline
bro is still uploading
I love that its not to get people to start watching him, its to get them to rewatch his content all over again
Nah this is my way to watch his content without supporting him directly. Honestly I need more people to reupload his content because he is SO funny but is SO problematic
6:51 R.I.P. Piglett
43:55 I feel like John’s rage is kinda filled by the fact that he is in make up and a Elsa costume
1:29:07 the classic
This video has autoplayed at the most random of times. It has played after game theory. It had played after Jacksepticeye. It has played after smosh. And now it has played after slmccle.
I truly cannot escape the Mangle's Nightmares of Johnathan Tronley, can I?
3:14
Oh, Yoda got turned in to gooo that's a shame. I really liked yoda....
I will NEVER get tired of this person! Probably my All-Time 1# Favorite UA-cam Channel EVER!!!
5:47 welp. This aged well.
Was literally about to comment about this lmao
50:21 that was strangely perfect and i love it the whistle kind of goes with the song
"HAVE YOU HEARD OF JESUS?!" stays rent-free in my head
18:04 best quote
I have fallen and I choose NOT to get up.
8:12 "What do ya have to say about that, big guy? Really lay it on me!"
"EUGHHH FUCKING KILL ME!"
2:02:23 is my favourite part
'i aiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnt havin that shit' is the singularly most usable quote jontron has ever shit into my ears
1:05:04
Looks like the ferocious beast has seen better days.
43:30”anyways empty your pockets”
MAAAAN fine ill go rewatch every jontron video againnnnn
FUCK now i have to do it again
People keep talking about great transitions so here’s one back to back 1:04:01 - 1:05:03 also 1:55:39 - 1:55:50
No if these were intentional by the way (side note any other transitions because I love seeing these coincidences)
1:02:25 I just love stupid distorted voices. 😂
I'm not sure why, but just watching the mannequin floating ever so gently down the river while SM64's water music plays just kills me
Personal Stamps (May be updated later):
0:21
2:35
3:30 (My favorite for some reason)
4:04 (and the one right after)
4:20
6:08 (My second favorite)
8:17
1:25:21
1:29:43
1:45:52
1:46:27
1:52:41
1:55:27
2:06:28
2:16:44
(Extra note: This did have a heart on it before, just started editing the comment again, so it gone now)
1:04:16-1:04:23 "that's great now shut up and get in the back of my unmarked van"
*banjo kazooie final boss theme* *"NO..."*
Commander Holly 💀💀💀
I haven’t stopped laughing over: “GET READY TO PLAY BARBIE BITCHES!”
Since I watched that video years ago. 😂
Jon playing with that bird in hyper, ADD-friendly bursts pleases me.
his style has definitely changed, and I find his old and middle range content far funnier than anything he's recently put out, but he was so core to my sense of humor that I still have to pay respect. at least oneyplays vaguely lives on as similar in tone to his style of comedy
57:35 It was so fast 🤣🤣🤣
Literally my favourite video for this scene alone 😂😂
I died laughing at 16:06
58:03 I need this on a soundboard or just as a gif
0:29 the cut from Jon retorting "I died" to Jon lying dead holding a pillow was oddly another good editing choice
0:49 Those two clips mashed together is awesome
perfect to fall asleep too
39:19 will always be such a memorable clip to me. That whole video is hilarious.
What's this blue pants?
What's this blue pants?
What's this blue pants?
And dont even get me started on the Purple Pants!
Quotable as hell, enjoyable goofball of a man
I have used a grommet machine to grommet things.
dude i fell asleep and woke up to jontron’s Steven Segal impression
2:11:04 This one. This one, right here. This moment is my favorite part of all time. You can’t change my mind lol
*wanna see something re-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-out bad?*
@@AtomicGolem Nooooooo?
@@DivaDivineGoddess *too bad bitch. dying dying dying death death help help barf barf barf barf barf barf no one can stop the pain please can you stop the pain*
GENIUS VIDEO
RIP Donnie 🙏
How are we gonna get out of this mess? My solution: 57:36
PHILL YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHILL
5:23 my favorite part
20:28 Where the fuck did he get a buster sword
A chud is a guy who thinks he's fly
oh my god
it's a werewolf on a dalle
i swear this is my third time watching this and im still finding new clips in it
Skateboard Boy is the best song collab Jon worked on.
5:00 gets me all the time
1:51:09 Devastator just casually holding a SNES game.
It's a Space Ace!
@@AtomicGolemITS FOR THE SSSSUUPER NINTENDO
Ah yes the Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Alf the Alien. I love this Band.
anyone remembers a video where john just scream CAN U BE NORMAL or is me imagining stuff?
Never thought I’d see JWD parasaurolophus in a jontron video
31:22
1:51:08 or the JWE stegosaurus
I didn't even know there was 2 and a half hours of JonTron content total, let alone enough to take out of context.
It took twelve years to make. This is the _Boyhood_ of cutaway gag compilations.
This video made me feel like I dropped acid
It's a werewolf on a dolly...
43:32
I’m very curious if Jon was acting to script or was he genuinely infuriated by his crew
Well the fact that he had it on seems oddly scripted.
Ethically sourced jontron
Ah yes the perfect video to pass some time
Jon the living breathing meme.
"I don't Tim Allen" 😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀💀
Deserves Way More Love Lol, This Is Awesome
*0:19*
1:05 SMBS mmmmmmmm 😂😂😂
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*54:49* I remember Jon put out this video the Day Notre Dame actually caught 🔥 what da actual faqing coincidence
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*57:36*
*1:08:19*
1:56:16 i say this prayer a lot
The Timeming in that was Beatiful :,) 1:55:38
“It’s good for the kids if it’s good for the adults!”
got me when he 14:17 talked about his back crack
Listening to the two clips at 1:46:00 back to back without knowing they're separate is... interesting 😂
2 hours? Thats literally his entire content.
33:30 what does a man do, when hafway through a movie, a skateboard.....begins to speak. what does a man do then?.....PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!
i miss jacque
58:38
there's a lot of jokes out there in this world, a lot more clever, well thought out, well constructed, wittier jokes than this one, but nothing makes me piss myself laughing like a tried and true silly voice
The frame at 3:39 XD
1:08:00 Best Moment
1:45:40
1:05:08
1:05:16
Best
1:16:51
1:24:09
0:11
1:47
4:13
31:25
Pharaoh Goat will always be funny 😂 You can’t tell me otherwise
57:34
1:27:39 This one gets me every time.
I can steel hear de screems papa!