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  • i just really like potatoes
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 25 тис.

  • @jarofslime37
    @jarofslime37 4 роки тому +13093

    "you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'."
    that was legitimately foreshadowing

    • @lizdramalada2446
      @lizdramalada2446 4 роки тому +31

      ?

    • @ortrieur6948
      @ortrieur6948 4 роки тому +467

      you haven't watched Potato War 3 yet!? well, i ain't spoiling anything. go watch the finale.

    • @owenthompson8879
      @owenthompson8879 4 роки тому +184

      @@ortrieur6948 a truly good man respect

    • @lizdramalada2446
      @lizdramalada2446 4 роки тому +23

      @@ortrieur6948 i did!!!! 🥺

    • @lizdramalada2446
      @lizdramalada2446 4 роки тому +49

      @@ortrieur6948 but thank u for being polite all the same HAHAH

  • @queenchaosyet
    @queenchaosyet 4 роки тому +6469

    “This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes”
    Is such a raw and powerful sentence.

    • @giankromer5264
      @giankromer5264 4 роки тому +65

      Queen Chaos not as raw as a good potato

    • @mrpizzacat8273
      @mrpizzacat8273 4 роки тому +32

      This mans playing checkers while I was playing chess.... BUT THE PIECES ARE MADE OF POTATO I CARVED BY HAND

    • @makszupanec2944
      @makszupanec2944 4 роки тому +6

      My fav part of the vid

    • @kyohomemess1393
      @kyohomemess1393 4 роки тому +5

      this is so deep it changed my life for ever :0

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet 4 роки тому +2

      maks zupanec, your favourite part was the ending lmao?

  • @caffeineaddict5455
    @caffeineaddict5455 4 роки тому +17716

    "This dude has a mental illness"
    techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch
    (that shit was so funny to me)

    • @idiol9039
      @idiol9039 4 роки тому +110

      hahaha so funny

    • @nspark2913
      @nspark2913 4 роки тому +559

      .... Dedication... or insanity.

    • @grey9916
      @grey9916 4 роки тому +164

      N Spark29 both

    • @charlietube365
      @charlietube365 4 роки тому +15

      True

    • @greyw0lv
      @greyw0lv 4 роки тому +202

      worst part is we got no clue if he was serious

  • @TheForkRebel
    @TheForkRebel Рік тому +9386

    I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.

  • @Kami74159
    @Kami74159 4 роки тому +22068

    Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.

    • @JJ-ll1qg
      @JJ-ll1qg 4 роки тому +340

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kami74159
      @Kami74159 4 роки тому +199

      bro moment

    • @Hose_10
      @Hose_10 4 роки тому +79

      True 😂

    • @coffins786
      @coffins786 4 роки тому +40

      King Ghidorah LOL

    • @JJ-ll1qg
      @JJ-ll1qg 4 роки тому +77

      @@juliag2703 You are also a Julia G?

  • @stellabarrett8141
    @stellabarrett8141 4 роки тому +21789

    This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.

    • @joy-6629
      @joy-6629 4 роки тому +421

      POG PINNED BY TECHNOBLADE!!!

    • @baterwottle2400
      @baterwottle2400 4 роки тому +46

      Lol

    • @Ayesumoto
      @Ayesumoto 4 роки тому +267

      You know hubris was a word used to describe the gods, and technoblade is a GOD.

    • @lo-keycypher5254
      @lo-keycypher5254 4 роки тому +34

      The content tho

    • @sadrat5375
      @sadrat5375 4 роки тому +28

      Techno got lucky Bazaar made it so that you can only buy 10 stacks of an item per day

  • @lucasdeluca7492
    @lucasdeluca7492 3 роки тому +9184

    This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world

    • @Foho1010
      @Foho1010 3 роки тому +14

      @A Cheeseburger wbwn

    • @noddlelebowski1074
      @noddlelebowski1074 3 роки тому +101

      Wow I can’t believe you are surprised, this is technoblade remember

    • @atrixcanada7204
      @atrixcanada7204 3 роки тому +36

      That is Technoblade an indescribable man

    • @redmin6066
      @redmin6066 3 роки тому +28

      That’s a surprise? He’s technoblade

    • @BlandSock
      @BlandSock 3 роки тому +6

      U can not

  • @derekiswalking
    @derekiswalking Рік тому +2759

    "This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.

    • @CityAstro
      @CityAstro 8 місяців тому +11

      unless its to cancer

    • @danieljones6812
      @danieljones6812 8 місяців тому +57

      @@CityAstrobro…..

    • @michelleoxford332
      @michelleoxford332 7 місяців тому +40

      @@CityAstroget ratioed

    • @the_frick
      @the_frick 7 місяців тому +48

      @@CityAstro the cancer also died, so technically its a tie, which is NOT a loss

    • @LandonBurge-xq9id
      @LandonBurge-xq9id 6 місяців тому +4

      @@CityAstroI want to be mad at this but- pffft

  • @ethandavies5393
    @ethandavies5393 4 роки тому +3519

    Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings

    • @duatia5315
      @duatia5315 4 роки тому +22

      Magnus Carlsen what?

    • @matt8258
      @matt8258 4 роки тому +130

      And it was all to get better at potatos

    • @ej-jz5rc
      @ej-jz5rc 4 роки тому +23

      @@duatia5315 uncultured swine

    • @alexstewart2897
      @alexstewart2897 4 роки тому +28

      @@ej-jz5rc bro chill, magnus Carlson is not in the public eye, it doesn’t matter

    • @dullasparagus6369
      @dullasparagus6369 4 роки тому +17

      @@alexstewart2897 it’s literally in the original comment

  • @connorc3060
    @connorc3060 4 роки тому +4745

    The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)

    • @dr.pokemon1463
      @dr.pokemon1463 4 роки тому +101

      Holy shit that is a good easter egg

    • @cooleKinder
      @cooleKinder 4 роки тому +85

      This is why i love technoblade

    • @darkinators
      @darkinators 4 роки тому +3

      Time stamp?

    • @connorc3060
      @connorc3060 4 роки тому +30

      @@darkinators read my comment again.

    • @rag.animations
      @rag.animations 4 роки тому +14

      I honestly love that timestamp because it's 2^10

  • @ElectricSnivy
    @ElectricSnivy 4 роки тому +6028

    Why is nobody talking about
    Squid: "im not joking im dropping school"
    Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 4 роки тому +54

      Where in the vid is this?

    • @Raven-mo3xj
      @Raven-mo3xj 4 роки тому +146

      @@evalig871 0:21

    • @jeff09_
      @jeff09_ 4 роки тому +107

      He murdered that man

    • @dillon3858
      @dillon3858 4 роки тому +10

      Bruh electricsnivy, what a dumb name, also, I don’t even know who you are, you're so trash lmao

    • @tatogreen
      @tatogreen 4 роки тому +56

      Who asked. You just randomly insulted him for no reason.

  • @Boxygirl96
    @Boxygirl96 Рік тому +3503

    1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French
    This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 4 роки тому +17036

    squid: "He has a mental illness"
    Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"

    • @thepoweroffreesh6820
      @thepoweroffreesh6820 4 роки тому +907

      I think squid might be right

    • @TheFriendless1
      @TheFriendless1 4 роки тому +1090

      @@thepoweroffreesh6820 It's called dedication... to an unhealthy degree.

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 4 роки тому +78

      @@thepoweroffreesh6820 Lmaoooo

    • @ashd9498
      @ashd9498 4 роки тому +271

      ADHD hyper focus 😂

    • @scoutknightus6341
      @scoutknightus6341 4 роки тому +51

      Not to lie but squid is right but squid also didn’t need to say it

  • @vinsio1712
    @vinsio1712 3 роки тому +11986

    "Are you stalking me?"
    *"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +6597

    The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then

  • @tackk6529
    @tackk6529 8 місяців тому +312

    I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace

  • @MeatCreamer
    @MeatCreamer 4 роки тому +9374

    When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too

    • @NafeeDoesStuff
      @NafeeDoesStuff 4 роки тому +361

      Your pfp
      It terrifies me

    • @pb_x
      @pb_x 4 роки тому +234

      TheRedGuyYT I know the full image, you should be scared....

    • @randomname2726
      @randomname2726 4 роки тому +77

      @@pb_x i'm gonna regret this but, Sauce?

    • @Lavantte
      @Lavantte 4 роки тому +86

      TheRedGuyYT
      Oh god, why’d you point it out??

    • @rofirofi112
      @rofirofi112 4 роки тому +46

      @@pb_x sauce? For research purpose

  • @Sutaokami
    @Sutaokami 4 роки тому +7255

    "I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude

    • @bunjeegum_3380
      @bunjeegum_3380 4 роки тому +27

      Sutaokami Yes this is good

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 4 роки тому +51

      more like 145 million times

    • @allen8655
      @allen8655 4 роки тому +41

      Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists

    • @Sutaokami
      @Sutaokami 4 роки тому +8

      @@allen8655 dont worry about it, didn't know it was Bruce lee till you said that

    • @bunjeegum_3380
      @bunjeegum_3380 4 роки тому +8

      Midnight Yep you got it right. Bruce Lee

  • @lucanichilo5324
    @lucanichilo5324 4 роки тому +4076

    When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction

    • @cy5434
      @cy5434 4 роки тому +69

      It's sad because I liked that series

    • @bladderstone69
      @bladderstone69 4 роки тому +12

      He has three minecrafts

    • @cy5434
      @cy5434 4 роки тому +9

      @peroh I know, I just want more episodes

    • @avalonqt6285
      @avalonqt6285 4 роки тому +17

      And he still conquered the earth

    • @catidiot2417
      @catidiot2417 4 роки тому +4

      You forgot a dance after distraction

  • @TheWoov
    @TheWoov Рік тому +335

    I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it

    • @athomesuperhero
      @athomesuperhero 5 місяців тому +2

      wait what happened? I didn't watch any of his other skyblock content

    • @enderlight2317
      @enderlight2317 5 місяців тому +20

      ​​@@athomesuperhero it's like what OP had said, Foogle did a sike trade on Techno in the previous videos when he was looking for a helmet for the Superior Dragon Armor set. Foogle said he has one, but when the trade was about to be confirmed, he backed off last second (which also led him to being humiliated by a lot of live viewers I think), hence why Techno was being skeptical

  • @WhiskyChordata
    @WhiskyChordata 4 роки тому +3468

    This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA 4 роки тому +8

      we need another war !!!

    • @hinzlim9166
      @hinzlim9166 4 роки тому +14

      I mean is just two mad man farming potatoes but sure

    • @Guto_1227
      @Guto_1227 4 роки тому +5

      @@RED01SEA no, we need another god!

    • @squash6840
      @squash6840 4 роки тому +1

      Killer bean

    • @altpro4525
      @altpro4525 4 роки тому

      heard of huahwi vs xnestorio or tylarzz vs nestor in uhc kid???

  • @mrzombie2953
    @mrzombie2953 4 роки тому +5607

    squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API!
    Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output*
    squidkid: b r u h

    • @tulnukas2000
      @tulnukas2000 4 роки тому +121

      just 0 mercy

    • @fantasticphil3863
      @fantasticphil3863 4 роки тому +282

      Mrzombie295 *updates it in a friggin EXCEL sheet and calculates with the original amount plus each increase in output DAILY*

    • @mastertm1590
      @mastertm1590 4 роки тому +91

      Modern problems require old fashioned techniques..

    • @ckingpro
      @ckingpro 4 роки тому +21

      @@fantasticphil3863 It was a friggin Google Sheets sheet

    • @fantasticphil3863
      @fantasticphil3863 4 роки тому +18

      CKing Pro excel hasn’t reached the level of universality to the point that a google spreadsheet can’t be called an excel sheet? ☹️

  • @Dashometry1774
    @Dashometry1774 4 роки тому +13666

    He made a whole series just to throw squid kid off his trail. Respect

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 4 роки тому +95

      Im pretty Sure that was a joke

    • @tobydog2850
      @tobydog2850 4 роки тому +404

      Video games are serious business and should be shown with respect. - Techno

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 роки тому +227

      Leobastian 04 i doubt it.
      I think he did it just why not and realised it could be a perfect tactic. Techno is incredibly smart so I won’t be surprised

    • @Dashometry1774
      @Dashometry1774 4 роки тому +25

      PhoenixGamer10 | Gaming master plan

    • @Despacitoian
      @Despacitoian 4 роки тому +74

      17Mystic yeah, he conquered all of SMP earth to distract a man from making virtual potatoes.
      And then he covered up a massive glitch in the game and made his enemy think he had cause his potato amount to half.

  • @Omgiamsotriggered
    @Omgiamsotriggered 4 місяці тому +42

    Little did technoblade know that the video that did "alright" went on to create a whole movement, and become one of the most known minecraft wars and videos of all time, alongside techno's legacy now that he is gone. Id say that was time well spent for the amount of laughter and watchtime it gave us. Rest in peace you beautiful pig, thank you for countless memes :(

  • @rozari
    @rozari 4 роки тому +2307

    I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier

    • @AlexAndLilChompa
      @AlexAndLilChompa 4 роки тому +5

      I would like the comment but it’s at 69 likes

    • @tylerkennedy8931
      @tylerkennedy8931 4 роки тому +11

      I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 роки тому +10

      Techno has the voice of a normal HEY GUYS youtuber and a chill person at the same time

    • @subwaykitty683
      @subwaykitty683 4 роки тому +2

      So controversial yet so true.

    • @wesleybarton3423
      @wesleybarton3423 4 роки тому +1

      Surely you mean monotone? I enjoy the monotone commentary as well.

  • @dreww304
    @dreww304 4 роки тому +7440

    soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god

    • @mtdeeley
      @mtdeeley 4 роки тому +60

      oh... wait what... hol' up

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 роки тому +117

      @@mtdeeley SMP Earth

    • @joesanchez2973
      @joesanchez2973 4 роки тому +6

      I like it, but then un-liked the comment.

    • @sumi_luu
      @sumi_luu 4 роки тому +33

      Normal Sunday for Techno

    • @shmango2518
      @shmango2518 4 роки тому +5

      when u wanna like the comment but it already has 420 likes

  • @tenniscrabs
    @tenniscrabs 3 роки тому +12292

    I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).

    • @DebsStuffs
      @DebsStuffs 3 роки тому +354

      le epic

    • @OliveTreesa
      @OliveTreesa 3 роки тому +466

      Next he’s gonna come out as potato sexual

    • @ren6737
      @ren6737 3 роки тому +161

      apple of *earth*

    • @ReaganK333
      @ReaganK333 3 роки тому +21

      Wow

    • @blueninjagaming148
      @blueninjagaming148 3 роки тому +57

      i realized right away because im from Canada lmaoooooooooooo

  • @jacobtrz7115
    @jacobtrz7115 Рік тому +75

    The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.

  • @robertdolcetti450
    @robertdolcetti450 4 роки тому +1578

    10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.

    • @ladder3257
      @ladder3257 4 роки тому +74

      This was the moment techno's sanity fell into my question

    • @TY_2020
      @TY_2020 4 роки тому +5

      LOL

    • @robertdolcetti450
      @robertdolcetti450 4 роки тому +23

      @@ladder3257 I may have lost my composure but techno lost his sanity.

    • @neparizzy
      @neparizzy 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @emdies-mds4957
      @emdies-mds4957 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

  • @rosemary8020
    @rosemary8020 3 роки тому +6208

    Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*

    • @DebsStuffs
      @DebsStuffs 3 роки тому +162

      Its the golden age of their lives.

    • @Wandejcjdn
      @Wandejcjdn 3 роки тому +25

      Rose a sub has been earned (even if you dont post lol)

    • @rosemary8020
      @rosemary8020 3 роки тому +7

      @@Wandejcjdn Oh well thanks aha!

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +4

      @@rosemary8020 Another sub has been given!

    • @rosemary8020
      @rosemary8020 3 роки тому +4

      @@GumSkyloard Thank you :o

  • @ball2144
    @ball2144 4 роки тому +8824

    Students: math won’t help in real life
    Techno: “calculates the potatoe output of his enemies so that he may rule”

    • @MrCrotchRot
      @MrCrotchRot 4 роки тому +170

      the one time its useful

    • @dongdoansy6072
      @dongdoansy6072 4 роки тому +36

      I have made A mistake advanced math is muda

    • @elmothestalker5148
      @elmothestalker5148 4 роки тому +37

      Cough cough it's a game not real life so technicaly the students is right

    • @moomooha234
      @moomooha234 4 роки тому +75

      @@elmothestalker5148 playing minecraft is part of real life, but there really is a good reason to learn math

    • @chrislol8008
      @chrislol8008 4 роки тому +5

      @@dongdoansy6072 is that a mutha flipping JoJo's reference?

  • @juliocesarsumoza900
    @juliocesarsumoza900 8 місяців тому +24

    Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.

  • @quinn3110
    @quinn3110 4 роки тому +43422

    If Techno used half of his brain on something else than Minecraft, he would either save humanity or end it.

    • @generalj4192
      @generalj4192 4 роки тому +2331

      Half? You mean 1% of his brain

    • @nathanaschmann7522
      @nathanaschmann7522 4 роки тому +854

      How is this so perfect

    • @chimp554
      @chimp554 4 роки тому +1385

      The worst part about this is that its completely true. He's reached a higher state of existance than us.

    • @vveston7
      @vveston7 4 роки тому +512

      Just you wait it's all part of the master plan

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 4 роки тому +343

      Probably end it, or at the mininmum take it over

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 4 роки тому +2018

    Plot Twist: This series is just a cover for his real objective which is reaching rank 1 in alchemy

    • @so6748
      @so6748 4 роки тому +23

      Wait...🤭🤔

    • @MrLrebelo1
      @MrLrebelo1 4 роки тому +7

      Hmmmmm

    • @crystallxix1493
      @crystallxix1493 4 роки тому +20

      @Kaiden Cook *ghasp* We have been blind all along!

    • @ryderkyt24hoursago28
      @ryderkyt24hoursago28 3 роки тому +2

      @@crystallxix1493 GHASPIFY OMGGG

    • @evil6175
      @evil6175 3 роки тому

      He probably has most hours in skyblock

  • @JWinterFoxYT
    @JWinterFoxYT 4 роки тому +686

    13:09
    _"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_
    -Technoblade

    • @Pixci
      @Pixci 4 роки тому +36

      truly motivational

    • @Aaron-mb5be
      @Aaron-mb5be 4 роки тому +84

      Surprised that came from a video about farming potatos

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 роки тому +5

      Ora ora ora!

    • @squash6840
      @squash6840 4 роки тому +1

      Ok

    • @JullianPlays
      @JullianPlays 4 роки тому +4

      Hmm, like for Technoblade, Minecraft Monday.

  • @blubirdds
    @blubirdds Рік тому +45

    babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session

  • @krillius5364
    @krillius5364 4 роки тому +6778

    Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes
    Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this

    • @venomviper3007
      @venomviper3007 4 роки тому +29

      might wanna fix that typo my guy

    • @krillius5364
      @krillius5364 4 роки тому +43

      VenomViper300 oh shoot thanks man

    • @stubi3633
      @stubi3633 4 роки тому +2

      @@krillius5364 there was another typo

    • @Zryrr
      @Zryrr 4 роки тому +3

      @@stubi3633 agreed

    • @krillius5364
      @krillius5364 4 роки тому +2

      Elias Negishi where

  • @iski4317
    @iski4317 4 роки тому +4564

    „He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“
    *Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE

    • @spicywater8701
      @spicywater8701 4 роки тому +29

      iskander he’s just a rly big 15 year old

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 4 роки тому +6

      I'm not sure but he propably 18 or 19

    • @Manacus
      @Manacus 4 роки тому +45

      @@komiks42 he's 21

    • @xxjotave15xx
      @xxjotave15xx 4 роки тому +17

      technoblade uses voice changer confirmed

    • @thecouchpotato1807
      @thecouchpotato1807 4 роки тому +1

      170th like lol

  • @wavyflowz8567
    @wavyflowz8567 4 роки тому +3488

    Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction”
    Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you

    • @MaskedChaos
      @MaskedChaos 4 роки тому +63

      Wavyflowz ALL ARE INFERIOR TO THE POTATOES

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp 4 роки тому +71

      ‍‮؜؜؜؜

    • @nziom
      @nziom 4 роки тому +195

      Imagine creating the most powerful empire in the world and taking over the entire planet and conquering space just as a distraction

    • @lenkastv6934
      @lenkastv6934 4 роки тому +33

      @@nziomonly one person can do this only technoblede

    • @epicgamer636
      @epicgamer636 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @abhijaywarrier5237
    @abhijaywarrier5237 Рік тому +59

    After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE

  • @arcxbandit99
    @arcxbandit99 3 роки тому +4523

    The reason technoblade is one of the best you tubers in the world is because of the respect he holds for his enemies and how he defends them from toxic haters.

    • @olliee3460
      @olliee3460 3 роки тому +61

      Technoblade is a king duhhhh

    • @quitkid8727
      @quitkid8727 3 роки тому +138

      Professionals have standards

    • @linkais3875
      @linkais3875 3 роки тому +30

      PRAISE TECHNOBLADE!!!!

    • @petitqc9425
      @petitqc9425 3 роки тому +2

      Wasnt ennemie they was rival

    • @dedotrongames6402
      @dedotrongames6402 3 роки тому +2

      @@quitkid8727 Feelings? You know what has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death, with a golf trophie.

  • @elijahduvvuri1635
    @elijahduvvuri1635 3 роки тому +4357

    I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +67

      I mean, if paparazzi can do it
      Why can't we ?

    • @orange8216
      @orange8216 2 роки тому +22

      @@X-SPONGED its only stalking if its not done by multimillionaire company or company. did u ever realise how a a individual is not allowed to dump toxic waste in rivers but companies are allowed in major mass toxic dumps in rivers

    • @chewy4722
      @chewy4722 2 роки тому +3

      well that’s a fancy way to pronounce it

    • @inksans4860
      @inksans4860 2 роки тому +1

      Your not wrong

    • @baconicdoge6712
      @baconicdoge6712 2 роки тому +1

      @@orange8216 *Well arent hypixel and youtube companies?And channels makes money as well,so doesnt that count as a company?*

  • @joemoe3547
    @joemoe3547 4 роки тому +2737

    Is anyone gonna talk about his alt being called potato in French.

  • @LukeHartman-nd1gy
    @LukeHartman-nd1gy Рік тому +43

    “Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno

  • @vladgor4099
    @vladgor4099 4 роки тому +2333

    He started an entire SERIES as a distraction mechanism?!!

  • @noyansharifi7895
    @noyansharifi7895 4 роки тому +3768

    I was thinking “this isn’t that crazy”..... then I learned he uses spreadsheets

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 4 роки тому +101

      That's not as crazy as it might sound, I started using spreadsheets to keep track of enchantment books prices.

    • @seventhirtysix7794
      @seventhirtysix7794 4 роки тому +143

      Trust me... he needs therapy - wait for potato war 3

    • @thenumber102k
      @thenumber102k 4 роки тому +24

      The man is going to use inter-dimesional travel next or some crap

    • @lyl_es9421
      @lyl_es9421 4 роки тому +7

      micromanaging. been around the practice since the masters of most games i play do that

    • @shigehito5855
      @shigehito5855 4 роки тому +20

      @@seventhirtysix7794 you knew something

  • @marlosuper
    @marlosuper 3 роки тому +2278

    alternative title: pigman realizes consequences of his actions after the stock market crashes, keeps going

    • @cyntheticism
      @cyntheticism 3 роки тому +42

      *is so f***ing rich he does not care and proceeds to decimate competitors yet again

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 роки тому +8

      man too rich to go bankrupt

    • @SpectroliteDS2400
      @SpectroliteDS2400 2 роки тому +5

      The sunk cost fallacy is strong with this one

    • @skeletoninatuxedo7147
      @skeletoninatuxedo7147 2 роки тому +4

      the pig of wall street

  • @ladlevi
    @ladlevi Рік тому +33

    There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)

  • @prettypathosis
    @prettypathosis 3 роки тому +19723

    the rewatchability of this series is honestly amazing

    • @shintena..
      @shintena.. 3 роки тому +570

      I’ve rewatched it 3 times
      This is better than any Netflix show.

    • @sharethevictoryromaeus961
      @sharethevictoryromaeus961 3 роки тому +44

      @@shintena.. lmao

    • @mintegral1719
      @mintegral1719 3 роки тому +257

      I come back and rewatch all of them like every few months

    • @this_aster
      @this_aster 3 роки тому +90

      Trueee. He's my comfort youtuber lol (was about to say streamer but like..)

    • @darkspike7543
      @darkspike7543 3 роки тому +45

      This is like my 7th time lol

  • @JoicSeth
    @JoicSeth 4 роки тому +2155

    "i'm quitting school, no joke"
    "that's not very wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"
    IM DEAD
    Rip to the goat of Skyblock. He was truly unlike any other youtuber

  • @akirariver2402
    @akirariver2402 4 роки тому +13202

    When he pulled out a spreadsheet I almost cried from laughing this man is actually insane I thought people were exaggerating but no he's actually insane.

  • @chrisl1320
    @chrisl1320 Рік тому +5

    i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts

  • @Fin_Ale
    @Fin_Ale 4 роки тому +3351

    "I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail"
    thank you technoblade

    • @kaydenwry6776
      @kaydenwry6776 4 роки тому +8

      ,very cool

    • @catp6405
      @catp6405 4 роки тому +12

      Does this mean he wasn't serious about his smp series?

    • @AOZ.
      @AOZ. 4 роки тому +92

      @@catp6405 it's... obviously a joke...

    • @Mushbeary
      @Mushbeary 4 роки тому +40

      @@AOZ. shhhh

    • @Ccc32800
      @Ccc32800 4 роки тому +2

      That smart lol

  • @zanorok5896
    @zanorok5896 4 роки тому +75644

    This man is the guy in the math question

    • @jakerussell135
      @jakerussell135 4 роки тому +4627

      "technoblade has 473,647,263 potatoes"
      Technoblade never dies. Not in our hearts
      guys I'm not a time traveler, I edited this comment in july 2022 when i was rewatching all of his videos

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 4 роки тому +813

      I love this comment.

    • @user-ee1rl3tg7w
      @user-ee1rl3tg7w 4 роки тому +1646

      @@jakerussell135 im_a_squid_kid has 69,420 potatoes. who has more potatoes? explain.

    • @jakerussell135
      @jakerussell135 4 роки тому +974

      @@user-ee1rl3tg7w im_a_squid_kid has more potatoes because 6 is more than 4
      _/s_

    • @user-ee1rl3tg7w
      @user-ee1rl3tg7w 4 роки тому +609

      @@jakerussell135 A+++

  • @S.Fahren
    @S.Fahren 4 роки тому +14759

    Squid: "im not joking im dropping school"
    Techno: "that's not wise"
    Techno: *"being #2 in potatoes doesnt pay that well"*
    BOI

    • @jay-co3lo
      @jay-co3lo 4 роки тому +19

      time stamp?

    • @Loven-ru3vx
      @Loven-ru3vx 4 роки тому +104

      @@jay-co3lo 0:20 pause at last screenshot

    • @mtsakif1593
      @mtsakif1593 4 роки тому +12

      You Local Ocygen Dealer. what anime is on your profile. :)

    • @S.Fahren
      @S.Fahren 4 роки тому +17

      @@mtsakif1593 it's not an anime, it's a VTuber.(Streamers with Anime avatar.)

    • @mtsakif1593
      @mtsakif1593 4 роки тому +6

      @@S.Fahren what? nooooo I thought it was a doujin

  • @BrahimS03
    @BrahimS03 Рік тому +14

    "Technoblade never dies"
    -Sun tzu, the art of war

  • @ralpha5889
    @ralpha5889 4 роки тому +816

    squid : disables api ha! there's no way he's got me
    techno: logs into another version, swims through his farm, times his minions with a stopwatch and uses a formula on a spreadsheet.
    *FARM FOR ANOTHER 1000000 YEARS*

  • @Ad_Hominem
    @Ad_Hominem 4 роки тому +3644

    *Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy*
    *#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously

    • @krackencrusader403
      @krackencrusader403 4 роки тому +189

      Technoblade gets #1 in all skyblock charts.

    • @kouluruoka7920
      @kouluruoka7920 4 роки тому +59

      @@krackencrusader403 the real addicted advancement gotten.

    • @Someone-dh1pr
      @Someone-dh1pr 4 роки тому +31

      da numba 1 alchemy player sweating nervously just techno almost got to numba 1 just to get the 24th minion slots

    • @kazumabutworse
      @kazumabutworse 4 роки тому +35

      @@Someone-dh1pr to upgrade his rabbit pet*

    • @cpujar
      @cpujar 4 роки тому +5

      4*

  • @mirramig
    @mirramig 4 роки тому +10459

    “I spent so many hours brewing potions that i ended up rank 4 globally”
    Techno 1 year later: the great alchemy war

  • @ippz100
    @ippz100 9 місяців тому +27

    Dear techno army,
    We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying
    some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not
    over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and
    force UA-cam to make him
    a custom 20 mil play button by
    1 June 2024 ,his birthday as
    'Mere death cannot conquer
    The Blade'

    • @Cizz-e8e
      @Cizz-e8e Місяць тому

      OMG YESS,THE BUTTON NEED TO HAVE WRITTEN ON IT "SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE" OR "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"

  • @eventidess
    @eventidess 4 роки тому +2211

    "Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output."
    Sounds like some anime protagonist.

    • @fernando4959
      @fernando4959 4 роки тому +76

      OP protagonist who is somehow always smarter than his opponents
      Except he has an explanation to his genius

    • @aaronrosales8274
      @aaronrosales8274 4 роки тому +11

      So who is going to the anime of technoblade

    • @Bezimienny420
      @Bezimienny420 4 роки тому +15

      Technoblade is Like madara but 100x powerfull

    • @zed538
      @zed538 4 роки тому +17

      Light Yagami

    • @sethakins4029
      @sethakins4029 4 роки тому +10

      Red Cannot Sing Next you’ll say: “It was all a part of the master plan!”

  • @stellawolfe3365
    @stellawolfe3365 3 роки тому +6097

    lets all just be glad technoblade is playing minecraft and not in a goverment job. when i say he would take over the world i am not kidding.

    • @syrenwater3811
      @syrenwater3811 3 роки тому +240

      I mean he is an anarchist so... We probably don't have to worry. Probably

    • @lacisum3096
      @lacisum3096 3 роки тому +79

      He’d spare dadza,philza and tommy then murder dream first

    • @smalltubegaming7726
      @smalltubegaming7726 3 роки тому +17

      Probably

    • @cocoa25121
      @cocoa25121 3 роки тому +15

      He hates governments tho

    • @Tin_Kin
      @Tin_Kin 3 роки тому +24

      @@cocoa25121 I thought that was just in the dream smp.
      Wait is that not just part of a character, or is it part of him irl just maxed out on the smp.

  • @childelike
    @childelike 4 роки тому +7693

    alternate title: techno spends millions of dollars to cyberbully a child on hypixel, then does it again

  • @kazewz
    @kazewz Рік тому +22

    “this man has a mental illness”
    9:41 LMFAO I DIED

  • @blurple8398
    @blurple8398 4 роки тому +3267

    So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.

  • @belgiumballd5098
    @belgiumballd5098 4 роки тому +11229

    "This dude has a mental illnes"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @a123-i5f
    @a123-i5f 4 роки тому +1455

    Techno After the Great potato war: There is Never gonna be a second one
    Squid: Starts potato war 2
    Techno: Wins again
    The cold potato war: Showtime

    • @Alvionalx
      @Alvionalx 4 роки тому +3

      oh o

    • @denissdenisson6823
      @denissdenisson6823 4 роки тому +3

      Whos the Hitler here, cause techno does technically have a cult potato following.

    • @YJ-eq3gd
      @YJ-eq3gd 4 роки тому +4

      @@denissdenisson6823 why hitler? It was a financial and economic war between America and the Soviet Union

    • @denissdenisson6823
      @denissdenisson6823 4 роки тому

      @@YJ-eq3gd I was assuming this was a "war to end all wars" thing.

    • @adamferris4780
      @adamferris4780 4 роки тому +2

      @Yejun Na Your living in the past buddy. We’re done talking abt the Cold War. Welcome to World Potato War III

  • @Stingray__25moblie
    @Stingray__25moblie Рік тому +8

    Rest in piece king
    Probably one of your best series

  • @yorangey_LOC
    @yorangey_LOC 4 роки тому +1421

    Thief: time to break into this house
    Another thief: sorry sir but it’s not your turn to break in yet

    • @barneya1965
      @barneya1965 4 роки тому +71

      He spent like 10 seconds casually mentioning an entire POTATO CULT that had broken into his farm. I must learn more.

    • @masterdoge987
      @masterdoge987 4 роки тому +11

      The funny thing is that that’s how most high-level robberies work

    • @lihretti
      @lihretti 3 роки тому +6

      @@masterdoge987 h-how do you know that?

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому

      @@lihretti how do u think?

    • @rubikscubegaming2412
      @rubikscubegaming2412 Рік тому

      A good assasin also knows how to steal

  • @oliverolson2766
    @oliverolson2766 3 роки тому +2906

    "Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much"
    -Sun Tzu, the art of war

  • @tuba_archmage1718
    @tuba_archmage1718 3 роки тому +4846

    Techno: I started an smp series to throw him off.
    What I hear after watching that series: I conquered the f*cking world to distract someone.

    • @ballersigmaohioskibidi
      @ballersigmaohioskibidi 3 роки тому +432

      It’s like trying to win a chess match so you terraform mars to distract the opponent.

    • @CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222
      @CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222 2 роки тому +74

      Wow this reminds me of the time where I played guess who to distract the president while I stole the 🗼

    • @elpatosad5757
      @elpatosad5757 2 роки тому +40

      @@CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222 This sounds like something Peter Griffin would say

    • @adalon378
      @adalon378 2 роки тому +10

      @@ballersigmaohioskibidi yeah, genius!

    • @lonesome1996
      @lonesome1996 2 роки тому +6

      Where did you get your profile pic from?

  • @jjsuper7501
    @jjsuper7501 Рік тому +11

    "Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.

  • @basilulicki4148
    @basilulicki4148 4 роки тому +3096

    When you create an entire SMP Earth series... TO THROW SOMEONE OFF YOUR POTATO FARMING.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +10910

    Potato Famines would've never happened if Technoblade was born back then

  • @NemoWorld3189
    @NemoWorld3189 3 роки тому +1400

    just noticed that his spreadsheet tracking potato output is named "very normal behavior"

  • @im_therose
    @im_therose Рік тому +4

    today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough

  • @cubienewbie6536
    @cubienewbie6536 3 роки тому +950

    The lengths this man has gone through to cyber bully a college student

    • @Komo-en8dn
      @Komo-en8dn 3 роки тому +8

      He hates them all after the ultimate hunger games incident

    • @hemangkeswani
      @hemangkeswani 3 роки тому +5

      nice musty pfp cubienewbie

    • @xdragclick2074
      @xdragclick2074 3 роки тому +2

      @@hemangkeswani s h i b e

  • @Whatamood
    @Whatamood 4 роки тому +1802

    lets be real technoblade is one of the most interesting channels that exploded. its an actual competitive orientated minecraft channel, even though all minecraft youtubers that are really big are just casuals that mainly became big by other games. I think technoblade became big because he is entertaining and competitive at the same time so its fun to see him "stab kids" .

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 4 роки тому +75

      Also fun and original humor.

    • @santiagoley6403
      @santiagoley6403 4 роки тому +87

      Also, his voice is really good to hear while trying to sleep.
      Cough cough... 5.5M views on minecraft story mode ep 2-4.

    • @viktoranderas9541
      @viktoranderas9541 4 роки тому +6

      That sounds right and makes sense.

    • @aleeaz135
      @aleeaz135 4 роки тому

      KEKW

    • @xpr0gidy
      @xpr0gidy 4 роки тому +22

      Rengar Main actually we like him mostly because of his personality and demeanor while recording, which is actually quite similar to this comment
      shut up nerd

  • @wendyanderson778
    @wendyanderson778 3 роки тому +6845

    This man has taught me more math than all of my teachers combined using the motive of a potato war.

    • @prumchhangsreng979
      @prumchhangsreng979 3 роки тому +46

      Ur teacher are trash because this is basic highschool math

    • @batpop183
      @batpop183 3 роки тому +15

      Very true

    • @villelinnros8806
      @villelinnros8806 3 роки тому +35

      @@prumchhangsreng979 r/wooosh

    • @AlienoRBLX
      @AlienoRBLX 3 роки тому +5

      @@villelinnros8806 that isn’t how you use a whoosh you know that right

    • @TheBeegestYosho
      @TheBeegestYosho 3 роки тому +1

      lol yeah

  • @janhergenrother6544
    @janhergenrother6544 Місяць тому +2

    "Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities" this is so powerfull

  • @fitegate8986
    @fitegate8986 3 роки тому +9138

    “This dude has a mental illness!” -Squid
    “I just really like potatoes” -Techno

    • @gorbdafrog5732
      @gorbdafrog5732 3 роки тому +127

      He actually has adhd

    • @K1NGRaj
      @K1NGRaj 3 роки тому +123

      @@gorbdafrog5732 so do I. And I won’t lie, that’s what adhd does to me 😂

    • @gorbdafrog5732
      @gorbdafrog5732 3 роки тому +29

      @@K1NGRaj Pfft-

    • @shewolfblacklink1062
      @shewolfblacklink1062 3 роки тому +59

      @@K1NGRaj I hyper fixated on Technoblade and it hasn't stopped... It started like 4 weeks ago... Help me...

    • @ChaoticCreatorLol
      @ChaoticCreatorLol 3 роки тому +55

      @@shewolfblacklink1062 to late 1 second traps you and links your soul to technoblade

  • @aph391
    @aph391 3 роки тому +6721

    A squid farms a million potatoes a day. A pig farms 15% more. Calculate the mass of the sun.

  • @MyUnoriginalLife
    @MyUnoriginalLife 3 роки тому +2911

    "its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard

  • @theduoidiots5892
    @theduoidiots5892 Рік тому +3

    These vids are so good to come back to, even after he passed

  • @gullerodjensen6926
    @gullerodjensen6926 4 роки тому +3090

    Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.

    • @user-qu5bj6ee3o
      @user-qu5bj6ee3o 4 роки тому +63

      idk how commas work exactly, and i just place them based on some gut feeling, but i don't think one' s supposed to be there

    • @kaydenwry6776
      @kaydenwry6776 4 роки тому +14

      @@user-qu5bj6ee3o Lol,

    • @coffeebean2291
      @coffeebean2291 4 роки тому +8

      Gullerod Jensen Then you clearly haven't watched flamingo

    • @daridon2483
      @daridon2483 4 роки тому

      And getting views and money out of it.

    • @harvey4125
      @harvey4125 4 роки тому +2

      yes,

  • @JustPineapple
    @JustPineapple 3 роки тому +787

    That scene when Techno’s alt outbid squid kid literally felt like a depressing betrayal scene

  • @HaganConnell
    @HaganConnell 4 роки тому +2439

    Techno's spreadsheet is titled, "very normal behavior" (10:23). I love this man.

    • @feya1621
      @feya1621 4 роки тому +57

      i didn't even notice oml

    • @mtdeeley
      @mtdeeley 4 роки тому +30

      it was probably tilted by 6.9 degrees.

    • @sumi_luu
      @sumi_luu 4 роки тому +11

      *Nice.*

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 4 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @HaganConnell
      @HaganConnell Рік тому

      And it turns out that this is the same spreadsheet he sent to Tommy way back when!

  • @DawleyDude
    @DawleyDude Рік тому +9

    I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!

  • @Chorddy
    @Chorddy 4 роки тому +2145

    He is literally Thanos
    SMP Earth: *Dominates the world*
    Hypixle: *Becomes a farmer*

    • @crimsonpath8995
      @crimsonpath8995 4 роки тому +66

      Star Strats I would do a thanos joke but I’m not cursed with knowledge

    • @newchallenger7665
      @newchallenger7665 4 роки тому +38

      Pokefan 89999 that joke was funny and it did put a smile on my face

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 4 роки тому +31

      @@newchallenger7665 when you havent watched infinity war but theres spoilers everywhere
      reality is often disappointing
      (i actually never seen infinity war)

    • @cpujar
      @cpujar 4 роки тому +6

      hypixel*

    • @noname-sl7vf
      @noname-sl7vf 4 роки тому +5

      @@marcy1949 i want to forget about the films i watched so i can watch them more times without knowing what will happen XD

  • @edge4063
    @edge4063 4 роки тому +2110

    The thing that gets me is how much he quotes “The art of war”

    • @bluespellmaster8592
      @bluespellmaster8592 4 роки тому +148

      Edge he was an English major he really wants to make his time in college writing papers worthwhile

    • @2n423
      @2n423 4 роки тому +9

      I HAVE THAT BOOK!!!!!

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 4 роки тому +7

      @@2n423 i thought it said hate for a sec

    • @crazydude2361
      @crazydude2361 4 роки тому +4

      2008 Productions I got it just because of these videos xD

    • @2n423
      @2n423 4 роки тому +2

      @@crazydude2361 oh wow
      cool

  • @vivonix8761
    @vivonix8761 2 роки тому +7449

    I came back to the greatest minecraft series on this platform after hearing the news today, and I find myself almost forgetting that it all happened. Nothing has had time to sink in. Across many accounts and over many years I’ve watched Techno go from 2k to 2m, to 10m. This man’s amazing humor and personality carried me from elementary to high school, and always made me feel better when my own life got rough. If I look back through the years, even to the days of the Blitz parody, Techno has a place in my life in every time period and every one of those years, and was truly a source of comfort. We love you Technoblade, and we’ll always be here. Rest in peace, and thank you for all the years.

    • @chilfghfh1949
      @chilfghfh1949 2 роки тому +148

      Yeah it's strange to think the guy I'm watching right now is no longer alive.

    • @vivonix8761
      @vivonix8761 2 роки тому +93

      @@chilfghfh1949 yeah, I feel such a sense of loss. This was one of the most genuine men out there and it’s so painful to lose him so early. I wish the best to his family

    • @felipealmeida822
      @felipealmeida822 2 роки тому +18

      Rest in peace

    • @homelessaxolotl6251
      @homelessaxolotl6251 2 роки тому +15

      I haven't even proceeded the he passed away. R.I.P technoblade

    • @endinator730
      @endinator730 2 роки тому +32

      At least he got his final wish to hit 10 mil, a career filled with Ws ends with a W

  • @dronevolgs
    @dronevolgs 4 місяці тому +3

    by potato limit he probly means the 32 bit integer limit (4,294,967,296) 2^32 = 4,294,967,296. So that means a 32 bit integer can be any integer between 0 and 4,294,967,295. Unless you want to be able to use negative numbers, in which case you split it down the middle, and you get any integer between -2,147,483,648 and 2,147,483,647 (the missing 1 from the positive range is used for 0)

  • @Simon-tb6tn
    @Simon-tb6tn 4 роки тому +1845

    "Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*

    • @ThomasonCG
      @ThomasonCG 4 роки тому +110

      now this is true commitment to the cause

    • @sanderkivirand1557
      @sanderkivirand1557 4 роки тому +37

      He still got money from the smp videos so win win?

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 роки тому +68

      Those Sun Tzu quotes werent just random. This guy is using ancient tactics to win this Potato war.

    • @antoniou6427
      @antoniou6427 4 роки тому +7

      I was so f*cking shocked man

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 роки тому +2

      @@antoniou6427 shooketh*

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +882

    "I Uploaded SMP to Hid my Plans"
    So World Domination was just a Decoy!!

    • @Mykalpaca
      @Mykalpaca 4 роки тому +44

      Clearly potatoes > World

    • @vxson902
      @vxson902 4 роки тому +3

      **Potatoes**
      Technoblade: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

    • @zeuss5
      @zeuss5 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Leung but he actually took over the aorld lmao

    • @coolsuper2624
      @coolsuper2624 4 роки тому

      That is hard to believe

    • @MyAIaskanPing
      @MyAIaskanPing 4 роки тому +1

      ireland was first

  • @vanillune
    @vanillune 4 роки тому +5611

    I adore that the alts name is just “Potatos”

  • @NotHUSTLE
    @NotHUSTLE 10 днів тому +3

    I like the idea that the entire smp was a distraction from his plans lol

  • @azamukuichi5655
    @azamukuichi5655 4 роки тому +5521

    THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.

    • @MailMainbutnot
      @MailMainbutnot 3 роки тому +19

      Yea

    • @dr.unventor
      @dr.unventor 3 роки тому +222

      Or did he start the potato war to throw off his enemies in the smp?

    • @jackm.7094
      @jackm.7094 3 роки тому +102

      @@dr.unventor oh yeah, this is big brain time

    • @bomboklat10
      @bomboklat10 3 роки тому +14

      Stfu gacha kid

    • @0ddst0ff33
      @0ddst0ff33 3 роки тому +5

      It was a hoke

  • @cyrodiin
    @cyrodiin 4 роки тому +1084

    Squid: "Who are you?"
    Techno: *_"Death."_*

  • @jdm2514
    @jdm2514 4 роки тому +701

    I really like your style, Techno. Stick up for Squid as a person, run him over as a gaming rival. Y'all actually beefing on Squid need to chill.

    • @advertise3606YT
      @advertise3606YT 4 роки тому +2

      And *NO* Replies

    • @wastry
      @wastry 4 роки тому +8

      Why would people stop? Squid is super toxic in-game.

    • @nola9555
      @nola9555 4 роки тому +3

      @@wastry you know how?

    • @matt-ly1jl
      @matt-ly1jl 4 роки тому +5

      @@wastry yea he is super toxic

    • @deoce
      @deoce 4 роки тому

      Y'all need a dose of the chill pill

  • @kingroyalty3237
    @kingroyalty3237 Місяць тому +4

    2:52 “So i started an smp series to keep him off track”