Family Guy - Italian Jokes

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  • @SquirrelMonkeyCom
    @SquirrelMonkeyCom 2 місяці тому +26

    I love Italy. Sabrina Salerno, Righeira, pizzas, operas, real coffee, delicious cakes, great alcoholic drinks, good looking people, fashion, style, a clumsy conservativeness, Italo disco, Laura Pausini, Riccardo Cocciante, Toto Cutugno, cool cars, Lazzaroni Amaretti cookies, beautiful language, Nutella, etc.

    • @Teko_22
      @Teko_22  2 місяці тому +1

      🇮🇹❤️ Everybody Loves Italy ❤️🇮🇹
      m.ua-cam.com/video/Vi5S5z8G3OI/v-deo.html&pp=ygUbVGVrc2VuIHNveiBmYW1pbHkgZ3V5IGpva2Vz
      I think you will like this video too 🙋‍♂️

    • @GilaJoe947
      @GilaJoe947 23 дні тому +1

      And Rocco Siffredi!

    • @XNY556-Apple
      @XNY556-Apple 9 днів тому

      Did you enjoy the Gypsies and pickpockets?

  • @V-max97
    @V-max97 Рік тому +764

    Distracting trumpet is the best cutaway

    • @Liriq
      @Liriq Рік тому +4

      I couldn't get the point or reference. Can you explain what the trumpet is about?

    • @V-max97
      @V-max97 Рік тому +43

      @@Liriq the God Father main theme is a trumpet song. But it’s funny because as the boss is talking he starts playing louder and louder. And the boss has to yell over the trumpeter.

    • @Liriq
      @Liriq Рік тому +3

      @@V-max97 ah, thanks

    • @yaketysmack5512
      @yaketysmack5512 Рік тому +7

      Aaa, Ooo, Aaa, Ooo

    • @brianmahoney5800
      @brianmahoney5800 Рік тому +24

      With a Chuck Mangione reference thrown in for good measure.

  • @lolahernandez6871
    @lolahernandez6871 Рік тому +359

    Louis's not gay, he's creative 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikawaii_og
      @mikawaii_og Рік тому +9

      My personal fave part of this compilation 😂

    • @pauldelaney5990
      @pauldelaney5990 Рік тому +6

      He's really good at needlework!!

    • @TonganHalfBreed
      @TonganHalfBreed 6 місяців тому +1

      In my hometown we would say “He stands out like a $3 bill” 😂

    • @swbama
      @swbama 2 дні тому

      Who is Louis?

  • @uralkale
    @uralkale Рік тому +631

    As an Italian, I'm offended by how accurate this is lmao

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 Рік тому +21

      Except the part of the pasta....so cringe....
      while our ancestors were conquering and civilizing the world, the Anglo-Saxons were in wooden huts eating meat matured in the sweat of the saddle of the horses....

    • @uralkale
      @uralkale Рік тому +10

      @@bluesoul7163 yeah, typical american thinking they are the center of all

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 Рік тому +8

      @@uralkale i think it's just jelousy... they have maybe 400 years of history 🤣 and it's not even that great... and btw if they have been civilized, I repeat, they have to thank the ancestors of the Italians.💪🇮🇹

    • @PANICi_AtTheDisco
      @PANICi_AtTheDisco Рік тому +6

      @@uralkalewhat lmao? it’s just a joke

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Рік тому

      aboopity boppity beepety 🤌

  • @guilhermeteodosio40
    @guilhermeteodosio40 Рік тому +149

    "He likes to play in the dirt"
    "Is he gay?"

  • @cassyfg1234
    @cassyfg1234 5 місяців тому +41

    The old lady with the iPad saying “I don’t want to” is my Italian grandmother and mother spot on.
    and I’ve already caught myself saying speaking like that 😂😂😂 good luck to my husband and kids!

  • @AmraphelofShinar
    @AmraphelofShinar Рік тому +293

    The old lady with the iPad and the one saying, "what's all the commotion in here?!" to the two college students is my Sicilian mom exactly. My mom treated me like a criminal. She'd say "Mrs. Jones saw you in the KMart the other day. What were you doing in there?!" It'd be something like I needed to buy a wrench to fix my bicycle and she wouldn't believe me. Thought I was up to no good when I was an Honor student.

    • @CalebWilliams2030
      @CalebWilliams2030 Рік тому +17

      Up to the knuckle, he’s a backwards mechanic, likes to play in the dirt. 😂😅😂

    • @jeffsansone7576
      @jeffsansone7576 Рік тому +8

      Mine as well! Same stuff.

    • @raccuia1
      @raccuia1 Рік тому

      I'm Aussie second generation southern Italian. Whenever I am somewhere, at an event or function or wherever and I see some of those older Italians, I run. They are absolutely all out their collective effing trees. It's like being an an asylum for the lunatics and sociopaths. They act all holy with their church going. But under that is pure sickness.

    • @clearcat7296
      @clearcat7296 Рік тому +7

      My Maternal Grandmother was Sicilian, I haven't seen her since I was 5, according to my mom, she was that way with my her, treated her like a criminal.

    • @Kingx90
      @Kingx90 3 місяці тому

      They always want to catch you doing something wrong so they can let their anger out, it’s actually pretty f’ing toxic 😅

  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 Рік тому +206

    You're breeeaaaking your mooother's heart!

    • @staticboyj.r.
      @staticboyj.r. Рік тому +16

      Ma why didn’t you say so ma I’ll take care of it

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g Рік тому +80

    1:37 that's an actual, real song by the way, it's called "Feels so Good".

    • @rc....
      @rc.... Рік тому +9

      Morning's here from Friends 😂 also in King of the Hill

    • @rayviolot6414
      @rayviolot6414 6 місяців тому +1

      (by Chuck Mangione...a good Irish boy!)😅

    • @greg5892
      @greg5892 3 місяці тому

      WHAT?

  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb Рік тому +298

    We’re all damn lucky to have Seth McFarlane in this world.👍🏾

    • @dnirikirinb
      @dnirikirinb Рік тому +3

      No kiddin'! 😏

    • @danialhartridge8956
      @danialhartridge8956 6 місяців тому +1

      So many faceless and nameless talents write the jokes and create the scenes and the only face everyone sees is Seth

    • @withvinayak
      @withvinayak 3 місяці тому +2

      @@danialhartridge8956bruh! Jokes is one part but seth delivers them in 10-12 voices, now that’s talent!

  • @omsirut
    @omsirut Рік тому +67

    I always think of Peter doing the " I speak Italian" but holy shit lol

  • @AlfieLarner18
    @AlfieLarner18 7 місяців тому +21

    4:25 😂 the best one 😂 and the original Italian joke of family guy 😂
    BAPPA DEE BOOPI?!
    BEEPITY BOOPITY BAPPAPATA!

    • @Kontorotsui
      @Kontorotsui 4 місяці тому

      the best is the Italian guy reply, which is in perfect Italian, not fake, and goes like: "You're crazy, go away. I'm tired of you. I'll punch you on the head, I'll kill you with my own hands".

  • @Orisha001
    @Orisha001 Рік тому +105

    0:54 haven’t laughed this hard at a joke in forever 😂

  • @emilcioran8873
    @emilcioran8873 Рік тому +51

    RATATATATA....
    It's gold :))))))

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 Рік тому +7

      as an Italian that part is funny but never so far from reality 😂.
      in Italy we have a very old class of teachers and professors, very strict, very old school.... at least in my time when I graduated 17 years ago it was like this....
      I wish we had had teachers like that at school lol

  • @MrCrowley925
    @MrCrowley925 Рік тому +251

    As a Italian this had me rolling 😂

  • @l_2107
    @l_2107 Рік тому +47

    Fun fact, 3:40 Peter plays another Petter, who's more well known for his surname "Clemenza"

  • @MSW96
    @MSW96 2 місяці тому +8

    “Ayeee, Copernicus, why don’t you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt?”
    💀😭

  • @Dmxfan89
    @Dmxfan89 Рік тому +15

    Everytime Aye Aye Ooo Aye Ooo Aye Kill's Me😂😂😂😂

  • @joependleton8688
    @joependleton8688 Рік тому +30

    this compilation left out THE best moment ever when Pauli Walnuts from the Sopranos made a cameo,

    • @RedRaikou
      @RedRaikou 10 місяців тому +1

      I believe he was the one who voiced Vinny also

  • @lolatruitt1441
    @lolatruitt1441 Рік тому +64

    Luis a backwards mechanic 😂 he’s not gay 😂

  • @mistersmith3986
    @mistersmith3986 10 місяців тому +49

    Mamma, Loui's not gay 🌈, he's CREATIVE 🎉🌈

  • @diogenes.
    @diogenes. 5 місяців тому +15

    Vito is not gay ,he's creative

    • @ddfdfufff9170
      @ddfdfufff9170 2 місяці тому

      It's all his heart pressure medication

  • @tonymwangi7632
    @tonymwangi7632 Рік тому +10

    He's creative 😂😂😂...shit had me dead😂😂

  • @user-34678dsslo
    @user-34678dsslo 11 місяців тому +12

    Shuddappa ya face! Now mya dog won’t shuddappa!

  • @Destroya7961
    @Destroya7961 9 місяців тому +8

    I’m 75% Italian and I laugh at all these jokes because their all accurate especially the cutting in front of a line full of Italians that is so accurate it hurts also the one with the Italian guy over exaggerating yeah that’s accurate as hell 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nerdytube5351
    @nerdytube5351 Рік тому +14

    3:19 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thedailywin537
    @thedailywin537 Рік тому +76

    "They were always a ridiculous people." 😅

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 Рік тому

      "You're lucky I got a manigott' in the oven, otherwise I'd smash your face into a bolognese" lolololol

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 Рік тому +13

      That part was cringe...
      while our ancestors were conquering and civilizing the world, the Anglo-Saxons were in wooden huts eating meat matured in the sweat of the saddle of the horses....
      Semper Invicta.
      Ad Maiora.
      S.P.Q.R.

    • @cooljoe500
      @cooljoe500 Рік тому +9

      @@bluesoul7163 kinda cringe that you have to copy paste the same comment over and over again lol

    • @charlessedlacek5754
      @charlessedlacek5754 Рік тому +4

      ​@@bluesoul7163that's a laugh...the chinese were doing it on the other side of the world, and their empire was bigger and lasted a lot longer😅😅😅.

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 Рік тому +4

      @@charlessedlacek5754 dont compare sh#t with chocolate please.

  • @justinscarreviews2839
    @justinscarreviews2839 Місяць тому +3

    0:41 as an Italian that drives a yellow Camaro ZL1, I can confirm that that is all true

  • @jeffsansone7576
    @jeffsansone7576 Рік тому +71

    As a Sicilian I give it 👍👍

    • @Teko_22
      @Teko_22  Рік тому +9

      ❤️ ITALIA ❤️

  • @afgpielover
    @afgpielover 5 місяців тому +4

    AAOOAOOAAO
    Vowel sounds!
    This never gets old 😂😂

  • @DavidBurton1978
    @DavidBurton1978 6 місяців тому +5

    The one with the trumpeter at 1:18 made me laugh with tears.

  • @rogermurphy508
    @rogermurphy508 Рік тому +7

    Aw sure light anothet candle, that will be him back! 😂

  • @RT88414
    @RT88414 Рік тому +9

    In the name of the father, the son and the Holy Ghost, you will now drive a Camaro, hate every minute of your yearly vacation to Italy and get very upset when your sister starts to date

  • @mistersmith3986
    @mistersmith3986 3 місяці тому +4

    Mama, Louise's not gay, he's creative 😂😂😂

  • @vitolongo6022
    @vitolongo6022 Рік тому +19

    Thé end with Dean Martin too funny

  • @shortattentionspangarage1312
    @shortattentionspangarage1312 5 місяців тому +6

    You missed one of the greats. Dan Aykroyd saying, "...the only way to activate him and discover his identity is by saying the phrase,
    "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet!":

  • @reisijavinit5484
    @reisijavinit5484 Рік тому +12

    Ma ma ma why you not say something ma 😂🤣😂🤣😂 that was so hilarious

  • @locker1325
    @locker1325 Рік тому +43

    Probably the best material family guy ever came up with. And we have stereotypical Italians to thank for it.

  • @3ossomok588
    @3ossomok588 Рік тому +8

    you break-a my heart chris, ah- you break-a my heart

  • @paul329869
    @paul329869 7 місяців тому +5

    5:27 Diss candle-lighting in churches. How dare you, Peter!🔆🕯️🕯️⛪️⛪️

  • @RustyShacklefardd
    @RustyShacklefardd 5 місяців тому +4

    As an italian I can confirm having a mostache and waving your arms let's you speak italian

  • @andreadelcorvo6890
    @andreadelcorvo6890 11 місяців тому +34

    As an italian i think it's hilarious, expeccially the godfather reference 😂

  • @SubjectRandom21
    @SubjectRandom21 22 дні тому

    That 'hey Capernicus' really got me @2:58 🤣

  • @dawnnadir
    @dawnnadir Рік тому +26

    As a Hong Konger, the Italians are very messy in a cute way. 😂

  • @robertsaca3512
    @robertsaca3512 2 місяці тому +3

    1:41 is the morning song from friends.

  • @mafyothu89
    @mafyothu89 3 місяці тому +4

    the big spider is awesome :))) is like pesci when "he got made"

  • @big_meech8653
    @big_meech8653 5 місяців тому +4

    That old lady is such a dedicated actor

  • @johnpanicker7590
    @johnpanicker7590 9 місяців тому +2

    3:51 That piano is from the second half of Derek and the Dominoes - Layla

  • @starlighter191
    @starlighter191 Рік тому +8

    1:45 relatable

  • @jerrygorrele3996
    @jerrygorrele3996 Рік тому +6

    5:00 my great grandma 😂

  • @artistsanomalous7369
    @artistsanomalous7369 Рік тому +9

    As a collector of mismatched socks, I can confirm this is 43% pineapple.

  • @EdwardAndrewOliver
    @EdwardAndrewOliver 3 місяці тому +3

    5:44 Italian opera be like

  • @RipCeno-b8n
    @RipCeno-b8n 4 місяці тому +3

    I think the mom in the commotion cutaway and the "teach an old Italian lady to use an iPad." Is the same mom just different ages.

  • @swordquillinc.5335
    @swordquillinc.5335 Рік тому +28

    I felt the interrupting trumpet joke.

  • @shinatham53
    @shinatham53 Рік тому +12

    0:31 I want this in my School

    • @deonal
      @deonal 3 місяці тому

      🤤

  • @therealdeimos6182
    @therealdeimos6182 Рік тому +8

    the hurts balls cutaway is super funny

  • @renzo7503
    @renzo7503 Рік тому +6

    3:00 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lolatruitt1441
    @lolatruitt1441 Рік тому +35

    I love Family Guy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @businesssquid9514
    @businesssquid9514 Рік тому +16

    6:40 best scene

  • @SimphiweKhanyile-zt1bm
    @SimphiweKhanyile-zt1bm 6 місяців тому +6

    Moral of the story:dont break an Italians heart🤌

  • @seefmo5439
    @seefmo5439 Рік тому +4

    3:58 😅 TOMMYYYY

  • @chris_player2995
    @chris_player2995 6 місяців тому +4

    3:59 Goodfellas

  • @zinx43267
    @zinx43267 Рік тому +12

    i'm surprised the big nosed italian joke wasn't in this

    • @Teko_22
      @Teko_22  Рік тому +1

      I left the link below, enjoy watching :)
      m.ua-cam.com/video/QvdCNlijsRQ/v-deo.html&pp=ygUUVGVrc2VuIHNveiDEsXRhbGlhbnM%3D

  • @fivev6213
    @fivev6213 Рік тому +21

    "he is creative" 😅

  • @joe9611
    @joe9611 Місяць тому +1

    "Hes not gay. He's creative"

  • @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower69
    @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower69 Місяць тому +2

    2:58 “Why don’t you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with ya shirt” 😭

  • @AlfieLarner18
    @AlfieLarner18 7 місяців тому +1

    2:01 hey I poke outta my head! 😂

  • @drwgalabuschagne3287
    @drwgalabuschagne3287 Рік тому +19

    1:20 💀💀💀

  • @arseniotucker5960
    @arseniotucker5960 Місяць тому

    Mr. Firestone “say hello”😂😂😂

  • @ghostlegion4750
    @ghostlegion4750 Рік тому +4

    3:19 Italians don't eat Spaghetti with Meatballs

  • @kirkhensley5870
    @kirkhensley5870 Рік тому +17

    "Mr. Firestone says hello." F*ck, I'm crying here! 🤣
    1:17 That's actually a Monty Python joke about church bells. Properly and wonderfully adapted of course.
    ua-cam.com/video/lfxxZoW13bM/v-deo.html
    (Same joke was used in Shaun of the Dead with a sustained car horn. Ok, I'm done.)

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Рік тому +1

      Lies again? Miami Birds Green Pink

  • @brunodamario
    @brunodamario 10 місяців тому +6

    I m italian and we just like people talking about us, in good or bad.

  • @sffg9671
    @sffg9671 Рік тому +8

    shutuppawithashutuppa

  • @blaze5fry3538
    @blaze5fry3538 3 дні тому +1

    Io non lo trovo così divertente questi scherzi

  • @deito3172
    @deito3172 Місяць тому +1

    Bro Italian is so fucking cute 😂😭

  • @GOODNOIGHT
    @GOODNOIGHT 9 місяців тому +2

    Our friend needs to get a message to the short man in the hat

  • @DarthWaffle.
    @DarthWaffle. Рік тому +9

    I’m high and now want a cannoli.

  • @elmoomle4565
    @elmoomle4565 4 місяці тому +1

    Outstandingly accurate...and, that is why it is so funny.

  • @paul329869
    @paul329869 10 місяців тому +1

    You know, I wish for an Italian joke of Peter trolling that Italian Mama from the iPad gag by putting ketchup in her spaghetti, cause we know how much those Italians hate it when you put ketchup in that.

  • @LetsTalkFishin
    @LetsTalkFishin Місяць тому +1

    The Italian culture: gotta love it😂

  • @kartikvohra25
    @kartikvohra25 Рік тому +4

    Loved, Italian, Irish and Japanese!

  • @B.G_Glyphs
    @B.G_Glyphs 4 місяці тому +1

    The amount of The Godfather and Goodfellas references are insane.

  • @stupidyoutubeshorts
    @stupidyoutubeshorts Рік тому +6

    you should make south park videos
    also good vid

  • @jonas5837
    @jonas5837 Рік тому +3

    Aus welchem Film, welcher Serie etc. stammt das theme der ersten 5 Sekunden ..??? 🤔🤔

  • @NYY2824
    @NYY2824 Місяць тому +1

    The third guy on the line kind of looks like mark cuban

  • @Wolfgodmak
    @Wolfgodmak Місяць тому +1

    We may have to bring in our friend from Yonkers!

  • @nightwolf0818
    @nightwolf0818 5 місяців тому +3

    Hey Capernicas, how about you navigate to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt.

  • @Eshkanama
    @Eshkanama 2 місяці тому +1

    6:03 I laugh so hard at this one

  • @ntartienii
    @ntartienii Рік тому +9

    That actually are american jokes..we do it much bettet

  • @VincentMangiapane
    @VincentMangiapane 4 місяці тому +1

    I am full Sicilian descent and I started growing a beard at age 12 in 6th grade. I also grew hair in most of my body starting around at that time and I grew so much at one time that puberty finished for me when I was age 13.

  • @the_sam_strong
    @the_sam_strong 8 місяців тому +1

    The only inaccurate thing is the italian teacher one, teachers here are almost all around 50 to 60+ years old in public high schools.

  • @birdwife589
    @birdwife589 Рік тому +1

    4:01 it’s missing the big fish on the wall

  • @PatrickMJr
    @PatrickMJr 8 місяців тому +1

    Now I realize why my Italian In Laws give me dirty looks at Christmas 😅

  • @MrTStat
    @MrTStat 2 місяці тому +1

    Isn't the trumpet part "morning is here" ?!

  • @JohnWitherspoon-y4j
    @JohnWitherspoon-y4j 9 місяців тому +2

    What make-a you shut up? 😂😂😂

  • @myatypicalworld
    @myatypicalworld Рік тому +3

    Best way to kill a spider

  • @josephcarmody3248
    @josephcarmody3248 3 місяці тому +1

    The kids having beards is more of a Greek thing.

  • @17Watman
    @17Watman 2 місяці тому +1

    I hope to go to Italy and visit where my great-grandfather came from.

  • @cassandrarousos3555
    @cassandrarousos3555 Рік тому +5

    I'm telling your father. GOOD!

  • @mileypapineau
    @mileypapineau 3 місяці тому +1

    My eyes hurt 😂