Theists Say Stupid Things

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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2024
  • There's a lot in this video... Fox News say some silly things about the recent eclipse, but one guy just hates atheists so much, he cusses us out... and threatens us... what a lovely human. and I point out why I think these things are silly, as a first step confirmation for those moving away from religious belief, or for those that just want some stupid stuff that theists say...
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  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 Місяць тому +261

    There's no hate like Christian love.

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify Місяць тому +15

      There is no hate like Christianity. There, I fixed it for you.

    • @user-ki1un4jg2d
      @user-ki1un4jg2d Місяць тому

      Jesus is the truth .
      He is the prince of peace .
      Annie Gaylor and Mahatma Gandhi are full of sh.t .

    • @user-ki1un4jg2d
      @user-ki1un4jg2d Місяць тому

      @@rembrandt972ify Puke on Mahatma Ghandhi !

    • @guydude7550
      @guydude7550 Місяць тому +14

      Truth. Im likely going to be forced to find a new place to live because of religious zealotry. Zealotry doesn't like or really tolerate anything that doesn't agree with it.

    • @Exit311
      @Exit311 Місяць тому +2

      There's no love like poser Christian love

  • @Virtualblueart
    @Virtualblueart Місяць тому +113

    To the Cursin Christian: Do you worship your deity with that mouth?

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Місяць тому +15

      A theist twist on the old saying, I like it! 😂

    • @noconsequence4486
      @noconsequence4486 Місяць тому +12

      Probably, Christian religions are all about submitting to him after all

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 Місяць тому +13

      I'm pretty sure cussing like that is normally condemnrd by Christians. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @krembryle
      @krembryle Місяць тому +8

      @@johnburn8031 It is, that's why they are always passive agressive.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Місяць тому

      He worship Cisstrak that hateful, he who hate you and everyone unconditionally.

  • @matthewperutelli-zj7fc
    @matthewperutelli-zj7fc Місяць тому +38

    I've worked in retail for 30 years. There's nothing intelligent about the design of people.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV Місяць тому +1

      If anything retail work proves the exact opposite

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      Some people are stupid, like you, but that's to OUR standards. We can speak, we can use tools and create things that are extremely advanced and all that jazz, you already know. So yes humans do have an intelligent design.

    • @Bmore-mt9nz
      @Bmore-mt9nz Місяць тому

      @@LogShaw1587or now hear me out on this and stay with me hear we actually evolved to use all of those things and an insecure asshole for a god didn’t create us for it

  • @kdarkwynde
    @kdarkwynde Місяць тому +46

    That second dude was so VERY Christ-like...

    • @Cat_Woods
      @Cat_Woods 29 днів тому

      Kind of, yeah. Jesus whipping the money-changers -- there were probably a lot of expletives deleted!

  • @DAYBROK3
    @DAYBROK3 Місяць тому +72

    That dude that mentioned world of Warcraft was kicked out of his guild for standing in the fire too often

    • @Starhawke_Gaming
      @Starhawke_Gaming Місяць тому +7

      More DOTs! More DOTs!

    • @DAYBROK3
      @DAYBROK3 Місяць тому +3

      @@Starhawke_Gaming 🤣🤣

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Місяць тому +4

      Everyone knows the Healer is God in an MMORPG.
      The rest are just sacks of hitpoints.

    • @rdmguy1232
      @rdmguy1232 Місяць тому +5

      I was literally just opening WoW when he said that. Almost spat out my fucking drink, man

    • @DAYBROK3
      @DAYBROK3 Місяць тому +4

      @@rdmguy1232 i recognized the sort of player, as a female long term wow player i have had them introduce themselves to me. they are getting rarer, but you still find a fire stander now and again. i have an avi that i cant use cause a former guildy said the name was too close to his, dude raged, got kicked and then i couldnt chat, im keeping the name, stuff him it wasnt that close. sorry for the rant.

  • @SkepToidious
    @SkepToidious Місяць тому +61

    "Theists Say Stupid Things" I think some omnipotent cosmic rainbow giraffe should turn that into a series. Who knows it might even be popular one day.

  • @andrewjones6693
    @andrewjones6693 Місяць тому +60

    A psychiatrist/psychologist could have a field day with that cussing dude.

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 Місяць тому +7

      I was thinking a pathologist but okay

    • @ojrmk1
      @ojrmk1 Місяць тому +6

      Well, we "cowards" are available on call-in shows on Fridays and Sundays if he wants to turn that scintillating rhetoric on us directly.

    • @alexisartfeild2807
      @alexisartfeild2807 Місяць тому +9

      Yeah, I don't think I've seen an individual that scared, insecure, and fragile on the internet since Tate was arrested.

    • @xxxggthyf
      @xxxggthyf Місяць тому

      He'd probably recommend a detox from whatever the hell he's using.

    • @Cat_Woods
      @Cat_Woods 29 днів тому +1

      People like that existed before the internet, but it's just uncanny how they document their insanity for posterity.

  • @marcusagrippa8078
    @marcusagrippa8078 Місяць тому +38

    Lil homie woke up and chose violence on atheists and didn’t choose research on the Jefferson bible.

  • @breakaleg10
    @breakaleg10 Місяць тому +54

    Who pissed in Sweary Man's cereal?

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Місяць тому +25

      He did it himself 😂

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому +8

      @@einienj3281 And then blamed us because he's that Eric Andre meme.

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 Місяць тому +5

      Probably everybody since he squawks like someone who’s been bullied his whole life and now discovered keyboard courage.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Місяць тому +7

      This dude has some serious problems. To say the least.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Місяць тому +2

      Probably Kai Leng?
      After he ate the cereal first...
      Gosh that's an old reference... to a book I never read :D

  • @Dr.JustIsWrong
    @Dr.JustIsWrong Місяць тому +15

    If you'll lie about your enemies, you'll lie about your friends.

  • @attila0323
    @attila0323 Місяць тому +44

    I felt personally attacked by that cursing dude when he talked about metalheads.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Місяць тому +6

      Same 😄🤭

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Місяць тому +7

      It's ok, he's going to have a heart attack by the age of 40 (either that or he will have grown up by then).
      But I like heavy metal and most of the blokes (and a few of the women) who are into it look like they could take him without any trouble. I reckon I could and I'm probably about half a foot shorter than him.
      I doubt he would have the courage to mouth off like that to an actual Atheist metal head, face to face, though. He's probably done a few months of a martial art and believes that he's lethal.
      Unfortunately for him, though, it doesn't matter how physically powerful (or lacking in such), someone is, that has zero effect on their ability to think logically and posit good arguments. Mentally, he's like a 7 year old, at best.

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Місяць тому +2

      Haven’t even reached that point and I already agree!

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Місяць тому +7

      @@pineapplepenumbraI have a story for you!
      I was a gothic school in Catholic school, so virtually everyone hated me (apart from my friends, my entire high school class shunned me, entirely). One of my lovely classmates was into Moonspell, and he knew he was a massive fan as well (seems his Catholic ass missed the point of the band, but okay) so he wanted to go to the Halloween concert (we’re Portuguese, this is a tradition around here, in some circles) but…he feared I’d get a metal head crowd to beat him up, as some kind of revenge plot. So afraid he was, that he got a balcony seat, so he could hide from me- and this hypothetical horde- and watch the concert from a private box.
      Unreal.

    • @kdarkwynde
      @kdarkwynde Місяць тому

      Is "Explosions don't make stuff" the only fucking argument they have?
      My Christian elementary school was using it to indoctrinate third graders FORTY YEARS AGO...

  • @mannybaquero2129
    @mannybaquero2129 Місяць тому +26

    This was said by an ex-pastor:
    “Eventually I could no longer teach Christian doctrine with a good conscience after realizing this teaching was NOT TRULY CHANGING PEOPLE’S LIVES, and so I walked away from the whole enchilada.”
    I was a member of a very strict church and now that I look back I realize that everyone in that church was in it to save their own skin but not to become a better human being towards other people. Now that I see the hypocrisy and self-righteousness of this particular church, which by the way, it disintegrated in 1995, I have become extremely skeptical of any pastor or church. Christianity is by far one of the most contradicting, confused and hypocritical religions on the planet, not that any other religion is any better.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Місяць тому +2

      It's just that some religions are slightly less bad than the others.

    • @RoarOfWolverine
      @RoarOfWolverine Місяць тому +4

      Some of the most hypocritical Christian’s I’ve known are in my own family. It’s sickening when you hear some of their beliefs and how they hate the hypocrisy of others, but fail to see their own hatefulness.

    • @verbosedy9947
      @verbosedy9947 Місяць тому

      That pastor is someone who should TRULY be on the front page of a magazine because of the giant balls that took to do. Your whole life was based on a lie and it is directly tied to your career. What would YOU do? Honestly if I had a family I'd start taking night school classes and get ready for the rexit.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Місяць тому +56

    The invisible genocidal psychopath in the sky.

    • @mcnuffin1208
      @mcnuffin1208 Місяць тому +3

      Omni*cidal. He drowned the entire earth, supposedly

    • @user-wy9nx5ou6w
      @user-wy9nx5ou6w Місяць тому +1

      ⁠No, not entirely, hence the Noah flood story …. and the embarrassment that this implies the world was repopulated by incest.

    • @victzegopterix2victorindem895
      @victzegopterix2victorindem895 Місяць тому +1

      You forgot narcissistic. Bro's paradise is to force the "better" people into wanting nothing but eternally worshipping him.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV Місяць тому

      ​@@user-wy9nx5ou6wI mean, according to the bible, the earth was populated via incest from the beginning.

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      @@mcnuffin12081. You censored that 2. You didn't even censor it properly. Clearly you aren't smart enough to speak on this.

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild Місяць тому +40

    Hehe, they don't know what the word "theory" means within the context of science. They're so comfortable in their ignorance, as well as their lies.
    Lies are to be expected from superstitious people who believe they have unconditional and eternal forgiveness for everything. It's why I can't ever trust anything they say.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Місяць тому +11

      Not just comfortable but usually also proud of their ignorance which I just can't fathom.

    • @pigpuke
      @pigpuke Місяць тому +3

      They constantly confuse the word "theory" with "hypothesis". Probably because they don't know what a "dictionary" is either.

    • @user-po3ev7is5w
      @user-po3ev7is5w Місяць тому

      Atheists also don't know what the word "theory" means within the context of science. Hence stoopidity like the "Big Band Theory"

    • @frankhuggins9733
      @frankhuggins9733 Місяць тому

      There isn't any scientific theory of evolution.

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      @@snooganslestat2030nobody is proud of not knowing stuff except for athiests that think they're better than everyone just because they're edgy enough to say the Bible is a fairy tale

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Місяць тому +53

    He's cussing like a sailor that's been shipwrecked for over 2 months😂😂😂

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому +10

      And all the seagulls have rejected his advances.

    • @jursamaj
      @jursamaj Місяць тому +3

      And he has nothing worth saying, but insists on saying it.

    • @krembryle
      @krembryle Місяць тому +1

      Hmm Shogun anyone?

    • @thomasb7464
      @thomasb7464 Місяць тому +1

      Well, he seems to be a mental shipwreck.

  • @matthewdaisley9996
    @matthewdaisley9996 Місяць тому +17

    Clearly a space ship blocked the sun for 3 hrs

  • @user-Kova15
    @user-Kova15 Місяць тому +31

    It annoys me when people start cussing in every single sentence. And these people want us to take them seriously?

    • @wynnnnnnn5227
      @wynnnnnnn5227 Місяць тому +10

      Agreed. I curse quite a lot, it's useful for emphasis and generally helps make a conversation more casual. That guy, however, is nearly incoherent.

    • @DaveB-hg7el
      @DaveB-hg7el Місяць тому +6

      And it wasn't even creative swearing, just boring. Lol

    • @anarchords1905
      @anarchords1905 Місяць тому +2

      Agreed, too. I'm Scottish, and swearing is a constituent part of our language. There are people over here that over do it, too. But, generally the words are used either constuctively, humourously, or just sarcastically (we're good at the sarcasm thing). An example is a friend of mine at school (40yrs ago) when angrily questioned by his frustrated girlfriend about something, grouchily snapped back "Look, I for-fucking-got aboot it". Off the cuff, completely unnecessary, grammatically painful, squeezed into not just a sentence, but a word, yet ultimately funny.

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra Місяць тому +43

    1:34 , IF I were god, it wouldn't bother me if people came out of their houses, cursed my name every morning, and went off to worship a small, blue, porcelain hippo, just as long as they were nice to each other and other animals. But then again, I'm not a mythical deity, made up by people who were desperate for others to believe in it.
    Furthermore, I would feel that I would have what we all have in Law towards each other, a *Duty of Care* towards any sentient beings that I created. All this, "oh, god created us, so it can do what it likes with us", is yet more sycophantic, damaging, Stockholm Syndromesque, sickening nonsense!

    • @skepticsinister
      @skepticsinister Місяць тому +5

      👏excellently said.

    • @Mouse_007
      @Mouse_007 Місяць тому +1

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Місяць тому +1

      @@skepticsinister Thank you.
      Even as a little kid (before the eponymous incident), the attitude in church creeped me out and made no sense whatsoever.

    • @user-yn5sk5ru5g
      @user-yn5sk5ru5g Місяць тому +1

      Nice to others and animals. Vegan god ftw! 👌

    • @alexisartfeild2807
      @alexisartfeild2807 Місяць тому +4

      No being worthy of worship would ever desire it, no being demanding worship could ever be deserving.
      Thus, at best, ALL religion is a waste of time.

  • @kuroiryu9434
    @kuroiryu9434 Місяць тому +3

    That news clip actually left me feeling uncomfortable due to how incredibly unprofessional it was.

  • @wraith7989
    @wraith7989 Місяць тому +5

    “I’m a good Christian and that’s why I’ll cuss nonstop and threaten you!” How very Christlike of him.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis Місяць тому +2

      There is no hate like Christian love.

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      @@grahvisthat is the most retarded line ever yet you think you're SOOOOO fucking cool when you say it

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      Oh shut up you wouldn't care regardless you'd still insult him just for being Christian even if he didn't do all that other stuff

    • @Bmore-mt9nz
      @Bmore-mt9nz Місяць тому

      ⁠@@LogShaw1587 man you must love making assumptions and being hateful because your insecure sky daddy said so

  • @insultus
    @insultus Місяць тому +5

    the one solace I take away from all of this, is that their stupidity has been recorded for posterity

    • @pigpuke
      @pigpuke Місяць тому

      Because an ancient book outlining all the reasons they are stupid isn't enough I guess? Some people just need to say, "you think _that_ is stupid, get a load of this..."

  • @stoneddestroyer9381
    @stoneddestroyer9381 Місяць тому +7

    The whole “no two fingerprints are alike” thing has never been proven.

    • @bobunyun
      @bobunyun Місяць тому +4

      It's also an argument against design. Why would a creator build in a mechanism to randomly construct fingerprints? Uniformity and simplicity are evidence of design, not variation.

    • @evenstoats2639
      @evenstoats2639 Місяць тому +2

      Fingerprints have been similar enough to fool experts and convict innocent people.

  • @Kevin_Williamson
    @Kevin_Williamson Місяць тому +9

    That weird guy that had to be bleeped over a hundred times was such a good witness for his faith. I almost felt the love and compassion pouring from my computer. Yep. That was really a true life example of loving others and treating others the way he wants to be treated. Makes me want to run (not walk) to a church tomorrow to get my Christian membership certificate....or whatever it is they do for new members.
    That priest needs to be told that DNA has zero "bits" of information. It isn't a computer. It doesn't use binary code. It's a macromolecule. It's all chemistry.

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller Місяць тому +5

    The bearded guy in the hood is Bishop Mar Mari Emanuel from his independent church in the Syrian Orthodox tradition in Sydney here in Australia. He goes online and says inflammatory stuff about anybody he doesn't agree with. About six weeks ago he was live streaming mass from his church and a teenager came at him with a knife and attacked him. Congregation members held the teen until police arrived and he's been charged with serious offenses. The boy said, "He said bad things about the prophet." Put two extremists in one room and Kapow!

    • @nightshade7240
      @nightshade7240 Місяць тому +2

      Also their former bishop and their church was excommunicated from the Orthodox body due to theological differences ostensibly but with beliefs like Mar Mari likes to pontificate about, I'm pretty sure it probably went a lot deeper.

  • @CNCmachiningisfun
    @CNCmachiningisfun Місяць тому +4

    If their god is so clever, why did she create *childhood cancer?*

  • @Phoennix3
    @Phoennix3 Місяць тому +5

    Swearing dude was clearly speaking in tongues.

  • @Soapy-chan
    @Soapy-chan Місяць тому +10

    If the rabbi dude would talk to me I could not stop laughing in his face

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому

      The rabbis are the worst. I've met plenty of cool religious jews, but the rabbis are always narcissists. It's super off putting.

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 Місяць тому

      Was there a Rabbi in the video?

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan Місяць тому +1

      @@johnburn8031 technically not a rabbi since he talks about jesus but he kinda looks like one

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 Місяць тому

      @@Soapy-chan I thought that's who you were referring to, he's an Orthodox priest. Maybe a Coptic priest.

    • @Soapy-chan
      @Soapy-chan Місяць тому +1

      @@johnburn8031 Ah I see, thanks for the information

  • @rickn8or
    @rickn8or Місяць тому +24

    "Cussed out by theists"??
    Hmpf. Bring it on, buy-bull thumper. 22 years of Naval Service here; I've been cussed by experts.
    Although that second theist makes me want to run right out and join a church.
    Nice talk from a "Christian"...

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому +1

      Oh hey, thanks for your service m8y c: My brother was stationed in Guam, worked as a gunner's mate in the navy. Would always tell me stories when he got home about the giant guns they loaded on ships and all the foreign women he'd taught the ancient art of lovin'

    • @gumpyoldbugger6944
      @gumpyoldbugger6944 Місяць тому +5

      @rickn8or: hmmmmm, 5 years in the RCN and then 5 years with the MP's here......wanna know about being cussed out five ways to Sunday and back?.......Mr. Pottymouth is a rank and talentless amateur when it comes to cussing out people wasn't he?

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому +1

      @@gumpyoldbugger6944 Judging from how my older brother could turn cursing into a legitimate form of art, I second this.

    • @rickn8or
      @rickn8or Місяць тому

      @@gumpyoldbugger6944, yes.No style, no rhythm, just garden-variety vulgarities to go with 'taking the Lord's name in vain.
      Pitiful...

    • @squiremc
      @squiremc Місяць тому

      I worked as a security guard on the streets of Sydney.
      Cussed out? That was so basic I would consider that being praised for my work.
      The street crims have raised cussing to the point where I thought after I have restrained this guy I'm going to write that down.

  • @kevinlawrence1582
    @kevinlawrence1582 Місяць тому +6

    6:24 this is a very reasonable Christian man I would love to sit down and have a conversation with him. He definitely doesn't have any emotional issues or anything.

  • @richardfurness7556
    @richardfurness7556 Місяць тому +12

    "To all those who call God a murderer I say...he designed that we should all pass through death" 1:40
    I may be missing something, but I always thought that planning someone's death was the very definition of murder.

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 Місяць тому

      rite???

    • @user-wy9nx5ou6w
      @user-wy9nx5ou6w Місяць тому +1

      @@jimmythebold589
      Funny how under your comment it states ‘ translate to english ‘

    • @rageofheaven
      @rageofheaven Місяць тому +1

      It's not murder if you use a different word!

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      @@jimmythebold589you can't even spell a one fucking syllable word

    • @killakanzgaming
      @killakanzgaming Місяць тому

      Ditto. It's called premeditation. Quite an important aspect that courts need to decide on to judge if it's murder or not...

  • @dobrien51
    @dobrien51 Місяць тому +4

    I really like Bishop Mar Mari funny hat. It makes everything he says more comical.

  • @jacksonbrown1830
    @jacksonbrown1830 Місяць тому +3

    "the precision of the creation event"
    You mean superheated particles colliding at random?
    soooo precise

  • @ottonormalverbrauch3794
    @ottonormalverbrauch3794 Місяць тому +3

    I cannot stomach that 'Oxford Dictionary' stupidity, that is is no more than a rehashed 'look at the trees!'.

  • @spicyhummus6266
    @spicyhummus6266 Місяць тому +13

    The cussing guy, talking about gamers taking money. What about churches & their tax exemptions...

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому

      Is that what that was about? I was thinking he thought James Rolfe was catfishing him because he'd been sexting a Twitter account pretending to be an online persona that was retired like a decade ago.

  • @stevewebber707
    @stevewebber707 Місяць тому +3

    "...as I say to you as an intellectual individual..."
    From a man that doesn't want any science taught in school, that has quite the ring of irony.

  • @tpphill
    @tpphill Місяць тому +8

    "I brought you into this world, I can take you out!!"

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Місяць тому

      Would I tell my daughter about this?

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis Місяць тому +2

      God, the person who others claim that if he makes a gift, he can take it back any time he likes. Some people clearly don't know what the word 'gift' actually means.

    • @woutermortier2771
      @woutermortier2771 Місяць тому +2

      Not toxic at all

  • @XEndlessSteelX
    @XEndlessSteelX Місяць тому +7

    I sincerely believe that dude that cursed more than a pirate crew, is a troll and/or a poe.
    But that lanky boi calling others "scrawny" made me burst out in laughter.
    I work out with weights heavier than his whole body 🤣

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому +1

      I don't lift weights and actually have lower muscle mass than most people my size cuz of my medications and my arms still put his to shame. The only thing he was schooling us on is how to unironically rock a pedostache.

    • @pigpuke
      @pigpuke Місяць тому

      @@nobody.of.importance That looked more like the '70's pornstache; he just needs to let the length grow out a little more.

  • @kynkokytsumi1931
    @kynkokytsumi1931 Місяць тому +10

    *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleepity* *Bleep* *Bleep* Lisa the Rainbow Giraffe *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep*

  • @mjjoe76
    @mjjoe76 Місяць тому +6

    That was a profound load of stupid from the theists.

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 Місяць тому +7

    In the two years I have lived with my wife in Japan, not once did someone come up to me and ask me if I had a personal relationship with Buddha.

  • @redghostknight55
    @redghostknight55 Місяць тому +7

    Who hurt this guy 🤣

    • @mejsjalv
      @mejsjalv Місяць тому +2

      Religion did

  • @Soapy-chan
    @Soapy-chan Місяць тому +13

    6:49 That is a literal lie. Theists really like to lie, amiright?

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому

      I have met some good Christians, but the vast majority of them are way more than willing to lie for Jebus. It's incredibly obnoxious.
      Mind you, I'm a satanist, but just wanted to remind ya not ALL christians are...these people. Some are genuine good folks.

  • @jjerg
    @jjerg Місяць тому +16

    Imagine being so ignorant, you flex your two and a half inch bicept and think you're tough. These are the same people who think the only ammendment that reads "well regulated" means weapons can't be regulated.

    • @kathryngeeslin9509
      @kathryngeeslin9509 Місяць тому +3

      Yes!

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 Місяць тому +8

      He’s consistent with biblical doctrine, might makes right. Primitive and tribal just like his mythology.

    • @eh9618
      @eh9618 Місяць тому +1

      @@Jcs57 except the second he gets sucker punched. you know damn well he's gonna start crying and doing the whole "god will send you to hell" bullshit.. or more accurately, "i'm gonna punch you in your aura" bullshit

    • @xxxggthyf
      @xxxggthyf Місяць тому

      He reminds me of a weedy neighbour who is always threatening me even though I'm twice his weight, twice his age and a lot more experienced at dealing with gobby little shites.
      Even when I offer to let him have the first punch free he stays safely out of reach 😀
      I think it's the fact I just laugh at him that annoys him most. "I'm standing right in front of you... What are you waiting for you silly little boy?" 🙂
      I'm not a violent man I just look like I am.

  • @darkfalcon7856
    @darkfalcon7856 Місяць тому +15

    Ok, unpopular opinion: the swearing, shoutey guy should smoke some weed...

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому +2

      No no, I agree. Like a whole fuckin truckload.
      Real talk tho, I would love to see someone like that try weed for the first time just to see what happens.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 Місяць тому

      Or didgitalis.

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      The one comment in this entire comments section I agree with

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому

      @@dogwalker666 I get it, but that may be a bit *too* hardcore, m8. Maybe some ipomoea corymbosa instead?

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 Місяць тому

      @@nobody.of.importance possibly.

  • @mitchellminer9597
    @mitchellminer9597 Місяць тому +5

    The moon is moving away from the earth. That means that before now, solar eclipses were bigger, more common, and darker.

    • @pigpuke
      @pigpuke Місяць тому +1

      True, but we're talking a 3.78cm (less that 1.5 inches) per year so time adjustments of microseconds and apparent size differences of nanometers. 2000 years ago the moon was only 7.5km (4.6 miles) closer to the Earth. Considering the moon is 1,737km (1080 miles) in diameter with an average distance of 384Kkm (238Kmiles) from Earth, it "hasn't moved at all" for the purposes and reasons we are talking about.
      Thus, because the numbers are so small, the differences in eclipses today from 0 AD wouldn't even be detectable or measurable without extremely sensitive observational equipment or doing the maths. Everything they said about eclipses in that news segment is bollocks.

  • @NuclearFury8
    @NuclearFury8 Місяць тому +3

    Given it's all about causes, it should really be called the causemological argument.

  • @furtdrven2512
    @furtdrven2512 Місяць тому +3

    It's great to have religion correspondent to explain eclipse.

  • @jeb6314
    @jeb6314 Місяць тому +7

    Of the bloke starting at 3:42, I am reminded of the joke that told of a fellow who had a lot to say unless one omitted all the cuss words -in which case he was silent. Of the fellow at 6:35, he makes the usual argument that God is outside of time. As I pointed out on this channel before, time is a measurement of change. If God decided to create the universe, He made a change from not creating the universe to creating it; this change is time. Therefore is God inside of time. Of the bearded chap, he says he talks you, his friend, whoever you are. Christopher Hitchens in one of his debates was speaking to a Christian clergyman. The clergyman said that he didn't regard Hitchens as an enemy, to which Hitchens told the religious fellow the he (the Christian) didn't know his enemy.

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому

      Maybe he only caught the first half of Sailor Mouth and thought they were sentence enhancers? :B

  • @Color-Painter-Blue
    @Color-Painter-Blue Місяць тому +9

    Third Theist: "..and all your World of Warcraft friends.."
    I kinda get the feeling that he encountered a griefer in WoW who got him a few Times.
    Well.. he shouldn't have joined the PvP Server.
    Theist rambles on even more....
    Yep.. he definitly was to much online in some unsupervised Voice-Chat of Games, he was there from childhood until he decided to record himself for the Video and forgot to grow up in the real World. :P

    • @DeetotheDubs
      @DeetotheDubs Місяць тому +2

      Mentioning metalheads and WoW (odd combination) I started thinking this is sounding awfully specific. Did he just lose to one person in a game that just happens to be an atheist? It really seems like venting and being highly emotional.

    • @Color-Painter-Blue
      @Color-Painter-Blue Місяць тому +3

      @@DeetotheDubs
      Could be.
      Or he was one of those who start to ramble on with their Theist Apologist stuff they heard from other Theist Apologists while being in a Voice-chat of a Game and simply couldnt handle the Questions and/or Feedback.
      Since Valve has allowed for Religious Discussions in their Forum, a lot of People also start to open up discussions about their Religions .. and most of them also end up similar to that Theist.. with a few people throwing a insults around. XD

    • @nightshade7240
      @nightshade7240 Місяць тому +1

      @@DeetotheDubs He seems to have missed the fact there are also xtian metalheads and xtians who play WoW and xtian metalheads who play WoW.

    • @rageofheaven
      @rageofheaven Місяць тому +1

      Friendship in wow? What is this, 2005? I left in 2022 and there sure as shit was no friendship there.

  • @blitz3391
    @blitz3391 Місяць тому +1

    That cursing guy is so sweet, with his prepubescent nose fuzz, cursing in the safety of his mom's kitchen.

  • @ryther87
    @ryther87 Місяць тому +1

    Calling a YEC to explain an eclipse is like calling a flat earther to explain gravity

  • @davidfitnesstech
    @davidfitnesstech Місяць тому +2

    When your belief allows you to make absolutely any baseless, fantastical claim you can think of without a scrap of evidence whatsoever, this is what you get.
    Logic based on feelings is not logic.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Місяць тому +14

    I have a feeling I want to throw my phone to the bin after listening to the theists whining... 😅

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 Місяць тому +1

      I recommend a hot bath, a glass of wine, and a good night's sleep. 🛀🍷🛏
      Something St Thomas Aquinas said that I agree with! 😉

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Місяць тому +1

      @@johnburn8031 I don't have a bathtub, but I have a sauna. I have fizzy water, cranberry juice and peanut milk, so no cocktails 🤢 My cat has claimed my bed the past 2 nights, she snores like an elephant with a cold.. 😸🐘

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 Місяць тому

      @@einienj3281 I'm being good tonight, just tonic water. I've never tried a sauna 🤷🏻‍♂
      I do miss my cats, especially Poppy 😔

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 Місяць тому +1

      @@einienj3281 UA-cam yeeted my reply. 😠
      I quite like Indian tonic water, very refreshing, especially with some lemon or like zest.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Місяць тому

      @@johnburn8031 My comments have been yeeted for over a month now. Sometimes it deletes all my comments, sometimes every other comment and sometimes every fourth comment.. it's weird. The topic, cursing or being controversial has nothing to do with it, I've experimented. I was told that the UA-cam algorithm targets random people for some time for some reason.. plenty of people have experienced it 😔

  • @johnsensebe3153
    @johnsensebe3153 Місяць тому +2

    I'm having computer problems today, so naturally, I blame it on the elves.

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 Місяць тому +2

    The only thing the unicorn needs to do is get on the damn ark . That freaking a hole was damn hard to get on the ark 😂

  • @alexbourdeau4438
    @alexbourdeau4438 Місяць тому +4

    We atheists don't get mad, we're just VERY tired of waiting and waiting and waiting . . . and waiting . . .

  • @AbstractStew
    @AbstractStew Місяць тому +6

    Why do people take an object that we know, for a fact, to have been created by humans and use that to say that they universe was created? It makes no sense. It's like saying that this sandwich has mustard on it, so that tree does as well.

    • @riseofdarkleela
      @riseofdarkleela Місяць тому +1

      Trees don’t need mustard 😂

    • @nobody.of.importance
      @nobody.of.importance Місяць тому +1

      That's what I've always said! They always use an example of something they KNOW was made by a human. I always reply "If you were walking through a field and stumbled upon a florbimp, would you know an intelligent mind was behind it?" Obviously there's no such thing as a florbimp but that's the point, it's something genuinely unknown to the speaker and thus has no previously collected knowledge applied to it, and thus they can't say anything about it for sure. And besides, there are lots of formations that form from natural processes that strongly resemble the work of intelligent design, such as the Giant's Causeway or the Old Man of the Mountain or Saturn's hexagon.
      The one that drives me the most nuts (aside from the ontological argument) is the tornado in a graveyard analogy. It completely fails to take into account even the most basic aspects of chemistry. It's not like a tornado in a junkyard, it's like a tornado in a massive pile of magnets. Those magnets may be initially mixed up and formless, but electromagnetism will eventually draw them to a more organized structure. And chemistry is far more complex than simple magnets.

  • @lorifiedler13
    @lorifiedler13 Місяць тому +2

    So when mom said, "I brought you into this world. I can take you out" she was god?

  • @brightargyle8950
    @brightargyle8950 Місяць тому +3

    Mr Cussy pants had me laughing so hard, he really was a silly *blankety blank*.

  • @ChrisFerguson-zm4gt
    @ChrisFerguson-zm4gt Місяць тому +3

    6:11 angry video game nerd steals peoples money? Huh? Where did that come from?

  • @Angel-nl1hp
    @Angel-nl1hp Місяць тому +11

    Well, that was a whole lot of theistic hate and ignorance.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Місяць тому +2

      I mean he has all the same talking points as the faux polite (ie condescending) theists. I guess the positive is at least he isn't pretending to be nice....

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 Місяць тому

      @@snooganslestat2030 True. And, if Christian Nationalists get the power they are seeking, he will be leading the inquistions and pogroms.

  • @guitargodthor2
    @guitargodthor2 Місяць тому +1

    He straight up called out Angry Video Game Nerd lmao

  • @Septicor
    @Septicor Місяць тому +1

    "Chief Religious correspondent" Three words that confirm to everyone you wasted your life.

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow Місяць тому +1

    Commenting again because wtf, UA-cam algorithm?! Been subbed over a year with the bell and no notif to my phone? Thanks for another great video, Skep✅

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Місяць тому +1

      Well I’m glad you came back!

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow Місяць тому

      ​@@TheSkepTick Dude, I have to deliberately check weekly for your videos manually! For some reason UA-cam doesn't message my phone or even put the green dot beside your videos when you upload! If I didn't know that you upload every Saturday I'd miss out on all of your posts. I love listening while doing my meal prep for the week; it's part of my routine now! Thanks so much for all of the videos; you make me laugh every week 💜✅🌈🦒

  • @probablynotmyname8521
    @probablynotmyname8521 Місяць тому +15

    Speaking of children, how are the little tick and mrs tick doing?

    • @Your_god_sucks
      @Your_god_sucks Місяць тому +1

      Is Mrs. Tick a child, too?

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Місяць тому +8

      They’re all good! Thank you!

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Місяць тому +13

      We don’t subscribe to Islam and marrying young here. Fortunately, Mrs tick is a 36 year old floating Kentucky circle.

    • @probablynotmyname8521
      @probablynotmyname8521 Місяць тому +1

      @@TheSkepTick awesome, thats good to hear 😀

    • @probablynotmyname8521
      @probablynotmyname8521 Місяць тому +1

      @@Your_god_sucks english is hard and its early on sunday morning for me.

  • @MasamiPhoenix
    @MasamiPhoenix Місяць тому +7

    I like how the one guy is swearing like a brat while complaining - online to nobody in particular- that nobody is brave enlightening to confront him to his face. Then shows off his "guns" like being able to physical beat somebody up is relevant to a belief system (or lack there of)

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому +2

      He's mad that his Hall and Oates pr0n parody can't find a distributor.

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 Місяць тому

      I like how everyone talks about that one guy because they don't have any other points to bash christianity with lmao.

    • @MasamiPhoenix
      @MasamiPhoenix Місяць тому

      I'm not trying to bash Christianity. I don't have a problem with Christianity. I only have a problem with people trying to force Christianity on other people
      I'm here to laugh at apologists and their sh*tty arguments. And he's the most laugh-worthy, which is why we're laughing at him the most.
      But I can laugh at the others and point out how stupid they are too. Buckle in, because this is a long one.
      1) Creating life doesn't give you the right to destroy it. If anything, its the opposite. Modern ethics believe that the parents of a child are responsible for that child's health and wellbeing.
      2) under the hypothetical "if God exists" this is false opposites because "not doing enough" isn't the opposite of "doing it wrong" it's a subset. We would want God to prevent suffering in the first place, but instead he creates more suffering as he "punishes" people guilty of arbitrary sins that hurt nobody, and ignores the actual suffering.
      This is kind of like if I said I want the police to protect more people and also stop beating up the homeless.
      And his examples of what we want (end of suffering, evidence he exists) and his examples of God giving them to us (The crucifixion, nature) range from non-sequitor (The crucifixion - if it even happened - doesn't prevent suffering) to pathetic (nature doesn't need a god to exist)
      We don't blame God, we just don't think it exists.
      3) already went over this foul-mouthed idiot.
      4) this guy has a lot. First of all, its rather self-serving that a theist - even a former atheist - says "if I were an atheist, this would convince me."
      The fact that almost every scientist agree that the universe had a beginning, but few if any of them were converted by this, speaks a lot to how convincing this is to actual atheists
      I've never seen why apologists think this is such a gotcha. We intuitively assume most things had a beginning, so its not surprising that almost every religion has a myth about the origin of the world. The fact that the early moments of the universe don't line up with any religion really speaks way more to me.
      And the cosmological argument fails for two reasons
      A) we don't know that "everything that begins to exist has a cause" because we've never seen energy/matter begin to exist (ignoring some quantum stuff going on right now). So how can we know that energy/matter needs a cause.
      B) since time started within the universe, it's impossible for their to be a cause since causes require time (since the effect must happen after the cause)
      Also he sticks on way too many unnecessary attributes to this creator force.
      Occam's razor states that no god is less assumptions than one god.
      5) evolution was not discovered by conspirators set out to lie about Christianity. They just wanted the truth, wherever that led. Charles Darwin didn't start losing faith in Christianity until after he formulated his ideas on evolution.
      The "where you there?" argument is just childish. I'm glad this guy isn't a forensic scientist or a lawyer. "Well, nobody SAW the victim get murdered so we can't even know a crime happened."
      Mistaking a scientific theory for a hypothesis is the quickest way to lose all credibility. The clarification is in a million places now. I feel like you have to be willfully ignorant to make this argument.
      The watchmaker argument is the second fastest way to prove this. It basically comes down to "we know that designed things are designed, therefor undesigned things are also designed."
      6) this is just a "look at the trees" argument. Yes, eclipses are amazing, but completely expected in a natural world.
      And plenty of religions describe their god(s) the same way as the Bible. They just don't have apologists twisting everything into modern views.
      There. I've made fun of them all and pointed out how stupid they are. Happy?

    • @Bmore-mt9nz
      @Bmore-mt9nz Місяць тому

      @@LogShaw1587lmao I like that you commented that and then the original commenter followed up by making fun of all of them and pointing out how stupid they are and you didn’t reply to that Christianity has PLENTY of things wrong with it people just found the man baby screaming the most funny so they commented on that

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 Місяць тому

      ​@@LogShaw1587so you believe in talking snakes, talking pigs, a talking burning bush, talking donkeys et cetera
      there you go, i added some things to ignorant observation.

  • @ryther87
    @ryther87 Місяць тому +2

    Comparing DNA to encyclopedia... Mmmh, I think that an encyclopedia written in a language that uses only 4 symbols could be lengthier by a lot... So mankind is smarter than god because we can create languages with more than 4 symbols? 😂

  • @debrabathurst7276
    @debrabathurst7276 Місяць тому +3

    did they mentioned the zombies coming out of their graves???

  • @robertx8020
    @robertx8020 Місяць тому +2

    Religious spokesman : "science can't prove anything"
    Also "see DNA (proved by science) proves god"
    /s

  • @quasijoe8126
    @quasijoe8126 Місяць тому +3

    I have a 'theory' that if god did existed it wouldn't need people to 'apologize' for it.

  • @snooganslestat2030
    @snooganslestat2030 Місяць тому +5

    Owning something doesn't give you the right to destroy it. A typically stupid attempt at defending their god.

    • @solomonverrico
      @solomonverrico Місяць тому +2

      "Now you tell me" --Kristi Noem.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Місяць тому +2

      @@solomonverrico 😡 It was animals I was thinking of when I wrote the comment. Animal cruelty really, really gets to me.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Місяць тому +1

      Which is why the religious folks tend to see or assume their god sees us as objects and not animals? Something about a potter and clay?
      But then again, it seems to be more along the lines of "He made the pot so he has the right to go into your house and break it even if you purchased it yourself"

    • @rageofheaven
      @rageofheaven Місяць тому

      It's more an attempt to disassociate themselves when they take actions under the pretense of "what god wants". Or to argue from authority, imaginary as it is.

  • @cardinalenergy21
    @cardinalenergy21 Місяць тому +2

    sounds like someone may have gotten scammed in WoW

  • @memecity9849
    @memecity9849 Місяць тому +1

    I shave my armpits because Lisa the Rainbow giraffe said she would bestow a leaf upon me

  • @AnonymousZyx
    @AnonymousZyx Місяць тому

    I was so confused by steptick’s Fox News reporter voice. 🤣

  • @CaptFoster5
    @CaptFoster5 Місяць тому +3

    Hello from northern Illinois ...

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Місяць тому +3

      Hello from north east Kentucky!

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml Місяць тому +3

      Hello from western Niedersachsen 🙃

    • @flargeth
      @flargeth Місяць тому +3

      Hello from Puget Washington 💯

    • @mcnuffin1208
      @mcnuffin1208 Місяць тому +1

      Ayyy me too, cheers

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert Місяць тому

    Love your video series my friend

  • @G00berella
    @G00berella Місяць тому +2

    The guy at 10:00 was knife attacked recently by a young Islamic extremist while he was doing a live stream sermon. He's recovered but just an example of religions doing religion things.

    • @nightshade7240
      @nightshade7240 Місяць тому

      So the young Islamic extremist was doing god's work to the bishop who was also doing god's work? Seems accurate to all of xtian history.

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 Місяць тому +1

    Gravity is just a theory. We should be teaching kids about the Divine Falling theory

  • @elizelruiz494
    @elizelruiz494 Місяць тому

    I anxiously await this book

  • @Go-pointl
    @Go-pointl 6 днів тому

    I can't even listen today. It makes me disgusted.

  • @jkuhl2492
    @jkuhl2492 Місяць тому +1

    Dudes freaking out about atheists playing WoW as I'm . . . currently an atheist playing WoW

  • @ottobiographee
    @ottobiographee Місяць тому

    I like the Oxford Dictionary analogy following the misuse of ‘theory’.
    Leaf be upon Lisa the Rainbow Giraffe’s rainbow starfish for bringing the Universe into being!

  • @joemcle6521
    @joemcle6521 Місяць тому

    Want to add that the end of the last clip implies there is no free will.

  • @user-yn5sk5ru5g
    @user-yn5sk5ru5g Місяць тому +1

    Mr wizard was attacked with a knife not so long ago, during a sermon. Why did his god not stop the attacker?

  • @righty-o3585
    @righty-o3585 Місяць тому +1

    There is actually no way to know that no two fingerprints are the same . That claim cannot be proven as fact

  • @Mars-ev7qg
    @Mars-ev7qg Місяць тому +1

    By the way, there is a natural way to block out the sun for hours or even days. Clouds of volcanic ash from large explosive eruptions can block out the sun in areas downwind for hours or days, depending on the size of the eruption size. Some villages in the Philippines experienced three days of near total darkness after a massive volcanic eruption in 1991.

  • @radarlockeify
    @radarlockeify Місяць тому +2

    Mister Potty Mouth Vest Child was quite funny!

  • @kenmulajr
    @kenmulajr Місяць тому

    Death metal fan here, sitting in my work van with my father going to work for the company we both run. Dude’s off his meds.

  • @RationalZellinial
    @RationalZellinial Місяць тому

    That Fox News segment gave me an aneurysm

  • @calebjosh9107
    @calebjosh9107 Місяць тому

    The "American accent" was fuc#ing awesome!!
    Love it brother. I wish I could do a British accent half as well.

  • @GodlessGranny
    @GodlessGranny Місяць тому

    I like the new background!

  • @Krikenemp18
    @Krikenemp18 Місяць тому

    Oh the irony of theists telling other people not to push beliefs on them.

  • @Templetonq
    @Templetonq Місяць тому +1

    Dr Eclipse is right about one thing, TheSkepTick; data collected at an eclipse in 1919 confirmed Einstein's equations of General Relativity, which suggest that the universe had a beginning. That's all he said at that stage.
    The rest, we agree, is total BS.

  • @shadowfighter8861
    @shadowfighter8861 Місяць тому

    "Science is just a theory, I'm not obligated to accept it"
    Yeah, so is religion.

  • @mehuna66
    @mehuna66 Місяць тому +3

    Please include some crazy buddhist ideas too. They think western atheist actually like buddhism

  • @kalzafar
    @kalzafar Місяць тому +2

    I have never heard so much profanity in one video before

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS Місяць тому +2

    This has concluded today's stroke vulnerability test.

    • @mjjoe76
      @mjjoe76 Місяць тому +2

      Do you smell burnt toast?

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 Місяць тому

      Schrödinger's stroke, you're simultaneously feeling the onset whenever one of these theists is speaking 😂

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer Місяць тому

    Why does that coptic priest sound like hes in a concert hall when he appears to be in a small office?

  • @Cat_Woods
    @Cat_Woods 29 днів тому

    Whenever I see titles like this, my initial thought is, "That's kind of harsh, isn't it?" But by the end, I see that the title is just the plain fact of the matter, clearly demonstrated by the theists themselves.

  • @LearnTheHorizon
    @LearnTheHorizon Місяць тому +1

    I'm sure if we turned every word in an encylopaedia into binary code it would be way longer.
    But that doesn't mean anything.