My Cartheist Neighbour Wants You To Burn For Jesus

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  • Whatever you do, do not set yourself on fire for jesus... despite what this young lady says! This is Hannah... she went to school with a friend of mine and apparently lives less than an hour from me. She says some dumb things about religion, and why god doesn't blow up america, or something...
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    Title - My Cartheist Neighbour Wants You To Burn For Jesus
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  • @CoffeeTroll
    @CoffeeTroll Рік тому +118

    I’m gonna take my atheist ranting to the bath, set up a camera and call myself a bathiest

    • @LisaTheRainbowGiraffe
      @LisaTheRainbowGiraffe Рік тому +15

      lol. Leaf be upon you O wise batheist

    • @t_ylr
      @t_ylr Рік тому +12

      I literally clicked to find out what a cartheist is, and I can't believe it's just a theist in a car 😂

    • @LOwens-xf8yo
      @LOwens-xf8yo Рік тому +10

      Bathiests…now that’s a religion I would definitely join! All hail the Nobel Bath! May bubbles be upon you!

    • @brendanallen3759
      @brendanallen3759 Рік тому +7

      @@t_ylr Same. And from this thread, it took me a few beats to realize "bathiest" doesn't mean, "most bathy." Yeah, a little slow over here. Watching the poor woman in this video is making me feel vastly better about myself, however.

    • @socmonki
      @socmonki Рік тому +4

      Genius!

  • @roythomas7207
    @roythomas7207 Рік тому +167

    "Hear me out." Says that woman who's quoting a book that says women aren't permitted to teach or have authority over men instead they are to remain silent.

    • @misskay2586
      @misskay2586 Рік тому +16

      More hen!

    • @mohamedfofana6807
      @mohamedfofana6807 Рік тому +5

      Moorhen

    • @camcam8995
      @camcam8995 Рік тому +7

      Ong what is she even talking about here man idk. But if she went back to the time of Jesus her head wouldn’t be attached to her body for very long

    • @Mystic-WTF
      @Mystic-WTF Рік тому +1

      Spot on! 👍✌️🤘

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 9 місяців тому

      It makes me more worried that people like her are allowed to woting...

  • @johnnytr0uble
    @johnnytr0uble Рік тому +118

    I agree with her. America is horrible. But I think it's because of people like her.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Рік тому +6

      I don't think America is horrible. But there are a few very 'Evil' people in important places with a lot of power (money). From a not-american.

    • @stevewhite6861
      @stevewhite6861 Рік тому

      The country isn't horrible it is the people like her that are horrible.

    • @lil-al
      @lil-al Рік тому +12

      Well, pretty much all the horrible parts have their roots in her religion.

    • @stevewhite6861
      @stevewhite6861 Рік тому +8

      @@lil-al All the racist southern states in particular.

    • @panthera50
      @panthera50 Рік тому

      @@stevewhite6861 💯 👍 👌

  • @djwiens
    @djwiens Рік тому +36

    This is basically “the girl at a party that you wish you didn’t start a conversation with”

  • @Wolf-ln1ml
    @Wolf-ln1ml Рік тому +171

    Her inflection and overall tone of voice is... worrying, to say the least... She's _so_ emotionally invested in this bullshit, there is no way she wasn't heavily indoctrinated. She'll almost cerainly need years of professional help to overcome all that trauma... 😭

    • @TheCount991
      @TheCount991 Рік тому +16

      That’s what I was thinking as well. A lot of apologists annoy me. This one though, just made me sad.
      I’ve known a few people like this. All of them were either heavily indoctrinated by someone, usually their parents, or they used religion to escape something (addictions, loss of loved ones) and dove in too hard. Either way it’s like they start to lose who they are as a person and can’t think about anything without tying it to their religion somehow.
      What scares me the most is that ever since my grandpa died and grandma’s mental health started declining, my mom seems to be heading that way and I don’t know how to help her.

    • @David_Goza
      @David_Goza Рік тому +13

      Or she may never seek professional help, because - like my siblings, both of whom are in their 60s - she'll never understand her need of it. That Bizarro world they were raised in is the only real reality on their view. They think I'm insane for not believing.

    • @uncleanunicorn4571
      @uncleanunicorn4571 Рік тому +16

      Imagine obsessing everyday over why Voldemort hasn't cast the Unforgivable killing curse over the entire country.

    • @Silvertongue123
      @Silvertongue123 Рік тому +9

      My uncle is exactly the same way there's no getting through to him all he talks about are those stupid conspiracy theories and him and my twin seem to think Christians have no rights even after I pointed out that most of Congress in Christian.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Рік тому

      ​@@uncleanunicorn4571 😂

  • @blatherskite3009
    @blatherskite3009 Рік тому +72

    Oh dear. Someone really broke her brain. In any country other than the USA she'd be in a rubber room. Feels like law enforcement should keep a very close eye on her because she sounds desperate, disturbed, crazy, and radicalised enough to be capable of doing something absolutely appalling ... while smiling beatifically, utterly convinced she's doing "God's work."

    • @uncleanunicorn4571
      @uncleanunicorn4571 Рік тому +16

      In The demon-haunted world Carl Sagan cites a study of 12,000 ritualistic killings, but they're never committed by anyone who worships a literal devil, it's always Christians trying to cast out the devil that end up guilty of Slaughter. This belief itself is the scourge.

    • @Leaddevo
      @Leaddevo Рік тому

      And she lives in a country where Guns are sold with Baby Formula. A formula for disaster, as we see with a mass shooting every single day, three on Sundays....

    • @ashwayn
      @ashwayn Рік тому

      She requires E C T

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 Рік тому +2

      @@uncleanunicorn4571 Funnily enough, that's the book that's by my bedside right now, and I'm halfway through reading it :)
      It seems be mainly a US thing, but you only have to look at the UA-cam comments on things like True Crime videos to see the number of people seriously suggesting "demonic possession" as a valid explanation for all sorts of heinous crimes, insisting demons and demonic possesion are real, etc.
      And if people genuinely believe in demons and witches and suchlike, then - as you say - that makes them capable of committing pretty much any horrific act under the belief that it's to combat and "cast out" those imagined entities.
      Sagan absolutely nailed it with his "I have a foreboding" piece in that book - the slide into superstition and the rejection of reason is palpable.

    • @NopeNaw
      @NopeNaw Рік тому

      @@uncleanunicorn4571 One thing christians conveniently ignore is that the only people that would worship the devil have to be christians themselves, just batting for the other guy.

  • @WCM1945
    @WCM1945 Рік тому +4

    That girl isn't preaching to us, she's preaching to herself... in full *_panic_* mode, with truly mortal fear that she'll get it wrong. It's one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

  • @Timothy-remembers
    @Timothy-remembers Рік тому +128

    I feel bad for this woman. She’s been lied to her whole life and it’s totally messed up her quality of life completely. It’s sad and if there’s evil it’s the lie she’s ruined her life over.

    • @nicholemoore2448
      @nicholemoore2448 Рік тому +18

      Agreed. Thank you for understanding how warped your perception of reality becomes when you're born and raised in this destructive mindset. I'm so thankful I was finally able to get out; I hope some day this girl can do the same.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Рік тому +16

      And she talks about 'Freedom'. So strange to me.

    • @johnscaramis2515
      @johnscaramis2515 Рік тому +7

      @@MrCanis4 Sort of Stockholm syndrome?

    • @elcarpe9186
      @elcarpe9186 Рік тому +4

      she's just a kid !

    • @Bob-of-Zoid
      @Bob-of-Zoid Рік тому +3

      Her parents should be held accountable!

  • @stephenluttrell8958
    @stephenluttrell8958 Рік тому +75

    Anyone who wants to use Pascal’s Wager, asking what we have to lose, needs to watch her videos. That is. That’s what we have to lose: our grip on reality and our humanity. She literally sees the devil in everything. She has stripped her life down so much that she enjoys nothing but the most narrow and vanilla things.

    • @hisafe
      @hisafe Рік тому +11

      She doesn't even enjoy vanilla

    • @lil-al
      @lil-al Рік тому

      @@hisafe Vanilla is from satan.

    • @socmonki
      @socmonki Рік тому +10

      @@hisafe because vanilla is of the devil!

    • @KurenaiNanashi
      @KurenaiNanashi Рік тому +3

      @@socmonki Choco is where goodness truly lies

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 6 місяців тому +1

      @@hisafe Legends says that she burnt the skin all over her tongue so that she can't ever taste again and thus be distracted by the corrupted fruit of this fallen world.
      or maybe she use the most blend of blend aliments to cook her food, we will never knowww.........

  • @justindennis9650
    @justindennis9650 Рік тому +115

    It astounds me that people who appear sane in all other areas of their lives not only believe this stuff but they devote their entire lives to it.

    • @uncleanunicorn4571
      @uncleanunicorn4571 Рік тому +18

      Imagine spending your whole life yearning for Spider-Man to rescue New York City from the evils of Doctor Octopus.

    • @halthammerzeit
      @halthammerzeit Рік тому

      Mental illness and faith go hand in hand.
      My wife worked with schizophrenic patients. Vast majority were super religious. You'd need theologist to separate bible from bs made in head.

    • @kevind6723
      @kevind6723 Рік тому

      @@uncleanunicorn4571 then imagine thinking that every facet of life is being controlled by doc oc. Celebrities are in octopus related cults, politicians eat baby octopus to gain they’re sweet sweet inky powers, and meanwhile it’s actually Spider-Man whose molesting all the kids.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Рік тому

      It's "doublethink", but an experiment reported in New Scientist showed how the "suspicion circuits" in the brains of religious people switch off.
      Science and Knowledge really are the enemies of religion.

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 Рік тому +3

      It astounds me how they claim that their god gave us all free will and then try to legislate away free will.

  • @robertl4824
    @robertl4824 Рік тому +235

    There is no hate like "christian" love!

    • @zachreads
      @zachreads Рік тому +15

      Shouldn't the quotes be around "love"?

    • @robertl4824
      @robertl4824 Рік тому +15

      @@zachreads or both

    • @EdwardHowton
      @EdwardHowton Рік тому +14

      @@zachreads You have to understand linguistics. Think of it as a compound word. An apple pie is not an apple made out of pie or a meat pie made in the shape of an apple, it's not [apple] [pie] but [apple pie]. Or why you call it a fire truck but it isn't a truck that is on fire.
      Christian love isn't [christian] [love], it's [christian love], which translates into English as 'abject hatred'. It's one of those extremely insular jargon terms you see used in cults to make the victims feel like they have secret knowledge because they have a special language.
      You can see it here: crazy woman thinks slaughtering everybody would be a "loving act" because her cult version of 'love' is just a code for, well, _crazy shit._
      I think I got both those examples (apple pie and fire truck) from Steven Pinker's book _The Language Instinct_ by the way. It's a good read. Been a few decades for me though.

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters Рік тому

      @@EdwardHowton _Bless your heart_ 😉

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters Рік тому

      @@EdwardHowton oh, and speaking of *fire truck* 🚒 on the Dark Knight, the road block is literally a 🔥🚒 🤣

  • @SwartFrancois
    @SwartFrancois Рік тому +20

    Kent: "You believe your great grandaddy was a rock"
    Also Kent: "Man was formed from dust"

  • @pestilentwinds
    @pestilentwinds Рік тому +3

    She's marginally less annoying than a smoke detector that won't shut off.

  • @timcirulis5273
    @timcirulis5273 Рік тому +305

    I do see America getting darker but it's because of people like her that want to turn this great place into a theocracy.

    • @iamnoone9041
      @iamnoone9041 Рік тому +11

      Amen! 😂

    • @Luubelaar
      @Luubelaar Рік тому +13

      Exactly my thoughts.

    • @mikehunntt5338
      @mikehunntt5338 Рік тому +16

      People are waking up to the lies of religion but only half way they realize hell doesn't exist but they still think they are immortal so it's a horrible situation

    • @renshiasworld
      @renshiasworld Рік тому +17

      Like a new begining.... of the dark ages.

    • @carolinusTG
      @carolinusTG Рік тому +15

      I'm still gobsmacked that one guy that suggested an actual portal opened over the whitehouse is still in his position. Serious mental deficiency like this should not be in charge of human life in any capacity, greg locke has suggested witches in his congregation made him sick, the man is effin mental alright. What ever happened to that separation that was supposed to be active?

  • @davonuk1
    @davonuk1 Рік тому +101

    I actually feel sorry for this girl, she has so completely bought into the Christian story, that her grip on reality has started to slip.

    • @MrKyle81
      @MrKyle81 Рік тому +6

      I hope she's not this paranoid all the time. That's a pretty sad existence.

    • @FredHarvey779
      @FredHarvey779 Рік тому +7

      It is so very sad, the mess people can make of their children's minds.

    • @andrewjones6693
      @andrewjones6693 Рік тому +16

      She's still young. Wait until she realizes her imaginary friend ignores her during her life crises. Unfortunately, it took me 50 years to escape the theist trap. And that was after it put me in a behavioral facility for 4 days! The first person to help you in times of need is yourself, not "Casper the Friendly Ghost".

    • @FredHarvey779
      @FredHarvey779 Рік тому +7

      @@andrewjones6693 Well said.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis Рік тому

      She has the flat earther syndrome, she believes any nonsense that fits her delusional idiocy.

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 Рік тому +8

    She's SO indoctrinated and brain washed!! I feel terrible for her!! 😢

  • @robertl4824
    @robertl4824 Рік тому +26

    A holier than thou bibble thumper, damn glad I don't know her or someone like her!

  • @setojurai
    @setojurai Рік тому +12

    SHe is SO ANGRY that her Perfect Loving Good Omnipotent God hasn't killed everyone yet. Because... reasons...

  • @bradypustridactylus488
    @bradypustridactylus488 Рік тому +130

    For about five years across several jobs, I worked in open plan offices. In every workplace, I had this same woman as my deskmate. Now my PTSD is flashbacking me into this total bizarro world. She always had the precise answer to all life ills, the best miracle stories, the most glorious redemption promises, and the most devastating passive aggressive comebacks. Thank you for the trip down memory lane.

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters Рік тому +13

      That sounds like the Dane Cook skit about the same weird guy showing up at every place you work.
      _It's the same guy_ ‼️

    • @Old52Guy
      @Old52Guy Рік тому +4

      Forgive me asking, but was she stalking you?

    • @bradypustridactylus488
      @bradypustridactylus488 Рік тому +21

      @@Old52Guy There were five or six different ladies, for my purposes, identical to the cartheist. If I were looking for a supernatural explanation, I'd say it's as if a demonic spirit was stalking me by inhabiting the bodies of serial bible thumpers. The 80s were weird that way.

    • @Old52Guy
      @Old52Guy Рік тому +9

      @@bradypustridactylus488 Yep. Sounds like the demon was stalking you by possessing different women. Demons, Satanic panic, yeah, the 80s were definitely weird. Good luck!

    • @DeconvertedMan
      @DeconvertedMan Рік тому +2

      she sat next to you in a airplane and had the exact thing to say to you to pwn you later in a speach she gives! :D

  • @riffhammeron
    @riffhammeron Рік тому +22

    I just enjoyed learning that cucumbers get a shout out in the Bible.

  • @InakiArzalluz
    @InakiArzalluz Рік тому +81

    Well, at least this cartheist isn't actually driving.

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Рік тому +23

      Finally! They’re learning!

    • @drewharrison6433
      @drewharrison6433 Рік тому +11

      ​@@TheSkepTick I doubt it....

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Рік тому +1

      ​@@TheSkepTick or they learned the ultimate lesson... 😬

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux Рік тому +1

      Yeah, she pulled over at least.

    • @jennoscura2381
      @jennoscura2381 Рік тому +3

      @@FakingANerve The time Jesus didn't take the wheel. Or maybe he did but they still got in an accident because Jesus doesn't exist.

  • @capercaillieskye
    @capercaillieskye Рік тому +42

    In my experience as an ex-mormon, the people who spend all their time talking about how culty the world is because of ordinary things like music are usuallllyyyyyy in a cult themselves :P It's cults that operate on the BITE model and try to control every tiny aspect of your life, from the clothes you wear to who you marry to what music is okay to what your phobias ought to be. Just saying :P

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Рік тому +4

      100% agree! 🍻

    • @jennoscura2381
      @jennoscura2381 Рік тому

      Certain sects of Christianity are absolutely cults. Jehovah's Witnesses being a prime example. The way this lady talks sounds culty.

    • @amazinmaven
      @amazinmaven Рік тому +2

      Hello fellow exmo!

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Рік тому

      @@amazinmaven Question for you exmos: are you familiar with the term for exmos, "jack mormon?" I heard that used the other day and was completely unfamiliar with it.

    • @amazinmaven
      @amazinmaven Рік тому +3

      @@FakingANerve A Jack Mormon is not actually an exmormon, but more of a non-practicing Mormon. Seems small, but it's a BIG difference.
      They will often not be living or following the typical Mormon lifestyle, but often have some level of belief and guilt about it. They can be good drinking buddies, but also be just as bad as believing, practicing Mormons when it comes to defending the Church against criticism, etc.

  • @daemonhristidis5613
    @daemonhristidis5613 Рік тому +4

    Every second, she looks like she would cry.

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger Рік тому +24

    It's bad enough to have a stalker, who won't shut up about how they "love" you and just want to "save" you.
    It's even worse when that stalker is in a position of authority and can force you to do as they want.
    But when your stalker also happens to be an all powerful immortal being, with control not only over your life but your eternal soul - that truly becomes nightmare fuel.
    --- --- ---
    In fact, come to think of it, I see a startling similarity between God and Kilgrave from Jessica Jones; some creep with the power to control minds, who keeps sending strangers your way to alternately tell you he loves you and punish you for not loving him the way he wants you to.

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 8 місяців тому

      Imagine people trying to enslave themselves and others to a being that doesn't exist.
      Sounds like something from the SCP wiki.

  • @NeosAvias
    @NeosAvias Рік тому +78

    That was aggravating to listen to. Also, I haven’t looked up anyone from my Christian middle school, but I have this sinking feeling that a lot of my bullies have grown up to be self-righteous Bible-thumper types as well, whilst I - seeing during my schooling that being a Christian does not automatically mean you’re a good person - basically dropped religion after I left. I feel like there are so many religious people who cry about being persecuted who are the most well-off; they have the privilege of being in a place of power and status to feel comfortable that their way of existence is the right one, and that anyone below them calling them out who are their victims are just “attacking them for no reason”. I d’know. Always just came across as the same stupid childish mindset of a bunch of school-aged bullies who haven’t grown the hell up.

    • @timcirulis5273
      @timcirulis5273 Рік тому +13

      That's the draw of monotheism and what makes it so dangerous at the same time. The thought process goes like this.
      - I have a god.
      - It is the only god and cannot be questioned
      - It is the only god and cannot be questioned and I follow it so I must be right.
      - People that disagree cannot be right because my god is the only god and cannot be questioned.
      - People that don't agree with me must be against god.
      - If they are against god then it doesn't matter what happens to them.
      Not saying this is everyone but it applies to people like the women in this video.

    • @MrKyle81
      @MrKyle81 Рік тому +1

      Basically, there's a survival advantage to being in the majority (if I'm understanding you correctly. Thanks for sharing your experience! 👍

    • @northern_21
      @northern_21 Рік тому +1

      @@MrKyle81 You are right, which is why as we reach an age where being non religious isn't a risk to your life, we see so many more atheists.

  • @Matp78
    @Matp78 Рік тому +36

    this poor girl is so indoctrinated. my heart hurts for her.

    • @uncleanunicorn4571
      @uncleanunicorn4571 Рік тому +1

      Like living your life constantly afraid of Voldemort and the Death Eaters lurking in every shadow.

    • @Matp78
      @Matp78 Рік тому +2

      true, sad thing is I use to be like her. I became an atheist trying to prove what I believed to be true.

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 Рік тому +3

      She's so frightened of everything. Anyone who doesn't think exactly like her is a threat and an enemy

  • @nathanielthomson6600
    @nathanielthomson6600 Рік тому +69

    The second someone said "I don't care what anyone says I'm telling you X is the case" they're admitting they don't care about the truth. I'm glad that this car theist prays about her beliefs instead of actually doing something with them, because someone this uneducated is likely to do something harmful with them.

    • @Ten80pete
      @Ten80pete Рік тому +2

      I commented almost exactly the first part of your comment before I saw it. I think that might have been one of the most telling sentences in Hannah's video (and maybe the only statement she made that I believe). I'm glad you pointed this out. One thing I'd like to add: she says "I don't care what anyone says..." yet the most convincing bit of "evidence" for most Christians seems to be testimony. You know, other people saying things. I also bet that she cares very much what others with unfounded, completely fabricated similar beliefs have to say. That echo chamber ain't gonna fill itself.

    • @terranhealer
      @terranhealer Рік тому +4

      Hold your facts please, I've already made up my mind 😂

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 Рік тому

      @@terranhealer Exactly, and my problem with that is that you then can't trust them with anything. They'll just dismiss facts whenever they feel like it and do whatever. And since reality doesn't affect those choices you can't convince them it's right or wrong and they have nothing to convince anyone else if anything is right or wrong; everything is then opinion and can be dismissed as such.
      So basically: loud and rigid = correct, and might makes right. The same thing with interpretations of holy books. If you can't show what's correct then everything is or isn't correct, based on opinion, and the majority that can force itself on others is then correct, until reality catches up.
      Personal belief and faith are not useful pathways to truth and encouraging it constantly and discouraging criticism of it is abusive. And you can't trust people that randomly choose to use unreliable methods, and stick with it despite it being shown to be unreliable, and glorify the unreliable method instead of dropping it. Anyone does at least one of those three things and are hopefully shown to be wrong and then a healthy person will correct themselves. Theists are pathological abusers.

  • @z0rrofan9
    @z0rrofan9 Рік тому +1

    Poor kid. She's so terrorized by her religion she's ready to hide under a bed.

  • @justinhart2831
    @justinhart2831 Рік тому +22

    I saw the title and thought "Cartheist" was the name of an actual religious sect. Like, weren't the Cartheists excommicated in the fifth century or something?

    • @gryph01
      @gryph01 Рік тому

      The Cathars were wiped out by the Catholic church.

    • @joanfregapane8683
      @joanfregapane8683 Рік тому

      That’s what I thought as well!

    • @lidbass
      @lidbass Рік тому

      Well, they say that history repeats itself, so it’s just a matter of hanging on until all Cartheists are gone too!

    • @justinhart2831
      @justinhart2831 Рік тому +3

      @@lidbass Cartheista delenda est

    • @lidbass
      @lidbass Рік тому +1

      @@justinhart2831 I am so sorry: I can only like your comment once. It deserves at least one hundred. Thank you for making me laugh very, very hard!

  • @newyorkchamp9110
    @newyorkchamp9110 Рік тому +8

    I rebuke it! In the name of super Mario brothers!!! In Yoshi's name amen

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 Рік тому +8

    "She's makin' it up as she goes along." - Monty Python, The Life of Brian

  • @jamiemarchant5787
    @jamiemarchant5787 Рік тому +14

    While their right to worship their god however they want isn't under threat, our right to not worship their god is.

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 Рік тому +1

      Exactly! That’s what I worry about.

    • @LisaTheRainbowGiraffe
      @LisaTheRainbowGiraffe Рік тому +2

      English 101
      Leaf Be Upon You

    • @weatherman1504
      @weatherman1504 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, anyone that is crying BuT fReEdOm Of ReLiGiOn ThO needs to realize that we need freedom FROM religion first.

  • @dave3657
    @dave3657 Рік тому +36

    Isn’t it wonderful to be young and know everything there is to know. And you have a book that you can cherry pick any answer you want from.
    Maybe one day she will conceive a child and name her ‘Sybil’.

    • @Ppurk
      @Ppurk Рік тому +3

      Or Dameon.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar Рік тому

      Just hope that she'll won't turn out like the Sybil from the Sybil biography book.

  • @riffhammeron
    @riffhammeron Рік тому +2

    She probably just found out her hot cousin is gay.

  • @EdwardHowton
    @EdwardHowton Рік тому +21

    You gotta love that British Understatement. "A bit silly". Cultist who is _one_ schizophrenic break from "hearing" the "voice of god" commanding her to mail anthrax bombs to hospitals for Jesus (like they all are, really) and how do we describe it? A bit silly.
    It's really one of my favorite things about the British. A quality to emulate. I blame/thank Monty Python and _Are You Being Served?_ for it.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +12

      My coworker once bought ice cream for everyone she said "I'm nice because God commands me to"
      And it was one of most terryfying things I have heard.
      What if God commanded her to commit mass murder?

    • @donaldnumbskull9745
      @donaldnumbskull9745 Рік тому +2

      Oh, I say, steady on sir.

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 Рік тому +4

      @@tatiana4050 exactly. The ones who think being an atheist makes you think murder and torture okay. If the only thing keeping them from going on a killing spree is their fear that god might get mad, I'm really concerned about being around them.

    • @weatherman1504
      @weatherman1504 Рік тому +3

      @@tatiana4050 Indeed, beware the person that gets their moral code from an imaginary friend that they think is real.

    • @weatherman1504
      @weatherman1504 Рік тому +4

      @@barrylangille3523 Yeah, I'm just gonna say, if the only thing preventing you from committing horrible atrocities is the threat of being burned for a forever, then I don't think you were all that good of a person to begin with.

  • @Commander_ZiN
    @Commander_ZiN Рік тому +9

    Hannah sounds like she's losing what ever loose grip on reality she ever had.

  • @pearlbonnie1369
    @pearlbonnie1369 Рік тому +17

    Well, as least she was wearing her seat belt. For a cartheist, that is a plus.

    • @gryph01
      @gryph01 Рік тому

      I wonder if the police pulled her over, would she turn into a Sovcit?
      I wasn't driving, I was traveling and I only answer to Jesus....

    • @johnscaramis2515
      @johnscaramis2515 Рік тому +1

      I always wonder why they do. I mean the afterlife (according to them) is soooooo much better. Why not try to get there sooner rather than later and stick on earth with those pesky non- and wrong-believers?

  • @ms.bunniesarecute2287
    @ms.bunniesarecute2287 Рік тому +7

    Imagine being out peacefully walking your dog and you pass a car with an angry lady yelling at her dashboard about pedophile satanic demons 😅

  • @TheGr00salug
    @TheGr00salug Рік тому +44

    How the heck does she have over 60,000 followers? She is just going on and on.

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters Рік тому +10

      Not my proudest fap 😉

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +6

      Because those who agree with her. Find it easier to listen to people who believe what they believe. Than to think themselves. Using brains is difficult

    • @Color-Painter-Blue
      @Color-Painter-Blue Рік тому +3

      Simple.. talk about something that a lot of gullible People have bought into and it does not matter how much or how little sense it makes. They will follow.
      As special when they also think that it will get them something in an imaginary afterlife. :P

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Рік тому

      ​@@AnnoyingNewsletters 😂😂😂

    • @bunnykiller
      @bunnykiller Рік тому +2

      first off she is attractive visually, and for alot of guys thats the only reason because once her mouth opens most guys quit listening anyway...

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty Рік тому +9

    I wonder if she knows which are these "many countries" where the Bible is banned? It's only banned in a handful of Muslim theocracies, like Saudi Arabia, Libya and Somalia. Yet if Americans took her plea to heart the country would become just another theocracy like those, and certainly ban all other religious books. So really she isn't upset that other places aren't as "free" as the USA, but that she doesn't get to subjugate people as much as proper theocracies are able to.

  • @susancorbett8155
    @susancorbett8155 Рік тому +4

    Her delivery was so awful I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying. All I got was something about cucumbers (?)

    • @Chetlan
      @Chetlan Рік тому

      I spent pretty much the whole video trying to figure out what word could describe her presentation style. I mean "awful" is obviously right, but I can't put my finger on what exactly it is. It's not monotone. It's like even her own thoughts are just being read from a prompter like it's her first time seeing them.

  • @garyvarnam3544
    @garyvarnam3544 Рік тому +92

    I use to be like this girl, I was a hard core Chirstian until 2008! I started to doubt my faith. Than I found that Jesus has no history outside of the Bible. I become an atheist in 2010. Now hearing this girl sound crazy. I was crazy as she was back in 2008 and before. I am glad that I am atheist today. No wander my family never got along back in 2008. Today I get along better with my family than in the past.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis Рік тому +11

      Was that the same Jesus that lied when he told his followers he would return while some of them were still alive.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Рік тому +3

      @@grahvis Weird reply.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Рік тому +5

      I know the feeling. I bothered my high school friends with this crap.

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify Рік тому +1

      She's not crazy and neither were you. Almost everyone believes at least a few silly things.

    • @autonomouscollective2599
      @autonomouscollective2599 Рік тому +9

      @@rembrandt972ify
      I believe in Lisa the Rainbow Giraffe. Call me silly if you want…

  • @sammyreese05
    @sammyreese05 17 днів тому

    I used to be like her, due to the communities I was in. That same emotional plea is the same my youth group leader did. He showed us a Music To Die For doc series where Christians talked about how satanic secular music was. We were often always taught sex trafficking was connected to p*rn. We were drawn to tears to pray for the salvation of these people. My personal devotionals were often jumping from passages and connecting them to pull a relevant message out of it. It's hard to leave this mindset. I'm thankful I have.

  • @dragowolfraven3806
    @dragowolfraven3806 Рік тому +6

    We all know if she used this argument for any other fictional character she would be laughed at.

  • @dh8203
    @dh8203 Рік тому +2

    Ahhh, Car Theist....... and I thought this was some new sect of Chrisitanity I hadn't heard of before! Turns out it's just one of those dopes whose friends, family, and house mates have all gotten so tired of hearing it that they're banished to the "mobile recording studio".

  • @specspectrier620
    @specspectrier620 Рік тому +22

    I grew up with people that said the same things all the time. Its almost stressful to listen to bc of memories lol

    • @TheSkepTick
      @TheSkepTick  Рік тому +5

      I’m sorry for the trigger!

    • @specspectrier620
      @specspectrier620 Рік тому +4

      @@TheSkepTick nah all good

    • @specspectrier620
      @specspectrier620 Рік тому +4

      @TheSkepTick very minor trigger and if it bothered me that much I could just leave

  • @ShikataGaNai100
    @ShikataGaNai100 Рік тому +1

    According to Elvis, Jesus is "Just ahunka-hunka burning love."

  • @tessaninetails8065
    @tessaninetails8065 Рік тому +9

    I support this womans message. Christians, set yourself on fire for God 😅

  • @scottdelahunt586
    @scottdelahunt586 Рік тому +1

    Persecution envy is apparently a thing now.

  • @kailashanand6
    @kailashanand6 Рік тому +13

    Such beauty faded out by stupidity and mean character, i hope she gets the help she needs, and curse upon the people who did this to her

  • @d.o.m.494
    @d.o.m.494 Рік тому +1

    Her reading skills are at primary school level.

  • @Mouse_007
    @Mouse_007 Рік тому +5

    17:49 "It's sad when the devil is more on fire for god than we are".
    Did anyone else that was eating at this moment almost choke to death laughing?

  • @blacky_Ninja
    @blacky_Ninja 11 місяців тому +2

    „We can‘t bow down to culture“ she said, sitting in a modern car, wearing modern culturally appropriate clothes, speaking with her modern freedom of speech…
    I‘m gonna stop there, the list is simply too long 😂

  • @agile52
    @agile52 Рік тому +5

    shouting at people totally sways people to your side

  • @allanlord4741
    @allanlord4741 Рік тому

    This poor young woman is seriously disturbed and should be getting some urgent therapy.

  • @idavroslives
    @idavroslives Рік тому +11

    She must be a hit at parties.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 Рік тому +2

      I suspect the 'parties' she goes to don't serve anything stronger than Diet Coke. (If that.) I doubt you'd want to be there.

    • @gryph01
      @gryph01 Рік тому +2

      ​@@condorboss3339 Diet Coke would be to strong for this one.

    • @cambridgemart2075
      @cambridgemart2075 Рік тому +6

      I'll forgive the typo, after all, A is next to S on the keyboard!

  • @sydliquid2152
    @sydliquid2152 Рік тому +1

    How can you get this delusional...🤦🏻

  • @harryjr1133
    @harryjr1133 Рік тому +4

    I'll bet she has never been on a second date.

    • @grimlund
      @grimlund Рік тому

      I bet she's allready married. How old can she be? 20? Christians do tend to get married at an early age.
      Why?
      Because they want to have sex offcourse. If they have sex before marriage their all loving God may throw them in to hell fire.
      It is that level of delusion we are dealing with here.

  • @FearlessNimue
    @FearlessNimue Рік тому

    This dudette reminds me of a fav quote: "Privilege is when compromise feels like oppression."

  • @andrewjones6693
    @andrewjones6693 Рік тому +17

    Thanks, SkepTick! Another great video! I hope Hannah watches it!

  • @havable
    @havable Рік тому +1

    "Your hands are full of blood"
    Tell it to the gunners, whose "rights" result in dead children

  • @danieldelanoche2015
    @danieldelanoche2015 Рік тому +25

    "Why hasn't God destroyed America" or literally any other country right?

    • @Ppurk
      @Ppurk Рік тому +4

      Well, He did send Trump so very close.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Рік тому

      Because their god is a sadistic bastard and he's gleefully awaiting the putrefying sores stage.

    • @uncleanunicorn4571
      @uncleanunicorn4571 Рік тому

      That always bothered me when I was young and indoctrinated. Why should God single us out for Destruction, when much of Europe is less religious than we are? And they used to be ruled by Christianity. Not us! Blow-up Europe first.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Рік тому

      Ye, what about my country. More than 50% atheist. But maybe he can't find it. It's pretty small.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 Рік тому

      @@Ppurk Yep, he always sends someone else, never gets his own hands dirty.

  • @IckleMickleUK
    @IckleMickleUK Рік тому +1

    No matter how many videos like this I watch, it never ceases to amaze me how bat shit crazy people can be.

  • @MarkN51
    @MarkN51 Рік тому +3

    So apparently she's frustrated that God has not yet murdered all those horrible icky people who don't share her beliefs, even though there's loads of slanders against them (which she eagerly shares to any who will listen), BUT she consoles herself with the thought that the reason God is showing us mercy is because _she_ (and those who share her beliefs) are such wonderful, awesome people. That's pretty yikes, in my book.

  • @martinandersen1351
    @martinandersen1351 4 місяці тому +1

    I think she needs to find a sweet man that can give her flowers and love so she forgets about all that hellfire and brimstone that she's so obsessed with, poor girl 💔💔...

  • @dacksonflux
    @dacksonflux Рік тому +4

    I still think it's amazing how oblivious these people are to just how creepy they are.

  • @djfrank68
    @djfrank68 Рік тому +1

    I didnt blaspheme the Lord. I only said "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova."

  • @wurdnurd1
    @wurdnurd1 Рік тому +9

    I appreciate her dedication to wearing her seat-belt.

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 Рік тому

    I have to ask, why does gahd give a flying .... about cucumbers?!?! 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @BandiGetOffTheRoof
    @BandiGetOffTheRoof Рік тому +3

    6:47 "Skipping down here..." Yeah, because God gets a little long winded here...lol

  • @2ahdcat
    @2ahdcat Рік тому +1

    Burn for Jeebus? Have a can of petro right here. I mean... I AM a MURICAN! 😉

  • @davidcarney1533
    @davidcarney1533 Рік тому +4

    God hasn't destroyed Sin because he hasn't been to Zanarkand and got his final aeon yet

  • @merbst
    @merbst Рік тому

    She don't think, she pray!

  • @joanfregapane8683
    @joanfregapane8683 Рік тому +7

    I have to admit, but when I first heard ‘cartheist’, I thought it was a new branch of Evangelical Christian. I heard “car’ theist”, emphasis on ‘car’. Great episode! 😂🥳

    • @vinnyganzano1930
      @vinnyganzano1930 Рік тому

      Why is it that so many crazies post from their cars?
      Flat Earthers
      Young Earth Creationists
      Conspiracy Theorists of all shapes, sizes and flavours
      I almost wish there was a god who would just manifest and tell us all to shut the feck up and calm the feck down. However, we know there isn't because if there was we wouldn't be here, it'd have created something better instead. Should've stuck with the bloody dinosaurs.

    • @johnscaramis2515
      @johnscaramis2515 Рік тому

      @@vinnyganzano1930 That's really strange. I mean I can understand why Chris, CC from Westchester County is making videos in his car... 🤣 but all the other woo-peddlers?

  • @atticusrex2691
    @atticusrex2691 Рік тому +2

    Just when you think theist arguments can't get any more vapid

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Рік тому +1

      I was disabused of that notion half a century ago.

  • @josiahvonb3426
    @josiahvonb3426 Рік тому +3

    What gets me, is how serious these people take themselves as they spew absolute nonsense.

  • @johnscaramis2515
    @johnscaramis2515 Рік тому +2

    19:10 nice, she's not only an indoctrinated Christian, but also a QOnanist.
    And yes I wrote QOnanist due to a phrase in an older German song which is based on "masturbation makes you blind": "but they masturbate mentally and that makes you stupid"

  • @Rosyna
    @Rosyna Рік тому +7

    I had a classmate in high school that was in many of the same classes as me, was intelligent and critical. Then after high school, she became a religious nutter before going full QAnon. I don’t know what the trigger was, but it wasn’t high school.

  • @aidandavies6164
    @aidandavies6164 Рік тому +1

    I feel I should say, I was watching your videos in the Vatican yesterday

  • @MarceldeJong
    @MarceldeJong Рік тому +6

    Hannah needs to read the Bible, specifically Matthew 7 verse 1 to 3.
    "love thy neigbour"? That's rich coming from her! You first, cartheist

  • @SwankierAlex
    @SwankierAlex Рік тому +1

    I hear a lot of believers saying that one of the reasons to believe is that it gives people a piece of mind, or some variant of that. I think we have the perfect counter-example here, with this poor girl stricken with irrational and constant fear of the world around her... Truly a sad and dangerous state of mind.

  • @wizolufa1452
    @wizolufa1452 Рік тому +5

    I feel sad for her though because it seems like she genuinely believes in what she says.

  • @acfkelly6291
    @acfkelly6291 Рік тому

    How did that prayer go? "Dear God, om really tired of everyone different from me. Why haven't you destroyed them yet?" Such love

  • @MarilynMonRover
    @MarilynMonRover Рік тому +1

    I am Satanic and the only ritual I take part in is the occasional CBD gummy worm sacrifice to mah mouth. 😂😂😂

  • @Ten80pete
    @Ten80pete Рік тому +5

    Jon, I think you made a really important observation there about how she's reading those verses. I remember being the one nerd in school who would always volunteer to "read the next section aloud", and although I always enunciated, projected, and pronounced every word correctly, I would often have to go back and read that section silently for any real comprehension. I focused so much of my minds resources to ensure I didn't sound stupid that I might as well have been reading Aramaic. I'll bet she has never read her Bible cover to cover and tried to understand any of it for herself. Not being mean, but I think most Christians have the book for prop/icon purposes, a reference guide, but rely on their pastor or preacher to tell them what it actually says. After all, it's so long, meandering, mostly boring and repetitive with archaic language and flowery prose that they can't be expected to read it. Reading is for sissy libs who just want nothing but sin continually.

  • @pab0904
    @pab0904 Рік тому +1

    I live in Ohio myself, and I'm glad that
    religion wasn't forced on me by my
    family.
    This girl doesn't represent all
    Ohioans though, I hope some
    commenters know that, but I mean
    no disrespect to those that have
    been religiously brainwashed, which
    to me is both sad and scary.
    The fanatics need to stop pushing it
    and pulling the persecution card
    when some people don't wanna hear
    it and have said as much.
    You push too hard, people will start
    pushing back, and yet people like
    her always wanna play the victim.
    Just some more food for thought
    later, folks

  • @robertl4824
    @robertl4824 Рік тому +16

    what a dunce she is, probably home schooled. Parents don't do this to your children!

    • @PaulaBean
      @PaulaBean Рік тому

      She'll probably produce many children which will be as indoctrinated as herself. That's the way in which religion propagates.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Рік тому +1

      SkepTick said one of his friends went to school with her. Maybe she had to be taken out of school for the sanity of the other students.

  • @CharlesPayet
    @CharlesPayet Рік тому

    People like that terrify me, because it’s so easy for them to take the next step to, “Anything we have to do to stop those people from destroying our country is ok!”

  • @GalactusTheDestroyer
    @GalactusTheDestroyer Рік тому +8

    I'm thankful you told us to not light ourselves on fire. Her message was soo convincing! /s lol That was so much word salad I tell you what.

  • @paulpinecone2464
    @paulpinecone2464 Рік тому +1

    Like hell you are painting me purple

  • @setojurai
    @setojurai Рік тому +10

    Okay just adding to my previous comment... she clearly hasn't read her Bible or she'd realize what she's doing is very unbiblical. But then again, Absolute Hatred of Everyone Different and being as un-christ-like as possible is pretty much Job 1 for American Evangelical Christianity.

    • @stevewebber707
      @stevewebber707 Рік тому +3

      I definitely agree with calling it un-Christ like. Calling it is unbiblical is more problematic. I'm not sure there is much that couldn't be described as unbiblical, depending how and what parts of the bible interpretations are drawn from. There is plenty of hate and tribalism, and even ethnic genocide in the bible.

    • @setojurai
      @setojurai Рік тому +1

      @@stevewebber707 She's preaching, which if we look at the NT.. is against the rules. I mean, if we're taking the Booble Literally. Which her type often do.

    • @DaWrecka
      @DaWrecka Рік тому +1

      @@setojurai Cherry-picking is the one skill all evangelicals master.

  • @filker0
    @filker0 Рік тому

    This child has been traumatized by her religious elders.
    She gets more and more desperate as she goes on.

  • @xipheonj
    @xipheonj Рік тому +4

    This poor girl. She seems like yet another innocent victim that fell for the indoctrination. She seems genuinely interested in making the world better, she just has the wrong people telling her what the problems are and how to fix them.

  • @dogwalker666
    @dogwalker666 Рік тому +1

    She needs psychiatric help urgently.

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow Рік тому +1

      So do all people who actually believe in all that religious stuff, and base their lives around it! And worse, when they demand that others have to live their lives according to their beliefs 😩

  • @AlistairMacPherson
    @AlistairMacPherson Рік тому +3

    She clearly believes Q-Anon crap.

  • @assassindolphin2106
    @assassindolphin2106 Рік тому +1

    This women is the reason why I could start a successful cult.

  • @blakewalker84120
    @blakewalker84120 Рік тому +3

    Hannah, Hannah, Hannah...
    The phrase "I don't care what anybody says" is the dumbest phrase in the English language.
    Imagine I told you "I don't care what anybody says, I believe that Hannah (you) is 50 feet tall."
    Which thing is dumber?
    1. My bad estimation of how tall you are.
    2. My shutting down my brain and refusing to listen to anything anybody says about how tall you really are.
    Easy.
    The answer is always 2.
    Shutting down your brain and refusing to listen to and consider alternative viewpoints is how we learn about the world
    If you're wrong, maybe one of those other ideas will teach you something.
    If you're right, it's fairly easy to listen, think, then say "Nope, that other viewpoint is wrong."
    But first listen and consider it.
    If nothing else, your consideration might teach you MORE about your own viewpoint.
    But shutting down your brain means you'll never learn anything new, even new things about your own beliefs.
    Don't shut down your brain, Hannah.

  • @jaretselwyn4509
    @jaretselwyn4509 Рік тому

    Nothing turns me off faster to someone else's point of view than when I'm told I need to "wake up". Major red flag, in my mind.

  • @love_o3oz
    @love_o3oz Рік тому +6

    this background is so badass

  • @garryharris3476
    @garryharris3476 Рік тому +1

    Come on baby light my fire🎶