ENGLAND ARE A JOKE!

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  • @philreed3983
    @philreed3983 2 місяці тому +2540

    southgate wears a life jacket in the bath

    • @bradleywhite4708
      @bradleywhite4708 2 місяці тому

      😅😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊j ijiu😊

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому +131

      Southgate uses a calculator for small sums.

    • @eXpressYourselfClips
      @eXpressYourselfClips 2 місяці тому +189

      Southgate wears a seat belt at the dinner table

    • @trevkay.
      @trevkay. 2 місяці тому +149

      Southgate claps when the plane lands

    • @sopronunciareglignocchi7255
      @sopronunciareglignocchi7255 2 місяці тому +99

      Southgate wears a bike helmet on his Peloton.

  • @betrthnu3413
    @betrthnu3413 2 місяці тому +215

    Southgate thinks attacking football is toxic masculinity.

  • @param2761
    @param2761 2 місяці тому +1855

    The only pundit who speaks sense about England is CESC FABREGAS. What a surprise

    • @obinna-m
      @obinna-m 2 місяці тому +119

      Fabregas is the goat

    • @james.butler.
      @james.butler. 2 місяці тому +111

      It was so cute when Rooney told him he watched clips of Fabregas to learn how to play with RvP

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому +77

      The English despise self reflection and self criticism.

    • @malpa2345
      @malpa2345 2 місяці тому +7

      It’s so true

    • @pr0newbie
      @pr0newbie 2 місяці тому +26

      @@JohnKobaRuddy That can be said of any nationality. I'd say the English actually aren't that bad.

  • @russellthechemist8291
    @russellthechemist8291 2 місяці тому +416

    England have no chance of winning Euro 2024 with Gareth Southgate. It's that simple.

    • @alexanderliu9376
      @alexanderliu9376 2 місяці тому +23

      They would have a better chance with Peppa Pig's dad

    • @satheeskumarkandasamy9486
      @satheeskumarkandasamy9486 2 місяці тому

      @@alexanderliu9376lol

    • @yardgrid
      @yardgrid 2 місяці тому +2

      He doesn't play any more. International football players should be able to win a game regardless of what some suit said in a training session, no?

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 2 місяці тому +1

      @@yardgrid Excellent point. Get out on the pitch and show some leadership. Maybe this manager makes poor tactical choices, but the players should at least play better until the substitutions happen.

    • @SirAdrian87
      @SirAdrian87 2 місяці тому +1

      They wouldn't have a chance without Southgate either.

  • @COYS_editz1
    @COYS_editz1 2 місяці тому +639

    No clear plan except for sit back and defend a 1 goal lead smh. England have produced the worst games of the euros so far.

    • @BobbyWoody429
      @BobbyWoody429 2 місяці тому +46

      Albania have been more entertaining

    • @jc3858
      @jc3858 2 місяці тому +19

      Every team have played exciting football apart from England.

    • @Dave-bb3vy
      @Dave-bb3vy 2 місяці тому +2

      So older stuff played this way under Erickson

    • @ashwilliams4959
      @ashwilliams4959 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@BobbyWoody429better quality too

    • @riptideog8783
      @riptideog8783 2 місяці тому +11

      @@jc3858 france have been dead tbf besides kante

  • @Bloodclart.d1
    @Bloodclart.d1 2 місяці тому +650

    Cole Palmer getting 0 minutes is a joke

    • @BiggestChungus21
      @BiggestChungus21 2 місяці тому +45

      Lol. He wanted to give Saka a rest. Looked at Bowen and Palmer, and sat Palmer down lol

    • @Drsteelhammer937
      @Drsteelhammer937 2 місяці тому +16

      He's so overrated

    • @criticalhitseeker
      @criticalhitseeker 2 місяці тому +88

      @@Drsteelhammer937second in goals and assists in the PL last season. He deserves a few minutes on the pitch lol

    • @Drsteelhammer937
      @Drsteelhammer937 2 місяці тому +7

      @@criticalhitseeker I can nearly guarantee you he'll do nothing if he does get on the pitch

    • @imRehnzy
      @imRehnzy 2 місяці тому +12

      I wouldnt want to talk down on Bowen, he's an absolute gem of a player. But if you have to choose between the two, at least try Palmer against Slovenia instead and see what that does to the dynamic. Palmer is a gamechanger

  • @HamidKhan-jf4no
    @HamidKhan-jf4no 2 місяці тому +1344

    WE'RE GOING HOME WE'RE GOING HOME!

    • @hamsolo3775
      @hamsolo3775 2 місяці тому +49

      WE’RE GOING! WE ARE GOING HOME!

    • @niklasniedermaier3712
      @niklasniedermaier3712 2 місяці тому +14

      Wäre schön 😊

    • @StreetRider-iz7tg
      @StreetRider-iz7tg 2 місяці тому +5

      Wow!….how long did it take you to come up with that one?

    • @SeanBotha
      @SeanBotha 2 місяці тому

      Ten hag supporters should be used to it in fact want it after all the worst ever Pl finish deserve a new contract!

    • @hrodebrt
      @hrodebrt 2 місяці тому +5

      @@StreetRider-iz7tg This makes no sense, you are basically just insulting the people who came up with the actual saying and hopefully don't have to explain to you why that's not ideal for you

  • @matt94alexander32
    @matt94alexander32 2 місяці тому +166

    Southgate was on about not having a proper replacement for Kalvin Phillips but what he is really missing is Jordan Henderson tucking him in and reading bedtime stories.

    • @harrisonmonte-carlo8779
      @harrisonmonte-carlo8779 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @austingane4025
      @austingane4025 2 місяці тому +4

      And he’s having a strop because he’s had to leave the other Harry (his other half) at home, aggravated even further by the fact that his replacement has completely outperformed him already!

    • @benllewellyn1887
      @benllewellyn1887 2 місяці тому +2

      Wasn't expecting that last bit, 😂😂😂

    • @deetee4126
      @deetee4126 2 місяці тому

      Don't forget his card tricks

  • @childoffire8068
    @childoffire8068 2 місяці тому +360

    In German TV they said yesterday: we want England for the knockouts - big name and nothing behind it.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому

      Hope the Mannschaften shaft them.

    • @Inglese001
      @Inglese001 2 місяці тому +12

      Everyone wants to avoid Spain !

    • @kman33ful
      @kman33ful 2 місяці тому +14

      they should be careful what they wish for

    • @antby11
      @antby11 2 місяці тому +22

      Have the Germans forgot already what happened in the last Euros? England may not be playing well so far, but one good performance and they could easily batter Germany again.

    • @flix_hs3350
      @flix_hs3350 2 місяці тому +42

      ​@@antby11 You don't really think very far if you compare this German team to the one in 2021...

  • @michaelhoward088
    @michaelhoward088 2 місяці тому +19

    The disrespect on Trent is unreal! Was always going to be the scapegoat, he never had a chance.

  • @earnst5407
    @earnst5407 2 місяці тому +171

    Southgate genuinely looks rattled

    • @user-qx3eb2jx1p
      @user-qx3eb2jx1p 2 місяці тому +4

      genuinely rattled ? as opposed to the other kind . What a muppet .

    • @Khqra
      @Khqra 2 місяці тому

      ​@user-qx3eb2jx1p You're a moist melt that yaps too much. You've made multiple comments on this vid already. Get outside for once.

    • @anteep4900
      @anteep4900 2 місяці тому +6

      mate he looks baffled lmao

    • @chancellor3122
      @chancellor3122 2 місяці тому +5

      One would think that at some point in his life he would say fcuk it, I have nothing to lose, I am going gung ho from now on. But serial chokers don't have it in them.

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 2 місяці тому +3

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

  • @rodlayne8527
    @rodlayne8527 2 місяці тому +102

    Even Georgia is a better watch than England, period.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 2 місяці тому +5

      That pitch is dodgy, that ball bobbed up right at the end and that's why the player aired it.

    • @stephennewton2777
      @stephennewton2777 2 місяці тому +2

      That was a great game against Czech Republic - both sides looked like they wanted to score goals and win. What’s that all about?!

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 2 місяці тому +4

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

    • @vukaleksic1654
      @vukaleksic1654 2 місяці тому

      ​@@paulorganisation1Portugal, France? nothing spec its a weak groups, Germany the same,. OK Spain they have decent rivals.. Im sure England will win over Slovenia 2,3:0

    • @longballplease
      @longballplease 2 місяці тому

      Period? You on it?

  • @user-keepitreal420
    @user-keepitreal420 2 місяці тому +119

    Southgate's only power was his waistcoat. Now he isn't wearing them he is fully exposed. What a mug.

  • @garethdeere4822
    @garethdeere4822 2 місяці тому +53

    Im still more shocked anyone thinks Southgate and his team will win anything.

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 2 місяці тому +1

      Its a miracle how he still has a job

    • @sampreece
      @sampreece 2 місяці тому

      Because people have faith in the players, even if Southgate is hellbent on making them perform bang average.

  • @tonguelessghostofsin
    @tonguelessghostofsin 2 місяці тому +247

    Let's face it. The natural end of Southgate's cycle was the defeat to France in the World Cup. He had a chance to finally prove he could outwit a top nation and he failed. Now the only major positive of Southgate's reign (players not being burdened by fear) is over, so what is the point in him anymore? He has seemingly learned nothing tactically in his tenure

    • @Inglese001
      @Inglese001 2 місяці тому +21

      I think he’ll resign, rather than be fired. I’d give the job to Klopp. He’s tactically astute, good motivator, lived in England for years. At least with him, we won’t die wonder if they team could have won with a better coach.

    • @starplatinum7836
      @starplatinum7836 2 місяці тому +8

      Not defending Southgate here but that France game was out of his hands with the decisions that went against us and we did arguably keep up with them

    • @nc3music920
      @nc3music920 2 місяці тому +9

      I think he should have gone after the world cup before that. The defeat to croatia was abysmal and that exact same performance was repeated two years later against italy

    • @Globaldave1970
      @Globaldave1970 2 місяці тому +1

      That sums it up.

    • @cvnavalew3
      @cvnavalew3 2 місяці тому

      @@Inglese001”I’d give the job to Klopp” the level of absolute delusion of you Brits is seriously comical 😂😂

  • @ShowMeYourPotato
    @ShowMeYourPotato 2 місяці тому +69

    Imagine being a midfielder like Mainoo and Gallagher and hearing your manager say that about Phillips. We have nobody like that so that's why we aren't better? I would be pissed

    • @fatbelly27
      @fatbelly27 2 місяці тому +5

      Also that you're so bad I'm trying a failed right back in your position

    • @daniellemons23
      @daniellemons23 2 місяці тому +5

      @@fatbelly27failed right back who has won everything there is to win at club level?

    • @BenzBarkz
      @BenzBarkz 2 місяці тому +6

      @@daniellemons23most dribbled past defenders in top 5 leagues last season, ye he’s a failed rb because it’s clear he doesn’t belong there

    • @sampreece
      @sampreece 2 місяці тому

      @@BenzBarkzCherry picking arguments and missing the root of the issue.

  • @JamesStonley
    @JamesStonley 2 місяці тому +419

    Another golden generation going to waste.

    • @BillTheButcher95
      @BillTheButcher95 2 місяці тому +52

      Every tournament since 1966 you lot say you have a golden generation lol

    • @SonnyMcMinnis
      @SonnyMcMinnis 2 місяці тому

      Facts

    • @joeyloll
      @joeyloll 2 місяці тому

      It's not difficult to see we have a great squad lol ​@@BillTheButcher95

    • @nobchopper9728
      @nobchopper9728 2 місяці тому +103

      @@james.butler.premier league winners, champions league winners, player of the years, top goal scorers in the world, playing for some of the best teams in the world, but yeah this isn’t a golden generation 🤣

    • @TheWanderingWiltsman
      @TheWanderingWiltsman 2 місяці тому +12

      We couldn't win it with Gerrard and co...well never win it.

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit 2 місяці тому +82

    As a neutral viewer the 2 England games were amongst the 4 worst games of the tournament. You'll literally never see an England performance like yesterday's Belgium for example, they never stopped attacking no matter the score and no matter how many goals they get disallowed.

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 2 місяці тому +2

      England played alright against france in the last world cup tbf. That was when Southgate seemed to take the handbrake off a bit as his job was on the line but now he's just continued like nothing happened. I think this is partially the result of Southgate knowing no matter what happens, excuses will continue to be made to keep him in place, by the pundits, by the FA, by the non-performance side of the institution of english football who want a media-training, brand-friendly manager and are only concerned with optics.

    • @barryetheridge6639
      @barryetheridge6639 2 місяці тому +3

      We are not that good

    • @davidcjupp
      @davidcjupp 2 місяці тому

      @@ecaeas4439 Great point. He rolled the dice and lost in the France game, so probably puts that down to not being defensive enough. So he's reverted to type since and the result is what we've seen in the last 3 games. Instead, what he should have done is looked at the stats and the opposition and realised we played well and just lost to a better team. Someone has to win. I love Mark but sometimes he seems to forget there are other good teams in the tournament.

  • @sophie12388
    @sophie12388 2 місяці тому +152

    I saw yesterday that Southgate is the highest paid manager in the Euros. Earning £5m a year and for what…

    • @Methuselah-uy7bk
      @Methuselah-uy7bk 2 місяці тому +22

      He's a very well paid puppet

    • @sheenyheed
      @sheenyheed 2 місяці тому +23

      But we're the best knee takers and most woke team ever with our pride union jack 😂😂😂

    • @Dan-mm1yl
      @Dan-mm1yl 2 місяці тому +18

      Imagine getting 400k a month for a few friendlies and a competition every few years and still not getting it right with the style of football you want to play

    • @ddawson8069
      @ddawson8069 2 місяці тому +14

      i completely stopped supporting Southgate after he went totally woke. Yes a useful puppet.

    • @commando4481
      @commando4481 2 місяці тому +8

      Ive been saying this for years. He does the bare minimum so he cant be fired as the cash rolls in year by year at our expense. Hes a traitor.

  • @Need4skills
    @Need4skills 2 місяці тому +23

    Remember, the FA wants to extend Southgates contract.

  • @UTube-gs1yf
    @UTube-gs1yf 2 місяці тому +66

    Southgate wears a seatbelt in the cinema.

    • @as680783
      @as680783 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂Best one I've heard yet! Where's all the likes?

    • @TSOTL-0302
      @TSOTL-0302 2 місяці тому

      Southgate says "bless you" to someone who trumps.

  • @ak-0151
    @ak-0151 2 місяці тому +15

    England is the Tottenham of Europe.

    • @duncandunorlan9166
      @duncandunorlan9166 2 місяці тому +1

      Ha ha! I'm a lifelong Gooner and even I don't think the Spuds would be this bad if they had those players!

    • @Dandroid5000
      @Dandroid5000 2 місяці тому +1

      That's harsh on the Yids.........at least they play some entertaining football every now and then!

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 2 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@Dandroid5000gosh absolutely honest .
      The players are still interesting but the tactics and other things and overall the locker room mindset affects everyone.
      They need to attack more but keep defensive against big teams.

  • @armaan_7
    @armaan_7 2 місяці тому +74

    Those graphics on Sky Sports showing England's average positions in the 15 minutes they were leading says it all. Kane's average position was left back.

    • @steroe7965
      @steroe7965 2 місяці тому

      It starts in midfield. When the whole team sit back it has a knock on effect

    • @happyapple4269
      @happyapple4269 2 місяці тому

      its ridiculous him being that deep

    • @shu550
      @shu550 2 місяці тому +1

      @@steroe7965what a load of BS. Pressing and defending starts from the attack.

    • @karmaascendant3936
      @karmaascendant3936 2 місяці тому +1

      @@steroe7965the press immediately started breaking because Kane didn’t commit whilst Foden and Bellingham did so they passed out of it. So they could by pass them and get at Rice and Trent.

  • @Jim90117
    @Jim90117 2 місяці тому +18

    That Denmark game was crazy, we seemed to get worse and worse and worse as the game went on.

  • @theokara6320
    @theokara6320 2 місяці тому +115

    Pratgate OUT!!! 🗣

  • @bepsolo
    @bepsolo 2 місяці тому +8

    England are the biggest underachievers in the history of football

  • @Uwais_567
    @Uwais_567 2 місяці тому +246

    Southgate out
    goldbridge in

    • @MrGoldie1976
      @MrGoldie1976 2 місяці тому

      Don't talk stupid 😢

    • @akshay_9146
      @akshay_9146 2 місяці тому +4

      The difference is Goldbridge actually plays good football. If you see his team in the charity games they pass the ball around and attack.

    • @choke9270
      @choke9270 2 місяці тому +10

      @@akshay_9146not really the same thing though is it.
      Goldbridge couldn’t manage a Burger King. Let alone a football team.

    • @OfficialFA
      @OfficialFA 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@choke9270Couch coaches just scream at the TV... that's their place

  • @OllieMartinGamer
    @OllieMartinGamer 2 місяці тому +7

    I don't usually agree with Mark's takes but he's pretty much spot on here. Only thing he should of added was this is why Ben White didn't want to play for his country. Southgate.

  • @robstatonfootball
    @robstatonfootball 2 місяці тому +21

    Spot on. We are too comfortable and accepting of failure. Too many excuses.

  • @colloquialsoliloquy6391
    @colloquialsoliloquy6391 2 місяці тому +9

    England picking their best players again, not the RIGHT players

  • @kln_sleepy3710
    @kln_sleepy3710 2 місяці тому +202

    THEY ARE A JOKE

    • @shengyi1701
      @shengyi1701 2 місяці тому +1

      They are an absolute joke which Mark loves to always utter!

    • @playedout148
      @playedout148 2 місяці тому +3

      They need to run 3 cdm system. 😂

    • @loganmillington8044
      @loganmillington8044 2 місяці тому +1

      @@playedout148it’s genuinely bizarre

    • @stephennewton2777
      @stephennewton2777 2 місяці тому

      A joke is funny…

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 2 місяці тому +1

      @@stephennewton2777 Oh it's pretty funny if you're not English, believe me.

  • @thebiglad25
    @thebiglad25 2 місяці тому +10

    No other countries fans or media around the world carry on like this. England would probably play better with no fans or media around them.

    • @user-wy6ph4mn4y
      @user-wy6ph4mn4y 2 місяці тому

      I agree all this lot want to do is whinge instead of backing the team and probably most have never been to an England game

    • @kocahmet1
      @kocahmet1 2 місяці тому

      dont know. turkish fans and media going apeshtt on the team since 2 days.

  • @bye-72
    @bye-72 2 місяці тому +41

    I gave up in 1990 😂
    We haven’t got the winning mentality.

    • @bonglesnodkins329
      @bonglesnodkins329 2 місяці тому +2

      We played far better football in 1996 and 1998 than we did in 1990.

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 2 місяці тому +4

      @@bonglesnodkins329 Sure, but you didn't win, so he didn't miss anything by giving up in 1990.

    • @bonglesnodkins329
      @bonglesnodkins329 2 місяці тому

      @@TT-fq7pl I mean, sure, if you're stupid.

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TT-fq7pl its so shockin that even that golden generation didn't win gosh.

  • @underwrld_lynx13
    @underwrld_lynx13 2 місяці тому +54

    Romania 🇷🇴 have massively impressed me, and I feel they didn't deserve to lose against Belgium.

    • @akane_2247
      @akane_2247 2 місяці тому +1

      Facts

    • @Gehinomlezvuvim
      @Gehinomlezvuvim 2 місяці тому

      Literally arsenal s player Trossard lost 3 chances alone...

    • @nyavoradjei8919
      @nyavoradjei8919 2 місяці тому +1

      it was one of them games that could have finished 0-0, 5-0 to either team, 4-2, literally it could have finished in any score line possible and it would have felt deserved for the winner. it was a great great game to watch.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 2 місяці тому

      They are compact, that team is a small pool, the lads have been playing since 14 15 without any change, well coached, less pressure, each player knows each others moves, England are still going with walker and tripper when in reality Trent should have built himself up to comfort in that position, look at ghehi, mguire who, Trent should be doing a Liverpool like he does every 3 days for Liverpool 😊

    • @lebomakhubedu6376
      @lebomakhubedu6376 2 місяці тому

      they been my dark horse tbf

  • @jordizee
    @jordizee 2 місяці тому +88

    My money is Southgate playing the exactly same team because he's 💩.

    • @LINTON1985
      @LINTON1985 2 місяці тому +7

      I believe he will just replace trent with Gallagher

  • @kyle7092
    @kyle7092 2 місяці тому +14

    Imagine being English fans having all these great players but having Southgate as a coach. Lmao I’d frustrated af.

  • @EyeofHorrors2
    @EyeofHorrors2 2 місяці тому +19

    Southgate missed his pen in 96 because he took too long looking both ways before he crossed his fingers and hit it!

  • @DarthValificent
    @DarthValificent 2 місяці тому +4

    The FA have always been a complete incompetent joke. They appoint Graham Taylor. Fails at Euro 92. Keep him in post and we don't qualify for WC 94. Bring Venables in resulting in SF at Euro 96. Restores momentum. Squad love him. All looking great for WC 98. What does the FA do? They don't renew his contract and bring Hoddle in (along with Eileen Drewery). Momentum lost. WC 98 a failure - out 2nd round. Apparently they were worried about the bad publicity that Venables was having with Sugar over Spurs. As for Hoddle - he says disabled people is bad karma and resigns in absolute disgrace. Well done FA you are a class act. Still you 'got your man' with Steve Mclaren.....

    • @nosherz
      @nosherz 2 місяці тому

      And who could forget Roy hodgsons pathetic negativity in the 2016 euros, treating Iceland like they were a combined Brazil/Argentina all stars side.

  • @TheLateral18
    @TheLateral18 2 місяці тому +42

    How does southgate still has a job..
    I want to be that bad at my job and be overpaid and keep it

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому +5

      His mates. That's how. English nepotism.

    • @mehmetvursavas5922
      @mehmetvursavas5922 2 місяці тому +2

      8 years

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 2 місяці тому

      He says the right things, he's brand-friendly and politically beige and non-controversial. The performance side of things which is what matters takes a backseat to all of these things.

    • @spinynormanbest6410
      @spinynormanbest6410 2 місяці тому

      If you work for the council you probably are 😉😉

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 2 місяці тому

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

  • @peterefford
    @peterefford 2 місяці тому +8

    And what no one else is mentioning is the fact he is the highest paid manager at the euros!!

  • @DM00SE
    @DM00SE 2 місяці тому +28

    I've been seeing the same crap since 1986. Nothing ever changes.

  • @8563robbie
    @8563robbie 2 місяці тому +6

    The imbalance is founded on a left back who can't use his left foot. This is saying that England cannot find a left footed player of sufficient ability to operate at left back. Now that is embarrassing

    • @harrygonn934
      @harrygonn934 2 місяці тому

      Trippier at left is definitely not working and I don’t know why Southgate is doing that but the fact there are so many more options shows how bad Southgate is. He could put colwill, who left footed and has played as a defensive full back for Chelsea so then we can maybe play stones going’s I not midfield next to rice or even play Trent for walker as an attacking right back, both of those sound better than trippier as a left wingback

  • @Britinsweden
    @Britinsweden 2 місяці тому +27

    We ain’t going to change. If anyone thinks Southgate will all of a sudden change the tactics then you are deluded. He hasn’t changed since he got the job as England manager.
    Oh and if we beat Slovenia playing amazing DO NOT BE FOOLED! Still be the same tactics against better teams.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому

      Good.

    • @andyjm7122
      @andyjm7122 2 місяці тому +5

      Been saying the same thing too. The media gaslighting is vile.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 2 місяці тому

      2020 lockdown saved him,

  • @mehmetvursavas5922
    @mehmetvursavas5922 2 місяці тому +6

    No trophies while Kane and Southgate are here

  • @GrantellisEsq
    @GrantellisEsq 2 місяці тому +36

    Look at what happens when Trent is on the ball. No movement, all players facing him, no one making runs. Wonder why he's 'not doing well'.

    • @leemccccccc999
      @leemccccccc999 2 місяці тому +1

      Trent maguire is massively over rated he shouldn’t even be in the squad

    • @distantant
      @distantant 2 місяці тому +14

      And he is getting played out of position. If you blame him, you are just an idiot really. An awful setup where he rarely can find any runs to pass into and he isn't played properly. like I said at the beginning of the tournament, why bring a tool you have no idea how to operate?

    • @Lia_YTfriends
      @Lia_YTfriends 2 місяці тому

      like you. nothing. waste of space
      ​@@leemccccccc999

    • @waynehardiman5443
      @waynehardiman5443 2 місяці тому

      Trent over rated lol bloke you’re a plonker and maguire never let us down and he’s had a rough year for United simple not England but welldone for bringing his name. Into he’s not even in the squad your a laugh 😂

  • @tinamurphy3070
    @tinamurphy3070 2 місяці тому +7

    Everybody using Trent as the scape goat yet he has not been the worst player in any of the games. He also played 53 minutes in the last game and had the best stats and created the most chances . We played worse when he came off. Pathetic

    • @DaveAtkinsonBlackdogdave
      @DaveAtkinsonBlackdogdave 2 місяці тому +3

      For 53 minutes he was looking for runners when he had the ball. There was none. He was taken off and the runners brought on..!! That's Southgate for you. Genius.....

  • @ChayseWhitmore
    @ChayseWhitmore 2 місяці тому +41

    Southgate takes a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps

    • @raabialol
      @raabialol 2 місяці тому +3

      lmaoo🤣
      i have one:- Southgate always takes a giant spoon to the superbowl

    • @Tibor860
      @Tibor860 2 місяці тому

      He shows the ruler to the English players to measure expectations 🤣🤣

  • @davidhughes1843
    @davidhughes1843 2 місяці тому +3

    The FA are not worried about the public opinion or England winning. All my 66 years of life they have just been worried about politics

  • @hrodebrt
    @hrodebrt 2 місяці тому +66

    Its been fun seeing Mark go from "its coming home regardless of manager" to "its still coming home" to now saying "it should still be coming home". I wonder what tomorrow will bring lol

    • @seyfehabteselase7579
      @seyfehabteselase7579 2 місяці тому +7

      How is it coming home when the driver is drunk

    • @swan-oq8qk
      @swan-oq8qk 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@seyfehabteselase7579The best analogy!! 👍

    • @adam.677
      @adam.677 2 місяці тому +5

      It's always the deluded Manchester United fans wearing an England top who think they will win EVERY competition 😂 mark is just a perfect example

    • @sheenyheed
      @sheenyheed 2 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@seyfehabteselase7579
      Gazza played his best football when he was drunk.
      Wokegate should neck a bottle of whisky every morning it might help😂😂😂

    • @Rick-of6gx
      @Rick-of6gx 2 місяці тому

      Lol that's Goldbridge. WHATAPRATPINKBOOTSIVEPLAYEDTHEGAMEBRIDGE!!!

  • @Jacob-fe4ms
    @Jacob-fe4ms 2 місяці тому +3

    Fans don't help overrating the squad each tournament when realistically we've only got 5/6 players that come under the "world class" bracket, then also got a squad of largely mediocre players to below average players, as well as a poor manager.

  • @diegolove173
    @diegolove173 2 місяці тому +41

    France mediocre ? They are in the group of death and been solid in defence and midfield if England was in that group they wouldve lost to Austria and Holland

    • @jeanclaude507
      @jeanclaude507 2 місяці тому +3

      true as a French i can say we are solid but the amount of shots we have missed was embarassing , we will wake up tho

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому +1

      I hope they go out immediately so my towns bus shelters can be left in peace for the rest of the summer.

    • @bogdanvorobei831
      @bogdanvorobei831 2 місяці тому +2

      0 scored goals after two games, what are you talking about?

    • @Franklin-q3l
      @Franklin-q3l 2 місяці тому

      They haven't been thier best and should have lost to holland so he ain't wrong

    • @dndZesty
      @dndZesty 2 місяці тому

      They're not in the group of death 💀 just admit France have been mediocre and 💩 the closest thing to the group of death is Spain, Italy, Albania and Croatia the france glazing is crazy

  • @johnmetcalfe7844
    @johnmetcalfe7844 2 місяці тому +1

    I just cannot put myself through this dire, crap they dish us up, no,no,no. The F A is not fit for purpose.,Mark you are soooo right🔕

  • @TheAdArchive
    @TheAdArchive 2 місяці тому +27

    Pattern of England at tournaments.
    Scrape through first game
    Frustrate fans in second
    Win the third emphatically like 3 or 4 nil.
    We all get our hopes up and think early tournament niggles are over.
    Win next game which reinforces the previous.
    Lots of Z-listers start posting on social that it is coming home.
    Get beat in next game because of some form of stupidity on coaching or playing side.
    Rinse and repeat for every tournament.
    The only people who don't realise this are the English.

    • @as680783
      @as680783 2 місяці тому +2

      WE realise more than anyone else mate. The media and pundits may not, but the fans all know how it ends.

    • @TheAdArchive
      @TheAdArchive 2 місяці тому

      @@as680783 it's called sarcasm dude. But equally the dumbasses who start saying it’s coming home in the knockout stage also contradict what you’re saying.

  • @akerfeldt4068
    @akerfeldt4068 2 місяці тому +1

    To be fair, Lineker and shearer have said it's tactical, and it's on Southgate.

  • @toohottyentertainment
    @toohottyentertainment 2 місяці тому +39

    “England are a joke” - 1 minute into the video… “it’s still coming home” 😂

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому

      A deluded nation filled with delusional people. They'll only self reflect about 4 days after they've failed to come home with anything worthwhile.

    • @PolishKuba459
      @PolishKuba459 2 місяці тому +7

      It's coming home indeed
      Not the trophy, but Southgate and his friends after the Round of 16 ;)

    • @franze4
      @franze4 2 місяці тому

      @@PolishKuba459*in the round of 16

    • @PolishKuba459
      @PolishKuba459 2 місяці тому

      @@franze4 well they can't fly home during the round of 16, can they? It must be after it's over

    • @franze4
      @franze4 2 місяці тому

      @@PolishKuba459 ö

  • @vakp799
    @vakp799 2 місяці тому +3

    We have been lucky that we only played Serbia and Denmark. If we would have played Spain,France or Germany we would have been trashed.

  • @dazzobear8451
    @dazzobear8451 2 місяці тому +12

    He took kalvin phillips to world cup and didint play him 😂

  • @nonnayoubuzinnes1669
    @nonnayoubuzinnes1669 2 місяці тому +2

    They're certainly giving me a good laugh😆😆

  • @austenjamesburness
    @austenjamesburness 2 місяці тому +18

    Bang on m8 it’s glaringly obvious to you me and the whole country Southgate is clueless. I was working in an elderly fella’s home yesterday and we got talking about England and Southgate his comment was pure gold. He said “if Gareth Southgate was on itv’s chase he would take the lower offer”. 😂

  • @obasaxy1
    @obasaxy1 2 місяці тому +30

    All the pundits do is twerk for Bellingham.

  • @filowey
    @filowey 2 місяці тому +102

    Best life decision, not supporting England

    • @User-ei7eo
      @User-ei7eo 2 місяці тому

      You chose not to support your country, congratulations..you’re a tit.

    • @user-ke1bf2zu5v
      @user-ke1bf2zu5v 2 місяці тому +32

      Shouldn't be an option if you're English.

    • @lukemiller7381
      @lukemiller7381 2 місяці тому

      @@user-ke1bf2zu5vtrust, isnt a choice

    • @mapinprasai80
      @mapinprasai80 2 місяці тому

      We are Netherlands

    • @swissadonis815
      @swissadonis815 2 місяці тому +3

      @@user-ke1bf2zu5vI’m glad I’m not. Switzerland don’t play good football either but f*cking hell what does Southgate do? 😂

  • @mellowado6184
    @mellowado6184 2 місяці тому +1

    It's an elaborate doublebluff. A southpaw tactic. They won't know what hit them.😂

  • @Thomas-zs5wt
    @Thomas-zs5wt 2 місяці тому +11

    you know its bad when i have backed southgate and defended him for years but even im sick of him now

    • @mikem9309
      @mikem9309 2 місяці тому

      Same.
      Blindingly obvious problems

  • @MrSteviesmozz
    @MrSteviesmozz 2 місяці тому +1

    The structure at the FA is the real problem, decades of hiring the wrong manager, sacking the right manager (Venables), This will obviously end in tears and months of soul searching will end with the blazers appointing another yes man prepared to conform and wear the FA blazer. Rinse and repeat.

  • @chrismcgregor272
    @chrismcgregor272 2 місяці тому +10

    England are like Utd.
    The FA haven't got a clue what they're doing.
    Southgate doesn't have a clue.
    The players get fed up with each other and the decent players just try to win games with individual moments, which dont work against well organised teams.

    • @barryetheridge6639
      @barryetheridge6639 2 місяці тому

      Well I'm glad you didn't say spurs

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 2 місяці тому

      Bellingham needs to go to David Beckham so he can make a call of Southgate says he wants to stay,

  • @Jùštmə
    @Jùštmə 2 місяці тому +1

    Bellingham walks on field , what energy are you talking about?!

  • @C74Mm
    @C74Mm 2 місяці тому +28

    I’ve been listening to you bringing it home every 2yrs since I was old enough to understand. The clown is running the circus 🤡

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 2 місяці тому +5

      Tune it out. It's words. There's so many snowflakes around who take issue with england hyping up their team. Why do you care so much? If England are a dud and unlikely to win anything, it doesn't matter all the same. It doesn't affect you in the slightest.

  • @allguitarplayersrule
    @allguitarplayersrule 2 місяці тому +1

    I did 2 tours in Dessert Storm been hit by snipper, stepped on a mine blew my left leg off but i didn't know pain until i watched England playing in the 2024' Euros..

  • @BebopCowboy_
    @BebopCowboy_ 2 місяці тому +16

    Football left home many many many years ago, it made a good life for itself and travelled the world, the last thing football wants to do is come home and live with his mum 😂

  • @treble20
    @treble20 2 місяці тому +2

    Neville, Shearer and Lineker have all failed to bring Southgate to account for years. We all know Southgate's MO. Scores a goal...parks the bus...and these fellas have been thinking he is the best thing since sliced bread. In his latest rant, Neville said that Southgate has been "exceptional". Has he been sniffing glue?

  • @TRUc972
    @TRUc972 2 місяці тому +8

    Wasn’t Southgate played as a CDM by Keegan due to his height. This led to Keegan being called tactically naive. So why isn’t he tactically naive playing Trent as a CDM

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 2 місяці тому +2

      Southgate has mates and Keegan didn't have that level of friends in the media.

    • @hyperprotagonist
      @hyperprotagonist 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JohnKobaRuddysource: trust me bro

  • @themagpie_1
    @themagpie_1 2 місяці тому +2

    imagine this squad with Klopp as the manager. it`d be genuinely exciting in and out of possession..

  • @christopherhodgkinson5948
    @christopherhodgkinson5948 2 місяці тому +40

    Just look at how England women play. If they lose its not for lack of trying to score goals.

    • @paulhynes170
      @paulhynes170 2 місяці тому +17

      But that’s non league level football

    • @sjsharp2007
      @sjsharp2007 2 місяці тому +1

      Exactl you rgirls hav enasiled i tthey'v ewon a championshhip whe nthe ywon their last Euro's and go tto th efinal of a World Cup yes they lost but they gave it everythin gthe yhad the boys ned to take note as the girls deserve a lot of credit for wha tthey've done on their side of the fence.

    • @JackJCW
      @JackJCW 2 місяці тому +8

      @@paulhynes170not even that

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@paulhynes170doesn't matter. The attitude is what matters. It's all or nothing. Southgate would rather draw every match provided that offers more safety than pushing the boat out and potentially losing.
      Wiegman doesn't make excuses when the team don't perform and she fixes what goes wrong. Southgate's response to every failure is "Well obviously we didn't play well enough and we'll need to take that into the next game", but this NEVER happens.

    • @pauthang2439
      @pauthang2439 2 місяці тому +1

      @@paulhynes170that’s even worse. Even “ a non league level” they have good tactic. They attack and not sit back!

  • @zekyumelabs4567
    @zekyumelabs4567 2 місяці тому +2

    this is the perfect unbiased analyse of England performance in the Euros. Good job Mark

  • @davethepitt
    @davethepitt 2 місяці тому +41

    Right team. Wrong manager.

    • @alzer6467
      @alzer6467 2 місяці тому +1

      What does that even mean? They don't even have the right team or the right manager. He left the best pacey wingers behind that Kane needs to play with.

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 2 місяці тому +2

      You know what? England been saying this for 60 years, especially in the last 30. And they never occurs to you guys that your expectations aren’t based in reality, they are based in the belief that the Premier League is the best league on earth. The only reason anybody thought they were favourites, was because of the collection of players they had, it had nothing to do with how those collection of players ever actually play, especially against big teams. So you set yourself up for failure.

    • @philipmorrison5284
      @philipmorrison5284 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alzer6467and he forgot to used a midfield 😅😂

  • @MtbAddict109
    @MtbAddict109 2 місяці тому +1

    Southgate is living in the past

  • @SwankSinatra007
    @SwankSinatra007 2 місяці тому +16

    Honestly was one of the few who thought it wasn’t coming home from the start 😂

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 2 місяці тому +2

      I was definitely skeptical after the final two friendlies. Four horrendous performances in row now

  • @Dan-mm1yl
    @Dan-mm1yl 2 місяці тому +4

    The players aren't the problem you can swap and change them until the cows come home
    If england don't sort out movement on and off the ball and the tempo they want to play at - doesn't matter who you pick to play

  • @Footballxsong16
    @Footballxsong16 2 місяці тому +20

    Portugal look very strong. If England dont beat slovenia then it could have a big mental impact on the team going into the last 16

    • @alistairsmith5389
      @alistairsmith5389 2 місяці тому +2

      Portugal will win it. I predicted it pre tournament.

    • @adwaitkale315
      @adwaitkale315 2 місяці тому

      They are stong offensive wise but they can be carved open in the defence when they face quality teams because they are completely open during defensive transition

    • @nixsine7620
      @nixsine7620 2 місяці тому

      portugal have players like bernardo silva running hard out at 90 mins, by the quarters there legs will be gone while england will have fresh ones

    • @adwaitkale315
      @adwaitkale315 2 місяці тому

      @@nixsine7620 dont worry. Many players will be rested for the game against Georgia

    • @alistairsmith5389
      @alistairsmith5389 2 місяці тому

      @@nixsine7620 not going to happen. Portugal will get stronger, England will get weaker. England players have weaker mentality too.

  • @garymaiano1008
    @garymaiano1008 2 місяці тому +2

    As an Italian who just watched his team be humiliated on a level never seen in international football, please relax a little with hammering England. We only wish we were as much as a joke as England. Spain didn't let us touch the ball for more than 30 seconds for 62 minutes.

  • @seanburn5729
    @seanburn5729 2 місяці тому +18

    Genuine question, why did he bring Luke shaw injured when chillwell was available at the end of the season?

    • @simonn2045
      @simonn2045 2 місяці тому +8

      Any fit left back is better than one that can't play. I love trippier as a toon fan but you need an actual left back for tournaments

    • @Hi-I-Queue
      @Hi-I-Queue 2 місяці тому +2

      Why not Livramento?

    • @simonn2045
      @simonn2045 2 місяці тому

      He's a right back too

  • @lewisbullock7526
    @lewisbullock7526 2 місяці тому +4

    sad thing is when he goes theyll give it another boring england manager

  • @LeaoK2
    @LeaoK2 2 місяці тому +6

    The England UA-cam channel is more consistent than Mark with day by day uploads but the football is horrendous

  • @joewright58
    @joewright58 2 місяці тому

    I can’t believe I have more or less just completely agreed with everything that Mark Goldbridge has said.

  • @alexbrown975
    @alexbrown975 2 місяці тому +9

    English footballers have a mentality problem. They always crumble when the heat is on and have been for decades now. We perform better when we are underdogs. I dont think the media help and entitled fans of big clubs dont help either. But culturally English football has a problem.

    • @JoBlakeLisbon
      @JoBlakeLisbon 2 місяці тому

      English culture in general has a problem.

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 2 місяці тому

      Indeed the mentality affects everyone on the pitch.
      But we've seen how good some of these players are with good managers .
      Foden with pep.
      Mainoos benched as well gosh .
      And palmer with chelsea?
      Its just so shocking why aren't they playing them.

    • @alexbrown975
      @alexbrown975 2 місяці тому

      @@glacousxx I think he was going to play Mainoo, then he had a stinker against Iceland. Palmer will get his chance, he's only just had a breakthrough season. Foden has had so many chances and unfortunately Bellingham plays in his preferred position. Our defence is ageing and broken ATM. Which is the real issue.

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 2 місяці тому

      @@alexbrown975 Spot on mate your the one who can see through this team like glass.
      So have you though about becoming a manager? 🥅⚽(England needs you )

  • @harrisonjoa
    @harrisonjoa 2 місяці тому +2

    Ben White saw it coming.

  • @DIN_A8
    @DIN_A8 2 місяці тому +36

    Austria is my dark horse winner … love to my Austria brothers and sisters from 🇩🇪

    • @childoffire8068
      @childoffire8068 2 місяці тому +5

      Danke Oida

    • @swan-oq8qk
      @swan-oq8qk 2 місяці тому +7

      I absolutely agree. Whay a well drilled team they are..

    • @andrewshiu5872
      @andrewshiu5872 2 місяці тому +2

      Raniack ball!

    • @TheLateral18
      @TheLateral18 2 місяці тому

      Mine is sweatzerland

    • @Casa43635
      @Casa43635 2 місяці тому +2

      Turkey is my dark horse winner. Love to my Turkish brothers and sisters from 🇸🇾 Syria.

  • @tonyrichardson2637
    @tonyrichardson2637 2 місяці тому +1

    Southgate is a genius, he is making England look bad to fool the opposition.

  • @liberatetutemeexinferis5902
    @liberatetutemeexinferis5902 2 місяці тому +2

    England is always over hyped. They promise much but deliver nothing. Just like Mexico. 🤪

  • @Tres784
    @Tres784 2 місяці тому +1

    Southgate's a bloke who would sanitise his hands after a shower.

  • @Sw4de
    @Sw4de 2 місяці тому +4

    As long as Southgate is manager we won’t win a thing

  • @bigfishbigpond
    @bigfishbigpond 2 місяці тому +1

    The overhyping all started in 1990 when we celebrated a semifinal loss with an open bus tour. Should have just kept quiet and just aimed to do better. Can't see us getting past the next round.
    Even starting to hope the jocks get through !

  • @VictorR12
    @VictorR12 2 місяці тому +3

    he's got them enjoying yoga more than kicking a ball

  • @TYLOTYLOTYLO
    @TYLOTYLOTYLO 2 місяці тому +1

    Rice has always had a partner and Kalvin phillips was good next to Rice. For england. Not for club.

  • @morten8586
    @morten8586 2 місяці тому +8

    As a german i agree. Southgate would be out if he was our trainer with his oudated tactics

  • @sampreece
    @sampreece 2 місяці тому +1

    Pure corruption.

  • @Muzzaa
    @Muzzaa 2 місяці тому +5

    We could still turn it around yet

    • @firstnamelastname-bu1xm
      @firstnamelastname-bu1xm 2 місяці тому

      actually a win and a draw is hardly bad going lol.. england just need a draw against arguably the weakest side in their group & they go through.

    • @BillTheButcher95
      @BillTheButcher95 2 місяці тому

      ​@firstnamelastname-bu1xm yeah then you have to play a real team, can't coast by win the easiest groups and draws forever

    • @joewhite22
      @joewhite22 2 місяці тому

      Unlikely because we wouldn't have the guts to get rid of Southgate mid-tournament.

    • @firstnamelastname-bu1xm
      @firstnamelastname-bu1xm 2 місяці тому

      @@BillTheButcher95 I suspect england win the last match, but a draw might be enough to top the group anyway

    • @Casian291
      @Casian291 2 місяці тому

      Imagine having one of the strongest squads and scrapping for draws and being satisfied with them

  • @honestpolitician6366
    @honestpolitician6366 2 місяці тому +1

    Southgate would wear a harness and a hard hat to climb the stairs

  • @shammy7042
    @shammy7042 2 місяці тому +34

    ENGLISH MEDIA ALWAYS OVERHYPED THEIR PLAYERS

    • @jamessharpcfc92
      @jamessharpcfc92 2 місяці тому +3

      You sir/lady are correct

    • @LewisBax
      @LewisBax 2 місяці тому +5

      It's Southgate not players

  • @Mide_05
    @Mide_05 2 місяці тому

    Well said Mark! I agree 💯, Let's hope he listens, implements and makes the changes.Its really thats simple.