ENGLAND ARE A JOKE!

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  • @philreed3983
    @philreed3983 7 місяців тому +2535

    southgate wears a life jacket in the bath

    • @Traumdeuters
      @Traumdeuters 7 місяців тому

      😅😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊j ijiu😊

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому +131

      Southgate uses a calculator for small sums.

    • @eXpressYourselfClips
      @eXpressYourselfClips 7 місяців тому +189

      Southgate wears a seat belt at the dinner table

    • @trevkay.
      @trevkay. 7 місяців тому +149

      Southgate claps when the plane lands

    • @sopronunciareglignocchi7255
      @sopronunciareglignocchi7255 7 місяців тому +99

      Southgate wears a bike helmet on his Peloton.

  • @betrthnu3413
    @betrthnu3413 7 місяців тому +217

    Southgate thinks attacking football is toxic masculinity.

  • @param2761
    @param2761 7 місяців тому +1852

    The only pundit who speaks sense about England is CESC FABREGAS. What a surprise

    • @obinna-m
      @obinna-m 7 місяців тому +119

      Fabregas is the goat

    • @james.butler.
      @james.butler. 7 місяців тому +111

      It was so cute when Rooney told him he watched clips of Fabregas to learn how to play with RvP

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому +77

      The English despise self reflection and self criticism.

    • @malpa2345
      @malpa2345 7 місяців тому +7

      It’s so true

    • @pr0newbie
      @pr0newbie 7 місяців тому +26

      @@JohnKobaRuddy That can be said of any nationality. I'd say the English actually aren't that bad.

  • @matt94alexander32
    @matt94alexander32 7 місяців тому +167

    Southgate was on about not having a proper replacement for Kalvin Phillips but what he is really missing is Jordan Henderson tucking him in and reading bedtime stories.

    • @harrisonmonte-carlo8779
      @harrisonmonte-carlo8779 7 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @austingane4025
      @austingane4025 7 місяців тому +4

      And he’s having a strop because he’s had to leave the other Harry (his other half) at home, aggravated even further by the fact that his replacement has completely outperformed him already!

    • @benllewellyn1887
      @benllewellyn1887 7 місяців тому +2

      Wasn't expecting that last bit, 😂😂😂

    • @deetee4126
      @deetee4126 7 місяців тому

      Don't forget his card tricks

  • @HamidKhan-jf4no
    @HamidKhan-jf4no 7 місяців тому +1339

    WE'RE GOING HOME WE'RE GOING HOME!

    • @hamsolo3775
      @hamsolo3775 7 місяців тому +49

      WE’RE GOING! WE ARE GOING HOME!

    • @niklasniedermaier3712
      @niklasniedermaier3712 7 місяців тому +14

      Wäre schön 😊

    • @SeanBotha
      @SeanBotha 7 місяців тому

      Ten hag supporters should be used to it in fact want it after all the worst ever Pl finish deserve a new contract!

    • @hrodebrt
      @hrodebrt 7 місяців тому +5

      @@StreetRider-iz7tg This makes no sense, you are basically just insulting the people who came up with the actual saying and hopefully don't have to explain to you why that's not ideal for you

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому +17

      ​@@StreetRider-iz7tganother upset deluded England fan

  • @russellthechemist8291
    @russellthechemist8291 7 місяців тому +415

    England have no chance of winning Euro 2024 with Gareth Southgate. It's that simple.

    • @alexanderliu9376
      @alexanderliu9376 7 місяців тому +23

      They would have a better chance with Peppa Pig's dad

    • @satheeskumarkandasamy9486
      @satheeskumarkandasamy9486 7 місяців тому

      @@alexanderliu9376lol

    • @yardgrid
      @yardgrid 7 місяців тому +3

      He doesn't play any more. International football players should be able to win a game regardless of what some suit said in a training session, no?

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 7 місяців тому +1

      @@yardgrid Excellent point. Get out on the pitch and show some leadership. Maybe this manager makes poor tactical choices, but the players should at least play better until the substitutions happen.

    • @SirAdrian87
      @SirAdrian87 7 місяців тому +1

      They wouldn't have a chance without Southgate either.

  • @COYS_editz1
    @COYS_editz1 7 місяців тому +636

    No clear plan except for sit back and defend a 1 goal lead smh. England have produced the worst games of the euros so far.

    • @BobbyWoody429
      @BobbyWoody429 7 місяців тому +44

      Albania have been more entertaining

    • @jc3858
      @jc3858 7 місяців тому +19

      Every team have played exciting football apart from England.

    • @Dave-bb3vy
      @Dave-bb3vy 7 місяців тому +2

      So older stuff played this way under Erickson

    • @ashwilliams4959
      @ashwilliams4959 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BobbyWoody429better quality too

    • @riptideog8783
      @riptideog8783 7 місяців тому +11

      @@jc3858 france have been dead tbf besides kante

  • @Bloodclart.d1
    @Bloodclart.d1 7 місяців тому +649

    Cole Palmer getting 0 minutes is a joke

    • @BiggestChungus21
      @BiggestChungus21 7 місяців тому +45

      Lol. He wanted to give Saka a rest. Looked at Bowen and Palmer, and sat Palmer down lol

    • @Drsteelhammer937
      @Drsteelhammer937 7 місяців тому +16

      He's so overrated

    • @criticalhitseeker
      @criticalhitseeker 7 місяців тому +87

      @@Drsteelhammer937second in goals and assists in the PL last season. He deserves a few minutes on the pitch lol

    • @Drsteelhammer937
      @Drsteelhammer937 7 місяців тому +7

      @@criticalhitseeker I can nearly guarantee you he'll do nothing if he does get on the pitch

    • @imRehnzy
      @imRehnzy 7 місяців тому +12

      I wouldnt want to talk down on Bowen, he's an absolute gem of a player. But if you have to choose between the two, at least try Palmer against Slovenia instead and see what that does to the dynamic. Palmer is a gamechanger

  • @childoffire8068
    @childoffire8068 7 місяців тому +358

    In German TV they said yesterday: we want England for the knockouts - big name and nothing behind it.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому

      Hope the Mannschaften shaft them.

    • @Inglese001
      @Inglese001 7 місяців тому +12

      Everyone wants to avoid Spain !

    • @kman33ful
      @kman33ful 7 місяців тому +14

      they should be careful what they wish for

    • @antby11
      @antby11 7 місяців тому +22

      Have the Germans forgot already what happened in the last Euros? England may not be playing well so far, but one good performance and they could easily batter Germany again.

    • @flix_hs3350
      @flix_hs3350 7 місяців тому +42

      ​@@antby11 You don't really think very far if you compare this German team to the one in 2021...

  • @ShowMeYourPotato
    @ShowMeYourPotato 7 місяців тому +70

    Imagine being a midfielder like Mainoo and Gallagher and hearing your manager say that about Phillips. We have nobody like that so that's why we aren't better? I would be pissed

    • @fatbelly27
      @fatbelly27 7 місяців тому +5

      Also that you're so bad I'm trying a failed right back in your position

    • @daniellemons23
      @daniellemons23 7 місяців тому +5

      @@fatbelly27failed right back who has won everything there is to win at club level?

    • @BenzBarkz
      @BenzBarkz 7 місяців тому +6

      @@daniellemons23most dribbled past defenders in top 5 leagues last season, ye he’s a failed rb because it’s clear he doesn’t belong there

    • @sampreece
      @sampreece 7 місяців тому

      @@BenzBarkzCherry picking arguments and missing the root of the issue.

  • @earnst5407
    @earnst5407 7 місяців тому +170

    Southgate genuinely looks rattled

    • @CraigWeir-q5v
      @CraigWeir-q5v 7 місяців тому +4

      genuinely rattled ? as opposed to the other kind . What a muppet .

    • @Khqra
      @Khqra 7 місяців тому

      ​@user-qx3eb2jx1p You're a moist melt that yaps too much. You've made multiple comments on this vid already. Get outside for once.

    • @anteep4900
      @anteep4900 7 місяців тому +6

      mate he looks baffled lmao

    • @chancellor3122
      @chancellor3122 7 місяців тому +5

      One would think that at some point in his life he would say fcuk it, I have nothing to lose, I am going gung ho from now on. But serial chokers don't have it in them.

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r 7 місяців тому +3

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

  • @rodlayne8527
    @rodlayne8527 7 місяців тому +102

    Even Georgia is a better watch than England, period.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 7 місяців тому +5

      That pitch is dodgy, that ball bobbed up right at the end and that's why the player aired it.

    • @stephennewton2777
      @stephennewton2777 7 місяців тому +2

      That was a great game against Czech Republic - both sides looked like they wanted to score goals and win. What’s that all about?!

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r 7 місяців тому +4

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

    • @vukaleksic1654
      @vukaleksic1654 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Rocky-w5rPortugal, France? nothing spec its a weak groups, Germany the same,. OK Spain they have decent rivals.. Im sure England will win over Slovenia 2,3:0

    • @longballplease
      @longballplease 7 місяців тому

      Period? You on it?

  • @tonguelessghostofsin
    @tonguelessghostofsin 7 місяців тому +244

    Let's face it. The natural end of Southgate's cycle was the defeat to France in the World Cup. He had a chance to finally prove he could outwit a top nation and he failed. Now the only major positive of Southgate's reign (players not being burdened by fear) is over, so what is the point in him anymore? He has seemingly learned nothing tactically in his tenure

    • @Inglese001
      @Inglese001 7 місяців тому +20

      I think he’ll resign, rather than be fired. I’d give the job to Klopp. He’s tactically astute, good motivator, lived in England for years. At least with him, we won’t die wonder if they team could have won with a better coach.

    • @starplatinum7836
      @starplatinum7836 7 місяців тому +8

      Not defending Southgate here but that France game was out of his hands with the decisions that went against us and we did arguably keep up with them

    • @nc3music920
      @nc3music920 7 місяців тому +9

      I think he should have gone after the world cup before that. The defeat to croatia was abysmal and that exact same performance was repeated two years later against italy

    • @Globaldave1970
      @Globaldave1970 7 місяців тому +1

      That sums it up.

    • @cvnavalew3
      @cvnavalew3 7 місяців тому

      @@Inglese001”I’d give the job to Klopp” the level of absolute delusion of you Brits is seriously comical 😂😂

  • @michaelhoward088
    @michaelhoward088 7 місяців тому +19

    The disrespect on Trent is unreal! Was always going to be the scapegoat, he never had a chance.

  • @sophie12388
    @sophie12388 7 місяців тому +151

    I saw yesterday that Southgate is the highest paid manager in the Euros. Earning £5m a year and for what…

    • @Methuselah-uy7bk
      @Methuselah-uy7bk 7 місяців тому +22

      He's a very well paid puppet

    • @sheenyheed
      @sheenyheed 7 місяців тому +23

      But we're the best knee takers and most woke team ever with our pride union jack 😂😂😂

    • @Dan-mm1yl
      @Dan-mm1yl 7 місяців тому +18

      Imagine getting 400k a month for a few friendlies and a competition every few years and still not getting it right with the style of football you want to play

    • @ddawson8069
      @ddawson8069 7 місяців тому +14

      i completely stopped supporting Southgate after he went totally woke. Yes a useful puppet.

    • @commando4481
      @commando4481 7 місяців тому +8

      Ive been saying this for years. He does the bare minimum so he cant be fired as the cash rolls in year by year at our expense. Hes a traitor.

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit 7 місяців тому +81

    As a neutral viewer the 2 England games were amongst the 4 worst games of the tournament. You'll literally never see an England performance like yesterday's Belgium for example, they never stopped attacking no matter the score and no matter how many goals they get disallowed.

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 7 місяців тому +2

      England played alright against france in the last world cup tbf. That was when Southgate seemed to take the handbrake off a bit as his job was on the line but now he's just continued like nothing happened. I think this is partially the result of Southgate knowing no matter what happens, excuses will continue to be made to keep him in place, by the pundits, by the FA, by the non-performance side of the institution of english football who want a media-training, brand-friendly manager and are only concerned with optics.

    • @barryetheridge6639
      @barryetheridge6639 7 місяців тому +3

      We are not that good

    • @davidcjupp
      @davidcjupp 7 місяців тому

      @@ecaeas4439 Great point. He rolled the dice and lost in the France game, so probably puts that down to not being defensive enough. So he's reverted to type since and the result is what we've seen in the last 3 games. Instead, what he should have done is looked at the stats and the opposition and realised we played well and just lost to a better team. Someone has to win. I love Mark but sometimes he seems to forget there are other good teams in the tournament.

  • @SuspectAccount
    @SuspectAccount 7 місяців тому +66

    Southgate wears a seatbelt in the cinema.

    • @as680783
      @as680783 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂Best one I've heard yet! Where's all the likes?

    • @TSOTL-0302
      @TSOTL-0302 7 місяців тому

      Southgate says "bless you" to someone who trumps.

  • @garethdeere4822
    @garethdeere4822 7 місяців тому +53

    Im still more shocked anyone thinks Southgate and his team will win anything.

    • @pbsuite
      @pbsuite 7 місяців тому +1

      Its a miracle how he still has a job

    • @sampreece
      @sampreece 7 місяців тому

      Because people have faith in the players, even if Southgate is hellbent on making them perform bang average.

  • @musikandotherstuff
    @musikandotherstuff 7 місяців тому +418

    Another golden generation going to waste.

    • @BillTheButcher95
      @BillTheButcher95 7 місяців тому +52

      Every tournament since 1966 you lot say you have a golden generation lol

    • @SonnyMcMinnis
      @SonnyMcMinnis 7 місяців тому

      Facts

    • @joeyloll
      @joeyloll 7 місяців тому

      It's not difficult to see we have a great squad lol ​@@BillTheButcher95

    • @MILLWALL-GEEZER
      @MILLWALL-GEEZER 7 місяців тому +102

      @@james.butler.premier league winners, champions league winners, player of the years, top goal scorers in the world, playing for some of the best teams in the world, but yeah this isn’t a golden generation 🤣

    • @TheWanderingWiltsman
      @TheWanderingWiltsman 7 місяців тому +12

      We couldn't win it with Gerrard and co...well never win it.

  • @Jim90117
    @Jim90117 7 місяців тому +18

    That Denmark game was crazy, we seemed to get worse and worse and worse as the game went on.

  • @user-keepitreal420
    @user-keepitreal420 7 місяців тому +117

    Southgate's only power was his waistcoat. Now he isn't wearing them he is fully exposed. What a mug.

  • @Need4skills
    @Need4skills 7 місяців тому +23

    Remember, the FA wants to extend Southgates contract.

  • @Uwais_567
    @Uwais_567 7 місяців тому +244

    Southgate out
    goldbridge in

    • @MrGoldie1976
      @MrGoldie1976 7 місяців тому

      Don't talk stupid 😢

    • @akshay_9146
      @akshay_9146 7 місяців тому +4

      The difference is Goldbridge actually plays good football. If you see his team in the charity games they pass the ball around and attack.

    • @choke9270
      @choke9270 7 місяців тому +10

      @@akshay_9146not really the same thing though is it.
      Goldbridge couldn’t manage a Burger King. Let alone a football team.

    • @OfficialFA
      @OfficialFA 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@choke9270Couch coaches just scream at the TV... that's their place

  • @ak-0151
    @ak-0151 7 місяців тому +15

    England is the Tottenham of Europe.

    • @duncandunorlan9166
      @duncandunorlan9166 7 місяців тому +1

      Ha ha! I'm a lifelong Gooner and even I don't think the Spuds would be this bad if they had those players!

    • @Dandroid5000
      @Dandroid5000 7 місяців тому +1

      That's harsh on the Yids.........at least they play some entertaining football every now and then!

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 7 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@Dandroid5000gosh absolutely honest .
      The players are still interesting but the tactics and other things and overall the locker room mindset affects everyone.
      They need to attack more but keep defensive against big teams.

  • @armaan_756
    @armaan_756 7 місяців тому +73

    Those graphics on Sky Sports showing England's average positions in the 15 minutes they were leading says it all. Kane's average position was left back.

    • @steroe7965
      @steroe7965 7 місяців тому

      It starts in midfield. When the whole team sit back it has a knock on effect

    • @happyapple4269
      @happyapple4269 7 місяців тому

      its ridiculous him being that deep

    • @shu550
      @shu550 7 місяців тому +1

      @@steroe7965what a load of BS. Pressing and defending starts from the attack.

    • @karmaascendant3936
      @karmaascendant3936 7 місяців тому +1

      @@steroe7965the press immediately started breaking because Kane didn’t commit whilst Foden and Bellingham did so they passed out of it. So they could by pass them and get at Rice and Trent.

  • @OllieMartinGamer
    @OllieMartinGamer 7 місяців тому +7

    I don't usually agree with Mark's takes but he's pretty much spot on here. Only thing he should of added was this is why Ben White didn't want to play for his country. Southgate.

  • @robstatonfootball
    @robstatonfootball 7 місяців тому +20

    Spot on. We are too comfortable and accepting of failure. Too many excuses.

  • @HumorVaults
    @HumorVaults 7 місяців тому +1

    Southgate wears a high vis to go in the loft

  • @theokara6320
    @theokara6320 7 місяців тому +114

    Pratgate OUT!!! 🗣

  • @johnmetcalfe7844
    @johnmetcalfe7844 7 місяців тому +1

    I just cannot put myself through this dire, crap they dish us up, no,no,no. The F A is not fit for purpose.,Mark you are soooo right🔕

  • @bye-72
    @bye-72 7 місяців тому +41

    I gave up in 1990 😂
    We haven’t got the winning mentality.

    • @bonglesnodkins329
      @bonglesnodkins329 7 місяців тому +2

      We played far better football in 1996 and 1998 than we did in 1990.

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 7 місяців тому +4

      @@bonglesnodkins329 Sure, but you didn't win, so he didn't miss anything by giving up in 1990.

    • @bonglesnodkins329
      @bonglesnodkins329 7 місяців тому

      @@TT-fq7pl I mean, sure, if you're stupid.

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 7 місяців тому

      ​@@TT-fq7pl its so shockin that even that golden generation didn't win gosh.

  • @andrewstimpson36
    @andrewstimpson36 7 місяців тому +3

    Totally agree with you and we can win with a simple change of tactics

  • @kln_sleepy3710
    @kln_sleepy3710 7 місяців тому +201

    THEY ARE A JOKE

    • @shengyi1701
      @shengyi1701 7 місяців тому +1

      They are an absolute joke which Mark loves to always utter!

    • @playedout148
      @playedout148 7 місяців тому +3

      They need to run 3 cdm system. 😂

    • @loganmillington8044
      @loganmillington8044 7 місяців тому +1

      @@playedout148it’s genuinely bizarre

    • @stephennewton2777
      @stephennewton2777 7 місяців тому

      A joke is funny…

    • @TT-fq7pl
      @TT-fq7pl 7 місяців тому +1

      @@stephennewton2777 Oh it's pretty funny if you're not English, believe me.

  • @sampreece
    @sampreece 7 місяців тому +1

    Pure corruption.

  • @EyeofHorrors2
    @EyeofHorrors2 7 місяців тому +19

    Southgate missed his pen in 96 because he took too long looking both ways before he crossed his fingers and hit it!

  • @thebiglad25
    @thebiglad25 7 місяців тому +10

    No other countries fans or media around the world carry on like this. England would probably play better with no fans or media around them.

    • @user-wy6ph4mn4y
      @user-wy6ph4mn4y 7 місяців тому

      I agree all this lot want to do is whinge instead of backing the team and probably most have never been to an England game

    • @kocahmet1
      @kocahmet1 7 місяців тому

      dont know. turkish fans and media going apeshtt on the team since 2 days.

  • @austenjamesburness
    @austenjamesburness 7 місяців тому +17

    Bang on m8 it’s glaringly obvious to you me and the whole country Southgate is clueless. I was working in an elderly fella’s home yesterday and we got talking about England and Southgate his comment was pure gold. He said “if Gareth Southgate was on itv’s chase he would take the lower offer”. 😂

  • @bepsolo
    @bepsolo 7 місяців тому +8

    England are the biggest underachievers in the history of football

  • @Britinsweden
    @Britinsweden 7 місяців тому +26

    We ain’t going to change. If anyone thinks Southgate will all of a sudden change the tactics then you are deluded. He hasn’t changed since he got the job as England manager.
    Oh and if we beat Slovenia playing amazing DO NOT BE FOOLED! Still be the same tactics against better teams.

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому

      Good.

    • @andy_J_11
      @andy_J_11 7 місяців тому +5

      Been saying the same thing too. The media gaslighting is vile.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 7 місяців тому

      2020 lockdown saved him,

  • @underwrld_lynx13
    @underwrld_lynx13 7 місяців тому +53

    Romania 🇷🇴 have massively impressed me, and I feel they didn't deserve to lose against Belgium.

    • @akane_2247
      @akane_2247 7 місяців тому +1

      Facts

    • @EmpireOfLEMBERG
      @EmpireOfLEMBERG 7 місяців тому

      Literally arsenal s player Trossard lost 3 chances alone...

    • @nyavoradjei8919
      @nyavoradjei8919 7 місяців тому +1

      it was one of them games that could have finished 0-0, 5-0 to either team, 4-2, literally it could have finished in any score line possible and it would have felt deserved for the winner. it was a great great game to watch.

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 7 місяців тому

      They are compact, that team is a small pool, the lads have been playing since 14 15 without any change, well coached, less pressure, each player knows each others moves, England are still going with walker and tripper when in reality Trent should have built himself up to comfort in that position, look at ghehi, mguire who, Trent should be doing a Liverpool like he does every 3 days for Liverpool 😊

    • @lebomakhubedu6376
      @lebomakhubedu6376 7 місяців тому

      they been my dark horse tbf

  • @GrantellisEsq
    @GrantellisEsq 7 місяців тому +34

    Look at what happens when Trent is on the ball. No movement, all players facing him, no one making runs. Wonder why he's 'not doing well'.

    • @leemccccccc999
      @leemccccccc999 7 місяців тому +1

      Trent maguire is massively over rated he shouldn’t even be in the squad

    • @distantant
      @distantant 7 місяців тому +14

      And he is getting played out of position. If you blame him, you are just an idiot really. An awful setup where he rarely can find any runs to pass into and he isn't played properly. like I said at the beginning of the tournament, why bring a tool you have no idea how to operate?

    • @Lia_YTfriends
      @Lia_YTfriends 7 місяців тому

      like you. nothing. waste of space
      ​@@leemccccccc999

    • @waynehardiman5443
      @waynehardiman5443 7 місяців тому

      Trent over rated lol bloke you’re a plonker and maguire never let us down and he’s had a rough year for United simple not England but welldone for bringing his name. Into he’s not even in the squad your a laugh 😂

  • @SuperFilthiest
    @SuperFilthiest 7 місяців тому +1

    Kyle walker said its not tactics..they just not thst good..well the starters

  • @TheLateral18
    @TheLateral18 7 місяців тому +40

    How does southgate still has a job..
    I want to be that bad at my job and be overpaid and keep it

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому +4

      His mates. That's how. English nepotism.

    • @mehmetvursavas5922
      @mehmetvursavas5922 7 місяців тому +2

      8 years

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 7 місяців тому

      He says the right things, he's brand-friendly and politically beige and non-controversial. The performance side of things which is what matters takes a backseat to all of these things.

    • @spinynormanbest6410
      @spinynormanbest6410 7 місяців тому

      If you work for the council you probably are 😉😉

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r 7 місяців тому

      England and dinosaur football. Watch apain, germany and even Portugal and see how their attacking players rotate and switch postions. Media and manager clueless.

  • @peterefford
    @peterefford 7 місяців тому +8

    And what no one else is mentioning is the fact he is the highest paid manager at the euros!!

  • @jordizee
    @jordizee 7 місяців тому +87

    My money is Southgate playing the exactly same team because he's 💩.

    • @LINTON1985
      @LINTON1985 7 місяців тому +7

      I believe he will just replace trent with Gallagher

  • @nonnayoubuzinnes1669
    @nonnayoubuzinnes1669 7 місяців тому +2

    They're certainly giving me a good laugh😆😆

  • @ChayseWhitmore
    @ChayseWhitmore 7 місяців тому +41

    Southgate takes a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps

    • @rabialol56
      @rabialol56 7 місяців тому +3

      lmaoo🤣
      i have one:- Southgate always takes a giant spoon to the superbowl

    • @Tibor860
      @Tibor860 7 місяців тому

      He shows the ruler to the English players to measure expectations 🤣🤣

  • @glacousxx
    @glacousxx 7 місяців тому

    Im not british but the talent being wasted is so devastating.
    England fans are so passionate its sad to see that the golden generations haven't been able to win what they deserve.
    And i agree its probably either gonna be Portugal,Germany or France .

  • @hrodebrt
    @hrodebrt 7 місяців тому +65

    Its been fun seeing Mark go from "its coming home regardless of manager" to "its still coming home" to now saying "it should still be coming home". I wonder what tomorrow will bring lol

    • @Certifiedwaterdrinker7492
      @Certifiedwaterdrinker7492 7 місяців тому +7

      How is it coming home when the driver is drunk

    • @swan-oq8qk
      @swan-oq8qk 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Certifiedwaterdrinker7492The best analogy!! 👍

    • @adam.677
      @adam.677 7 місяців тому +5

      It's always the deluded Manchester United fans wearing an England top who think they will win EVERY competition 😂 mark is just a perfect example

    • @sheenyheed
      @sheenyheed 7 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@Certifiedwaterdrinker7492
      Gazza played his best football when he was drunk.
      Wokegate should neck a bottle of whisky every morning it might help😂😂😂

    • @Rick-of6gx
      @Rick-of6gx 7 місяців тому

      Lol that's Goldbridge. WHATAPRATPINKBOOTSIVEPLAYEDTHEGAMEBRIDGE!!!

  • @MajkatieDzengis
    @MajkatieDzengis 7 місяців тому +1

    southgate wears a jacket when its hot outside

  • @c74mm
    @c74mm 7 місяців тому +26

    I’ve been listening to you bringing it home every 2yrs since I was old enough to understand. The clown is running the circus 🤡

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 7 місяців тому +5

      Tune it out. It's words. There's so many snowflakes around who take issue with england hyping up their team. Why do you care so much? If England are a dud and unlikely to win anything, it doesn't matter all the same. It doesn't affect you in the slightest.

  • @allguitarplayersrule
    @allguitarplayersrule 7 місяців тому +1

    I did 2 tours in Dessert Storm been hit by snipper, stepped on a mine blew my left leg off but i didn't know pain until i watched England playing in the 2024' Euros..

  • @DM00SE
    @DM00SE 7 місяців тому +27

    I've been seeing the same crap since 1986. Nothing ever changes.

  • @cooncheese2209
    @cooncheese2209 7 місяців тому +1

    Southgate would take the minus money option on The Chase

  • @TRUc972
    @TRUc972 7 місяців тому +8

    Wasn’t Southgate played as a CDM by Keegan due to his height. This led to Keegan being called tactically naive. So why isn’t he tactically naive playing Trent as a CDM

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому +2

      Southgate has mates and Keegan didn't have that level of friends in the media.

    • @hyperprotagonist
      @hyperprotagonist 7 місяців тому +1

      @@JohnKobaRuddysource: trust me bro

  • @8563robbie
    @8563robbie 7 місяців тому +6

    The imbalance is founded on a left back who can't use his left foot. This is saying that England cannot find a left footed player of sufficient ability to operate at left back. Now that is embarrassing

    • @harrygonn934
      @harrygonn934 7 місяців тому

      Trippier at left is definitely not working and I don’t know why Southgate is doing that but the fact there are so many more options shows how bad Southgate is. He could put colwill, who left footed and has played as a defensive full back for Chelsea so then we can maybe play stones going’s I not midfield next to rice or even play Trent for walker as an attacking right back, both of those sound better than trippier as a left wingback

  • @chrismcgregor272
    @chrismcgregor272 7 місяців тому +10

    England are like Utd.
    The FA haven't got a clue what they're doing.
    Southgate doesn't have a clue.
    The players get fed up with each other and the decent players just try to win games with individual moments, which dont work against well organised teams.

    • @barryetheridge6639
      @barryetheridge6639 7 місяців тому

      Well I'm glad you didn't say spurs

    • @shazanali692
      @shazanali692 7 місяців тому

      Bellingham needs to go to David Beckham so he can make a call of Southgate says he wants to stay,

  • @colloquialsoliloquy6391
    @colloquialsoliloquy6391 7 місяців тому +9

    England picking their best players again, not the RIGHT players

  • @TheAdArchive
    @TheAdArchive 7 місяців тому +26

    Pattern of England at tournaments.
    Scrape through first game
    Frustrate fans in second
    Win the third emphatically like 3 or 4 nil.
    We all get our hopes up and think early tournament niggles are over.
    Win next game which reinforces the previous.
    Lots of Z-listers start posting on social that it is coming home.
    Get beat in next game because of some form of stupidity on coaching or playing side.
    Rinse and repeat for every tournament.
    The only people who don't realise this are the English.

    • @as680783
      @as680783 7 місяців тому +2

      WE realise more than anyone else mate. The media and pundits may not, but the fans all know how it ends.

    • @TheAdArchive
      @TheAdArchive 7 місяців тому

      @@as680783 it's called sarcasm dude. But equally the dumbasses who start saying it’s coming home in the knockout stage also contradict what you’re saying.

  • @HonestWatchReviewsHWR
    @HonestWatchReviewsHWR 7 місяців тому +1

    We've got the talent... He just needs to take off the shackles and let them show it. I'd rather we go out all gun's blazing than go out with a whimper, thinking what if.

  • @Thomas-zs5wt
    @Thomas-zs5wt 7 місяців тому +11

    you know its bad when i have backed southgate and defended him for years but even im sick of him now

    • @mikem9309
      @mikem9309 7 місяців тому

      Same.
      Blindingly obvious problems

  • @Mide_05
    @Mide_05 7 місяців тому

    Well said Mark! I agree 💯, Let's hope he listens, implements and makes the changes.Its really thats simple.

  • @kyle7092
    @kyle7092 7 місяців тому +14

    Imagine being English fans having all these great players but having Southgate as a coach. Lmao I’d frustrated af.

  • @tanzieification
    @tanzieification 7 місяців тому

    Germany with the quality they have and the home support for me are favourites

  • @mehmetvursavas5922
    @mehmetvursavas5922 7 місяців тому +6

    No trophies while Kane and Southgate are here

  • @juancarlosmolina6190
    @juancarlosmolina6190 7 місяців тому +1

    Inglaterra necesita a Marcelo Bielsa de coach

  • @davidhughes1843
    @davidhughes1843 7 місяців тому +3

    The FA are not worried about the public opinion or England winning. All my 66 years of life they have just been worried about politics

  • @ajmolabedin5739
    @ajmolabedin5739 7 місяців тому +1

    That means that, as things stand, England would play Austria in the last 16. Things get a little bit tastier if England finish second in their group. That would mean they would almost certainly face tournament hosts Germany in Dortmund, assuming Julian Nagelsmann's side get a result against the Swiss

  • @Dan-mm1yl
    @Dan-mm1yl 7 місяців тому +4

    The players aren't the problem you can swap and change them until the cows come home
    If england don't sort out movement on and off the ball and the tempo they want to play at - doesn't matter who you pick to play

  • @Jacob-fe4ms
    @Jacob-fe4ms 7 місяців тому +3

    Fans don't help overrating the squad each tournament when realistically we've only got 5/6 players that come under the "world class" bracket, then also got a squad of largely mediocre players to below average players, as well as a poor manager.

  • @DarthValificent
    @DarthValificent 7 місяців тому +4

    The FA have always been a complete incompetent joke. They appoint Graham Taylor. Fails at Euro 92. Keep him in post and we don't qualify for WC 94. Bring Venables in resulting in SF at Euro 96. Restores momentum. Squad love him. All looking great for WC 98. What does the FA do? They don't renew his contract and bring Hoddle in (along with Eileen Drewery). Momentum lost. WC 98 a failure - out 2nd round. Apparently they were worried about the bad publicity that Venables was having with Sugar over Spurs. As for Hoddle - he says disabled people is bad karma and resigns in absolute disgrace. Well done FA you are a class act. Still you 'got your man' with Steve Mclaren.....

    • @nosher_4114
      @nosher_4114 7 місяців тому

      And who could forget Roy hodgsons pathetic negativity in the 2016 euros, treating Iceland like they were a combined Brazil/Argentina all stars side.

  • @scott7274
    @scott7274 7 місяців тому +1

    Argentina wouldn't lower their standards as we do

  • @diegolove173
    @diegolove173 7 місяців тому +39

    France mediocre ? They are in the group of death and been solid in defence and midfield if England was in that group they wouldve lost to Austria and Holland

    • @jeanclaude507
      @jeanclaude507 7 місяців тому +3

      true as a French i can say we are solid but the amount of shots we have missed was embarassing , we will wake up tho

    • @JohnKobaRuddy
      @JohnKobaRuddy 7 місяців тому +1

      I hope they go out immediately so my towns bus shelters can be left in peace for the rest of the summer.

    • @bogdanvorobei831
      @bogdanvorobei831 7 місяців тому +1

      0 scored goals after two games, what are you talking about?

    • @Doma-o2x
      @Doma-o2x 7 місяців тому

      They haven't been thier best and should have lost to holland so he ain't wrong

    • @dndZesty
      @dndZesty 7 місяців тому

      They're not in the group of death 💀 just admit France have been mediocre and 💩 the closest thing to the group of death is Spain, Italy, Albania and Croatia the france glazing is crazy

  • @PJ-hl6eu
    @PJ-hl6eu 7 місяців тому

    Absolutely mark. The other thing is too push up the midfield, we play 25m too deep.

  • @davethepitt
    @davethepitt 7 місяців тому +41

    Right team. Wrong manager.

    • @alzer6467
      @alzer6467 7 місяців тому +1

      What does that even mean? They don't even have the right team or the right manager. He left the best pacey wingers behind that Kane needs to play with.

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 7 місяців тому +2

      You know what? England been saying this for 60 years, especially in the last 30. And they never occurs to you guys that your expectations aren’t based in reality, they are based in the belief that the Premier League is the best league on earth. The only reason anybody thought they were favourites, was because of the collection of players they had, it had nothing to do with how those collection of players ever actually play, especially against big teams. So you set yourself up for failure.

    • @philipmorrison5284
      @philipmorrison5284 7 місяців тому

      ​@@alzer6467and he forgot to used a midfield 😅😂

  • @dazzobear8451
    @dazzobear8451 7 місяців тому +12

    He took kalvin phillips to world cup and didint play him 😂

  • @filowey
    @filowey 7 місяців тому +101

    Best life decision, not supporting England

    • @User-ei7eo
      @User-ei7eo 7 місяців тому

      You chose not to support your country, congratulations..you’re a tit.

    • @richardhopkins-b9h
      @richardhopkins-b9h 7 місяців тому +32

      Shouldn't be an option if you're English.

    • @lukemiller7381
      @lukemiller7381 7 місяців тому

      @@richardhopkins-b9htrust, isnt a choice

    • @mapinprasai80
      @mapinprasai80 7 місяців тому

      We are Netherlands

    • @swissadonis815
      @swissadonis815 7 місяців тому +3

      @@richardhopkins-b9hI’m glad I’m not. Switzerland don’t play good football either but f*cking hell what does Southgate do? 😂

  • @Tres784
    @Tres784 7 місяців тому +1

    Southgate's a bloke who would sanitise his hands after a shower.

  • @tinamurphy3070
    @tinamurphy3070 7 місяців тому +7

    Everybody using Trent as the scape goat yet he has not been the worst player in any of the games. He also played 53 minutes in the last game and had the best stats and created the most chances . We played worse when he came off. Pathetic

    • @DaveAtkinsonBlackdogdave
      @DaveAtkinsonBlackdogdave 7 місяців тому +3

      For 53 minutes he was looking for runners when he had the ball. There was none. He was taken off and the runners brought on..!! That's Southgate for you. Genius.....

  • @akerfeldt4068
    @akerfeldt4068 7 місяців тому +1

    To be fair, Lineker and shearer have said it's tactical, and it's on Southgate.

  • @liberatetutemeexinferis5902
    @liberatetutemeexinferis5902 7 місяців тому +3

    England is always over hyped. They promise much but deliver nothing. Just like Mexico. 🤪

  • @ronaldworth4146
    @ronaldworth4146 7 місяців тому

    Cascarino a disgrace Bragging he out the ball in the English net . He’s English should explain his reasons??

  • @seanburn5729
    @seanburn5729 7 місяців тому +18

    Genuine question, why did he bring Luke shaw injured when chillwell was available at the end of the season?

    • @simonn2045
      @simonn2045 7 місяців тому +8

      Any fit left back is better than one that can't play. I love trippier as a toon fan but you need an actual left back for tournaments

    • @Hi-I-Queue
      @Hi-I-Queue 7 місяців тому +2

      Why not Livramento?

    • @simonn2045
      @simonn2045 7 місяців тому

      He's a right back too

  • @thatJAWNraps
    @thatJAWNraps 7 місяців тому +1

    he's tryna recreate Greece '04 tactics but that was a one off smdh

  • @VictorR12
    @VictorR12 7 місяців тому +3

    he's got them enjoying yoga more than kicking a ball

  • @MrSteviesmozz
    @MrSteviesmozz 7 місяців тому +1

    The structure at the FA is the real problem, decades of hiring the wrong manager, sacking the right manager (Venables), This will obviously end in tears and months of soul searching will end with the blazers appointing another yes man prepared to conform and wear the FA blazer. Rinse and repeat.

  • @christopherhodgkinson5948
    @christopherhodgkinson5948 7 місяців тому +39

    Just look at how England women play. If they lose its not for lack of trying to score goals.

    • @paulhynes170
      @paulhynes170 7 місяців тому +17

      But that’s non league level football

    • @sjsharp2007
      @sjsharp2007 7 місяців тому +1

      Exactl you rgirls hav enasiled i tthey'v ewon a championshhip whe nthe ywon their last Euro's and go tto th efinal of a World Cup yes they lost but they gave it everythin gthe yhad the boys ned to take note as the girls deserve a lot of credit for wha tthey've done on their side of the fence.

    • @JackJCW
      @JackJCW 7 місяців тому +8

      @@paulhynes170not even that

    • @ecaeas4439
      @ecaeas4439 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@paulhynes170doesn't matter. The attitude is what matters. It's all or nothing. Southgate would rather draw every match provided that offers more safety than pushing the boat out and potentially losing.
      Wiegman doesn't make excuses when the team don't perform and she fixes what goes wrong. Southgate's response to every failure is "Well obviously we didn't play well enough and we'll need to take that into the next game", but this NEVER happens.

    • @pauthang2439
      @pauthang2439 7 місяців тому +1

      @@paulhynes170that’s even worse. Even “ a non league level” they have good tactic. They attack and not sit back!

  • @Mirakxd
    @Mirakxd 7 місяців тому +1

    this is just like Germany 2022

  • @lewisbullock7526
    @lewisbullock7526 7 місяців тому +4

    sad thing is when he goes theyll give it another boring england manager

  • @garinthomas2346
    @garinthomas2346 7 місяців тому +1

    Southgate wears sun cream in the winter

  • @spencer2721
    @spencer2721 7 місяців тому +3

    Southgate is actually more scared of losing than he is actually trying to win! He was lucky at the last Euros as the players were all on form and the crowd helped, but should have won it really. I just can’t see how he doesn’t see it, we have so many good players. I think the manager needs to see a sports psychologist to help with his fear of losing! It is embarrassing

  • @zekyumelabs4567
    @zekyumelabs4567 7 місяців тому +2

    this is the perfect unbiased analyse of England performance in the Euros. Good job Mark

  • @vakp799
    @vakp799 7 місяців тому +3

    We have been lucky that we only played Serbia and Denmark. If we would have played Spain,France or Germany we would have been trashed.

  • @MOHD_SAIFUL_ISLAM_AKASH
    @MOHD_SAIFUL_ISLAM_AKASH 7 місяців тому +1

    Three Lions ❌
    Three Kittens ✔️

  • @DIN_A8
    @DIN_A8 7 місяців тому +34

    Austria is my dark horse winner … love to my Austria brothers and sisters from 🇩🇪

    • @childoffire8068
      @childoffire8068 7 місяців тому +5

      Danke Oida

    • @swan-oq8qk
      @swan-oq8qk 7 місяців тому +7

      I absolutely agree. Whay a well drilled team they are..

    • @andrewshiu5872
      @andrewshiu5872 7 місяців тому +2

      Raniack ball!

    • @TheLateral18
      @TheLateral18 7 місяців тому

      Mine is sweatzerland

    • @Casa43635
      @Casa43635 7 місяців тому +2

      Turkey is my dark horse winner. Love to my Turkish brothers and sisters from 🇸🇾 Syria.

  • @paulburgess2967
    @paulburgess2967 7 місяців тому +1

    England's going home with SFA as it always does .

  • @Sw4de
    @Sw4de 7 місяців тому +4

    As long as Southgate is manager we won’t win a thing

  • @bigfishbigpond
    @bigfishbigpond 7 місяців тому +1

    The overhyping all started in 1990 when we celebrated a semifinal loss with an open bus tour. Should have just kept quiet and just aimed to do better. Can't see us getting past the next round.
    Even starting to hope the jocks get through !

  • @BebopCowboy_
    @BebopCowboy_ 7 місяців тому +14

    Football left home many many many years ago, it made a good life for itself and travelled the world, the last thing football wants to do is come home and live with his mum 😂

  • @DanFields-y7b
    @DanFields-y7b 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank god Mark.... exactly what I been saying from start of tournament