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  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel Рік тому +559

    The opening of this movie had strip club scenes followed by Seagal sitting in a chair telling the audience he's the bestest, most special person ever. They should have just rolled the credits two minutes in, this movie checked all the Seagal boxes.

    • @RR_theproahole
      @RR_theproahole Рік тому +27

      That would still be watchable and if it's a Seagal movie, he makes 100% sure it's unwatchable and that's why he can't take risks as his reputation is on the stake.

    • @marshaljedcooper7402
      @marshaljedcooper7402 Рік тому +26

      It still requires sit fighting

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +53

      You're a goddamn genius.

    • @nunosantos00
      @nunosantos00 Рік тому

      Something is wrong here...
      Where is the shitty voice dub?
      It became standard a couple of years ago.

    • @ifv2089
      @ifv2089 Рік тому +1

      Seagal's ghost will be found in a strip club

  • @mrSWEETlfs
    @mrSWEETlfs Рік тому +368

    Seagal never disappoints to disappoint.

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 Рік тому +4

      @@monoremu3200 Your comment doesn't make no sense

    • @nartdarym4237
      @nartdarym4237 Рік тому

      Whaaat my brain is hurts😂

    • @markiv2942
      @markiv2942 Рік тому +1

      OH yes, you came up with newest movie title "Never disappoint to disappoint"

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 Рік тому

      Disappointing comment

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 Рік тому

      That would imply that you have high expectations for Seagal, and that says more about you 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @ravendark_7250
    @ravendark_7250 Рік тому +282

    We are all watching Segal snatch all of Jason's birthdays. One "movie" at a time.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +66

      He's killing me and he doesn't even know it.

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 Рік тому +13

      @@JasonBrant Careful he's telepathic, you saw the movie...

    • @TheKiruNias
      @TheKiruNias Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant That's how eldritch horrors work. Sifu sleeps, ignorant as his dreams warp reality itself into diabetes.

    • @ravendark_7250
      @ravendark_7250 Рік тому +9

      @@JasonBrant just like the double fried cheesesteaks he eats...
      I swear people say you can't smell a picture but we all know better.

    • @paulfromnewcastle9522
      @paulfromnewcastle9522 Рік тому +13

      Looks Segal snatch everybody's birthday 🎂 cake ! 😳

  • @billybadass3056
    @billybadass3056 Рік тому +168

    look.... Steven Seagal movies are NOT MEANT to be reviewed by the average bystander....... if you're going to watch ANYTHING concerning that clown you NEED to be lead at the helm by a trained professional.... Somebody like *Space Ice*
    Thank me later😉

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull Рік тому +156

    I saw my mom and sister over Christmas and they got talking about movie stars they find attractive and my mom said Steven Seagal 😩 she is nearly 70 though and has probably only ever seen Under Siege. It was still distressing.

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 Рік тому +20

      🤢🤮😭 lol

    • @itmademesignup9508
      @itmademesignup9508 Рік тому

      You should've thrown her Christmas present in the fire.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Рік тому

      Well, he was attractive...
      When he took take of his health and we didn't know yet how of a jerka$$ he truly was!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +70

      Damn. You had a shitty Christmas.

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull Рік тому

      I didn't have the heart to explain to her what a piece of human garbage he is.

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 Рік тому +279

    Poor Jason, you can clearly see his hair rapidly greying out everytime Sifu is on screen. Your sacrifice for our entertainment shall not be forgotten, sir.
    PS: Took me a couple days to finish the video. Yes, it is the worst Seagal ever.

    • @thrawn5k
      @thrawn5k Рік тому +32

      Just dye it like Sifu

    • @MCorner
      @MCorner Рік тому +15

      Paint it like Sifu

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +55

      I've aged rapidly since going weekly with this show.

    • @Clemppu
      @Clemppu Рік тому +6

      Agreed. Thank you for your service!

    • @soosquatch4236
      @soosquatch4236 Рік тому +3

      My husband has grey hair... he is an awesome silver fox. Wear your grey hair proudly!

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 Рік тому +69

    "I've done a lot of things they will never let you know about."
    You mean there are movies you made out there that were so bad they didn't even make it to DVD?! 😱

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +4

      Hah!

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +3

      Nah more his creepy stuff in real life ... i think we know only half of it and even thats sick enough.

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu Рік тому +1

      Nah, he was talking about his good movies.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 Рік тому +1

      @@bytefuThere were good ones?

    • @bytefu
      @bytefu Рік тому +1

      @@kingleech16 Well, even if there are, they will never let us know 😜

  • @Psyrus88
    @Psyrus88 Рік тому +58

    Each Seagull film I see snatches one birthday. Thanks to this channel, I have about 4 years to live.

  • @Anthonycheesman33
    @Anthonycheesman33 Рік тому +69

    The way he holds guns in movies now is amazing lol.it’s literally just sits on his stomach .

    • @raymondleggs5508
      @raymondleggs5508 Рік тому

      His stomach is a built in weapons holder, He's got a pistol under each man boob.

    • @clockworkorangecassidy1114
      @clockworkorangecassidy1114 Рік тому +5

      And I'm sure he's used the same pose on 8 or 9 covers

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +11

      His weapon handling gets worse and worse.

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +5

      He doesn't need to aim - he even hits if the shots go in a completly different direction.

    • @spavliskojr
      @spavliskojr Рік тому +6

      his belly provides the most stable weapons platform.

  • @erikhawkke4861
    @erikhawkke4861 Рік тому +52

    Steven Segal should be listed as a top level polluter. Imagine all the plastic wasted on his films clogging up landfills and all the human minds that have been polluted with boring gibberish and scenes of waddling.

  • @groothewanderer3710
    @groothewanderer3710 Рік тому +22

    The minute Jason broke the news to Erin that it was Sifu time, again,...her expression of ..."Dear Lord,..Help Me!" I literally felt sorry for her. 😅

  • @RustBunny
    @RustBunny Рік тому +104

    You live several states away and this was recorded, but I SWEAR I felt Erin die a little more inside when she found out she had to endure more Seagal.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Рік тому +89

    I believe that CIA Karen is portrayed by the director’s wife. She isn’t a terrible and inexperienced actress but she seems to have been shoehorned into the role either because someone quit or because the director wanted to give her something to do that would give her an excuse to be paid.

    • @mareklame8589
      @mareklame8589 Рік тому +18

      You are right. She (Megan Brown Martinez) seems to be former aspiring actress, like she appeared in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". I guess She took 10 year old break for family life.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +38

      Good for them. Get that Seagal money. No creepy sex scene needed.

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +13

      @@JasonBrant She would have been too old for him anyway - our Steven only accepts women who could be his granddaughters nowadays.

  • @AnimeGun
    @AnimeGun Рік тому +3

    “Where in the world is Steven Seagal ?”-Erin
    He is at the craft service table duh.

  • @A_QuestioningSoul
    @A_QuestioningSoul Рік тому +71

    Jason is lucky to have such a wonderful and funny woman like Erin. Her laughs are🔥🔥🔥

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving Рік тому +5

      @@tonihaukijarvi a matter of opinion.

    • @robinenbernhard
      @robinenbernhard Рік тому +4

      @@tonihaukijarvi damn you are tool of the year

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +11

      Incredibly lucky.

    • @A_QuestioningSoul
      @A_QuestioningSoul Рік тому +3

      @@JasonBrant have watched so many of your videos and really love the chemistry and camaraderie between all of you. Keep up the good work. Would love to see if some Indian movies could be added to the library
      We too have some god awful movies! Wishing a very Happy new year and regards to SBIG team! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596
    @franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 Рік тому +34

    Hey Jason. With the big 150 approaching, can I suggest a special where you and the crew do a top 10 for the best and worst movies you've had on the show, also a list of sifu Seagal's movies

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +2

      Nice!

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +1

      How would you expect him to do this? Do you think he remembers any of the movies 5 minutes after the ending? Even if they had something memorable, the brain cannot hold the information very long without exploding.
      And if he needs to rewatch those movies to put them into an order, his brain would start melting. Nobody would be able to survive cruelty like this, even the great Sensei himself couldn't do that.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +4

      We're hoping to do a special episode soon, but lips are sealed until it materializes.

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 Рік тому +52

    Holy fuck this was the pinnacle of PAIN. You two are troopers.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +9

      Each one is worse than the last.

    • @scowlistic
      @scowlistic Рік тому +1

      Sounds like a wrestler's big finishing move, the Pinnacle of PAIN!

  • @waynesmiley2207
    @waynesmiley2207 Рік тому +32

    So THIS is the "bad Seagal" Erin mentioned Jason making her sit through during the Christmas ep. and Jason had the nerve to accuse us subscribers of being sadists 🤣🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +8

      Correct 🤣

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +3

      Well you know: "in good times and bad" ...

    • @davidrosensin7985
      @davidrosensin7985 Рік тому +2

      After what he did to the crew with Verotika I think we all know who the real evil one is here.
      Hell, worst case scenario we're meting out a form of justice!

  • @alexandercarder2281
    @alexandercarder2281 Рік тому +6

    At 17:20 that is an actual Filipino family having an actual traditional Philippines delicacy, a whole roast pig called “Lechon” so I must give them that. 😂

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 4 місяці тому +3

      Normally I'd say it's the kind of thing you only bust out for a party because it's a whole pig, but if Seagal's showing up...

  • @andrewmccormack4295
    @andrewmccormack4295 Рік тому +2

    First one for 2023, Happy New Year Jason and Erin,looking forward to a year full of AAAAAA+++ movie reviews.All the best from N.Z.

  • @pressman1788
    @pressman1788 Рік тому +16

    The look of extreme disappointment on Erin’s face as she finds out she is about to watch another Seagal movie.😂

  • @MasonGoodwin-es4cp
    @MasonGoodwin-es4cp Рік тому +2

    Thank yall for going through this for us! You guys are the real heroes

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 Рік тому +1

      UA-cam needs a medal system. Not for high subscriber counts, but for sitting through the crappiest of movies.
      “I got this in ‘Nam.”
      “I got this for sitting through General Commander start to finish.”
      “…. Really?”

  • @RedKnife94
    @RedKnife94 Рік тому +19

    Happy new year to you both. Look forward to seeing more content from you this new year!
    Much love from the UK.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +3

      Thanks, Phil! Gonna kick some ass this year.

  • @slothkng
    @slothkng Рік тому

    the fact that the channel has done 20 of these is insane....i'm not sure if we should weep for you give you some kind of medal

  • @craigperry4214
    @craigperry4214 Рік тому +15

    Top 3 takeaways from this travesty ( and yes, we all love your pain)
    3- Jason”s mind being so numbed to the absurd ineptitude that he actually found a brief second of unfounded joy when a rocket launcher was used (horribly)
    2- The revelation that a Segal movie was written by a woman and Erin’s immediate reaction of “Was it this one?”
    1- The absolute greatest and most entertaining moment of dialogue and reaction …….. “You know that’s my beer right”
    Thanks for continuing this torture for our pleasure.

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision Рік тому +22

    I love love love Erin's expression when Jason joked about banging Seagal! 😆

  • @michael_swardh
    @michael_swardh Рік тому +10

    You have an angel for wife Jason, a lesser woman would have run away by now after all the Steven Seagal movies 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hyfy-tr2jy
    @hyfy-tr2jy Рік тому +2

    "Jesus H Christ how long can you pray"....there is a tshirt somewhere there

  • @johnblossom8447
    @johnblossom8447 Рік тому +16

    Just when you think the world ran out of Steven Seagal movies, you find another gem. We can only hope he lives another 50 years to provide us with many more films of great quality.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +6

      They might be in Russian, though.

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +4

      He made his last movies in 2019. He doesn't need to make films anymore since he works for his buddy Putin.
      But we can always throw together scenes from his previous movies - and since the stories of the originals didn't make sense anyway you can choose the order at random.

    • @johnblossom8447
      @johnblossom8447 Рік тому +3

      @@lordmontymord8701, I’d like to see a movie created that flashes between younger Seagal and older Seagal with no flashbacks or reason. He’s just inexplicably old in one scene and young in the next. It couldn’t hurt the quality of the film.

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +2

      @@johnblossom8447 😄 why not? Would be interesting to see the reactions of people who have never seen Seagull-movies before or only the ones from his direct-to-DVD-phase. There are so many scenes with body doubles who don't even come close to look like Steven (and bad dubbing). Inserting scenes with young Steven might look like they finally found a a more convincing body double - even if he's 30 years too young and hasn't nearly enough weight.

  • @peteryoung472
    @peteryoung472 Рік тому +1

    The best part is the sound effect you use to cover up the swearing. 😂😂

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Рік тому +3

    If Seagal ever drags Maggie Q into one of his movies? It just became personal.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +1

      I have something like 50 more movies to go through, so it wouldn't surprise me to see her in one.

  • @richardborczynski4955
    @richardborczynski4955 Рік тому +2

    I lost it when erin said
    Brian's not here Dave's not here....
    I suffer alone

  • @Dadmcbeardface
    @Dadmcbeardface Рік тому +9

    To quote Pinhead "No Tears, Please. It's A Waste Of Good Suffering." 😂

  • @dirtycrewman
    @dirtycrewman Рік тому +11

    It's a fair question, Jason. You look like really nice people. So why do I enjoy watching you suffer so much? Ah well...... it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets to watch Sifu again.
    Happy New Year, people. Love from The Netherlands.

  • @MichaelMichael-us6wq
    @MichaelMichael-us6wq Рік тому +3

    HNY, I like to mention that Seagal is gotten himself a lifetime achievement award? For some Dubai award show last year, and I swear its the most unreal consideration from the guy who beats up everybody.

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo Місяць тому +1

    From IMDB:
    "During the making of this movie, producer Philipe Martinez went bankrupt and offered to pay Seagal's meager salary with free meals at the local McDonalds joint whose owner supposedly owed Martinez some favors (when the guy's son was beaten at school, Martinez thugs found the responsible and beat them almost to death). Seagal enjoyed free meals for a total of two weeks, a period during which he angered the whole staff who got back at him by spitting in his sandwiches. Two weeks was the time it took to film this movie, but Seagal went on to appear daily at the place, which made the owner go insane, and resulted in him pulling a knife at Seagal. Martinez settled the matter by sending two local thugs to pay a visit to Seagal. The actor never bothered the McDonalds joint again."

  • @SCHeartless
    @SCHeartless Рік тому +4

    Oh my god yes!!! Finally you guys review this Segal movie. Ever since subscribing to your channel, myself and my girlfriend wanted to try our luck at watching Segal and this one was absolutely horrendous. Glad to see we weren’t the only ones who struggled

  • @filipohman7277
    @filipohman7277 Рік тому

    Awesome Work Guys, Thanks 👍👍👍😀 Happy New Year 2023 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 Рік тому +28

    The tradition continues! Happy New Year to everyone who reads this. I hope your year is a great! Thanks to the So Bad It's Good crew for a banger of a year. 2022 was truly so bad it's good

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +3

      Thanks so much! Going to kick some ass this year.

  • @bal5884
    @bal5884 Рік тому +1

    I could feel your pain from across the pond 😂
    You need to watch pre goatee Seafood, they are hilarious. Happy New Year to all the gang 👍

  • @chetjump5744
    @chetjump5744 Рік тому +8

    The near infinite well of Seagal’s delusions of badassery has provided for the people once again, fuckin hooray!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +4

      I really think he believes his own bullshit.

  • @omgitsmarto5558
    @omgitsmarto5558 Рік тому

    Aaaah Its Seagal time again. Big shout out to Jason for sitting through these btw. Greetings from Kenya!

  • @darrenredden3289
    @darrenredden3289 Рік тому +14

    Yessssssssss Seafood Seagal is back babayyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +6

      You're part of the problem 🤣

    • @darrenredden3289
      @darrenredden3289 Рік тому

      @@JasonBrant I've never seen this turd before....I better pass 🤣

  • @planes3333
    @planes3333 Рік тому

    I love how they cut the swearing and I love the censor sound even more "heyyyyyy"

  • @michaelmyers3709
    @michaelmyers3709 Рік тому +3

    Would genuinely like to watch you guys experience an early Seagal movie, a decent one like Out for Justice or Under Siege. It wasn’t always this bad, honest.

  • @Arivmario
    @Arivmario Рік тому

    Happy New Year. Perfect way to start 2023! 👍👍👍

  • @stephenbaluran3298
    @stephenbaluran3298 Рік тому +4

    That big knife is a kukri. It's big and it's cool, but now a little less so because Seagal got his hands on one. Strong start to the new year! Appreciate the content. Erin's pain in this one was something universal lol

  • @truck4140
    @truck4140 Рік тому +1

    Making your wife watch so many Seagal movies might be grounds for divorce.

  • @doktor3196
    @doktor3196 Рік тому +13

    The gift that keeps waddling

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +3

      Dunno about the 'gift' part...

  • @martinmcloughlin4963
    @martinmcloughlin4963 Рік тому +1

    Your a braver man than me Jason., I honestly couldn't make it through under seige and I'm.told.thats one of seagals best films. All the best for 2023 to you and Erin

  • @joshuadooley181
    @joshuadooley181 Рік тому +10

    This movie is what we commonly refer to as ‘a really bad example of a vanity project and a vanity project is a project that makes the maker of the movie aroused by themselves’ (multiple self-inflicted gunshots heard)… Also, a knife kill cannot, by definition, be pointless. 😂

    • @TheZachary86
      @TheZachary86 Рік тому +2

      I’ve seen vanity projects with more effort put into it. Seagals movie are very lazy vanity projects

    • @spavliskojr
      @spavliskojr Рік тому

      most of segalls movies are the pinnacle of bad vanity projects. in fact i think he is the only one casting himself in movies anymore.

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому

      I don't think its a vanity project in the normal kind of way. These movies aren't made by Steven himself or for him. The production companies just need a big name (relatively) for the cover. It's the same with all those cheaply made Bruce Willis and Wesley Snipes-direct to DVD/VoD-titles from the last years.
      Our Steven is just a very special case: If you want him in your movie you have to make him the uber-badass. Plus the strip club-scenes and hot young girlfriends of course. Snipes on the other hand had problems with the big studios too and needed money because of certain tax problems, but he doesn't have the same ego when it comes to his roles.

  • @jamaral81
    @jamaral81 Рік тому

    Damn I love these Seagal reviews, Jason, aren't your Seagal reviews your moat watched videos? There so good!!!! I can see why.

  • @cled3600
    @cled3600 Рік тому +4

    Was there a story? I didn't see a story. Shouldn't there be a story?
    Also, happy New Year and thank you for all your great content!

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +1

      A story is just a cheap way to make a movie seem coherent. Master Seagull says that's all unimportant nonsense. Just have a scene in a strip club and all will be fine!

  • @christopherwebb3517
    @christopherwebb3517 Рік тому +2

    From here on out, Stephen Seagal should just play himself in all of his movies. He's still a secret agent, sniper, super soldier, etc., but he's Steven Seagal. The President gets on the phone and says, "We need Stephen Seagal!"

    • @luckytronasmrluckyfri4276
      @luckytronasmrluckyfri4276 Рік тому +1

      i first thought that's genius. however if you think about it more it would ruin all his movies. it would take all the excitement cause nobody with a working or not working brain or anything between would ever think Steven could fail.

  • @jonaha.k.ashazam2535
    @jonaha.k.ashazam2535 Рік тому +3

    I’m sick rn but Jason never disappoints in making me smile thanks man!!!

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Рік тому +6

    9:32 I've never seen a person spiritually vomit before, 🤣🤣🤣☹😬🙃🤣🤣

  • @Zombertino
    @Zombertino Рік тому +1

    "Did a woman write this? There's too much talking..." - Erin the Chauvinist

  • @evildoughboy7773
    @evildoughboy7773 Рік тому +4

    Legend says that the only way it will ever end is when Sensai Segal has snatched every last mother's birthday.

  • @madisonbrown5766
    @madisonbrown5766 Рік тому +2

    Happy New Year! With Seagal ! 😂😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      Ringing in the new year in the worst possible way.

  • @MrArgus11111
    @MrArgus11111 Рік тому +7

    Did Steve get a raise when he was promoted from Captain Admiral to General Commander?

    • @arthuryong8562
      @arthuryong8562 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, via money laundering of course 😉

  • @7woundsfist
    @7woundsfist Рік тому

    Fookin heck! Bring it in guys. I think we all need a hug after this one. Happy New Year gang.

  • @rangerman9241
    @rangerman9241 Рік тому +1

    The budget was killed in the last 5mins with the cgi helicopter, horrible explosions and the tapping on the door of a rented hummer.

  • @azzystyle94
    @azzystyle94 Рік тому +6

    Oh don't worry Jason, you've got at least one more Segal movie coming your way.
    Courtesy of yours truly

  • @randomthoughtreviews3101
    @randomthoughtreviews3101 Рік тому +2

    That laughing effect gets me every time

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Рік тому +12

    What I really wanted was a movie called Colonel Sergeant. Oh, well. Or maybe the naval version, Admiral Ensign.
    I think a better title would have been Disorganized

  • @parisolivarious
    @parisolivarious Рік тому +9

    Segal messing up his own dubbing is the most Segal thing ever

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 Рік тому +1

      They probably tricked him into the recording booth this time by telling him there's a nice little strip club inside ...

    • @aikidoboynj
      @aikidoboynj Рік тому +2

      Yeah they promised him a vat of spaghetti and meatballs inside the booth.

  • @doctorfunkopolis7311
    @doctorfunkopolis7311 Рік тому

    I love when Seagal just goes off in whatever direction he feels like and since he clearly doesn't do many takes, they're stuck with it.

  • @jasonchatham4170
    @jasonchatham4170 Рік тому +3

    Seefoo Seegull strikes again. Starting the new year with drain bamage, thanks Jason!

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie Рік тому

    Watching you guys watch Seagal movies and suffering is like watching a friend keep eating expired sea food and getting sick every time, and complaining about it.

  • @ahmadalgaree506
    @ahmadalgaree506 Рік тому +4

    That was “After Last Season” level boredom. Love it.

  • @garyjamestaylor
    @garyjamestaylor Рік тому +1

    Found this on the IMDb under trivia I really hope this is true haha
    When producers ran out of money, they offered to pay for Seagal's salary with daily McDonalds meals during shooting and for a full semester after the wrap up party. They only paid for two more months, and Seagal took Martinez to court. The case was settled for an undisclosed amount of Big Macs.

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Рік тому +1

    21:40 THAT'S who he reminds me of, a Discount Sean William Scott!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃☹

  • @RivetHead
    @RivetHead Рік тому +3

    I would completely understand if one of yoru New Years resolutions was to never see another Segal movie. I am surprised you have done as well as you have so far with them. Even in the short edited versions you show, they are brutal. I feel for all of you for having to suffer. Good luck this year.

  • @agent_orange1976
    @agent_orange1976 Рік тому

    It's actually got two guys of Black Rifle Coffee Company in it. Loved that. The two guys firing at and blowing up that helicopter.

  • @TheKingOfRuckus
    @TheKingOfRuckus Рік тому +3

    Happy New Year to the both of you, and thank you for your suffering 😂

    • @TheKingOfRuckus
      @TheKingOfRuckus Рік тому

      Also, UA-cam is demonetizing people. Here's a video talking about their latest BS by Penguinz0:
      ua-cam.com/video/Yv3a7Pfy_l4/v-deo.html

  • @g-foxgaming5710
    @g-foxgaming5710 Рік тому

    I love watching you watch master Sifu 😂 these episodes brighten my day

  • @nightmaster5593
    @nightmaster5593 Рік тому +7

    I greatly enjoy how he's utterly shameless. He's a blast even when he's terrible. I'll never deny enjoying his unique aura.

  • @trollmaster6994
    @trollmaster6994 Рік тому +1

    I think this is the one where he is only siting and if you manage to take in "story" you find out that conversations and things which are happening make no sense.
    Even in same scene.

  • @abbynormal5849
    @abbynormal5849 Рік тому +6

    Another one ignored by the Academy® Thanks for yet another entertaining video.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +1

      Can't believe this didn't win best original screenplay.

  • @rickastley2308
    @rickastley2308 Рік тому +2

    You should watch 'Exit Wounds'. It's cheesy enough for SBIG but at least it's not painful to watch. Best IMDB rating for Seagal's movie after 2000 iirc.

  • @CalRoberts-gx3jt
    @CalRoberts-gx3jt 10 місяців тому +3

    Stars Swansongs
    Alec Guinness: Babe
    Orson Welles: Other Side of Wind
    Paul Newman: Cars
    Jim Carrey: Sonic The Hedgehog
    Steven Seagal: General Commander

  • @HammerMarc1895
    @HammerMarc1895 Рік тому +1

    You suffer so we don’t have to, thank you guys! You’re doing the Lords work. 😅

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +1

      Oh, the Christian god had nothin' to do with this mess, this was the work of the Devil!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😈

  • @Explorations84
    @Explorations84 Рік тому +4

    I refuse to click play until I'm in the right mental place to watch Seagal.

  • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
    @chrisbuttonshaw2088 Рік тому +1

    The start of the movie REALLY feels like a "biography"

  • @marklittrell3202
    @marklittrell3202 Рік тому +4

    To answer your question why the the fans keep asking for it: "Some people want to watch the world burn, Mr. Brant"
    I also loved Erin's reaction to "how long can you pray?!?"

  • @itachi112ify
    @itachi112ify Рік тому +1

    New Year New Segal film to review, Off to a great start 😂

  • @rokasrerroca7399
    @rokasrerroca7399 Рік тому +6

    Occasionally I have seen comments from the foot fetishists; while I am not one of them, when Erin rested her foot on her knee what immediately came to mind was:
    If Erin kicks your ass, she will blow out your "O-ring"! (equivalent to one birthday "snatched up") 🤣
    Love you guys, Happy New Year and continued succes. 🖖

  • @UnCLePSYchO
    @UnCLePSYchO 3 місяці тому

    I watched this movie, could NOT pay attention to what was going on. When I see you two squirm and screaming internally, believe me, I know your pain.

  • @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5
    @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5 Рік тому +5

    Every new Seagal movie makes me think 'Oh, time to launder some more money!' Also, I couldn't tell wtf was on the table near the end of the film. Was it a pig, or some sort of gargantuan crustacean?

  • @phillipwattsjr.4714
    @phillipwattsjr.4714 Місяць тому

    5:08--this is a combination of scenes from two bad movies: The Fateful Findings' "Why did you commit suicide," scene, and Miami Connection, where one of the guys gets sliced up by a ninja, and YK Kim (the star of the movie) drags him out of the water and screams his name in his face repeatedly. And both of their names are JIM!

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles Рік тому +10

    I feel bad for Erin. Dave and Brian should be the only two to have to endure the Seagal BS.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +6

      There's a reason they don't show up for the Seagal episodes 🤣

  • @GhostDrummer
    @GhostDrummer Місяць тому

    6:19 This reminded me of when my father-in-law lived with us for a short period before he passed away. I was working four 10’s and had sat-sun-mon off. My wife worked on Mondays, so I would hang out at home with our newborn son and her dad.
    One day he and I came across Telemundo (Mexican tv). We had no idea what was being said, but the actresses were all beautiful and wore really tight skirts and shirts. We would watch the Mexican soap operas and make up our own dialogues. My wife would come home from work and see us dying from laughing at our own jokes and scripts.

  • @johnsensebe3153
    @johnsensebe3153 Рік тому +6

    My favorite part was when Karen put on sunglasses to walk ten feet from a car to a plane *inside a hangar.*

  • @ugoeze7360
    @ugoeze7360 Рік тому +1

    Note that the Sifu movies are coming to an end, Master Neil Breen should be next in the queue.

  • @sensfanin
    @sensfanin Рік тому +5

    Seagal’s genius is beyond your comprehension. He is the preeminent producer, director, writer and actor of our time. #justformentouchofgrey

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision Рік тому +1

    Why do we keep doing this to you?
    As long as Seagal continues to put out quality like this...

  • @DakinRinone
    @DakinRinone Рік тому +3

    Happy new years!! Hope yall had a great night, but yall never released this on patreon!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому

      It's there now.

    • @DakinRinone
      @DakinRinone Рік тому

      @Jason Brant thanks! And yeah this was rough lol. Happy new years to the whole sbig crew!

  • @michaelmyers3709
    @michaelmyers3709 Рік тому

    You guys NEED to watch Ticker. His first truly bad movie. Tonnes of obvious stock footage, Dennis Hopper turning up for one day with an Irish accent that disappears between scenes, Seagal in disguise as a band member (complete with an early goatee appearance), hardly any fights, horrific blue-screen and a climax that just fizzles into nothing. Instant classic.

  • @IamSH1VA
    @IamSH1VA Рік тому +6

    I admire your bravery 🙌

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +2

      It's a sacrifice I'm increasingly unwilling to make.

  • @MrMoridinalthor
    @MrMoridinalthor Рік тому +3

    Every Seagal movie watched is one birthday snatched.