I Did The Unthinkable In Hearts Of Iron 4

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  • @cadzilla
    @cadzilla 5 місяців тому +2912

    the unthinkable option is just going outside

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @DAK_12
      @DAK_12 5 місяців тому +16

      True 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @seibot187
      @seibot187 5 місяців тому +62

      The unthinkable is bringing back the rat 🐀

    • @AMooseAteIt
      @AMooseAteIt 5 місяців тому +6

      I never thought about that

    • @Zeldaplayer838
      @Zeldaplayer838 5 місяців тому +1

      Lol

  • @arthurcooperman3106
    @arthurcooperman3106 5 місяців тому +1437

    Operation Unthinkable: Touch Grass

  • @Ollidol
    @Ollidol 5 місяців тому +212

    The germans thought going around the maginot line was ambitious. Here we have ISP going around the whole country to attack it from behind.

  • @Finn_7117
    @Finn_7117 5 місяців тому +784

    Oh dear lord, going from Italy to Japan must be whiplash in terms of the focus

  • @whitehawk4099
    @whitehawk4099 5 місяців тому +86

    Making the AI go the unthinkable option and playing as Manchukuo is actually surprisingly enjoyable

  • @tymoteuszkosinski5352
    @tymoteuszkosinski5352 5 місяців тому +281

    Only today did I notice that on the starting map, Japan's name appears on Korea, but not on Japan itself

    • @ScaleZenzi
      @ScaleZenzi 5 місяців тому +73

      It appears on Japan too, its just really stretched out since they own the Kurils so it's hard to see

    • @absent_sucks
      @absent_sucks 5 місяців тому +6

      and now i cant stop thinking about it, thank you

    • @fabianustertius6460
      @fabianustertius6460 Місяць тому

      japan gametag Reafirming the colonial rule +8% division recovery by companion ladies over there lmao

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 місяців тому +139

    I can't believe East and West Francia are back.

  • @sirunklydunk8861
    @sirunklydunk8861 5 місяців тому +225

    I can't believe ISP shot Hirohito in his chins behind a barn

    • @DAK_12
      @DAK_12 5 місяців тому +11

      He hired me to do it and it was hella fun

    • @Bennyboi789
      @Bennyboi789 5 місяців тому +19

      I was there but it bounced off the fat and hit my eye

    • @gfdx3214
      @gfdx3214 5 місяців тому +5

      'First the shins, then the chins'

  • @cadzilla
    @cadzilla 5 місяців тому +211

    you actually don't want to take Tokyo quickly because Manchuria gets more if you win quicker

    • @muratcayrl9356
      @muratcayrl9356 5 місяців тому

      How? puppet countries can take lands now?

  • @Diamond_Brony
    @Diamond_Brony 5 місяців тому +138

    "What is this country?"
    "Oh, this? West Germany."
    *Cursing in French*

  • @GP950mAh
    @GP950mAh 5 місяців тому +74

    "Bonjour, and welcome to Japanese Germany"

  • @ramiel7666
    @ramiel7666 5 місяців тому +63

    I still remember a time when Italy had the worst focus tree.....by the way, using hordes of communists to fight your battles for you, was very thematic!

  • @lief9100
    @lief9100 5 місяців тому +24

    ISP here setting up a West Germany like he's a German with a specific hatred for Germany being called East Francia on old maps because of the Frankish Empire.

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 5 місяців тому +6

    6:00 The Manchurian Project focuses reduce Manchuria's autonomy and give a bunch of stuff so if you're going to eat them anyway, you might as well build them up a little so they're worth something to you.

  • @a_person_of_all_time
    @a_person_of_all_time 5 місяців тому +70

    I think monarchy path is the worst, it forces you to fight through 0 supply in siberia and thats fate worse then your empire collapsing

    • @KokenyRichard
      @KokenyRichard 5 місяців тому +2

      Build supply🤔

    • @beniciounfiltered7861
      @beniciounfiltered7861 5 місяців тому +17

      @@KokenyRichard I ain't spending 6-9 months building a supply hub and railway network in siberia to push every 3-5 giant provinces

    • @rogerr.8507
      @rogerr.8507 5 місяців тому

      @@beniciounfiltered7861 there is a way to do it, ive done it all before.

  • @greensleavesgaming8505
    @greensleavesgaming8505 5 місяців тому +26

    Ah yes, the Return of West Francia and East Francia

    • @Ananas-280
      @Ananas-280 5 місяців тому +2

      "I like it, and i think i deserve it"

  • @GabRap
    @GabRap 5 місяців тому +35

    The unthinkable option for ISP is bringing back the rat, just give it!

    • @beniciounfiltered7861
      @beniciounfiltered7861 5 місяців тому +2

      He thinks we have forgotten. Maybe some of us had. But certainly not all.

  • @Syrath101
    @Syrath101 5 місяців тому +12

    The best path for Manchuria in the game... and it involves you *NOT* starting as Manchuria lol.

  • @GabRap
    @GabRap 5 місяців тому +9

    15:59 France is basically Taiwan in this world

  • @obamabiden
    @obamabiden 5 місяців тому +6

    15:51 Japan engages in scramble for Africa levels of geographic disinterest

  • @kepler4739
    @kepler4739 5 місяців тому +21

    Germany being puppetted in France had me laughing for a bit

  • @medievalthebucket5248
    @medievalthebucket5248 5 місяців тому +7

    The unthinkable option is bringing the rat back, artillery only again, quiting hoi4 again and going outside

  • @dystop_
    @dystop_ 5 місяців тому +7

    Pretty sure if you just capitulate the other Japan without rushing Tokyo you get to keep most of the fleet and all the islands, much easier than annexing Manchuria.

  • @qules
    @qules 5 місяців тому +16

    Love to go visit the famous German city of Paris

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis 5 місяців тому +2

    15:58 That wouldn't even be the first time that's happened! The Franks came from Germany, then moved west and settled in what used to be Gaul. You've just made them do it AGAIN! :D Welcome to West Francia 2.0.

  • @trevorburgoyne
    @trevorburgoyne 5 місяців тому +2

    fun fact, if you actually wait to take tokyo until you’ve conquered almost the rest of japan in the civil war, then the moment you take tokyo the other side will capitulate before the event fires to transfer stuff over to manchuria. makes the civil war much less devastating

  • @eris9062
    @eris9062 5 місяців тому +3

    West Germany in France, we in the business call this the "Reverse Charlemagne Manoeuvre"

  • @M-e-n.
    @M-e-n. 5 місяців тому +111

    WHERE.IS.THE.RAT!? #bringbacktherat #armsagainstIsorrow

    • @JediViggo
      @JediViggo 5 місяців тому +3

      WE WANT THE RAT

    • @speckopath6288
      @speckopath6288 5 місяців тому +4

      Where is Palden Norbu tho?

    • @redbasher636
      @redbasher636 5 місяців тому +3

      Yall need to chill

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 5 місяців тому

      Hilarious and original

  • @davideandreagalelli6175
    @davideandreagalelli6175 5 місяців тому +16

    We can also say that we went back after Charlemagne, where we had west francia and east Francia. Only this time is west Germany and East Germany

  • @studijasymrov7630
    @studijasymrov7630 5 місяців тому +2

    The "Unthinkable Option" would be more funnier, if you put the monarchists or fascists focus tree selection option in campaign setting for SU and somehow made the Provisional Government of Russia choose focus for asking help from Japan, help them win Stalin and annex Russia as well as Manchuria and only then starting a civil war!

  • @chartreux1532
    @chartreux1532 5 місяців тому +31

    As a German Veteran and now Historian for the IFZ in Munich, my first Reaction seeing your Title in the Notifications was "You can't do anything unthinkable in WW2, that was the whole Meta"
    Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

  • @daro4066
    @daro4066 5 місяців тому +4

    Playing as Manchuria after the Japanese civil war sounds pretty cool now that I think about it

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 5 місяців тому +1

    11:00 I have an idea. It's crazy. So crazy it just might work!
    -Masters of Disguise

  • @TheRedHand01
    @TheRedHand01 5 місяців тому +3

    I can't believe we had to make a mod to give Hirohito the historically accurate amount of chins.

  • @florianbielawa2919
    @florianbielawa2919 5 місяців тому +2

    i remember Waking the Tiger and Man the Guns coming out and boy the focus tree powercreep sure is real

  • @bigsib5312
    @bigsib5312 5 місяців тому +12

    PERFECT TIMING FOR MY FOOD

    • @Senthiuz
      @Senthiuz 5 місяців тому

      What eat?

  • @ckfeliz
    @ckfeliz 5 місяців тому +3

    FYI: "Reeducation Campaign" only gets you to at least 50% stability

  • @Hilter420
    @Hilter420 5 місяців тому +4

    I'm looking forward to obedient Manchuria. Don't think I've ever seen a player take that focus

  • @TheGodkitty
    @TheGodkitty 5 місяців тому +4

    HOI4 meme challenge:
    World Conquest but only your puppets can fight land battles. You can only use air, navy, or lend lease to support them. If you don't start with puppets, you have to release some. 😂

    • @Maunti
      @Maunti 5 місяців тому

      As Spain

  • @kerkonig5102
    @kerkonig5102 5 місяців тому +14

    If you take tokio as the last city then you KEEP YOUR FLEET. Thats why "Taking tokio earlie will end the war fast" is written IN RED. RED innparadox keans BAD DON'T DO IT.

  • @tiberiuswolf8259
    @tiberiuswolf8259 5 місяців тому +8

    Well that was a complete and utter shitshow. I love it

  • @kompao
    @kompao 5 місяців тому +1

    After “the dog ate my homework” comes “the cat walked on my keyboard” :) As Florry would say ”oh look! A bird”

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 5 місяців тому +15

    As a Timmy who has been here forever, I can confirm, once you start playing/watching Hoi4 you’re here forever.

    • @ScotchWhiskey864
      @ScotchWhiskey864 5 місяців тому +4

      *resists urge to click national focus*

  • @TonusStoneshield
    @TonusStoneshield 5 місяців тому +2

    He didn't so much kill the allies as he did infect them like a parasite and puppet the corpse.

  • @blake-vo4pe
    @blake-vo4pe 5 місяців тому +1

    I like to think Tokuda just didn’t know where germany was and just said this is close enough

  • @hendrikgreiner8449
    @hendrikgreiner8449 5 місяців тому +1

    That is one weird way to reform the Allies. But it not only worked, it even did Allies-things.

  • @apolakigamingandmore6376
    @apolakigamingandmore6376 5 місяців тому +1

    14:33 *BREAKING NEWS: The Socialist Japan met no resistance at all at the beaches of France!*
    This is why I love Hearts of Iron IV, because of the RP-ing.

  • @skipperxiv9401
    @skipperxiv9401 5 місяців тому +2

    ISP straight up recreating Lotharingia a millenium later

  • @marioc.8149
    @marioc.8149 5 місяців тому +1

    15:29 West Francia returns

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen 5 місяців тому +1

    Okay, Japanese Germany is just fucking hilarious.

  • @fabioa.5177
    @fabioa.5177 5 місяців тому +1

    3:19 "NOT THE NAVY"

  • @KaranjotKohli
    @KaranjotKohli 5 місяців тому +1

    What are the chances that the same day this video was released, I was playing a non historical china game in which Japan went communist

  • @miles-eq3hv
    @miles-eq3hv 5 місяців тому +1

    Bros HOI4 hours played is like 6 million. (respect)

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 5 місяців тому +2

    Communist Japan eh? Let me introduce you to my 17 year old friend and his sword.

  • @enderkiller97
    @enderkiller97 5 місяців тому +1

    Japanese Germany in France…Super West Germany 😂

  • @Negetive2digit
    @Negetive2digit 5 місяців тому

    If you're both guaranteed by the same nations, they don't get involved because they can't side with both. It makes sense logically and is easy to remember.

  • @Plunteretech
    @Plunteretech 5 місяців тому +1

    all i get from this video is to never ever go communist japan.

  • @TheRavenLord1
    @TheRavenLord1 5 місяців тому +4

    Petition for ISP to play Syndicalist Italy/Roman Empire in Kaiserredux Day 69

    • @DAK_12
      @DAK_12 5 місяців тому +1

      NOICE!

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 5 місяців тому +1

      lol funny number the only problem is now you have to stop asking

    • @TheRavenLord1
      @TheRavenLord1 5 місяців тому

      I could… but I’m good.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 5 місяців тому +1

      @@TheRavenLord1 That's against the rules everyone knows you have to stop at funny number.

    • @TheRavenLord1
      @TheRavenLord1 5 місяців тому

      Screw the rules, I got money

  • @freyaeyles5178
    @freyaeyles5178 5 місяців тому +1

    FYI if someone guarantees you and another country, they don't get called if you declare war on the other country. It's why countries in South America don't fight the US if they declare war on their neighbours.

  • @theeternalsuperstar3773
    @theeternalsuperstar3773 5 місяців тому

    The Japanese civil war has a unique mechanic where the quicker you end it (By virtue of capturing Tokyo), the worse off you become because the military and the Imperialists will decide to flee to Manchuria instead of fight in this lost cause of a civil war

  • @shakenblakel640
    @shakenblakel640 5 місяців тому

    I’m glad you’re here ISP

  • @OwenIsDaBoss
    @OwenIsDaBoss 5 місяців тому +1

    The unthinkable option is nOT SHOWING US THE RAT!!! DO ITTTTTTTTTTT

  • @royearle1673
    @royearle1673 5 місяців тому +2

    Japanese Germany... In France.
    Sure, why not.

  • @luckyman3573
    @luckyman3573 5 місяців тому

    What makes Italy's faction cursed is that it isn't Italy's, it's Turkey's

  • @electricfellow
    @electricfellow 2 місяці тому

    NGL that was the funniest Japanese path that I've ever seen.

  • @fraginatrix
    @fraginatrix 5 місяців тому +1

    Dear diary: Today the funny map man made it to the end of the dictionary and found the word "unhinged"

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 3 місяці тому

    This is the equivalent of revoking the privelegia in EU4

  • @marcosrafael6858
    @marcosrafael6858 5 місяців тому +1

    Italy stands alone against the tide of communism

  • @alphamanticore2344
    @alphamanticore2344 5 місяців тому

    I think you can get everything at the end of the civil war. Just make sure to only take Tokyo when that makes them 100% towards cap.

  • @lukalolleonardo4797
    @lukalolleonardo4797 5 місяців тому

    I actually forgot that path exists truly the unthinkable option of all time

  • @roseandsword.
    @roseandsword. 5 місяців тому +1

    Nazbol Sweden:
    Go communist as Sweden, sign anti-Comintern pact before flipping commie, justify on Norway and Denmark, join Axis, form Scandinavian Socialist State.

  • @MooseyYT
    @MooseyYT 5 місяців тому

    I don’t know what’s worse, being split in half or being sent to France

  • @ahuman9100
    @ahuman9100 5 місяців тому

    That map actually looks really nice

  • @kingdubztv9785
    @kingdubztv9785 5 місяців тому

    when you take tokyo quickly it gives your puppet half your navy the islands and korea, if you do it slowly they dont get half your navy the islands or korea so its actually better to do ti slower

  • @Ulmers2763
    @Ulmers2763 5 місяців тому

    “We should take Germany and push it somewhere else”

  • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
    @Lady_Amelia-Eloise 5 місяців тому

    10:00 Monarcho-Communist Manchuria

  • @thesiberianproductions3748
    @thesiberianproductions3748 5 місяців тому

    Forever isn't forever, it's just as long as it is.

  • @benhaggerty8707
    @benhaggerty8707 5 місяців тому

    Do you need help, blink twice if you need breaking out of Paradox's basement

  • @Gencrossbones
    @Gencrossbones 5 місяців тому

    Japan is just the new Old Italian focus tree

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 5 місяців тому

    doing the civil war without capturing Tokyo and capping the japanese that way doesn't give Manchuria the rest of the empire

  • @mangnusdijkmandulkes7296
    @mangnusdijkmandulkes7296 5 місяців тому

    TIMOTHY, WAKE UP! ISP POSTED!

  • @michaelbarnard8529
    @michaelbarnard8529 5 місяців тому

    Dude, you practically created the setting of 1984.

  • @renymir
    @renymir 2 місяці тому

    the ideal map of the world

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 5 місяців тому

    My brother in christ they're going to release Hoi5 before they ever touch Japan again

  • @Tokugawa__
    @Tokugawa__ 5 місяців тому

    The unthinkable option is playing democratic Mengkukuo

  • @154Kilroy
    @154Kilroy 5 місяців тому

    The Japanese foucs tree is among my favorites, lol. Really only the historical path - but not actually playing historical.
    I dont mind this tree though. The civil war sucks. But tbh, with the navy Japan starts with the game isnt challenging. So blowing half of it up and loosing the best admirals adds a nice challge.

  • @hoopyfrood7887
    @hoopyfrood7887 5 місяців тому

    Supremely cursed - 10/10

  • @BurgerActual
    @BurgerActual 5 місяців тому

    With the lend lease, you have to send them the convoys first and then the rest of the lend lease

  • @fobb8590
    @fobb8590 5 місяців тому

    Aww, I thought when the mad-map-man said forever I just gained immortality and could play Hoi4 forever. Dang it.

  • @glauberglousger956
    @glauberglousger956 5 місяців тому

    I watch these videos more because I enjoy ISP's personality
    Although i do enjoy the Hoi4 too, it's about 70/30 (maybe 60/40)

  • @dannislt4171
    @dannislt4171 5 місяців тому +1

    just put my fries in my bag bro

  • @sisigburger8330
    @sisigburger8330 5 місяців тому

    And here I thought you finally found sanity and uninstalled

  • @hattmannen5868
    @hattmannen5868 5 місяців тому +1

    I am suffering from rat abstinence

    • @DAK_12
      @DAK_12 5 місяців тому

      ???

  • @nicey9239
    @nicey9239 5 місяців тому

    Episode 24 of asking to play as Poland, get Wojtek, conquer Jan Mayen and play as Jan Mayen

  • @okram2k
    @okram2k 5 місяців тому

    a co-prosperity hemisphere

  • @CharleyStephenson
    @CharleyStephenson 5 місяців тому +2

    Yes, I do like hearts of iron four how did you know ISP?

  • @shoddyknight
    @shoddyknight 5 місяців тому

    Kerfuffle spotted

  • @munch9778
    @munch9778 5 місяців тому

    Genuinely, this is the only path I play on Japan

  • @pedrotbird5426
    @pedrotbird5426 5 місяців тому

    The Unthinkable is making content that isn't hoi4

  • @theor6459
    @theor6459 5 місяців тому

    The cursed world