When i was a kid i searched "butt stuff" on the hub using my ps4, and all my cousins and brother found that search history. They all didn't allow me to be behind them for some reason.
My brother has ASD, level 3, global delays, he wont ever be able to live alone, hes 29. Dude gets a margarita every time we go get mexican food, Homie loves his tequila.
When that one guy said he want to find the Kids. My mind went right to his basement 😂. I feel like a A-Hole, but I couldn't help it. Didn't feel so bad after Nikko said it 😂.
5:06 those don't measure how hard you punch. It has a light sensor and it measures how fast the bar moves past it. So you don't have to hit it hard. You just gotta get it to move fast.
Scxy ditto (as in the pokemon) That is how he typed it. Also scxy ___ year old girls. He used his age at the time.....he was 14. I swear my house is under surveillance.
What’s the worst thing you found on a child’s search history? 😳
My mom went through my search history when I was in middle school and saw that i searched "female penis"
I was a wild kid
I didn't find it, but I searched it when I was like 12 or 13. It was "Thongs" and "No coverage clothing" found some gems though!
NikkoOortiz nudes
My step son looked at jeff the land shark's corn
When i was a kid i searched "butt stuff" on the hub using my ps4, and all my cousins and brother found that search history. They all didn't allow me to be behind them for some reason.
My daughter had "How to meet Nikko Ortiz" on her list. I was so mad. "Not before me!" I yelled, "Not before ME!"
8:02 looks like evolution was SLACKING in this gentleman's blood line
My brother has ASD, level 3, global delays, he wont ever be able to live alone, hes 29. Dude gets a margarita every time we go get mexican food, Homie loves his tequila.
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts
I agree
*When TikTok memes go too far, my WiFi signal decides to bail too! 😂 Can't handle the madness!*
Probably u got malware from a website or ad that wasn't the real af
@@beanswitheggNcheese this is a bot bro
0:34 that girl is wiiiiild and I love it 😂
4:32 bro really missed the last one
The worst? "How do I join the Navy?"
And UA-cam says this channel isn't educational. I just learned so much about child care and adoption pricing!!!
1:02 The splat sound was perfect! 😂👍
1:52 XDDD NOT THE RACIST SIMPSONS JOKE LOL
9:19 how did you know
I love this mans vids
love your stuff
Yooo Nikko got whipping that belt like he got the 1800’s PTSD
I love your Content man you are funnier than the Actual clips
When that one guy said he want to find the Kids. My mind went right to his basement 😂. I feel like a A-Hole, but I couldn't help it. Didn't feel so bad after Nikko said it 😂.
MORE MILITARY FAILS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
8:32 I wonder why this poor guy never got kidnapped? 😂
He hairy af! 😂
@fuzzlewuzzle9388 Like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barber shop! 😂
His barber kidnapped half his damn hair 😅
That ending is wild 💀
4:10 sounding like eddy from ed, edd and eddy
I WAS JUST WATCHING YOU VID OMG I LOVE YOU NIKKO ❤❤❤
Nonone 😂😂😂. That broke me 😅😅😅
4:01 I need to go there😂
Love your videos Nikko
I clicked as soon as I saw he posted 😂
5:06 those don't measure how hard you punch. It has a light sensor and it measures how fast the bar moves past it. So you don't have to hit it hard. You just gotta get it to move fast.
8:02 Man Adam DeVine really let himself go
Found "does eating ass taste good" on my homies laptop in college hella funny😂
Love you Niko! Marine corps all the way
Omg I went days without new content I almost cried
I love your channel so much nikko
I also have the same humor as you 😂😂
woof goin' extra Nikko
You’re my favorite UA-camr❤❤❤
1:11 holy shit, it's Nubs!
Whats up Niko your really funny and i hope you have a good day.
2:25 egg kid
Nikko!!! When you gonna do shit with the pepper box boys?! I wanna see all the pews
8:58 OOOOooohhh hey lying!!
8:35 guy has 40% Neanderthal genetics
8:20
bro hasnt avolved yet
The adoption thing is crazy!!?😲
Hi Niko 👋
NIKKO ORTIZ POSTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Big foot caught on cam
YEE HAWW love your twitch streams
2:38 is the red because the police are there?
i think i just found bigfoot in this video 😂🤣
Bro needs a back shave
If my mom saw my search history I'd be disowned 😭
One min is crazy
8:07 hide your children!!!
I'm not even a "public figure" and I'm getting cancelled for watching this😂😂😂
The adoption thing is supply and demand
The kidnapped hairy disabilities man❤🎉❤🎉❤
Oil up minions
Yay new video
We found the missing link. 8:41
4:30!!!! I REPOSTED THIS ON TIKTOK, THIS IS LITERALLY ME BEFORE THE U.S. OPEN BRUH. Nah what's crazy is my hb posted this shi
hey nikko
Not to mention it'll be sold on the dark web via onion browser for Bitcoin.
Can confirm they can and will and have baught beer and booze
I don't understand why it cost so much to save a child
Lmao this is so funny
Its because she cant hear the difference 😭😭😭😭
........ Funny shit, bro
Hi Nikki I’ve been thinking, how long will it take for you to return to work even if your still sped
If you kidnap someone that was kidnapped whose the one that gets charged the first kidnapper or second.
Your mom. 4:45
😂you legend
Tf was the blurred bit?
Cornholio 7:34
Her 😊from Florida
you need to tell use what twich video to watch to find this video
Ha. Why did you have to look up the baby costs? Why?
A real life Ogre
Nice vid
supply and demand 10:08
Best UA-camr
I ain't first but I am here. love your videos nikko.
Oh yeah new post
Nikko are you sigma??
It should be illegal to be this early
I'm from Indiana
FIRST, NOTICE ME NIKKO
I love him so much
Your not cool stfu
@ ik you do, I’m just waiting for bro to notice my ass
Actually, I was first
🤨🫴
*ANYONE IN 2089 !?! ✨💖✨*
Any one good at 9th grade algebra asking for a friend
WAAAAZZZZZZUUUUPPP
did you hear the..... nevermind....
Scxy ditto (as in the pokemon)
That is how he typed it. Also scxy ___ year old girls. He used his age at the time.....he was 14. I swear my house is under surveillance.
21 minutes late 😭
Hi
Under 5 minute reply.
I just had an ice queam twuck drive bby my house. Ater we had back to back shots storms.
6 min ago gang 👇 how’s life been Niko
7 minute squad🎉
first comment i love your content brother keep sending it
7th sadly
Under 1 hour 👇
GA PH
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂