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  • @IceCreamSandwich
    @IceCreamSandwich  4 роки тому +7789

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  • @Haminations
    @Haminations 4 роки тому +14131

    Cucumbernimbus

  • @pizzapanda9363
    @pizzapanda9363 4 роки тому +9050

    Someone: **accidentally spills mashed potatoes**
    Ice Cream Sandwich: _FLASHBACKS_

    • @Didartie
      @Didartie 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😭😭😭

    • @death9137
      @death9137 4 роки тому +19

      Someone:*drops a m16* Vietnam vet:”ThErE iN ThE TrEeS

    • @grayekiek8064
      @grayekiek8064 4 роки тому +13

      Ice Cream Sandwich: NO NO NOT AGAIN!!!

    • @liamzz3721
      @liamzz3721 4 роки тому +3

      This blew up

    • @downyourtube
      @downyourtube 4 роки тому +3

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  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 4 роки тому +6248

    I took my first ever bribe in 2nd grade. There was a boy breaking a rule, I told him I was going to tell the teacher. He gave me $1 and I figured it's not that hard to keep my mouth shut.

    • @GenNTiva
      @GenNTiva 4 роки тому +292

      Fair trade, I guess. Depends on what the info says.

    • @Warrka4
      @Warrka4 4 роки тому +315

      @@GenNTiva Better trade, keep the dollar and still turn him in just for the lols

    • @fartbomb901
      @fartbomb901 4 роки тому +355

      @@Warrka4 even better trade, you could get another dollar out of threatening to telling the teacher that he bribed you

    • @TheForgotten6830
      @TheForgotten6830 4 роки тому +71

      Very cool to blackmail guys 😎

    • @OrangeCreamsicle
      @OrangeCreamsicle 4 роки тому +143

      @@fartbomb901 Better idea. Ask for a favour. Now you have complete control over this dude.

  • @kid10249595
    @kid10249595 Рік тому +840

    I remember my school's food fight, someone threw a chicken nugget and the entire cafeteria erupted into pure chaos.

    • @lunatic-cultist-i-guess
      @lunatic-cultist-i-guess Рік тому +64

      THE NUGGIES OF CHAOS

    • @kid10249595
      @kid10249595 Рік тому +50

      @@lunatic-cultist-i-guess pretty much, one poor girl got hurt when she got pegged in the head head really hard by an apple.

    • @kalbibi4872
      @kalbibi4872 Рік тому +17

      nugget of hell

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 Рік тому +24

      @@kid10249595ngl, im sorry to hear that but it would be really funny if she was planning to become a doctor

    • @Randomnugget466
      @Randomnugget466 Рік тому +1

      Oh yayuhhh

  • @NoobyNoon
    @NoobyNoon 3 роки тому +5431

    MY FOOD FIGHT STORY:
    > Dude jumps up on the table!
    > He shouts “FOOD FIGHT!!!”
    > He chucks 6 rolls one after another in every direction!!
    > ...
    > ... silence ...
    > nobody moves
    > teachers walk up to him, and he slowly climbs off the table before being escorted out of the cafeteria.

    • @wyattbrining4875
      @wyattbrining4875 3 роки тому +474

      That is perfect

    • @Batthumbs
      @Batthumbs 3 роки тому +78

      @@wyattbrining4875 yes

    • @rootz420
      @rootz420 3 роки тому +161

      Thats awful

    • @gdottothegamer1001
      @gdottothegamer1001 3 роки тому +315

      That just, sad

    • @rootz420
      @rootz420 3 роки тому +270

      I tried to start one with my lunch table in the 6th grade. Only like two or three out of the 20+ tables joined the food fight. The rest have had their rebellious spirits taken from them.

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 4 роки тому +15633

    It's hard to explain, but throwing grapes is really satisfying.

    • @cmosmelon1675
      @cmosmelon1675 4 роки тому +570

      They're very similar to pebbles which are also fun to throw.

    • @LeadHerring
      @LeadHerring 4 роки тому +443

      Waste of good grape tho

    • @yarayazta
      @yarayazta 4 роки тому +69

      @@LeadHerring haha

    • @pyrosyphon
      @pyrosyphon 4 роки тому +129

      It's like a machine gun

    • @spookynerd_jpg4223
      @spookynerd_jpg4223 4 роки тому +178

      very small, and bursts on target. you throw a lot and it is CHAOS

  • @TeresaAmezquita-p4i
    @TeresaAmezquita-p4i 4 роки тому +3074

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved was 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮"

    • @skrunkley_6734
      @skrunkley_6734 4 роки тому +48

      How-
      *How did you do that?*

    • @dareensimagination4268
      @dareensimagination4268 4 роки тому +69

      ℴ𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒶𝓈𝓉ℯ𝓇𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒹ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝒶𝓇 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒹ℯ𝓃𝓉

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 4 роки тому +41

      @@dareensimagination4268 𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻

    • @TeresaAmezquita-p4i
      @TeresaAmezquita-p4i 4 роки тому +34

      𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓴𝓮𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭 ......𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓮𝓻

    • @sil12032
      @sil12032 4 роки тому +28

      𝔀𝓸𝓪𝓱, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓫𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓽

  • @SideBit
    @SideBit Рік тому +251

    Someone started a 1000 person food fight at my highschool when I was in senior year, wasn't my period of lunch and I wasn't even at school that day. Every student got automatically assigned detention.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Рік тому +32

      How does everyone being in detention even work???

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 Рік тому +10

      ​@@Ryann9I guess every classroom was used?

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 Рік тому +21

      You escaped with your life

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 5 місяців тому +8

      Probably got detention too even though he wasn’t here

    • @KidzFrenz
      @KidzFrenz 2 місяці тому

      Imagine the guy sick on that day. comes back the next.
      "Johnny you are in detention"
      Johnny: I just wanted to have a 7.5/10 school year 😭😭

  • @jodee6842
    @jodee6842 3 роки тому +10174

    When I was in high school, I was probably one of the most shy, quiet people. So my lunch table group (which was a group of people who saw me sitting alone and spontaneously "adopted" me into their group) was really protective of me. They had a thorough PLAN of what they would do if a food fight ever broke out. They would tip the table, hide me behind it, and form a protective barrier so my books wouldn't get all splattered. They were really awesome.

  • @ahmedtheone3976
    @ahmedtheone3976 4 роки тому +3575

    I hate when they say: “EvErY ONe iS pUnIsHeD”, I remember when our entire class had to go to detentions in break cause on some student misbehaving in class.

    • @allforYAHUAH
      @allforYAHUAH 4 роки тому +300

      Ikr and it doesn't even work because the kids who were originally misbehaving usually don't give a crap about being punished themselves, and they certainly don't care if the rest of the class has to suffer for their actions. It's neither fair, nor practical when the people who caused the trouble just don't care.

    • @TheHughgee
      @TheHughgee 4 роки тому +96

      Yeah if the whole class gets detention then it just means the kids instigating have more company to talk to

    • @jamestaylor5417
      @jamestaylor5417 4 роки тому +120

      Exactly! And then I (I good student) had no incentive to be a good student, going out of my way to be good, because inevitably I was going to get punished as part of a group, so what’s the DAMN POINT TEACHERS OH MY GOD IT WAS LIKE 8 YEARS AGO BUT IM STILL MAD.
      Actually I remember what happened.. a kid threw a rubber (eraser, not condom, for all my American homies) at another kid, and wouldn’t fess up, so our teacher banned the WHOLE CLASS from running at break time. We had to walk. In silence. While she watched. She was more of a Soviet dictator than a teacher tbh.

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 4 роки тому +107

      Always remember
      Collective punishment is against the Geneva convention
      Sue your teacher for war crimes and violating human rights

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 4 роки тому +22

      @@lesvernornvienas8232 Yeah, but let's be honest, everything is against Geneva Convention nowadays

  • @ChrisKnowles1170
    @ChrisKnowles1170 4 роки тому +931

    People who punish everyone are as helpful as not having someone in charge at all, which hurts everyone.

    • @spoookley
      @spoookley 4 роки тому +23

      That is a very valid argument that I really wish I thought of when I was punished for when someone did something dumb and everyone got in trouble

    • @johnmonroe8557
      @johnmonroe8557 4 роки тому +19

      punishing everyone for the actions of 1 person or a group is a war crime under the geneva convention

    • @monfernoflame1918
      @monfernoflame1918 4 роки тому +5

      One of my teachers did that a few years ago we were all mad at her

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 4 роки тому +1

      I like to think that it's a motivational quote with this guy looking into the sunset with a - Chris Knowles, 2020

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 4 роки тому +3

      At least for football it actually was useful, yeah people got mad at the other people but ultimately it unified the team more to work together better

  • @minty-ii5yp
    @minty-ii5yp 2 роки тому +282

    Some girl: *gets brain damage*
    The principal(s): “PUNISHED!!!” 👍

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 5 місяців тому +2

      I wouldn’t dare use the school bathroom anyway so the punishment would do nothing for me

  • @gavin-721
    @gavin-721 4 роки тому +1315

    Teachers shouldn't be able to take away bathroom privliges just saying

    • @rainetopia7130
      @rainetopia7130 4 роки тому +131

      By American standards, they can't. If a student has to go, then the teacher must let them, regardless if the privilege was taken or not.

    • @hellopeoplez8636
      @hellopeoplez8636 4 роки тому +19

      @@rainetopia7130 My school did

    • @manuelamendes5766
      @manuelamendes5766 4 роки тому +88

      I heard of a girl who pooped in the trash can inside the class, because the teacher didn't allow her to go to the bathroom (don't ask me how she did that)

    • @rainetopia7130
      @rainetopia7130 4 роки тому +71

      @@manuelamendes5766
      Dang. That's why kids need bathroom breaks.

    • @bluefoxthecutest2628
      @bluefoxthecutest2628 4 роки тому +59

      @@rainetopia7130 America has nothing to do with it.
      I was sitting in my math class when a small teenager came running inside because my history teacher was chasing him, then he was picked up and carried out of the classroom like a baby cow whilst the history teacher and math teacher greeted each other.
      My history teacher picked a 16 year old and whooped him in class for cursing.
      If you showed out and refused to go to the principal office, they called TWO people to come "escort" you.
      I witnessed a brutal fight and got INTERROGATED.

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 3 роки тому +3752

    Also "no more bathroom breaks" is actually illegal in most states in the US because it's considered a health and safety violation. Your school could face legal charges and risk being shut down or having most of the staff fired for it.

    • @BloxyBud74
      @BloxyBud74 3 роки тому +131

      It happens a lot tho

    • @BloxyBud74
      @BloxyBud74 3 роки тому +84

      @@gayjayy I know I was just pointing out

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 3 роки тому +104

      If I ever have a kid and if they ever go to public school I will make sure they know this.

    • @zinxxo7202
      @zinxxo7202 3 роки тому +19

      the teachers still said they could go during breaks

    • @Searrows
      @Searrows 3 роки тому +16

      Smooth brain take. As someone who went from a private school before switching to public school I think public schools need have more authority when it comes to punishments. At least the school I went to 70% of the students had no respect for their teachers or education in general. IMO a lot of the social problems in American society can be traced back to this lack of discipline in school and home life. "Your school should face legal charges....or having most of the staff fired." If you think the inconvenience of 'no baffroom bweaks :(' is deserving of a majority of staff in an underpaid undervalued profession laid off then you belong in special education.

  • @agnishdas2004
    @agnishdas2004 3 роки тому +4173

    "The lunch lady worked really hard to make food for us" imagine hearing this sentence when all you got is 2 slice of bread and salt

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 3 роки тому +285

      Not even bread. I don't considering weird, floppy yet dry/crunchy as fuck pieces of square bread

    • @bruhmoments2462
      @bruhmoments2462 3 роки тому +65

      imagine them cooking for their family

    • @shoto42
      @shoto42 3 роки тому +121

      Yeah everything is just microwaved and served

    • @Oleanierum
      @Oleanierum 3 роки тому +128

      Lunch ladys dont even cook all that much
      Most of the food is already prepackaged and already made

    • @agnishdas2004
      @agnishdas2004 3 роки тому +25

      @@Oleanierum no in my school we had 2 separate lunch counters...1 was mio amore its like a company that sells cakes and paties...that was good and other is a local seller who used to give garbage..like onions deep fried and trust me it was horrible

  • @purplepuddlesuwu
    @purplepuddlesuwu Рік тому +249

    Food fights happened a lot at my school and I would always feel bad for the janitors because they were always so nice to us.
    And I got hit with a milk...

  • @GummitMan
    @GummitMan 4 роки тому +20669

    Its all fun and games until someone starts throwing durians

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 4 роки тому +178

      lollol

    • @IDontKnow-zk3kx
      @IDontKnow-zk3kx 4 роки тому +1085

      Lmao those spiky things really hurt a lot. My friend passed out after a durian fell on him.

    • @Xero6969
      @Xero6969 4 роки тому +817

      @Omar Ríos critical damage +10% foul odor +100%

    • @durianhead
      @durianhead 4 роки тому +55

      h

    • @TheLittleTanooki
      @TheLittleTanooki 4 роки тому +275

      @@IDontKnow-zk3kx wait fell from a tree or just fell on him

  • @fractalcat3696
    @fractalcat3696 3 роки тому +3656

    Not to mention that taking away bathroom breaks is literally such a cruel and unfair punishment??? Like using the bathroom is a basic necessary function, why the hell did they think that was ok?

    • @chasonw323
      @chasonw323 3 роки тому +307

      Ikr it’s not like people enjoy going to the bathroom, u just have to do it.

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 3 роки тому +436

      For the same reason they make you ask to go to the bathroom but still don't let you because they are in the middle of a very important slideshow.
      AND THEN IN COLLEGE ITS WEIRD IF YOU ASK. JUST FUCKING GO. WHAT A FUCKING CULTURE SHOCK

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 3 роки тому +296

      Yeah I agree, I think making the students clean up the mess they made would have been better. Don't punish the janitor...he isn't grateful because a bunch of kids wont be able to piss anymore...

    • @amandap7733
      @amandap7733 3 роки тому +136

      @@jooniperlynn I remember in collage I felt so weird because I could just walk out of the classroom to go pee and walk back in and no one said anything or cared.

    • @TheDoctor0007_
      @TheDoctor0007_ 3 роки тому +124

      Right? Isn't this against like the 8th amendment or some shit? No cruel and unusual punishments? But seriously, this is why most kids hate school and teachers. Sure, just punish everyone cuz of one or a handful of kids and don't even TRY to figure out who's at fault... smh

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1540

    Two people: *Has a food fight with one another*
    Principal: That's it, I'm punishing the whole school

    • @5eater551
      @5eater551 4 роки тому +18

      YOU

    • @apparentlybird_2661
      @apparentlybird_2661 4 роки тому +30

      Teachers in general
      Someone does dumb thing
      Teachers: okay time for eternal punishment for everyone

    • @arfyThewarfle
      @arfyThewarfle 4 роки тому +3

      I LOVE YOU DUDEEEEE

    • @Luh_Runna
      @Luh_Runna 4 роки тому

      Are you Justin Y's protege?

    • @ericka651
      @ericka651 4 роки тому +1

      Why do I see you everywhere 😭😭 you had a comment in every unus annus video and some other channels

  • @Twiddle...
    @Twiddle... Рік тому +68

    There’s never been a straight-up food fight since the beginning of the two years I’ve been at my high school because there’s always teachers and janitors stalking about in between the tables just WAITING for something like that to happen, but during freshman class year, I was collectively whacked by an airborne sandwich, two cheese sticks, and I THINK a soggy green bean (or was that this year?), all on different days spanning over they whole year. If that isn’t funny enough as is, then the funniest part was that the group of kids responsible were never aiming for me in the first place; they had such crappy aim that it’d always hit me instead of whoever I was sitting next to. It became such a laughable reoccurrence that eventually my friends jokingly referred to me as the appointed food fight bodyguard of the friend group. Thank goodness it hasn’t escalated much further than chucking small pieces of inedible school lunch food between tables (other than ACTUAL fights, obviously).

  • @fool9711
    @fool9711 4 роки тому +757

    “Society peaked when gamecube had tiny discs”
    *Truer words have never been spoken*

    • @Shikabala1
      @Shikabala1 4 роки тому

      I READ THAT WHEN HE WAS SAYING THAT HOLY SHEEEEESH

    • @notactiveanymore4798
      @notactiveanymore4798 4 роки тому +3

      @niosonwii ok

    • @frenchkitty88
      @frenchkitty88 4 роки тому

      And thank goodness Obama was there to say them

    • @generic7071
      @generic7071 4 роки тому

      agreed.

    • @zombi1e
      @zombi1e 4 роки тому

      why the fuck did i read gamecube as guacamole

  • @RubyFox_YT
    @RubyFox_YT 4 роки тому +416

    "Cucumbernimbous" is now my answer to anyone who ask me what kind of clouds are in the sky.

    • @RubyFox_YT
      @RubyFox_YT 2 роки тому +1

      @LlamazGamerA year, and yet you are the sole person who gave a shit enough to respond

    • @scphobia
      @scphobia 6 місяців тому +1

      Hey that cloud looks like... a... a...
      *A duck?*
      No, it's a *c - u - c - u - m - b - e - r - n - i - m - b - o - u - s*

  • @thatoneflame3119
    @thatoneflame3119 4 роки тому +809

    We need more jokes like “cucumbernimbous”

  • @_rj261
    @_rj261 Рік тому +22

    3:48 I'm not sure why, but the sudden "Cucumbernumbous" combined with the reverb sound nearly killed me.

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 4 роки тому +4024

    Imagine being in a food fight and you see the food you’re allergic to being thrown at you

    • @deceitfulhero1723
      @deceitfulhero1723 4 роки тому +427

      Oh my, that's actually really dangerous. Didn't think about that till now. And with all the chaos, an allergic reaction might not be swiftly dealt with. The teachers would be too busy being angry and trying to calm things down to notice.

    • @boombob3D
      @boombob3D 4 роки тому +71

      @Kathy that would be horrifying

    • @rosemarylima2950
      @rosemarylima2950 4 роки тому +104

      That is the equivalent of getting hit by nuke.

    • @thegermanbasket732
      @thegermanbasket732 3 роки тому +150

      +10 poison to allergic types.

    • @sophieanimates2965
      @sophieanimates2965 3 роки тому +96

      Im allergic to peanuts and... fish.. oh and fur (yes that means I can’t hug adorable animals)

  • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
    @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 4 роки тому +246

    The school punishent part is relatable and shows how well the public school system works.

    • @6MikeJones9
      @6MikeJones9 4 роки тому +26

      Well when schools are deliberately underfunded and teachers paid a barely livable salary you can expect great results. Richest country in the world but we cant invest in our future. It's a political choice, not a fiscal one. But hey the less intelligent the people are, the easier they are to control

    • @user-ic4rk6hy5m
      @user-ic4rk6hy5m 4 роки тому +10

      Ikr I try and behave and the kids don’t listen then YOUR ALL PUNISHED *guilt trip*

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 4 роки тому +6

      We made my litle brother go to the same religios private school where i went and i heard,when someone in the class acted badly,the whole class got punished. This is happening in a diffrent place in a private school,so its not a us public school thing. It lazy teachers not wanting to get to the bottom of everything and think of a fitting punshment or maybe make children apologise and stuff so everyone is good in the end and instead punsihing the whole class,which also means more snitching will happen. I dont know if the last part is part of the plan,but it is probably true.

  • @VidralliaArchives
    @VidralliaArchives 4 роки тому +4559

    "You should never tell a child that they can't go to the bathroom. Because they CAN. And they WILL."
    -TheOdd1sOut

    • @quoc-huynguyen2324
      @quoc-huynguyen2324 3 роки тому +105

      And that is how diapers became required in schools without bathroom breaks

    • @karasu3920
      @karasu3920 3 роки тому +245

      in like, 1st grade i told my teacher i had to go to the bathroom and it was an emergency. she told me no and to hold it, so i looked her dead in the eyes and peed. she wasnt happy to say the least lol

    • @tom_the_animator
      @tom_the_animator 3 роки тому +5

      5473
      True

    • @timthomas8659
      @timthomas8659 3 роки тому +16

      🅐🅓🅐🅜!!! 🅜🅐🅐🅐🅐🅐🅓🅩!!!

    • @clarktoons6030
      @clarktoons6030 3 роки тому +3

      Ok?

  • @itsonlyalex3254
    @itsonlyalex3254 Рік тому +68

    someone yelled foodfight on the last day of my sophomore year of high school in 2009 and not a single person even reacted, feelsbadman

  • @Sketchh
    @Sketchh 4 роки тому +1605

    so good

  • @brandym3926
    @brandym3926 3 роки тому +802

    "No bathroom breaks" - Inhumane, doesn't correlate with the event, only causes more problems.
    How about "You will all have to work together to clean up this mess." Have them spend the next hour cleaning. Maybe they will miss a little class time, but it makes WAY more sense than saying "you better hope you're able to either tinkle between classes or have an iron bladder."

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 3 роки тому +41

      there is also the fact holding in pee just makes one have a bladder infection
      literally schools make people have health issues

    • @dcyphyr
      @dcyphyr 3 роки тому +55

      Just raise your hand and tell the teacher that you're going to pee, and if they let you go to the bathroom you'll pee there, and if they don't you're going to piss on their desk, right here, right now.

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 3 роки тому +39

      @@dcyphyr thats actually what my dad said to do if they denied me a bathroom trip

    • @dcyphyr
      @dcyphyr 3 роки тому +24

      @@alphanoodle1877 do it. If they threaten to expel you tell them you'll expose them on the internet.

    • @thealeks1
      @thealeks1 2 роки тому +7

      Iron bladder is my middle name; I once went an entire 10 hour road trip without even having an urge to go (when me and my fam got to our destination I kept it in for another hour or so)

  • @pikarules9772
    @pikarules9772 4 роки тому +3481

    The reason teachers punish big groups even if half of them didn’t do anything, is because they’re too lazy to find the actual culprits.

    • @mijigamin1
      @mijigamin1 3 роки тому +41

      Ikr

    • @leeney708
      @leeney708 3 роки тому +288

      Fun fact: collective punishment IS ACTULLY A WAR CRIME

    • @s4dg
      @s4dg 3 роки тому +261

      Under the 1949 Geneva Conventions collective punishment is considered a war crime. "No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible."

    • @bejanb64
      @bejanb64 3 роки тому +19

      Injustice

    • @bejanb64
      @bejanb64 3 роки тому +14

      That's just how life be my man. Unfair

  • @TheGamingVanillite
    @TheGamingVanillite Рік тому +23

    This story reminds me of a time when me, my class and my sister's class all went on a camping trip and on day two during dinner when the teacher who planned the trip was trying to get everyone's attention, but some students were trying to leave early, so they thought that punishing everyone would be a smart choice [I forgot what the punishment was], and I said "Typical school tactic, punish everyone instead of finding the actual trouble makers" and one of my classmates said "exactly".

  • @kittyartist7153
    @kittyartist7153 4 роки тому +2885

    Imagine being the kid that wasn't there that day and then coming back and not being able to use the bathroom.

  • @shrimp.t292
    @shrimp.t292 3 роки тому +2506

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, what they really crave was VIOLENCE”

    • @Dabigboii
      @Dabigboii 3 роки тому +20

      And that kids, is how ww3 truly started. Because history never say it, but the president of United State, the leader of the Demcratic Federal Liberal Republic of Korea and the well known General Pewdie Pie, leader of Sweden went to school together

    • @ballisticm0use72
      @ballisticm0use72 3 роки тому +16

      *The best food is not food, it's death*

    • @multisplace3783
      @multisplace3783 3 роки тому +9

      Nah, I'll take the pizza.

    • @Donttrustthatburger5144
      @Donttrustthatburger5144 3 роки тому +2

      I'm just glad you commented this, because it was the best

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 роки тому +5

      Sometimes you’re only hungry for revenge and that’s valid.

  • @LukeLikesToDraw
    @LukeLikesToDraw 4 роки тому +4533

    Literally *one* kid: *Does something bad*
    School: “I think it’s perfectly reasonable for literally every kid to get punished!” 👍👍👍

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 4 роки тому +59

      That's so true

    • @vsmook
      @vsmook 4 роки тому +67

      society. 😔

    • @EvilSandwich
      @EvilSandwich 4 роки тому +73

      It seems harsh, but every kid knew the food fight was going to happen a solid week in advance and didn't warn the teachers. They were complicit. And you better believe the next little shit to suggest a food fight was immediately shouted down by his friends. Its called weaponizing peer pressure. Its mean and harsh, but its also a brutally effective tactic.

    • @jar9074
      @jar9074 4 роки тому +15

      @@EvilSandwich :v

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 4 роки тому +128

      Isn't mass punishment a war crime?

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 2 роки тому +21

    When my brother became a constable, he and the other graduates attended a banquet. Now, this was highly unusual for them, because they weren't used to being treated well, but now they were being served an insane amount of great food and booze. This, of course, turned out to have a catch. The reason there was so _much_ food, was to ensure that everyone could eat their fill and still have plenty left over to pile-drive eachother into. This turned into a massive brawl, several broken tables, a few injuries, and an overall great time for everybody involved. But I think the military might be the _only_ place where something like this can consistently work

  • @TrashMaggie
    @TrashMaggie 4 роки тому +454

    My mom saw me watching this and asked, and i quote, “why are you watching a cartoon chicken react to pizza?”
    Not to be dramatic but i dont think i will ever be the same.

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 4 роки тому +683

    Something happened to you that you didn’t want
    school: “why did you do that?”

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 4 роки тому +4

      Omg love your profile pic!

    • @Mr.Tacoman999
      @Mr.Tacoman999 4 роки тому +3

      yep, pretty much

    • @lomohansolo
      @lomohansolo 4 роки тому +1

      you absolute GOD I love your profile pic

    • @jannes340
      @jannes340 4 роки тому

      @@revenevan11 why

    • @jannes340
      @jannes340 4 роки тому

      @@lomohansolo dude what's up with it

  • @KoroDog
    @KoroDog 4 роки тому +274

    My favorite 2012 animated movie starring Charlie Sheen

  • @redgerran
    @redgerran Рік тому +45

    There was a food fight at my school once. I was in the bathroom when it happened. And the police took my backpack hostage. So I had to go to class with no backpack.

    • @V00doo1Xim
      @V00doo1Xim Рік тому +6

      did you get your backpack back?

    • @pietrocip1162
      @pietrocip1162 5 місяців тому +3

      I have a lot of question
      1. Why the fuckin police
      2. ect...

  • @yeetmanager638
    @yeetmanager638 4 роки тому +816

    Everybody gangsta until that one kid mistakes a grenade for a green apple.

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 4 роки тому +23

      C H O M P

    • @aeughhhhh
      @aeughhhhh 4 роки тому +19

      @@geo4876 *B O O M.*

    • @pawion
      @pawion 4 роки тому +7

      I know it happens to me all the time!

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 4 роки тому +5

      *and it explodes*

    • @brodster7042
      @brodster7042 4 роки тому +2

      Ҝ卂乃ㄖㄖ爪

  • @hielo4905
    @hielo4905 4 роки тому +563

    It's the worst when the whole class gets scolded because a few of your classmates did something wrong

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 4 роки тому +27

      Heejung Park And then the teachers tell you to "worry about you"...

    • @alrightanimations2207
      @alrightanimations2207 4 роки тому +33

      And then those classmates get of the hook for unexplained reasons

    • @Randompuffin1
      @Randompuffin1 4 роки тому +24

      Especially when your a good quiet kid(Yes i am one of those good kids)

    • @pikloo4631
      @pikloo4631 4 роки тому +3

      Especially when it was about the letter the sub gave.

    • @noytelinu
      @noytelinu 4 роки тому +4

      Happened ALL. THE. TIME. It was traumatizing

  • @mr.banana1596
    @mr.banana1596 4 роки тому +579

    one student: does something bad
    teachers: punishes entire school
    it feels like that doe

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 4 роки тому +17

      And that's why so many people have no respect/trust to the authorities xd

    • @heyyou4688
      @heyyou4688 4 роки тому +1

      @@fuckologic1202 you miss spelled teachers and facility

    • @KawaiiCrazyMSP
      @KawaiiCrazyMSP 4 роки тому +4

      punishes entire school district*
      (no joke this happened to my district LMAO)

    • @youngjack3005
      @youngjack3005 4 роки тому

      This funny😂 ua-cam.com/video/4V0vf3PpHnY/v-deo.html

    • @sakibrahman9843
      @sakibrahman9843 4 роки тому

      *He's depressed My little brother has done a cover*
      ua-cam.com/video/u9mtHcVmqfc/v-deo.html

  • @GODISGOODBRO
    @GODISGOODBRO 7 місяців тому +4

    I laugh everytime i watch the escape scene from the cafeteria. There's so many good moments. The majority of the kids just trying to get away and not even participating, Andy getting smooshed by the stock image crowd, the loss of Tyler... so many emotions

  • @paulallen5914
    @paulallen5914 3 роки тому +305

    "Some people threw food, so we're gonna take away your right to piss"

  • @twistedrevamped
    @twistedrevamped 4 роки тому +430

    When somebody asked to go to the restroom is not a question it’s a *WARNING*

    • @Wafflehouse71
      @Wafflehouse71 3 роки тому +8

      -TheOdd1sout

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like a them problem. If they want to be known as the kid who pissed themselves during class I say let them.

    • @gorgusdidlo9602
      @gorgusdidlo9602 3 роки тому +11

      @@RJLiams Some children have bad control over their bladder and bowels- if they aren’t allowed to appropriately relieve themselves, and they wet themselves: that’s on the teacher.

  • @alexs6746
    @alexs6746 3 роки тому +3395

    Ice cream: *gets hit with broccoli*
    Ice cream: *deflates*
    Now we know his weakness

    • @jooniperlynn
      @jooniperlynn 3 роки тому +8

      It's the human races weakness. Some weird fucking masochists enjoy eating it which I will never understand

    • @dennisevanko6152
      @dennisevanko6152 3 роки тому +12

      Alright I got 15 trucks of broccoli

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 3 роки тому +12

      Also jumping down slides

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 3 роки тому +8

      @@connoresmondo another notable weakness

    • @airthealiengorl7724
      @airthealiengorl7724 3 роки тому +1

      XD yes now we do

  • @AgentZombieMan
    @AgentZombieMan 2 роки тому +11

    Never was in a Food Fight, but I remember my friend Wesley was saying he was gonna start a Food Fight in the cafeteria in 2nd Grade. Apparently he wasn't sneaky though because he stood up with a scoop of mashed potatoes in his hand and immediately was apprehended by a teacher.

  • @obbinexx3991
    @obbinexx3991 4 роки тому +527

    That time when the teacher blames EVERYONE for something ONE student did...

    • @absolsinferno
      @absolsinferno 4 роки тому +28

      that makes me wanna punch them

    • @haps_idot
      @haps_idot 4 роки тому +5

      @@absolsinferno ikr

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +6

      Perfectly balanced punishment

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 4 роки тому +26

      It just hows a complete lack of understanding of students as people. A good teacher is truly amazing, but because our society undervalues the profession most schools have a lot of bad teachers.

    • @Aether302
      @Aether302 4 роки тому +1

      That makes me want to nuke their heads.

  • @gadgetvolt3640
    @gadgetvolt3640 3 роки тому +182

    The tone of voice and his delivery of "and they were mad. Oh my god" is some of the best comedy me and my girlfriend have heard in a while. We keep coming back to it.

    • @MangoMagica
      @MangoMagica Рік тому +2

      Me too, I just spit out the milk in my cereal when I watched that

  • @Scarb1984
    @Scarb1984 3 роки тому +960

    “Never liked food. I couldn’t stand it. One day, I had enough and threw my food at my friends at school. That day, war had changed.”
    -Jermey M. B. Foodfight

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 3 роки тому +27

      Writing teachers and publishing companies: *We will watch your career with great interest.*

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 3 роки тому

      Ice cream sandwich for ur figure you should have swapped the pizza wth an ice cream sandwich missed it it by that much

    • @loreleigary3138
      @loreleigary3138 3 роки тому +2

      It all changed when the fire nation attcked

  • @l1m0ngras
    @l1m0ngras 11 місяців тому +9

    "some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray" this had me laughing so much

  • @vixina2270
    @vixina2270 4 роки тому +1393

    “What kind of colors are there?”
    *”CUCUMBERNIMBOUS”*

  • @theaccountofalltime1
    @theaccountofalltime1 3 роки тому +1802

    Classic teacher move
    "Throw a piece of bread, take away a human right"

    • @funnymale289
      @funnymale289 2 роки тому +19

      Its true :')

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 2 роки тому +70

      "You threw some bread, your rights are dead."

    • @berserkfanyois
      @berserkfanyois 2 роки тому +3

      Rights hahahaha thats funny unluckly

    • @MeLlamoJonathan
      @MeLlamoJonathan 2 роки тому +10

      You throw a melt , You get the belt. (I tried)

    • @doisturtle
      @doisturtle 2 роки тому +1

      @@MeLlamoJonathan what melt….

  • @clevermystic1544
    @clevermystic1544 3 роки тому +1349

    “Its like waiting for a jumpscare, but not knowing when its gonna happen”
    *every horror game ever*

  • @BlueFireAnimations29
    @BlueFireAnimations29 Рік тому +8

    “Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved, was Víøłēńçë!

  • @kaphizmey6229
    @kaphizmey6229 4 роки тому +688

    *“society peaked when gamecube had tiny disks”*
    hey obama said it, not me

  • @lumon6108
    @lumon6108 4 роки тому +116

    I swear you could post about paint drying and I would still watch with unfulfilled interest and curiosity

  • @fatyoshi4853
    @fatyoshi4853 4 роки тому +504

    When youre just sitting in the cafeteria and a massive brock of Bread just gets yeeted your way

  • @dougmiller6912
    @dougmiller6912 Рік тому +9

    After seeing this video, I’m this guy’s biggest fan! This video was like opening gifts on Christmas!

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 4 роки тому +944

    Everyone will be suspended lol

    • @gxblynn1831
      @gxblynn1831 4 роки тому +1

      I refuse to like your comment, for the beauty of the 69 likes shall not be ruined

    • @pyrosyphon
      @pyrosyphon 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @andwiiin
      @andwiiin 4 роки тому

      @@gxblynn1831 sike you thought

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 4 роки тому

      What a favor

    • @gxblynn1831
      @gxblynn1831 4 роки тому

      @@andwiiin I'm crying

  • @itstrollplays8795
    @itstrollplays8795 4 роки тому +247

    My elementary school would punish the entire grade because we got too loud in the cafeteria, that didn’t help so we basically got punished 3/4 of the year

    • @keithhancock9710
      @keithhancock9710 4 роки тому +6

      ya same

    • @who3730
      @who3730 4 роки тому +3

      Same here

    • @who3730
      @who3730 4 роки тому +18

      One time I was too loud talking to a friend next to me, so they made us sit 5 seats apart, making us have to talk louder to talk to eachother

    • @joshuaspath6923
      @joshuaspath6923 4 роки тому +13

      DaDerp one time I got punished for putting ranch on pizza because some girl sitting at the table next to us kept bitching to the TA. The TA straight up told me to go over to the detention table. She look at me said sorry they just won’t stop bugging me about it. Like what the actual fuck is that bull shit.

    • @darkeclipse3449
      @darkeclipse3449 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah when a group in our grade was to loud EVERYONE IN MY GRADE WAS PUNISHED. We would have to stand on the fence for 10 minutes at recess usually (in PREK-3 recess is 20 mins and 4-5 it's 30 mins)

  • @Bcoffee7
    @Bcoffee7 4 роки тому +799

    *Some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray*
    Teachers: Help? What's that?

  • @MarbleFox162
    @MarbleFox162 Рік тому +21

    3:22 In elementary school, I got hit in the face with a snowball, and I got sent to the principals office.

  • @Tazzz1508
    @Tazzz1508 4 роки тому +1018

    Best ending ever. I get kissed, then died. Not a bad way to go!

  • @BeaR-gd8ll
    @BeaR-gd8ll 4 роки тому +660

    "There was a sea of people"
    Ah yes pre corona times, the memories

    • @vsmook
      @vsmook 4 роки тому +4

      I’m commenting so people will look back on this comment when (MAYBE) corona virus is gone (it probably won’t be lol)

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 4 роки тому

      It will be gone

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 4 роки тому

      No matter what

    • @Kloudzz2
      @Kloudzz2 4 роки тому

      Also I don't care about the corona anymore

    • @Lleo_1o
      @Lleo_1o 4 роки тому +1

      Well, in my school, the hallways are sperated like a street. so there is only one entrance left, because the other one is the leaving people. even the two staircases are seperated like that. So whenever the break is over, EVERYONE (because you have to be outside due to corona and cant be inside anymore) has to go to the same entrance AT THE SAME TIME! You can imagine what it would look like, if 600 people go inside at the same Time....

  • @neptunedirect129
    @neptunedirect129 3 роки тому +414

    A couple girls got into a fight with eachother by throwing spaghetti back in middle school. It QUICKLY escalated to the entire cafeteria in a full on food fight. It's funny because the teachers did the same thing to us. No bathroom breaks. The school went on lockdown until they checked the cameras to see who started it.

    • @charliechumbuck9356
      @charliechumbuck9356 3 роки тому +96

      Okay, for a second when you said "It's funny because the teachers did the same thing to us," I thought you meant that the teachers started throwing food at you guys XD

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 3 роки тому +26

      @@charliechumbuck9356 my brain works exactly like yours 😂

    • @imaperson9582
      @imaperson9582 3 роки тому +9

      @@charliechumbuck9356 wait, they didn't mean that?

    • @alecocothunder8277
      @alecocothunder8277 3 роки тому +3

      @@charliechumbuck9356 so what does it mean?

    • @alecocothunder8277
      @alecocothunder8277 3 роки тому +1

      @@imaperson9582 😭

  • @bmfsnc8466
    @bmfsnc8466 2 роки тому +2

    I've been in two food fights, one in middle school, no one was running, everyone was throwing food, it was unplanned amd sparked in the moment, it was awesome!

  • @theultimatefreak666
    @theultimatefreak666 4 роки тому +507

    Actual quote of the German minister for Drugs: "Cannabis is no Broccoli"

    • @lynettemojica6503
      @lynettemojica6503 4 роки тому +1

      Where's the lie though...

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 4 роки тому +13

      @@lynettemojica6503 it's not a lie, it just isn't an argument for keeping it illegal either. After all beer is no apple-juice is also true

    • @cmosmelon1675
      @cmosmelon1675 4 роки тому +2

      Steel is no tin.

    • @LeadHerring
      @LeadHerring 4 роки тому +10

      He’s still right. Cannabis is no broccoli. Don’t eat cannabis, kids.

    • @LeadHerring
      @LeadHerring 4 роки тому +17

      and DONT SMOKE BROCCOLI.

  • @tinysheepfan673
    @tinysheepfan673 4 роки тому +223

    “it’s like a jump scare but you don’t know when it happens”
    that’s litterally a jump scare.....

    • @teldranwen
      @teldranwen 4 роки тому +5

      He means like, say the power went out in fnaf, and you're just waiting for it but you know it's gonna happen

    • @esla1885
      @esla1885 4 роки тому +3

      Is it though? C'mon you can tell when a jump scare happens in a movie

    • @tinysheepfan673
      @tinysheepfan673 4 роки тому

      yeah movie jump scares are predictable from the start

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 4 роки тому +1318

    **give you a little kiss**

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Рік тому +2

    My school never had any food fights, but there were regular fist fights in the cafeteria

  • @l.a.b.industries
    @l.a.b.industries 4 роки тому +324

    "Nobody really wanted to eat pizza,
    Cuz what they really craved...
    WAS *V I O L E N C E*

  • @TheMan-ht5uq
    @TheMan-ht5uq 3 роки тому +373

    Reminds me of one time, it was literally ONE kid that did something weird (I forgot what it was) in the bathroom, and EVERY male in that grade got punished for it, they even knew what kid did it yet everyone still got punished. I swear, some teachers are just power hungry adults looking for reasons to punish kids. Also reminds me of a time where there was this after school thing that was essentially just for fun, probably designed for parents who can’t afford a babysitter, anyways, the teachers seemed to hold some kind of grudge against me and my sister (I was in third grade and I think she was in fifth). The only example of this that I still remember is that every day we would go to the gym as recess because it was always cold outside and I would always get a ball, well this one kid kept on taking it and trying to force me to share despite me just wanting to dribble it, (plus there were plenty of other kids and balls, one day he even got some of his friends to help him, so he clearly had friends to play with) and whenever I eventually got it back, he would tell the teachers that I wasn’t sharing (I can’t really be sure what he said,since I was always dribbling the ball, but since we were little, not sure if he would lie) and I would be forced to sit down instead of playing, even if I tried to tell them that he essentially stole it, this happened every single day for almost an entire school year, and not once did they seem to think if I was telling the truth

    • @mistermaxie6487
      @mistermaxie6487 3 роки тому +18

      I hated a good portion of my teachers. Most school teachers are arrogant jackasses.

    • @Hydrophobiqe
      @Hydrophobiqe 3 роки тому +26

      I remember when I would always get in trouble for not going to the bathroom during recess, meanwhile I have trauma with going to the bathroom during recess

    • @NoaZeevi
      @NoaZeevi 3 роки тому

      @@mistermaxie6487 Would you not be like that if you had to deal with 150 schoolchildren each day?

    • @readheadgirl
      @readheadgirl 3 роки тому +18

      *inhales* WHERE'S THE JUSTICE

    • @wintyrbarnes8533
      @wintyrbarnes8533 3 роки тому +34

      @@NoaZeevi i would not be like that because i am an adult with at least twice as much life experience as these kids, coping skills, a fully-formed adult brain, and an understanding that it was my job. taking it out on everybody in the vicinity is really messed up, even if there's no way to tell who started it.

  • @samjennings3495
    @samjennings3495 4 роки тому +505

    "PB&J"
    "Just the P"
    Me - What about the B?

  • @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui
    @CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui Рік тому +4

    My food fight story just consisted of a singular kid throwing tinfoil wrappings into a tiny basketball net put over the garbage can. Will update when I get into a real food fight. Probably won’t happen because in my school people crave real violence more than food stains.

  • @ziiyathemaster
    @ziiyathemaster 3 роки тому +809

    My dude got smacked in the face with a piece of broccoli then all his bones disappeared

  • @RushGarcia
    @RushGarcia 4 роки тому +1174

    One time I was put into penalty box for saying "what the?". The teacher at the time said "Rush! Get of stage and think about what you were about to say."
    "WHAT THE?"
    "DETENTION"
    -__________________________-

    • @ruanmirandapereira8867
      @ruanmirandapereira8867 4 роки тому +13

      my favorite musician/orchestrator watches my favorite animation channel? that is a crossover o wasnt waiting for
      love ur music rush
      also what the.

    • @RushGarcia
      @RushGarcia 4 роки тому +11

      @@ruanmirandapereira8867 Actually Im new here, but Im already vibin with it.

    • @applesauce2244
      @applesauce2244 4 роки тому +1

      What is a penalty box is it when they put a card bod box on you because if so that's dumb you dont but boxes on children

    • @applesauce2244
      @applesauce2244 4 роки тому +4

      This one time another kid was sending me notes in class asking if I could tell him the answer to the work over and over and I kept saying no but he continued and I got angry and drew a middle finger on the page even though I didn't know what it meant. He told the teacher she yelled at me and I cried

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 4 роки тому +2

      Making cursing PG through replacing the words that are considered okay is stupid anyway. Either you try to get rid of the practice of "cursing", which is outdated outside of religion anyway, or you just don't give a fuck. I'll never understand it. E.g. calling somebody an ass most wouldn't even consider bad anymore if they knew the origin of the slur... This topic is so infuriating.

  • @averageoreocookiefan2490
    @averageoreocookiefan2490 4 роки тому +658

    Imagine Standing up and Shouting Food fight
    And then nobody joined and look at you, awkwardly.

    • @impossible9690
      @impossible9690 4 роки тому +65

      Then u just chuck ur plate of nachos at the nearest person

    • @con2300
      @con2300 4 роки тому +21

      Throw it at me and I'll throw Hitler at you.

    • @big_fan_ofapandah6466
      @big_fan_ofapandah6466 4 роки тому +17

      @@con2300 ayo hold up-

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 4 роки тому +9

      Starts throwing food anyway

    • @con2300
      @con2300 4 роки тому +7

      @@big_fan_ofapandah6466 no, i don't think i will

  • @3MB3Rx134
    @3MB3Rx134 2 роки тому

    This video has been living rent free in my head for the past yeaf

  • @somethingnotcringy2728
    @somethingnotcringy2728 4 роки тому +243

    Nobody:
    The principal: jimmy in 6th grade told the janitor he was stupid. So, all the students in 7th and 8th grade are on dish duty for the rest of the semester.

  • @toonmatt9254
    @toonmatt9254 4 роки тому +221

    If you want the most lethal weapons, number 1: throw peanut butter at someone with allergys
    Number 2: pineapple mace
    Number 3: watermelon bomb
    Number 4: frozen pizza knife
    Reply your favorite food weapon!

    • @SluggishRain
      @SluggishRain 4 роки тому +19

      Number -1: *DURIANS*

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +14

      @@SluggishRain frozen durians

    • @anastasijahabarova1533
      @anastasijahabarova1533 4 роки тому

      And if you have a few days to prepare, you can make stink bombs by saving up your milk cartons and letting them spoil.

    • @Raikkonenfucka
      @Raikkonenfucka 4 роки тому +2

      No no no, frozen bread hammer

    • @rsat3627
      @rsat3627 4 роки тому +2

      @@anastasijahabarova1533 heheh funny story, in grade 6 i used to store my chocolate milk in my desk and then make people smell it during lunch time. It was very fun. Until it spilled on some girl's desk

  • @9_2gv2
    @9_2gv2 3 роки тому +258

    Inspirational quote:
    “sometimes bad things happen to good people”
    -Jeremy M.B. Foodfight

  • @Alpha_2738
    @Alpha_2738 11 місяців тому +3

    “The lunch ladies worked really hard to make food for us” as it all came on a truck premade and just warmed up

  • @yahyeali6388
    @yahyeali6388 4 роки тому +371

    When the world needed him the most he returned.

    • @absolsinferno
      @absolsinferno 4 роки тому +4

      praise thee

    • @Peekaboop
      @Peekaboop 4 роки тому +5

      The opposite of the avatar...

    • @yahyeali6388
      @yahyeali6388 4 роки тому +1

      @@Peekaboop i know🤣😂

    • @cytal
      @cytal 4 роки тому

      Guys please don't make this basic a$$ comment the top one.

    • @yahyeali6388
      @yahyeali6388 4 роки тому +2

      @@cytal wow agressive btw if you dont like it ignore it than😒

  • @mashedpotatoesgaming454
    @mashedpotatoesgaming454 4 роки тому +75

    When the world needed him most...
    *he returned*

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 4 роки тому +190

    I can't decide if "no bathrooms breaks" is the least severe punishment imaginable, or a totally unreasonable punishment.

    • @Tigerstarr9
      @Tigerstarr9 4 роки тому +38

      All I can say as a person with IBS, this would be a declaration of war to me.

    • @AlexPBenton
      @AlexPBenton 4 роки тому +16

      Both

    • @Fakan
      @Fakan 4 роки тому +17

      "Welp, guess I'm peeing on the floor."

    • @rin1326
      @rin1326 4 роки тому +14

      Should be illegal tbh they are literally taking our right to use the restroom which isn't good for your body

    • @prisha8779
      @prisha8779 4 роки тому

      It's not even a punishment for us
      We are just not allowed point blank

  • @happilyjane1665
    @happilyjane1665 Рік тому +3

    My group of friends add this strange tendency to throw French fries at each other while yelling 'Oui Oui' and they even took the water cups only to smash them into one corner across the room. For some reason, we didn't get in trouble- ......
    at least not me.

  • @willp2190
    @willp2190 4 роки тому +152

    "Cucumbernumbus"
    Found in the documentary: "Food Flights"

    • @fesho6370
      @fesho6370 4 роки тому

      @ChocoGamin3 it’s a zelda ost, can’t rmb which one

    • @cumboy8012
      @cumboy8012 4 роки тому

      @ChocoGamin3 fairy fountain theme I believe

  • @Strange__Being
    @Strange__Being 4 роки тому +244

    “I give you a little kiss”
    *kiss*
    “NOOOO”
    *funniest moment I’ve ever seen* 😂👌

  • @themissingl1nk659
    @themissingl1nk659 3 роки тому +350

    “Society peaked when the GameCube had tiny disc’s “ - inspirational words

  • @somethinggreatishappening8536
    @somethinggreatishappening8536 2 роки тому +3

    We used to have watermelon peel food fights every year at summer camp, with all the camp counselors and it was a ton of fun! Also, we all did the cleaning together and the guys who started throwing stuff were always thrown into a safe part of the nearby (small) river as a punishment - which was half the fun, actually. Good memories. But I wouldn’t wanna throw actual food that gets you super dirty. That sounds nasty.

  • @mercurybubbles8884
    @mercurybubbles8884 4 роки тому +301

    Whenever a teacher says "everyone gets punished" I just wanna die.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 роки тому +13

      @kelsey stoneNo, he spelled punched wrong.

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 роки тому +5

      @kelsey stone and somehow you need to edit your comment

    • @GreatlyDum
      @GreatlyDum 4 роки тому

      Oh wow, bad grammar.

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 роки тому +1

      I feel really sorry for kids not knowing how to organize themselves to riot at this sort of bullshit punishment

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 4 роки тому

      Just happened

  • @gregorymckenzie7511
    @gregorymckenzie7511 4 роки тому +348

    "Society peaked when Gamecube had tiny disks."
    -Obama, I think
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @leahsamuel532
    @leahsamuel532 4 роки тому +123

    This surprisingly had nothing to do with James’s new card game

  • @kcm7813
    @kcm7813 Рік тому +2

    Ugh I remeber my senior year there was a food fight. It happened during my lunch period. It started with two normal fights, one between two girls outside the cafeteria, and the second between two guys. It was the vice principle who stopped the one with the girls. But as he was bring them inside with another faculty member a lot of the students were booing him and threw a cup of water at him. Which is what started the food fight. It started as just water then escalated to food. Me and my bestie were some of the only ones who escaped it as we found shelter in the libaray. However the whole school was punished cause the food fight was so bad during it they sealed some of the kids into the snack and food trey area as they were going in there to get more food to throw, and the cafeteria itself so the guilty couldn't leave. But it was mostly everyone who participated which was why everyone got punished (which is bs in my opinion) and we were put on bag lunches in our classrooms for awhile. It was also so bad that our school got on the news over shadowing the other bit of news from us that was suppose to be on there.

  • @AFYsama
    @AFYsama 4 роки тому +1531

    Hey there Boys and Girls, i got many of, many of drugs for you

    • @lavendertea1096
      @lavendertea1096 4 роки тому +21

      I’ll take 1,039,238

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 4 роки тому +30

      I’ll take this many ✌️. Thank u

    • @evannguyen5611
      @evannguyen5611 4 роки тому +47

      Don’t you want to know just how many of other drugs you can do

    • @patch7151
      @patch7151 4 роки тому +6

      thirty two please

    • @omarinator2149
      @omarinator2149 4 роки тому +21

      I’m always selling, and they sure sell fast

  • @MrGhostz
    @MrGhostz 4 роки тому +206

    “The lunch ladies worked so hard making the food”
    These days: *FROZEN FOOD*

    • @palblue
      @palblue 4 роки тому +6

      This is true, the curly fries at my school are just jack in the box but extremely mushy. The burnt fries they have are better

    • @MrGhostz
      @MrGhostz 4 роки тому +1

      @@palblue exactly, almost everyday you see a food truck pull into the back on my high school... I haven’t tried the food... but it’s probably bad.

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 4 роки тому

      @niosonwii Yours are inferior to my warehouse's

    • @mothercereal4438
      @mothercereal4438 4 роки тому +1

      My school has some of the best food! It's all made from scratch and with special recipes that I wish I had, everyone in the kitchen team are dedicated and it's great.

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 4 роки тому +1

      @niosonwii Ok I won’t

  • @zankokucodm6932
    @zankokucodm6932 4 роки тому +317

    “What’re you gonna do with that broccol-
    *throws broccoli*
    “Uhhh”
    *sighs*

    • @sunsetzebra5546
      @sunsetzebra5546 4 роки тому +1

      No I think he died ტ^ტ

    • @thebaconator4499
      @thebaconator4499 4 роки тому +4

      @@sunsetzebra5546 welcome to the joke we hope you enjoy your stay!