Miscellaneous Myths: Dionysus

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  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus1060 5 років тому +17452

    "Also, Dionysus was a major cutie."
    Literally every male character you draw is.

  • @glowtz
    @glowtz 5 років тому +9767

    Damn, Dionysus aged like fine wine. He progressively kept getting younger than his previous selves

    • @slateoffate9812
      @slateoffate9812 4 роки тому +379

      How fitting.

    • @Pyrotigre2
      @Pyrotigre2 4 роки тому +227

      He pulled a weird Al

    • @alexkeaden2741
      @alexkeaden2741 4 роки тому +142

      He did a Benjamin Button

    • @LordAmerican
      @LordAmerican 4 роки тому +358

      The illustrations made it seem like he went from middle-aged dude, to slightly less middle-aged dude, to edgy teenager, backstepping slightly to introverted millenial, and then finally going back forward to party animal teenager.

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 4 роки тому +61

      He's the Doctor lol

  • @kariscoyne1886
    @kariscoyne1886 4 роки тому +3878

    "what does feral wildlife and crippling insanity have to do with a fine chardonnay?" Well, someone's *clearly* not going to the right parties

    • @chocochipzzz4434
      @chocochipzzz4434 4 роки тому +95

      I died when I read that

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +128

      Dionysus invented raves and furry conventions.

    • @TORchic1
      @TORchic1 4 роки тому +57

      Drunken Furry Convention After-Parties?

    • @kariscoyne1886
      @kariscoyne1886 4 роки тому +29

      @@TORchic1 I was actually thinking bush doofs but you know what? You're absolutely right.

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 4 роки тому +11

      Or did not play Fallout Series or The Elder Scrolls Series.....
      And: 1001 - Sweet Nights, Sherezade.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Рік тому +3373

    So, fun fact I just learned, apparently Dionysus is associated with the first recorded "He's right behind me, isn't he?" joke in history. In one of the many plays about Dionysus, there's a bit where Dionysus and a friend travel through the underworld and they talk about all the horrible monsters they could encounter. At one point, Dionysus's friend is describing a particularly horrible monster he doesn't want to meet and Dionysus starts acting like he's afraid of something off stage and the friend is like, "Oh, no! Please don't tell me that the monster is just over there now!"

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 Рік тому +143

      Oh my gosh, that is all kinds of hilarious and awesome! What play was that?

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Рік тому +53

      @@Kelaiah01 I don't remember. It was referenced in another video I came across, but I don't remember the play's name. I'd have to see if I could find the video again.

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 Рік тому +19

      @@cheezemonkeyeater Ah, that's too bad. Oh well. Hopefully one of us will find it! :)

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Рік тому +54

      @@Kelaiah01 I'm pretty sure the video was specifically about the history of the "He's right behind me" joke.

    • @kidstothestreets9104
      @kidstothestreets9104 Рік тому +55

      was the video by TREY the explainer? i think its the play called the frogs by artistophanes?

  • @expansionpack4485
    @expansionpack4485 3 роки тому +7349

    I like to think Dionysus is just as angry and powerful as he always has been, but only when he's sober.

    • @seludovici
      @seludovici 3 роки тому +177

      Like the Hulk.

    • @Breidablik06
      @Breidablik06 3 роки тому +406

      Or he is far superior in strength compared to all the other gods when sober

    • @jacobturnage
      @jacobturnage 3 роки тому +25

      Amen

    • @nicodemusedwards6931
      @nicodemusedwards6931 3 роки тому +375

      That’s why they have to keep him drunk. Otherwise he’d overthrow Zeus.

    • @lemurpie9381
      @lemurpie9381 3 роки тому +87

      @@Breidablik06 since his an og god, he might just be

  • @nicolaheekin4941
    @nicolaheekin4941 5 років тому +8043

    I kinda like the idea that Dionysus is still a god of death, madness, going to overthrow Zeus, all that stuff, BUT, he's drunk/hungover all the time and all the other Gods/Goddesses conspire to keep him that way because they're terrified of what he might be capable of if he ever sobered up.

    • @mandykalblinger5260
      @mandykalblinger5260 5 років тому +127

      Nicola Heekin lol

    • @stargazer378
      @stargazer378 5 років тому +789

      that is now my personal head cannon, thank you for the hilarious image of Athena intentionally getting drunk just so Dionysus stays drunk XD

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 5 років тому +220

      So both Sanguine and Sheogorath can be seen as being based on him.

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere 5 років тому +92

      I just created a story in my head based on this idea.

    • @osman-hj1pg
      @osman-hj1pg 5 років тому +14

      Thats me

  • @alastryona
    @alastryona 4 роки тому +5530

    So Dionysus is like snails or lobster: mostly for the poor people until someone rich and powerful noticed and wanted in

  • @lilenwasnothere6867
    @lilenwasnothere6867 Рік тому +2287

    honestly, a characterization of dionysus where he is an outgoing party animal who's super chill most of the time but absolutely reminds you why he is technically a god of death and also of hallucinations when you fuck up sounds incredible. not only do you get a three dimensional character with a sense of mystery proper of a god, it also works as a reminder of both sides of drinking and partying.

    • @ianhogben3472
      @ianhogben3472 Рік тому +58

      and when the mood takes him being completely unhinged

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa Рік тому +94

      He generally a god of insanity. In Greece they didn’t know why people acted weird after drinking wine, so they decided “oh Dionysus”

    • @girlinthetardis.0418
      @girlinthetardis.0418 6 місяців тому +3

      ✍️ jotting this down for Dionysus's appearance in my story tysm

    • @MattMcIrvin
      @MattMcIrvin 6 місяців тому +2

      "I am the lizard king... I can do anything! Raise your hand if you understand!"

    • @MayliSong
      @MayliSong 4 місяці тому +4

      I made a similar comment years ago and I was worried no one saw it, so I’m glad to see that about 1.8k since have had a similar thought. The line between intoxication and madness is pretty thin after all.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 років тому +8184

    "God of Wine" seems more like an honorary title so that Zeus doesn't have to admit Dionysus is essentially the ultimate town drunk who won't leave.

    • @leonr8255
      @leonr8255 6 років тому +403

      I personally call him the God of the Vine.

    • @dvklaveren
      @dvklaveren 6 років тому +733

      Or maybe the request to be called "God of Madness and Evisceration" didn't go over so well.
      Wait, does this make Dionysus the murder hobo god...?

    • @auburnkeyblade2491
      @auburnkeyblade2491 6 років тому +94

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache Holy crap it's you again!

    • @DimitrisGenn
      @DimitrisGenn 6 років тому +49

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache I swear, you always have the best comments

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 років тому +167

      +Alderick van Klaveren: I accept Dionysus as the God of Murder Hobos as the most canon of canon here and on ward.

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 5 років тому +11573

    I like to think that Dionysus was raised by all those gods/titans/mortals you mentioned, and they had to keep passing him around because Hera was constantly going door to door looking for him. I picture it like a screwball comedy where he's always just barely ahead of her.

    • @garretthochmuth4522
      @garretthochmuth4522 5 років тому +687

      as of oct 14th 2019, today...that is my new Greek comedy

    • @dontburstmybubble686
      @dontburstmybubble686 5 років тому +351

      BigBadSeed I love the headcanon thanks

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 років тому +449

      That’s similar to what I headcanon where the gods pass him along for the week. The fact that Hera would’ve looking for him just makes this even better

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +357

      He always gets out of the house _just_ as she gets there

    • @maddiesenpainotice9991
      @maddiesenpainotice9991 4 роки тому +297

      Sitcom title:hide the baby

  • @OcioCamaraMx
    @OcioCamaraMx 4 роки тому +4274

    So basically Dionysus grew backwards, from "mature looking" edgy and moody teenager with destructive powers to "young looking" chill and party animal adult with destructive powers.

    • @bobatea7608
      @bobatea7608 4 роки тому +182

      the destructive powers stayed

    • @mushroomkaat2667
      @mushroomkaat2667 3 роки тому +37

      @@breezythaprof what do you mean at least , cutie Dionysus is way better than edgy Dionysus :3

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 3 роки тому +26

      He’s drunk Benjamin button

    • @jerryeverest7098
      @jerryeverest7098 3 роки тому +17

      @@flameconvoy7424 i thought this as well. May your day be pleasant, and may you find happiness along your youtubeing path freind!

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 роки тому +19

      I mean, every dude looks younger when they shave (y'know, until wrinkles start coming in).

  • @WolfRider2002
    @WolfRider2002 Рік тому +1014

    Fun fact: The game Hades actually acknowledges the connection between Zagreus and Dionysus by making it a joke that Zagreus and Dionysus play on Orpheus

  • @calico_queen8976
    @calico_queen8976 4 роки тому +7408

    Also, just to add that Dionysus, god of wine, madness and parties still has a more loving and functional marriage than Zeus. 😌

    • @flamebunny6511
      @flamebunny6511 3 роки тому +581

      Doesn’t anyone though 😂

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 роки тому +911

      @@flamebunny6511 it’s not exactly a very high bar to pass.

    • @flamebunny6511
      @flamebunny6511 3 роки тому +190

      @@SorowFame nope it isn’t 😂

    • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
      @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 3 роки тому +99

      Wait who did he marry?

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 3 роки тому +392

      @@ghost_fueled_scarecrow
      Dionysos took as his wife the Cretan princess Ariadne, a daughter of Minos, son of Zeus, and his wife Pasiphaë.

  • @Zack-eq3ou
    @Zack-eq3ou 5 років тому +13367

    So,basically,he was a good child,went through an emo phase,and is now a hippie? Sweet

  • @classycthulhu8449
    @classycthulhu8449 4 роки тому +5506

    I would love to see a modern take on Dionysus that leans more into him being a terrifying god of madness and insanity.

  • @Mia-dt3gl
    @Mia-dt3gl 2 роки тому +4076

    Another intriguing thing about Dionysus is his relationship with Ariadne. Whether he threatened Theseus to abandon her on Naxos or he just found her after Theseus abandoned her of his own volition (everyone has their own interpretation), one constant with retellings of how they met is that Dionysus absolutely _loved_ this girl. He loved her so much that it appears that this hedonistic god _became monogamous_ when he married her. He loved her so much that when she died (whether it be suicide or murder, again based on interpretation) that he refused to let her stay dead. As in he went to the Underworld basically saying “Eff you, I’m taking my wife home” and just up and left with her. Oh, and he took his mom home with him for good measure too, and had them both turned into goddesses. Pretty heartwarming stuff.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 роки тому +526

      I don't know about the monogamous part, but it definitely says a lot that a god of sexual liberty would get married

    • @PolishAxolotl
      @PolishAxolotl 2 роки тому +130

      My favourite love story from greek mythology 💜🖤🍷

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 2 роки тому +437

      I don't really think Hades would mind letting his nephew take his girlfriend back with him, or his mom, he's got enough of Zeus's ex-girlfriends to handle in Tartarus.

    • @BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceJr
      @BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceJr 2 роки тому +339

      Ah, got to love how the god of partying and insanity treats women better than zeus.

    • @MrCyplixo
      @MrCyplixo 2 роки тому +331

      @@sonofjack6286 Hades do be quite chill. Besides kidnapping/arranging the marriage with Persephone he has consistently proved himself to be one of the most wholesome gods. He stays true to his wife, he does his job, he gives heroes planty of opportunities to save their loved ones and gotta love that according to research, the name of his GIANT THREE HEADED FUCK OFF HELL HOUND translates to Spot.

  • @firstcooommment3675
    @firstcooommment3675 5 років тому +3282

    "Alexander The Pretty Alright", that has to be the best comparable name ever.

    • @ghostcraft9343
      @ghostcraft9343 4 роки тому +49

      If you think that is good watch blue’s video on him

    • @Cati_Offical
      @Cati_Offical 4 роки тому +8

      I like to watch it as well

    • @ghostcraft9343
      @ghostcraft9343 4 роки тому +9

      Cattery no last name given it’s great I don’t believe he ever reuses a name

    • @enchantedporkloin2658
      @enchantedporkloin2658 4 роки тому +7

      I know I laughed my ass off, I do ever time hear it,😂😂 also love her choice of music

    • @Phoenix-dp5cc
      @Phoenix-dp5cc 4 роки тому +1

      It is Alexander the great not the pretty alright in history

  • @Kelaiah01
    @Kelaiah01 3 роки тому +11344

    Hera: "You, sir, are a drunkard."
    Dionysus: "And you, Hera, are unhappily married. But in the morning I'll be sober!"

    • @eugenio5774
      @eugenio5774 3 роки тому +466

      I hate you for planting an image of wiston churchill as a bacchae. I hate you.

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 3 роки тому +247

      I know you're imagining him naked in one of those marble frescoes...
      I'll go get the brain bleach.
      And the shot glasses

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 3 роки тому +76

      @@eugenio5774 Haha, sorry. XD

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 3 роки тому +114

      @@kieranh2005 Shot glasses. How appropriate since this is a vid about Dionysus. ;D

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater 3 роки тому +135

      Ha! No. Dionysus is never sober.

  • @jetstreamjackie3437
    @jetstreamjackie3437 4 роки тому +7551

    Ancient Mycenaean texts: “Zagreus, highest among the gods”
    Supergiant Games: *write that down, write that down!*

    • @lewisconroy6225
      @lewisconroy6225 4 роки тому +337

      Doctor Who Writers: *takes all of the hallucinogenic drugs* ZAGREUSSITSINSIDEYOURHEADZAGREUSLIVESAMONGSTTHEDEADZAGREUSSEESYOUINYOURBEDANDEATSYOUWHENYOURESLEEPING

    • @pzz6367
      @pzz6367 4 роки тому +677

      no wonder Zagreus and Dionysus get along well in the game. They're pretty much the same person.

    • @ignitedrowlets5776
      @ignitedrowlets5776 4 роки тому +511

      holy crap, that prank that the two of them pulled on Orpheus had some truth to it?!

    • @ShadyDax
      @ShadyDax 4 роки тому +258

      @@ignitedrowlets5776 that's the reference, yes

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 4 роки тому +150

      Right? Honestly, I'd play the heck out of that sequel, where instead of working with the Olympians to escape the Underworld, Zagreus is working with a slightly different set (say, remove Zeus and Poseiden; add Persephone and Apollo?) to take Zeus' throne. It'd be so cool.

  • @1.calm.chaos1
    @1.calm.chaos1 2 роки тому +2503

    I'm just imagining Dionysus sitting in camp half-blood, drinking diet coke and remembering the good old days where he had a literally insane cult

    • @skillissue707
      @skillissue707 2 роки тому +102

      Haha yes

    • @Grim_Ghost589
      @Grim_Ghost589 Рік тому +260

      I’m imagining the campers just watching Dionysus sulk, thinking about the good days when he had horns & a crazed cult. The campers would be one-of-two things: confused or just not caring.

    • @TimeskipCronos
      @TimeskipCronos Рік тому +97

      "Had" implies strict past-tense. For some odd reason, I don't think that's entirely right. ~ P

    • @wildcardjoey4776
      @wildcardjoey4776 Рік тому +122

      Dionysus: I used to be an eldrich horror, you know

    • @metarcee2483
      @metarcee2483 Рік тому +1

      the diet Coke is mixed with booze. Dionysus is incapable of being sober.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 роки тому +2962

    Headcanon: Mycenaean Dionysus dies, becomes Orphic Dionysus. Orphic Dionysus dies, becomes Hellenistic Dionysus. Fits with his whole death/rebirth thang.

    • @asonounds1862
      @asonounds1862 4 роки тому +66

      i like that

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 4 роки тому +281

      Another headcanon: Mycenaean Dionysus dies, reborns as Orphic Dionysus and calms down into Hellenistic Dionysus.
      Fits the whole death/rebirth as well as explaining diluted wine

    • @spacebunny9116
      @spacebunny9116 4 роки тому +31

      @@Nobody-707 makes sense

    • @redqueen772
      @redqueen772 4 роки тому +80

      @@Nobody-707 More head cannon Mycenaean Dionysus dies becomes Orphic Dionysus he dies and becomes Bacchus Dionysus who calms down to Hellenistic Dionysus for reasons above and a bit more specific

    • @zagreustheannoying3075
      @zagreustheannoying3075 3 роки тому +45

      The Hellenistic Dionysus drank too much and forgot he was connected with madness and rebirth

  • @flynnvoid7694
    @flynnvoid7694 3 роки тому +6147

    I love how someone said they like to think Dionysus was raised by a big group of gods. I can just imagine Hades being like "But he's so cute and funny! Can't we keep him for another century?" and Persephone just sighs like "No, Hades. I know he's adorable, but Hera is literally fighting Cerberus as we speak-"

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +335

      I think I'm gonna die from cuteness

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 роки тому +323

      Yeah, that makes a lot more since than just one deity raising him, especially since hera was on his tail

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 3 роки тому +457

      Hades: but he and Zagreus are getting along so well! Look I even got them matching outfits!

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +244

      @@brandonporter8509 persephone:dear he's going to be in danger if he stays here

    • @zanderblankenship3849
      @zanderblankenship3849 3 роки тому +196

      Hermes: Uh, Hera just beat up your dog and is coming for you right now, so, yoink.

  • @lilianarokov2066
    @lilianarokov2066 4 роки тому +3154

    He’s feeling devious he’s looking glamorous

    • @alexandriaisokay964
      @alexandriaisokay964 4 роки тому +450

      Let's get mischievous, and polyamorous...

    • @luannenoir4453
      @luannenoir4453 4 роки тому +334

      Wine, guys, women, and wonderful vice (I know the line is, Wine and woman and wonderful vices, but I say that version because I am Bisexual, hope that's ok)

    • @hiero-green
      @hiero-green 4 роки тому +200

      @@luannenoir4453 hey, the lyric fits and I'm sure Dionysus would be proud

    • @lumilumi4030
      @lumilumi4030 4 роки тому +188

      Welcom to the cult of Dionysus

    • @Cl0wnAtEDirt
      @Cl0wnAtEDirt 4 роки тому +24

      Yes

  • @nyxie2877
    @nyxie2877 2 роки тому +6821

    The cult of Dionysus was especially known for feeling devious, looking glamorous, getting mischievous, and polyamorous.

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus Рік тому +271

      So he can MC gay pride then. 🏳️‍🌈

    • @menhera758
      @menhera758 Рік тому +401

      I was so sad that red didnt do that song at the end

    • @SirSaintRipper
      @SirSaintRipper Рік тому +447

      With wine and women and wonderful vices

    • @Grim_Ghost589
      @Grim_Ghost589 Рік тому +327

      Welcome to the cult of Dionysus 🎶

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 Рік тому +93

      Unfortunately I cannot like this comment, because it currently has 69 likes

  • @quinnsinclair7028
    @quinnsinclair7028 4 роки тому +6346

    This makes me recall this one moment in the Percy Jackson books where Percy says something really antagonistic to Dionysus and the god turns around, there’s purple fire in his eyes and Percy sees visions that make him suddenly remember that Dionysus’ trait as a god of madness is a lot scarier than the trait of grumpy alcoholic that Percy has been envisioning him as for three books.

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 роки тому +885

      Mr. D is a pretty scary god. Hell, he had a lot of his “insanity powers” before he became a god! People underestimate him a lot.

    • @isabellehuber2595
      @isabellehuber2595 4 роки тому +114

      Quinn Sinclair lmao yes! I remover that

    • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
      @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 4 роки тому +245

      I love Mr. D, he is the best olympian in the novels

    • @idongesitusen5764
      @idongesitusen5764 4 роки тому +79

      Quinn Sinclair yep, which is why I don't drink!:)

    • @TheYipee14
      @TheYipee14 4 роки тому +143

      That was the best Dionysus moment EVER

  • @bleepbloop5251
    @bleepbloop5251 3 роки тому +4687

    The entire thing about the wine cult likely being as old as wine itself is interesting, but I love how this could be interpreted as the MINUTE that wine is revealed to get people CRAZY drunk they decided "hey, we could make a religion out of this!"
    And thus Dionysus' cult was born

    • @memersnas8684
      @memersnas8684 3 роки тому +149

      Bill Wurtz reference?

    • @eep_eep
      @eep_eep 3 роки тому +182

      @@memersnas8684 the world is a bill wurtz reference, if you think about it

    • @jpan7211
      @jpan7211 3 роки тому +26

      the first ever use of this phrase

    • @supremecalamitas342
      @supremecalamitas342 3 роки тому +56

      @@eep_eep The universe is a bill wurtz reference, my friend.

    • @drendraleigh4722
      @drendraleigh4722 3 роки тому +29

      When a group of human got intoxicated for the first time, it's probably not hard for them to make something out of a trippy experience?

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 5 років тому +1553

    “Woah, Dionysus, the ‘70’s called, they want to know if they can borrow some of your stash.”
    I imagine you might want to specify which ‘70’s you’re referring to, Dionysus has probably experienced hundreds of 7th decades at this point.

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 4 роки тому +193

      He probably doesn't remember more than one or two of them, though.

    • @derronmendel9650
      @derronmendel9650 4 роки тому +24

      Just 70 AD obviously

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 роки тому +76

      Plot twist: every '70's secretly had a whole drug thing going on.

    • @rossmartinez7377
      @rossmartinez7377 4 роки тому +8

      Dude Jim Morrison was Dionysus 🤙

    • @LordAmerican
      @LordAmerican 4 роки тому +3

      8th decades.

  • @rowanisntreal
    @rowanisntreal Рік тому +844

    i want a show with the three versions of dionysus as roommates. helenic dionysus as happy go lucky party boy, orphic dionysus as chaotic unhinged trickster, and mycenaean dionysus as a vaguely creepy but laid back dude.

    • @yourpalbryan1442
      @yourpalbryan1442 Рік тому +42

      That'd be a dope sitcom ngl

    • @cloudbounc3
      @cloudbounc3 Рік тому +55

      Zagreus is their next door neighbor

    • @eric2500
      @eric2500 Рік тому +25

      Love it. "All My Avatars"

    • @TimeskipCronos
      @TimeskipCronos Рік тому

      ​@@cloudbounc3I offer: Zagreus is Orphic Dionysus' twin. ~ C

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 10 місяців тому +24

      The background noises (laugh track and stuff) are a Greek chorus

  • @myohmy9787
    @myohmy9787 5 років тому +5334

    I’m feeling devious,
    You’re looking glamorous,
    Let’s get mischievous,
    And polyamorous.
    Wine and women and wonderful vices,
    Welcome to the cult of Dionysus

    • @crest2x4
      @crest2x4 5 років тому +268

      Just got into that song. Nice choice.

    • @doodleghost6225
      @doodleghost6225 5 років тому +96

      I LOVE YOU

    • @alienz8641
      @alienz8641 5 років тому +69

      Damn! Color me impressed!

    • @callmemarie9364
      @callmemarie9364 5 років тому +48

      I love this song

    • @wolfiexox7156
      @wolfiexox7156 5 років тому +162

      I was hoping Red would do this songs for the end card thingy. (You know how she does really good covers at the ends of her videos.)

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot 5 років тому +2942

    Our theater teacher gave us 3 words to remember this guy:
    The God of Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll

    • @nunyabisness7055
      @nunyabisness7055 5 років тому +97

      Thats 5

    • @Kimosabes2hot
      @Kimosabes2hot 5 років тому +479

      @@nunyabisness7055 it was theater, not math

    • @Dean-nq8so
      @Dean-nq8so 4 роки тому +112

      Your theatre teacher hasn’t even heard of Zeus if he’s the god of sex

    • @pseudonym8667
      @pseudonym8667 4 роки тому +14

      @@nunyabisness7055 uhh

    • @registheron9752
      @registheron9752 4 роки тому +24

      So Dionysus is Slaanesh. Got it

  • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
    @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 роки тому +6182

    "Turns men into Dolphins"
    You know.... after hearing how bad dolphins can be, I'm not surprised the Greeks thought this.

    • @gaelstrarai
      @gaelstrarai 2 роки тому +94

      I was looking for this comment!

    • @SpinSurgery
      @SpinSurgery 2 роки тому +295

      Dolphins are some pretty, umm, “handsy” (“flippersy”?)characters from what I’ve heard!

    • @greenbeets0
      @greenbeets0 2 роки тому +243

      plus dolphin brains are terrifyingly close to human ones

    • @watercraver
      @watercraver 2 роки тому +96

      I hate dolphins.

    • @ethanotoroculus1060
      @ethanotoroculus1060 2 роки тому +236

      It's as I've always said; Cetaceans are probably among the only animals on earth able to both fully comprehend what evil is and willingly choose to act on it anyways.

  • @mandalorethemaximum1408
    @mandalorethemaximum1408 2 роки тому +1277

    Athena: Welcome to the Esoteric Birth Club! We got Aphrodite!
    Dionysus: Uh...where's everyone else?
    Athena: They were born the old fashioned way.

    • @dwell7315
      @dwell7315 Рік тому +165

      I always forget that Aphrodite is part of the club! If they wouldn't get creeped out by and/or fight each other, the Furies, also born of Ouranos' blood (which technically makes them Aphrodite's SISTERS?!?!?!) would be in the club as well

    • @adrianfigueroa6788
      @adrianfigueroa6788 Рік тому +41

      If we’re talking gods only then yes that would be good but if we’re including non gods the furies (megeara, Alecto and tisiphone)

    • @puppies3330
      @puppies3330 11 місяців тому +18

      aren’t the furies goddesses of divine punishment?
      +the primordial gods that came from chaos would also be included

    • @adrianfigueroa6788
      @adrianfigueroa6788 11 місяців тому +21

      @@puppies3330 nah the furies as far as I’m aware are not goddesses since the goddess of divine punishment is nemesis. But the furies also fill that role but live in the house of hades. The only time I could see them being called goddesses is if they’re getting the appallo and Artemis treatment with Helios and Selene

    • @puppies3330
      @puppies3330 11 місяців тому +2

      @@adrianfigueroa6788 ohhhhhhhh

  • @DiamondAppendixVODs
    @DiamondAppendixVODs 3 роки тому +1360

    Learning that Zagreus isn't an OC and the people behind the game Hades did their homework. The whole death and rebirth associated with Zagreus/Orphic Dionysus works so well in a roguelike

    • @CrownofMischief
      @CrownofMischief 3 роки тому +238

      Plus that whole bit in the game where Dionysus and Zagreus play a prank on Orpheus to make him think they split from the same being really ties it all together in a really fun way

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 3 роки тому +91

      @@CrownofMischief which is funny that ‘Orphic’ Dionysus/Zagreus was a prank played on Orpheus

    • @scdolence
      @scdolence 3 роки тому +58

      I literally came here today for this after finding that part in Hades. Blew my mind. Supergiant DOES their homework well, and is a GREAT developer.

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 3 роки тому +46

      @@scdolence DUDE supergiant is amazing. apparently for hades they had forced vacations to combat crunch culture

    • @roxxram9151
      @roxxram9151 3 роки тому +15

      Meanwhile this episode explains AT LENGTH the context of the joke. Several layers deep, that humor

  • @steelrexer1062
    @steelrexer1062 3 роки тому +2026

    I really like the young, volatile god of madness aesthetic he had around the middle of his transformation

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 3 роки тому +132

      If tumblr was there, theyre gonna gurn him into a tumblr sexyman honestly

    • @charredtodeath2205
      @charredtodeath2205 3 роки тому +19

      I really do too haaaaaa

    • @cheshirekit1824
      @cheshirekit1824 3 роки тому +28

      SAMEEEE CAN WE PLEASE BRING THAT BACK

    • @m00nj3llyfxsh
      @m00nj3llyfxsh 3 роки тому +9

      @@Fisinocean yes.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 роки тому +7

      Same! Best features of both

  • @radioheadfanshoshka
    @radioheadfanshoshka 4 роки тому +3786

    Okay but is he feeling devious, looking glamorous, and getting mischievous and polyamorous???

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 4 роки тому +332

      @Kyrlics Yes there are - Welcome to the cult of *pause* Dionysus!

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 3 роки тому +302

      I know this is supposed to be a reference but yes, actually he _is_ all of those things!
      Though in some myths he ditches the “polyamory” part after learning it upsets his wife.

    • @lemon_boii1074
      @lemon_boii1074 3 роки тому +60

      @@CJCroen1393 gee, who would have thought that infidelity was upsetting (unless you have a cuckold kink in which case I put this here cause I HAVE seen it before)

    • @Aldrnarii
      @Aldrnarii 3 роки тому +155

      @@lemon_boii1074 Polyamory doesn't need to be infidelity if she had agreed to it too

    • @chromatic_fate7114
      @chromatic_fate7114 3 роки тому +17

      Me, a Critical Role fan: Mollymauk?

  • @connorf1518
    @connorf1518 2 роки тому +672

    Dionysus: *casually turns his kidnappers insane via loud flutes and snakes*
    Also dionysus: "this grape juice is very strong"

  • @YamishiMizuandDracus
    @YamishiMizuandDracus 5 років тому +1762

    Soooo basically, he's actually not so much a god of drunkenness, and more a god of insanity, connected to wine through... well, the effects of being drunk or high. About right?

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 років тому +82

      So he's cocaine

    • @mendaxMultorum
      @mendaxMultorum 5 років тому +68

      i mean what is being drunk or high but controlled insanity?

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 5 років тому +21

      @@mendaxMultorum Controlled? Ever heard of addiction?

    • @mendaxMultorum
      @mendaxMultorum 5 років тому +12

      @@Jake007123 i mean feasibly if you had enough resolve you could stop whenever you wanted, it just takes initiating the quitting process

    • @devanskrobarcek2013
      @devanskrobarcek2013 4 роки тому +5

      In fact there is a goddess of Drunkeness and is considered dionysus daughter

  • @goldendragon7067
    @goldendragon7067 5 років тому +2184

    Can we just take a moment to admire how beautiful and aesthetically pleasing Orphic Dionysus's design is?

    • @luctlapt6590
      @luctlapt6590 5 років тому +35

      Gamzee Makara. (audible dot)

    • @Harshworld100
      @Harshworld100 5 років тому +18

      @@luctlapt6590 A Homestuck reference! I havent seen one these in ages!

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 5 років тому +6

      PizzaFace12456 Yes. He is.

    • @masterklaw4527
      @masterklaw4527 5 років тому +16

      I was getting some Dio Brando/ Danny Avidan vibes.

    • @dragnixstar
      @dragnixstar 5 років тому

      Yes.

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 6 років тому +2625

    Holy fricking shiet. So Dionysus used to be a full blown lovecraftian god of madness, death, rebirth and intoxication to ascend to a higher state of existence. And eventually became the cute drunkard boy who would occassionally cause mass chaos and insanity. I didn't expect this, wow.

    • @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548
      @ilmisteriosofranceseradene7548 6 років тому +204

      New favourite God spotted.

    • @pastelhotmess9299
      @pastelhotmess9299 6 років тому +131

      God of Insanity...I though he was innocent I wasn't expecting him to have so many FORMS!

    • @haeilsey
      @haeilsey 6 років тому +178

      He goes from super death madness nature dad to Sheogorath to a boy who likes grape juice.

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 6 років тому +45

      that pre-Dionysus video sounds amazing...

    • @Hecatonicosachoron
      @Hecatonicosachoron 6 років тому +65

      The pre-Hellenic view of the underwood was quite different. It was a meadow here the souls of the dead could be care-free or something like that. The asphodel meadow and the Elysian Fields were probably outcrops of this earlier optimistic view of death.
      Wine libations were also common. In the Odyssey, Odysseus prepares the ritual of talking to the dead by making a libation of wine before filling a hole in the ground with a ram's blood. Libation cups are very common finds from Minoan, and also Mycenaean sites and there are also depictions on frescoes from that period (and even in some Egyptian wall paintings was well).

  • @TheGreaterDane
    @TheGreaterDane 2 роки тому +740

    One of my favorite Dionysus quotes is from PJO, when he tries to pour himself a glass of wine but it turns into water mid-pour, as an effect of his exile from Olympus to CHB. He says “y’know, the Christians have a guy that can do this in reverse. Now THATS A god!”

    • @keolas6916
      @keolas6916 Рік тому +103

      Pretty sure that's just the movie, but still a great line.

    • @Feu_Ghost
      @Feu_Ghost Рік тому +29

      My headcanon : That was his son

    • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
      @SCP_Wandsman13_13 Рік тому +36

      We do not talk about those movies

    • @timothywilcox1539
      @timothywilcox1539 Рік тому +28

      @@keolas6916 The one good thing to come from those movies.

    • @DrZuluGaming
      @DrZuluGaming 8 місяців тому +14

      When your character is played by Stanley Tucci, you know that he's gonna be that good part of an otherwise bad movie.

  • @enhypenment3096
    @enhypenment3096 5 років тому +2217

    Nobody is goona talk about how DIONYSUS IS A FAITHFUL HUSBAND?? TO ARIADNE?? AFTER UPSETTING HER?? THAT ALL OF THE OFFSPRING HE HAS MAJORITY CAME FROM HER??

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 5 років тому +42

      *majority

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 5 років тому +30

      Also he basically kidnapped her from Theseus didn't he

    • @servantprincess3079
      @servantprincess3079 5 років тому +342

      @@ives6622 Well Theseus basically dumped her and left her behind on an island. I believe that's when Dio meets her; he hears her crying and asks why she's all alone

    • @kiryulover317
      @kiryulover317 5 років тому +61

      @@servantprincess3079 Theseus was told to do that, though! By Athena! Because they stayed the night on that island, and it belonged to Dionysus.

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 5 років тому +118

      @@servantprincess3079 While Theseus and Ariadne was sleeping Dionysus whispered in Theseus's ears and said to leave the island now without Ariadne. So Theseus left when she was still sleeping. When Ariadne woke up Dionysus was all like "oh no your boyfriend left you what a douche wanna marry me instead". Not trying to start an argument here but that's just what I read.

  • @ramenpriest8312
    @ramenpriest8312 3 роки тому +4028

    “Alexander the pretty alright”
    I’m fucking dying.

    • @itarry4
      @itarry4 3 роки тому +88

      Have you seen their video on Alexander the Great yet. Basically the only Alexander the......... That isn't used is the great.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 3 роки тому +29

      it never gets old ^^

    • @myneighborsnorlax3780
      @myneighborsnorlax3780 3 роки тому +16

      My favorite bit they do

    • @ojutay8375
      @ojutay8375 3 роки тому +9

      @@itarry4 well he uses it at the end of the video

    • @picklehanma8029
      @picklehanma8029 3 роки тому +6

      As soon and red said that i read your comment and i was like *WOOOAAAHHH* thats was cool

  • @CallMeStrega
    @CallMeStrega 3 роки тому +2418

    Is it just me or are the older versions of Dionysus with horns, madness power and underworld connection a lot cooler than drunk, party-animal Dionysus

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +214

      I mean he still has the madness connection it's just not as important

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 роки тому +19

      .... Ye

    • @sexyramen9504
      @sexyramen9504 3 роки тому +161

      I work with dionysus, he is definately really interesting because he really does switch between the two way too often
      Like one moment he will be alll hyper and giddy then next thing I know he is like getting into some really dark shit and talking about insanity and whatnot and I just sit there like "👁👄👁 you amaze me in the greatest of ways sir"

    • @keithhagen7571
      @keithhagen7571 3 роки тому +73

      I purpose the reason dionysus gets drunk, is to hold back the madness

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 3 роки тому +7

      @@keithhagen7571 the madness comes from being drunj

  • @fangsabre
    @fangsabre 2 роки тому +353

    This actually made me appreciate Percy Jackson even MORE. I had always thought of him as Wine first with some cool madness wild cuz parties. It didn't really occur to me that the insanity and vindictive nature came first, then the wine. Which if you read the PJO books, Mr D comes across as a being who's really very spiteful with hints of true and unsettling power, but then it comes back to him not being able to drink anymore.
    It's the difference between "party god is grumpy cuz no party anymore" and "someone who is very capable of being vindictive, brutal, and unpredictable but is mostly just grumpy these days because of the universe's worst hangover"

    • @keaganwheeler-mccann8565
      @keaganwheeler-mccann8565 Рік тому +6

      It gets even wilder, it is possible that the name Zagreus is a reference to the cult of the Zagros mountains that worshipped the ecstacy of wine.

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Рік тому +4

      ​@@keaganwheeler-mccann8565didn't the video mention that which turned out to be a complete coincidence, a nothingburger if you will

    • @keaganwheeler-mccann8565
      @keaganwheeler-mccann8565 Рік тому +2

      @@urbainleverrier1 I don't think there is enough evidence to say one way or another. Zagreus and Dionysus share other details than that. Such as the Zeus and Persephone parentage, and the underworld ties.

    • @dwell7315
      @dwell7315 Рік тому +7

      Yeah I know the books have zero problem leaning into that angle (such as his frequent threats to turn people into dolphins, when he drove Atlas' men crazy in Titan's Curse, etc) but I didn't know until this video how much of his history and personality that actually was. Rick Riordan takes a few liberties with the god's powers and divine domains so I think I just chalked it up to that

  • @hydromancer4916
    @hydromancer4916 5 років тому +357

    It's also worth mentioning that Dionysus spared one of the dudes on the boat because he immediately realized he was a god and was trying to get the other crewmen to set him free.

    • @emmautterback3927
      @emmautterback3927 4 роки тому +20

      But then he saw all of his friends turn into dolphins and he was just left there alone on a boat full of snakes

    • @adaritter9597
      @adaritter9597 4 роки тому +4

      @@emmautterback3927 Hey I mean he did still kidnap the guy

  • @samanthamaesoriano9275
    @samanthamaesoriano9275 4 роки тому +1589

    "I bet Frigg doesn't need to put up with this.."
    That, Hera, is one of the perks of being married to an absolute nerd

    • @MathasiaJ
      @MathasiaJ 4 роки тому +216

      Odin is not just a nerd, he's an *emo* nerd

    • @sjachdecadere8768
      @sjachdecadere8768 4 роки тому +101

      Actually, Odin was just as big a horndog, though he was a BIT more subtle about it...

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 4 роки тому +20

      Actually he did have lots of kids with others.

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 4 роки тому +52

      @@connorgolden4 then again Frigg also slept around. Notably with the other two creator gods, Odins brothers Vile and Ve

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki 4 роки тому +74

      Open marriage vs cheating

  • @Aurora-313
    @Aurora-313 4 роки тому +1922

    There's a game called Hades where you play as the God Zagreus, and a hilarious nod to the Zag/Diyonsus lack of continuity where you can actually trick the court musician Orpheus into thinking the two gods were one and the same. Lol

    • @noattendance9801
      @noattendance9801 4 роки тому +34

      Where can you get it? Tell. Me. Now.

    • @Aurora-313
      @Aurora-313 4 роки тому +57

      @@noattendance9801 Steam. Its about $25 AUS if I recall correctly.

    • @Sevyvee
      @Sevyvee 4 роки тому +37

      @@noattendance9801 and switch

    • @khurelbatbayanbat7913
      @khurelbatbayanbat7913 4 роки тому +20

      No Attendance it’s on steam epic and switch

    • @romanejerome168
      @romanejerome168 4 роки тому +170

      It goes even farther than that, Orpheus ends up creating a song about how Zagreb’s fought the Titans and got ripped apart and from his blood Dionysus was born ~ I think that whole affair is the devs’ way of making the whole confusion about Zagreus and Dio cannon in the game’s universe with the origin being those two playing a prank on Orpheus and he took it seriously.

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 2 роки тому +314

    "Closing Time" is actually PERFECT for Dionysus because although it's ostensibly a song about drunk people leaving a bar, it's actually a metaphor for birth. Lines such as "time for you to go out to the places you will be from," and "every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end," imply that the bar patrons are children going out into the real world for the first time.

  • @Nerdznewznow
    @Nerdznewznow 3 роки тому +3193

    OH MY GOD! So the joke in hades where Zagreus decides to play a prank on Orpheus and says “Don’t tell anyone but Dionysus and I are actually the same person.” And Orpheus responds with “of course! You sound so similar!” Is based off the fact that Zagreus IS Dionysus

    • @Megafreakx3
      @Megafreakx3 2 роки тому +299

      If you go down the rabbit hole, you will find that a zagreus is a hunter who catches living animals (Artemis makes a comment about him being some kind of hunter). And something else to the Ionian word zagre signifies a "pit for the capture of live animals.". So besides those links, we also have Zagreus with Hades, possibly as Hades' son or as Hades himself."So, in the end, we just have different bits of a lot of different versions but with no clear picture of Zagreus ( and this really doesn't help with what Red covers with Dionysus). And somehow, the studio (I think ) makes some kind of reference in one way or another (like how Poseidon called Zag Little Hades)

    • @rangerofthewasteschaoticne6888
      @rangerofthewasteschaoticne6888 2 роки тому +74

      Also, they have the same voice actor in game! Orpheus too I believe!

    • @awittypseudonym2520
      @awittypseudonym2520 2 роки тому +126

      @@rangerofthewasteschaoticne6888 Zag and Dio don't share the same VA, however Zag is voiced by Daren Korb who is the voice of skelly, the singing voice of Orpheus, composer and main performer of all of Supergiant's games, and apparently the fastest of the dev staff at the game.

    • @newsystembad
      @newsystembad Рік тому +39

      @@awittypseudonym2520 Darren Korb is such a fuckin' badass. (And Ashley Barrett, too, can't forget her.) I've done some critical listening of each of his soundtracks, and it feels like there's ALWAYS something new to find in them.

    • @ЕвсейОлесь
      @ЕвсейОлесь Рік тому +36

      Also if I’m not mistaken, Zagreus told Orpheus that one time Titans ripped his heart and from it was born Dionysus. I believe after it Orpheus tell that they are similar, but it turns out that the joke itself is a reference to this

  • @xyzaxy230
    @xyzaxy230 4 роки тому +611

    From terrifying monster to cute party guy...
    Dionysus was just the vampire of ancient times

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 4 роки тому +35

      Holy crap it all makes sense now...

  • @benlewis5312
    @benlewis5312 3 роки тому +2147

    Some of the wines drunk by the Cult of Dionysus are also theorized to have been mixed with hallucinogens. Considering most users of heavy hallucinogens have a “death and rebirth” experience, this might help explain Dionysus’s connection with rebirth

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 2 роки тому +158

      I swear to God if it's the anumita muscaria mushrooms again I'm going to send a note to my college professor and ask if he can get me some. Cuz like EVERY single god damn time I get to an odd new religious practice around possible life and rebirth it's the SAME FUCKING MUSHROOM.
      Ex: the waters of everlasting life is drinking the urine of someone who ate the shrooms. Gets you not quite as high but you don't feel like you're gonna die first

    • @violettbellerose1173
      @violettbellerose1173 2 роки тому +70

      I can't believe the parallels Jesus and Dionysus have, out of all the gods, smh

    • @atomicfusion8027
      @atomicfusion8027 2 роки тому +93

      @@fangsabre I've been told that this was practiced by Shamans, who would eat mushrooms, have a terrible trip, then the rest of the village would drink their piss after it had been through a liver and have a much better trip. My biggest questions with this is *who in the hell worked this out and why were they drinking Shaman piss??*

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 2 роки тому +33

      @@atomicfusion8027 they were probably already high.

    • @user-ys5yv2nz6w
      @user-ys5yv2nz6w 2 роки тому +9

      @@violettbellerose1173 Can you list any more parallels between them? I've found them to be a very similar pair of deities too

  • @nicholaswhitman4620
    @nicholaswhitman4620 2 роки тому +527

    One more thing I fucking love how you're against painting a "one true' narrative. Its so refreshing and informative. The idea of a bunch of different narratives syncretizing and evolving and branching is so much more interesting anyways dont you think.

  • @rubyamateurtactician4354
    @rubyamateurtactician4354 3 роки тому +1091

    "Alexander the Pretty Alright"
    I see Blue's refusal to refer to him as his most common moniker extends to Red as well

    • @wayneigoe6722
      @wayneigoe6722 2 роки тому +26

      I just call him by his name from Fate/Zero... Iskandar, King of Conquerors!

    • @Jm96RoCk
      @Jm96RoCk 2 роки тому +23

      Alexander The Meh

    • @stupiderandunnecessarier
      @stupiderandunnecessarier 2 роки тому +16

      Alexander the pretty not bad ngl

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 2 роки тому +1

      @@stupiderandunnecessarier Alexander the dunked on

    • @likmattress
      @likmattress 2 роки тому +2

      Alexander the Amateur Tactitian

  • @firebrand723
    @firebrand723 3 роки тому +1844

    Persephone’s reactions are priceless, also hades geeking out over being a new dad is adorable

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +80

      Fun fact hades actually had a few daughters

    • @breadonatuesday9520
      @breadonatuesday9520 3 роки тому +69

      @@mohammedyousef4005 yes! Meganoë and Macaria are really the only confirmed ones though.

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +32

      @@breadonatuesday9520 melinoe* also the furies are his daughters in certain versions

    • @breadonatuesday9520
      @breadonatuesday9520 3 роки тому +31

      @@mohammedyousef4005 your correction is slightly incorrect depending on where you read it. In some sources it’s Meganöe and in others Melinoe. However your add on about the furies is accurate.
      Just thought I would mention it form one Greek mythology need to (presumably) another!

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +7

      @@breadonatuesday9520 thanks man

  • @kottonkandy0962
    @kottonkandy0962 5 років тому +384

    I’d like to think that Dionysus was raised from being fostered by Rea, Hermes, AND Persephone + Hades because he’s a good husband. Persephone gets him from Monday-Wednesday, Hermes gets him for the rest of the weekdays and Rea takes him in for the weekend. Having godly connections would be lit as your local illegitimate child.

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 4 роки тому +15

      really don’t like being referred to as ‘it’ but ok

    • @ericzouu
      @ericzouu 4 роки тому +4

      I think Hermes would raise him because he was raised secretly too.

  • @catherine.marial
    @catherine.marial 2 роки тому +462

    01:21 It's so funny to imagine Dionysus and Athena bonding over the fact that both of them were born from one of Zeus body parts

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 10 місяців тому +14

      If we take into account that "'leg wound' is an euphemism" theory, then they both were even born from one of two of Zeus' "heads" xD

    • @Spider-Man_234
      @Spider-Man_234 4 місяці тому +1

      Aphrodite’s in that camp, too

  • @irishscottish5451
    @irishscottish5451 4 роки тому +802

    Dionysus born from Zeus leg
    Athena: Welcome to the club baby bro

    • @StergiosMekras
      @StergiosMekras 4 роки тому +34

      "leg"

    • @sarahstevens4931
      @sarahstevens4931 4 роки тому +52

      I imagined she’s his designated driver when he goes out partying

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 4 роки тому +12

      @@sarahstevens4931 cause she doesnt get drunk as a god of wisdom

    • @Thorne-In-Your-Side
      @Thorne-In-Your-Side 4 роки тому +3

      Hm? I was always taught Athena was born from Zeus' head, being a literal "brain-child."

    • @averysemidecent2870
      @averysemidecent2870 4 роки тому +2

      i HiD hIm In mY lEg- Zeus, king of the gods

  • @nz7677
    @nz7677 3 роки тому +3094

    Hera: “I bet Frigg doesn’t need to put up with this!”
    Frigg: “Why do you think Odin is called the ALL-FATHER?!”

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 роки тому +373

      Also, I'm pretty sure every Æsir has a blood alcohol content of 99.999% at all times.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 роки тому +300

      I mean, to be fair, I'm pretty sure Zeus's affair count is a lot higher than Odin's, and I don't think Odin ever hung Frigg off a tree because she made him mad (did hang himself off a tree though...)

    • @mandalorethemaximum1408
      @mandalorethemaximum1408 2 роки тому +209

      Parvati: You think that's bad? SHIVA KILLED MY SON!!!
      Isis: Your husbands are still alive?
      (But for real, I can't believe Red hasn't done a video on Ganesha)

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 2 роки тому +150

      @@mandalorethemaximum1408 I wanna see the god-queens of mythologies have a woman's night out and hang out

    • @mandalorethemaximum1408
      @mandalorethemaximum1408 2 роки тому +37

      @@redjirachi1 That'd be hilarious

  • @teaparty6520
    @teaparty6520 6 років тому +3360

    "what does wine have to do with death and madness??" ummm...... idk how to tell you this.....

    • @Mateo-oq7ui
      @Mateo-oq7ui 6 років тому +441

      Dionysus, god of alcoholic coma

    • @prizmarvalschi1319
      @prizmarvalschi1319 6 років тому +198

      When you're drunk you sometimes hallucinate
      Probably
      ...
      ...
      I've never been drunk =w=

    • @Mateo-oq7ui
      @Mateo-oq7ui 6 років тому +293

      Alan Valschi not really, no, but the Dionysus Cult mixed their wine with funky mushrooms to mix intoxication with weird visual and auditory hallucinations that would probably shorten their lifespan a couple decades.

    • @Magnus833
      @Magnus833 6 років тому +85

      Mateo G. de A. People still do that to this day the so called triping on shrooms

    • @prizmarvalschi1319
      @prizmarvalschi1319 6 років тому +37

      Mateo G. de A. Hm. That's slightly suspiciously interesting

  • @selenopheria
    @selenopheria 2 роки тому +563

    I feel like this should make Zagreus and Dionysus total bros. I feel like that's a promising friendship, the extreme extrovert who loves partying and the quiet kid who doesn't know how to handle gatherings larger than just him and his parents and also their trusty dog Spot.

    • @foureyesisafish7968
      @foureyesisafish7968 Рік тому +41

      Have you played Hades?

    • @selenopheria
      @selenopheria Рік тому +18

      @@foureyesisafish7968 No, why?

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 Рік тому +40

      @@selenopheria If you play Hades, you'll see you aren't wrong

    • @selenopheria
      @selenopheria Рік тому +34

      @@ForrestFox626 Really?? Aww man that's so cool.

    • @sillygoosetaur
      @sillygoosetaur Рік тому +57

      @@selenopheria there’s this thing called trial of the gods where you have to chose between gods and the other one gets mad at you and if you dont choose dio hes like “zag man.. i thought we were buddies :(“

  • @Runic_Raptor_Art
    @Runic_Raptor_Art 5 років тому +2684

    Hellenized Dionysus: Adorable babbu; must protect. Desire to cuddle.
    Orphic Dionysus: Hot damn, take me now. 10/10 would let do horrible things to me

  • @knate44
    @knate44 3 роки тому +3503

    Wait a second, was the "let's pretend Zagreus is secretly Dio to make Orpheus look like a fool" joke in the game Hades supposed to be a reference to the fact Zagreus might actually be synchronus or an aspect of Dionysus?

    • @ericpaul698
      @ericpaul698 3 роки тому +204

      Yes it sure was

    • @jorgegon301
      @jorgegon301 3 роки тому +436

      Not only that, but the song Orpheus writes is about zagreus getting torn apart from the titans, with Zeus saving his heart to ressurect him as dionisus, which is accurate to the myth

    • @jorgegon301
      @jorgegon301 3 роки тому +49

      Not only that, but the song Orpheus writes is about zagreus getting torn apart from the titans, with Zeus saving his heart to ressurect him as dionisus, which is accurate to the myth

    • @commercialchase8442
      @commercialchase8442 3 роки тому +174

      Zagreus literally tells Orpheus that he and Dionysus are the same god to get him to sing. I think Zag also says its his biggest secret and it's never brought up again. This might also explain why the Olympian gods want Zag to join them on Olympus.

    • @WoeUponThee
      @WoeUponThee 3 роки тому +108

      I thought you were talking about Dio from JoJo and got really confused for a second.

  • @some-person
    @some-person 4 роки тому +1224

    Does anyone else want Red to make one of these for Hades? He seems pretty interesting, given the whole, "not originally part of the pantheon" thing." And also how he ended up married to Persephone and part of the original children of Kronos and Rhea.

    • @multiplemysteries5242
      @multiplemysteries5242 4 роки тому +92

      Yeah. I feel like there are plenty of interesting gods to touch upon, such as Hecate for instance. The way she started and the way she ended were vastly different.

    • @some-person
      @some-person 4 роки тому +6

      @@multiplemysteries5242 That's really interesting! Could you elaborate?

    • @smileyface81mc77
      @smileyface81mc77 4 роки тому +2

      Multiple Mysteries Please tell more!

    • @natureisneat8262
      @natureisneat8262 4 роки тому +2

      @@multiplemysteries5242 tells meeeee3

    • @thechevyferrari9559
      @thechevyferrari9559 4 роки тому +23

      Hey, the Supergiant game "Hades" just came out this week, staring Zagreus as well! Maybe she could do a whole Cthonic breakdown?

  • @jennifermarks2015
    @jennifermarks2015 2 роки тому +292

    I like to think that if Dionysus' title of God of Madness was more renowned than God of Wine, he might have taken up that scary villain image that Hades was popular for. I mean when you think about him in the Bacchae, he desires his place of worship, makes certain people insane, and has them gruesomely tear his offender apart. And his art of making wine could have also been adapted as the art of chemistry in the area of hallucinogenic drugs. And he did not originally have a place in the Pantheon. He could have been Disney's Hercules' villain rather than Hades.

    • @tylermcneeley3136
      @tylermcneeley3136 Рік тому +26

      Or Hera, who was the actual villain of Hercules' life

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 Рік тому +29

      ​@@tylermcneeley3136 That would be great, but then parents would have to explain to their kids why Zeus is Hercules's dad, but Hera isn't his mom.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Рік тому +7

      Besides these two,Poseidon is Zeus's rival,and connected to the underworld,The sea is f*cking scary so he would be a villian.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Рік тому +3

      Azula from Avatar:The Last Airbender:"The tides have already made up thier mind about ending you,while I'm still mulling it over."

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 5 років тому +1467

    SCP Foundation:
    “Oh man there’s no canon it’s sooo cool and unique!”
    Greek Theologians:
    “Hold my wine.”

    • @lordoftheducks332
      @lordoftheducks332 4 роки тому +16

      Merc at Arms this is a very underrated comment

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +15

      A _lot_ of the SCP Foundation was inspired by mythology and Lovecraftian fiction.

    • @samuelarnold9653
      @samuelarnold9653 4 роки тому +2

      (Claping)

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 4 роки тому +1

      Vocaloid: We did that too, btw.

  • @feyefall4855
    @feyefall4855 4 роки тому +834

    8:12 Ok, but after playing Hades (the game) this picture is even better, because if you give Dionysus enough nectar, he and Zag will convince Orpheus that they're actually the same person as a sort of prank. Only it gets a little out of hand because Zag has been bragging to Orpheus for a while and he believes everything you tell him.

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 4 роки тому +144

      The best part is that it becomes difficult to tell if Orpheus is just that gullible, or if he's playing along with Zagreus as part of their friendship.

    • @Duiker36
      @Duiker36 3 роки тому +79

      @@kylenguyen7371 Or if it's "it's a good story and I made a cool song so Ima sing it who cares if it's true".

    • @KingsBard
      @KingsBard 3 роки тому +60

      @@Duiker36 Or maybe it's "I doubted information before and look where it got me"

    • @ametsunami4070
      @ametsunami4070 3 роки тому +49

      It gets better, when you try and tell Orpheus it was a joke, he doesn’t believe it was a joke and only becomes more convinced.

    • @lenoracalamint3114
      @lenoracalamint3114 3 роки тому +23

      @@ametsunami4070 And that he believes that Zagreus was just that humble but he's just, _"Orpheus, please.............."_

  • @taralucent1219
    @taralucent1219 5 років тому +2383

    "Orphic Dionysus is the son of Persephone and Zeus"
    Throws up in mouth.

    • @garretthochmuth4522
      @garretthochmuth4522 5 років тому +41

      same

    • @jxmus3
      @jxmus3 5 років тому +118

      Heh heh... Zeus f’ed his daughter...

    • @pastorTracy911
      @pastorTracy911 5 років тому +20

      Baby._.Sister._\ Cali *vomits*

    • @nyxshadowhawk
      @nyxshadowhawk 5 років тому +101

      I mean... Hades is her uncle.

    • @taralucent1219
      @taralucent1219 5 років тому +331

      @@nyxshadowhawk I'm kinda use to the whole incest thing in mythology. It's just that a relationship between a parent and a direct child is still pretty hard to stomach.

  • @williamnailen6640
    @williamnailen6640 2 роки тому +361

    Quick note: I'm sure you've heard the phrase "dead drunk." That's the cthonic connection. Blackouts are super scary. And since death=scary, that would be the reason that Dionysus/Zagreus wasn't really so much worshiped as dreaded in early times, so you just didn't talk about it. Or write it down. Still, there's the whole tune in/turn on/drop out thing going on throughout this era, and a bunch of people ignoring social norms and getting together to get drunk and talk about stuff during mystery rites, so I can kind of see "dude, what if Dionysus is actually this, like, really cool guy who gets drunk and parties instead of this super scary god of life, sacrifice and rebirth stuff!" Of course, since the kids are continuing to shake up the status quo, every priest and his brother attempts to quell the cult, but the party doesn't stop, and here we are with Dionysus today.

  • @dragontamer1012
    @dragontamer1012 3 роки тому +951

    Honestly, I love these deeper, darker depictions of these gods, it gives them a more mysterious and truly godlike vibe rather than just being "god of thing"

    • @lordhades8025
      @lordhades8025 2 роки тому +38

      God of thing that does [insert dumbass decision here] for shits and giggles and gives me the feeling that they are less godlike in the sense that most people nowadays consider but just "meh. I know you're there and I'm slightly worried of you power but whatever'

    • @Kienna23
      @Kienna23 2 роки тому +18

      Tbh, god of thing actually sounds like a fun title
      Edit: omg I actually got 10 likes thx guys

    • @dendoesit
      @dendoesit 2 роки тому +13

      The transition of Gods through almost every century and still retaining their past characteristics is a really interesting concept. It shows true personalities who have experienced history as a whole, like dionysus seen as a chill and fun party god and still being able to show us how scary powerful he can be with vines, insanity and transforming dudes into dolphins.
      The transition of the gods also makes you question their existence in the real world, as in "they might have been actual crazy powerful beings that originated from the cosmos who change to hide their true origins" self-questioning, and its unique.
      But going back its more obvious that its the people, the worshipers and generally the society back then that change the perspective of gods, esspecially when it happens from a historical impact, like the dark ages, or the bronze age when people were giving shape to these gods.
      Either way its interesting in itself.

  • @nicolasgarcia9416
    @nicolasgarcia9416 4 роки тому +1657

    Zeus: has affair with woman
    literally every other god: "oh lord, not again"

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 4 роки тому +95

      "Oh us, not again"

    • @marithepuppetmasterfazbear7838
      @marithepuppetmasterfazbear7838 4 роки тому +63

      Basically Every Olympian sewing Hera plan her next attack: Ah s***, here we go again.

    • @StergiosMekras
      @StergiosMekras 4 роки тому +26

      ...not just women.

    • @J1nx_exe
      @J1nx_exe 4 роки тому +31

      @@StergiosMekras not just the women, but the men and the children too!

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +18

      @@StarboyJuno They'd probably say something like "oh Chaos" or "oh Gaia."

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 6 років тому +1518

    I like that Red follows Blue's tradition of changing the title of Alexander the Kinda Successful. Also her drawings keep getting better and better!

    • @shami1kemi1
      @shami1kemi1 6 років тому +53

      Well... yeah. **Everything** is better than "the Great".

    • @dr.vikyll7466
      @dr.vikyll7466 6 років тому +51

      do you mean Alexander the now dead?

    • @gafeleon9032
      @gafeleon9032 6 років тому +43

      Alexander the almost quite kinda sorta successful, but not completely

    • @utlor24601
      @utlor24601 6 років тому +45

      It did make me smile every time she had changed Alexander the Pretty Alright's title.

    • @7211_
      @7211_ 6 років тому +23

      Alexander the not too bad

  • @VoidKing666
    @VoidKing666 2 роки тому +203

    I really like the Bacchae Dionysus for some reason. He’s chaotic, powerful, and has horns, but also is young. I also like the madness stuff.

    • @Grim_Ghost589
      @Grim_Ghost589 Рік тому +17

      Honestly, yeah.
      I think I like him for the same reasons I like Hades & Persephone. They’re cool. They’re scary, sure, but they have functional relationships & some-what likable traits about them. That definitely sets them apart from some of they’re other Pantheon members.

    • @thierryeubanks3586
      @thierryeubanks3586 Рік тому +2

      Yes! He’s my fav!

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 5 років тому +1996

    "Why did he transition so late?" Oh honey, it happens to the best of us

    • @rhys2275
      @rhys2275 4 роки тому +37

      😔✊

    • @chada4806
      @chada4806 4 роки тому +32

      This is really wholesome. :3

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 роки тому +56

      Macaroni and Cliches He was the god of homosexuality so it does make sense for him.

    • @spitfire_saint4428
      @spitfire_saint4428 4 роки тому +10

      This made me picture a dude having sex and not being able to cum, then an hour later while he's asleep just blasts off...

    • @lemonman8654
      @lemonman8654 4 роки тому +41

      @@Sweetumskitty1789 I think he was actually the god of transgender people, correct me if I'm wrong please

  • @bankruptedwizard1413
    @bankruptedwizard1413 3 роки тому +423

    I like to think sober Dionysus is still that horrifying God of death and mayhem, but he's so hammered all the time that everyone on Olympus just sees him a a drunk party maker. Unwise to his true nature.

    • @ninatrabona4629
      @ninatrabona4629 Рік тому

      There is a story from the middle east about a goddess who drinks blood and to keep Her from killing everybody the people put red coloring in the beer (invented in the middle east) to fool Her into drinking it, She does and gets drunk and falls asleep, the day is saved.

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 11 місяців тому

      No, they know exactly what his true nature is, that’s why they keep him drunk.

    • @Funhaus_Fr34k
      @Funhaus_Fr34k 9 місяців тому +6

      accepting that into my headcanon!

  • @lonelysorrows1306
    @lonelysorrows1306 5 років тому +954

    Daaaaaaaaang, Dionysus has more layers than a onion.

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 5 років тому +30

      Bacchus is love!
      Bacchus is life!

    • @devont.silverninja301
      @devont.silverninja301 5 років тому +16

      Tomoko Senpai 토모코 선배 some BODY once told me--

    • @david2618
      @david2618 5 років тому +9

      @@devont.silverninja301 The world was gonna roll me.
      But I ain't gonna give a shit.

    • @AuChoco
      @AuChoco 5 років тому +11

      *insert Shrek reference here*

    • @demolitionluvers
      @demolitionluvers 5 років тому

      Tomoko Senpai 토모코 선배 he is an ogre

  • @transcatgirl551
    @transcatgirl551 2 роки тому +149

    Things I learned from this video
    1. Zagreus in the game Hades is actually based of something and wasnt made up for the game.
    2. Dionysus' portrayal in PJO is hilarious. It makes sense hes a grumpy old man given that in the series, the gods appearance represents their mental state, but still.

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 5 років тому +857

    Honestly, I never questioned Dionysus much. His powers and characteristics usually made sense to me. He's a god of madness because wine makes you do crazy shit (looks at Heracles), he has attachments to nature because wine comes from fruit/plants, he's popular among the upper and ruling classes because better wine was a symbol of wealth, and he was considered so important because wine was pretty crucial to every day life. It was a sustainable source of hydration that could last for long periods of time in storage and was safe to drink. Alternatives were usually water or milk. Milk goes bad after like 5 minutes without refrigeration, and without proper filtration or sanitation, water could straight up kill you. Wine was essential to survival, so Dionysus was majorly important to the Greek world.
    All this, though? This just makes him THAT much cooler. Guess I should question more.

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 5 років тому +18

      assassintwinat8 Yeah. Dionysus was cool.

    • @ihhzt.154
      @ihhzt.154 5 років тому

      @ I think they're reffering to that one time with the satyrs.

    • @elizabethbergenholtz3826
      @elizabethbergenholtz3826 4 роки тому

      @ yeah but so was Dionysus, so I guess Hera is the true origin of madness.

    • @elizabethbergenholtz3826
      @elizabethbergenholtz3826 4 роки тому

      @ not poisoned I meant driven to madness, both Hercules and Dionysus have that in common with Hera.

    • @simonschnedl
      @simonschnedl 4 роки тому

      I thought they had a god of wine because they are greek...

  • @MultiNaruto900
    @MultiNaruto900 5 років тому +1324

    Zeus: The cause of probably the most awkward family reunions in the world of immortals.

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 5 років тому +164

      "Raise your hand if Zeus is your father, grandfather, or great grandfather!"
      *75% of Greek and Roman heroes raise their hands*

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +44

      @@mutantmaster1 Hera: Zeusie, you've got some 'splainin' to do!
      I will keep repeating this wherever relevant until OSP puts it on a t-shirt!

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +31

      @Emily Barclay Wouldn't be shocked if I looked at the Olympian family tree and somebody who's his own grandpa on account of Zeus. This is what happens when you can't keep in your pants and swim in your own gene pool.

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +17

      @Emily Barclay This is part of why I worship the gods of my Norse ancestors: no incest. If gods are eligible, just marry an attractive giant. Odin's dad, Bor, went that way, and his kids ended up creating the world and humanity, so I'd say he did good.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 5 років тому

      @@mutantmaster1 for 50% of them it's all of the above

  • @elmolovesyou2320
    @elmolovesyou2320 3 роки тому +1525

    Hermes: The one with the silly hat.
    Artemis: Moon.
    Apollo: Sun.
    Athena: Smart war god.
    Ares: Dumb war god.
    Demeter:The one with the plants.
    Poseidon: Ocean god.
    Zeus:King.
    Hades:Handles all things cthonk.
    Hephaestus: The ugly one.
    Aphrodite: Shipper.
    Hera:Queen.

    • @SamanthaVess
      @SamanthaVess 3 роки тому +118

      "cthonk" lol

    • @ilovepjo
      @ilovepjo 3 роки тому +42

      The one with the silly hat

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 3 роки тому +26

      I love his hat

    • @giboi03
      @giboi03 3 роки тому +58

      I'd say "unfortunately ugly blacksmith" but yeah

    • @joon__
      @joon__ 3 роки тому +25

      Not Hephaestus 🖐️😭😭😭

  • @ellagage1256
    @ellagage1256 Рік тому +115

    I like how HADES not only jokes about Zagreus and Dionysus being the same person, but also establishes the two as different aspects of the myths. Dionysus is just the god of wine but Zagreus is the one who becomes the god of rebirth

  • @augustrempelewert4377
    @augustrempelewert4377 5 років тому +701

    "I should probably just make the Bacchae its own video."
    Yes, please!

    • @chevaliergg9506
      @chevaliergg9506 5 років тому +14

      Yessssss, full score support

    • @burnerdaughter
      @burnerdaughter 5 років тому +11

      Idea for closing song: "Becoming Insane" by Infected Mushroom

    • @keroessa3079
      @keroessa3079 4 роки тому +3

      Yea!!!

    • @code_aerith
      @code_aerith 4 роки тому +2

      Yes please

    • @IcestormTundra
      @IcestormTundra 4 роки тому +3

      After reading the Bacchae to see what all the fuss was about, OMG YES!

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 6 років тому +237

    And suddenly Dionysus went from being sort of cool to one of my favorite Greek gods. Excellent video.

  • @WraythSkitzofrenik
    @WraythSkitzofrenik 4 роки тому +1981

    Hermes, raising Dionysus: I'm about to start this kid's whole career.

    • @michaelmarkcavita7979
      @michaelmarkcavita7979 3 роки тому +142

      Yep, let the Trickster God raise the Party God...

    • @gingersummer4005
      @gingersummer4005 3 роки тому +71

      @@michaelmarkcavita7979 a VERY SMART IDEA

    • @silentspirit8923
      @silentspirit8923 3 роки тому +54

      Imagine Apollo witnessing that.

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +59

      @@silentspirit8923 I can *absolutely* see the three of them being best friends

    • @dabi410
      @dabi410 3 роки тому +42

      Hermes: alright, lets go steal a sacred animal

  • @milkman1818
    @milkman1818 2 роки тому +281

    The fact Dionysus had a femboy phase is probably my absolute favorite detail in all the greek mythology

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 Рік тому +62

      Oh, Dionysus had no problem being androgynous. In The Bacchae, Pentheus explicitly mentions the god’s long blond hair that flows down to his shoulders and comments that his figure is “not like that of a wrestler) (this is when Pentheus has taken Dionysus, whom he assumes is just the mortal leader of the Bacchae, prisoner).

    • @TakiariTheDragon
      @TakiariTheDragon 4 місяці тому +1

      I'm sorry, but I need some mad *context and explination*

  • @karrie7993
    @karrie7993 6 років тому +317

    Hades staring at baby Dionysus in glee and being a Proud Papa™ makes me smile

  • @SirGeoGio13
    @SirGeoGio13 4 роки тому +815

    OSP: "There is no canon, there is only an endlessly deep well of mysteries and fragmented mythology."
    Dionysus: "Sick"

  • @tntguardian6455
    @tntguardian6455 6 років тому +666

    "STOP THAT THIS INSTANT"
    "SHAN'T" this just looks like the perfect drunk response. Don't know why. It just does.

    • @maritomoko4915
      @maritomoko4915 5 років тому +15

      This turned out so funny in my head thanks for the chuckle

    • @rellikai945
      @rellikai945 5 років тому +9

      The fact that I'm currently drunk *right* *the fuck* *now* and I found that part to be absolutely HIGH-LARIOUS only backs this theory up.

  • @Teenlink
    @Teenlink Рік тому +241

    Dionysus often went far afield, or as it is also referred to, he had a tendency to Zigreus when he should Zagreus.

  • @mabyeful
    @mabyeful 3 роки тому +2302

    I'd like to think that Dionysus and Hestia had to take turns sitting in the chair, and when a group meeting happens, they have to struggle to sit their butts in the same cramped chair. And you know when alcohol and fire mix...
    Zeus: "Man, that chair's got far more scorch marks than I remember it having before our new drinking buddy."

    • @ravennevermore423
      @ravennevermore423 3 роки тому +403

      Dionysus definitely either sits on hestias lap or on the floor while she plays with his hair, as if a caring but rightfully concerned mother figure. or at least thats the vibe.

    • @LordDeathwing17
      @LordDeathwing17 2 роки тому +187

      @@ravennevermore423 headcanon FULLY accepted.

    • @medeamaterial
      @medeamaterial 2 роки тому +53

      they probably took turns sitting on each other's lap and feeding 🍇 while they grossly made out in front of everyone's salad

    • @your_avarage_weirdo299
      @your_avarage_weirdo299 2 роки тому +68

      @@ravennevermore423 Headcanon signed. Send. and fully accepted.

    • @lorierush6561
      @lorierush6561 2 роки тому +11

      Lol

  • @DisneyFanatic2364
    @DisneyFanatic2364 6 років тому +2470

    Ares: Dumb War God
    Athena: Smart War God
    That is so true. I feel like in some areas the Ancient Greeks were ahead of their time, hehe.

    • @amiyamarshall7148
      @amiyamarshall7148 6 років тому +28

      DisneyFanatic2364 this IS THE LAST PLACE I EXPECT YOU TO BE!!! Also any updates for episode eight? I know you probably HATE hearing that but I love your writing and you inspired me to write so I am really excited

    • @Guciom
      @Guciom 6 років тому +184

      Ares was concentrated on military power while Athena was more of a tactician.

    • @animesenpai1163
      @animesenpai1163 6 років тому +17

      Guciom well muscle head and Brains

    • @Mameoth
      @Mameoth 6 років тому +122

      DisneyFanatic2364 It was funny, but it's something of a misrepresentation. Ares was more the ancient god of fighting and violence than "war" as intended by a civilized society that could field actual armies, which is why he was supplanted by the goddess of strategy born from the head of the god of rulership.

    • @leonmercury3732
      @leonmercury3732 6 років тому +33

      Mameoth my mythology class narrowed it down to Athena was goddess of the defensive war, while ares likes to drive people angry and send barbarians towards city-states just because he can. And loves to. Something about him feeding off of anger or whatever?

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 5 років тому +562

    So, eldritch god of death and madness is quietly and surreptitiously integrated into the mainstream Pantheon, mostly because he is fun at parties.

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 5 років тому +21

      I guess thoe two things are kinda connected. Like, you can't even imagine what a crazy shit people can do when they get drunk. Some of it is peaceful, and the other one...Well, I had to clean up the blood from floor after such an incident. So yeah, that makes sense to me

    • @cedricrobertson2893
      @cedricrobertson2893 5 років тому +5

      Surprice, look what has happen to Nyarlatoteph latelly

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 5 років тому +2

      @@cedricrobertson2893 would you be referring to Nyarko-chan?

    • @cedricrobertson2893
      @cedricrobertson2893 5 років тому +1

      @@snowboundwhale6860 who else

  • @rustys0rcerer702
    @rustys0rcerer702 2 роки тому +74

    4 years later and still hoping we get that Bacchae video. As a huge Dionysus fan and theatre major, the Bacchae needs more coverage!! No rush tho, it wouldn’t matter if it doesn’t have your passion in it

  • @AnthonyDaFox
    @AnthonyDaFox 3 роки тому +1223

    Sheogorath: CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!
    Dionysus: WINE! FOR EVERYONE!
    they look at each other and hug:

    • @tasya3771
      @tasya3771 3 роки тому +42

      I can imagine this cute encounter 😭😭

    • @sixthdragoness
      @sixthdragoness 3 роки тому +29

      I ship it

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 3 роки тому +66

      And hence, France was born of this union.
      Vive le vin!
      Et fromage! 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🍷 🧀

    • @missy1286
      @missy1286 3 роки тому +11

      and thus charcuterie was born

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 3 роки тому +40

      "Do _you_ love shredding people too?!"
      _"Do I ever!"_

  • @captainseyepatch3879
    @captainseyepatch3879 4 роки тому +2640

    "Do you like men or woman?"
    Athena: "I like war!"
    "Ya but what turns you on?"
    Athena: "Battle!"
    "Right but what does it take to get under your toga?"
    Athena: "Victory..."

    • @marcospatricio8283
      @marcospatricio8283 4 роки тому +185

      So... if i pull an Alexander the pretty alright on her and dedicate my victories to Athena, it's romantic in her weird way, or creepy? Or it depends on how i do it?

    • @d_valroth
      @d_valroth 4 роки тому +244

      @@marcospatricio8283 Maybe she's just hinting she's got eyes for Nike...

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 4 роки тому +75

      Am I wrong or does this sound like Ares instead of Athena...?
      I mean, wasn't she allocated with "Strategy" and a be Protecting God alongside the "Hunting down" aspect...???

    • @d_valroth
      @d_valroth 4 роки тому +107

      @@Rabijeel Artemis is the hunter, Athena is battle tactics and arts and crafts. She liked a good fight, but from a more cerebral angle, like watching a plan come together rather than getting down on the ground and hacking up the enemy which was Ares' jam.

    • @f.w.3823
      @f.w.3823 4 роки тому +13

      I wonder what Artemis would think about this line of questioning. Or Hestia...

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 3 роки тому +625

    I like that Zeus's one night stands are so common, that, according to this retelling of the story, it is plausibly possible that regular dudes can go around telling hot women that they are Zeus to convince them to bang

    • @redwolf121990
      @redwolf121990 Рік тому +103

      Kinda of makes me want to see a myth of some guy who goes out to be a hero and does a bunch of cool stuff because he believes he's the son of Zeus, only for an Olympian to be like "No, dude, your dad just said that to get laid. You've just been INSANELY lucky."

  • @doublex929
    @doublex929 2 роки тому +68

    Dionysus is the Greek ‘Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass’ trope which I think is very neat

  • @serious_salt22
    @serious_salt22 3 роки тому +1273

    I have a serious theory that because Zeus’ first wife was supposed to give birth to a son who would overthrow Zeus, and Zeus absorbed her to prevent this, Dionysus is that son. Because Dionysus is born from his leg in some tellings, it could mean that he’s the son of the first wife who is a part of Zeus (like how Athena was born from his head). This theory lines up in a sort of roundabout way with the myths where Dionysus is slated to become king of the gods!

  • @jillyrs
    @jillyrs 3 роки тому +1215

    9:35
    "Hey in order to become an actual cult you need a God to worship"
    "Screw you we'll use this guy"
    "Who is that?"
    "Lol idk some death God or smth"

    • @kristiankepley5944
      @kristiankepley5944 3 роки тому +46

      Seems legit

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 2 роки тому +92

      They just got so drunk they picked up a madness god along the way and didn't realize it till later

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 2 роки тому +20

      @@cybernurgle6413 Wine Cult: Who are you?
      Mad God: Ah, don’t mind me. I was just passing through and saw you guys partying last night. Thought I’d join. Now… *snaps fingers and makes more wine appear* how about more wine?
      Wine Cult: You must be our god! WOOHOO!

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +3409

    Ah yes another story where Zeus couldn’t control his little lightning bolt.
    But it did give us a reason to *PARTAY!*

    • @Chiefkid20
      @Chiefkid20 6 років тому +118

      Ancient Greeks got their unhinged wine orgies, and we got a new Red video. High spirits all around.

    • @Morogonaiwolf
      @Morogonaiwolf 6 років тому +59

      Well the God Pan also threw great parties. Why does nobody remember him? I mean he was also had a connection to madness (from fear) and had cool horns.

    • @alinarendon2099
      @alinarendon2099 6 років тому +33

      Did we all forget Persephone was Zeus' daughter...?

    • @Zuubaru
      @Zuubaru 6 років тому +17

      Little
      _really?_
      _how does he get the women?? Gods are huge_

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 6 років тому +26

      +Alina Rendon
      Its not like Persephone *knew* it was Ol' Dad Thunderbritches. Some interpretations of the story say Zeus disguised himself as Hades in order to lie with Persephone.

  • @akimitsuu278
    @akimitsuu278 2 роки тому +77

    Poesidon became a great example of "boss when you have to fight them" and "boss when they become playable"