@Hunting for brownies you're an idiot. you don't get it. read the comment again. "say no more" nothing more needed to be said. now it's ruined because of you
lol right??! Yo I had to look up the actress because I’m a middle school teacher and straight up this lil girl could’ve walked out of my classroom real shit
@@MrCooka3dm Wow, I really hope you're like 12 or something because an adult having that much spite against preteen girls is... disconcerting to say the least
How to let your daughter know daddy loves her: _"I don't know honey, you're like 11, 12 , 13, whatever. Did I miss your birthday again? Oops."_ (Just so you know... I've NEVER forgotten my daughters birthday, Feb. 3rd)
She didn't just creep in his room, though. She sent Ceasar a gift of a carpet, and she smuggled herself in by having her servants wrap her in it, so when it was opened for him, she popped out all dolled up and ready to charm him. She is also supposed to have recieved Marc Antony in a throne room covered with, like, a foot deep layer of rose petals on the floor. Girl knew how to make a first impression.
@@englishatheart The word actor is frequently used to refer to both men and women, and used when no gender is known. The modern (and original 1660s) definition might be something like “one who acts.” It used to be gender-specific, but in the present day, it has become gender-neutral like 'doctor' or 'lawyer'. Thank you, neeexxxt.
This is my absolute, all-time favorite. The narration is tight, funny AF, and brilliant. The acting is amazing. Aubrey Plaza is amazing. I can only imagine how much fun the actors had saying "What's poppin', Egypt?"
Apparently she’s pregnant right now - I went and found her Instagram after becoming a fan from this video! I’m sure after baby arrives and she’s had some well deserved maternity leave, they’ll bring her back. How could they not?! She’s the best they’ve ever had.
Blood on blood on blood, stacks on stacks on Stacks, chicken racks on chicken racks, LMAO!! I'm sorry this has to be one of the most funniest drunken history lessons ever LMFAO!!
Two favorite quotes: "Self, I can either set up a regular meeting with this man... or get him the egyptian way" "I know we just met, and I gave you the business immediately, my bad, however"
@@dazzleglam95 Pour Toi~~ ;) Lyric Lewis on Bessie Coleman: www.cc.com/video-clips/wqamjn/drunk-history-bessie-coleman-proves-the-haters-wrong---uncensored Lyric on Julia Child: www.cc.com/video-clips/fh7nn2/drunk-history-julia-child-goes-from-spy-to-gourmet-chef
Yooo whyd you miss the historical fact that Cleopatra actually snuck into J.C's room rolled up in a carpet carried by her servant lol. THAT would have been hilarious for this skit.
@@andrews527 yeah sorry youre right, fam. i read this one about her. It was on an oversized sack of hemp or leather and she arranged herself lengthwise. Thats the only clue historians have of her size...then his servant Apollodorus did the rest. JC didnt have a chance haha
People are really on here taking time to pick apart a comedy sketch because of how “inaccurate” it is? It’s called Drunk History for a reason! Relax , take it for what it is, and enjoy the show. Ganymedes said don’t worry about it, so we don’t worry about it 😂
You have a point. But when some people said it was more accurate than the Netflix doc, more knowledgeable people had to stand up and say, "What about Pompey?" And What about the Fact that the grave of Cleopatra's sister, Arsinoe, was excavated and she was Clearly, Obviously, Irrefutably, a BLACK woman. LOL So were Cleopatra and Nefertiti and a host of other Queens and Kings (Pharaohs) in Egypt. Despite bigoted "Egyptologists" hollering about it! LOL
@@sieraclayton1503I think most people are exaggerating for what they think is comedic effect. Of course, several other people have made the “joke” so it’s not funny.
The Coliseum was used for entertainment and was built between 70-80 AD which is over 100 years after Caesar's death. The historically accurate event that that refers to is Caesar's Alexandrian Triumph in which she was marched through the Pomerium along with the spoils of the campaign, paintings of the major events, countless other slaves, Caesar himself and his legions. They would parade to the temple of Jupiter where the slaves prisoners would be killed and then partied for 10 days. Seeing as she was so young, the Roman people asked Caesar to spare her which he did.
@@fatboyRAY24 Thank you. Pre-Dynastic Egyptians we’re proven to be black Africans from the Nile Valley. Now by this time, it has been invaded, so they’re right AND we’re right. Pyramid building Egypt, that was black Egypt chile
@@holagataeang well it depends where are you from and what English do you speak. You say chips I say fries You say chips I say crisps , you say jelly I say jam , you say eggplant I say aubergine ( I can go on forever).
Ganymedes goes, "Yo she told me to kill him, I killed him, don't worry about it." And then Ganymedes says to all of us, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T ASK HIM ABOUT IT. 😭😂😂
That's not how Achilles died though... Not even CLOSE.... AND Julius Caesar was having an affair with Cleopatra while she was Married to her brother and ruler, behind her brothers back, and even produced Caesar's oldest and possibly ONLY biological Son.
@@singerg02 Excuse my typo...Achillas wasn't just killed in the desert by Ganymedes as this shows while being walked upon.. Arsinoe was actually friends with Achillas for some time, they both apposed Caesar, later they had a falling out and he was ordered to be killed while Arsinoe was in power and so that Ganymedes could take Achillas place as the Commander of the Royal Army... EVERYONE knew about this in the kingdom, it wasn't hidden...
@@u770017 Cleopatra was an ethnic Greek. The Ptolemies conquered Egypt about 300 years prior during the reign of Alexander the Great. By this time period, there was a distinct ruling class of Greek oppressors. You'll notice that Cleopatra, Arsinoe, Achillas (the leader of the army), and Ganymedes (the eunuch) all had VERY Greek names. Not Egyptian, because they were ethnic Greeks speaking Greek. Unfortunately the colonization of Africa and other places didn't begin in the 1500s but centuries earlier.
"Say no more girl. You put that Egyptian ass on me, it's a done deal."
- Julius Cesar, 51 BC
@Hunting for brownies you're an idiot. you don't get it. read the comment again.
"say no more"
nothing more needed to be said.
now it's ruined because of you
@@qtmeii what?
@@qtmeii ok big man
Hahhahahhahha
@@sammuelalcantara1178 “say no more” means that no more needs to be said. The joke is that they said more
A whole crowd of Romans chanting "You're wack" is the best thing I've seen in a while.
YES
@Adam Malec NOT RIGHT NOW.
Let's not forget he was assassinated
😂😂😂
"Say no more girl, you put that Egyptian a** on me it's a done deal."
Julius Caesar, 51 BC.😂
Real shit! That's how it happened! 😂😂🤣
illwill74. No it's not.
Wooosh
"Let's go invade some shit!"
LOL
I tried to like this comment twice...
Imagine a whole coliseum chanting “you’re whack” at you.
Sounds like your 8th grade talent show when you tried to lip synch Gwen Stefani
Romans: Es Wack! Es Wack!
😂😂😂
Preciselyyyyyy
“What’s popping egypt”
-Julius Caesar arriving in Alexandria, Circa 51 B.C.
Lol his body language was so over the top 😂
Sounds legit
Its yo boi JC! its bouta get lit!
Well Pompey's head for one...
Ghetto-Caesar comes off a little gay 😂
Okay but Aubrey Plaza looks ridiculously good as Cleopatra
Throughout the whole video I thought that it was Satine Phoenix playing Cleopatra.
she is fucking crazy hot with that eye makeup. Jesus
I know right. Cleopatra either didn't exist or looked every bit like that!
Yeah, I now wished the character looked like Aubry in Assassin's Creed Origins :D
GriffyS Same! She looks allot like Satine
It wasn’t weird for them. They were like “we gone be, blood on blood on blood, stacks on stacks on stacks, chicken racks, on racks on racks”
😂😂😂😂
The way they were nuzzling while they said it tho 😂😂😂
Alabama would be proud.
worked in the middle east, I had a patient once told me his family is only allowed to marry within the family/tribe. Not siblings tho, but cousins.
From a Bicycle seat these things still go on today you just have to look for it
"I know we just met, and I gave you the business immediately, my bad"
-Me, after every first date
😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
How I met my current bf of 2 years 🍸
Same 🤣🤣
I once broke a date up into two parts just so i wasn't technically giving it up on the first date.
I can't believe how good that girl playing Arsinoe is at capturing the attitude.
@@MrCooka3dm while reciting a line from someone else verbatim in perfect time? Yup. You ever been to a middle school play before?
@@MrCooka3dm as was my reply
lol right??! Yo I had to look up the actress because I’m a middle school teacher and straight up this lil girl could’ve walked out of my classroom real shit
@@MrCooka3dm Wow, I really hope you're like 12 or something because an adult having that much spite against preteen girls is... disconcerting to say the least
@@MrCooka3dm what's her name??
every time they said “SHES 11 AND A HALF OR 12” I SCREAMED
This line all day
11.5 😂😂😂😂
Bitch I love your profile name and picture 🤣
“You’re either 11.5 or 12 years old”
How to let your daughter know daddy loves her: _"I don't know honey, you're like 11, 12 , 13, whatever. Did I miss your birthday again? Oops."_ (Just so you know... I've NEVER forgotten my daughters birthday, Feb. 3rd)
Matt from Florida Florida Man
@@Matt_from_Florida Mine Feb 8. SWEET 11
@@bluestar3931 Happy birthday Blue Star! Hope you had a wonderful day!
Lmao best is 6:52 imo
"I'm cute now bish, I'm Queen of Egypt" 😂😂
I read this as she said it 😂
"Girl, what is you doing to my bowdy?"
- Julius Caesar
Christinea
What a touching quote. *is starting to tear up*
I crieeeed omg
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Girl you put that Egyptian a@$ on me!" - Julius Caesar
She made it through the entire story and then spilled her drink. I didn’t see that coming lol.
I laughed to tears...😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Yeah I died laughing. xD
Spoilers!!
itarfer Never. Ever. Evereverever. Read the comments before watching. @Brandon Bradley et al.: Same. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Gives him the Egyptian business right there..."
"Now that's a Pyramid scheme"
😂😂😂
Jomar Esteban
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still surprised she didn’t laugh,that would’ve thrown me all the way off.
Jomar Esteban I was lmao when she was Scissoring him 😂
This is quite possibly the funniest Drunk History I've ever seen.
i came here after watching Tiffany Haddish’s episode ! also HILARIOUS. 🤣
@McCauley Tim DEFINITELY the funniest! Best narrative ever.
This one and martha "the mouth" mitchell are a tie for me.
Drunk queens are awesome
@ملقرت ملك صور it's not
Cleopatra said to herself, she was like “self”
😂😂😂
😂
My favorite part ☺️😆😂
What duration is that?
@@itsmek3 3:08
@@elisejackson2854 thank you
She said to herself , she was like: “Self”. 😂
I loled at that!
Jonathan McCafferty Look, what’s the point of being a monarch if you’re not going to mention yourself as a third person at least once?
I laughed so hard I was like, "self STOP"
That's from the movie Set It Off Blair Underwood said it lol.
It’s those funny awkward moments that get you
She didn't just creep in his room, though. She sent Ceasar a gift of a carpet, and she smuggled herself in by having her servants wrap her in it, so when it was opened for him, she popped out all dolled up and ready to charm him.
She is also supposed to have recieved Marc Antony in a throne room covered with, like, a foot deep layer of rose petals on the floor. Girl knew how to make a first impression.
melissa saint facts lol
Wow, that's so interesting!
Way to ruin it, Nerd.
@@flibgonrtsheglis242 You must be fun on a first date, lol
OMG I LOVE THIS
The fake abs on Achillas are sending me
Me too man
Fr
succulent
Succulent
That child actor is amazing. She is serving looks and throwing shade like a full grown badass. Good for her. She's going places.
Actress. Women/girls are actresses. There's nothing wrong with having different versions of words for the sexes.
@@englishatheart The word actor is frequently used to refer to both men and women, and used when no gender is known. The modern (and original 1660s) definition might be something like “one who acts.”
It used to be gender-specific, but in the present day, it has become gender-neutral like 'doctor' or 'lawyer'.
Thank you, neeexxxt.
@@englishatheart did you just assume her gender?
Lotusmonk YEAH NIGGA. FLYING UNICORN
@@englishatheart The fuck are you talking about?
She scissored that man! I'm crying
And put her barefoot in his face, just heaven
😂😂😂😂
@@gunman462 ew,go away human with foot fetish
No, YOU go away u rotten tomato... That shit was sexy AF...
Scissoring Caesar
This episode gets an 11.5 or 12 out of 10
Chris Ayers so does this comment
69th like... Nice 😎
Dude thats drunk math
Dude I read this before watching the video and it made the video even better lol.."you 11.5"
🤣🤣 THIS COMMENT 👏🏻
This is my absolute, all-time favorite. The narration is tight, funny AF, and brilliant. The acting is amazing. Aubrey Plaza is amazing. I can only imagine how much fun the actors had saying "What's poppin', Egypt?"
Aubrey plaza is killin it with the looks
Edit: Holy Hell, this has been my Most liked comment ever.
I see we are a people of culture as well.
not to mention creating original and new sex positions, she was straight up tribbing Caesar
And David Wain with those glasses!
@@SomethingSeemsOff lol those positions are not new
@@homelackin2234 They were new to him!
She always kills it.
“Yo, she told me to kill him, I killed him.” “DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!”
We dont ask him about it either
And hes dead
Don't AXE him bout it! 😂
Ganymedes 'bout that life...
He said don’t worry so we don’t lol burp burp
Is nobody going to mention the sassy little girl? Cause she winning it for me 😂
Kanavaya YYAAASSS!
RIGHT lol
Big facts lmao she might be 11 or 12 but peep dis 👏😂
Sassy? Is that supposed to be code for acting black?
Kelly Robinson you’re reaching
Ngl - that little girl who played Arsinoe was a fierce af! There arent a lot of good child actors but she was giving me life!
She was giving terrifying young teenager and she was PERFECT ❤
As expected, Aubrey is friggin hilarious, but the girl who plays her little sister seriously needs to be recognized cause she killed it!
Facts but who is she?
@@outlawz7623 olivia trujillo
honestlyyyyyyy
True but the girl, the real mvp, that was the most hilarious was the story teller
Benson Lee I REALLY loved the combo.
"I know we just met. And I gave you the business immediately, My bad."
-Cleopatra
BCloWns3 Look, if you’re a monarch without referring to yourself as a third person at least one, then what’s the point?
"Damn, she's very buck. She knucks if she bucks all the time."
-Julius Caesar, circa 51 B.C.
Lmaooo
What does this mean btw?
What does that mean? 🤔
Ready to fight
@@jazzy2093 best line ever
"You gonna be reading from the book of the dead cuz you gon be what? Dead and gone" gets me everytime 😂😂
If I ever travel to Egypt...and I will, the first thing I'm gonna say when I get off the plane is "What's poppin' Egypt?"
SAME!!😂😂👏
africool 420 likes hehe🌿
"He sounds like a succulent man."
"As in doesn't need water?"
Ded. 😭😭😂😂😂🤣
I WAS DEDT WITH A WHOLE T AT THE END. 🤣
Im pritty shur succulent can also mean "yummy" like seductive
“Dead and gone.” 😂😂😂😂
@@ashlyelizabethlyons8561 woosh! That was the joke...
Comedy Central has got to make an entire Drunk History movie. This is the funniest episode they've had in awhile.
Drunk History of the World!
mrexia: Part 2!
yaaass!! and Bill Wurzt should do the music!!!
The best part is, she is genuinely drunk...and not putting on an act. This is pure drunk storytelling and it's great!
Lyric killed it! She actually made the story her own and this felt so much more like the earlier Drunk History stuff.
“She marries her brother, Ptolemy.”
“I’m sorry, marries?”
“Yes. It wasn’t weird for them.”
"I'll make a deal with you...my lil' sisters wilin out, she's very ratchet" 😂😭
Valea Parison that had me hollerin🤣🤣🤣😭😭
This video was the first drunk history that I watched and I went on a binge. After 147882 videos, honestly this narrator killed it. Bring her back!!!
Yeah same.. It kind of ruined my life to watch this episode first. Cause i think it's the best that ever was, or ever will be.
She had another one but I cannot remember who it’s about lol
That’s how I feel about the one about Percy Julian with Jordan Peele!
Cassandra Slye ohh if you remember please do tell!!
@@m.h2247 its Julia Child lol
"gurl what is you doing to ma bowdy"
Julius Caesar, 51 BC
10 ten Greatest love stories in World History
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
How did she get past the guards anyway?
@@Lauren.E.O Carpet
I'm your 1k like! I'm proud of my self there
"I'm cute now, bitch, i'm the queen of Egypt."
- Arsinoe IV, September 48 BC.
"ESS'CUSE ME??"
- Cleopatra, 51 BC
"What's poppin'"
- Julius caesar
"Take back my throne, because, yo!" - Arsinoe
Stu Lora “Oh, so you not gonna fuck with me?” - Arsinoe.
"Yaaaaas bitch!"
- Arsinoe
"I know that I'm 11, but peep this." -Arsinoe
Everyone talking about how good Aubrey look, which is true, but the lady telling the story is mesmerizing
@Tyrel J. it's okay to have bad taste
@@badboi0717 she ain't got shit on Aubrey if you disagree you have shit tier taste
True that. We need more of her on Drunk History
They’re both beautiful
Lyric is gorgeous
Them sex positions they was doing had me hollering. I damn near passed out from laughter.
It was unforgettably classic.
The foot up on his face - I was gasping for breath!!!
Scissor me timbers.
“You need to check your wife”🤣😂 she had the attitude along with it lol too funny 😅
This was honestly the best narrated drunk history ever!! Everything was quotable lol! I must have watched it more than 11 and a half or 12 times!🤣🤣🤣🤣
*11.5
!!!!!!!!!
Drunk queens are awesome
I see what you did there!!! ROFL
I stopped counting😂😂
Damn She's the best Narrator.
I just keep rewatching this cause y'all ain't giving her more gigs.
Steely Phil She looked like she was STRUGGLING at the end. Are they really drunk or just acting?
@@swampThaang I don't really know.
If they were really drinking, that's awesome. 😂
Apparently she’s pregnant right now - I went and found her Instagram after becoming a fan from this video! I’m sure after baby arrives and she’s had some well deserved maternity leave, they’ll bring her back. How could they not?! She’s the best they’ve ever had.
Ikr she makes it so fun
Dead ass I've watched this at least 40 times
I love how no one including Arsinoë knows exactly how old she is
11.5 to 12 years old, duuuh
She’s like, 11.5 or 12... chicken racks on racks on racks 😂
to be fair, calendars weren't as precise back then haha
IM SCREAMING THIS IS A MASTERPIECE HSKDJKD- literally lost it when cleopatra started scissoring ceaser
Girl, what you doin' to my bawdy!
"When i finish u gone be readin from the book of the dead cus u gone be wat?..dead and gone..."😂😂😂😂😂i am dead
Did you read from the book of the dead?
cuz you gone be what?
That part!!
Hahahahhahaa
Blood on blood on blood, stacks on stacks on Stacks, chicken racks on chicken racks, LMAO!! I'm sorry this has to be one of the most funniest drunken history lessons ever LMFAO!!
Ebony Cutie I was waiting for this comment
It really was.
Yesssss im livin lmao
My favorite
I recite these lines a couple of times a week. Not sure why, but it makes me chuckle.
"She's eleven and a half or twelve!"
I died every time they said that
Like how many times? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like 11.5!
When my woman gets home I'm gonna show this to her and we're gonna do a shot everytime they mention her age!
Defrey "I'm 11 so stfu!"
“My sister is not the fucking queen. She’s just some bitch on the throne.” Iconic.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT PYRAMID SCHEME PUN I'M WHEEZING
@Nina Steffen SAME!
Intelligent folks only lol
Well, you are!
*uck yeah 😂😅🤣😎
I am dying
Girl who played Arsinoe was fantastic! Def a great counterpart to Plaza. The casting for this one was on point!
And pretty too
Maybe for acting BUT *NOT FOR THE COLOR.*
@@KaneneProductions I mean, the Ptolemy dynasty were Greek, so she looked fine to me.
actress name?
@@jebinm4706 imdb is still updating
Arsinoe: "My sister is not the f***** queen. She's just some B**ch on the throooooone". I'm dying over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How can I not find a comment talking about this lil interaction 4:43 “He sounds like a succulent man.” “He doesn’t need water?”
Underappreciated 😂😂 I died
lol yeah what a crazy observation … he sounds succulent, I don’t know “ 😂
From now on Imma start all my gossip with “I know I’m 11 but peep this...”
OMG ME
Same! Or " I know that I'm 11.5 or 12..."
Sameee
Yeah I’m gonna need this specific episode to become a multi-season HBO series
Jajaja I vouch for that!!!!!!!
Have y'all heard of Rome? It's a mult-season HBO series
New HBO series: She's like, 11.5 or 12!
thepeacefish but with out the white cleopatra
I want the SAME cast and Narrator...let's make this happen
Two favorite quotes:
"Self, I can either set up a regular meeting with this man... or get him the egyptian way"
"I know we just met, and I gave you the business immediately, my bad, however"
When Aubrey Plaza says "husband, brother" the face she makes when she says brother is just perfection. 1:37
Can she just narrate all of them ?! This is the best one 😂❤️
YES. Lyric Lewis is the BEST! Her Julia Child is hysterical ;)
Jen McCormack I’m about to look that up thank you😂🙌🏽
@@dazzleglam95 Pour Toi~~ ;)
Lyric Lewis on Bessie Coleman: www.cc.com/video-clips/wqamjn/drunk-history-bessie-coleman-proves-the-haters-wrong---uncensored
Lyric on Julia Child: www.cc.com/video-clips/fh7nn2/drunk-history-julia-child-goes-from-spy-to-gourmet-chef
Yes i was thinking the same thing🤣😂
That means she would have to drink on all of them. That’s too much alcohol
Yooo whyd you miss the historical fact that Cleopatra actually snuck into J.C's room rolled up in a carpet carried by her servant lol. THAT would have been hilarious for this skit.
keep in mind she was drunk.
That may be a myth Some accounts say she was carried in in a sack.
@@andrews527 yeah sorry youre right, fam. i read this one about her. It was on an oversized sack of hemp or leather and she arranged herself lengthwise. Thats the only clue historians have of her size...then his servant Apollodorus did the rest. JC didnt have a chance haha
@@elisejackson2854 lol you really think she is? 😂
@@rchc329 i do.
Aubrey is the queen of the deadpan comedy
She is hotter than the sun.
She's SO good
She is a GODESS!!
Author of the Book of the Dead..... pan
i thought Cleopatra was lookin a lot like aubrey
This video has a better story telling than the whole season 8 of GOT
...Sad but true
“Now that’s a pyramid scheme”
“F*ck like an Egyptian”
No one gonna talk about these deadpan comments by Derek tho
@From a Bicycle seat Well it looks like you figured out how to do it on your own anyway. Good job.
share bear ☝️
From a Bicycle seat oh I didn’t even notice he said fuck 😂
it took me 8 minutes to realize that julius caesar is wearing glasses in ancient Egypt
And Arsinoe wearing bright red converse
Same bro like right at the 8 minute mark
”you gonna be reading the book of the dead after this cause you gonna be what? Dead and gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wrote the same comment...that sex scene was the best ever!!!😂😂
I know I gave the Egyptians business, my bad
😭😭😭😭😭
Lol this reminded me of the khadi meme
People are really on here taking time to pick apart a comedy sketch because of how “inaccurate” it is? It’s called Drunk History for a reason! Relax , take it for what it is, and enjoy the show. Ganymedes said don’t worry about it, so we don’t worry about it 😂
He told all of us
You have a point. But when some people said it was more accurate than the Netflix doc, more knowledgeable people had to stand up and say, "What about Pompey?" And What about the Fact that the grave of Cleopatra's sister, Arsinoe, was excavated and she was Clearly, Obviously, Irrefutably, a BLACK woman. LOL So were Cleopatra and Nefertiti and a host of other Queens and Kings (Pharaohs) in Egypt. Despite bigoted "Egyptologists" hollering about it! LOL
@@sieraclayton1503I think most people are exaggerating for what they think is comedic effect. Of course, several other people have made the “joke” so it’s not funny.
You can't tell me Aubrey Plaza WASN'T there during Ancient Egypt
Sara B Bahahaha!
Nahh she was there getting her freak on
@NEGUS MBARKA actually she's of Puerto Rican descent so
Not really white white but whatever keep taking it too seriously
*We gonna be blood on blood on blood*
*Stacks on stacks on stacks*
*Chicken racks on racks on racks*
🤣 I always die on that
This is my fav thing why does she say chicken 😂😂
Korey Green YAAAS 🤣
Korey Green because blacks, slang gods that we are, have taken to calling money... "🐓"
🤦🏿♂️ I mean... the jokes write themselves
Hahah that's the line that stuck with me too hahaha
My 2020 theme....yessssss
This is my favorite, “Take her lil ass to Rome, I’m DONE.” Love Aubrey 💕
Ree Robinson Her face when she says that ! 😂😂😂😂
Actually is a storytellers funny lines. Aubrey just enhanced them with her comedic timing
“She’s very buck - she knucks if she bucks all the time.”
- J. Caesar
That little girl is coming out here ready to snatch up every Tony like she snatched Julius Caesar’s dignity.
Hahahaha!
AND I OOP OMG IM DEAD
Right? How come she doesn't get listed as a featured actress when she's the star?
Cruxador I didn't know that but she's my absolute favorite in this skit
Well, if history documentary was like this all the time, I would learn so damn much
You'd also get a lot of misinformation but honestly worth it.
Anonymous Fox of course this cannot be true haha. But still so entertaining
Facts 😂😂 I would stay getting A’s
You actually would learn less
None of this was even remotely correct.
“Now that’s a pyramid scheme”😭😭😂😂😂
AaliyahBleu 🏆
And she just ignores that comedic gold. lol
haha
Ec-scoose me? Like, you gon' come for my, like, WHAT?
"Now that's a Pyramid scheme!" 😂
That was the best, I'm still laughing.😂😂😂
She had ya boi sprung, reading the book of the dead, and floating like Peter Pan
Zaranda 8 días y b
That girl who played arsinoe really did a good ass job and is not being appreciated for it in this comment section!!! Give her some love guys
Kemi Coker i agree she did great
I can tell her, i know her
YAASSSS. Stole the damn show! Lol
@@victorialanderos2614 Who is the actress? What is her name?
@@WmLatin he doesn't say anything about the name of the actress.
“hey girl hey”
-Ptolemy, Alexandria, Circa 51 b.c
Casyea Chapman this is my new line
"Ptolemy. Yo."
Lyric Lewis is an amazing narrator! She should be in more episodes
She was in another one earlier, about Julia Child. Unfortunately this show has been cancelled.
I Demand that she be the official Drunk History narrator
Vick Marie wait til you watch tiffany haddish’s lmao
Vick Marie Agree!!
She's hilarious and spills the drink at the end. Haha.
@@Darkness-ie2yl Damn dude you're really doublin' down on the edginess, ain'tcha?
@@k.batayola9237 Watched it right when it came out I like this one better!
I'm an uncomplicated person. I see Aubrey Plaza playing Cleopatra, I click
Firiel you also edit your comments. Sounds complicated.
You had one job.
Facts
Such a simplified comment
Nigga what I’m here for it 😂😂 Aubrey find asl
"Damn! She's very BUCK. She knucks if she bucks allll the time..."
Hilarious
😂🤣
what the fuck does that even mean
Can someone tell me what that means?
Y’all must’ve never heard of the song “Knuck If You Buck”?
No one knows what it means...
Aubrey is such a good actress, the small details of acting/ quirks, flawless
The foot in David Wain’s face 👌🏼😅
So, Cleopatra is like: "Escousmeeee, like... you don't come for my... like... What!?" LOL XD
That was hilarious!
Best part 😂😂
ESCOUSEME?
"Eskoos Me??" - Cleopatra(51 BC).
😂😂😂
BEST LINE EVA!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Thinking about a Coliseum of people chanting "you're wack" at Ceasar really makes me laugh.
The Coliseum was used for entertainment and was built between 70-80 AD which is over 100 years after Caesar's death. The historically accurate event that that refers to is Caesar's Alexandrian Triumph in which she was marched through the Pomerium along with the spoils of the campaign, paintings of the major events, countless other slaves, Caesar himself and his legions. They would parade to the temple of Jupiter where the slaves prisoners would be killed and then partied for 10 days. Seeing as she was so young, the Roman people asked Caesar to spare her which he did.
@@modelotime2082
Yea, I was about to say, "The Coliseum was a lot later."
Me too. Wish I could see that
Still more accurate than Netflixs so called "documentary", and probably way more entertaining aswell.
I was about to wright that, it crossed my mind too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for a fellow neener neenerer ❣️lol and you're SoOoOoOoO right!!!
Although I honestly thought there'd be more! 🙃
None of these people are Arabic and there's a black guy playing ptolemy
@@harleyquinn8DAncient Egyptians were not arabic 😂
@@fatboyRAY24 Thank you. Pre-Dynastic Egyptians we’re proven to be black Africans from the Nile Valley. Now by this time, it has been invaded, so they’re right AND we’re right. Pyramid building Egypt, that was black Egypt chile
The story telling/acting combo is gold in this one.
“She put some wisdom in my head, told me I shouldn’t fuhk with it so we not gonna do it.”
K. Junior “Bitch, we don’t know you like that.... Oh no, you not gonna fuck with me?” . Absolute gold.
Damn I am Egyptian from Alexandria and I am laughing my ass out , wish our history lectures was that fun
We say "laughing my ass off" not out. "Out" sounds like your butt is falling out of your body. Lol!!
@@holagataeang well yeah in Egypt we say what ev.... we royal like that
@@RushzillaRecords I say whatev as well, guess I should've been born Egyptian? 🤷🏻♀️ Im totally kidding. Lol
@@holagataeang well it depends where are you from and what English do you speak. You say chips I say fries You say chips I say crisps , you say jelly I say jam , you say eggplant I say aubergine ( I can go on forever).
madhatter glttrs. ;) ;)
Ganymedes goes, "Yo she told me to kill him, I killed him, don't worry about it."
And then Ganymedes says to all of us, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
DON'T ASK HIM ABOUT IT. 😭😂😂
ACKS him bout it***
Ftfy lol
So we don't [ask him bout it]
That's not how Achilles died though... Not even CLOSE.... AND Julius Caesar was having an affair with Cleopatra while she was Married to her brother and ruler, behind her brothers back, and even produced Caesar's oldest and possibly ONLY biological Son.
@@metalm1ke Achilles and Achillas are two different people.
@@singerg02 Excuse my typo...Achillas wasn't just killed in the desert by Ganymedes as this shows while being walked upon.. Arsinoe was actually friends with Achillas for some time, they both apposed Caesar, later they had a falling out and he was ordered to be killed while Arsinoe was in power and so that Ganymedes could take Achillas place as the Commander of the Royal Army... EVERYONE knew about this in the kingdom, it wasn't hidden...
This is the funniest one of these I've ever seen. Lyric Lewis is f'n hysterical. And what Aubrey Plaza does with Lyric's narrative is perfect.
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that dude had literally washboard abs lmaoo like painted on an actual board 😂
Damn, Aubrey Plaza takes hotness to another level with her Cleopatra look
aubrey plaza hella attractive.
ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH THAT!!!
She's more attractive when she looks normal.
What else is new? She's so insanely hot.
@@brettnelson7518 agreed. I always thought she looked better during the earlier seasons of Parks & Rec when she wore lighter or no makeup.
GIRL WHAT IS YOU DOIN TO MY BODY??!!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ms. Jai - Boom...!
Now that’s some skills....
@@ichiban308 Thanks for knocking that out for me! 🤜🏾
@@TheWorld_2099 🤣🤣
@Evi1M4chine Right!!! 😂
He protec
He attack
But most importantly
Julius Ceasar is wack
🤣🤣
What a bad friend!
"She told me to kill him. I kilt him. Don't worrrry about it" smhrotflmao
fuggedaboutit
"Hey Ptolemy husband, brother, we should fux with Rome" 🤣
Aubrey Plaza absolutely kills it as Cleopatra holy hell
Why did they get a white women to play Cleopatra....again?
@@u770017 She's half Puerto Rican plus it's Drunk History, it's not supposed to be accurate, they even had a woman play as Hamilton.
@@u770017 What? Cleopatra was from a Greek-Macedonian dynasty.
@@u770017 Cleopatra was an ethnic Greek. The Ptolemies conquered Egypt about 300 years prior during the reign of Alexander the Great. By this time period, there was a distinct ruling class of Greek oppressors. You'll notice that Cleopatra, Arsinoe, Achillas (the leader of the army), and Ganymedes (the eunuch) all had VERY Greek names. Not Egyptian, because they were ethnic Greeks speaking Greek. Unfortunately the colonization of Africa and other places didn't begin in the 1500s but centuries earlier.
Aubrey Plaza played Burr in that episode IIRC
Holy shit this gal needs to narrate more episodes. I could listen to her talk all day