Portal 2 Sucks! Valve Is Garbage! This Game Is Bad.
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- Опубліковано 9 січ 2024
- Portal 2 is an overly-hyped piece of garbage that only bad-taste having Valve fanboys will enjoy. Nobody actually played this game that claims to love it, and if you disagree, you are just lying in bad faith. Here is me and my community's honest review.
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Portal 2 is honestly trash - I genuinely couldn't believe people actually like this game. This sequel is honestly horrible, and as usual, Valve fanboys, will continue to defend their almight, precious Valve with absolutely no shame whatsoever. Hardly any of you actually played this boring, repetitive piece of trash. If you did, show me your trophies; show me your achievements; show me your playthrough. Oh, wait. You can't - because you didn't even finish the game! Portal 2 Sucks - Uninstalled!
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"For the first 5 to 10 hours" the game is like 3 hours max
Sounds like a skill issue
You have bad taste and argue in bad faith if you think this game deserves more than a 6/10.
@@EZGaming0 selflike lmao
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You gonna censor me because I don't agree? That sounds like a dictatorship.@@EZGamingModerator1
@EZGaming0 dude youst becuse you suck at puzzles dosen't mean the game sucks ok and the fact you are youst a nother retarded youtuber ho yous goes ageinst evrithing pepole are saing yous't to seam difteant and smart i olso garente you invested and are playing cripto zoo you dumv pice of shit
4:59 "I know what I'm supposed to do"
**proceeds to incorrectly explain how the puzzle is solved**
bro got stuck at a puzzle for more than 15 minutes
So they're streaming just to cry and complain about a puzzle they suck at?
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so true
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@@chrisbuitendijk5367get a pfp
@@DogGaming506 he's right what he said but wrong in his pfp
Glados is not even the boss
I can't tell if this is bait, but if it is, it's really really good bait
Zombie in the trenches, let's go! @@zombiekillermtx1795
Yeah it's bait lol, he said in another comment that golum was what he considered, good taste
what the fuck do you mean?@@EZGaming0
Tldr: he got bored ina puzzle game so he called it boring, and he dislikes the characters. Fair opinion i guess but obviously dosn't make it a bad game, just isn't his cup of tea. Im pretty sure this is only on my feed bc ive been loosly following some portal mods and revolution just came out a couple of days ago lul.
You just have bad taste in games.
@@EZGaming0 ur retard
ez is the goat
@@EZGaming0 then what's the good taste?
Skull Island: Rise of Kong, LOTR: Gollum, The Day Before. How many more do you need?@@camolot2102
I know that it's rage bait... but i just want to mention that both portal 1 and 2 were made by literal college students. Valve hired college students to make a game that, when you just look past all the cracks has actually a good story. Yeah sure it can get a bit corny and glitchy at times, but that is just what happens when making games and sequals. Besides, Valve has made some great games, and has also helped shape the gaming industry, and im also willing to bet that he's playing portal through Steam, and who is Steam owned by? Valve. Valve didnt just give us amazing games like Half-Life, but also gave us one of the, if not the biggest gaming launcher in the world, with millions of games available. So, suite yourself calling Valve a horrible company who's only great accomplishment was Half-Life, just know that Portal, which you yourself praise was made by the exact same people, just 4 years later with a higher budget, and better voice acting.
i don´t like youtubers who say smth that is completely against what everyone else says just to stand out, there are so many better ways to do that
As an intellectual I beat this game in a mere 5 MINUTES, valve needs to STEP it UP and create harder puzzles for us REAL gamers
Big facts!
Appreciate the support! These fake gamers defend garbage and for what ? Could never be me
bro this is a satire comment…
Sounds like a skill issue honestly
Meanwhile with me: Welp, time to use W A L K T H R O U G H
I have a question for you, what games do you think are your favorites? I am genuinely curious!
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@@SunskuOreana The fuck does that have to do with my question?
That's what I'm wondering
def HALO he's a halo fanboy
young is the goat@@ChiefofGnomeCommand
bro need a hug
You are completely mentally stable
Are you a doctor?
i hope this is sarcasm
V E R Y G O O D
Turn up Foxy!
I love Portal 2, I have played it more times than I can count, and I indeed have all of the achievements.
This is what happens when the game beats you LMAO. Enjoy the ratio
"solving puzzles is smooth brain"
It’s not about the puzzles. It’s about the other aspects. It’s boring.
If it isn't about the puzzles, then about what? Oh no, a full price game has 30 mins of story! It's so boring! Also, this guy likes the day before@@EZGaming0
watching people who are missing the ability to think is fun
hes a young defiant clone go watch young
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
i cant tell if this is bait or you genuinely have the worst attention span ive ever seen 🤣 on the off chance that you're serious portal 2 is known as one of the best puzzle games ever made and if you wanna say otherwise you're gonna need a better argument than "puzzle and story bad because i said so" lmao
Blue goo trigger dopamine release 🗿
FACTS IT WAS SO BORING AND UNFUNNY
Portal 2 is for casuals and casuals enjoy it. Academic Thinker Turn Up!
Big facts Joe! This game is another soulless Half-Life ripoff but without the academic thought put behind it.
Bro forgot there is a reason why it's a 5 star game 💀
You should change and grow as a person NOW!
mad cuz bad
What a clown.
honestly i think portal 2 isn't too bad but i did stop at the second row of 19 levels 'cause i just got bored, but i don't think it's a
"piece of trash". i think you might also be hurting someone's feelings here, I do NOT mean to offend you in any way but i woud watch my words a bit better if i were you
Bro is just not smart😳
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This must be the game reviewer who cant get through cupped tutorial. And quite possibly didnt form his brain fully
1:43 it’s called adding new features so it’s worth getting the sequel mate.
also i feel like this is rage bate ngl
this guy got to be trolling
I agree the game takes to long to beat and its boring the game also doesn't tell you what to do
Yo appreciate that Chris - need more support like you around here.
How can i be different today?:
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young defiant clone .
y u mad bro?
Having what seems to be your entire channel dedicated to making rage-bait videos on popular games and sarcastic praise for bad ones is a really weird road to choose to go down. To be honest I have no idea who this appeals to or why you'd want to do videos with this formula.
You have no profile picture.
"sarcastic praise"? That's a new one.
Just because I'm not some shill who hypes up random stuff to hope for sponsorships or make online friends doesn't mean it's bait.
Your comment literally makes no sense.
and you have no skill@@EZGaming0
young defiant still owns you hows it feel clone
lol trying to bait people ? nice try
true
You are wrong
@@ComplecaCadado-hn5dz Who is youngdefiant
@@zombiekillermtx1795 Well hes mostly just trying to state his personal opinion as fact, which in MY opinion automatically makes your opinion invalid. If it is factual, then I do not consider it invalid
@@zombiekillermtx1795 The steam page clearly says that all reviews and the recent reviews are overwhelmingly positive. Popular opinion says that Portal 2 is good.
@@zombiekillermtx1795 I am saying that popular vote disagrees with this man.
@@zombiekillermtx1795 Its still evidence.
bait
....nice bait if not you said game journalist right?well that says a lot about your skill level
Even death stranding is better than this snorefest
Tnx for the facts ez
Big facts, appreciate the support!
What’s crazy is P2 is one of the highest rated games of all time on Steam.
Wonder why.
@@EZGaming0 the horde of valve shills are upon us
How can you like portal 1 but not 2?
I know its bait but i respect it lmao
fucking clever mf take my sub
least obvious rage bait why not actually do something creative and interesting with your content/platform than artificially whining about things that people enjoy
young defiant clone
I Will keep sending Fortnite edit in your discord 🤣💯
"Real gamers" dont shit on every game they buy and own. They have fun. Also, quick fix. If you are having trouble, either look it up or refund it. Listen, I would support EZGaming0, but not Ishitoneverygameiown0.
The word of the day is: Inauthentic. To be not what it’s said to be. Like you and your opinions. Just saying, people would like you more if you said something positive.
Wishing you a wonderful day, an authentic thought to cross your mind for once in your life, and a delicious cookie thrown at your head-
The Thing in the Attic.
@@zombiekillermtx1795are we gatekeeping having an opinion now?
@@zombiekillermtx1795 Your opinion has been noted and discarded. Much obliged. I was considering getting one but now I’ll just stick to this, thank you.
@@zombiekillermtx1795 It’s all the catharsis of seeing someone getting hit in the head with something with none of the danger, and someone gets a cookie at the end. What could be better?
No profile pic?
@@EZGaming0 I mean, technically I have one. It’s a capitalized T over an orange background. That’s a picture for a profile, right?
Bro i dont want to have a problem you keep changing face reveals goal
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Ez Gaming is a cutie 💓 ❤
Turn Up Alex
Game breaks "hardcore gamer's" mind, game bad. Developer bad. Arguments given? Zero.
What games have Valve brought out in the last years, what are you even talking about? What about the games they brought out? Are you saying Half LIfe was bad? Are you saying DOTA is bad? Are you saying that Steam, the biggest gaming platform on the planet is bad?
Calling yourself a "Gaming Journalist" is a joke. You're sitting in your mum's basement yelling into a microphone.
I HATE Portal 2! Portal 1 was SO great I have 600 hours on Portal 1 because I KEEP replaying it!!!! Portal 2 FAILS as a puzzle game AND as a video game in general! No-one who actually likes gaming would ever complete Portal 2!
Give us the good games
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Bait used to be believable 😭
How is it bait? You're just a fanboy.
Also, cope and seethe - Valve is for anti-social losers.
dont give him attention, hes just making ragebait
I disapprove. Game rating for me 10/10. Really good game. Portal 2 has better tests than Portal 1 but my only complaint is that valve should have stuck with the original art style, but I also like Portal 2's. Portal 2 is not trash. Bet this is skill issue you are having.
ginger
If you don't find portal 2 fun and entertaining it's probably because you have the mind of an infant and can't figure out basic puzzles and you probably hand the controller over to you bigger brother so he can do it for you. I'm genuinely annoyed that the three videos I've seen on your channel have been nothing but hate towards games that you can't wrap your brain around and you post this in the Internet thinking that people who get angry. Your content is genuinely lazy and annoying and the only thing you do is not only make fun of games but make fun of the company making it and the fans. If you think these games are horrible why don't you try making one of these games yourself, maybye you'll be able to wrap you microscopic brain around the idea of making a game and game design and have a the realization that you will NEVER be able to make a game as good as portal 2
KING OF GAMING
Let’s go dymia appreciate that!
Bait. Here's a comment because I support Trolls. You certainly fit the role.
king of GAMING
I KNOW RIGHT! I HATE THIS GAME. In fact, I HATE ALL GAMES!!! GAMING IS DEAD!
Obsessed with the EZ movement
Big facts - appreciate the support!
Academic Thinker in the trenches, let's go! @@AcademicThinker
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Ha
Let's go Forest!
Damn the king is spitting facts once again
Even death stranding is better than this snorefest
Tnx 4 the facts ez
Big facts, appreciate that support! Delete this trash!
valve IS the G.O.A.T
You have bad taste.
you're funny@@EZGaming0
Portal 2 feels like driving a 1981 Honda accord
That's exactly what I'm saying - finally, people get it.
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ez is the goat!
Aye appreciate that!
Now let's make sure we get you a profile picture soon, yeah?
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unban future trunks
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ez is the goat
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
this guy is a young defiant ripoff hes cosplaying
young defiant still owns you hows it feel clone...
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