1 Billion Lions VS 1 of Every Pokemon

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @WolfeyVGC
    @WolfeyVGC  3 роки тому +9001

    I'm really proud of this wideo, so I hope you like how it turned out! This is my first time doing scripted content - let me know if you like this style, it's not something I'll use as default ever but it might be good to sprinkle in content like this here and there.
    Edited by Uzi: twitter.com/TheUzigunner
    Intro by Gio: twitter.com/the_one_gio

    • @WishedWash
      @WishedWash 3 роки тому +51

      And we're also very proud wolfe

    • @Lyrahd
      @Lyrahd 3 роки тому +16

      We'll always be proud of you Mr. Glicke!

    • @travishoupt3127
      @travishoupt3127 3 роки тому +5

      Gen 5 Lando-t OU

    • @Dr._is_sleepy
      @Dr._is_sleepy 3 роки тому +5

      This is great...

    • @oatmealmix
      @oatmealmix 3 роки тому +9

      I like the style alot, if u sprinkle this in every week I might actually be less bored lmao

  • @twitchyb9950
    @twitchyb9950 3 роки тому +6690

    So basically, Kyogre floods the planet with the help of Clefairy and the lions all drown and then Smeargle and Oranguru are like “that was sick bro! Do it again!”

    • @tinkerermelon6599
      @tinkerermelon6599 3 роки тому +413

      Now I'm just imagining Smeargle and Oranguru like Supa Hot Fire's hype men xD

    • @scootergang8326
      @scootergang8326 3 роки тому +183

      Uhyeah I'll fucken do it again

    • @daffycuh2931
      @daffycuh2931 3 роки тому +15

      Bruh 1k likes and 4 replies

    • @glarbo3965
      @glarbo3965 3 роки тому +15

      Lions will form a raft

    • @minezenki1436
      @minezenki1436 3 роки тому +43

      @@glarbo3965 and when they do the pokemon would just do it again

  • @ikarainijirai
    @ikarainijirai 3 роки тому +11975

    The Pokémon can just strike the lions at night because everyone knows that the lion sleeps tonight

  • @GermanKinsmen
    @GermanKinsmen 3 роки тому +6687

    Wolfey: "We're not using the Pokedex, that'd be ridiculous".
    Kyogre: Fucking floods the entire universe three times over with the help of fairies and monkeys.

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 3 роки тому +254

      Seems 'bout right.

    • @Kolitj
      @Kolitj 3 роки тому +119

      disclaimer: Lions can swim

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 роки тому +510

      @@Kolitj For how long?
      Assuming the sudden appearance of water doesn't crush them.

    • @blankblank1661
      @blankblank1661 3 роки тому +380

      @@Kolitj He can just summon the water above them, water off that size and height can crush cars. Also, normal floods can tear down houses.

    • @brettvandermeer5297
      @brettvandermeer5297 3 роки тому +190

      @@Kolitj reclaimer: not forever

  • @davidanderegg1232
    @davidanderegg1232 11 місяців тому +1057

    The poetry of Kyogre being both the optimal choice from game mechanics side and cannonically 100% capable of drowning a billion lions at once is truely beautiful.

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 9 місяців тому +35

      Groudon be like: Sorry bro, but my super duper sun is active and you cannot attack
      Wait, they didn't have items

    • @BurakkuHishou
      @BurakkuHishou 9 місяців тому +42

      I mean Groudon is also a doomsday scenario for them. Making the sun hot enough to evaporate the oceans has got to be terrible for anything living on land and not having shelter. Especially beings with fur coats. If the lions survived that, they'd be lethargic as heck

    • @davidanderegg1232
      @davidanderegg1232 9 місяців тому +14

      @@BurakkuHishou yeah hes much more debatable though. One of the best arguments for the lions is that they kill the pokemon in 5 minutes. Kyogre's water stops that in its tracks but Groudon's heat wave hasn't really shown to be that quick. Maybe lava stops them but lion bridge over it honestly isn't unrealistic unlike the ladder.

    • @BurakkuHishou
      @BurakkuHishou 9 місяців тому +14

      @davidanderegg1232 I mean, assuming lions are still acting as their natural selves...anything team work based or sacrificial based is unrealistic.

    • @davidanderegg1232
      @davidanderegg1232 9 місяців тому +4

      @@BurakkuHishou have you heard their arguments? Realisms long out the window. But them piling on lava til one gets over isn’t that unrealistic

  • @TomMKW
    @TomMKW 3 роки тому +3665

    That one Pyroar fighting on the side of the pokemon watching his entire species being obliterated into extinction be like: :')

    • @sokka780
      @sokka780 3 роки тому +78

      This comment deserves more attention

    • @pcu9284
      @pcu9284 3 роки тому +100

      they are not even extint, they got deleted

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Alpha-sCat
      @Alpha-sCat 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @b-17theflyingfortress
      @b-17theflyingfortress 3 роки тому +47

      @@pcu9284 When extinction isn't enough to describe such sad fate.

  • @nathanielandre2568
    @nathanielandre2568 3 роки тому +2795

    Kyogre: " You did well to survive that attack. *What will you do about the second one?* "

    • @yingames275
      @yingames275 3 роки тому +123

      2 TSUNAMI
      If Survived
      4 TSUNAMI
      if still not dead somehow
      8 TSUNAMI
      alr this is impossible if their still not dead but
      16 TSUNAMI

    • @Bakadono7525
      @Bakadono7525 3 роки тому +55

      I'm pretty sure we are talking a big enough Tsuami to more than wipe out the Earth

    • @zacharyjennings8218
      @zacharyjennings8218 3 роки тому +77

      Lol idk if it was your intention but, I read that clear as day in Madaras voice lol

    • @Xevil1
      @Xevil1 3 роки тому +59

      I guess Kyogre is Madara now

    • @familydepaola3457
      @familydepaola3457 3 роки тому +10

      Didnt know the lions were onoki

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 роки тому +3206

    Kyogre: _uses Water Spout_
    Oranguru: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
    Kyogre: _uses Water Spout again_
    Smeargle: *"DO IT AGAIN."*
    Lions: _BRUH_

    • @Panda10million
      @Panda10million 3 роки тому +193

      Ditto and mew: *heavy breathing*

    • @gacharandom6087
      @gacharandom6087 3 роки тому +160

      @@Panda10million RIGHT! they could transform into Oraguru and Smeargle and just make Kyogre... DO IT AGAIN

    • @gg_ez69lol63
      @gg_ez69lol63 3 роки тому +58

      @@gacharandom6087 or they could transform into kyogre and have 3 water spouts

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 3 роки тому +20

      @@gg_ez69lol63 but those would only be able to do one water spout, they wouldn’t copy or anything plus no stat boosts for helping hand

    • @gg_ez69lol63
      @gg_ez69lol63 3 роки тому +4

      @@froggers8945 transformed pokemon have 5 pp on moves lol

  • @Sceptiledagoat
    @Sceptiledagoat 11 місяців тому +1417

    The lions - ok we've defeated every single pokemon except one
    Kingambit- and i took that personally

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 10 місяців тому +182

      Basculegion and houndstone just running around hitting everything with 50000 power last respects.

    • @Kingambit7
      @Kingambit7 10 місяців тому +45

      ​@@BEEEESBasculegion can learn last respects?

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 10 місяців тому +70

      @@Kingambit7 yup, but it's an egg move so you need to put a basculegion with a mirror herb and an open move slot in a picnic with a houndstone that knows last respects for it to actually be able to use the move.

    • @Kingambit7
      @Kingambit7 10 місяців тому +15

      @@BEEEES Awesome! I've got to do that!

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 9 місяців тому +4

      *uses snarl*

  • @queendedede2896
    @queendedede2896 3 роки тому +2090

    This guy just taught us how important set-up moves are

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 3 роки тому +40

      Fucking right?

    • @thexp905
      @thexp905 3 роки тому +86

      Well... If you've ever done any form of competitive battling, you would know that Setting up is a big importance. You have trick room setups, Mimikyu sweeps, Mould Breaker counter, you have Shuckle, Entry traps, Shadow tag, trapping moves, just to name a few.

    • @gabrieljohnson1118
      @gabrieljohnson1118 3 роки тому +1

      Real

    • @phhsdj
      @phhsdj 3 роки тому

      Yepppp

    • @zama273
      @zama273 3 роки тому

      Imagine if he used primal kyogre

  • @INTERNAL_REVENUE_SERVICE
    @INTERNAL_REVENUE_SERVICE 2 роки тому +3986

    My favorite part about this whole argument is the claim that “pokemon wouldn’t be able to work together because they need a trainer they’d just kill each other” and then turn around and insinuate that lions are smart enough to make a giant ball/ladder

  • @gold_phantom__5402
    @gold_phantom__5402 3 роки тому +3202

    Wolfey with professional editors is too powerful

    • @slick_rickgaming1102
      @slick_rickgaming1102 3 роки тому +112

      When you give an already good Pokemon a mega form

    • @WishMakers
      @WishMakers 3 роки тому +7

      this was a perfect idea

    • @alexemp6201
      @alexemp6201 3 роки тому +18

      A power that goes even further than wolfey's plot armor against cybertron

    • @ronnycrawf2441
      @ronnycrawf2441 3 роки тому +7

      @@slick_rickgaming1102 Salamence

    • @bluesandshrew1
      @bluesandshrew1 3 роки тому +6

      @@slick_rickgaming1102 didnt work too good with garchomp but still yes in this case

  • @almightycinder
    @almightycinder Рік тому +715

    I still like the idea of magcargo just slowly crawling towards the lions and they all burst into flames when they're like 30 feet away. Just slowly gets closer and one by one, they just explode.

    • @fantasticube
      @fantasticube Рік тому +21

      How come I imagined that too lol. Probably a bit more than 30 feet away though. I would imagine Magcargo would burn them all before it even started

    • @cuanchulainn
      @cuanchulainn 11 місяців тому +24

      For once, you are not the target of the death snail

    • @Luke_Sah
      @Luke_Sah 11 місяців тому +6

      I like the idea of the lions bumrushing 998 Pokemon, until finally there is a single Pidgey floating high above the field, it's wings slowly giving out. Below it, a billion lions circle one very scared Gardevoir...

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 7 місяців тому +8

      Black hole time heehoo ​@@Luke_Sah

    • @josep8437
      @josep8437 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Luke_Sah Kingambit says hi

  • @Mudkep_
    @Mudkep_ 3 роки тому +1873

    Groudon: "Did we do it?"
    Rayquaza: "Yes"
    Groudon: "What did it cost?"
    Rayquaza: "Your brother probably being dead due to the sheer roids every pokemon gave him"

    • @lordspagetti9261
      @lordspagetti9261 3 роки тому +175

      groudon:Yay now I can make the entire earth full of land and volcanos and there wont be any water

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive 3 роки тому +289

      Groudon: "Did we do it?"
      Rayquaza: "Yes"
      Groudon: "What did it cost?"
      Kyogre: "What do you mean WE"

    • @AlexanderRM1000
      @AlexanderRM1000 3 роки тому +75

      I was about to say "every pokemon except Kyogre and the ones with Water Absorb" but then realized Wide Guard defends them all against even allied spread moves (I assume?) so they're fine.

    • @trevaacin5699
      @trevaacin5699 3 роки тому +63

      @@AlexanderRM1000 that wasn't even a concern anyways, since unlike surf, water spout doesn't hit allies

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 3 роки тому +44

      @@lordspagetti9261 Rayquaza: *slaps groudon* no bad
      Groudon: but why not?
      Rayquaza: we need to keep the 7/10 meme alive

  • @banjokazooie5431
    @banjokazooie5431 3 роки тому +3029

    "Let's ignore the pokedex because its literally impossible and super exaggerated"
    *constructs a set up that has enough power to destroy all life in the universe in 1 hit*

    • @lucafornataro3752
      @lucafornataro3752 3 роки тому +332

      ...3 times over

    • @_Megans_
      @_Megans_ 3 роки тому +11

      lol

    • @arandominternetuser4507
      @arandominternetuser4507 3 роки тому +63

      This whole argument is literally impossible and super exaggerated.

    • @TMega5612
      @TMega5612 3 роки тому +141

      I mean using the games' lore Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, and Arceus can all do that independently.

    • @banjokazooie5431
      @banjokazooie5431 3 роки тому +160

      @@TMega5612 True, but he said he wasnt going to use the lore to avoid a situation like this. But somehow we ended up in a situation like this anyways. Its just kind of ironic

  • @Leon-pg3qt
    @Leon-pg3qt 3 роки тому +7282

    As a “a billion lions is a lot of lions” supporter. I could tell as soon as he said “307 pokemon learn helping hand” that I was wrong

    • @highcard6296
      @highcard6296 3 роки тому +1220

      I was on the side of the lions until this day, when World Champ Wolfey created a turn 1 battle plan of ultimate lion destruction

    • @najee_eee
      @najee_eee 3 роки тому +459

      @@highcard6296 good that you now see the light

    • @Kenshin73747
      @Kenshin73747 3 роки тому +187

      @@postboy2242 ultra necrozma : slaughter who called

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 роки тому +64

      @@highcard6296 Sadly, thats impossible, allow me to explain. You can't have 307 pokemons fight at once. Only 6.

    • @lemonydime4137
      @lemonydime4137 3 роки тому +466

      @@Superbug-tf8zy 1 billion lions wouldn't cooperate either. If anything the lions would be fighting each other for territory as well as leadership. Pokemon would barely have to get involved.

  • @josecorzo5517
    @josecorzo5517 9 місяців тому +283

    A billion lions: somehow survive*
    Groudon: it's my turn to play bro *uses earthquake

    • @cooIskeleton94
      @cooIskeleton94 8 місяців тому +10

      lion shelter

    • @Admire-the-Sire
      @Admire-the-Sire 7 місяців тому +5

      Groudon: runs at the lions and rips the ground open

    • @mir4geisnotafurry
      @mir4geisnotafurry 6 місяців тому +9

      @@Admire-the-Sirelion helicopter

    • @Admire-the-Sire
      @Admire-the-Sire 6 місяців тому +7

      @@mir4geisnotafurry Literally every legendary (besides Groudon/Kyogre): And I took that personally.

    • @mir4geisnotafurry
      @mir4geisnotafurry 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Admire-the-Sire lion masterball

  • @ray_0147
    @ray_0147 3 роки тому +6143

    Just imagine how long it would take to wait for INTIMIDATE to take effect on each of them.

    • @azurezephy5819
      @azurezephy5819 3 роки тому +327

      not to mention that it would happen multiple times, Jesus, the lions would die of old age before the slaughter would begin

    • @bubbaloobub3592
      @bubbaloobub3592 3 роки тому +295

      It would literally take 30 years

    • @tobymacdonald5893
      @tobymacdonald5893 3 роки тому +743

      assuming the animation takes 5 seconds that would take 158 years lmao

    • @Lechampion3
      @Lechampion3 3 роки тому +88

      Dude i think the lions and some pokemon would have intimidate

    • @scrhh
      @scrhh 3 роки тому +431

      intimidation takes about 2 seconds in gen 6 and after, there are 32 pokemon that can have intimidate, provided that all pokemon in one evolution line can be included at the same time. there are 1 billion lions, so intimidate will be done 32 billion times. if every pokemon that can learn intimidate actually has intimidate, it would take 64 billion seconds / 740,740.74 days / 2,028.04 years

  • @thesharkcatbros5325
    @thesharkcatbros5325 3 роки тому +858

    That one Pokémon with storm drain:
    *”I’m helping”*

    • @rhymeswithmoose228
      @rhymeswithmoose228 3 роки тому +114

      I know this is probably ironic, but just in case, other pokemon could use entrainment, nullifying bad abilities.

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 3 роки тому +76

      No Pokémon in the game can only have Storm Drain as their Ability. Even then, you could always use something like Boomburst or Eruption instead

    • @laserbeacon6715
      @laserbeacon6715 3 роки тому +41

      Gastrodon cries in the corner. Can't run away from lion

    • @raulnb
      @raulnb 3 роки тому +31

      Weezing: let me introduce myself

    • @raulnb
      @raulnb 3 роки тому +12

      (With neutralizing gas)

  • @skycastrum5803
    @skycastrum5803 3 роки тому +1102

    First thoughts: There are pokemon that can fly and have range. What are lions gonna do?
    Wolfe: Proceeds to explain how Kyogre is going to 1-shot all lions in one turn.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 роки тому +83

      I mean, yeah, it's a point that rayquaza could probably just camp in the sky. Well, I guess it couldn't if we're talking game mechanics, but still, it's something to consider.

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 роки тому +58

      According to the Lion's appreciators, lion ladders

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 роки тому +53

      @@bruv7521
      Nah, lion ladders tend to be unstable and collapse onto hornbills.
      Wait, that's rhino/elephant/hippo/giraffe/antelope/anteater/ostrich/lion ladders.

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 3 роки тому +65

      Lion ladders is perfect for the pokemon. Bunch as many lions as possible together, probably have a good number taken out from their own weight. Meanwhile, the flyers will use the miraculous 200IQ move of not staying in one spot.
      On the other hand, the lions might have Scar on their side. He could use his earth bending powers to move the ground closer to the flying pokemon.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 роки тому +9

      @@skycastrum5803
      Since when is Scar Toph Beifong?

  • @imthepigeonguy
    @imthepigeonguy Рік тому +234

    I love the idea of all these Pokemon getting together and scheming on how to f*ck up some lions

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 7 місяців тому +23

      The best part is there are more than a few Pokémon fully capable of coming up with a plan like this. Like even if the actual IQ of your average Alakazam is vastly overestimated, it’d still be smart enough to figure a strategy like this out, especially if it had help from other hyper-intelligent Pokémon like Slowking or Metagross

    • @rishiy6183
      @rishiy6183 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@swordsmancsget any 2 decently strong pokemon together and make them both use spread moves. Skips the whole setup

    • @pokemonfanmario7694
      @pokemonfanmario7694 4 місяці тому +1

      Lion Tower of Babel

    • @kevinfloresjaramillo7009
      @kevinfloresjaramillo7009 2 місяці тому

      Buffing the attack with a nasty plot

  • @toffeentea6064
    @toffeentea6064 3 роки тому +715

    It’s good to know that we haven’t lost the intro. If we did, he’d no longer be a real youtubist.

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 роки тому +13

      Real youtubist always has intros, every intro is a work of art

    • @GLiTX2527
      @GLiTX2527 3 роки тому +1

      YouTubist?

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 3 роки тому +1

      @@GLiTX2527 uncultured swine (don't get offended it's a joke of wolfey intentionally having bad pronunciations of certain words, this is why he pronounces youtubers as youtubists and video as wideo also having horrendous pokemon pronunciations like arca-ni-ne unlike arca-nine)

    • @June26A7
      @June26A7 2 роки тому

      To bad he doesn't do this anymore

  • @Aidenkun64
    @Aidenkun64 2 роки тому +10649

    The real question is if 1 billion lions could even scratch a single Shedinja

    • @raulthetorchic7324
      @raulthetorchic7324 2 роки тому +704

      ASKING THE TRUE QUESTIONS HERE

    • @GreatDG
      @GreatDG 2 роки тому +1372

      They definitely have crunch/bite

    • @sumansaxena2277
      @sumansaxena2277 2 роки тому +6

      @@GreatDG follow me walls : *exist*

    • @darkwisp7434
      @darkwisp7434 2 роки тому +105

      @@GreatDG F

    • @pikasoury
      @pikasoury 2 роки тому +216

      No because scratch is a normal type move

  • @STB4G
    @STB4G 3 роки тому +1798

    Solgaleo: *slowly switches sides while arceus deletes the lions*

  • @christophersurles9980
    @christophersurles9980 7 місяців тому +103

    I love how orangutu and smeargle basically just said
    "DO IT AGAIN"

    • @sleepycady
      @sleepycady 5 місяців тому +1

      OMG THE FUNNY MEME DO IT AGAIN

  • @KoenvMeijel
    @KoenvMeijel 3 роки тому +593

    lion stans please note, this wasn't even kyogre's primal form

    • @austinwilding1602
      @austinwilding1602 3 роки тому +63

      @@grunkleg.2934 Magic Room was used in this scenario though, so Primal Kyogre does do more damage

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 3 роки тому +8

      @@austinwilding1602 does primal kyogre activate if items don't?

    • @echo-rose
      @echo-rose 3 роки тому +68

      @@goggles8691 It does indeed. There are restrictions to what Magic Room is able to turn off, and among the items it cannot disable are the Primal Reversion orbs, Mega Stones, and Z Crystals.

    • @austinwilding1602
      @austinwilding1602 3 роки тому +62

      @@echo-rose Additionally, Primal Kyogre would go through its primal reversion before magic room ever went up, because it activates as kyogre hits the battlefield, so even if magic room stopped blue orb from activating, it wouldn't apply in this scenario.

    • @echo-rose
      @echo-rose 3 роки тому +2

      @@austinwilding1602 very true :3

  • @makhseed
    @makhseed 3 роки тому +358

    As a long time member of the “a billion lions is a lot of lions” Camp, I must admit this video if pretty conclusive. I think he cracked it

    • @harpot678
      @harpot678 3 роки тому +7

      But he's wrong. bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Water_Spout_(move) If you see the target area on the right side, you see how it doesn't affect the 3rd foe to the right, meaning that water spout's range is limited to a maximum of 3 foes.

    • @joesos5773
      @joesos5773 3 роки тому +2

      @@harpot678 You're right. All lions would have to be adjacent for them to all be hit, which isn't possible. In a 3D scenario, each water spout could kill up to 8 lions.

    • @piemaster831
      @piemaster831 3 роки тому +38

      @@joesos5773 that water spout could extinguish the sun, I don't think range is its issue

    • @Sandromatic
      @Sandromatic 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, it doesn't hit all targets, it hits all adjacent targets.

    • @andyhawrylak9396
      @andyhawrylak9396 3 роки тому +21

      Could just have Groudon use Earthquake instead. Wide Guard still prevents all of the Pokemon from being knocked out by it too.

  • @iambabyyoda5522
    @iambabyyoda5522 3 роки тому +795

    Wolfey: Does it cause a 75% reduction?
    Me: It’s 75% of the original, meaning it’s a 25% reduction.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow 3 роки тому +94

      I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Same with the damage roll. The lowest possible damage roll is x0.85 or 85% or a reduction of 15%. Yet, Wolfey said it's a reduction of 85% in this video. Thank god, calculators still calculate numbers correctly regardless of human error. Still love you Wolfey, keep rocking, stay safe.

    • @johanrojassoderman5590
      @johanrojassoderman5590 3 роки тому +50

      Yes. I tried to overlook it the first time, but he kept smacking me in the face with it. Especially the 100%-75%-75% made me shiver.

    • @Wolf-mj1zh
      @Wolf-mj1zh 3 роки тому +15

      Ah good eye on that. That means the Lions are even more dead

    • @Magis_Ghast
      @Magis_Ghast 3 роки тому +14

      It's a "right answer, wrong formula... somehow..." situation... kinda.

    • @servantrider7044
      @servantrider7044 3 роки тому +15

      He spoke incorrectly but was doing the math correctly. Don't worry about his terminology too hard. xD

  • @jorgemartinezsc1956
    @jorgemartinezsc1956 7 місяців тому +59

    Kyogre: does more dmg than atoms of hydrogen in the sun.
    Shedinja: Pathetic.

  • @EverestBlizzard
    @EverestBlizzard 3 роки тому +1311

    "1 Billion is a lot of lions bro!"
    Wolfey: "Yeah, 1.96*10^64 is a lot of damage"

  • @haribansgill3103
    @haribansgill3103 3 роки тому +739

    another argument I just came up with as a counter to my own argument:
    "how could the pokemon devise such a plan without a trainer?"
    "mewtwo"

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly 3 роки тому +183

      Alakazam is said to be smarter and that one orangutan from Alola is said to use Pokeballs and command others.

    • @picklenik9658
      @picklenik9658 3 роки тому +123

      Or Deoxys too, heck, even Kadabra or Gardevoir and said to be smart enough to probably devise a helping hand nuclear bomb.

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 роки тому +35

      Or other 20061005 Pokémon smarter than a supercomputer

    • @ndf0715
      @ndf0715 3 роки тому +43

      @@the_apotecary_from_tf2 like metagross

    • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
      @the_apotecary_from_tf2 3 роки тому +4

      Man did you readed my mind?

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 3 роки тому +1329

    Kyogre: Have you ever been hit by the end of the universe twice in a row?
    Lions: No
    Oranguru: *W* *O* *U* *L* *D* *Y* *O* *U* *L* *I* *K* *E* *T* *O* *?*
    Smeargle: Laughs in the background

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 3 роки тому +6

      What can kyogre do? I’ve heard people mentioning him multiple times but I don’t understand it

    • @damianwilson8974
      @damianwilson8974 3 роки тому +54

      @@randomname9291 use water spout

    • @randomname9291
      @randomname9291 3 роки тому +27

      @@damianwilson8974 yeah I’m just stupid, I read the comments before watching the video

    • @DaichiMatsu
      @DaichiMatsu 3 роки тому +3

      Astalos.... Love the pfp, my favorite of the four

    • @jeeneeuz
      @jeeneeuz 3 роки тому +3

      @@randomname9291 Watch pokemon generations episode 8 and you'll see that Kyogre can solo the puny lions lmao

  • @CHOPPERIS_GOATED
    @CHOPPERIS_GOATED Рік тому +142

    *the 4 billion unique spinda in my garage* :Am I a joke to you?

    • @generalfrag9816
      @generalfrag9816 7 місяців тому +11

      Lol omg this is hilarious. Although he did say excluding different forms.

    • @foxeler3262
      @foxeler3262 4 місяці тому +4

      imagine just trowing all of those spindas them role play kingambit por the ability that makes u do 1.1x damage per fianted pokemon and the role play again on for example groudon

  • @jvacar
    @jvacar 3 роки тому +810

    "307 Pokemon learn helping hand" is the only statement needed.
    It does Adventure Capitalist Money Damage.

    • @thewordsmith7364
      @thewordsmith7364 3 роки тому +40

      Adventure Capitalist Money is a phrase i need to use

    • @C4lmaria
      @C4lmaria 3 роки тому +17

      If you consider a regular pokemon needs a 75 base power to kill one single lion, since it's super effective, raising it's power to 150, that means the same regular pokemon would need 150000000000 power to kill 1 billion of them off of any spread move. To achieve that result, we would only need to gather 36/38 pokémon intelligent enough to cast helping hand on the same pokémon

    • @GoldLND
      @GoldLND 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO!!!

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 роки тому +5

      @@C4lmaria Assuming the damage is divided by the amount of lions, which it most likely isn't.

    • @comitSMG
      @comitSMG 3 роки тому +1

      That's funny because I literally just got done watching a video on that game and playing it.

  • @TheLadKC
    @TheLadKC 2 роки тому +1363

    I like how he calculates rain dance when kyogre has drizzle

    • @JointFury
      @JointFury 2 роки тому +63

      Water bubble tho

    • @guywholikespvp5627
      @guywholikespvp5627 2 роки тому +91

      Drizzle happens instantly entrainment with water bubble takes 1 turn

    • @sayethvexus8332
      @sayethvexus8332 2 роки тому +94

      If there's one of every Pokémon on the field then that means that potentially there are other Pokémon on the field with weather altering abilities. As such, it's entirely possible for it not to be raining despite Kyogre being on the field. If nothing else, Groudon alone has Drought as its only ability, to say nothing of stuff like Hippowdon, Tyranitar and Ninetales. Though all of those are rendered moot by either giving Kyogre the Blue Orb, turning it into Primal Kyogre and activating Primordial Sea, which cannot be overridden by standard weathers - only by Primal Groudon's Desolate Land or Mega Rayquaza's Delta Stream. These too are easily sorted - we just don't give Groudon the Red Orb and don't Mega Evolve Rayquaza.
      Alternatively, if the Blue Orb isn't an option for whatever reason, we just have one of the other Pokémon that's not doing anything use Rain Dance after Groudon's Drought and any other weather altering abilities have come into play.
      Going back to Rayquaza, however, he is still technically an issue due to his Air Lock ability, but he's also easily worked around by a Pokémon with Entrainment, Gastro Acid, Simple Beam or Worry Seed.
      There are various other ways the actual abilities of the other Pokémon in the battle can potentially be a problem (after all, you're using one of EVERY Pokémon), but they're all also easily worked around since you have so many that are just doing nothing.

    • @sketch3744
      @sketch3744 2 роки тому +7

      @@sayethvexus8332 Anything with Storm drain literally fucks the entire thing :(

    • @sayethvexus8332
      @sayethvexus8332 2 роки тому +33

      @@sketch3744 Storm Drain doesn't redirect spread moves.

  • @tear959
    @tear959 2 роки тому +951

    Summarizing:
    Kyogre floods everything
    2 Pokemon incentivate two extra floods
    308 Pokemon help him
    3 Pokemon defend
    3 Pokemon break possible defenses
    The others cheer from the sidelines

    • @SukunaJJKaisen
      @SukunaJJKaisen 2 роки тому +67

      And now because of scarlet and violet the Pokémon increase my odds attack and special attack from.cheers

    • @CM_M_M_YT
      @CM_M_M_YT Рік тому +1

      i mean 307

    • @zhdaiisd871
      @zhdaiisd871 Рік тому +23

      Flood everything except teammates as water Spout doesn't hit teamates

    • @alimirza4608
      @alimirza4608 Рік тому +6

      But a billion lions is alot of lions

    • @swasome5821
      @swasome5821 Рік тому +2

      @@SukunaJJKaisen Max special from the flatters, already.

  • @txty510
    @txty510 11 місяців тому +159

    "Kingambit has gained strength from the fallen"

    • @ethanwallis5678
      @ethanwallis5678 7 місяців тому +2

      lmao

    • @Admire-the-Sire
      @Admire-the-Sire 7 місяців тому +19

      Kinggambit fainted!
      *Houndstone used Last Respects!*

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah 7 місяців тому +5

      Any Pokémon that benefits from KOs would reach the level of legendaries at this point.

    • @cormacmccarthy1889
      @cormacmccarthy1889 6 місяців тому +7

      @@dansattah No, WAYYYYYYYY higher.
      Assuming Kingambit is the last Pokemon alive (somehow) he will be at +1,024 physical attack

    • @yeon_ster
      @yeon_ster 3 місяці тому +1

      Magearna with soul heart:

  • @JZblue9
    @JZblue9 3 роки тому +677

    this is like if kyogre used spirit bomb and all the pokemon fueled it

    • @nulliversal925
      @nulliversal925 3 роки тому +34

      spirit bomb 3 times

    • @blackattack1840
      @blackattack1840 3 роки тому +21

      out here causing Noah's Ark 2 on the battlefield

    • @izahabrunner7753
      @izahabrunner7753 3 роки тому +4

      Wailord in the back crying

    • @tashunagray7720
      @tashunagray7720 3 роки тому +3

      @@blackattack1840 you wanna see me do it again-smeargel

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 3 роки тому +1

      but lions could stack

  • @itsdomtoo
    @itsdomtoo 3 роки тому +1487

    arceus: deletes lions
    dialga: goes back in time to kill baby lions
    wailord: *munch*

    • @wholesomevibes3789
      @wholesomevibes3789 3 роки тому +18

      No, Wailord fucks

    • @sodaleopard
      @sodaleopard 3 роки тому +51

      @@lovelyluna773 tHe lIons woUld stAck!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!1!!1

    • @sodaleopard
      @sodaleopard 3 роки тому +29

      @@lovelyluna773 yep, precisely why that argument makes no sense. saying that they could jump wouldn’t make sense as lions wouldn’t be able to cooperate and there’s too much weight

    • @notauri1693
      @notauri1693 3 роки тому +25

      @@sodaleopard yeah, not to mention that many pokemon can easily move/fly WAAAY more fast than a lion, I don't understand why people doesn't realize this thing that can easily would give the lion the L

    • @Heaven0854
      @Heaven0854 3 роки тому +11

      @@notauri1693 even if we dont use the pokedex there are pokemon that display universal ingame feats such as dialga or palkia. theres also the fact roar of times descrption states: a roar of time that distorts time itself. POKEMON STOMP

  • @ultimateabsol1268
    @ultimateabsol1268 3 роки тому +1345

    “What about the lion ladder?”
    “If the lions were on the ladder they’d be stuck in Pokéball tier”
    Underrated joke lmao

    • @TomAmit42
      @TomAmit42 3 роки тому +9

      can anyone explain that particular joke to me?

    • @trunks4435
      @trunks4435 3 роки тому +114

      @@TomAmit42 pokeball tier is the lowest ladder tier in competitive pokemon (the game).

    • @TomAmit42
      @TomAmit42 3 роки тому +22

      @@trunks4435 oh so it's mostly just a word-play, yes?

    • @trunks4435
      @trunks4435 3 роки тому +28

      @@TomAmit42 yeah I guess you can say that

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 3 роки тому +1

      @@trunks4435 Oh whoops, I thought the joke was that the higher up you go on the ladder the fewer there are at maximum effectiveness.

  • @Timme
    @Timme Рік тому +147

    I think the funniest thing about this discussion is imagining what atrocities the pokemon could do to the lions if we go by lore/pokedex entries

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 10 місяців тому +5

      Rayquzay be like guys can just get off the plant and let me mega evo and destroy this plant?

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 10 місяців тому +5

      Meanwhile necrozoma be like:- let's cook them. Uses Z-move light that burns the sky

    • @diogoalves9284
      @diogoalves9284 10 місяців тому +10

      If you go by pokedex any pokemon that is besides victini can never lose a battle, so somehow a magikarp with a victini can defeat a billion lions

    • @Ayush-kc2vx
      @Ayush-kc2vx 10 місяців тому +6

      @@diogoalves9284 even without using pokedex there is no way real life animals can stand up to Pokemons. What are you gonna do if dragon types started raining meteors? Or fire type start using eruption?

    • @devindrent8505
      @devindrent8505 6 місяців тому

      In certain cases they don’t even have to win the battle, some Pokemon, arguably just can’t lose.
      What are the lions really going to do against a metacross, the line that can fly through a moving plane without getting as much as a scratch.

  • @forthememes2487
    @forthememes2487 3 роки тому +270

    wolfey: im going to get a noble peace prize!
    also wolfey: theoretically kills 1 billion lions 3 times over

    • @Hamuel
      @Hamuel 3 роки тому +10

      Well, Alfred Nobel invented dynamite so does it really matter?

  • @lordofants7283
    @lordofants7283 3 роки тому +1649

    this response was one of the most generous responses in the lions favor i've seen and it still ended in an overwelming victory for the pokemon, i don't see how anyone can think the lions have a chance

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 роки тому +57

      Sorry johnny, but the reason you broke yah legs is because you couldn't clearly see how the lions would win, its quite obvious. Goddamit the first joestar to let me down...

    • @Namato360
      @Namato360 3 роки тому +7

      @@colmlooney5843 How

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 роки тому +206

      @@colmlooney5843 how do they win? Lion stack? Lions can only hold up to 2000LB and the average lion is 400LB meaning the first Lion would be crushed and throw the stack off balance once more than 5 lions get on the stack, also how would they stack? Would the lions climb up each other? Lion shield? Them forming a massive shield would just make them a bigger target and they wouldn't increase in density, how would they survive the planet being flooded by Kyogre or being torn to shreds by a thousand earthquakes? Hell, how would they survive being just fucking deleted from existence by God?

    • @Cube-xm6vt
      @Cube-xm6vt 3 роки тому +34

      @@hiddendraco2607 what if the lions all use transform to turn into arceus. 1 billion arceus>one of every pokemon

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 роки тому +117

      @@Cube-xm6vt Lions can't use Pokemon moves of any sort, just like Pokemon can't use lion moves which take no PP and are infinitely reusable

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 3 роки тому +733

    Any pokemon with Snow warning would drop the temperature of the battle field to below freezing, causing the lions to die of hypothermia
    A single snover could kill a billion lions

    • @blizzard2508-k7n
      @blizzard2508-k7n 3 роки тому +6

      If the lions had the same moves as fire lion, they'd probably have sunny day.

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 3 роки тому +86

      @@blizzard2508-k7n no they would only have normal moves, as he only took stats of pyroar, not moves

    • @intoxiouss
      @intoxiouss 3 роки тому +41

      @@blizzard2508-k7n But even still, Kyogre could flood the entire universe 3x over, and even if the lions didn't die instantly from the water pressure that could crush an entire semi truck, and they could somehow swim, Lions like any other animal cannot swim forever and compared to the entire Universe they can swim a very very very small amount before their legs give out and they proceed to drown.

    • @davidvanboven2576
      @davidvanboven2576 3 роки тому +8

      @@astaut2659 lions would have no moves cuz they aren't pokemons

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 3 роки тому +10

      @@davidvanboven2576 they will struggle then

  • @Bird-up
    @Bird-up Рік тому +126

    Alright, with all of this said and done; I really want to see an animation of all of this setup used to take down these lions. It'd be so much work, but be honest it'd be cool as hell seeing every trainer order their one pokémon and having Kyogre deliver the finishing blow

  • @Ryan50Ryan
    @Ryan50Ryan 3 роки тому +649

    What if the lions have the power of friendship? They just had a dramatic flashback to all the good times they spent together.
    Literally unbeatable.

    • @benjaminwahl8059
      @benjaminwahl8059 3 роки тому +1

      more

    • @ozzy6458
      @ozzy6458 3 роки тому +28

      Thats alot of friendship power

    • @sevirakalau2171
      @sevirakalau2171 3 роки тому +48

      when that happens, the second water spout hits, then when they get their next boost THE NEXT instruct hits. Then when they attack they can't do anything and the pain begins again

    • @Yamanj23
      @Yamanj23 3 роки тому +18

      The lions are from Akame ga kill so the power of friendship doesn't works.

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 3 роки тому +15

      Idk man, have you SEEN Lucario's friendship powers?

  • @loresdallagamer
    @loresdallagamer 3 роки тому +2426

    Someone please show this to Ludwig

  • @FrosteryGaming
    @FrosteryGaming 2 роки тому +697

    1 billion Lions is now such an iconic character, he even fought the sun once

    • @anitaanita7854
      @anitaanita7854 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah the ancient warrior

    • @HeadCannon19
      @HeadCannon19 2 роки тому +48

      That was actually a trillion lions, it’s a common mistake to mix up these two epic warriors, but there’s a key difference: 1 billion lions is a lot of lions but 1 trillion lions is A LOT of lions

    • @anitaanita7854
      @anitaanita7854 2 роки тому +4

      @@HeadCannon19 a billion is a lot and a trillion is a lot of lots ?

    • @Tidnro
      @Tidnro 2 роки тому +4

      They lost tho..

    • @williamnewman8293
      @williamnewman8293 2 роки тому +13

      @@Tidnro thats sorta just the fate of a billion and a trillion lions. they get destroyed each season to show how strong the new kid on the block is.

  • @Baconator9k
    @Baconator9k 8 місяців тому +9

    “Lion uses bite!”
    “Kyogre uses *worldwide flood* ”

  • @hanmoamo
    @hanmoamo 3 роки тому +720

    This is the same of asking who would win between a city and a single nuke. Shure, the city has many people, but a nuke is till a nuke.

    • @deezknuts3058
      @deezknuts3058 3 роки тому +68

      one billion people or 1 of every nuke

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 роки тому +19

      @@deezknuts3058 Not even close, the nuke annihilates the 1 billion people like 1000 times over.

    • @dradel2050
      @dradel2050 3 роки тому +59

      @@maxdrags3115 it's a trap, the nuke need at least one people to activate it.
      Though in one billion people there _will_ be at least one dumbass activating the nuke.

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 3 роки тому +5

      @@dradel2050 Yea, probably.

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 3 роки тому +7

      @@dradel2050 depends on how closely packed the people are. A single nuke can't kill 1 billion people but multiple definitely will.

  • @PokemonArchives
    @PokemonArchives 3 роки тому +270

    "Thel lions would be stuck in Pokeball tier." LMAO what an underrated line

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 3 роки тому +1

      Thats the only line in this video i didn't get, can someone explain please?

    • @shiinozaki
      @shiinozaki 3 роки тому +3

      @@DylanC333 He was talking about the tiering system for online battles in SwSh. There's the Unranked, Poke ball, Great Ball, Ultra Ball, and Master Ball tier.

    • @DylanC333
      @DylanC333 3 роки тому +1

      @@shiinozaki I assumed it was a sort of ranking system but is he just saying that stacking up the lions would barely make then any stronger or is there some other joke here?

    • @shiinozaki
      @shiinozaki 3 роки тому +4

      @@DylanC333 Yeah, that's the joke.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 роки тому +11459

    Ok now do every Pokemon VS 1 billion Wolfey Glicks

    • @thegrimminal9461
      @thegrimminal9461 3 роки тому +582

      He knows the damage calcs, Wolfe wins easy.

    • @WishedWash
      @WishedWash 3 роки тому +224

      Well Wolfe is the old world champ of pokemon, so they'd just bow down in cowering fear like the peasants they are

    • @TheoJay615
      @TheoJay615 3 роки тому +96

      We only need one Wolfey. He's a pokemon master.

    • @fortniteprofessional4727
      @fortniteprofessional4727 3 роки тому +40

      Mr. Wolfey could just get one pokeball the size of the sun and win

    • @AshenDust_
      @AshenDust_ 3 роки тому +40

      That’s 6 billion Pokémon vs one of each Pokémon, that’s pretty easy

  • @pinkiepie5911
    @pinkiepie5911 8 місяців тому +12

    Miraidon: … GIMMIE A SANDWICH
    Koraidon : bru, just GIMME A SANDWICH.

  • @crppledizzle9374
    @crppledizzle9374 2 роки тому +341

    Kyogre with 300+ helping hands at once:
    A firebender can only experience this power once every one hundred years...
    * water spouts *

    • @ThatPillow
      @ThatPillow Рік тому +16

      Ah yes, fire bending, if only there was a water version to fit more thenatically

    • @Kasierofhate-ga5
      @Kasierofhate-ga5 Рік тому +12

      And fuck it let's tera water Kyogre

    • @somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL
      @somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL Рік тому +6

      ⁠@@Kasierofhate-ga5 fuck it lets primal, dynamax AND tera water kyogre

    • @Kasierofhate-ga5
      @Kasierofhate-ga5 Рік тому +2

      @@somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL in rain

    • @mikegfff5236
      @mikegfff5236 Рік тому +2

      Then we give oranguru and Kroger Z bands and let the chaos unfold

  • @schaffs2
    @schaffs2 2 роки тому +670

    Imagine all the lions watching a man strategize the best way to utterly decimate all of the lions millions of times over

    • @dashieprodx
      @dashieprodx 2 роки тому +15

      idk man that's a lot of lions though

    • @MM126.90
      @MM126.90 2 роки тому +21

      sadly a million is not even close to how many times over they would be killed

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah but the lions can use snatch and steal all the effects he wants to use then obliterate the pokemon

    • @Tt-The-Creative
      @Tt-The-Creative 2 роки тому +6

      @@beenieweenie1986 does pyroar learn snatch? The lions are basically normal type pyroar.

    • @creppersaurusrex2300
      @creppersaurusrex2300 2 роки тому +3

      @@Tt-The-Creative Just checked, they don't

  • @Mswordx23
    @Mswordx23 3 роки тому +334

    As soon as I learned how OP spread damage is in ratio of how many targets it has: "Well, the lions are fucked."

    • @ewan1118
      @ewan1118 3 роки тому +5

      only 5 at a time

    • @davidvanboven2576
      @davidvanboven2576 3 роки тому +3

      @@ewan1118 exactly, kyogre cant hit all 1 billion lions

    • @durianodialos9387
      @durianodialos9387 3 роки тому +22

      @@davidvanboven2576 You didn't watch the entire video, as he specifically mentions that the prompt is not all pokemon vs 1 billion lions 5 at a time, adding in new rules, etc etc. Therefore, anything you say doesn't count because you didn't actually pay attention.

    • @aetimes2
      @aetimes2 3 роки тому +11

      ​@@ewan1118 in the game, 5 pokemon is the limit only because hordes spawn with up to 5 pokemon. since we're fighting 1 billion pokemon, it can hit all of the pokemon. we're not fighting them one/five at a time.

    • @thespookypissman1749
      @thespookypissman1749 3 роки тому +2

      but a billion is a lot of lions

  • @MedicJigglypuff
    @MedicJigglypuff 6 місяців тому +18

    One Billion Lions: *proceed to attack.*
    It doesn't affect Misdreavus...

    • @alexander1274
      @alexander1274 4 місяці тому

      Until they use bite

    • @shellder_gaming
      @shellder_gaming 3 місяці тому

      @@alexander1274 yeah

    • @JustRaii.
      @JustRaii. 3 місяці тому +1

      @@alexander1274Because lions biting won’t be a dark type move, it wouldn’t even affect ghost types. Or will it *vsauce music plays*
      Because lions aren’t Pokemon, they won’t be normal types. That means they’re typeless. Typeless moves hit ghost types.

    • @Taijirai
      @Taijirai 2 місяці тому

      ​@JustRaii. I agree with you, but if it is typless damage it can't harm Shedinja, and if it is typed then it follows standard type restricitions. Either way there is a way out for one Pokemon or another

    • @JustRaii.
      @JustRaii. 2 місяці тому

      @@Taijirai dont worry. every mon uses helping hand on a torkoal and it’ll erupt all the lions
      i’m not saying i’m on the lions side, it’s just that your arguments on why the pokemon win are wrong

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 3 роки тому +548

    The real question is "How many lions can each pokemon solo?"

    • @Ice_type
      @Ice_type 2 роки тому +59

      @PAPITO ryan yes lets see caterpie murder 6 lions

    • @zeth1784
      @zeth1784 2 роки тому +54

      @@Ice_type yea and let's see arceus erase every lion from existence.but it would be funny to see caterpie try to run away from 6 lions

    • @speedyboi1471
      @speedyboi1471 2 роки тому +16

      @@Ice_type all pokemon can learn toxic, so any pokemon should be able to at least take some lions down with them, even caterpie

    • @generalzeta7000
      @generalzeta7000 2 роки тому

      @Nameless *Thanos snap*

    • @chiedoziemuoma6419
      @chiedoziemuoma6419 2 роки тому +1

      @@generalzeta7000 Chronomon Then BURNS THE POKEMON ALIVE WITH HOLY FLARE AND CORONA!

  • @lilymuu
    @lilymuu 3 роки тому +161

    This is honestly super-high-quality content. It's very well produced, but it flows so naturally. I love the way you took such a serious approach and went really in-depth to make a question that's so silly-sounding at first become genuinely enthralling.
    You're like the teacher everyone wishes they had in middle school: A teacher that makes class enjoyable by using fun subjects to disguise the fact that we're learning.

    And of course DaWoblefet is the teaching assistant who helps make it all possible.
    Thank you, Mr. Youtubist

    • @DamnStraightGaming
      @DamnStraightGaming 3 роки тому +2

      I totally agree! It's very different from the usual content, but it's incredibly well put together

    • @TheUziGunner
      @TheUziGunner 3 роки тому +3

      Thank you for the praise on it being well produced! Worked really hard in making it so 😁

    • @lilymuu
      @lilymuu 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheUziGunner thank you for doing it!! Your hard work definitely shows

  • @Tman_Hall
    @Tman_Hall 3 роки тому +857

    I almost choked on "if the lions were in a ladder they'd be stuck in pokeball tier"

    • @pt3391
      @pt3391 2 роки тому +4

      I don't get it

    • @driftwisp2797
      @driftwisp2797 2 роки тому +47

      @@pt3391 "Ladder" is a term used for the ranked system in a lot of games. In pokemon, the ranked system is organized into tiers based on different pokeballs, with masterball being the highest and pokeball being the lowest.

    • @pt3391
      @pt3391 2 роки тому +6

      @@driftwisp2797 make sense now. Thank you

    • @theanti-baloon716
      @theanti-baloon716 2 роки тому +4

      bro what are lions supposo to do if LITTERLY Any flying legendary shows up or ANY GHOST TYPE becuase the lions are normal type

    • @ArsMageis
      @ArsMageis 2 роки тому +1

      @@theanti-baloon716 I'm not sure about flying types but I have heard the argument of when the lion dies it turns into a ghost thus be able to fight ghost types

  • @JamesMumford-yi6dt
    @JamesMumford-yi6dt 6 місяців тому +14

    Bro 1 billion lions couldn’t even do a dent in stakataka

  • @onionhombre
    @onionhombre 3 роки тому +397

    Game theory has never tackled the real issues like Wolfe has

    • @majintv24
      @majintv24 3 роки тому +28

      Mattpat aint got shit on the world champ

  • @midnightmoonlit3741
    @midnightmoonlit3741 3 роки тому +1218

    He forgot to mention that imposter ditto can just transform into oranguru or smeargle , adding one more instruct. Mew could also transform, but there’s a likelihood that battle already ended.

    • @I_Guess_Smoky
      @I_Guess_Smoky 3 роки тому +62

      Man the battle had started and was already over

    • @Sarah_Bragg
      @Sarah_Bragg 3 роки тому +17

      Oh my, let’s go even more overkill!

    • @yasd8493
      @yasd8493 3 роки тому +4

      It does less damage that way, 1-2 instructs are optimal for damage

    • @arisutk3666
      @arisutk3666 3 роки тому +5

      We can add zoroark to

    • @pepperisused4776
      @pepperisused4776 3 роки тому +51

      It's a one turn scenario, so transform isnt an option. Also, iirc impostor only transforms into opponents, aka the lions, not something like Oranguru

  • @spiciestbirb
    @spiciestbirb Рік тому +350

    We need a dex entry that alludes to this, example "This Pokemon has the power to take down 1 billion Pyroar".

    • @pedrocto9474
      @pedrocto9474 9 місяців тому +13

      Or even better, some Elite-Four type of challenge where you fight a comically large amount of Pyroars and it ends up being easy as fuck

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 9 місяців тому +4

      @@pedrocto9474 earthquake and surf
      So easy for a swamper

  • @SubZero1w
    @SubZero1w Рік тому +33

    Kyogre: man fuck this place 🌊 🌊 🌊

  • @AshenDust_
    @AshenDust_ 3 роки тому +232

    Of any of y’all are wondering about evasion boosts, Swift is a spread move that never misses

    • @TornadoZX825
      @TornadoZX825 3 роки тому +19

      Also No Guard exists

    • @apileofbacon
      @apileofbacon 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah but what if the lions became ghost type when they died

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 роки тому +3

      @@apileofbacon scrappy

    • @AshenDust_
      @AshenDust_ 3 роки тому +7

      @@apileofbacon ghosts aren’t real in our world, so they wouldn’t. Even if they did, though, No Guard exists

    • @brandonharrison60162
      @brandonharrison60162 3 роки тому

      @@AshenDust_ but ghosts do exist

  • @sebasg4mer575
    @sebasg4mer575 2 роки тому +768

    For the people who think " what about water spout hitting allies since it hits everything around? " Or whatever, there is an ability that a few pokemon have that prevents damaging allies

    • @dovahllin798
      @dovahllin798 2 роки тому +199

      Water spout only hits the opponents in front of you anyways, whoever asks that hasn’t played pokemon

    • @RuffleShnorf
      @RuffleShnorf 2 роки тому +74

      Even if it did, Kyogre wouldn't hit itself

    • @sebasg4mer575
      @sebasg4mer575 2 роки тому +4

      @@RuffleShnorf who said that

    • @RuffleShnorf
      @RuffleShnorf 2 роки тому +42

      @@sebasg4mer575 no one, just proving your point further

    • @begining9807
      @begining9807 2 роки тому +7

      and wonder gaurd

  • @pythoniclogic7329
    @pythoniclogic7329 3 роки тому +1377

    Yveltal: Flaps its wings once
    Arceus: Is just God
    Kyogre: *THE F L O O D*
    Ghost types:
    Lion 63: Why did we all agree to this again?

    • @Othermage
      @Othermage 3 роки тому +137

      Lion 9723: Because Wynaut.

    • @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310
      @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 3 роки тому +96

      Lion 1563788: you all agreed to this?

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 роки тому +102

      Lion 153686425: I was abducted from my family and forced to fight for their amusement. Release me from my torment!

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 роки тому +51

      Lion 666: In Doom-God we trust

    • @TheBlueKio
      @TheBlueKio 3 роки тому +129

      Lion 1: hey guys, welcome to my new youtube video, and today im going to do an epic gamer prank on these other 999,999,999 lions i abducted

  • @orangegamingsystem2682
    @orangegamingsystem2682 8 місяців тому +4

    That one lion that was scared and used protect: Am I a joke to you. Pokemon Trainer: Do it again.

  • @bonkmaykr
    @bonkmaykr 3 роки тому +782

    I feel like I just watched a dude spend 20 minutes ranting about how noah's ark happened.

  • @FalseSwipeGaming
    @FalseSwipeGaming 3 роки тому +2701

    Editing :O
    Sick vid!

    • @Berttheturt314
      @Berttheturt314 3 роки тому +13

      Hi

    • @reid1283
      @reid1283 3 роки тому +145

      How good was 1 billion lions ACTUALLY?
      Edit: 4 people have made the same unoriginal joke at the same time humanity shares 3 briancells

    • @Dr._is_sleepy
      @Dr._is_sleepy 3 роки тому +7

      How good was Wolfe Glick actually?

    • @diamondstrife5449
      @diamondstrife5449 3 роки тому +8

      'How good where Lions actually?' video when?

    • @_jy1754
      @_jy1754 3 роки тому +16

      @@reid1283 UNFORTUNATELY

  • @galaxypedestalfan
    @galaxypedestalfan 3 роки тому +270

    I was going to say that this couldn’t be possible because there would be no trainer, but then I remembered that Alakazam is smart.

    • @The_Mister_E
      @The_Mister_E 3 роки тому +70

      And that the previously mentioned Oranguru has been seen participating in battles as the part of a trainer, sending out Pokémon and giving out move commands.

    • @mightguy3578
      @mightguy3578 3 роки тому +23

      And oranguru can give commands to Pokémon and is smart

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 3 роки тому +26

      @@mightguy3578 so now they're OP, thay have 2 trainers.

    • @High2Lows
      @High2Lows 3 роки тому +39

      also metagross and mewtwo. pokemon in general are also pretty smart.

    • @PrismaAce
      @PrismaAce 3 роки тому +10

      @@marcazm1349 i agree, look at chess for an example, computers are better than people at chess. pokemon and chess are so similar

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 6 місяців тому +12

    We need to start measuring Pokemon in Lionpower, like Cars in Horsepower!!

  • @smjaiteh
    @smjaiteh 3 роки тому +508

    Sinners: Allows 1 billion lions to exist.
    Kyogre: *Takes one of every Pokemon and floods the earth to restart.*

    • @eggzed5499
      @eggzed5499 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @thespookypissman1749
      @thespookypissman1749 3 роки тому +3

      But a billion is a lot of lions

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 3 роки тому +22

      @@thespookypissman1749 Yeah, and the Pokemon have multiple Gods on their side that could blow up Earth if they wanted to. Even 7 Billion humans that are smarter and armed with nukes can't beat Gods, how tf will 1 Billion lions who have no intelligence win if the smart ass apes called humans can't?

    • @NearEDGE
      @NearEDGE 3 роки тому +3

      Man, that is going to be one busy Ditto

    • @ducks4932
      @ducks4932 3 роки тому +2

      @@Waftey it's alot of lions though

  • @greg5805
    @greg5805 Рік тому +105

    anime- lions are dead
    pokedex lore- lions are dead
    gameplay- lions are dead
    im starting to notice a pattern

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 11 місяців тому +16

      By the Pokedex, the lions never existed at all cause Jirachi wishes them out of existence.
      The Pokedex is fucking busted

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 9 місяців тому +2

      Like, yeah
      Peepee exist also for the lions

    • @fluidsxul
      @fluidsxul Місяць тому

      Notably, someone has proven that to allow for the lions to have pretty much 100% chance of victory (unless Tropius proves to be a real issue) is:
      - Game Rules
      - 1000+ battles of each pokemon going against some large amount of lions (~ nL/nP per line)
      - Powerpoints are on
      - Pokemon are given average moveset (even with the most optimal it wouldn't change it there)
      - Pokemon battle RNG was applied.

  • @mattfenner7824
    @mattfenner7824 3 роки тому +126

    Me seeing the video title: "Oh, what a funny meme topic."
    Wolfe: "First, we need to establish our methodology."
    Me: "Oh, he's taking this seriously...
    This just got better."

  • @galobaiano1739
    @galobaiano1739 8 місяців тому +8

    Kyogre creates a tsunami*
    Lions:🫡

  • @avocado1714
    @avocado1714 Рік тому +1196

    One billion may be a lot of lions, but 1 vintillion is a LOT a lot of damage

    • @Jigmig
      @Jigmig Рік тому +14

      Flex tape

    • @dragtox
      @dragtox Рік тому +64

      1 perish song is enof

    • @saberbiggestglazer
      @saberbiggestglazer Рік тому +16

      ​@@dragtoxyoure goddamn right

    • @palermo213
      @palermo213 Рік тому +3

      ever heard of protect? or focus sash

    • @shutup342
      @shutup342 Рік тому +18

      @@palermo213L arguement, lions cant use protect nor can they equip items

  • @greetings1823
    @greetings1823 3 роки тому +178

    Wolfey's description of why he is the best is that he is literally built different.

  • @DrVella
    @DrVella 3 роки тому +309

    a few hundred lions: live from friendship
    Oranguru & Smeargal: Do it again

    • @catherineling5437
      @catherineling5437 3 роки тому +7

      Lives from protect

    • @thegunfireguy7447
      @thegunfireguy7447 3 роки тому +13

      @@catherineling5437 kyogre ready to do it again for turn 2 :

    • @2EntireLegs
      @2EntireLegs 3 роки тому +12

      @@catherineling5437 feint lifted protect already

    • @zohaibhossain821
      @zohaibhossain821 3 роки тому +1

      @@thegunfireguy7447 wait i remember you from pokemon showdown lobby chat

    • @SeeMyEvil
      @SeeMyEvil 3 роки тому +3

      i can see it evil face injoying it.

  • @s.e.n3264
    @s.e.n3264 Рік тому +15

    This can be answered in two minutes. Lions are normal animals. So mono normal type. Basically just Pyroar without fire, and only normal moves.
    Bring out Marshadow and it's over. Stab fighting against normal lions, and immune to all normal moves.
    Marshadow can easily solo 1 billion lions.

    • @soumyadityaagarwalla1517
      @soumyadityaagarwalla1517 5 місяців тому +2

      Marshadow does not have infinite pp, or is that move spread move ? Don't know

  • @maloryna
    @maloryna 2 роки тому +890

    “What about the lion ladder?” “If the lions were in the ladder, they’d be stuck in Pokeball tier” LMAOOOO I love this man

    • @Hyunsuheo
      @Hyunsuheo 2 роки тому +12

      Also it could than be argued it could than be a single target decimating the lions even more

    • @versal6545
      @versal6545 2 роки тому +28

      what are the lions gonna do telepathically tell the other lions and somehow talk to each other with an IQ of 20 as an animal even if they could a gust of wind would blow them away/a pidgey or a flying pokemon would just knock them over and the one at the bottom would have so much weight on top of him he'd just fall with the rest.

    • @gargoylelamp39
      @gargoylelamp39 2 роки тому

      Didn’t get it

    • @cheeze588
      @cheeze588 2 роки тому +7

      Wouldn't they suffocate trying to get to the space pokemon?

    • @apolloniakageaki1711
      @apolloniakageaki1711 2 роки тому

      Could someone explain what that means? xD

  • @MissTwistedRose
    @MissTwistedRose 3 роки тому +336

    *all the lions are KOed*
    *Kyogre sinks the Planet* 🐳
    Team Aqua: Finally.

    • @pledgenexus
      @pledgenexus 3 роки тому +2

      Lmfaooo! Best Comment Ever xD

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 3 роки тому

      all it took was LIONS

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 8 місяців тому +3

      Correction: destroys the Galaxy x3 and creates a new universe (I can provide the math if you want)
      Cyrus: I didn’t need Palkia and Dialga after all?

  • @maxtonlevine7111
    @maxtonlevine7111 3 роки тому +254

    Lions: p-please, no!
    Kyogre: What's the matter? Afraid to get wet?

    • @emmalion1976
      @emmalion1976 3 роки тому +1

      to make this fair let's make the lion's don't need to sleep and pokemon that are lion join the lion side like solgaleo and then not include mega evo,legendaries, dynamax, z moves, flying pokemon, pokedex entries, surf earthquake magnitude and more not allowed. And then make it 10 billion lions.

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 роки тому +21

      @@emmalion1976 and thats what you call fair?negating all the most powerful featufes,a large portion of pokemon(flying pokemon) and legendaries and a move just because it can beat you so you make up the rule that it cant be used?

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 3 роки тому +9

      @@emmalion1976 then it’s not the same debate

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 3 роки тому +6

      @@emmalion1976 also even then they would still die to T H E F L O O D

    • @cloudy6256
      @cloudy6256 3 роки тому +5

      @@emmalion1976 also ditto can turn into the strongest Pokémon on the battlefield so...

  • @glitterishhh
    @glitterishhh 8 місяців тому +3

    >"make sure it's raining"
    >forgets kyogre invented drizzle

  • @yoaiou
    @yoaiou 3 роки тому +485

    You just made the pokedex entries look a lot less exaggerated next to the actual game mechanics

    • @karajohn5504
      @karajohn5504 3 роки тому +71

      legendary pokemon are only this powerful because the people praying to them are using helping hand

    • @EnriqueLaberintico
      @EnriqueLaberintico 3 роки тому +19

      @@karajohn5504 well, now we now another move that Human's moveset has.

    • @FlyleafOwO
      @FlyleafOwO 3 роки тому +10

      the pokedex seems more like a collection of pokemon myths, legends, and superstitions tbh

    • @Willdroyd
      @Willdroyd 2 роки тому +1

      @@karajohn5504 Laughs in Wailord

  • @FlamingZelda3
    @FlamingZelda3 3 роки тому +638

    The argument literally stops at "Pokemon get helping hand and surf"

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 роки тому +18

      No, because again... that's *alot* of lions

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 роки тому +126

      @@colmlooney5843 The counter-argument to "that's a lotta lions" is the Phil Swift classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 роки тому +9

      @@Nat_the_Chicken The counter-argument to "that's a lotta damage" is the average lion enjoyer classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA LIONS*

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 роки тому +8

      @@colmlooney5843 Arceus is literally shown to be god in the anime games and Pokedex and has infinite power, Arceus can literally just delete the lions from existence

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 роки тому +4

      @@hiddendraco2607 This was the one reply thread where we weren't madly throwing cobbled-together bits of logic at each other and I found it quite refreshing, so please don't take it seriously, thank you

  • @tomthetank9044
    @tomthetank9044 3 роки тому +122

    Imagine having to sit through 307 helping hand animations, and then over 50 role play animations

    • @barbara3857
      @barbara3857 3 роки тому +2

      OMG LMAO

    • @benbenblob9856
      @benbenblob9856 3 роки тому +12

      The lions would die of boredom

    • @wutmagna7222
      @wutmagna7222 3 роки тому +6

      Turn off animations lol

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 3 роки тому +1

      @RENEE PARK super simple button masher, keyboard autoclicker

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 3 роки тому

      They wouldn't, they'd just eat them while they're tryna use their move. Nobody says that they have to wait for their opponents

  • @Full_time_issue
    @Full_time_issue 5 місяців тому +4

    With the power of rocks a car battery and a large monke we have a large whale that shatters earth

  • @kingston3616
    @kingston3616 3 роки тому +429

    "Or a little over a vigintillion base power, and no I didn't make this word up"
    Adventure Capitalist players: *We know.*

    • @elfmonster1476
      @elfmonster1476 3 роки тому +15

      May I recommend Antimatter Dimensions?
      In my opinion, best idle game out there.
      Currently has 1-2 months worth of content (and it only really gets boring at some of the endgame stretches). And if you're playing purely for the big numbers, my endgame save is at 10^287,000,000, compared to Adventure Capitalist capping at 1.8x10^308

    • @kiantoohey5236
      @kiantoohey5236 3 роки тому +4

      This was my first thought when he said that lmao

    • @pooperdooper3576
      @pooperdooper3576 3 роки тому +2

      The moon theme was unnecessarily good

  • @tristanross7673
    @tristanross7673 3 роки тому +161

    "That literally wouldn't do anything to help, because a billion is only 10^12"
    best line in the video.

  • @MegaChickenonastick
    @MegaChickenonastick 3 роки тому +575

    When your friend is explaining his combo in magic

    • @ma.yf06
      @ma.yf06 3 роки тому +28

      "Well you see because i activated this effect last turn and i casted this creature which does this when it enters the battlefield and then i casted this instant and you blocked with these creatures... you take 3 damage and i gain 14 life. Oh and i use this artifacts ability, make that 16 life."

    • @chikin5663
      @chikin5663 3 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp.

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 роки тому +6

      @@ma.yf06 Ah, but I used this enchantment to double all token creation which is doubled again by this sorcery so I spawned 345 tokens all of which get sacrificed to this creature I summon with devour and then because I have this creature with this effect, you take 1 damage for each and I gain 1 life for each.

    • @august4476
      @august4476 3 роки тому +2

      @@oberon1449 But you’ve forgotten something, and that’s that I have an enchantment which states that whenever I take damage, I create a token creature with the ability “as long as this token creature is on the battlefield, if your life total would be reduced below 1, it becomes 1 instead,” as well as another enchantment that says “whenever you take damage, each opponent takes the same amount of damage”, so we all take 345 damage, however I survive and create 345 tokens.

    • @oberon1449
      @oberon1449 3 роки тому +2

      @@august4476 But I did that on purpose because I have a combo of Lich's Mastery and Jace, Wielder of Mysteries and as such, I just won.

  • @mariathompson5104
    @mariathompson5104 4 місяці тому +2

    Groudon sobbing in the corner that he got outclassed by that stupid fish yet again

  • @wooloosupremacy9484
    @wooloosupremacy9484 2 роки тому +1157

    Now make Kyogre terastallize into a water type.

  • @Smorble
    @Smorble 3 роки тому +256

    Reminder : if your response to "normal moves can't hit ghosts" is "ghost lions" then we're allowed to go by Pokedex descriptions

    • @FranXiT
      @FranXiT 3 роки тому +62

      Arceus in the game canonically destroys the universe and creates an exact copy of it with a slight difference being the existance of a legendary pokemon in the trainer's inventory. By following that CANONICAL, IN GAME LOGIC (which we know must exist since PP exists) Arceus can destroy the universe and create a new one without the one billion lions. Counter that.

    • @Smorble
      @Smorble 3 роки тому +15

      @@FranXiT I think you misinterpreted my comment : I'm on your side, nice argument though

    • @FranXiT
      @FranXiT 3 роки тому +11

      @@Smorble thanks :)

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 3 роки тому +1

      Odor Sleuth can defeat the ghost lions so

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 3 роки тому +7

      @@FranXiT Weak argument... forgot the part about it being *alot* of lions.

  • @spiciestbirb
    @spiciestbirb Рік тому +1309

    '1 billion lions is a lot of lions'
    The thing is, 6.88x10^64 damage is a lot of damage.

    • @waitingfortheequinnox
      @waitingfortheequinnox Рік тому +41

      True. A billion only equates to 10^9; the lions were damned from the start

    • @fizor1855
      @fizor1855 Рік тому +49

      dont be shy, just say 68800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage

    • @TheUnderwearSauce
      @TheUnderwearSauce Рік тому +1

      But Pokemon is turn based

    • @fizor1855
      @fizor1855 Рік тому +19

      @@TheUnderwearSauce if you watched the video they can kill all the lions in 1 turn, and if the lions move first than presumably they also only get 1 move

    • @mrdanthepan828
      @mrdanthepan828 Рік тому +16

      ​​@@TheUnderwearSauceThe lions don't have priority. Meaning the pokemon go first.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 Рік тому +51

    I always found this debate dumb, until it became a joke. Then I loved it. Because there are a few people who take this seriously and believe that the lions can win, let alone live. There is a magma snail hotter than the sun; literal gods of time, space, dimension, and also _the_ God; a waifumon that can summon black holes at will; and an undead bug that the lions wouldn’t even be able to damage

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 11 місяців тому +1

      not really true on the last part, struggle would still hit through wonder guard.

    • @guts60
      @guts60 11 місяців тому +12

      @@sinteleon I am assuming that lions do not have magical powers, thus anything they do is considered “normal”. Even an action like biting, which is a dark type move that would work against Shedinja, is “normal” because there is no magic behind it. And “normal”, be it the type or just existing as a regular state, cannot damage Shedinja.
      It is both the action and the fact that Pokémon are magical creatures that give moves their types. For example, what makes bite different from bug bite, thus permitting different typings? It’s used by a bug type Pokémon, of course! So then why doesn’t “bite” become bug bite when used by a bug type Pokémon? Because although some qualifications were fulfilled, you still need the magic aspect.
      A regular lion, backed into a corner, desperately struggling does not mean he is suddenly using a bug type move. He is a lion, lacking entirely in magic. There his struggling is a regular state of struggling, “normal”, and not the magic “normal” energy nor the magic “bug” energy.
      I probably could have said this in a way simpler way, but basically the TL;DR is that regular Earth lions from our universe possess zero magical abilities and thus cannot apply Pokémon types to their actions such as “biting” or “struggling”

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon 11 місяців тому +2

      @@guts60 struggle isn't bug type, it's typeless, and bypasses most typing checks, including wonder guard. It's literally used when there is no other moves available to be used (aka no more of this magic thing you count as moves), which in this case, counts. If anything, if we go by your logic, regular normal type moves are still magic, and anything the lion does would fall into the same category as struggle, because it by definition is used when there is no more magic left.
      (and yes, normal type moves should be considered magic, like hyper beam and leer whatnot)

    • @guts60
      @guts60 11 місяців тому +3

      @@sinteleon YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Oh my god, I was thinking of “struggle bug”. All these years of pokemon, I feel like a moron. I am sorry

    • @retinazer7652
      @retinazer7652 5 місяців тому

      lions would win because… a billion lions is a lotta lions

  • @jeremysaklad6703
    @jeremysaklad6703 2 роки тому +565

    13:52 I disagree: the amount of times over you could KO these lions is *very* funny.

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault 2 роки тому +10

      Said the same thing

    • @elwe281
      @elwe281 2 роки тому +1

      it will only get tiresome in the 19234488484829 time they kill the lions

  • @ajduong
    @ajduong 2 роки тому +301

    Poachers: you ever wonder if maybe we're going too far with these lions?
    1 of each Pokemon: well...

  • @BlackSalamander439
    @BlackSalamander439 3 роки тому +244

    Litleo, Pyroar and Solgaleo: I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top

    • @HeroG9000
      @HeroG9000 3 роки тому +16

      Luxray Lucia Shinx

    • @quadri136
      @quadri136 3 роки тому +2

      Zygarde (whichever percent has the dog form of it)

    • @Mo0tGD
      @Mo0tGD 3 роки тому +8

      @@quadri136 lions are cats 😬👎

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 3 роки тому +2

      Kyogre: you know I could use Surf instead‚ right?

    • @madnessarcade7447
      @madnessarcade7447 3 роки тому

      @@HeroG9000 lynx not lions