If Microsoft Took Over Apple
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2018
- Set you Zune to stun, because Microsoft just took over Apple!
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How are your jokes so subtle yet effective
idk
Neighborhood cat?
“if you thought apple was expensive, just wait till its owned by a literal bill”
but aren't microsoft products cheaper though?
@@rafael4719 well.... they both are kinda the same hardware wise
@@rudra.patel.001 but Microsoft is cheaper
@@nothing-mm8ui hardware wise?
@@rudra.patel.001 aeiou
I'm on edge 😂
Well Tim Cook's on Safari.
Samsung edge
Im on google earth
I'm on Opera
im on brave
Clippy! I miss him !
If EA took over the world: Pay $15 to breathe
guys you are overreacting like they have games with no microtransactions like payback
r/woooosh
This man's jokes are so simple yet effective. Amazing!
Change the category from 'comedy' to 'technology' you could get much more views!
Kevin Samuel good suggestion
Kevin Samuel do both?
you can't
Kevin Samuel shut up
thats clickblait :v
Very underrated channel too funny. Should definitely be right up there in the top.
This channel should be so much bigger. The Homepod "ring" to RROD joke was ingenious!
I guess now I have got the answer to my question-"If Apple made a car would it have windows?".
yes but remember to turn aero on or you will probably crash, because of system instability
Trash Can, Portland, ZuneTunes and then (Holy Mother of Gods) High, Low and Moderate Sierra?!?
You just passed the "Burn Apple Burn" Benchmark! 😂
P.S. Love your Channel.
Ashutosh Bhardwaj lol
Fun fact: if Bill had kept his shares of Apple he bought in the 90's his net worth would be roughly double what it is currently. Those shares would have a value of 53.5 billion dollars.
Why was Microsoft on Edge? Because Apple was on a Safari!
EliteAlex 😂
thank you for stealing a joke made in the video. You have achieved peak comedy
MicrApple also sells
*My Crap Apples"
😂😂😂😂
0:58
I actually love this guy xD
I wish i force link your channel to everyones devices
That opening is honestly one of the best moments in UA-cam history.
"Now that we've got COMMAND... CONTROL of apple..." LOL I laughed way harder than I should of.
The puns are so terrible they are wonderful!
You have a pretty great like to dislike ratio
Don't jinx it.
I love your explanations of how each company took each other over
I love how you roasted both companies, and not just one! :P
That first joke really cracked me up!! The whole video is amazing just like all of them!!! Keep up the amazing work.
miCRAPple! I get it!
It will be crap
I loved that joke about Safari vs Edge in the beginning
Also Microsoft has Cortana which is an assistant like siri
Globial YT o would argue when they actually unveiled it she was better than siri too, but now they don't work on her much
Clippy is adorable though. There will always be a place in my heart for Clippy
But clippy os much better.
yes clippy has an operating system xD
Chippy should have his own TV show, theme park, and fan club.
Marks it's territory 😂😂😂😂
I laughed in x ball control
😂😂
And the all new Micrapple😂
LOL the intro made me spilled my drink
‘Siri, call 911.’
’Updating your phone now, it will end soon after you die.’
Hey, have you seen Tim Cook? Where is he? On Safari?! I'm on Edge!
lmao
"THE ALL NEW MICRAPPLE" Almost died laughing
The puns in the beginning were too funny!
That joke at the start was smart. Good on ya Sam.
These videos are terrifying because they’re so accurate!
The pun on the beginning had me take a couple of drug tests because of how loud and crazy I laughed
All those tiny jokes make this legendary (control/command makes me die all the time)
I was with this channel when it was still at 20k subs
Your telepathic skills are good :)
Ha ha intro was golden 😂
MY GOD "COMMAND, NO CONTROL" IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
Predicted the future the iPod touch is no longer available😂
I was thinking about this video last night
it's too funny that i spit my coffee on my phone 🤣
This video is so littered with puns! It's making me so happy!
ye the trashcan was built in portland. Its the same color as the ones in the city but isn't square.
😂😂 you shoulda called the micrapple store; Mi-Crap store😆
Safari, I’m on edge. Corniest joke ever
Love your videos...
i knew they were gonna replace siri with clippy lmao
This is really fun but it looks like clippy doesn’t like Cortana very well
I live in Portland. It doesn't have an apple manufacturing plant, but Intel manufacturing headquarters. :D
“I’m on edge” 😂
0:00 good one! 😂😂😂 lmao
MAN! I LOOOVE UR VIDS! Keep doing what you are doing! Love ur humour dude XD.
i love all of these type of videos you make
Actually the Zune Interface coming back would be nice
That intro was dope
Car seat for keyboard! 😂 so truuue!
I love these vids 😂💗💗
that opening pun tho🤣😂
this guy deserves more views
I've been waiting for this
The red ring got me
honestly i agree on the adding of more usb type a ports to all of the macbook pro
One word : SPYWARE.
Oh, and I AM NOT AN APPLE SHEEP!!!!
i guess you need windows 10 to update first before you can use your iphone
i just love your puns...
Microapple - died of laughing!!!
When you said Siri my Siri activated
Hi Sam, You didn't give us a link for the music? 😕
Tim Cook
Accidently Cook himself
SAM you are piece of art!! 34 dislikes?! From Apple fanbois or MS ones? Maybe from ones who are just too triggered to be alive
"Now that we've got command....control of apple"
"We'll also make all our Systems have no games."
If Microsoft discontinued the iPod Touch I would hate them like no other user.
I got a Microsoft ad at the start of this video...
At 1:04 it triggers Siri on my phone, guess are voices are similar enough
That Intro!!!
I how many Apple execs watch Sam as their guilty pleasure
The Mac Pro factory is in PORTugal.
I know.. he said that
@@GBrayJ no he said Portland
You love that big screen.
I really enjoy your parodies, but could you make them more "tech" parodies, rather than just about mobile phones (and companies that make them)?
2:38 AlBallmer 😂😂
HILARIOUS!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!
PORTLAND is the bestjoke i have ever heard
It sounds like Micrcrapple at 3:32
ah yes my personal assistant clippy
Great Tim Cook joke!!
Best intro ever
you should do "if Nokia took over Apple."
If they took over, the iPhone X would become the Nokia 33X, the iPad would become the "Windows tablet", and the macbook... I'm not sure.
Creativity at it’s best
Brilliant opening 😂
I want clippy assistant lmao
3:36 the funniest thing ever xD
Has a point tbh, no Full Sized USB ports on a “PRO” laptop is pretty damn inexcusable.
That intro was so funny
back in 2005-2006ish.....some 80% of Microsoft employees admitted to owning a ipod...i never saw a full breakdown of how much and who on this, but its still interesting....
From Obama to Abama 🤣🤣
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