Apple Explains Why They Charge So Much

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  • Apple finally explains why their products and upgrades are so expensive.
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  • @rolf7135
    @rolf7135 4 місяці тому +639

    "Our biggest moneymaker is a soldering iron"😂😂😂

    • @richtheobald4390
      @richtheobald4390 4 місяці тому +31

      It's funny because it's true...so true

    • @pedazodeboludo
      @pedazodeboludo 4 місяці тому

      And thanks for pronouncing the "L" in there 😆

    • @davidhart712
      @davidhart712 4 місяці тому +41

      You spelled it wrong. It's iRon. Gotta keep that Apple i brand.

    • @antaeussnorik6790
      @antaeussnorik6790 4 місяці тому +2

      An "magic wand"!

    • @j2simpso
      @j2simpso 4 місяці тому

      @@davidhart712introduction the old new Apple iRon SE, with quick charging support so now you’ll replace your gadgets in half the time for twice the money!

  • @Cimaadi
    @Cimaadi 4 місяці тому +282

    I call it the Apple trap, not the ecosystem

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 4 місяці тому +11

      It's like being stuck in one of those crazy prisons in Escape Plan.

    • @ventsislavminev
      @ventsislavminev 4 місяці тому +8

      What is an ecosystem? It's 2024 not 1990. The rest of the tech world is interconnected for more than 30 years now.

    • @boyeatsworld-vr9ci
      @boyeatsworld-vr9ci 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@ventsislavminevexcept for apple. did you not watch the video you are commenting on?

    • @ventsislavminev
      @ventsislavminev 4 місяці тому +8

      @@boyeatsworld-vr9ci Question was meant the be ironic. Also "the rest of the tech world" excludes apple.. Honestly I don't understand how people still fall for the ecosystem trap. The only explanation i have is that you've been an applevictim your whole life and you don't know any better.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ventsislavminevTo be fair, the benefit of the naked system is that everything works out of the box together with zero effort. Sure, you can create your own pseudo-acosystem by using apps like KDEconnect on Android, but frankly, almost nobody does that. Apple understands that convenience is literally the most important thing in tech. They also know what the average user doesn't care about. Then they abuse that and the rest of the industry are followers because it's more profitable.
      Plus, the battery life on their laptops shoots on everyone else's laptops, and that's kind of the most important thing in a laptop. Sure, you can buy a more powerful Windows computer, but it will probably have a worse trackpad or screen or speakers. You know, the things that actually matter when using the damn thing. And if you find a Windows computer that has speakers, screen, and trackpad as good as a Mac, it's probably going to cost way more and have way worse battery life.
      I hate Apple, but to their credit, they understand consumer psychology better than every nerd online.

  • @Dr_KW
    @Dr_KW 4 місяці тому +98

    Forget the solder, next time the whole laptop hardware is encapsulated in epoxy

  • @alexandershortsandmore
    @alexandershortsandmore 4 місяці тому +103

    Not liking the video? Your viewing it wrong! 😂😂

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde 4 місяці тому +91

    Apple's new slogan is:
    Charge Different!

    • @Fastvoice
      @Fastvoice 4 місяці тому

      That's not new - I know that since my 1st "PowerMac" 30 years ago. 🤨

  • @nathleflutiste
    @nathleflutiste 4 місяці тому +53

    "Think different" is Apple way to say "Be dumb".

    • @madwlad799
      @madwlad799 4 місяці тому

      yeah, same category as: Alternative science, alternative math, alternative facts and so on.. people who are too stupid to get a grasp of reality (because it's complex) feel proud and superior to others

    • @pw6002
      @pw6002 19 днів тому

      Sounds indeed like Trump's "alternative facts".

  • @donnyf88
    @donnyf88 4 місяці тому +149

    I just discovered this channel a few days ago.. and I have to say... this is the most entertaining channel i've seen in a while. everything is so SPOT on.
    absolutely amazing content. one day you'll break trough and reach a million. I promise

    • @thyssenFILMS
      @thyssenFILMS 4 місяці тому +7

      make sure to watch some of the vision pro videos, especially the videos after every product launch, it’s SO HILARIOUS 😂😂

    • @k.vn.k
      @k.vn.k 4 місяці тому +1

      You realise this a parody content right? Parody doesn’t necessarily need to be true. It’s all for little giggles.

    • @lemonjellies4985
      @lemonjellies4985 3 місяці тому

      This guy is hilarious. Comedy gold

  • @KamenRiderGumo
    @KamenRiderGumo 4 місяці тому +14

    The day I bought my current laptop, I disassembled it and replaced the RAM and HDD with superior hardware and got the equivalent of a system that would have cost me hundreds more brand new, but I paid a fraction of it buying the computer second-hand and using parts I already had from salvaging other units. And that's why I will stay with PC architecture and never, ever go with a Mac.

  • @aperitifs
    @aperitifs 4 місяці тому +58

    The wheels worth more than car wheels is Gold 🥇

    • @rrp6405
      @rrp6405 4 місяці тому +7

      Apples wheels are worth more than my whole car

    • @Techforlife280
      @Techforlife280 4 місяці тому +3

      @@rrp6405how the hell did u find a car less than 700 bucks.i would like to know lol

    • @alexandruciordas4941
      @alexandruciordas4941 4 місяці тому

      ⁠used golf 4😂

    • @rrp6405
      @rrp6405 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Techforlife280 im in the uk bought my car for £1000 around 10 years ago. probably worth around £500 now or around $700

  • @eightchickens
    @eightchickens 4 місяці тому +32

    $700 wheels? hahaha. Also $1000 monitor stand. Do they think we're pooping out dollar bills or perhaps gold nuggets? Wait, do we?... you mean I've been flushing out precious nuggets??

    • @ekspatriat
      @ekspatriat 4 місяці тому

      Trouble is someone (many) are buying all the shit.

    • @ahmedhamdan2009
      @ahmedhamdan2009 4 місяці тому +8

      You might think it's funny but people have bought Apple wheels and that $1000 stand that's not included with the $6000 Apple monitor. 🤦

    • @heavyecho1
      @heavyecho1 4 місяці тому +8

      I had to check Apple's website when I first heard about the $700 as I thought is was a parody about their prices. Nope that is the price.

  • @qadrisafdar
    @qadrisafdar 4 місяці тому +11

    next 2025 model iphone without box
    😂😂😂
    Apple say u buy a apple iphone box u pay 300 dollar 😂

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 4 місяці тому +14

    you know this was a very longform way of saying "because you idiots keep buying it, so why would we stop?"

  • @randomrud
    @randomrud 4 місяці тому +60

    It is amazing that they can do that without putting a fancy badge on the computer so you can flaunt that you got the hidden expensive upgrades. :D I mean in true Apple fashion, what good is it when you can't show it off?

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 4 місяці тому +3

      A extra fiddy bucks will you that badge. Plus another fiddy to install

    • @facetubetwit1444
      @facetubetwit1444 4 місяці тому +1

      This is something you should not let people know, i mean if you want to be respected as a fellow human being i wouldn't tell anyone. best keep that one to your self.

  • @indridcold2872
    @indridcold2872 4 місяці тому +7

    Used to be an Apple fan. Phasing out all Apple products of my house now since they claim 8 GB RAM MAC is equal or more than 16 GB RAM PC. They really think consumers are dumb.

  • @Sombre____
    @Sombre____ 4 місяці тому +28

    And if you buy apple, you will annoy all your friends during LAN party.

    • @whitetiana3022
      @whitetiana3022 4 місяці тому +2

      those are still a thing?

    • @Sombre____
      @Sombre____ 4 місяці тому

      Why it would not still be a thing ? @@whitetiana3022

    • @nathleflutiste
      @nathleflutiste 4 місяці тому

      @@whitetiana3022 This is way better than playing online. No ping problem. And you get your friends right there ! What can be better ?

    • @ggtooez
      @ggtooez 4 місяці тому +2

      Oh yeah, how could I forget. Impossible to connect at work, since our wifi is bad and everyone is supposed to use LAN.

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@whitetiana3022 I always want them to be, but my friends aren't interested in packing all their PCs up for a game night...

  • @ghostedsuicide
    @ghostedsuicide 4 місяці тому +64

    i have a 2012 macbook pro.. it had like 4GB of RAM and a slow hdd... i was easily able to replace it with 16GB of RAM for $20 on amazon... and an SSD.. and it's insanely fast compared to what it was before (before it was basically unusable) at the huge cost of.... 30-40 doll hairs. apple would probably still charge $400-500 for this type of upgrade.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 4 місяці тому +7

      1000$ for that

    • @johnmoore1495
      @johnmoore1495 4 місяці тому +7

      RAM make money printer go BRRRRRRRR at Apple.
      Seriously though it’s like pure profit for them. I understand the business perspective of putting low amounts of storage in their hardware as they want you to pay for iCloud. But there’s no iRAM subscription lol. Just put 16GB in by default at the current base price and your competition wouldn’t be much competition.

    • @Frank_Kimono
      @Frank_Kimono 4 місяці тому +7

      Should have been smarter and steer clear away from apple grift. Instead go for Asus ROG, Dell Alienware, Acer Predator, HP Omen etc. I don't game a lot no more but powerful gaming laptops are amazing for any purpose

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​​@@Frank_KimonoWindows laptops are trending towards the same thing. Super slim and everything integrated, no upgrade path available. Besides, an M1, M2, M3 Mac is actually a good platform compared even to other high end or similarly priced windows laptops, BUT, THAT 8gb ram default is a joke, and it has no upgrade path available unless you upgrade at the beginning.

    • @_Digitalguy
      @_Digitalguy 4 місяці тому +5

      @@ruekurei88 fortunately SSDs are still mostly replaceable and prices for more RAM are much more reasonable (except surface devices)

  • @4dbullshitpatroll6
    @4dbullshitpatroll6 4 місяці тому +58

    If Sam won't consider anything other than Apple he has to buy one anyway and keep making videos to vent his frustrations. I love my linux.

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 4 місяці тому +18

      Hello fellow penguin 🐧, freedom is good ain't it? 😀

    • @mathman0569
      @mathman0569 4 місяці тому +3

      what distro? :3

    • @ggtooez
      @ggtooez 4 місяці тому +7

      I installed Linux on my old Macbook and it works much better now

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 4 місяці тому

      @@mathman0569 I personally like Manjaro w/GNOME DE in traditional layout, as they are already supporting Wayland composting, you get access to the AUR if you want/need it, and it does not roll as fast as pure Arch from the official repos, so there is less of a chance of things breaking before pushed out.
      My other go-to is Solus Linux, as it's very easy to use, it's Simi-rolling, and lightweight with Budgie DE, but for some reason a recent update caused my old Lenovo Thinkpad X140e to freeze up once it gets to the login screen, so I put it on Manjaro as well, hopefully release 4.5 fixes this, but I've not had to time to check it out yet.

    • @HypeXesk
      @HypeXesk 4 місяці тому +1

      what devices are used i use it on older bussiness devices such asa dell optiplex and a thinkpad

  • @edhu9
    @edhu9 4 місяці тому +12

    Apple then: does more, cost less.
    Apple now: does less, cost more.

    • @tyrone05
      @tyrone05 4 місяці тому +3

      I thought they always cost more

    • @4fgaming925
      @4fgaming925 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tyrone05 when Steve jobs was the CEO he actually cared about the customers and brought out innovation

    • @tyrone05
      @tyrone05 3 місяці тому

      @@4fgaming925 but they always cost more.

    • @pw6002
      @pw6002 19 днів тому +1

      @@4fgaming925
      "when Steve jobs was the CEO he actually cared about the customers and brought out innovation"
      No, he never did.
      But he did an outstanding job making other people think he does.
      That's what con-artists do, and he was very good at that.

    • @JimAllen-Persona
      @JimAllen-Persona 14 днів тому

      That's everything though. Apple is a ripoff but look at how long their stuff lasts. I'm still working off of a 2015 MBP... that's pushing 10 years.

  • @psicologiajoseh
    @psicologiajoseh 4 місяці тому +18

    Why Apple fans accept so much abuse from this company.

    • @hhhmmmmmmmm
      @hhhmmmmmmmm 4 місяці тому +11

      It’s more than acceptance. They defend them in the dumbest ways imaginable

    • @psicologiajoseh
      @psicologiajoseh 4 місяці тому +3

      @@hhhmmmmmmmm ikr 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @cyberlord64
      @cyberlord64 4 місяці тому

      Show me a company that can get me a 96GB ram in a 14inch laptop, and have the same battery life, camera, trackpad and keyboard at a meaningfully discounted price than Apples offering and I will get it as my next laptop

    • @shivamverma7151
      @shivamverma7151 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@cyberlord64why do you need 96 GB ram for

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 4 місяці тому

      ​@@shivamverma7151Watching multiple videos of porn at the same time?

  • @cete66
    @cete66 4 місяці тому +17

    if you buy some apple shit nowadays you deserve that prices, for being dumb enough. I had a great time working with a MacBook Pro a few years ago, but it was provided by my former company. I'm not paying that amount for a closed system even though I could buy it in cash no sweat

  • @roibeard94
    @roibeard94 4 місяці тому +64

    I just bought an open-box (like new) Asus M16 from Best Buy for ~$610 after tax. Was only missing the paper sleeves for the laptop and charger in the box, and the regulatory compliance booklet, hilarious big discount for those small details. i7-12700h, rtx 3060, 16gb dual channel ddr5. I swapped the one socketed memory stick for a 32gb module for a total of 40gb now, and upgraded to a total of 3TB of NVME gen 4 between the two slots. Total cost of $800 for everything. Runs lots of VMs, and I'm having a much better time running networking labs for school while on the go with that big 16:10 screen :) Plus it games very well on wall power in my (sadly rare) free time. I won't buy another macbook unless Apple pays for it, and pays me on top of that at this point. But if you're listening, Apple, I'm willing to negotiate 😂

    • @HypeXesk
      @HypeXesk 4 місяці тому +17

      "bUt It DoESnT LasT As LoNg on baTTeRY CaUSe iT iSnt OpTMiZEd AnD ThE fAnsS"

    • @Ivan-Bagrintsev
      @Ivan-Bagrintsev 4 місяці тому

      @@user-qv4np3ur5w, if any vendor computers/laptops "always broke down after two years", there is no vendor problem. There is a user one.

    • @UjimasaShun
      @UjimasaShun 4 місяці тому

      ​@@user-qv4np3ur5w you must be very unlucky to have laptops that only lasted 2 years. My Asus laptop I bought for school 10 years ago is still going strong. No signs of dying even if I wanted to replace it. Battery life still at a respectable 5 hours of internet and document typing.

    • @devmoatassem
      @devmoatassem 4 місяці тому

      @@user-qv4np3ur5w everyone's agreed with the quality, but it's the price and practices to lock users for expensive upgrades.

    • @phillippereira6468
      @phillippereira6468 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@user-qv4np3ur5wthat's amazing that every laptop you have had had broken in two years....I have only had two in the last 15 years both Asus gaming machines never an issue.. My other friends exactly the same... You're sure the issue is the tech or the user?

  • @mr.j5112
    @mr.j5112 4 місяці тому +7

    Murica, the natural habitat of the iSheeps.

  • @rzdakira
    @rzdakira 4 місяці тому +6

    "Customer Fast Charger" That's brilliantly hillarious

  • @earth2k66
    @earth2k66 4 місяці тому +5

    Teach a man to use PC, he would upgrade it for years.
    Teach a man to use MAC, he would buy a new one, year after another.

    • @4fgaming925
      @4fgaming925 3 місяці тому

      well said (typing this on my 2nd iMac lol)

  • @TheDextermat
    @TheDextermat 4 місяці тому +15

    Stealing personal information and being big brother is expensive. Also the millions of dollar bonuses won't pay themselves.

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 4 місяці тому

      Stealing personal information??
      Bro, if you buy tech, then agree to ToS set by the manufacturer. You just volunteered your info. That's the cost of convenience.

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 4 місяці тому

      @@smittyvanjagermanjenson182 "Brah" the $2000 you spend on a laptop is the "cost" of "convenience" ! if you want to play G1mp for big brah, thats your business, but don't try and justify privacy r4p3 of others theres a good boy !

  • @rousedvideo3380
    @rousedvideo3380 4 місяці тому +13

    My macbook1max was the last computer I have bought from apple, same with iPhone I'm on android now, I won't spend money for brand they care only about taking money from customers and not giving a freedom to use the products we like. Iphone 12pro max battery replacment and screen 370£ for old iPhone, they lost their minds!!!
    I love what you do Sam, great comedy! But there is a real message there, so clever:) love your videos 😀😀😇😇

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 4 місяці тому +1

      I got a pixel 4A and another Android phone just to trash the battery for that price couple of years ago. Lol. And they are both working great still.

  • @wisedom.shedrack
    @wisedom.shedrack 4 місяці тому +5

    The legendary magic wand
    THE ALL NEW SOLDERING IRON 🤣

  • @ideeyes4054
    @ideeyes4054 3 місяці тому +3

    At this point I am convinced people buy Apple products only so that they can flex on how much they were able to pay, rather than the technical capabilities and services/support.

  • @navb3663
    @navb3663 4 місяці тому

    So true. Thank you for highlighting it

  • @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT
    @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT 4 місяці тому +7

    the EU is taking notes

  • @UrielX1212
    @UrielX1212 4 місяці тому +1

    Tim Cook is such a soulless and passionless robot.

  • @Jemlim
    @Jemlim 4 місяці тому +5

    The actual reason that only applies to iPhones, Macs and iPads: Resale value and longevity. But yeah, charging 60hz for $799 and $899 and charging their items (wheels and cloth) for expensive prices has to be a joke.

  • @annacurransmotherofmeghanc1841
    @annacurransmotherofmeghanc1841 4 місяці тому +20

    If you notice🤔it seems that the peoples distain for the company and it’s products are only compounding year over year and at an ever quicker rate as well. One would think they are aware of this and know how this business model is going to lead to their abrupt demise. Yet they plow ahead as if they don’t at all. I’m curious to see five years ahead because at this rate I don’t think they will around in ten.

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 4 місяці тому +11

      Plenty of rich suckers to fool, Apple will be richer than ever.
      They've just launched the Vision Pro, and the profit margin will be massive on it.

    • @heyaisdabomb
      @heyaisdabomb 4 місяці тому

      @@StardustLegacyFighter Right now, windows market share is the lowest ever and apples is the highest ever. While Windows is still dominating the market, the 2 lines are diverging quickly. It will be interesting to see where we are in 10 years, but it's the flawless eco system that will keep many of us like myself stuck in apple world. Windows is catching up in it's OS flaws, but most windows laptops have everything soldered on, not just macs. And android phone makers are starting to serialize their parts too, like samsung. By the nature of supporting hundreds of different hardware processors and chip sets, I don't see android and windows ever getting as seamless and easy to use for the average user. Errors on mac drivers are rare, because it is gatekeeped and has fewer hardware variants, while windows driver errors are common. Yes, they are getting better, but it's just basic probability. If there's 150 cell phone boards with different combinations of chip sets, the probability of issues are higher than when there's 5 or 6 chip sets in use at any given time (apple), and the new chip-sets are mostly an extension of the previous, making issues even less likely. Even if you can ensure all of the different features exist in android that all of the different models have, you will always end up with a lot of bloat code that doesn't need to be there for your device because it doesn't have that feature. This is in part why less ram 4gb of ram in apple can be better than 8gb of ram at the same clock speed and generation on a windows or android device.

    • @shivamverma7151
      @shivamverma7151 4 місяці тому +6

      Still a lot of rich fools that keep buying apple products, sadly not everyone is aware enough

    • @tkps
      @tkps 4 місяці тому

      @@heyaisdabomb Yet for all the problems you list with all the phones and PCs I've had even if I just go since smart phones I've never had a single issue and don't know anyone who has. Some cover all and one covers their own. Different systems. Apple as I said elsewhere almost went under with the closed system. They're relying on brand loyalty (partly force) but unlike then when Ipod/Iphone saved them, they've got nothing markedly different from others. It's not enough.

    • @alexandruciordas4941
      @alexandruciordas4941 4 місяці тому

      that's just wrong, mac os marketshare is actually growing

  • @MartinToms
    @MartinToms Місяць тому

    "We'll charge you 20% in Interest... Yes that's a fifth!" *Hangs up like it was a mathematical question* 😄😄😄

  • @renderproductions1032
    @renderproductions1032 4 місяці тому +3

    Framework is way better for the price, and much much much more customizable

  • @aleksandrh.4251
    @aleksandrh.4251 4 місяці тому +5

    "We do what we want because we can".

  • @aarondavidson6409
    @aarondavidson6409 4 місяці тому

    Congrats on 300K!

  • @spicemelange4309
    @spicemelange4309 4 місяці тому +3

    Nice seeing DosDude1 getting a shoutout! He recently upgrading my mid-2012 MacBook Pro from the dual core i5 to a quad core i7. He does good work!

  • @nikolanovakovic9655
    @nikolanovakovic9655 4 місяці тому

    This channel is amazing! Funny and witty videos, very entertaining.

  • @_____alyptic
    @_____alyptic 4 місяці тому +4

    Hackintoshes are on their way out too :/

  • @sammahasona
    @sammahasona 4 місяці тому

    Spot on, one of the best videos SAM.

  • @Hodenkat
    @Hodenkat 4 місяці тому +4

    Half the reason people who buy Apple defend the high price of their products, is they don't want to admit that they overpaid.

  • @darkstatehk
    @darkstatehk 4 місяці тому +1

    0:44 Cue "false surprise" and "I don't fkin care" expression.

  • @rahulsoren
    @rahulsoren 4 місяці тому

    As always fantastic 😍🎉

  • @geoman1420
    @geoman1420 4 місяці тому +6

    Most people are simply marketing victims... I work with Macs (as a job) since 1984 and i never bought an iphone as i don't like closed controlled environments and hefty prices for what you get...

    • @godofdeath8785
      @godofdeath8785 4 місяці тому

      I bought iPhone 13 and I don’t feel it’s bad but in same time I don’t feel it’s better than average as smartphone I could sit at some mid-budget smartphone with android os I think

    • @geoman1420
      @geoman1420 4 місяці тому +1

      @@godofdeath8785 You can do the same things with a much cheaper Android phone and you will not cry if you drop it or it gets stolen...

    • @godofdeath8785
      @godofdeath8785 4 місяці тому

      @@geoman1420ye

  • @CeeJay591
    @CeeJay591 4 місяці тому +1

    One of Sam's best!

  • @FitDoggy
    @FitDoggy 4 місяці тому +5

    With all the humor aside, this was accurate! Its important to put the word out! The companies do their best to make sure we dont own what we pay for, by giving us less and less control over it. You cant really swap a battery these days since the phone knows its not genuine "for your safety". Well than fucking sell the technicians your batteries! Or us! With no special contract that takes your rights!
    People swapped batteries on their own and it was just fine!
    Thanks sam!!

    • @Mitrashi
      @Mitrashi 4 місяці тому

      It was also to ensure that the phone would be "water tight". They trying to trick us like they are doing us a favor.

  • @steve16384
    @steve16384 4 місяці тому +4

    It's no coincidence that Apple have more money than they know what to do with.

  • @mlx4543
    @mlx4543 3 місяці тому

    love these videos

  • @monkeybarmonkeyman
    @monkeybarmonkeyman 4 місяці тому +2

    Have to state, you nail these apple ads. 😁

  • @charlespokeradventures
    @charlespokeradventures 4 місяці тому +3

    I got my first Mac when the M1 line came out; there is a lot to like, but yes, memory and HD space are priced way out of line. At the time, it would cost me a little over 2300 for a new PC, and I got the M1 for 1100, so it was a win. So now I still have it, and I will need a new computer later (2 years from now), but I don't know if the current price trend will continue on a Mac or if I will get a PC again and still pay a ton of money. Great video, btw!

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 4 місяці тому

      Pc will last forever and with upgrades can go for a good 5-10 years easy

    • @charlespokeradventures
      @charlespokeradventures 4 місяці тому

      Well, Yes and NO, Yes, you can upgrade your PC all you want. I had a monster case for 15 years, and that was the only thing that wasn't updated, So when upgrading a Video Card, I would need a new Mother Board, but why, because then the bottleneck would be CPU. Now I also need a new RAM stick, which costs. If I wasn't, video editing could be cheaper; I don't play computer games anymore. If I did, I would still have a PC. Also I had my first PC back 1988, also always did my upgrades myself...So, if you think I am an Apple fanboy, you are wrong. It just works better for me at this time in my life, but it is not for everyone. Lastly, I never said PC was going away! @@aaronstorey9712

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 4 місяці тому

      @@charlespokeradventures I never you were a fanboy. Neither did I mean ought by what I said beyond what I said

  • @Kliffy77
    @Kliffy77 4 місяці тому +2

    Law must force SSD & Ram user upgradability.

  • @-A-Hybrid-Skunk-Productions-
    @-A-Hybrid-Skunk-Productions- 4 місяці тому +13

    I really enjoy your take on everything. I can only imagine the research time. Thans for all you do and thanks for bringing us these awesome videos. Have an awesomely epic day. Your Friendly Windows user heh heh. Im all serious and my horrible comments aside. Thanks for everything. Bye bye for now and see ya next video.

  • @user-re1fb1oy2t
    @user-re1fb1oy2t 4 місяці тому +4

    Heh... i paid like 200$ for a second hand gaming MSI laptop from 2010, has big ass full 1080p display and it's modular. Came with 16gb of RAM, payed another 150$ for a GTX970M (HUGE upgrade over the original gtx560X it came with) and a CPU upgrade and guess what? I play whatever I need or want on the go... Do I need anything else? Fuck no...

    • @Oakich
      @Oakich 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes. 9 power banks.

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 17 днів тому

      @@Oakich take your cable with you and if its not loading make the stuff slower shut down the gpu and use the cpu?

  • @MaiAolei
    @MaiAolei 4 місяці тому +6

    So, Apple's money maker is the (soldering) iRon.

  • @joels978
    @joels978 4 місяці тому +6

    Apple pricing strategy is video game micro transactions but not micro

  • @maythesciencebewithyou
    @maythesciencebewithyou 4 місяці тому +3

    Apple wouldn`t be the highest valued company in the world, without these huge profit margins. Well, second highest valued company now, but with some price increases, they can make it back to number 1. The customers will love to pay to those premium prices.

    • @renegarcia2857
      @renegarcia2857 4 місяці тому

      On the contrary, price increases would outprice a section of the market, specially during this difficult times, and thus decrease demand. Apple stock is precisely losing potential value due to concerns of a downtrend in iPhone demand. Investors value the company’s growing and loyal user base beyond the profit margins as they are more accurately correlated to growth potential

  • @stuartduncan2772
    @stuartduncan2772 3 місяці тому

    I've subscribed to your channel. Will this be charged monthly or annually? Will the subscription last for more than two years before the batteries go flat?

  • @S.W.Bestwriter
    @S.W.Bestwriter 4 місяці тому

    GOLD Sam. :)

  • @furkankaragoz5672
    @furkankaragoz5672 4 місяці тому +2

    I still have an 2015 Macbook Pro as my personal laptop. But, probably gonna switch to Linux when I am gonna upgrade my hardware. The new macbook prices does not make any sense.

  • @Enjoymentboy
    @Enjoymentboy 17 днів тому

    Apple: We've got electrolytes.

  • @iriswaldenburger2315
    @iriswaldenburger2315 4 місяці тому +4

    Lol wtf? Is that wheel thing real???

  • @samuelsofa
    @samuelsofa 4 місяці тому

    I approve Sam getting my ad Rev

  • @ENDER_ELSA_1817
    @ENDER_ELSA_1817 4 місяці тому +2

    i found a 2T gaming laptop in the trash
    took 4 hours to reset but since 2 years ago (when found)
    i been using it

  • @flavioxy
    @flavioxy 18 днів тому

    i used to have macs until the 2009 27" imac. just 2 years before job's death. when i was looking for a new one, i was like "hell no, i'll change to windows".

  • @thomasyoung1685
    @thomasyoung1685 4 місяці тому +1

    One of the only channels that gets alike before the video even plays

  • @randomlegodev
    @randomlegodev 4 місяці тому +6

    would love to see sam put macos on a x86 laptop with the opencore bootloader xD

    • @uhm175
      @uhm175 4 місяці тому

      Lol

    • @lmcgregoruk
      @lmcgregoruk 4 місяці тому +3

      I've always found it Ironic how Apple always advertised how you can Use Microsoft Windows on a MAC, but they absolutely hate it if anyone tries to use Mac OS on non-Apple hardware.

  • @fernandomaldonado7793
    @fernandomaldonado7793 20 днів тому

    so true!!!!

  • @VOIDMW
    @VOIDMW 4 місяці тому +4

    I see you switched back to an iPhone from the Pixel yeeeish

  • @LokiBeckonswow
    @LokiBeckonswow 4 дні тому

    incredible, this is pure art, we need more channels like this, fk u apple

  • @Hawk512.
    @Hawk512. 4 місяці тому +2

    “That’s just incredible!”

  • @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_
    @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 4 місяці тому +2

    If you can't repair it, you don't own it

  • @Espada_no_4
    @Espada_no_4 4 місяці тому

    Sad truth, love videos like this

  • @iplayminecraft833
    @iplayminecraft833 4 місяці тому

    2:10 Hackintosh and virtual mechines with 3d acerlation and gpu passtrough go BRRRRRR

  • @SThrillz
    @SThrillz 4 місяці тому

    I work in tech and what I hear from apple users always make me laugh *I'd love to change but I just feel stuck" 😂

  • @senditall152
    @senditall152 4 місяці тому +2

    That was great

  • @SalvaGian47
    @SalvaGian47 4 місяці тому +1

    I bought only one Mac in my life, I’ll never make the same mistake twice

  • @mikuel25
    @mikuel25 4 місяці тому +1

    Holy shit! A Polishing Cloth is actually $19.

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 17 днів тому

      im more worried about 8gb of ram for 200 bucks
      i payed 140 for 64gb ddr5 ram

    • @CBY404
      @CBY404 4 дні тому

      You havent seen Polishing Cloth Pro for 39$

  • @sailordave
    @sailordave 4 місяці тому +1

    Literally the best UA-camr! Hilarious shit.

  • @j2simpso
    @j2simpso 4 місяці тому +1

    Introducing the old new iCharge Express, where you’ll replace your gadgets in half the time for double the price!

  • @SubTroppo
    @SubTroppo 4 місяці тому

    I hit the like icon, but I'm expecting the bill sometime after hell freezes over.

  • @THEYOUTUBEACCOUNT64
    @THEYOUTUBEACCOUNT64 10 днів тому

    "and a certified super-nerd," Here at apple we think different

  • @joseluiscaceres0502
    @joseluiscaceres0502 4 місяці тому

    Twas great!

  • @joshuaa3075
    @joshuaa3075 4 місяці тому +2

    Watch out for dust bunnies if you own an expensive Mac.

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e 4 місяці тому +1

      As well as actual bunnies. Those things are really cute.

    • @joshuaa3075
      @joshuaa3075 4 місяці тому

      @@traveller23e not if you get two males alone in a cage. Cuteness goes away. Anyway you look at it all bunnies around Mac leads to damage.

  • @ArynWellspring
    @ArynWellspring 4 місяці тому

    It's tradition 😂 You couldn’t open the Mac without special tools

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 4 місяці тому +5

    apple is for people who don't ask for the price. probably get a similiar spec laptop for 400 dollars they are charging 2000 for.

    • @uhm175
      @uhm175 4 місяці тому +5

      Yeah what apple basically sells you is an average mid-range devices at it's best, but charge you with a premium price, they're such a scummy conpany

    • @godofdeath8785
      @godofdeath8785 4 місяці тому

      @@uhm175facts I wanted try iPhones and bought xs then iPhone 13 and find it’s not more than just average can’t say I am impressed

  • @helloken
    @helloken 4 місяці тому +5

    Other than the extremely obvious exaggerations, this video is spot on. The example of how they dangle a sexy $1299 Macbook air and tempt you up the upgrade path to $1999 is completely true. A lot of how they do it is by putting only 8gb of ram in their "cheaper" models ("cheaper" being "under $2000"). There is simply no way around upgrading to 16gb if you want this computer to last at all down the road other than a soldering iron and a crap ton of skill, tools, and specialized know-how.

  • @user-fr8hx4pn6g
    @user-fr8hx4pn6g 4 місяці тому +2

    i never had any apple product LOL

  • @pwnmeisterage
    @pwnmeisterage 4 місяці тому +2

    In the 1980s, IBM was the worst anti-consumer OEM villain. They're still rich and powerful.
    In the 1990s, Microsoft was worst the anti-consumer OEM villain. They're still rich and powerful.
    In the 2000s, Sony was the worst anti-consumer OEM villain. They're still rich and powerful.
    In the 2010s, Google was the worst anti-consumer OEM villain. They're still rich and powerful.
    In the 2020s, Apple is the worst anti-consumer OEM villain. They're still rich and powerful.

  • @nolongeramused8135
    @nolongeramused8135 4 місяці тому +19

    I've explained to many people that things cost what you will pay for them, not what the "fair" price is. If you could eat Taco Bell and crap solid-gold turds, you'd be selling the turds at the daily spot price for gold, not what it costs to eat at Taco Bell.
    This is why "price gouging" isn't actually a thing; things cost what you'll pay, driven by supply and demand. If you can convince someone to pay more, then that's good for you and bad for them.

    • @jal051
      @jal051 4 місяці тому +11

      'driven by supply and demand'
      And sometimes driven by consumer stupidity too.

    • @_____alyptic
      @_____alyptic 4 місяці тому +2

      That's a very wild example, and i love it xD

    • @PetersonSilva
      @PetersonSilva 4 місяці тому +3

      "This is why "price gouging" isn't actually a thing; things cost what you'll pay"
      That is a non-sequitur. You're confusing is-statements with ought-statements. Prices are considered gouged in reference to a standard of fairness that exists independently if actually applied or not.

    • @lmcgregoruk
      @lmcgregoruk 4 місяці тому +1

      That's one thing about Media (Songs, Films, Videogames) I mean after the INITIAL outlay, the costs for printing/duplication are minute. Especially where it comes to digital goods.
      At least physical things have SOME intrinsic value (The value of what they're made from)
      Also if you could eat Taco Bell and crap solid-gold turds, it's likely that at least one other person (if not almost everyone else) would be able to do so too. Then the spot price for gold will be only slightly higher than the cost of eating at Taco Bell.

    • @normangoldstuck8107
      @normangoldstuck8107 4 місяці тому +1

      Capitalism is about making profits not fairness. If there is no cartel nothing is stopping another organization from stepping in and undercutting the 'price-gougers' to take away their business. Agreed in practice its often not that easy.

  • @StardustLegacyFighter
    @StardustLegacyFighter 4 місяці тому +14

    Apple continues to be most successful anti-consumer company in the world.
    They'll continue to make shit loads of money, because there are plenty of suckers around to buy their overrated products.
    Tim Apple is truly living his life.

  • @Profound.77
    @Profound.77 4 місяці тому

    Consistently funny...😂😂😂

  • @vasudevmenon2496
    @vasudevmenon2496 4 місяці тому +1

    Apple might even charge monthly payment for upgraded storage and memory. I wonder if Apple was a cloud provider like AWS it would have become richer than Richie rich

  • @blueshattrick
    @blueshattrick 4 місяці тому +2

    The all new iCord ($19.99, to plug it in) and iManual ($39.99, the instructions)

  • @gwine9087
    @gwine9087 4 місяці тому +4

    8 GB of DDR4 memory will cost you under $25

    • @Playstation10000
      @Playstation10000 4 місяці тому +2

      but is the special iRAM !!

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Playstation10000"unified memory"

    • @shivamverma7151
      @shivamverma7151 4 місяці тому

      ​@@StardustLegacyFighterfancy words for worse memory. Because they don't have dedicated gpu memory it will be less than 8gb

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 17 днів тому

      currently avrage of 18 bucks

  • @TonyZubkov
    @TonyZubkov 4 місяці тому +6

    get the apple charger

  • @DylanLanham
    @DylanLanham 4 місяці тому

    When are the SamTime live streams coming back?

  • @McGovern1981
    @McGovern1981 9 днів тому

    ermahgerd bit deh software is more efficient.....you mean the software that charges for anything and everything?

  • @Hisenormity
    @Hisenormity 4 місяці тому

    They should teach this in schools!

  • @_indrid_cold_
    @_indrid_cold_ 4 місяці тому +1

    Linux Mint with Cinnamon. It’s the only way to go after years of being Apple’s whipping boy.