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  • @highlanderyt1274
    @highlanderyt1274 5 років тому +1146

    Great video but you missed this gem:
    Sips: “I like my women like I like my guns...”
    Duncan: “Full of Bullets.”

    • @gerudah
      @gerudah 5 років тому +8

      Hahaha what's that from

    • @highlanderyt1274
      @highlanderyt1274 5 років тому +25

      Found it ua-cam.com/video/w2HJC01fEkQ/v-deo.html go like 12 minutes in

    • @tehtnaz
      @tehtnaz 4 роки тому +3

      lol this just got mentioned in the one quote for every yoga cast video

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer 4 роки тому +3

      @@highlanderyt1274 12:04 to be precise

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc Рік тому

      @@gerudah
      From one episode of Duncan's Factorio when Sips joined them for a bit.

  • @dermathze700
    @dermathze700 5 років тому +797

    I think I lost my entire 10 years of English knowledge while listening to Duncan ramble in Open TTD.

    • @sind4953
      @sind4953 5 років тому +6

      how many years do you have left

    • @Poud2
      @Poud2 5 років тому +3

      liek sambeordfee notice he said his entire ten years

    • @teunw6699
      @teunw6699 5 років тому +18

      Jakob Aylesbury that guy lost his knowledge too

    • @drmeduimant5066
      @drmeduimant5066 5 років тому

      Let remind you that he went and graduated college

  • @LifeOfDubstep
    @LifeOfDubstep 5 років тому +1229

    Duncan has been a solid yogs member for so so long.

    • @moonjunk9054
      @moonjunk9054 5 років тому +115

      Good thing, too, liquid members are so boring to watch

    • @Blaas123
      @Blaas123 5 років тому +59

      @@lunal2433 Like Caff, just pure white liquid. Was never funny anyhow.

    • @TroyEdkins
      @TroyEdkins 5 років тому +27

      Really do love a solid member

    • @Effect_____
      @Effect_____ 5 років тому +11

      @@Blaas123 caff isnt in the yogs anymore he got done for sexually harrassing women

    • @Blaas123
      @Blaas123 5 років тому +19

      @@Effect_____ That's the joke...

  • @thdwight04
    @thdwight04 5 років тому +762

    Duncan is honestly the most underappreciated of the yogs

    • @firefistx7477
      @firefistx7477 5 років тому +59

      Him and sjin tho still both consistently loved

    • @andyman4416
      @andyman4416 5 років тому +1

      So true!!

    • @internetonsetadd
      @internetonsetadd 5 років тому +4

      I want to be his best friend and braid his hair.

    • @freakyskull516
      @freakyskull516 5 років тому +3

      been my favorite yog for years now.

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому +3

      Good thing he is past his "sometimes annoying" phase

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal 5 років тому +338

    Duncan "Literally Hitler" Jones

  • @Sir_Gwan
    @Sir_Gwan 5 років тому +387

    I sometimes feel like Duncan is on par with Lewis' oddness sometimes
    Edit: I actually believed Duncan's testicle parasite story and you have no idea how many times I googled it

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому +15

      Excuse me, what the fuck
      Now I cannot unsee it

    • @arnust7113
      @arnust7113 5 років тому +16

      He’s not really accurate but that *is* a thing. It just doesn’t eat testicles, it literally blows them away and replaces them with it’s own genitalia, then controls the host into spreading it. It’s called the Sacculina.

    • @Sir_Gwan
      @Sir_Gwan 5 років тому +5

      @@arnust7113 don't... don't do that. Don't give me hope

  • @Sophice
    @Sophice 5 років тому +196

    oh the helidepot clip is so funny i forgot about that till now

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому +5

      "Helay-depo"

    • @KevanTess
      @KevanTess 5 років тому +3

      he-li-de-pot

    • @devilvocano420
      @devilvocano420 5 років тому

      @@GewelReal hi jewel tick

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому

      @@devilvocano420 reee

    • @JamesHuggett_
      @JamesHuggett_ 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@KevanTessApparently the way you wrote that means I can in another language. I don't know which though.

  • @ReeceLavellan
    @ReeceLavellan 5 років тому +61

    I love Duncan. He’s been my top Yog (alongside the original duo) for a long long time. He’s sadly under appreciated and hated on, but I think he’s funny, smart, and just a really nice guy

    • @burgerkiller4438
      @burgerkiller4438 5 років тому +1

      Ben best boi
      Lee lew second boi
      Rythian third boi
      Duncan first blonde bitch

  • @natashaohern564
    @natashaohern564 5 років тому +188

    I would LOVE to see “Shit Rythian Says.” Guys got some truly magnificent lines.

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 5 років тому +12

      Rythian will always be my favourite yogs

    • @darkmiseryTC
      @darkmiseryTC 5 років тому +33

      call it "Shit Rythian Yells" and just have it be an hour of all his raging bits ending with the famous "how do you exist without a brain"

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 5 років тому +8

      HOW DO YOU EXIST?!?!

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 5 років тому +5

      Swedish Salt

    • @favabean3578
      @favabean3578 5 років тому

      Nicely job

  • @sammy3212321
    @sammy3212321 5 років тому +269

    This video convinced me Duncan is funny

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 5 років тому +20

      I had almost forgotten. Druncan is particularly hilarious.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 5 років тому +1

      Same here

    • @nandimoozle703
      @nandimoozle703 4 роки тому +20

      Nobody appreciates him but he holds a lot of series together

    • @diablofrag2177
      @diablofrag2177 4 роки тому +5

      @@nandimoozle703 The problem there is that it's been said many times that he'll drop a series or similar pieces of content because they don't get enough views, and we all know what that means :/

  • @TheDarthChief
    @TheDarthChief 5 років тому +16

    "I have a tofu cock" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard XD

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 5 років тому +13

    11:14 ..sounds like dunc would make a good Evil genious to be honest ,and all knows the true hero of a story is a well written Villan.

  • @liamwood4331
    @liamwood4331 5 років тому +117

    “shoot people that are running black and not holding guns”. this is why police brutality is a thing😂

  • @SquidgyWobble
    @SquidgyWobble 5 років тому +38

    "If you are what you eat, then i'm your mum." lmfao.

    • @seabornebook
      @seabornebook 5 років тому +6

      “Got my foot on the gas and my finger in my ass”

  • @Gooberpatrol66
    @Gooberpatrol66 5 років тому +8

    "I can't put Theresa May in the gulag."
    "Gulag that bitch."
    Commissar Duncan Jones, hero of the people.

  • @pdbyrns
    @pdbyrns 5 років тому +15

    Just what I need to make my day better

  • @strongraider1014
    @strongraider1014 5 років тому +12

    “Say what you want about Hitler, but he was a good leader”
    Lmfao

  • @sapprine4534
    @sapprine4534 5 років тому +6

    "If you are what you eat, then...
    *I'm your mum.* "

  • @effortlessproductions
    @effortlessproductions 5 років тому +6

    “8 for 8 let’s flip a coin” *UN has left the chat*

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 5 років тому +16

    Oh man, I'd forgotten about "IT'S SOMEONE ELSE"

  • @FiaraGC
    @FiaraGC 5 років тому +9

    This is absolute GOLD! Probably the BEST compilation of 'shit someone says' you've ever done.
    [edit] 10:37 Lewis and Sjin looking at each other like 'wtf?!'

  • @NetworKrakle
    @NetworKrakle 5 років тому +42

    You know, i’d like to see a Sjin laughing compilation. Only because i’ve never heard him laugh quite so much as he did there at 7:45. That has hilarious! I was dying!

  • @LonyTopez
    @LonyTopez Рік тому +4

    We need another Duncan says montages please

  • @CapemanProducti0ns
    @CapemanProducti0ns 5 років тому +149

    Duncan is the Yog I've always related to the most, he's the quietest of them all and only speaks to either rant, roast and shoot straight up FACTS!
    He's also the only one that bothers to study the game's wiki and always experiments before going head on. Go subscribe to the smartest Yog.

    • @panner11
      @panner11 5 років тому +34

      Quiet? Facts? What? Duncan? Seeds?

    • @marshallbowdrie8562
      @marshallbowdrie8562 5 років тому +5

      Sooo, the biggest tryhard?

    • @realfangplays
      @realfangplays 5 років тому +13

      @@marshallbowdrie8562 someone has to be

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 5 років тому +7

      Marshall Bowdrie To balance out all the other Yogs

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 років тому +1

      "study game's wiki"
      You haven't seen his Minecraft vids in the last years or so then

  • @thysponge55
    @thysponge55 5 років тому +8

    The firehose joke made me do a spittake, I wasn’t ready for that one Duncan

  • @firefistx7477
    @firefistx7477 5 років тому +6

    Drunk duncan is halirious

  • @mr.incognito9100
    @mr.incognito9100 5 років тому +7

    You forgot "Wood stinks sticks sticks sticks string string sticks sticks string sticks sticks string string"

  • @Collisto2435
    @Collisto2435 5 років тому +76

    Ok but 'How many miles is.. space?'
    Is a legit question
    Like come on
    How many miles is it?

    • @fonk7661
      @fonk7661 5 років тому +7

      Atleast 3

    • @tonk3878
      @tonk3878 5 років тому +1

      @@fonk7661 What is this? A universe for ants?! It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 4 роки тому

      Like White Zombie asked "how high is up?"

  • @fabiansw8
    @fabiansw8 5 років тому +4

    this is the original mad cat

  • @OSCARMlLDE
    @OSCARMlLDE 4 роки тому +2

    Duncan has such a strange place in the yogscast these days, it was delightful to remember what place he likes to occupy in banter

  • @panner11
    @panner11 5 років тому +20

    Now I wanna know the TTT episode where he says "shoot the ones that are running, and black, and not holding guns" lmao

    • @HelloThere69
      @HelloThere69 5 років тому +2

      It's from the NEW ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TTT episode

  • @IcepersonYT
    @IcepersonYT 3 роки тому +2

    Man, so many of these were so wry and quick I had to replay them 2-3 times to really let it wash over me. Also makes me realize how much Duncan has mellowed out(not that that is a bad thing).

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela 5 років тому +5

    Love Duncan so much ❤️

  • @jamesbelton467
    @jamesbelton467 5 років тому +3

    This is amazing I could honestly watch this for ages

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 4 роки тому +3

    "Yoshi's willie world" i'm dead

  • @vineveer4358
    @vineveer4358 5 років тому +4

    I haven't seen a Drakon Astron recommendation from UA-cam in a long time.
    *que ben kenobi flashbacks*

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 5 років тому +3

    “Helaydipot” - Duncan

  • @MrRyu0007
    @MrRyu0007 5 років тому +7

    I'd like to see a compilation of duncan contradicting himself regarding Traitor RDM

  • @yaboigavin13
    @yaboigavin13 5 років тому +2

    This is why we love Duncan

  • @MizuhoChan
    @MizuhoChan 5 років тому +6

    Oh god, I remember the helidepot. HELL AYE DA POT.

  • @TheBearwithaBeard
    @TheBearwithaBeard 5 років тому +2

    This is the Yogscast. I love the Yogscast.

  • @fluxyterminator6508
    @fluxyterminator6508 5 років тому +2

    “Had a shandy and um...
    Steal from your parents”

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman 5 років тому +1

    Was not anticipating this, but thoroughly enjoyed it

  • @catinsoup
    @catinsoup 5 років тому +1

    “Oh I don’t want to go in there.. it looks like heaven”

  • @htasul
    @htasul 5 років тому +4

    I think the reveal of Doncon might be in my top 10 Yogscast moments. I even have the Doncon T-shirt haha

  • @venomouscrystal6787
    @venomouscrystal6787 2 роки тому +1

    Can we get a new one of this . Much love

  • @boomslang3946
    @boomslang3946 4 роки тому +1

    usual Duncan is quite tame i thought but this reminds me that on occasion he's almost as loose as lewis

  • @midnightproductions3442
    @midnightproductions3442 5 років тому +2

    We need more of these

  • @MrOlympuse410
    @MrOlympuse410 Рік тому +1

    One of my more recent favourites was him, ravs, boba and ped discussing if children popped out of semen like popcorn.
    Duncan: oh god imagine, you'd have to carry a gun around with you all the time

  • @ShaneOfThrones
    @ShaneOfThrones 5 років тому +3

    Duncan might be my favorite Yog.

  • @rreeeekk
    @rreeeekk 5 років тому +5

    I'm glad no one has the ability to make one of these about my life

  • @RubelliteFae
    @RubelliteFae 2 роки тому

    I should not have watched this while waiting in the airport. The laughter cannot be stifled

  • @panner11
    @panner11 5 років тому +1

    Omg this is so different from normal Duncan hilarious

  • @dororo101
    @dororo101 4 роки тому +1

    “Shoot people who are like running and black and not holding guns.” Too real

  • @ffionroberts2778
    @ffionroberts2778 5 років тому +6

    Madcat: am I a joke to you?

  • @teddypicklereichroosevelt
    @teddypicklereichroosevelt 5 років тому +1

    The Yoshis Willy World one has me dying.

  • @ffionroberts2778
    @ffionroberts2778 5 років тому +2

    3:36 pissing myself omg

  • @thisconnectd
    @thisconnectd 5 років тому +2

    2:03 my god they were so much more drunk in 2015

  • @thetattiescones6633
    @thetattiescones6633 5 років тому +1

    and this kids is the effects of weed

  • @Madman3721
    @Madman3721 5 років тому +2

    Caff said a few of these things to the wrong girl..

  • @leemon2677
    @leemon2677 5 років тому +2

    I love Drunkan

  • @jamesbowen1926
    @jamesbowen1926 4 роки тому

    He is the only channel I watch frequently lol so I loved all of those

  • @PTNLemay
    @PTNLemay 5 років тому +2

    0:32
    Good effort.

  • @freakyskull516
    @freakyskull516 5 років тому +2

    DAMMIT DRUNKAN!!!
    you are still my favorite yog...

  • @crumblesilkskin
    @crumblesilkskin 4 роки тому +1

    The difference between lewis and duncan is when duncan says something weird he just plows through it and doesnt react.. and lewis always back track

  • @Half_Finis
    @Half_Finis 5 років тому

    magnum got bitches and nothing left to loose

  • @jonesy3million26
    @jonesy3million26 2 роки тому +1

    I came here to find out what Duncan's Dingers are.
    I still don't know but I'm very much happier from listening about it. My God he was drunk!

  • @autronic9306
    @autronic9306 5 років тому +1

    **Brain power: 100**

  • @tarasis2722
    @tarasis2722 4 роки тому

    the way 2:50 is timed with the song is
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  • @eclairz9275
    @eclairz9275 5 років тому +4

    Anyone know what “I reckon Hitler would be a great DM” is from?

  • @GewelReal
    @GewelReal 4 роки тому

    I am rewatching it again and 4:07 caught me off guard soo much!

  • @d3ckr_nexxa537
    @d3ckr_nexxa537 4 роки тому +2

    A hole is a hole ¯\_(ಸ ‿ ಸ)_/¯

  • @dethicusm
    @dethicusm 4 роки тому

    4:10 literally made me spit my coffee everywhere 🤣🤣👌

  • @AlecazamAlecazam
    @AlecazamAlecazam 5 років тому +1

    0:43 That was unexpected lol

  • @peopleskarmasquad1042
    @peopleskarmasquad1042 3 роки тому

    What the hell does this have to do with Frank Garrett and Duncan Construction?
    I call shenanigans!!

  • @sadie5621
    @sadie5621 5 років тому +1

    Hell I dee pot ~ helidepot 😂😂

  • @rohanlippmann7474
    @rohanlippmann7474 5 років тому

    This is hands down the funniest video ive ever seen

  • @jada7109
    @jada7109 4 роки тому

    The level of drunk at the jj2015 ttd stream is amazing

  • @pougfifty6463
    @pougfifty6463 4 роки тому

    watching this on half speed is way funnier

  • @masterdj6077
    @masterdj6077 5 років тому

    1:57
    Holy fucking shit how did I not notice that when I watched that episode.

  • @killpuddle9977
    @killpuddle9977 5 років тому

    Yoshi's Willy world sounds like my kind of evening

  • @Jack_Dab
    @Jack_Dab 5 років тому +1

    i need the 16 reason clip, full episode

  • @corbin5659
    @corbin5659 5 років тому

    You can tell he's drunk in about half of these

  • @Syrite
    @Syrite 5 років тому

    The transition at 9:19 is weirdly satisfying

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 5 років тому

    I fucking love Duncan

  • @JamieLand7
    @JamieLand7 4 роки тому

    'Hitler has won the house cup'

  • @Syren17
    @Syren17 4 роки тому

    SHIT RYTHIAN SAYS!
    The man has some funny ass lines!

  • @River.s.
    @River.s. 5 років тому

    Good ol' D O N C O N

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred 3 роки тому

    0:48 Definitely thought that was Ross at first

  • @bavks-vsjdo-skkfk
    @bavks-vsjdo-skkfk 5 років тому

    "Running, black and not holding guns"

  • @adaml1867
    @adaml1867 5 років тому

    I don't want to go in there...it looks like heaven

  • @Groans4u3
    @Groans4u3 5 років тому +3

    The thing he says about kidney stones being broken up on rollercoaster rides is partially true - jaoa.org/article.aspx?articleid=2557373. A published paper was written on it

  • @Pops646
    @Pops646 5 років тому +1

    Low key Duncan’s cute

  • @vonSarno
    @vonSarno 5 років тому

    Oh man i forgot about the minecraft series when Duncan was killed by a train ten times an episode Druids i think

    • @thehummingvixen9026
      @thehummingvixen9026 5 років тому

      vonSarno which episode was that?

    • @vonSarno
      @vonSarno 5 років тому

      @@thehummingvixen9026 It was in druids downtown on Sjins channel, ten times an episode is a bit of an exaggeration. But it was like the theme of the series for Dunc to be hit by that train

    • @thehummingvixen9026
      @thehummingvixen9026 5 років тому

      vonSarno oh right, thanks for that, I think I missed that series but imma go back to find and watch it (aka binge tf outta it lol)

  • @jacrispyfriv1206
    @jacrispyfriv1206 5 років тому

    Sjit sjin says:just a bunch of sjin facts

  • @EmpereurNapoleonex
    @EmpereurNapoleonex 5 років тому

    something i didn't know I wanted

  • @selfanothermostlikely478
    @selfanothermostlikely478 5 років тому

    Bladder Stones

  • @jocking3
    @jocking3 4 роки тому

    HELIDEPOT. You read it wrong.

  • @kaiishere016
    @kaiishere016 5 років тому

    I wish Lewis and Duncan still did their Crusader Kings 2 and Anno games, etc

  • @agdtkry
    @agdtkry 5 років тому +3

    The amount of times Duncan brings up Hitler is discerning. I like it.