virtually no one cares about patch cables and those that do WILL NOT shop at Temu we totally know it, you totally know it. I do love how many loves you showed for your wife in the early parts, nothin' more important than the loves.
I buy patch cables on Temu. Sometimes to get those real big discounts on the things you really want you end up buying a handful of cheap stuff to hit a threshold. Amazon does the same thing to people who give them money for prime memberships. Might as well get some picks, a guitar strap and a few backup patch cables so you can get 3 pedals for pocket change.
It ain't a Temu package unless it looks like it was dragged behind a truck to the airfield, put on a plane, and dropped out of that plane from 30,000 feet onto your front porch.
This video is absolutely disgusting and spine shatteringly wonderful. I love this. I love the silliness, I love the silly jokes that people actually get mad about. The first video I’ve ever seen of yours was the electric kazoo into a bunch of pedals, and I was hooked. I love your channel and you always brighten my days. Keep obliterating UA-cam with this pure solid gold content Ryan! 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
The only guitar-related kitsch that I've purchased for myself was a house key shaped like a guitar with the notches cut into the neck. Whoever did them actually made them look like strats and teles instead of what you sometimes get: a non-musicians recollection of what they think a guitar looks like.
I can't believe it took me nearly an entire week to learn so much about patch cables. The pleasantries of your sonic expressions in this video are only surpassed by the pure joy that I get from using the TEMU app. The biggest surprise was to discover that yellow patch cables are the best color patch cables for achieving a truly soulful blues tone.
I can't get down with the glass sound the rainbow cable order makes. So I moved a couple colors out of order on the spectrum. Also, if you add duct tape to the right part of the GReen cables, yoiu get an extra 10 watts through the amp@@dclarkgmail
Applause to Ryan for his discerning researcher face while comparing the cables. My cat left the room when that feedback started, he couldn't handle that colored toan
I just recently found this channel and have been loving every video. Now I learned so much from this video. I really want more of a green patch cable sound so I have thrown away every patch cable I have and ordered new ones from Temu. I had to order 17 packs because there is only one green cable in each. Guess I’ll throw the rest away unless I have a friend who likes the way another color sounds like.
I listened the whole damn thing while working in the yard. Internally, I was mildly amused but didn’t smile or laugh. That was until the end when Ryan announced he peaked and wondered what he could possibly do with the rest of his life. That was my tipping point.
59 minutes of my life gone watching a Temu patch cable video. Temu should pay us as well to watch them. I wonder how much they spent on the ad during the Superbowl ?
Playing with the bass VI and the broken sounding fuzz actually gave me At the Gates vibes.... lol definitely not what you were going for, but you got there and now I want to make Swedish Death Metal x Surf crossover music
I never realized that patch cables could impact the tone so much until now, almost as much influence as "tone"wood on an solid body electric guitar. I think Temu should start paying me for photography videos too
Hello friends - I've taken a lot of cable assemblies apart - My experience with the cheap molded patch cables is that the cable used is not actually coaxial, which is ideal for audio or AC circuits to snuff EMI. The molded end cables are typically just an insulated conductor, a bare conductor and a foil wrapping to act as shielding with no actual connection to the ground wire. I certainly can't hear a difference but the Chinese "design" is less than ideal as an instrument cable... Proper instrument cables should have a braided shield coaxial with the hot conductor... Just my thoughts.
He seems to be influenced by the early work of the Yoko Ono Band. Nicely done. Thank you for showing me all I am missing because I don't shop Temu.... and will continue to miss out.....
Definitely do not buy the one that claims to be "Donner". I bought one recently off Temu, what arrived was some knockoff logo pretending to be Donner. It works, but it was a bit more expensive, riding off someone's reputation. Good place to buy Velcro though.
Donner do not make anything, they sell cheap by buying cheap.. They often buy from the wrong suppliers and you can get total junk one month and better the next month on the same identical looking product.
All right, all right I hear you, but can you go into more detail about the correct order to put your color cables for the best tone? Like is it a Roy G. Biv situation or is does it have to do with the frequency the color vibrates at in which it hits our eyes and ears with?
Hmm...that first cable has a certain piquant character. Very souciant and strident! Aaaaargghh...now you've got ME doing it! So...TEMU problem, hmm? 🤣🤣👍
I just thought I would give you a video idea if you want to use it. I think it could be awesome. You should totally do a competition on who can do the greatest Two Princetons Theme Song cover. I am sure the people of the internet could do some awesome things with it.
I bought a regular guitar cable from TEMU... haven't gotten it yet. It cost $3.80 for a 3 ft.(?) cable. Can't wait to see what's up with it. I didn't get any disco balls because I hate them. That might change if you hang three of those behind you on the set.
The disco ball photos made me laugh. The photo studio in Temu actually have Chinese hand models with child-sized hands to make the products look bigger! No, seriously they do.
Mm You often test Reverb pedals for drip and quality of drip, which are good 👍 things to test for, but.. but how do you know if drip is influenced by instrument- and/or patch cables? 🤔
I would never buy anything over $5 from Temu or anything that I really expected quality from. I purchased 25 cent condoms from them and now I have 10 kids. They've sent everyone one of my kids emails saying "congratulations you're the chosen one."
Sorry for the double comment, this is a non joke one. Would you consider doing some mods on the Polara? Kind of want to swap tuners on mine and find a roller bridge (like Kim Thayil's Polara) for it.
I got a great wollen overcoat for work for $8.50. Amazing deal but hearing (from you) that they might be using slave labor to get these deals I just cant bring myself to patron their site again. That Soul Eater flanger looked pretty cool tho, but nah dawg, nah.
virtually no one cares about patch cables and those that do WILL NOT shop at Temu we totally know it, you totally know it.
I do love how many loves you showed for your wife in the early parts, nothin' more important than the loves.
This guy gets it
I buy patch cables on Temu. Sometimes to get those real big discounts on the things you really want you end up buying a handful of cheap stuff to hit a threshold. Amazon does the same thing to people who give them money for prime memberships. Might as well get some picks, a guitar strap and a few backup patch cables so you can get 3 pedals for pocket change.
It ain't a Temu package unless it looks like it was dragged behind a truck to the airfield, put on a plane, and dropped out of that plane from 30,000 feet onto your front porch.
you mean cargo ship, they dont use air post you silly goose.
Thank you for this comment, laughed mighty hard at the end of yet another shitty day.
@@oldghostbillyOkay then it looks like half the crew dry humped the box before they catapulted the box from the docks to your doorstep. Happy? 😆
I'm watching going, "You got a box?!? I never get a box, it's all crammed in a bag."
Sounds like FedEx
This order sounds like it was made by drunk Ryan
My dude spent his entire Temu payout on disco balls
This video is absolutely disgusting and spine shatteringly wonderful. I love this. I love the silliness, I love the silly jokes that people actually get mad about. The first video I’ve ever seen of yours was the electric kazoo into a bunch of pedals, and I was hooked. I love your channel and you always brighten my days. Keep obliterating UA-cam with this pure solid gold content Ryan! 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
Somewhere Glenn Fricker just woke up in a cold sweat
Best comment I’ve seen here
Avant-garde Performance Art meets absurd improvisational satire ! Congratulations Ryan: most artists charge for that 😊...
He got paid. 😂
Your dedication to the bit was impressive
Thank you for this informative review. I shall be sure to purchase those disco balls for myself.
the skateboard pedal is insanely cool! no, wait - it's RADICAL!!!
Temu really got their moneys worth - kinda like the elecrric kalimba.
I’d watch Ryan demo a chair, makes everything exciting
The best patch cable demo ever. Well done! ❤
I cant wait to take his patch cable tone joke 14:59 and clip it out of context to convince people it was a legit patch cable tone review
The only guitar-related kitsch that I've purchased for myself was a house key shaped like a guitar with the notches cut into the neck. Whoever did them actually made them look like strats and teles instead of what you sometimes get: a non-musicians recollection of what they think a guitar looks like.
I can't believe it took me nearly an entire week to learn so much about patch cables. The pleasantries of your sonic expressions in this video are only surpassed by the pure joy that I get from using the TEMU app.
The biggest surprise was to discover that yellow patch cables are the best color patch cables for achieving a truly soulful blues tone.
I vote the Temu acrylic guitar light stays. That is the gift I never knew I wanted.
What a joke, Ryan!!!!!! The blind leading the blind!!!!!! How can you do this with a straight face?????
The green sounds the most natural (hence the colour choice, I guess), but I suspect the green pancake plug will sound a little flatter.
The order of the colored cables also will effect tone. For example, if you have green first, you will have a higher tone than if youu used a brown one
Rainbow order, anything else just promotes meyhem and a monochromatic world.
I can't get down with the glass sound the rainbow cable order makes. So I moved a couple colors out of order on the spectrum. Also, if you add duct tape to the right part of the GReen cables, yoiu get an extra 10 watts through the amp@@dclarkgmail
I have to say that Mean Prick pedal is bloody near Neil Young in a box. Perfect for recording that cover version of ARC that nobody ever asked for.
that reverb pedal can really dial in a james bond tone.
Lovin the skatedeck pedal from "Regeeena". Ive seen the Stradette's but that Swept Wing is the bees knees. Great tone
I am enjoying the Temu character arch
lol I thnk he is trying to get Temu to stop sending him stuff haaha
Man, that Shoneswood pedal is awesome.
Applause to Ryan for his discerning researcher face while comparing the cables. My cat left the room when that feedback started, he couldn't handle that colored toan
50:00 onwards confirms my thesis that effect pedals are just modular synths for guitar nerds.
Well pedals got me into modular synths so yeah.. it's all a circle man
Trolling Temu gets a thumbs up.
I just recently found this channel and have been loving every video. Now I learned so much from this video. I really want more of a green patch cable sound so I have thrown away every patch cable I have and ordered new ones from Temu. I had to order 17 packs because there is only one green cable in each. Guess I’ll throw the rest away unless I have a friend who likes the way another color sounds like.
You are the world's greatest DORK. The best that has ever lived.
I listened the whole damn thing while working in the yard. Internally, I was mildly amused but didn’t smile or laugh. That was until the end when Ryan announced he peaked and wondered what he could possibly do with the rest of his life. That was my tipping point.
the kalimba feedback made my dog leave the room
maybe I'm also a dog, cause it made me leave the room too.
It made my wife leave the room. I got good with the mute button after that......
I absolutely loved how you embraced that feedback way longer than I've ever been able to tolerate. My delay pedal scares the F**k out of me.
59 minutes of my life gone watching a Temu patch cable video. Temu should pay us as well to watch them. I wonder how much they spent on the ad during the Superbowl ?
If this is a Feb 28th video, I can't wait to see what Ryan does for Apr 1st...
Oh no! Green patch cable prices gonna go thru the roof now!
I find that when I use those patch cable with the pancake connectors my guitar sounds flat.
Try waffle cables. They are crunchier with a more pronounced texture.
wow, wow, that's all I can type cause my face melted all over the keyboard - bravo sir bravo !
The red patch cable was a little too spicy for my right ear.
Playing with the bass VI and the broken sounding fuzz actually gave me At the Gates vibes.... lol definitely not what you were going for, but you got there and now I want to make Swedish Death Metal x Surf crossover music
Little known fact. Those mirror balls were also adding to your early reflections like a micro slap back delay..
Ryan has got real balls doing a video like this.
I never realized that patch cables could impact the tone so much until now, almost as much influence as "tone"wood on an solid body electric guitar. I think Temu should start paying me for photography videos too
The keychain is actually useful. I use them as a hook to snag my pocket hem.
Hello friends - I've taken a lot of cable assemblies apart - My experience with the cheap molded patch cables is that the cable used is not actually coaxial, which is ideal for audio or AC circuits to snuff EMI. The molded end cables are typically just an insulated conductor, a bare conductor and a foil wrapping to act as shielding with no actual connection to the ground wire. I certainly can't hear a difference but the Chinese "design" is less than ideal as an instrument cable... Proper instrument cables should have a braided shield coaxial with the hot conductor... Just my thoughts.
It's a major award!!!
And it wasnt even fragil'e
The two princes bit was hilarious!
He seems to be influenced by the early work of the Yoko Ono Band. Nicely done. Thank you for showing me all I am missing because I don't shop Temu.... and will continue to miss out.....
The science of 60 Cycle Hum 🙌⚛
whats that riff at 26:51
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Those miniature guitar thingies aren't keychains, they're heavy metal earings! Love your show.
Im glad i read the comments. I thought ryan had gone completely off the shallow end head first.
Definitely do not buy the one that claims to be "Donner". I bought one recently off Temu, what arrived was some knockoff logo pretending to be Donner. It works, but it was a bit more expensive, riding off someone's reputation. Good place to buy Velcro though.
Donner do not make anything, they sell cheap by buying cheap.. They often buy from the wrong suppliers and you can get total junk one month and better the next month on the same identical looking product.
This is what happens when you mix edibles and Temu. I love when those boxes arrive!
Were there not any disco ball patch cables?
All right, all right I hear you, but can you go into more detail about the correct order to put your color cables for the best tone? Like is it a Roy G. Biv situation or is does it have to do with the frequency the color vibrates at in which it hits our eyes and ears with?
What are you doing? Watching a guy who is on the take via Temu. He bought one disco ball plant pot for his wife and kept 6 for himself.What a guy!
Patch cables: taste the rainbow. 🌈
Hmm...that first cable has a certain piquant character. Very souciant and strident! Aaaaargghh...now you've got ME doing it!
So...TEMU problem, hmm? 🤣🤣👍
I just thought I would give you a video idea if you want to use it. I think it could be awesome. You should totally do a competition on who can do the greatest Two Princetons Theme Song cover. I am sure the people of the internet could do some awesome things with it.
At 4:57, you mention that "these are the worst"... what makes them bad for pedals?
I used one of those patch plugs (not really a cable is it?) but to my luck it broke before the pedals did. Soooo.... result!
I can see the electric kalimba featured in your Dino-Surf band!
Pedal board patch cables are good if you can accidentaly trip over your pedal board on stage and they stay working.
You can tell it’s a married cable. I am deceased.
I bought a regular guitar cable from TEMU... haven't gotten it yet. It cost $3.80 for a 3 ft.(?) cable. Can't wait to see what's up with it. I didn't get any disco balls because I hate them. That might change if you hang three of those behind you on the set.
The yellow cable brings out the individual winds of the non-selected guitar pickups. So if you are playing genre music, then you know about it.
What's with all the guitar stuff in your disco ball video?
The disco ball photos made me laugh. The photo studio in Temu actually have Chinese hand models with child-sized hands to make the products look bigger! No, seriously they do.
Are they hand models or just really bad photoshop like a lot of import sites? Hah - steve
Riff at 19:36 onward was really really cool
Pretty excellent texture orchestra. Very expressive. May need you to crash my Sun Ra gig!
You didn’t explain how sprinkling the disco balls over the desk effect the sound I am sure it makes a difference
love the fuzz test
The guild polara has the same tailpiece and knobs as my 1999 DeArmond m-65
I've heard guitarists play single notes on a married TRS cable and it always ends up badly
does anyone have good experience w temu patch cables?
This show is defective
...and I love it because that is the point.
BTW, those disco balls have monster sustain.
Bro your killin me 😂😂😂😂😂
well thats the last time I drop acid before watching 60 cycle again.
Mm You often test Reverb pedals for drip and quality of drip, which are good 👍 things to test for, but.. but how do you know if drip is influenced by instrument- and/or patch cables? 🤔
I would never buy anything over $5 from Temu or anything that I really expected quality from. I purchased 25 cent condoms from them and now I have 10 kids. They've sent everyone one of my kids emails saying "congratulations you're the chosen one."
Sorry for the double comment, this is a non joke one. Would you consider doing some mods on the Polara? Kind of want to swap tuners on mine and find a roller bridge (like Kim Thayil's Polara) for it.
dude you should check out Circles Around the Sun. They got plenty of disco balls and funk✌
don't take those married cables on the road, their rings might fall off
Boo temu! Waiting for you to endorse my pillow next
AH! A GHOST!
I got a great wollen overcoat for work for $8.50. Amazing deal but hearing (from you) that they might be using slave labor to get these deals I just cant bring myself to patron their site again. That Soul Eater flanger looked pretty cool tho, but nah dawg, nah.
😂😂😂 Award winning video🤟🤟🤟
I know you have to pay the bills but I’m not watching Temu videos. I Enjoy your usual content.
Thanks for the click and comment! Guess you won’t find out which type of cable is married.
Ryan hangs out with his kids too much... which... is a good thing... But it's like watching a children's program sometimes... which is Okay. 😄
I like the HOSA pancake junts.
i'm not sure the joke worked here. the kosmische jam from 48:00 on was a doozy though
Lol You tried hard to make this entertaining man. You made it entertaining enough
A masterpiece of BS. Well done!
I’m not a fan of upper low middle mids, so I’ll just stick with black cables.
Almost $9 for a Temu patch cable? You got worked.
I knew it was gonna be FILTHY when he grabbed the Bass VI
Ready to boogie oogie!
Ryan, as a connoisseur of nonsense, you should make it your mission to get hold of the Otodel Tiny Distortion and Tiny Driver pedals.
Just gotta love Ryan and his sparkly balls!!!
Ha ha, Ryan Sparkleballs 😅
Keep in mind the electrons in those cables came from china and may not be compatible with some equipment.