I was utterly horrified when he showed that the expiration date was in 2011... until I checked the upload date and saw that this video is actually from 8 years ago.Then again, I suppose it would be more reasonable for the pizza to look like that if it was 8 years old.
Mecrom it’s kind of funny how people assume that 2011 era had such shit camera quality. Remember that near the 2000s, 1080p was a thing so by no doubt 2011 would definitely have 1080p
A buddy of mine actually had one in his house for a year,it legit looked the exact same as the day he bought it...he was about to eat it and then saw the date as he then told me...that is horrendous
I used to watch these in college while eating lunch i got from a campus vending machine and sitting in the darkest recesses of the oldest concrete-est building there to make myself feel more thankful for my own shitty food. Thanks for the memories dude.
roughly every 7 months or so without fail i get suggested and rewatch the exact same ashens videos including this, the chicken in a can, trekking burger and a few christmas specials. timeless videos
Amen! Those videos are absolute classics. I watched chicken in a can and trekking burger last night with two friends, laughed just as hard as the first time 😂
I'd hope so, but something tells me there's still some factory in Italy cranking these things out to this very day, and some poor sod is out there, in a sad lonely kitchen, unwrapping one, and placing it into his cockroach infested microwave, sitting down at a rickety table, and eating it as his only meal of the day, before dragging himself to bed, and drowning his sorrows with a case of cheap Italian lager, passing out, dreading his dead end job the following morning.
That pizza looks like the one they would give us at lunch at school. Then they wondered why the attendance at the lunchroom dropped significantly when they announced that pizza was that day's menu.
I heard from my sister that they stopped serving pizzas some months ago because the students were sneaking them out of the lunchroom and using them as frisbees outside XD
Liam Donaldson I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to have a certain profile picture, this is my old UA-cam account which I only use to watch videos, so if you would kindly, fuck off, that would be fantastic!
***** We must mourn another soul joining us in the eternal purgatory that is Ashens. Forever will his mind be lost in the bog of cheap tat, as are we all.
It is with very heavy heart that I have to announce that the Poundland Pizza does not seem to be available any more. I'm sure that you will all be shocked and deeply saddened by this terrible news. I will be here for those of you who wish to open your heart about this terrible loss and remember the good times. Bless you all.
Jacob Parsons I know, I know. Utterly devastating. I'm still trying to come to terms with this deadful loss myself. We must be strong though and soldier on.
My favorite thing about ashens is when you stumble on a video, you can't tell whether it's from 10 years ago or yesterday unless you check the date. He's the most consistent content creator I've ever seen.
3:30 the soft "plunk" of the pizza onto the dish, the dead silence with only a small sniffle, and staring at this dog vomit on a bun....what a beautifully filmed moment.
just randomly got this old ass video in my recommendeds. one time i was stuck at the hospital at three in the morning due to my sick grandfather. the hospital kitchen was closed as was every restaurant in convenient distance, but on the far end of the hospital was a vending machine that had one of these pizzas in it, and because it was the only thing approaching real food i bought and ate it. suffice it to say that was probably the worst meal ive ever had in my life
Was in a similar situation once, only at a train station and with a meat patty which had a best by date of over a year ahead, but didn't need refrigeration. Wasn't freeze-dried though, you could just eat it out of the packet without heating it up or adding water.
Where are they now: Jeff: Died from a drug overdose, labelled as a suicide Jim Bob: Arrested for hate speech and sexual misconduct Montegeaux: Decapitated by Ashens Lance Corporal Fuzzington: Lead his battalion to the war against Kim Jon Un, became a historical war hero The Man with a Plan: Lead to unsuccessful careers as a professional wrestler, rapper, and porn star. Now works at the Blockbuster museum Mick: Overcame cancer and now works as an advocate for stem cell research
@@juniorbr1179 a photo in fact the last known photo of notable Rabbinic influencer Sammal El Hayad before entering a firearms range to prepare and pray for success with his 2017 Easter Massacre.
Same - and just as the video cut out it looked as though doglet was about to do that shovelling motion with its nose that they do when they're trying to bury something.
Iamthedanger Bro, what’s you’re problem, people just like what they hear in the video, think it’s funny, and single it out, it’s just people having fun, you need to chill out
The fact that I remember watching this when it first got uploaded and then looking at the upload date now really puts it into perspective how fast life actually moves
Ashens would be perfect to have around in a post apocalyptic setting. You'd be eating whatever garbage you could find but at least you'd be entertained.
always thought it was "mudflap" since the nickname comes from the automotive part. the cheap ones are my jam, and somehow manage to look nicer than the poundland ones despite being (presumably) cheaper for quite a long time. i'd still try that though
XD He always has some sarcastic comment that makes me nearly fall out of my chair. For this video: "Twist head down to open. Wow, just like a real cow!" XD
We have a store called Dollar Tree here in the United States where all the garbage costs $1. It's just about as bad. Being poor and stupid as I am I made the mistake of purchasing their "Jalapeño Cheese Bites." I rightfully deserved that food poisoning they gave me.
I bought and ate the similar potato cheese bites Dollar Tree had on offer, but fortunately I prepared them in my air fryer, so apparently it nuked any disease and I was spared. They were still awful.
they still sell those snapps jalapeno poppers. they used to sell cheese sticks, i haven't seen them anymore. they were OK if you had about a gallon of tomato sauce to dip them with, but whatever cheap cheese was in them, my colon didn't like that. was ill for about 2 days. it happened both times i ate them a few years apart, so I said nope.
Whenever I feel hungry, I get something to eat. (If you're worried about calories, eat some vegetables. Loads of nutrients and it'd be pretty damn hard to eat too many of them. ^_^)
My favorite thing about Ashens is that he's the most consistent UA-camr, I does not matter one bit how old the video is, production quality and content is exactly the same and is in absolutely no need of improvement
Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump Okay, pardon my ignorance about it then, but don't you think it's a bit much to call me twat? Either way, but I decided to look up on Titanium Dioxide, and it seems there's a large gray area concerning the chemical used in foods, vitamins, and cosmetics. It's generally considered safe by the FDA, but there's been some experiments which shows that it is possibly a carcinogen, a substance which can weaken the immune system. Now that I think about it, since this isn't affecting everyone who uses it, I believe it is possible that it only occurs in certain individuals, depending on what's going on in their body, such as an already weakened immune system and such.
Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump That's true, and now that I know a bit more about Titanium Oxide, it's not as bad as it initially sounded. I'm just a bit skeptical of what the food industry's been doing in the United States ever since it was revealed that farmers had been feeding their livestock arsenic for over seventy years, yet the FDA nor USDA had done nothing about it.
I bought a sandwich from Poundland for 50p (as it was going to go out do date) It was surprisingly really good and was lacking mould which was also a bonus.
"Unfortunately I don't have a microwave which can directly heat time, but nevermind, perhaps i'll get one in the future." - ashens circa 2011 Still waiting....
I remember watching these when I stayed home for winter break during my first year of college. Five years later I still love them just as much. Ashens is also the reason I say “presumably” more often, and every time I do I think of him
that pizza looks like a pizza from the Sims 2 on low res
omg that made me laugh so hard x'D
Hmmm... Strangely true... Lol
:P
It's a shame I don't have anything clever to say. If I did, I don't think I can top you anyway.
Let's Cringe I am the 100th person to like this comment!
2011: "Ewww, unexpired microwave pizza, man the stuff this Ashens guy puts up with!"
2020: 50 year old ox tongue
The difference is the ox tongues were once food, fuck knows what this was.
Anything body part of animal is better than processed food
@@frds_skce not if it's a penis
@@TheHutchy01the pizza used to be chemical residue from a petroleum processing plant I think
I was utterly horrified when he showed that the expiration date was in 2011... until I checked the upload date and saw that this video is actually from 8 years ago.Then again, I suppose it would be more reasonable for the pizza to look like that if it was 8 years old.
yeah me too... was a little worried lol
The camera quality is incredible for 2011
Mecrom it’s kind of funny how people assume that 2011 era had such shit camera quality. Remember that near the 2000s, 1080p was a thing so by no doubt 2011 would definitely have 1080p
@@raihanali3427 UA-cam an internet up speeds tended to murder the resolution for years. While you could get 720p, half of that 360p was common.
Henry Byrd I love his vids lol
11 Years on and I can guarantee that Pizza Snack would look exactly the same today as it does in the thumbnail.
Yikes…
A buddy of mine actually had one in his house for a year,it legit looked the exact same as the day he bought it...he was about to eat it and then saw the date as he then told me...that is horrendous
I concur
Agreed
@@JoeMama-me2yj mmmmmm, highly preserved cheap food
I used to watch these in college while eating lunch i got from a campus vending machine and sitting in the darkest recesses of the oldest concrete-est building there to make myself feel more thankful for my own shitty food. Thanks for the memories dude.
beautiful comment
Hahahaha me too xD
Such dark times :')
Sounds like a Vietcong experience.
holy shit i am so glad i am not the only one who did this!!!!
shitty food is the fuel of my life.
The pizza looks like someone took a model of a pizza from a PS1 game and imported it into reality
This is 9 years old and he hasn’t changed one bit
in a good way*
Facts
Perfect
He hasn’t changed since 2006.
Well, to be fair, he's only 8-bit to begin with
roughly every 7 months or so without fail i get suggested and rewatch the exact same ashens videos including this, the chicken in a can, trekking burger and a few christmas specials. timeless videos
I'm on this years rewatch
@@redcastlefan Never seen this one before; i want the cow,
my childhood
Amen! Those videos are absolute classics. I watched chicken in a can and trekking burger last night with two friends, laughed just as hard as the first time 😂
chicken in a can is my personal fav
Preparation guidelines: 1 Remove from packaging. 2. Put packaging and entire contents in bin.
3. then go and fucking get dominos you cheapass
Jase The G. Fighter 4. Go get help from a doctor or health professional
This. Why would I go to Domino's when I could go to an independent place and get a pizza that's twice as nice for half the money?
two steps ? just put the unopened package straight in the bin ! better still don't buy it in the first place !
thehappylittlefox aka benji why are you spacing your punctuation from words?
"Made in italy" is most likely a reference to the plastic bag.
Now there s a thought .
I'd hope so, but something tells me there's still some factory in Italy cranking these things out to this very day, and some poor sod is out there, in a sad lonely kitchen, unwrapping one, and placing it into his cockroach infested microwave, sitting down at a rickety table, and eating it as his only meal of the day, before dragging himself to bed, and drowning his sorrows with a case of cheap Italian lager, passing out, dreading his dead end job the following morning.
I feel seen.
@@nequastar1826 What a depressing picture you have painted here.
@@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 I’m rather good at that, heh
That pizza looks like the one they would give us at lunch at school. Then they wondered why the attendance at the lunchroom dropped significantly when they announced that pizza was that day's menu.
Zim Vader0017 the pizza was one of the only edible things that came out of our schools lunchroom
I heard from my sister that they stopped serving pizzas some months ago because the students were sneaking them out of the lunchroom and using them as frisbees outside XD
Zim Vader0017 no where I live when they serve pizza
its fucking armageddon in the lunchroom
Zim Vader0017 The pizzas at the school I went to were decent.
The pizza at my school were the best! Guess I was lucky.
"The Nauseating Taste of the Anti-Pizza" is a great name for a progressive rock band and/or album.
hotelmario510 That would go perfectly with Chocolate Starfish & The Hot-Dog Flavoured Water.
Or a JK Rowling book 🤔😂
I believe that's the third release from the Alex Trebek Project
Lawrence Calablaster penguinz0 ?
@@lawrencecalablaster568 I can't see prog-rock and nu-metal working together somehow.
I have essentially watched this video over 30 times. And I am still entertained to this day.
Well you do have a Cod Ghosts pic as your profile picture, so I'm not surprised.
Liam Donaldson I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to have a certain profile picture, this is my old UA-cam account which I only use to watch videos, so if you would kindly, fuck off, that would be fantastic!
Liam Donaldson Seeing how you have NO profile picture, you don't really have room to be talking, do you, lad?
Yes I agree.
Blackout Edits He burned you, quit being so whiny.
"Great, the cow is constipated after the first jelly bean"
~Stuart Ashen, 2011
is anyone else binge watching ashens food videos?
I am! :D
I started watching him a week ago and now I'm addicted
***** We must mourn another soul joining us in the eternal purgatory that is Ashens. Forever will his mind be lost in the bog of cheap tat, as are we all.
***** same here!
Tj Morris yes
Thats a frozen Italian MRE from World War 2.
The Interesting Nobody let's get this out onto a tray
nice
@@plushifoxed i see what you did there. Lol feels nice not to be alone
There was a nice hiss on this one
@@plushifoxed *Is that a steve reference?*
*nice*
@@plushifoxed mmmmkay
It is with very heavy heart that I have to announce that the Poundland Pizza does not seem to be available any more.
I'm sure that you will all be shocked and deeply saddened by this terrible news.
I will be here for those of you who wish to open your heart about this terrible loss and remember the good times.
Bless you all.
:( why lewis? Why did this have to happen! WHY!!!
Jacob Parsons
I know, I know.
Utterly devastating.
I'm still trying to come to terms with this deadful loss myself.
We must be strong though and soldier on.
but I love the poundland pizza more than my child!
You can still get hunger strikes pots at asda
+William Daintree Hunger Breaks.
How the fuck was this 5 years ago, like how. His videos hasn't changed at all.
Haven't
Jake Williams oh shit yeah xd, I posted that comment at 1 am though.
+László videos don't change either, unless you edit it and re-upload it
Which is because they're already perfect. Brown tattered couch and all.
That's the trick. Why change a running system? :D
"luckily it didn't land anywhere dirty"
like that even matters
Dirt would probably make it taste better tbh
Kei Fujioka it probably already contains it
+Hikari it looks like someone threw up blood and mouldy chunks on a hunk of shitty bread.
MisterMajora Its someones cancer tumor thats been flattened and cooked
+Hikari yeah basically xD
My favorite thing about ashens is when you stumble on a video, you can't tell whether it's from 10 years ago or yesterday unless you check the date. He's the most consistent content creator I've ever seen.
Not really. His videos look more vibrant, well-lit, & he no longer has to fight with the camera's auto-focus.
3:30 the soft "plunk" of the pizza onto the dish, the dead silence with only a small sniffle, and staring at this dog vomit on a bun....what a beautifully filmed moment.
That pizza snack whatever the hell seems like something you'd eat in fallout and gain +100 rad
I can hear the geiger counter now.
You made me laugh, you magnificent bastard. Get my upvote.
Best names of the century:
Jeff
JimBob
Montague
Lance Corporal Fozzington
The Man With A Plan
Mick
Haha
Chef excellence
Yin Yang Jeff excellence?
"An excellent name"
Joey Cirrito Who is Lance Corporal Fozzington?
just randomly got this old ass video in my recommendeds. one time i was stuck at the hospital at three in the morning due to my sick grandfather. the hospital kitchen was closed as was every restaurant in convenient distance, but on the far end of the hospital was a vending machine that had one of these pizzas in it, and because it was the only thing approaching real food i bought and ate it. suffice it to say that was probably the worst meal ive ever had in my life
how much did it cost
@@xkyleprivatex815 his will to live
@@bannedthricelol8799 his appetite for life
Was in a similar situation once, only at a train station and with a meat patty which had a best by date of over a year ahead, but didn't need refrigeration. Wasn't freeze-dried though, you could just eat it out of the packet without heating it up or adding water.
Spots the pizza: his dignity.
Pays for pizza: his sense of self-worth.
Eats the pizza: his very soul.
I was going to make a joke about British cuisine, until Ashens dutifully noted that it was made in Italy.
Now I'm just at a fucking loss for words.
As he said there still capable of making shit
Sam Morgan where?
BenjaminGoose hue
hi how are you now its been 8 years
@@hiddenguy67Not bad how are you?
The pizza is aggressive.
Samos Mapper i understood that reference
Oh shit.
Silent Solitude (Music repeats as it gradually gets distorted).
Saar Protectorate
lmao
Where are they now:
Jeff: Died from a drug overdose, labelled as a suicide
Jim Bob: Arrested for hate speech and sexual misconduct
Montegeaux: Decapitated by Ashens
Lance Corporal Fuzzington: Lead his battalion to the war against Kim Jon Un, became a historical war hero
The Man with a Plan: Lead to unsuccessful careers as a professional wrestler, rapper, and porn star. Now works at the Blockbuster museum
Mick: Overcame cancer and now works as an advocate for stem cell research
I'm sure working at the Blockbuster museum was the plan all along.
But can you truly be unsuccessful
If you always have a plan?
The sequel will focus on Mick and The Man With A Plan
The prequel will focus on Lance's backstory.
Nice!
The Breakfast Club ending.
Pizzetta actually does mean “small pizza”, ashens is a Roman emperor confirmed
Not same word in Latin try again
@@Tokmurok why you tryna shit on my parade
@D'niro Gavin Either you're pulling my strings, or you're an absolute lunatic. The Roman's main languages were Latin and Greek if you weren't joking.
He certainly has the accent to be an imperious and sarcastic Roman.
Kinda mad I got a hundred likes
Subscribe guys
"Store in a cool dry place...like a bin..."
@@iixxxii7xxxii582 Bin smoothie
"A rogues gallery of freakazoids."
This also describes my co-workers at a few of the temp jobs I had.
"Made by a company called pizzetta"
That's not how Italian works...
8 years later and I can confirm that Poundland still sell these crimes against pizzakind.
I can also confirm they are no better than they were.
That is actual crime to people ☹️😒😋
It looks like vomit on bread.
+Gamerchick221 I'm not convinced it isn't.
+Water Saga Would you eat it?
Gamerchick221 Well, if i was starving.... I think i'd eat my fingers first.
+Water Saga Smart. lol
Maybe it *is* vomit on bread..?
Packed in China? That means the candy was shipped from Ireland to China for packaging and then back to the UK for selling?
It's poundland, they didn't ship them for long scale production, they likely bought it from cheap providers
with all sorts of guff.
What's your profile picture from alek?
shijou takane from idolmaster series
@@juniorbr1179 a photo in fact the last known photo of notable Rabbinic influencer Sammal El Hayad before entering a firearms range to prepare and pray for success with his 2017 Easter Massacre.
@@worldcure7883 can I have a link to this because I literally cant find it anywhere
I seriously love his dog just sniffed it before taking two steps back. Then looked at the camera as if saying 'Seriously?'
Same - and just as the video cut out it looked as though doglet was about to do that shovelling motion with its nose that they do when they're trying to bury something.
"Unfortunately I don't have a microwave that can directly heat time" died 1000 times at that rip me
"store in a cool dry place like the bin"
"Oh blimey it shot across the room!" the pizza is agressive
What an original comment lol
"Oh Shit!"
"Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutron."
*Musical distort*
i'd be lashing out if i was confined to that kind of existence as well
7 years later: Still no smell on UA-cam. Thank God.
Imagine finding a video format so successful that it feels fresh more than a decade later. This video feels as modern as one released yesterday.
"Let's name them, shall we? Jeff, Jimbob, Montague, Lance Corporal Fozzington, The Man With The Plan and Mick" Brilliant xD
Yeah we heard, we watched the video too 🤦
@D'niro Gavin completely pointless though ain't it as we've already watched it 🤦
Iamthedanger
Bro, what’s you’re problem, people just like what they hear in the video, think it’s funny, and single it out, it’s just people having fun, you need to chill out
@@themysteriouscatperson9483 it's 'your' problem, not 'you're' learn to spell. And it's a rediculous thing to comment 🤦
Iamthedanger
Why are you focusing on one part of my comment instead of the entire point, a simple misspelling doesn’t forgive you for being a dick
The fact that I remember watching this when it first got uploaded and then looking at the upload date now really puts it into perspective how fast life actually moves
Ashens would be perfect to have around in a post apocalyptic setting. You'd be eating whatever garbage you could find but at least you'd be entertained.
In Finland we call those "roiskeläppä" which roughly translates to "splatter flap".
Sounds like a slang word for labia.
There is also the term called "laatta" which either describes a tile or a flat pool of vomit.
Splatter Flap would be a good band name.
always thought it was "mudflap" since the nickname comes from the automotive part. the cheap ones are my jam, and somehow manage to look nicer than the poundland ones despite being (presumably) cheaper for quite a long time. i'd still try that though
XD He always has some sarcastic comment that makes me nearly fall out of my chair. For this video: "Twist head down to open. Wow, just like a real cow!" XD
3:23 THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE
Damn, beat me to it!
Fucking beat me to it!
LOL XD actually it is!!!
Oh shit.
***** For what reason?
We have a store called Dollar Tree here in the United States where all the garbage costs $1. It's just about as bad. Being poor and stupid as I am I made the mistake of purchasing their "Jalapeño Cheese Bites." I rightfully deserved that food poisoning they gave me.
In Canada, we have Dollarama.
Same story.
NEVER. BUY. THE. MAYONNAISE.
@@3DSuperWaffle Sounds like someone who bought the mayonnaise.
I bought and ate the similar potato cheese bites Dollar Tree had on offer, but fortunately I prepared them in my air fryer, so apparently it nuked any disease and I was spared.
They were still awful.
they still sell those snapps jalapeno poppers. they used to sell cheese sticks, i haven't seen them anymore. they were OK if you had about a gallon of tomato sauce to dip them with, but whatever cheap cheese was in them, my colon didn't like that. was ill for about 2 days. it happened both times i ate them a few years apart, so I said nope.
5:45 anyone hear him call for his dog Oscar? cute af
Whenever I feel hungry I go back to this video
My new diet plan
I am so hungry right now i would eat that pizza as a whole.
Whenever I feel hungry, I get something to eat.
(If you're worried about calories, eat some vegetables. Loads of nutrients and it'd be pretty damn hard to eat too many of them. ^_^)
***** Yes.
*_The Man With A Plan_*
Coming back to this after all these years, and it's amazing to me how little has changed on this channel. I love you Stewart. "Platonically."
i nearly died when he said "i don't know What that is but its holding a time bomb so im not going to argue with it" XD
store in a cool, dry place.... like the bin 😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Matt N HA
+A Wrinkly Fod This isn't the escapists! Don't you HA me!
Jack NO! but i was giving a HA to Matt N, also, ancient comment is ancient
A Wrinkly Fod
I know, I was just making a funny, besides, it was about a week old. Ancient is a year. IMO.
+Jack NO! So you're telling me this video is essentially prehistoric for you?
These "disgusting food" specials ACTUALLY make me hungry!
Oh god
Har
yeah.
DinoFan7777 It's only slightly better than wet squid!
John Benton mmmmm dried squid
My favorite thing about Ashens is that he's the most consistent UA-camr, I does not matter one bit how old the video is, production quality and content is exactly the same and is in absolutely no need of improvement
As a famous person once said. "It's pizza time dude!" - a mutated turtle
Ah yes, the famous artist and pizza eater
Pizza time
"A flying pizza!"
Dad, the pizza is aggressive!
That pepperoni pizza looks like one of the really nasty bacteria cultures we grow in lab at my university.
+Astra Militarum I actually thought that was mold.
+chris86simon I Can't Believe It's Not Mold.
+Don'tWatchTheWorldBURN hahaha lol nice one. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER except it's ur way
+JT Smith Thanks for the explanation, Sherlock.
"Yeah there's something horrible going on in my mouth. And I'm not reading the script to a Michael Bay film." ROFLMAO. Beautifully put.
0:30 i swear to god if some kid says “aYe lOoK cHeF pEPe”
The thing is, you must be a kid or recently a kid if you even know what that is.
I legit just said that now
I said that when I was little
i dont understand this-
Raph im 19 now and i watch sml with my kid😭
Rofl the pizza looks like a low-res texture from a video game or something.
Real moving parts? I prefer fictional stationary parts.
7:15
“Just be glad they don’t have smelling on UA-cam… yet”
11 years later and we still can’t smell our videos. Come on UA-cam…
"It's constipated after the first jelly bean!" I laughed so hard that I think I released a jelly bean of my own!
"Luckily, it didn't land anywhere dirty."
thank christ. I'd hate to think of the poor dirt having THAT thing land on it.
4 years later, still no smell on youtube
3:21 Even the “pizza” itself tried to save you from trying it by attempting to fly away.
"Store in a cool dry place..................like the bin!" Hahahahahahahahahaha
Why does the pizza look like a low resolution pizza you'd find in a videogame from the Xbox 360
That is the most weirldy accurate way to describe it😂
More like something from a late 90s PC game lol
Just gotta wait an ungodly amount of time for it's textures to load in.
A small pizza would be a Petit-za.
I'm going to steal your idea and make a company.
+Jesus Gonzalez coz ur jesus you can
Jesus Gonzalez Give me 10%
+imafirindalazor no
+Jesus Gonzalez lol
Yo! I remember when I was a teenager watching this waking up in the morning before school. It was always the food reviews too. Love ya ashens!
Ashens: “Here goes the marshmallow”
Me: *hears crunch*
Also me: “what the FaWk”
The mutant chick had hardened icing on it's head.
@@lungse.2565 Excuse me, the name's Montague.
You're the funniest man in the world. I was hysterical at this video.
well then if this made you burst out laughing you aint seen nothing yet
Oh I have. Watch the xmas 2012 special. the santa on the swing OMG
I was drinking while you shot the pizza across the room, and now my kitchen is covered in lemonade
Pizzetta sounds like Vegeta's long lost cousin in Dragon Ball.
is that sofa from poundland?
+PsykohGames i think jesus used to have it in his first apartment lol.
One of the wise men actually brought this couch as a gift to jesus
Heard of the 5th beatle?
Yeah this is the 4th wise man
It is where the pounding happens. BADOOM-tss
Nah, pound _world_
Charity Shop more like
"Store in a cool, dry place" That's kind scary considering it's pizza.
+Ultra Grobanite Ya gotta keep it happy somehow.
+Jj Beasley What?
Ultra Grobanite So it doesn't eat the children.
+SirFoxIII Hahahaha 😂
Like the bin
I really must remember to send ashens a bottle of whiskey for whenever he does one of these. Also who else barely heard him call his dog over at 5:45
Send him tesco value gin 😂
+OMGItzzLuke pretty sure he still has that bottle from no later than 2010
The thing I love about Ashens is that you can watch a video from 2011 and still piss yourself because it's content is still amazing.
Little did he know he'd be eating much nastier things a few years later.
chataclysm2112 Like 20 year old canned ham, 50 year old military rations, and canned burgers.
Compared to the century egg, that's basically food
I didn't notice that the first time. "Titanium Oxide" as in the stuff they use to make paint with.
Oh my fucking GOD, who in the right mind would let that crap in Jelly Beans, of all things?!
Plastic Walnut mmm eat up. =D
Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump Okay, pardon my ignorance about it then, but don't you think it's a bit much to call me twat? Either way, but I decided to look up on Titanium Dioxide, and it seems there's a large gray area concerning the chemical used in foods, vitamins, and cosmetics. It's generally considered safe by the FDA, but there's been some experiments which shows that it is possibly a carcinogen, a substance which can weaken the immune system. Now that I think about it, since this isn't affecting everyone who uses it, I believe it is possible that it only occurs in certain individuals, depending on what's going on in their body, such as an already weakened immune system and such.
Plastic Walnut Well, bacon increases chances of cancer, but that doesn't stop us.
Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-Chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump That's true, and now that I know a bit more about Titanium Oxide, it's not as bad as it initially sounded. I'm just a bit skeptical of what the food industry's been doing in the United States ever since it was revealed that farmers had been feeding their livestock arsenic for over seventy years, yet the FDA nor USDA had done nothing about it.
Is Poundland similar to The Dollar Store in America?
Sculpture Junkie yep
Viking War Pickle cheaper tho
+Shan Smet the GBP is worth considerably more than the USD, giving Poundland much more room for decent stuff to still profit
+AgentTasmania That's because our economy is better xdddddddd
Jordan O'C Exchange rates are a really weird concept if you think about it
"It's like a pun, only shit!"
That's redundant, Stuart.
The pizza is aggressive!
oh shit
I bought a sandwich from Poundland for 50p (as it was going to go out do date) It was surprisingly really good and was lacking mould which was also a bonus.
Are you still alive? ;)
Mould? Is that the British spelling of "mold"?
SouthwesternEagle yeah it is
***** Eagle is American so he asked for the British spelling not from that point of view... You're also right though
I love how the Domino's ad came on the start for me xD
6:19 “Appears to be comprised of racist caricatures of all known nations and creeds” 😂
To this day I use "margarita, wouldn't want to eat ya" as an expression. Thanks Ashens.
Bruh I'm so stupid I didn't realize the video was uploaded in 2011, so I started thinking "shit ashens abouta die"
Thought exactly the same thing. His vids are exactly the same still
I've solved world hunger. One looks at this and no-one will be hungry ever again.
I love that i can go back 11 years and the format and quality is identical to a video released recently.
"They are capable of making crap in Italy"
Yes they are...just ask anyone who owned a Lancia Beta.
lol i had 1 of them, it was the worst car of all time
lol i had 1 of them, it was the worst car of all time
PLAY IT! Lancia Betas were so bad they even stopped importing them to UK A friend of mine had one, and before it's 2nd birthday the engine fell out!
Lancia did make fair cars sometimes though.
“Quality not quantity”
Well Poundland certainly did neither with this one
"Unfortunately I don't have a microwave which can directly heat time, but nevermind, perhaps i'll get one in the future." - ashens circa 2011
Still waiting....
I remember watching these when I stayed home for winter break during my first year of college. Five years later I still love them just as much. Ashens is also the reason I say “presumably” more often, and every time I do I think of him
3:37 looks like it has mold growing all over it
*throws hands up for the Pat Sharp joke*
I had to Google him, scarily he and I are almost the same age.
Its 4am and I'm watching some dude shit jelly beans out of a plastic constipated cow toy and eating them. What the f am I doing with my life
I am a 13 year old white girl and I have spent the last 3 days of my life marathoning Ashens videos
Amy Rose same i just re watch his food specials and shit
***** I am a 15 year old and for the past two weeks I have been watching this guy wasting his life on reviewing cheap and bootleg shit.
Having an excellent time.
I thought this was the most depressing thing I had ever seen then I saw the Christmas Dinner in a Can one.
this man is extremely amusing