WORST Movie of the Year? - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Review/Rant
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This is PROBABLY one of the rantiest videos on my channel because I really do hate this movie that much. But, If you like it, that's great, not trying to make you feel bad for that. These were just my immediate post movie thoughts which is usually saved for my live streams at this point. Rafe Spall is actually a fine actor but the writing in this movie really didn't allow for that to show through. I may take a more constructive look at reasons I feel it really fails at what it should have been because I hate what it was. But we'll see! Enjoy whatever you want, JW fans.
I’m working my way up from your old to latest videos and this is by far one of my favorite ones far I myself have yet to re-watch this movie for all the reasons you said and then some
Where were you when I need you?!! My exact reaction when I saw this movie! HOLYSHIT im glad I wasnt alone. I silently cried hard during that fucking movie and my Bf didn't understand why I hated it so much! So depressing for no reason!! I wish I would have found your channel years ago instead of a few months ago. You could have saved me from heartbreak. Im still dream about the death scene of the Brachiosaurus.
Going through all your videos. Keep up the awesome work!
Nah, this gigantic pile of shit deserves EVERYTHING it gets and people who support this dog-shit should be embarrassed.
I saw this movie for the first time fairly recently. I remember seeing the original Jurassic Park in the cinemas back when I was 7 years old and it was a huge deal for me because I loved dinosaurs so much. I've pretty much refused to associate any movie in the franchise that followed it with the original. This one though.... man... I'm glad I was drinking while watching it, let alone afterwards.
This movie was so bad Amanda turned to alcohol.
Lol she's hugging that beer
I thought she was drinking reddit
This movie was so bad it made her momentarily forget the title Empire Strikes Back
Notice how in the original film, and the two following ones despite their flaws, we are never shown a dinosaur deliberately harmed or killed gratuitously by humans or their environment. The ones we do see are either by natural predation (Rex chasing/eating a Gallimimus in JP), territorial dispute (Spino vs. Rex in JP3) or legitimately saving a human from being eaten (Raptor kicked out a window/impaled on a stake in TLW). It's like the filmmakers knew to respect the imagery of the creatures, that the audience is supposed to be in awe of them despite their dangerousness. JW and JWFK just didn't give a crap about any of that, the creatures are just objects, not characters. A raptor literally gets bazooka'd in JW while it was standing still, loose pterosaurs just attack willy-nilly picking up baby Triceratops and people, just to get gratuitously eaten by the Mosasaur while carrying the British assistant nanny lady. I'm glad I listened to the few critics I trust that disliked JWFK and completely skipped it, despite being a huge JP fan and paleontology enthusiast in general. I honestly have zero hopes for JW3 being any good. Not if they keep the same shit writers.
Actually the pteranodon did that cause the environment they where in was to cramped and didn’t have enough water that’s why they were aggressive
Might I remind you that in the second film, they literally break a baby T-Rex's leg and hogtie him so that his parents will hear his crying and come save him? How is THAT not gratuitous harm by humans?
@@CeltycSparrow That was literally an action by one of the antagonists, the greedy hunter dude who just wanted a trophy 'bull' T. rex kill. It was supposed to be looked down upon by the audience, not glorified and gratuitous the way the harm to the dinos in JW and JWFK are. And mIgHt I rEmInD yOu that the baby ended up being fine thanks to Nick and Sarah who mended it up and returned it to its parents.
I'd like to point out that in the Jurrasic Park book one of the raptors gets killed by the lawyer using a rocket launcher. Perhaps that why they included that scene in JW? Hollywood is all about callbacks to better material nowadays. Not taking away from your point, just a thought I had
@@jatzi1526 I doubt the people behind this movie were smart enough to make such a callback (i.e.: they aren't the reader type), and that scenario was such a minuscule part in the entire book, it would be bit odd to fixate on it. They most likely blew up a creature because they villainized them and thought it would be cool.
Jenny Nicholson did an awesome review of this movie with some interesting points like "Why does the term "endangered species" exist in a world where cloning is on a such a high level that it is used for creating a prehistoric zoo?"
Wow. Amanda just became “Amanda the Sith”!
She let rage flow through her
@@Alexagrigorieff gooooood gooooood
Leave a like on the video to save dinosaur lives.
Amanda the Jedi you, my dear, are a badass and I love your screen name.
My favorite review!
We need to repopulate them so I can hunt them! Get dinos off the endangered list so I can put them back on ❤❤❤
😂😂😂
I know I'm way late to the party, but I just want to say that the amount of love and respect I have for you as a person grew exponentially the moment you mentioned the book. So few people I meet have read it and it's my absolute favorite. Michael Crichton wrote a brilliant thriller that is hardly ever recognized for just how fantastic it was. The movie was good, but the book was great.
This is the angriest I've seen Amanda and I dont know if I should laugh or be scared 😂 (also this movie sucked ass)
It is so crazy I was upset over the exact same. I remember the "Awe" and "Amazingness" when the characters see the dinosaurs for the very first time. I remember as it being magical, and special.
The Jurassic World franchise killed ALL of that, and did it very quickly.
Park goers aren't satisfied anymore by just seeing animals that have been extinct for millions of years. They were so bored by the average Dino, scientists had to "make" a Frankinsteins Monster, so to speak, with more teeth.
The second movie was a horrible picture, with a horrible and incredibly moronic plot, with insanely bad writing and worse acting. It was pretty much a flick about the abuse of animals that we brought back from extinction, and then killed almost all of them again.
I absolutely could have made this exact video, word for word. I even shed some tears when you did. I hated the horrible scenes that you hated also.
There were so many pointless and complicated plot twists and character arcs. Sad, tragic and more disappointing than any other movie I've ever been disappointed in.
Rafe Spall is actually a good actor, I've seen him in many other movies and he always does a good job, so it's definitely the bad script's fault that he was bad in this one.
He's Peter Pettigrews son too
I agree. He's excellent in many films, especially in The Ritual.
It's his character in Fallen Kingdom. He couldn't have been more generic if he tried to.
@@AlirioAguero2 and you couldn't be a bigger idiot if you tried.
I'm glad I didn't watch this movie. I've watched a lot of bad movies for actors that I like, but damn, I love Rafe Spall and if it's THIS bad it will just break my heart
I loved him in the White Bear episode of Black Mirror!
I described it as they killed the dog, but the dog is a dinosaur, and they did it over and over for 2 hours. That brachiosaurus haunted my dreams for months.
1:10 You can´t defeat
A) Nostalgia
b) Kids´s passion for Dinosaurs considering they do not exist in real life anymore
c) China
Dinosaurs do still exist in real life today, thay are called birds.
@@jedi88full5 And like sharks/alligators
c) Unless you are the Mongols
@@hallamhal true, AP world history!
Wait till Amanda realises that the brachiosaurus that tried to escape is sadly the same one from the first Jurassic park movie that she mentioned, that actually brought me to tears
I saw this in theaters with my partners. I was close to tears with the brachiosaurus scene and my girlfriend just started cackling at how ridiculous the whole thing was. That kind of snapped me out of it, and the people buying these dinosaurs as weapons for like a million dollars was so ridiculous. You can’t buy a studio in Manhattan for a million, but these dinosaurs that are supposed to be some new super type of weapon sell for a cool million? It’s like a child with no concept of money, value, or how national defense budgets work wrote the script. The child clone plot was so unnecessary.
That's exactly how I felt when I saw this flick. It felt very unnecessary and I can't believe that Jurassic Park 3 is better than this one lol
Its funny how people use Jurassic park 3 as indicator of quality.please tell me why Jurassic park 3 is considered bad
@@Dektoonics_inc. I personally loved Jurassic Park 3 🤷🏻♂️
@@Dektoonics_inc. 2 words for one....teah leonne or how ever u spell here name. William h Macys mustache for two. And three....everything else
DAMN YOU OPENED THAT BEER WITH A PASSION
I really appreciate Amanda's reasons for hating this movie
They need to bring it back to dinosaurs being the scary thing. Human villains don’t work for this movie
They try that with the modified dinos but they just do it the wrong way
@@AmandaTheJedi Jurassic park never needed sequels in the first place. Just let the dinosaurs live in an island, cut off from the rest of the world. That's it. There was no need for sequels.
Thank you for saying this Amanda. I freakin sobbed my heart out at the brachiosaur following the departing ship onto the dock and calling out with what I imagined were pleas for them to come back😭. Ahhhhh sh!t Now I'm crying just writing about having watched it🤨*sighs* Click to save a dinosaur's life
I sobbed in the cinema, so did my mother and I still can't watch that scene.
It’s 2022 and I’m still haunted my this memory
Glad to see that I'm not the only person who absolutely lost my shit when the dinosaurs were drowning and that brachiosaurus scene almost killed me.
I literally had to stand up, walk away, and panic cry in the hall from *that* scene. I almost didn’t come back to the theatre. Came back and the rest of the movie ended up being so dumb that I regretted even more not just leaving entirely.
It made my kids so damn sad. I was actually mad about it.
5:49 Yes, thank you, that was one of the most heartbreaking scenes I've ever seen, and completely unnecessary.. cruel just for the hell of it.
i dont watch movies at all but watchin ur reviews makes me happy
HELL YEAH!!
nothing like binging old amanda videos and seeing another one of your fav creators commented lmao
The military contractors made dinosaurs attack with a laser pointer. So they basically made them into cats. =P
I was so sure they were going to do some sort of imprint thing with the girl and the indo raptor. It seemed like that's what they were setting up. They had it gently touch her hair whilst she overhead the conversation about it needed a mother, it quietly and calmly coming into her room and not killing her and it only seeming to be aggressive when other people were around her. It makes me think that they did a whole bunch of rewrites and ended up just smooshing 5 different scripts together. It would have lined it up much better with the original JP's if it made the 'monster' misunderstood and sympathetic.
I just stumbled upon this review, and boy, there are 2020 vibes ALL over it. ❤️
2021 at the moment agrees
In 93 I saw Jurassic Park in theaters, was just a we lad. Got the VHS and watched it throughout my childhood. It's by far my favorite blockbuster movie. It felt like Amanda was channeling my anger when talking about the new Jurassic world. Such a letdown 😢
The ones when you are drinking are sooooo much fun. Amanda the jedi said ' thankyouary' instead of sanctuary!. Priceless!. Im not with the shame, at all. I really enjoyed the alternate energy.
Finally someone acknowledges how bad this movie was. I left the theatre on opening night for this movie legitimately angry at this movie
Yeah, the brachiosaurus scene in the movie was sad as hell. It the first dinosaur that greeted us to the island of Nublar and it’s the dinosaur that we are saying goodbye to when leaving the island for good. Also, the thing about the laser pointer is that it’s not what the laser is for. It’s supposed to be the leash of the Indoraptor. So when the Indoraptor turns on you, you can point the laser the other way and it will follow the laser. Also, using Blue’s DNA would mean it would make the new Indoraptors capable of following human command and feel empathy and obedience like Blue.
And Maisie being a clone did come out of nowhere, but Mills really thought that Claire and Owen would have the same low standards as him and ditch her completely. Luckily they didn’t. And the thing about Maisie being a clone, she felt sympathy for the Dinos because they were being killed off for not being naturally born like her and for being clones and freaks or nature. And after going through a lot in one night with Lockwood dying and Iris being kicked out, it would be a heavy toll on her and make her act impulsively.
Also, for your information, a lot of Jurassic Park fans likes this movie. I’ve seen a lot of JP fans who likes this movie.
This is exactly how I felt about this movie. Can we be best friends?
They made this film into a horror flick. They made the animals into monsters. Steven Spielberg even said, when making the first movie, that these were animals, but Fallen Kingdom chose to forget that. The third JP film, with Spinosaurus, was bad, but this was somehow worse. Not to mention how flat out confining the setting of the mansion was. The Jurassic series isn't so static with their settings. Yes, in the OG Park and World, they had one party out in the field and one party in a specific space, but that wasn't as confining as a freaking house that has no business being in the Jurassic Park/World series
I’ve really had enough of these movies that constantly have references and Easter eggs every two minutes. Write better characters instead. Solo and Fallen Kingdom were the same kind of trash.
Definitely agree with the character aspect. I think that's something Marvel has done really well. They write characters that develop through their series and those developments are pertinent to the ensemble films. Characters act the way you expect them to based on what they've experienced in their own films. They characters are never written to fit whatever story they want to tell, they write the story to fit the journey the characters have been on.
Solo was better than that HORSE-SHIT.
I know I'm SUPER behind the times here but I still remember when I watched this movie in theaters and out loud said "Just go to Site B!" when they were talking about moving the dinosaurs to a sanctuary. Now obviously there was no actual sanctuary but seriously, all Mills had to sat to be 90% less suspicious was "We're taking them to Isla Sorna" but since he just said a "sanctuary," I immediately knew something was up.
Loved the original movies. Jurassic world was okay for what it was. Fallen kingdom was literally the worst thing ever. I only watched it recently like 2 weeks ago and was so disappointed. The only thing I liked was seeing Blue as a baby
Your rants are epic btw!
Wow, this is the most vulgar I've ever seen her. She's turning into a Sith!
Wow. I've seen you go silly and drowning in nostalgic feels and even super saiyan fangirl, but I had never seen a rant like this from you before. I don't want to revel in anyone's pain (believe me, honey - I *feel* you in this. I was that GIF of Stitch just dragging his hands down his face in the theatre) but this is glorious rage. It's righteous fury and completely fascinating to watch. Chef's kiss.
Big fan, but seriously I think this video just cracked my top 3 faves from you.
this is so sad, my favorite movie of all time rip
Should we tell Amanda that the writers confirmed that the dying Brachiosaurus was the same one from the original?
Totally late to your content, but I have to say this is everything I felt about this movie in one rant. I was a little bit in denial about how bad this movie was because I wanted to like it so badly. I tend to hesitate to say anything ruined my childhood, but if anything had it would be this dumpster fire of a film.
I totally agree that scene is messed up to the point that it ruin the rest of the movie for me. I call it misery porn, you got a bad plot, you have awful writers throw some misery porn in there to cover it up. I went to bed thinking about that scene just awful. It's so funny how they wanted to prove a point and be all artsy with that one scene when the rest of the movie is hot garbage. I will not be watching the other movies that are sure to come out. If I wanted to bawl myself to sleep I have plenty of movie options for that. Had I know beforehand about that scene I would not of wasted time and money on this movie. Yes it is that serious for me and I'm no hard core animal lover like some folks.
you crying is making me cry 😭😭😭
lol, my roommate walked in and caught me crying while watching this.
Her: 😕 “what’s wrong with you?”
Me: ...😭 ”Stupidity killed all the dinosaurs.” ☠️🦕🥺
Her: 🙃 “okydoky then.” (turns around and abruptly leaves the room)
I just love how you rant in this video. My God, couldn't believe it can be so entertaining. Thanks for seeing this pain of a movie and explaining everything to us so that we don't have to do this. Love you
I was actually having a good time in the theater until the clone reveal tbh. And then I was like ok whatever....then she pushed the button
This movie put me in a depressed funk since we first got to see the teaser trailer back from last year around Christmas... Proud to say I'm a HUGE JP fan and I still have yet to go see Fallen Kingdom. Nor do I even plan to go see it.
I, for one, think its cool they allowed special needs children to write this movie.
holy shit.
Oi! Don't insult us like that! It was obviously made by a bunch of egdelords.
SAVAGE!!! XD
Omg this is EXACTLY how I reacted to splice! I love everything about your videos. You're amazing.
When you can't get it out fast enough cause there is too much
I will say, the indoraptor smirking as he waited for the poacher dude to get close was terrifying. Why do they insist n making suped up dinos with more brains than humans?! Are they trying to have humans go extinct?!
I would loooove to hear you do another review of this one.
Okay but this is my favorite video you've done
Like I absolutely love the *nO* at 6:42
couldnt possibly agree more....
Was that sanctuary they were supposed to bring the dinosaurs to on Isla Sorna? Do they ever acknowledge Isla Sorna?
I wasted my time but I didn't waste my money. I work at a movie theater so I was able to watch this shit for free. And the movie was pure unadulterated trash. 130 minutes of my life I'll never get back. I agree with every single thing you said. Colin Trevorrow fucked this franchise up and I'm beyond glad he got fired from working on Star Wars: Episode IX. I hated this movie so much. Sorry you had to endure this form of torture.
I saw it for free (but with points) I want my points back.
I agree, I'm a pretty easy going person, in the sea of hate SOLO is getting I really enjoyed it. But this... Good lord. I still don't know what they were trying to accomplish, and I don't think they were trying to accomplish anything. I'm sure there's going to be worse movies that come out this year BUT when you're a continuing franchise, and people know what the franchise is capable of, it's so much worse when it's just a steaming pile of trash
Amanda the Jedi I enjoyed Solo, as well. It's just that the damn boycotters didn't give it a chance. It was an ok movie. But I believe The Last Jedi is STILL wrongly getting hated on. I even made a video defending the movie. The Last Jedi is not a shitty sequel. Fallen Kingdom is. Rose isn't an annoying character. Franklin Webb is. Rian Johnson isn't a terrible writer. Colin Trevorrow is. Star Wars isn't ruined. The Jurassic Park franchise is. I made an initial reaction video for this movie and the more I talked about it, the more I hated it. What Universal and Colin Trevorrow (I know he only wrote this one. But I blame him the most, along with the writer of Monster Trucks, Derek Connolly.) did to this franchise is downright unforgivable. It's like Pacific Rim: Uprising only FAR worse!! And Universal made that one, too! (Sorry if this reply's a bit long. I just really fucking HATE this movie.)
I think the Last Jedi does as lot of things wrong, but it has some truly amazing moments. Disney screwed Solo by releasing it less than 6 months after TLJ to try and get a big memorial day weekend hit. If it had been released in December I don't think it would have gone nearly as bad.
Rian Johnson just needs to know when to add comedy and where to remove it. The movie has a lot of moments with truly incredible moments of tension that gets broken by poorly placed comedy, and that's coming from a massive fan of comedy in Marvel movies. It's just knowing when to use it and when to exclude it. But I agree, the JP franchise is truly dead, going the direction of giant stupid monster movies which was never what it was supposed to be.
Amanda the Jedi I agree that Solo should have been released in December. And yeah. Some moments in TLJ didn't really need the comedy. But for me, the moment where the comedy truly didn't work was when Rey tried to pull her lightsaber back to her but as Snoke pulls it back it knocks Rey on the head. Like *bop*. At least TLJ made me laugh at all. This movie got no chuckle from me. And the scene where the Indoraptor is playing dead, trolling Buffalo Bill and smiling at the camera was just dumb.
Yeah the smack in the head is one of the main moments I'm thinking of
Gratuitous: uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted
Fortuitous: happening by accident or chance rather than design; fortunate
I enjoyed the first movie when I watched in in the theater. The second was ok, the third was meh, after that the Jurassic Park franchise lost me.
What would you consider meh
The guy that was pulling the teeth out of the dinosaur is the guy that plays Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs
I'm convinced that she has an empty 24 pack of beer
I got 10 minutes into Jurassic Park 5: Fallen Franchise when I decided to leave. I mean, it's a tropical island near the equator, but they go during a hurricane in the middle of the night. Like, what kind of bull shit is that? I never saw the rest of the movie.
Hahaha! XD. Oh my god. This vid / rant made my night! ^^ I honestly liked Jurassic World 2, but yes some scenes were sad, but! It did have some nostalgia stuff in it & a good ending / lead-up for JW3. I’m excited for that to be out. Also, nice touch on the Redd’s apple cider 🍎🍺 that made it funnier ^^. I love redd’s apple cider.
good Rant lady i feel your agony
still.. i do not hate The Lost world (JP2)
despite the fact that it had terrible dull stupid moments and that i know it could been a lot better in several ways
ahh Luke Skywalker ....
Yknow, it’s funny. I literally grew up on Jurassic Park from the age of a year and a half, it’s my favorite movie, hell I’m even thinking of getting a name change based on it (but not in the way anyone expects, I’m sure). And the World trilogy, started off on a meh note, and then the trailers for Fallen Kingdom started. And they hyped up this super new terrifying dinosaur so much, I was constantly having dreams that were just total nonstop nightmare horror with fucked up cloning gone wrong monster dinosaurs. Genuinely terrifying, wake up in the dead of night stuff. Yknow, the kind of vibe the trailers expected us to feel.
Then I watched the movie and while there were fleeting moments that could’ve been scary in the hands of a much better director and writing team, I mostly just laughed at their scary dinosaur. Really a let down, I gotta say. Oh yeah and all the other stupid things too.
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who had a breakdown at that unnecessary dock scene
....can we not talk about the Brachiosaurus....please? *wipes away tears even 2 years later*
Beyond depressing movie. The Dino on the pier...fuck that scene! I had a massive anxiety attack. I had to close my eyes and plug my ears. JUST TO FUCKING MUCH SUFFERING! Fuck this movie, I’ll never watch it again.
For anyone wondering, VHS is what we had before DVD
DVD is what we hadbefore BlueRay. Physical storage media for movies at home is what we had before streaming.
😂😂 this popped on and I thought it was a review for the new one and I’m like damn well where does Jeff come in
I've never heard Amanda swear so much.
I've been on an Amanda the Jedi binge this weekend and... Yeah, this is probably the best one yet 😂
God. I love Amanda ranting ❤️
AMANDA nooooo you reminded me of “the scene” with the brachiosaurus :( I was sobbing and my mom walked out of the movie theater. Fucking gratuitous for sure. I almost forgot why I was pissed at this movie haha
This has such cathartic 'angry drunk friend drunk-dialling you at 3am on the verge of tears' energy to it..
("Animal thanctuary" was just too cute, though - 2:34 - sorry!)
'Just like that you should be' Intentional or not I like the Yoda reference!The basketball and surrounded by stupid riffs made me lawl.Thank you for a humour ridden tirade.
Five hundred kids out probably just said “what’s a vhs?”
This is kinda off topic but omg we have the same sweater!!
Yeah, this movie made me super sad. I didn't actually see previews and just thought "oh, a jurassic park movie" and then I got to be sad until I forgot about it.
I will NEVER get over that longneck scene. I avoid sad movies because I'm not great with that, so when I say I've never left a movie feeling so depressed, I'm not exaggerating.
This rant was cathartic. Thank you.
They build a billion dollar park on an island that’s probably gonna explode and don’t think to move their location beforehand. Yep
I guess they mention that they thought it was inactive when they built but I don't remember hearing them say it, someone just mentioned it in a comment here
@@AmandaTheJedi also Hammond was kinda cheap,so he wanted to have free power
My favorite character of this movie was the Lion. Roaring back at a set of teeth like a Trex. Respect. Since this franchise has become beyond silly at this point I hope they dubble down and have Rexy and mr Lion be best friends next movie and Rexy just adopting a pride of lions to hunt with because why not? Seems the question they asked for movie 5. The 5th movie (and in my opinion the 4th one as well) are best summerised with an in franchise conversation. They where so busy thinking on if they could, instead of if they should.
this aged too well😬
I love this new Amanda. Lmao
Dude. Infinity War was traumatizing as hell. I can't even watch it anymore because of the opening. Like there was no reason to make it as violent as it was. Especially since the rest of the movie was actually pretty tame.
This woman spitting straight facts.
Love this. Nothing wrong about being passionate about a movie series 😊
Agree with everything except for the fact that Rafe Spall actually is a really good actor, check out The Ritual or the christmas special for Black Mirror, he's really good, other than that I hated this movie. Its shits on my favourite movie of all time.
The abandoned dinos on the dock were traumatic
10:55
One would think that after such a revelation a movie with dignity would just implode, the film reel setting itself on fire... yet this one shamelessly goes on :P
so... which is worse.. This or Avatar..? :|
Avatar is still worse, but this destroyed my childhood
@@AmandaTheJedi They both destroyed my childhood.
I think it’s the directions way of him say “bye” to the old films cause even when they burned the JP car I wasn’t feeling it either
3:56
You've seem to forget about
.lex:turned the parks systems back on
.Tim:managed to get a raptor into the freezer
.kelly:killed a raptor
.eric:survived on site b for 8 weeks.Saves doctor grant
.Just wanted to refresh my memory in case you didn't do your research
dektoonics Inc. yeah but each movie only had a small dose of stupid
the newer movies are overflowing with retard moments
I’ve never seen Amanda so unhinged 😂This entire video is gold in its rawest and purest form. Thanks Amanda! 🤪🥰
How you felt in this video about this movie is exactly how I felt about Toy Story 4. I literally stomped up the stairs because I was so ANGRY at how Pixar butchered that movie.
I treat Toy Story 4 like I do Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.... they don't exist.
Quinn Thirteen except I will gladly watch Kingdom of the Crystal Skull again over Toy Story 4. That’s how bad this movie was.
@@kayhaven4710oh wow. I'm glad I avoided it then!
Quinn Thirteen yes my fellow human. Be very glad!
Huh, good thing I didn't watch that one then
When the trailer for dominion dropped and they baited us with the old characters I was like maybe I'll give it a chance but no absolutely not. This series literally makes the villains into the good guys. In original Jurassic Park the whole point was the hubris of rich people and the dinos were innocents who won. This series is like maybe some humans are good cause they don't want to abuse animals 😢. The dinos don't even get to eat their abusers! What's the point!?!!
AHHH I'M SO HAPPY! You are the first person on internet saying what I am feeling about this movie! I actually didn't even see it because I watched the trailer and decided that I didn't want to see a movie about a fucking dinosaur massacre! I love dinossaurs and animals so I'll be just enjoying your review and skipping the movie!
This is my favorite Amanda rant.
13:28 Rap God! x'D
The villains dad is Peter Pettigrew
I never wanted to see it, but now I want to buy a copy and put it in my cat's sandbox
I think I'd be pretty chill if I ever found out i was a clone
I’m a big fan of Jurrasic Park. I tried to watch this movie the other day but I couldn’t take it. I stopped when the bad guy was torturing one of the dinos by taking one of the teeth out. The essence of Jurassic Park was about the dinos being magnificent, strong survivors and scary, but also vulnerable animals. This movie was none of that : the dinosaurs were either portrayed as weak and hopeless or dumb agressive. The torture and cruelty towards them was vicious. We saw them being burned alive by a volcano, drowning, tortured, and being gassed alive. If this was a critique to the current animal agriculture I would at least understand where they’re coming ftom with the message but this was just for the sake of shocking the audience and also a lack of respect towards the dinosaurs. Hate it.
I watched all three jurassic park movies and Jurassic world. It was ok. I liked Jurassic Park 3 more than that movie
One of my biggest problems with the movie was Blue getting a blood transfusion from a T-rex (like, they aren't even in the same genus), and it was the only thing the video didn't mention.