Don't tell Mommy... We're playing GOLF in the HOUSE!!!
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- Опубліковано 6 гру 2019
- Some of you sports nuts out there might know that golf is usually played outside. Well what would happen if you played golf... IN A HOUSE?!?!?!?! Ladies, gentleman, and everyone else, this is HOUSE OF GOLF!
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#gaming #HouseofGolf #morelikeHAUSofgolfhahaepic - Ігри
I love how after all these years, Dan still will accidentally back out of every single selection screen
It’s cuz he’s secretly a grandpa
or he's secretly a Jewpenese
His huge thumb just presses all the buttons at once.
I think as the years go by he'll only get worse 😅
Woahh! Spoiler much?
Now there's no fun in watching the episode anymore. :(
6:22 "A commonly misunderstood conception" is so much funnier than saying "a common misconception" lol
When someone spreads misinformation about where babies come from
Gonna genuinely try to find a way to balance that into a conversation lmao
Connotatively, they’re different. The first one is saying the conception is commonly misunderstood. The second is saying something is a misconception that is common. They’re just not the same, semantically.
For example:
Vikings wore horns on their helmets. Common misconception.
Vikings, really, were a conglomerate of peoples from different regions and time periods, rather than a single tribe of people at one period of time. Commonly misunderstood conception.
“Got in a chocolate crash, the chocolate airbag dispensed, broke my chocolate nose”
that had my in tears
Chocolate neck pain
30:59 to 32:00 killed me! I've never had such a hard time being quiet in my life
@@SKOZomb1e thank you for the timestamps. Just what I was looking for
For real tho
First time I heard this was at work at 3:45AM with my Bluetooth on. Realized after hearing it that I needed to keep an extra pair of pants in my car. That’s how hard it got me 😂😂😂
“Chocolate neck pain” might be one of the single funniest phrases I’ve ever heard
That and "I used chocolate deception" is up there as a close second lmfao
I think we need a "Dan presses back on the controller" compilation.
Just call it The Dan-Hands Compilation.
hahaahahaha yesss
Damn I was just about to say how I don't think Dan will ever not press the back button
He'd go to watch the video, but probably hit back accidentally before it starts.
I'm kidding, Dan you're great.
Plus, a "Dan has Monster Thumbs" compilation.
I can’t wait for the game grumps animated of ‘chocolate car’
@@maxolotl7089 34:25 like this for example? it's almost non stop from here
@@maxolotl7089 bless you
Chocolate Life better be on the next Starbomb album
@@gwarriorfromhell Hella Yes!
@30:50 is when it starts!
I miss the “Danny wins!” and “Arin wins!” text boxes on the screen.
I miss them yelling the phrase every time it appears
JaxTCEK They should bring it back. It was a wholesome feeling.
Same. The lack of text boxes contributed to the end of my marriage
I miss you. Please come back.
Said literally no one ever
Danny was born to make music. He knew just when to come in and take control with "OH HE'S A HERSHEY MAN!" I love when he sings silly.
If there isn't a chocolate song remix i'm gonna flip my chocolate shit
*CHOCOLATE RAGE*
_I'll Tay you the Zondays!_
breaking news: Arin and Dan of the game grumps avoid talking about anything relevant to what they are doing by singing about chocolate in the forms of ordinary objects and events. In other news, the fans loved it, myself included.
Good news!
Look up "Get in the Chocolate Car" by Sbassbear. It is literally a remix of the Grumps' improvised singing with their original instrumental.
@@KairuHakubiFancy seeing (4yr ago) you here (Geebz wink wink)
it has been:
*0 days*
since Arin has beatboxed
I knew someone would do that lol
It's also been 0 days since arin incorrectly said or implied that dolphins are not whales.
Dolphins are toothed whales and are quite closely related to Orcas
@@Darthquackius Orcas are dolphins
@@Darthquackius dolphins are not whales. Dolphins and whales are both cetaceans. Dolphins are basically toothed whales, so technically orcas are dolphins, not whales, but that doesn't mean dolphins and whales are the same thing.
@@shnacallanan2656 cetacean is the scientific name for "whale"
All dolphins are whales, not all whales are dolphins.
30:53 is the chocolate song XD if anyone wanted to keep that....(I did)
You, sir, are a hero.
Carefully now, he's a hero
Dying for someone to make an animated version of this
I'd read that shirt as, "I'm having a *stock dolphin sound effect* of a time!" ..and weirdly, that'd still make sense to me lol
Garface reminds me of that Spongebob cursing episode 🤓
That's the thought I had pretty much 😂
Gun Golf: my dad once ate a badger
Chuck E. Cheese golf minigame: kill all humans
House of Golf: get in the chocolate car
The musical golf trilogy is complete
Only a trilogy? But there's tons of golf games they haven't sang to yet...
@@MaDaOssan Yeah but they didn't make that song up the way they made up the first three
Don´t forget that PAR backwards is RAP.
(Neo Turf Masters)
The Golfpocalipse: Try HArder
I AM FRIEND ARIN
so if anyone wants it, 30:52 is the start of the *Chocolate Life* song.
Ben, please do your magic once again like in the hUfF pUfF remix.
*YES* I need a full "Get in the Chocolate Car" single!
I was scowering the earth for this comment thank you so much
THANK YOU
It never happened
I lost it when they did the Teflon joke! XD
“My daddy invested in Teflon!”
“It didn’t stick!”
“A Chocolate Life” needs to be the next Ninja Sex Party song. 🍫
Hell yeah, dude
Maybe Starbomb
or a cover song
"livin la vida cocoa"
@@woteveruk1 W comment
I need a comp of Danny screaming “NO!!!” In the way he does.
Hahaha and "SHIIT!"
Super quick cut as well please.
That's a good idea, can't wait to see what you come up with!
I love that I read your comment just as 17:43 played :D
@@npviking This may come as a shock to you, but people do make these comments without actually demanding anyone do anything.
Don't hurt yourself thinking on that too hard.
They should just record themselves playing actual golf one of these days.
Power Hour
@@nickgwinner3136 Correction, they should play more actual golf.
Ten minute power hour material? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Full day stream
They did this on their other chanel
"you'll find the controller warm and *moisturized* " I thought your sweat glands didn't work, Dan! Plot hole.
It's his jizz, plot hole resolved
Lotion
@@ohheyitsguy that went from 0-101 in a single sentence.
Dan: "Let's do one hole in the kitchen."
Arin: "I was thinking we should do hard."
Dan and Arin both go hard in one hole in the kitchen.
Dan cries as arin beats him down for not using a controller correctly
*gets double dare flashbacks*
He reminds me of myself. All my friends are modern and I'm just a grandma.
*the series*
Wasabi Samurai sounds pretty gay
Sorry I had to.
I would love to see the pics on their switch of times they accidentally pressed the pic button.
I'm pretty sure they did look through them at one point...on a stream maybe, i don't really remember
@@JonasC22 I remember it happening during one of the Undertale streams.
That's what so great about Arnold. When Dan misheard his first lyric, Arin didn't grumble: "No, _gimme_ the chocolate" - he instantly started singing an improv song. 30:54
Edit: And I agree with Sgt Stakas: "If no-one makes a chocolate remix, I'm gonna flip my chocolate shit."
because of my spongebob-based upbringing, i initially assumed the "i'm having a [dolphin] of a time" shirt was supposed to have the dolphin represent a swear word
Lol every swear word sounds so funny because it doesn’t make sense “I’m having a shit of a time”
Sp1cyN0va I’m having a hell of a time? Idk it’s a stretch on my part
@@sp1cyn0va35 "fuck", "hell", and "bitch" all fit just fine. Just depends on context.
@@RabblesTheBinx I’ve heard hell of a time, none of the others, it just sounds funny to me cause it’s not normally used
"Hey billy whats your favorite gamegrumps episode?"
"I like the one where they talk about chocolate for a looooooooong time"
Hey Ashley, what's your favorite GG episode?
I like the one where they talk about airplane safety for a looooooooong time
🎶I don't like your chocolate attitude!🎶
OH HES A HERSHEY MAN
Sing* about chocolate for a long time
are we gonna have a chocolate problem?? ♫♫
It's official, everyone: Arin is addicted to Magic: the Gathering.
I’d watch them play a few games on The Grumps channel
@@scrodohbaggins7801 I also would. I wanna see how much they've learned.
@@scrodohbaggins7801 I think they did in the pool one episode!
How do you play that one? (😅)
@@carlymara88 they had this strange floaties and they used the Planeswalker decks, it was funny.
“Third ball has been unlocked”
*[pained screams]*
Could you imagine feeling your yam bag one day and theres a third nut in there. 😲
@@maggs131 Hentai Artists: "More nut production!"
People in Reality: _"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~_
I love golf games. I love the Grumps.
I am a happy man.
I love how the "livin the chocolate life" is almost exactly the same as the "enslave all humans song" from their Chuck E Cheese games golf episode
"I scored a hole in one in my mom's bedroom!.....wait...."
"nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun"~ Danny Sexbang
@i9incher *surprised pikachu face* i think thats illegal in a few states except Alabama XD. (just messing with ya 😁)
Whoever ruined the 69 likes, you're going to hell
25:47 this has to be one of the best moments died laughing XD
39:53
“My dad invested in Teflon!”
“It didn’t stick.”
30:53 "Get in the Chocolate Car" is the late top hit of 2019. That improvised singing brought my earballs such pleasure, I'm crying from laughter.
Fast forward to today: Sbassbear has acknowledged the greatness of this song.
Dissapointed that Arin didn’t make a joke about Dan and him going to the bedroom.
i was waiting for it but it never came
Well I would respond "low hanging fruit" but these monkeys aren't exactly tall
@@inkartridge just like Arin didn't...
More than that as they went to the bedroom they made the level “harder”
I think they more than made it up for it in the second half of the episode
21:14 you're welcome
Also Arin's background Eric Andre scream is pretty damn good ngl
I love how Danny is very methodical and uses special awareness to his liking and goes slow, meanwhile Arin is trying to obtain rocket liftoff with a golf ball
I thought Dan would never play golf again after The Wacky World of Miniature Golf game 😂
Staring Eugene Levi
Choppies!
Eugene Levy's greatest achievement
It’s okay cuz there is no choppies in this game
Well at some point he has to come back and defend his kirby's dream course championship title
Damn! Arin did almost a perfect Wilhelm Scream at 20:30
It was pretty awesome.
*Stormtrooper from **_Star Wars_** flies through the air*
I think the original is like the only successful one
30:54 ~chocolate car~
32:50 ~chocolate deception~
33:29 ~Livin that chocolate life~
the "Chocolate Car" bit had me choking for 5 minutes XD
When Arin says “Frickin’” with all of his heart, it always makes the type of laugh/chuckle that is just air that blows out of my nose.
I feel this, almost on a spiritual level.
It makes you commit nose-exhale
I know just the laugh, for I do it too.
That would be a snort. They can be quiet too.
I need an “I’m having a [DOLPHIN] of a time!” shirt
More people need this!
I'm having a 🐬 of a time
40:03 Arins higher pitch laugh is my favorite, because you know when he hits it , something extremely funny
42:06 Sounded like one of those screaming goat clips 🤣
“Two Gamer boys go hard in the bedroom”
Don't tell Mommy 😉
They just want to get it in the hole so bayuhd
Knocking balls around
Sounds like an EPIC GAMER MOMENT *pch pch cjjk pcch e e errrroww*
Well that’s pretty good! Sounds a lot like SuperMega, though-
*SuperMega’s lawyers knock on door*
This makes me want more Dream Course
Top five Grumps series easy
"OH, HE'S A HERSHEY MAN!!"
21:16
When I catch the corner of a desk with my shin
Arin: To the right
Arin: To the right
Arin: To the right
Me: Take it back now y'all
One hoop this time!
Right foot let's stump
HANDS ON YOUR KNEES HANDS ON YOUR KNEES
CRISS-CROSS!!!!!
Does no one remember the cupid shuffle
you missed out on the perfect oppurtunity to say "livin la vida cocoa"
more like COCA AM I RIGHT FELLAS HAHAAHA
Or how about "livin la vida mocha"?
I mean that's what the song rhymes loca with
Their chemistry in this video is absolutely popping. Like, there's their usual chill chemistry, and then there's this crack head energy that I love so much
21:10 omg, Arin’s scream sounds exactly like the pterodactyl from Jonny Quest
Yesterday, when i came home from school, I found out that my dog that I've had for 7 years passed away. It's hard, but watching GameGrumps made me laugh when I didn't think I would be able to. So, Thank you Arin, Dan, and everyone else in the Grumps family. RIP Lady.
At least you know Dan knows what you went through, with Princess Tinkles.
The pain is how you know what a good dog you had.
Really sorry to hear. :-(
When I was younger, our dog was ill (he was 16 so it was mostly old age) and my mum took him to the vet to get him pts but never told me it was going to happen, so I only found out after school that day. I was 8, that was 18 years ago and still etched into my memory. I was so upset that I was robbed of the opportunity to say goodbye to my best friend who I had grown up with.
Sorry about your dog, man, I went through the same thing with my dog over the summer last year when we had to put him down (we had him for 13 years so it was just as painful). It’s never easy when it happens, but condolences from someone who’s also been there
Hey bro, I hope you're feeling better. Just wanted to give my condolences and a special thanks to you for having that Kotoura-san playlist on your channel. I binged the whole thing in one go and it was really nice. It's probably a weird thing to bring up but still, thank you very much.
Again, I hope you're well and sorry to hear that about Lady.
teero121 Hey, I am feeling a bit better, thanks. Your comment just made my day! I'm glad you enjoyed the playlist, I made it so I didn't have to search for every episode when I wanted to binge the series. Again, thank you.
Danny's like a grandma who plays wii with you because your mom tells you to let her but never remembers the controls
Did anyone else notice Arin's surprisingly clear and on-point tones at 35:00? That shit was beautiful.
I've said it before, i'll say it again, I'm really digging these longer episodes ^_^
Can't believe after years of doing a gaming show, dan still doesn't know how to use a controller
Considering he’s not the one playing the most, and least of all, a switch controller, it’s understandable. He knows how to use the controllers he grew up with, with controls he’s accustomed too. Gaming has come a long way since his golden years of playing. His only practice time with these games are when he’s playing for grumps, and that’s it, and these videos are not done back to back so it is fairly easy for him to forget. Even Arin struggles with the controls on this game, but let’s bitch at Dan.
@@TheGuardianssorrow I think you took this comment a little too seriously
@@TheGuardianssorrow I hate saying "ok boomer" cause it is kinda mean, but you're making it really hard for me man
OglopFabool not that deep
@@TheGuardianssorrow cry about it
First two minutes: Arin is belching uncontrollably while Dan is asking what the plus button is and hitting back instead of confirm.
Some things never change.
And taking a screen shot
The title of this episode should be "Chocolate Neck Pain"
Arin being so happy about his newfound MTG knowledge makes me so happy.
He's not really making a whole lot of sense with that knowledge, but just seeing him try is great.
so it has been confirmed to me that I'm weird when my brain broke after Danny said, "a commonly misunderstood conception." my goodness was a tremendous way to say "a common misconception"
*Danny wanting to practice:* "Let's do single hole!"
*Arin being Arin:* "No dude let's do Championship!"
*And finally, Dan just submitting:* "Oookay we're ready for the Championship.."
Gamegrumps:*struggle immensely with medium*
Arin: lets do hard
Me: “Oh yeah, taking it to the bedroom!”
Arin: “Let’s go harder.”
🤣
30:53 "gimme tha chocolateee~ get in the chocolate carrrr" my favorite part
I like how almost every editor used a different color text when addressed in the video (i forgot what Matt and Ryan did) and Ben just uses funny robot voice
Matt and Ryan had no distinct color because in terms of editors Matt and Ryan were sheer chaos. They did whatever the hell they wanted and i loved it.
Can we get a Perfectly cut screams: Game Grumps edition?
The segment when they're singing about the chocolate accident needs to be a Game Grumps Animated
I just animated the full Sbassbear remix of Get In The Chocolate Car
Wooo!! Very cool!@@NealPizziniAnimations
It's 6 am, my volume is all the way up, and Dan just woke up my whole family with "OH HE'S A HERSHEY MAN!" at 34:09
I can’t wait sit till someone makes “The chocolate song” into a real song
"Chocolate Car" is a better song than Chocolate Rain
nope
How dare you
So true honestly
Can't compare, when Chocolate Rain is a sad song...
@@RBunctious _Chocolate Car_ is the tragic tale of this generation, friend. Where were you when the chocolate car wreck occurred?
Idk why putting the word chocolate in front of a word is so damn funny to me. Especially with it being a song. That whole chocolate part cracks me up every damn time. I love Dan's initial reaction, and how he just joins in. I love the shit out of that song
im so happy they decided to make longer episodes, so nice and relaxing! i love these boys
Can't wait for the "OOO-OOO"s and the chocolate song to show up in the next singing compilation
I feel like it’s been a million thousand years since Arian’s beatboxed
40:23 came here after hearing Sbassbear's mix of the "Flip It" bit 😅😊
Arin is acting exactly like I do when I forget to take my adderall.
"I think anyone who gets to hear you scream on a regular basis is a real winner."
Amen, Dan. 🤣🤣
Arin: *is completely overconfident*
Literally any chance based game: *I’M ABOUT TO END THIS MAN’S WHOLE CAREER*
This was honestly one of the funniest episodes. So many great sections. I really like the longer episodes, the gags get more time to breath. thanks guys, i'm crackin' up over here
Chocolate Reply
30:54 - I think I hear the next big Starbomb hit!
"Button that's a plus dude!!" I felt this in my soul.
Dan delivering Arin's punchline is the funniest thing. Some of my favorite laughter comes from one off game episodes.
I just animated the full Sbassbear remix of Get In The Chocolate Car
It was beautiful.
I gotta say I love the random songs y’all come up with
"We're playing GOLF in the HOUSE!!!"
Excuse me, the game is called House of Golf
they say it in the description
This episode is full of examples of why I love the Grumps. Hearing them sing about chocolate, Danny's punch-line about investing in Teflon, Arin just having fun making silly noises and beatboxing, it's just great. This made me smile and giggle a lot, and I certainly needed it. Thank you for this episode.
“I’ve been getting into funny screams”
*OneyPlays has entered the chat*
Funee scream
I had to call my chocolate lawyer
Now im going to chocolate court
Are you animators already on the "chocolate life" animation?
I just animated the full Sbassbear remix of Get In The Chocolate Car
"Let's do the bedroom"
Oh my.
"And, uh, let's do it harder"
OH MY
Watching the grumps play levels you've created is so surreal. Thanks guys for enjoying it!
Dude! Dan! We should draft sometime!
Such a genuine reaction from Arin lol.
It has been... 0 days, since Arin beatboxed.
That scream at 21:13 was amazing
I want Arin to make that "I'm having a 🐬" shirt
Bro they need to make it part of their merch
Arin Hanson, professional gamer who knows all the controls before ever playing the game
It has now been - 0 - days since Arin beat boxed
Arnold and Denny making up silly songs? Well, this is going straight into my "Game Grumps" playlist, so that I may never forget its awesomeness.
"Why don't you just do geometry for a second?" - An Arin-ism that could probably be applied to a lot of situations.
Days since Arins beatboxed: 0