@@BambiDiego My grandma was from a very rural low income area of Iowa. Came to visit us where we lived in a decent sized city for the first time, she never had really left her home town before. Her comment was "It's a shame really, everyone here has these very nice, brand new cars yet all of their blinkers are broken" lmfao
@@kaymmmm3481 Up north in my state, which is an extremely isolated place, it's a bragging right to be able to drive 45 minutes to a place that usually takes about 2 hours. Without getting a ticket.
"Is driving scary?" "Not really. Think of all the stupid people in the world and they can still drive." I feel like that should scare me more than anything...
Given the thought that automatic gears is whats normal on your end of the pond is whats horrifying to me. I like to think competent use of the gear system implies you have the focus to multitask with precision and so you can correctly drive a car. Auto just makes me think of every damn child that thinks GTA is driving.
I actually just about got into a wreck earlier this week because a smooth brain drifted in front of me on a 2 lane without their turn signal. I really hate people who dont use the signal.
well if the game wasn't designed like that there would a be a 30 minute video of arin complaining and the comments going "yeah i agree with him how would i ever know what to do" so let's just be grateful lmao
@@alxjones I ran a stop sign during my test and still passed. Might've had something to do with the fact that somebody had stolen the sign the night before.
I took my driving test in Florida. Jokes aside, our test is a lot simpler than other places, and that probably explains a lot about Florida driver stereotypes. Parallel parking isn't super common here, so that's not even on the test. Granted, that may have changed in the last 15 years.
I got really embarrassed when Arin was said “I thought they followed, like, human rules”, meanwhile I use my blinker even when no ones behind me because I’m a SQUARE apparently
I can just imagine a learner and driving instructor: “Does my free time end when I kill a pedestrian?” *** kills a pedestrian *** “Yup” edit: thanks @Meximagician
Of all the "Random Driving Simulator" indie games I've seen, this one is clearly the most polished. There's a whole boat load of absolute garbage driving sims out there, this dev should be proud.
i love that this episode starts with arin revealing he's a safe driver and then going back to the usual of "i'm bored let's hit a pedestrian by ramming another car into them"
I was scared, but when I actually took it was super easy. Like a 4 min circle. I pulled into a highway, turned onto a backroad, cruised through a neighborhood, pull back on the highway, and parked in reverse
It’s easy right now which is what’s scary my local dmv won’t even get in the car with you they just stand outside if it make you drive in a circle and park
@@andrewmcgaughey931 WHOA REALLY?! Omg I hadn't even thought about people getting their license during covid.. shit that's crazy! I waited until I was like 22 before I got my license because I was *terrified*
"dumb as a bag of hammers" was one of my favourites and i always liked to add a twist to an insult to keep it a bit more unique. "some people are a few cents short of a dollar, but in your case someone added tax"
The intro was by far one the best ones they've had in a while. Also, I love it when they play driving games like this. Reminds me of their pizza driver episodes! Also, them running pedestrians over was so good. Definitely gonna be in the next laughter comp.
Dan realizing the California pack was locked after being so excited; “aww” Arin not wanting to let his excited buddy down; “NONONO WE CAN STILL GET IT I CAN BUY IT” Dan: “:D”
@@BradPwnsU I wrote this comment during the second wave when many European countries such as mine (France) locked down. Currently we're free but curfewed at 6pm and it's really still the second wave afaik
To be fair this looks nothing like California. Especially with the sporadic rain. California is either no rain or raining all day. The street signs and lines on the roads don't look like anywhere in America either.
Arin: “Does my free ride end when I hit a man” Proceeds to hits someone with a car Arin: “Yup!!!!!” Car of duty; hit a man This series is the best please play another episode 🤣
Man... This episode feels so right. The Grumps, back together again, with a B list game that's just good/bad enough to be fun, and a whole lot of laughs. FeelsGoodMan
For all you dangangrappa fans, how the hell do you think these kids can go to school? that's right, the mom needs a driver license and a car, just think of this as a Dangalagan prequel.
I went for my G1 back in June, and my mindset was literally "If all those stupid people can pass the test, so can you", so that bit was pretty relatable.
I'm amazed that neither Arin or Dan compared Arin being stuck to the scene from the first Austin Powers movie where Austin was stuck between the two walls hahaha
Arin: "I'm like the safest driver." 5 minutes later Arin: I ran a red light the other day. If this video has taught me anything, Arin cannot be trusted on the road
14:21 Dan, falling asleep to rain is the most comforting feeling in the world, rainy days on those half cold nights after a long session of minecraft... absolute treasure of a night.
Witnessing Arin drive a car in a consequence-free environment while Dan backseat-grandmas him is one of those unexpected joys some people build afterlife myths around.
This is actually really relaxing. Feels like 2 bros just driving around town, chilling and joking. Edit: as soon as I posted, they hit a pedestrian 😂 my goodness
"You didn't use your blinker!"
"Nobody was behind me!"
YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM
Sadly enough, this is the same conversation I have with my mom every time she drives.
Spoken like a true Californian
@@BambiDiego My grandma was from a very rural low income area of Iowa. Came to visit us where we lived in a decent sized city for the first time, she never had really left her home town before. Her comment was "It's a shame really, everyone here has these very nice, brand new cars yet all of their blinkers are broken" lmfao
Omg yes. Screw everyone who doesn't use their blinkers! I'm looking at you zach.
@@kaymmmm3481 Up north in my state, which is an extremely isolated place, it's a bragging right to be able to drive 45 minutes to a place that usually takes about 2 hours.
Without getting a ticket.
"Is driving scary?"
"Not really. Think of all the stupid people in the world and they can still drive."
I feel like that should scare me more than anything...
Thats literally the joke...
@@ThePersuasiveParrot I thought they meant it as "If they can do it anyone can."
I’m not worried about crashing I’m worried about others crashing into me
I’m also scared of stupid people
Given the thought that automatic gears is whats normal on your end of the pond is whats horrifying to me. I like to think competent use of the gear system implies you have the focus to multitask with precision and so you can correctly drive a car. Auto just makes me think of every damn child that thinks GTA is driving.
@@ceresbane you’re absolutely correct.
"Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
Yes, Arin, that's how all of life works.
only if u get caught !!
24:49
"Yup"
@@garfieldbrooks "you've killed people before, right grandpa?"
Grandpa: "NOT IF YA GET CAUGHT!"
As long as you don’t get caught it never really happened
@@aizakku2222 modern medicine HATES this. Local grandpa discovers secret to resurrection
"Ugh, I have to use my _blinker_ ?"
Spoken like a true Floridian.
I actually just about got into a wreck earlier this week because a smooth brain drifted in front of me on a 2 lane without their turn signal. I really hate people who dont use the signal.
Very accurate, everyone speeds and no one uses their turn signals
Same with people from Utah
I’m from Florida and my dad likes to say that all the idiots on the road here are from Ohio because of their license plates
@@_Sterben_ I’m glad you’re ok ❤️
Getting angry at AI cars for cutting Arin off when he clearly had the right-of-way is something I wasn't expecting to feel today
Its to simulate realism
i dont even drive and it made me go >:(
@@komaedabutworsefr passenger princesses unite
@@sourdropwhat is a passenger princess?
Arin trying to kill a pedestrian with somebody else's car towards the end of the episode looks like the perfect basis for a Game Grumps animated
ANY ANIMATORS, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
I’ll maybe put effort into that
@Shoocharu
THEY MUST ADD THE "WAP!" part when Arin rear-ended the one car!!
I thought you were going to say power hour
We need a Game Grumps Animated where Arin is the learner and Dan is the instructor
Including toward the end when Dan is encouraging Arin to hit other cars and pedestrians
@@smilehappyface8 Exactly
Ikr
I was thinking about the same. This episode will be animated in the near future!
You are absolutely right. I hope it happens 😂
Lesson: Stop for Stop Sign
Arin: Doesn't stop for a stop sign
Lesson: YOU PASSED!
I can say from experience that you can do perfectly on every aspect of the test and blow past a single stop sign, and they will fail the whole thing.
well if the game wasn't designed like that there would a be a 30 minute video of arin complaining and the comments going "yeah i agree with him how would i ever know what to do" so let's just be grateful lmao
@@alxjones When I took my driver's test I had a few people stress to me how important it is to come to a complete stop for that exact same reason.
@@alxjones I ran a stop sign during my test and still passed. Might've had something to do with the fact that somebody had stolen the sign the night before.
@@alxjones you say it as if that's a bad thing
“Did you slow down for a second because you considered killing that person?”
“Look-“
I hate that the error message for running someone over and pinning them to a fire hydrant with a car was "FOLLOW THE GPS"
Your honour, Google Maps said to go straight on, it’s not my fault the pedestrian was in my way
I love it
20:11
Summary judgement: yer gud bud have a nice day, eh? (Canadian judges are nicer)
Arin did his driving test in Florida so they just had him drive until he hit an alligator and then he passed
as somebody who just got done with driving lessons about to take my test in florida i can say this is true
As a Floridian with a learners permit, I can confirm that that is indeed part of the process
They don't even make you drive in the road during your test in FL 😂
I took my driving test in Florida. Jokes aside, our test is a lot simpler than other places, and that probably explains a lot about Florida driver stereotypes.
Parallel parking isn't super common here, so that's not even on the test. Granted, that may have changed in the last 15 years.
And because it was in Florida, it was super easy.
Arin: Kills two people, Dan: “You’re doing very well.”
Well for a Floridian
@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks as someone who is from Minnesota but is in Florida for college, YEAH.
“Is this where JFK was shot? It looks really familiar.”
Are we just gonna gloss over that...?
Sssshhh, he said he'll die on camera.
Don't look into that as another hint 👀
@@dropkickpherby6994 👀👀👀 * whispers * shit, i think you might be onto something here
@@dropkickpherby6994 Arin went back to become JFK
"Could be the Texas part of Europe."
At age 6 he was born without a face... because his face was blown off.
Also, remember when Arin "gave out the JFK assassination of UA-cam lore?"
“Does my free ride end when I kill a man?”
-me, wondering about my college scholarship
Naw you get a better free ride in a cop car!
24:47
“Did you slow down for a second to consider killing that person?”
“Look.”
“Does my free ride end if I kill someone?” -Arin Hanson, 2020
The simultaneous “Oop!” At every accident or mistake is so genuine, all I do when I’m a passenger is get *way* too invested in my friends’ driving
I think that was Dan
their maraca noises at the beginning is SO satisfying
Relaxing and motivating all at once
Look I'm ngl, someone should do an animation with that as the intro
Ikr i was vibing to it and then they started talking and i was like "...oh."
@@AxxLAfriku remember when self-pity was funny?
Yeah, me neither.
Almost as good as the menu tunez from Winter Mountain Rescue!
Dan: "You didn't use your blinkers!"
Arin: "There was no one behind me..."
*Oh* he's one of *those* drivers
so annoying
I only dont use blinkers if it is the dead of night and no one is around to see it anyway, otherwise blink at everything
I looked through the comments for this. Signals aren’t ONLY for other cars you can see, they’re for, for instance, the pedestrian in your blind spot.
I bet he also only signals AS he’s already turning or changing lanes, too. That’s even more infuriating.
@@andrewericdavison dude stop ur raising my blood pressure urgh it's so frustrating
Dan distractedly saying "oops" in the middle of him talking whenever Arin makes a mistake will always make me laugh
"It's nothing like Pacman"
Little did they know, it would become frighteningly similar to Pacman...
I want an extended version of that intro for Christmas please
Let’s start a poll to get them to make a extended version of the intro
I would love that
VOTE HERE
Straight FIRE!
Make it so!!!!
And that’s why they call him THE ULTIMATE DRIVER
He's the driver boy. He's the one who drives
@@kingofavation7007 the car horn is ding dong bing bong
THE ULTIMATE SICK JOKE
His execution would be getting put in the place of one of the NPCs he ran over
This reference is very much welcome in a Game Grumps environment.
As expected this goes from-
“Use your blinkers.” to “Back over him!”
I got really embarrassed when Arin was said “I thought they followed, like, human rules”, meanwhile I use my blinker even when no ones behind me because I’m a SQUARE apparently
You are a square >:)
It's just so ingrained to the back of your brain that it happens automatically
Good, please keep doing that, the habit is very important
Arin: "Naw, I'm actually a really safe driver."
Also Arin: "I ran a red light the other day."
No one got hurt, so its fine.
Red light cams got me at a light got a friggin ticket
@@abigaillafey3551 I mean you shpuldnt be angry that you broke the law
Ehh even safe drivers make mistakes
Judging by his description of the scene I'd say it's the fault of bad intersection design rather than a lack of safety while driving
"You came in a little hot, there." Omfg Dan, giving me flashbacks to panic inducing driving lessons with my dad.
My dad would also tell me that but in bed
It really feels like Arin is taking a driving class and Dan is his laidback instructor.
I really want to see this animated.
I can just imagine a learner and driving instructor: “Does my free time end when I kill a pedestrian?” *** kills a pedestrian *** “Yup”
edit: thanks @Meximagician
@@Andriale I always use three asterisks in a row, then space them away from the words *** shows example ***
Exactly!
The game got exponentially more interesting after they started hitting pedestrians.
"Mom can I get GTA?"
"We have GTA at home"
GTA at Home:
Lol the hud is pulled from san andreas
I haven't gotten through this yet, but oooohhh nnuuuuu
When your mum gets grand test auto instead of grand theft auto
She's not wrong
Grand Test Auto
26:53 I love this exchange. The way Arin defensively says "look.."
This is what happens when someone asks the question “what if I obeyed all traffic laws while playing GTA?”
For real I did that one day for fun as a kid on GTA4
I kinda want to do that right now.
You mean me
I actually did that in mafia when I was 15. I was desperate to get more practice before my test.
@@spaantz Me too but also stand on NPC's car and shoot to make 'em panic drive.
Arin: "Remember to use your blinkers!" *immediately crashes into parked car*
Me: *spits coffee all over myself*
Never drink something in the middle of something funny happening on game grumps
But did he use his blinker tho? If so it was clearly the parked car`s fault...
That’s my driving style.
Of all the "Random Driving Simulator" indie games I've seen, this one is clearly the most polished. There's a whole boat load of absolute garbage driving sims out there, this dev should be proud.
Agreed
Seconded
i love that this episode starts with arin revealing he's a safe driver and then going back to the usual of "i'm bored let's hit a pedestrian by ramming another car into them"
"Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
"Yup."
I wish I could draw well enough to do a GG animated for this.
"Were you worried about your driver's test?"
"No, it was super easy"
Arin, you've said that about many things, not much were accurate
I was scared, but when I actually took it was super easy. Like a 4 min circle. I pulled into a highway, turned onto a backroad, cruised through a neighborhood, pull back on the highway, and parked in reverse
Well, he also said he 100%ed Sonic Adventure 2.
Florida driving tests are TERRIFYINGLY easy.
It’s easy right now which is what’s scary my local dmv won’t even get in the car with you they just stand outside if it make you drive in a circle and park
@@andrewmcgaughey931 WHOA REALLY?! Omg I hadn't even thought about people getting their license during covid.. shit that's crazy! I waited until I was like 22 before I got my license because I was *terrified*
18:34 I wasn't ready for just how serious that was. I'm crying laughing, but wow.
Turn in your keys
Game was like "NOPE. NUH-UH."
@@KendraEevee😂
“No, driving isn’t scary. Think of all the dumb people, and their driving.”
Uh, that’s what scares me lol
I have horrible anxiety just being a passenger, knowing arin said that just makes me more scared 😭😭😭
Thats exactly what i was just saying to my husband lmaooo
It's horrifying for motorcyclists! 😂
@@thestrider4500 They’re on a motorcycle. They should be terrified of themselves. Who chooses to drive a more dangerous car?
I forget who said it, but to paraphrase them think about the average intelligence, and then think about how half of the population is below that.
"dumb as a bag of hammers" was one of my favourites
and i always liked to add a twist to an insult to keep it a bit more unique.
"some people are a few cents short of a dollar, but in your case someone added tax"
My grandmother would say someone is "as sharp as a marble". Enjoyable.
added tax to the dollar? like they had higher expectations to fail?
I thought I made it up, but i could be wrong.
"You're not just a tool, you're the whole box"
“Is this where JFK was shot? It looks very familiar.” ...There something you wanna tell is Arin?
The intro was by far one the best ones they've had in a while. Also, I love it when they play driving games like this. Reminds me of their pizza driver episodes!
Also, them running pedestrians over was so good. Definitely gonna be in the next laughter comp.
11:13 Imagine driving down the street and doing an oopsie and you hear Arin's voice distantly screaming at you
“Soft Gentle Considerate Taxi” would sell TERRIBLY
What about Consensual Taxi?
But as a dating sim? Billion dollar idea
Haha yea dating a taxicab
@@VultureSkins That is a genuinely great idea
It would have 200K streamers on twitch for one day then disappear forever
Arin: Chooses California
Also Arin 1 minute later: Oh, we're in Europe
I like how they were like let's go to Canada! And then they chose California over the Canada package
Dan realizing the California pack was locked after being so excited; “aww”
Arin not wanting to let his excited buddy down;
“NONONO WE CAN STILL GET IT I CAN BUY IT”
Dan: “:D”
We're literally in the middle of a lockdown, how does a driving lessons simulator not make sense as a project one would want to develop
that's astonishingly logical
Who's locked down? Things are closed earlier but it's not a lockdown I'm on the east coast
@@BradPwnsU I wrote this comment during the second wave when many European countries such as mine (France) locked down. Currently we're free but curfewed at 6pm and it's really still the second wave afaik
Stage name: California
Arin: "Oh we're in Europe" "Is this where JFK was shot?"
nothing says Cali like European traffic signs, license plates, and phone booths
Right? Imagine how confusing it was for JFK!
To be fair this looks nothing like California. Especially with the sporadic rain. California is either no rain or raining all day. The street signs and lines on the roads don't look like anywhere in America either.
It says California,but it's really Europe.
If it was Europe wouldn’t they be driving on the left?
Arin: “Does my free ride end when I hit a man”
Proceeds to hits someone with a car
Arin: “Yup!!!!!”
Car of duty; hit a man
This series is the best please play another episode 🤣
... what? are you stupid? There isn't any MORE of this game. It sounds like what you want is just a Grumps podcast.
Car of duty
@@Grizzled_Spacer_2 noice
@@Grizzled_Spacer_2 I’m about to fix it, thank you
Car of duty hit a man flippin killed me dude😂😂
Dan:"what happens when you hit a pedestrian with your car"
Arin:" alright, let's do it"
This begs for an animation.
Dan as the driving instructor, Arin as the teen.
Dan as the policeman that pulls Arin over.
For all those complaining about Dangonrompa, they recently got the achievement for finishing chapter 4 on their steam account, so more is coming
Thank you
Wooooh!!!
Oh good, I thought they dropped the game. Glad I was wrong, thanks!
Thanks so much haha I was getting worried
Thank you, kind internet sleuth!
I would like to see an animated with Dan as the instructor and Arin just crashing into stuff 😂
And then make the person look like Ross or another person that they know I’m bad
Look at the boys having fun with each other, it's the best!
Please keep your comments G rated.
"G" for Good Going Grump Guys! xD
Man... This episode feels so right. The Grumps, back together again, with a B list game that's just good/bad enough to be fun, and a whole lot of laughs. FeelsGoodMan
“Nice coat”
“Thanks I bought it at JC Penney”
6:47
UH HUH! UH HUH! UH HUH! *Nods head* 😃
"There's so many buttons! It's hard!" there's literally the same number of things to do as when you are actually driving a car
Arin, Arin no. Arin we can't lose you to the police again
21:57
Arin: "It's like a Countryman."
Dan: "What does that mean?"
Me: "The other two options are Friends and Romans"
"Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
-Arin Hanson, 2020
I'd love to be the insurance person Arin talks to when he gets into an accident.
This whole episode could be animated.
Should*
God Arin quit waiting until you're at the intersection to signal! You should signal BEFORE so people know what to expect
"STOP! In the name of TRAFFIC" was so funny to me i cannot believe they didnt laugh for a couple minutes
as someone with terrible driving anxiety, this video simultaneously made me feel a lot better and a lot worse about driving
Arin went from Arin "Star Driver" Hansen, to GTA main character real quick
Vote for your favorite title:
Driving Thing or Whatever
Extremely Sane Taxi
I like extremely sane taxi
Arin not thinking he should use his blinker just because no one was there gives me an ungodly amount of stress.
11:02 Ah yes, infront of a fire hydrant. The ultimate parking space.
"Is driving scary?"
"Nah man think of all the stupid people in the world and they all drive"
That's what I'm scared of...
That's exactly why it's scary!
Lol right? The stupid people are WHY I'm scared! 😂
"Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
*kills a man*
"Yep."
For all you dangangrappa fans, how the hell do you think these kids can go to school? that's right, the mom needs a driver license and a car, just think of this as a Dangalagan prequel.
I went for my G1 back in June, and my mindset was literally "If all those stupid people can pass the test, so can you", so that bit was pretty relatable.
The thought of getting my drivers license terrifies me cause I _am_ those stupid people lmao
Is g1 a Canadian thing?
@@rayg.7861 no
@@wdm2112 aight
@@rayg.7861 bro he lied to you, it totally is lol
I'm amazed that neither Arin or Dan compared Arin being stuck to the scene from the first Austin Powers movie where Austin was stuck between the two walls hahaha
I really thought Arin was out here putting his blinker on to hit a pedestrian
Arin: "I'm like the safest driver."
5 minutes later
Arin: I ran a red light the other day.
If this video has taught me anything, Arin cannot be trusted on the road
26:39 "I'm gonna take a left here"
Me: Alright then, it's fine.
I just said "Arin, that's not - alright you do you, Big Cat."
It's 7 hours later and I'm still laughing at, "Turn on the wipers when it rains."
Danny: "Stop! Good GOD man."
I feel you Danny. i feel you
14:21 Dan, falling asleep to rain is the most comforting feeling in the world, rainy days on those half cold nights after a long session of minecraft... absolute treasure of a night.
"Were you scared?"
"No, the test was easy."
*immediately drives 5 feet and crashes*
Heart: I want Danganronpa
Mind: Maybe they should play something different to trigger the algorithm
Facts, I wanna Dan-gone-rampah so badly XD
The start of them actually driving was PERFECT.
Can't figure out what "go" is for 5 minutes and the crach in the first 2 feet.
Fucking beautiful
"Does my free ride end if I kill a man?" The answer is yes, like IRL.
@@Corpseplower I don’t understand this reference.
@@Corpseplower Oh
I totally understand Dan's cozy feeling when it rains... I absolutely LOVE the rain. It helps me sleep.
"Let's go to the 'Rono!"
But we're specifically trying to avoid getting the 'rono.
People say Tronna if they're from there or near enough
Witnessing Arin drive a car in a consequence-free environment while Dan backseat-grandmas him is one of those unexpected joys some people build afterlife myths around.
the thumbnail of this video is perfect
I love how you can see the exact moment when Arin decides to run someone over
32:18
I love how quickly his brain went there. *sees pedestrian directly infront of him* *proceeds to stay on course so he can mow them down in the street*
"Does my free ride end if I kill a man?"
*crunch*
"Yep"
I love how Aaron completely glossed over the fact that FL doesn’t require parallel parking to get your license when Dan mentioned his.
This is actually really relaxing. Feels like 2 bros just driving around town, chilling and joking.
Edit: as soon as I posted, they hit a pedestrian 😂 my goodness
Nothing like hanging with the bros and casual premeditated murder
@@jamescanjuggle Does it really count as "premeditated", though? It looked pretty spur-of-the-moment to me.
2020: It's about the very tumultuous, upsetting, stressful journey.
26:35 - "I'm gonna take a left here" - as he turns right. That's the Arin we all love. He knows what he is doing but brain says the exact opposite xD
As a teenager who's just learning to drive, "Oh my god there's so many buttons!" is exactly what it feels like.
"'Cause this is an indie developer, right?"
"No nintendo made this"
"Oh. Oh ok"
"Just kidding"
"Oh! Alright"
...
"Come on, man"
This is one of those simple games that I could watch the grumps play forever bc it’s relaxing and gives them time to tell us stories 💖
this needs to be animated with Dan as the driving instructor.
Me: “Hey Billy what’s your favorite episode of GG”
Billy: “I like the one where they run into other cars for a very looooooooooong time”
“There wasn’t anybody behind me!” How many people have told cops that, right after an accident?
arin: *very much commits a traffic violation*
also arin: oh come on-