Is this the WORST Nintendo Switch game? - Vroom in the sky

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  • @technomorph6798
    @technomorph6798 5 років тому +3604

    “The nintendo seal of quality is long dead”
    Thats a fucking amazing quote

    • @XCAltoona
      @XCAltoona 5 років тому +68

      lbh the standard for that has almost always been 'does the game turn on, have controls, and generally not crash'

    • @technomorph6798
      @technomorph6798 5 років тому +37

      I mean since the NES it’s kinda been like that, though in those days fake cartridges where easier to make so not all shitty NES games are approved officially

    • @justsomejojo
      @justsomejojo 5 років тому +19

      @@XCAltoona I mean, if we go by that, the seal was dead the moment indie games got to be on Nintendo platforms. Not to hate on indies, but man, did some of them crash hard on the Wii U - my favorite example is the first version of Earthlock. And on the Switch, oh boy. Even worse, but now it's big name games too. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 crashed on me quite a few times and the texture loading, while not gamebreaking, was certainly not the highest quality.

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 5 років тому

      Technomorph more like amazing fact

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 5 років тому +14

      So is "attempt to tie my flaccid penis containing an entire cotton swab into a knot"
      It's definitely something I'll never say but will dream of.

  • @MrJradproductions
    @MrJradproductions 5 років тому +3384

    "There is only tree"
    "Sometimes thats how it is"
    Thats heavy man

    • @BardFromEntry
      @BardFromEntry 5 років тому +75

      It really do be like that sometimes

    • @gagaface26
      @gagaface26 4 роки тому +14

      Sometimes all I have is a little tree, man.

    • @WelloBello
      @WelloBello 4 роки тому +32

      They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

    • @filthytea328
      @filthytea328 4 роки тому +2

      Heavy gun man

    • @Gman-lb5uk
      @Gman-lb5uk 4 роки тому +3

      Always has been

  • @capismycopilot9393
    @capismycopilot9393 4 роки тому +1279

    I can’t believe they missed “I’ve never been fall over.” “That’s how it is.”

    • @boobchimp4635
      @boobchimp4635 4 роки тому +34

      I thought the exact same thing, I feel like they would’ve died laughing

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 3 роки тому +7

      yeah that fucking killed me, not them missing it, the dialog.

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 3 роки тому

      GIVE ME FIVE!

  • @JohnSmith-ep6bj
    @JohnSmith-ep6bj 5 років тому +2886

    My favorite thing is when Arin gets FULLY invested in a garbage game

    • @s7robin105
      @s7robin105 4 роки тому +56

      He shits on popular games but defends garbage like this

    • @an0rangutan
      @an0rangutan 4 роки тому +17

      And simultaneously hates popular/good games

    • @timeforvintagepancakes9751
      @timeforvintagepancakes9751 4 роки тому +76

      The fact that the two of you seem to think popular and good are synonyms is why your opinions aren't worth consideration.

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 4 роки тому +67

      Like Where’s Waldo or Gubble. Gubble is actually one of my absolute FAVORITE episodes of GG because it perfectly shows the difference between them and most Let’s Players. Don’t get me wrong, I love Mark and Jack, but they usually play popular, higher quality games. The Grumps take a god-awful shitty game, and turn it into a fucking hilarious episode.
      And alternatively, I also ADORE when he shits on popular games, particularly because I haven’t really played any of the “classic” video games that everyone loves, so I just love him trying to defend his rage.

    • @s7robin105
      @s7robin105 4 роки тому +21

      Time For Pancakes It’s not that I think popular and good are the same thing. However when you hate something only because it’s popular or other people like it that’s the problem

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 5 років тому +1237

    11:18:
    Magigirl - "I'm scared of night town."
    Cockatoo - *"I understand."*

  • @DakkonAkrossa
    @DakkonAkrossa 5 років тому +2207

    "Arin I want to go home" is the most game grumps phrase I've ever heard.

    • @insertfunnynamehere214
      @insertfunnynamehere214 4 роки тому +42

      Dan can never go home. He is trapped in Arin’s basement forever.

    • @CelesteisUndead
      @CelesteisUndead 3 роки тому +4

      Timestamp if you don't mind?

    • @MagicPiglet
      @MagicPiglet 3 роки тому +9

      @@CelesteisUndead It's at 19:21

    • @jackmazeika5594
      @jackmazeika5594 3 роки тому +4

      Apart from “wait, what am I doing?”

    • @jjboi6008
      @jjboi6008 3 роки тому +4

      My favorite is, “what’s green and red and smells like shit? Green and red shit.”

  • @ThomasLinkon
    @ThomasLinkon 5 років тому +1140

    Dan: "Arin."
    Arin: "Yeah?"
    Dan: "This sucks."
    Cochin: "That's how it is."

  • @eoincampbell1584
    @eoincampbell1584 5 років тому +1799

    Magical Girl: "I'm the desert princess"
    Evil Magical Girl: "...."
    Magical Girl: "say something!"
    This reminds me of Arin begging Dan to "just pitty laugh please!"

  • @CrimePaint
    @CrimePaint 5 років тому +518

    The best thing about it is the dialogue in lower left corner.
    Witch: "I found the gas tank! Woah, That's round!"
    Cochin: "So what?"

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 3 роки тому +32

      I'm scared of night town.
      *I understand.*

    • @Faith-lx7jn
      @Faith-lx7jn 3 роки тому +33

      “There is only tree”
      “Sometimes, that is how it is.”

    • @hippotripo6145
      @hippotripo6145 3 роки тому +9

      “Oh! Shooting star!”
      “It’s just your imagination”

  • @ImNotThatOneDude
    @ImNotThatOneDude 5 років тому +459

    12:43
    "Where is this?"
    "Relax"
    IT SOUNDS LIKE THE CONCHIN IS KIDNAPPING THE WITCH XD

  • @beeathstar
    @beeathstar 5 років тому +742

    17:05
    “Magical girl is a comfortable job!”
    “Did you?”
    I absolutely lost it at that point.

    • @someidiotmetalhead
      @someidiotmetalhead 5 років тому +16

      Even Oblivion dialog wasn't that nonsensical

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 5 років тому +24

      @@someidiotmetalhead Did she tho?

    • @l1z4rdbr34th90
      @l1z4rdbr34th90 5 років тому +2

      I think it's trying to be "Engrish" but failing.

    • @Siyrehn
      @Siyrehn 5 років тому +17

      7:20
      "I've never been fall over."
      "That's how it is."

    • @ReneePrower
      @ReneePrower 5 років тому +2

      SAME ACTUALLY

  • @WaDarkPhoenix
    @WaDarkPhoenix 5 років тому +2083

    The review Dan read sounded exactly like Arin's Mickey Mousecapade monologue

    • @decoolfool4166
      @decoolfool4166 4 роки тому +111

      Witches! I don't like evil in my games!

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 роки тому +141

      "id rather tie my flaccid penis with an entire cotton swab in a knot than play this game"
      i didnt realize how funny that line truly is when you read it in their mickey mouse voice

    • @demoninblack6011
      @demoninblack6011 4 роки тому +36

      ItsRuby GD AND ITS PROBABLY BETTER THAN THIS GAME

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 роки тому +29

      @@demoninblack6011 come on, game developers! Get it together!

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 4 роки тому +36

      Why is she not using her broom? Isn’t she a wiiitch?!

  • @Kenv_
    @Kenv_ 5 років тому +930

    7:21
    "I've never been fall over."
    "That's how it is."

    • @skiesquiggles7319
      @skiesquiggles7319 5 років тому +37

      Truly a gamer moment

    • @nitidiuscula
      @nitidiuscula 5 років тому +114

      17:05
      "Magical girl is a comfortable job!"
      "Did you?"

    • @AllHailKingKurt
      @AllHailKingKurt 5 років тому +9

      Words of wisdon

    • @squarsh8493
      @squarsh8493 5 років тому +28

      That's their way of saying "it be like that sometimes homie"

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 5 років тому

      It’s like a bot

  • @samtheshowman8532
    @samtheshowman8532 4 роки тому +649

    Almost every other game:
    Arin-"This sucks!"
    Dan-"This is great"
    Vroom in the Night Sky:
    Arin-"This is great"
    Dan-"This Sucks"

    • @caffi1
      @caffi1 3 роки тому +7

      Its gobble all over again

    • @kappnk9821
      @kappnk9821 3 роки тому +24

      @@caffi1 WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING *GUBBLE*

    • @ve3t0r12
      @ve3t0r12 3 роки тому +1

      Shit Dude

    • @Dorian_Scott
      @Dorian_Scott 2 роки тому +2

      You can really hear the hesitation in Arin's voice when he compliments this game.

    • @TheChallenger1000
      @TheChallenger1000 2 роки тому +2

      Me-"This sucks greatly!"

  • @66Roses
    @66Roses 4 роки тому +291

    "Magical girl is a comfortable job."
    "Did you ?"

  • @EmissaryofWind
    @EmissaryofWind 5 років тому +1045

    Arin: "This ain't so bad"
    Narrator: *It was, in fact, so bad.*

    • @thornwall6303
      @thornwall6303 4 роки тому +15

      "It's not that bad" I was honestly expecting Dan to say "Yeah, well it's not that good either!"

  • @PhilTheHappyWanderer
    @PhilTheHappyWanderer 5 років тому +398

    I love the concept of a witch refusing to use a broom, going out, purchasing and maintaining a motorcycle and imbueing it with the ability to fly. Also there are no animations whatsoever. Best game 10/10.

    • @aduck5639
      @aduck5639 5 років тому +15

      The animation team spent their whole budget on the white creature...

    • @ahsunk6537
      @ahsunk6537 5 років тому +10

      Its so weird how you don't notice that she has a broom with her till the review mentions it

    • @CravensBen
      @CravensBen 5 років тому +7

      wow I didn’t even notice the staunch lack of animation 😂 what a strange phenomenon this game is

    • @tavnazian4613
      @tavnazian4613 5 років тому +4

      The star rings turn. That's the most animation it has

  • @ha1eyg
    @ha1eyg 5 років тому +342

    5:09
    “There is only tree...”
    “That’s how it is.”
    Did the game developers just say they’re too lazy to make more obstacles lmao

    • @ScottishDark
      @ScottishDark 5 років тому +1

      I could imagine they may have tried to go for a climate change angle and that there are so little trees. But that's a guess.

    • @hinabihyuga1963
      @hinabihyuga1963 5 років тому

      "That's how it is"

  • @bendystrawz2832
    @bendystrawz2832 5 років тому +376

    "Yea I'll review Vroom in the Night Sky...but I'm doing it my way."
    "Well we have no one else willing, so deal."
    " 'This hot garbage...' "

  • @blazewolf32
    @blazewolf32 5 років тому +410

    "There is only tree..."
    "That's how it is"

    • @Jeff-dw5zf
      @Jeff-dw5zf 3 роки тому +1

      Well sometimes, that’s how it is...

  • @MikeHesk742
    @MikeHesk742 5 років тому +553

    They didnt comment on the amazing dialogue during missions nearly enough:
    "Magical girl is a comfortable job!"
    "Did you?"

    • @astute_potato
      @astute_potato 5 років тому +23

      For real! There were some absolute gems in there.

    • @saltydog9185
      @saltydog9185 5 років тому +40

      “I’ve never been fall over.”
      “That’s how it is.”
      Perfection!

    • @LeudieBlues
      @LeudieBlues 5 років тому +2

      God the blind idiot translation schtick is great 😂

    • @donutosaurus
      @donutosaurus 5 років тому +5

      captlaserrage I agree. I was reading them the whole time and dying laughing

    • @austync3798
      @austync3798 5 років тому +16

      “The sky doesn’t get congested.”
      “No traffic jam!”
      “Exactly!”

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 5 років тому +1185

    Geeze, this whole game feels like it was translated by the folks who did "Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?".

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 років тому +4

      Calm down with the comments man

    • @stragmar
      @stragmar 5 років тому +2

      So do the reviews

    • @youthgirl08
      @youthgirl08 5 років тому +2

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @aidandrakeley9507
      @aidandrakeley9507 5 років тому +1

      Jonathan Robinson didn’t even see this but commented the same thing

    • @laurenhague4439
      @laurenhague4439 5 років тому

      I had the same thought lmao

  • @gloomyjinx
    @gloomyjinx 5 років тому +387

    5:05
    "there is only tree...."
    "that's how it is."

  • @straightfilthymcfooks6547
    @straightfilthymcfooks6547 5 років тому +308

    When you loose points it’s a “Magical failure” I love it

    • @mrpresident8546
      @mrpresident8546 4 роки тому +4

      Straight Filthy McFooks just like the game

    • @mslabo102s2
      @mslabo102s2 2 роки тому +1

      It was probably an untranslatable pun.

  • @goodtoast8490
    @goodtoast8490 5 років тому +273

    The fact that there is a VIOLENT SETTING FOR
    V I B R A T I O N. Thats all i need to know this is game of the year sorry botw but you’re OUTTA HERE!!!

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 5 років тому +38

      It overclocks the controllers to vibrate so fast that, not only do they turn the bones and soft tissues of your hands to powder, they violate the laws of physics.

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 3 роки тому +7

      @@theguylivinginyourwalls i dont think hands are the target

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@nox_luna You raise an interesting point...

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna 3 роки тому +4

      @@theguylivinginyourwalls dan and arin raised it first when they talked about the review lmao
      "set rumble to violent and stick it up your ***"
      i made that point before seeing the video though, so i know how they think anyways.
      edit: why is yt being naughtzees (spelt wrong on purpose) with swearing i said the synonym for donkey and they removed my comment, dan literally said it and yt isnt getting mad at him.

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 3 роки тому +1

      @@nox_luna Eh, YT is real uppity about no-no things nowadays.

  • @Trashley
    @Trashley 5 років тому +669

    I'm a little annoyed that Arin and Dan missed all the good horrible dialogue with broken english

  • @YoungFLUFFS
    @YoungFLUFFS 5 років тому +597

    "what's the worst reviewed game?"
    "Superman 64"
    "let's just do that again"

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 роки тому +22

      I feel like people would've killed for a homing shot that tags the rings for them in Superman 64.

  • @Nyaiv
    @Nyaiv 5 років тому +292

    "I'm scared of night town."
    "I understand."

  • @whitneymouse
    @whitneymouse 5 років тому +89

    8:49 so disappointed they missed “Tsukie is a Luna. Teruko is a Shining Star. I think that’s good.” WTF does that mean? 😂

  • @NotSceptile
    @NotSceptile 5 років тому +110

    5:07
    "There is only tree..."
    "That's how it is."
    Too true, strange fairy creature, too true

  • @RadicalCapitol
    @RadicalCapitol 5 років тому +1960

    Please say Dan's gonna play Link's Awakening...

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 5 років тому +1951

    This is secretly a Superman 64 remake in disguise.

    • @manfredvkarma
      @manfredvkarma 5 років тому +31

      Now I want them to Play Superman 64

    • @buhrurururui
      @buhrurururui 5 років тому +10

      I think they did it already.

    • @PyroSirBrad
      @PyroSirBrad 5 років тому +13

      It's the devil in disguise.

    • @manfredvkarma
      @manfredvkarma 5 років тому +1

      @@buhrurururui When?

    • @buhrurururui
      @buhrurururui 5 років тому +4

      @@manfredvkarma I thought but no they haven't. I could have swore I saw them playing it.

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 5 років тому +716

    Please play the Untitled Goose Game. I am having a blast with it!!!

    • @Flip_91FTW
      @Flip_91FTW 5 років тому +12

      It's really worth buying? I couldn't tell if it was just another meme game shovelware or if it looked genuinely fun.
      Honestly a bit of a problem with the Switch and E shop at the moment is the amount of games coming out all the time. It's some times hard to know what's worth playing and what's not because you only have so much time to play everything lol

    • @hugobarrios6151
      @hugobarrios6151 5 років тому +20

      @@Flip_91FTW Its definitely worth it, the developers put so much care into the project

    • @thebippy
      @thebippy 5 років тому +21

      I do not regret dropping 15 USD on it. At all. I didn't realise I had such a deep desire to terrorize villagers with HONKs in goosey form. It's pretty clear the devs really put their hearts into the game

    • @batmabel
      @batmabel 5 років тому +15

      @@Flip_91FTW It's a fenomenal game, really really fun and clever, but if this is something that bothers you be mindful that you can finish the game in like, 4 hours. They would be 4 amazing hours, though.

    • @NinjaPtatoe
      @NinjaPtatoe 5 років тому +4

      @@Flip_91FTW honestly I didn't think it was worth it, it's funny but the gag wears off by the end

  • @aimieelemieux9932
    @aimieelemieux9932 5 років тому +218

    Arin: "Do you wanna feel the violence?"
    Dan: Yes please

  • @liverenjoyer
    @liverenjoyer 5 років тому +367

    ”I’ve never been fall over”
    ”That’s how it is”
    *TEN OUTTA TEEEEEN*

    • @runo4155
      @runo4155 4 роки тому +6

      "Magical Girl is comfortable job!"
      "Did you?"

    • @softsoap.3152
      @softsoap.3152 4 роки тому +1

      No traffic jam

  • @annhughes404
    @annhughes404 5 років тому +592

    1991
    Or as Dan would say
    The first nineteen ninety.

    • @AltName7
      @AltName7 5 років тому +16

      Or he was talking about "1990 1" the release year of the critically acclaimed "7 Grand Dad".

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 5 років тому +5

      nah dude it's 1990 version 1.0, not 1990 version 2.0

    • @gigantomastiaCuddler
      @gigantomastiaCuddler 5 років тому +1

      he meant 1990

    • @HespersQuest
      @HespersQuest 5 років тому

      @@dkjcb3993 I'm waiting for 1990 2.0. Maybe we can have less suffering and better graphics

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 5 років тому +1

      For best effect, read in a serious and intense tone of voice:
      It was the one thousand nine hundred ninety first year of our lord, on the twenty first day of the sixth month, the month of June...

  • @Rennnix
    @Rennnix 5 років тому +209

    arin: hey i'm grump
    danny: i'm not so grump
    also danny: this game is ass
    arin: it's not that bad

  • @legoplex
    @legoplex 5 років тому +306

    i really like the art direction + concept...but the execution...ohhhhh

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 5 років тому +27

      Okay okay okay, witches on motorbikes instead of brooms? I could go for that if it were a fun game.
      It's not too far off from a Hat in Time where you get a scooter, except that game is actually fun.

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 5 років тому +8

      @@brendan9734 That's like Harry Potter thing, I like the idea of witches on motorcycles, but this game isn't exciting in the slightest.

    • @calikov
      @calikov 5 років тому +1

      I know! This could've been a fun game, but just.. no...

  • @jhclementine4138
    @jhclementine4138 5 років тому +100

    "I've never been fall over." "That's how it is." had me in tears and they didn't even see it. This game is excellent.

  • @ozir2070
    @ozir2070 5 років тому +232

    From the creators of “The rumor come out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay?”

    • @jennyhughey7557
      @jennyhughey7557 5 років тому +18

      And the translation team of Pantsu Hunter: today is football

    • @flinflam
      @flinflam 4 роки тому +2

      "Vroom in the Night Sky" the -best- worst game to exist

  • @brandonxdoes1
    @brandonxdoes1 5 років тому +178

    “My eyes are itchy!”
    “Don’t close your eyes!”
    I like how Arin said this doesn’t make much sense when she needs to see to drive the damn thing 3mph. What if she runs into a tree??
    “There is only tree...”
    “That’s how it is.”

    • @l3afeont3a81
      @l3afeont3a81 5 років тому +6

      but you have to close your eyes while driving. Called blinking. I think that's what he was meaning ha ha

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 5 років тому +235

    It’s like they stole assets from A Hat In Time to reskin Superman 64

  • @TheArcWielder
    @TheArcWielder 5 років тому +170

    The game concept isn't too bad, just the execution. Keep the motorcycle/witch thing and change it from just flying through rings to something where you're stunting and having fun on the cycle like Jet Set Radio or a Tony Hawk game

    • @shuttzi9878
      @shuttzi9878 5 років тому +15

      I mean its a 4.5/10 game
      its the best of the worst games on the switch i would say
      It's not that bad as people say really but u know. It's just a meme
      If it was 2$ i would've bought it because its cute

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 4 роки тому

      So Durarara where you play a teenage Celty?

    • @sansnom5269
      @sansnom5269 4 роки тому +5

      I just realized, watching this trainwreck, that not only the graphics are outdated and clunky, but also completely out of proportion . The titular witch is bigger than trees and cars, giant for the size of the buildings, being almost the size of two or three windows.
      Factories are tinier than some houses, those being twice the size of roads, and the list goes on...
      But it's alright, since the map itself it's useless, with the air rings appearing (mostly) on random parts of the sky, eliminating any sense of obstacle or variety.
      So yes, pure garbage.

    • @mishratocasia1220
      @mishratocasia1220 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I feel like if this was made like a big studio, like Nintendo, they would have had the budget to fix the problems. But because it was made by a third party with a small budget and small team, I'm assuming, it didn't do well.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 4 роки тому

      TheArcWielder or even just a silly fly around the city and don’t hit nothing game

  • @spencers5898
    @spencers5898 4 роки тому +93

    As frustrating as it may be sometimes, it's also oddly reassuring to know that my boy Arin is still out there skipping tutorials and regretting it.

  • @PixelBlue11913
    @PixelBlue11913 5 років тому +65

    15:23
    "Big Airplane! amazing!"
    "You can fly without airplane"

  • @brittanyschreindl9434
    @brittanyschreindl9434 5 років тому +551

    “TERRIBLE SOUND EFFECTS”
    *has the same sound effects as Dream Daddy*

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 5 років тому +57

      I didn't hear him stutter.
      👏🏻

    • @sindequill
      @sindequill 5 років тому +43

      I'm glad someone else noticed

    • @rainbowdrizzle5181
      @rainbowdrizzle5181 5 років тому +38

      Came to the comments to say this. Crazy they didn't notice.

    • @manyabrana
      @manyabrana 5 років тому +17

      I wondered why it sounded so familiar!

    • @savanna2286
      @savanna2286 5 років тому +43

      maybe they covered the real sound so they dont get demonised.

  • @Daymusik
    @Daymusik 5 років тому +113

    17:03
    "Magical girl is a comfortable job!"
    "Did you ?"
    Why do I feel like that's a poorly translated "u wot?"

    • @AR-wt3by
      @AR-wt3by 4 роки тому +3

      I think of it as
      "I'm so good at this!"
      "...are you sure?"

  • @caustic9947
    @caustic9947 5 років тому +290

    A lot of these sound effects are also in Dream Daddy? Like the "brrrrrrrrrrrrrum" sound and that weird clank? I'm sure they're free stock sound effects, but it's a hell of a coincidence.

    • @DukeEllision329
      @DukeEllision329 5 років тому +3

      Yeah

    • @Quintwuzhere
      @Quintwuzhere 5 років тому +62

      I literally almost choked on my drink when I heard the brrruum noise because it just gave me warm fuzzy flashbacks to making Craig eggplant.

    • @cael_aj
      @cael_aj 5 років тому +25

      I was wondering if I was just crazy or if they were actually the same, but I was hoping someone else would comment about it. Definitely made me want to play Dream Daddy again.

    • @caustic9947
      @caustic9947 5 років тому +16

      @@Quintwuzhere I was playing on the dream daddy app (ironically) while I was watching this and when I heard that sound in the video I thought I was having a fever dream

    • @BluePhoenix7373
      @BluePhoenix7373 5 років тому +8

      I wondered if anyone else was going to comment on the shocking similarity of those “hideous sound effects.” I’ll admit that initially I wasn’t really watching the video, only listening to the audio, but after hearing the eggplant sound (and remembering my time with the dreamy Hugo Vega) and something that sounded remarkably similar to the “you picked the wrong reply” sound, I maybe tuned in a little more.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 5 років тому +49

    16:03
    "I am a fairy!"
    "What was going on?"
    Pretty accurate summary of the game.

  • @benjaminfenty8745
    @benjaminfenty8745 4 роки тому +194

    7:05 animation starts, you're welcome

  • @bluerexplaysgames722
    @bluerexplaysgames722 5 років тому +143

    "Magical Girl is a comfortable job!"
    "Did you?"
    Quadruple A, 13/10, GOTY.

    • @JayTorin
      @JayTorin 5 років тому +3

      Has a little something for everyone, 10/10

  • @BigboyBeanieboy
    @BigboyBeanieboy 5 років тому +385

    People say "Don't judge a book by its cover" but oh God.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 років тому +5

      Cover looks great and game looks great, I think you can do that

    • @bboyhanvzla
      @bboyhanvzla 5 років тому +6

      "That's how it is"

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 5 років тому +1

      People say not to judge a book by its cover, but sometimes people are stupid. This is very clearly ome of those times

    • @imnotcreative27
      @imnotcreative27 5 років тому

      *Clutching the ooze* I think that statement is true actually. The game looks somewhat proper until you look further into it lmao

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 5 років тому +1

      @@ewwpoorpeople5684 "This is very clearly ome of those times" ... *INDEED*

  • @marsil602the2nd
    @marsil602the2nd 5 років тому +182

    7:20 "I've never been fall over"
    "thats how it is"
    wtf are these dialogues

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 5 років тому +2

      Can you not recognize art?

    • @calebv123
      @calebv123 5 років тому +5

      thats how it is

    • @ajdude9
      @ajdude9 5 років тому +2

      It be like that sometimes.

    • @TotalTuxedo
      @TotalTuxedo 5 років тому +3

      They're speaking the language of the gods.

  • @bernadettebread
    @bernadettebread 5 років тому +84

    Arin desperately wanting to like the cute witches despite terrible gameplay for 20 minutes

  • @thetraveler2224
    @thetraveler2224 4 роки тому +84

    Superman 64 called he wants his rings back.

  • @dubiousdeliquite6641
    @dubiousdeliquite6641 5 років тому +320

    Shame they missed
    "There is only tree"
    "Thats how it is"

    • @calebfoley5872
      @calebfoley5872 5 років тому +5

      Dubious Deliquite I really wanted them to comment on that

    • @SparksElm16857
      @SparksElm16857 5 років тому +3

      Today is football

    • @halcyonaut_
      @halcyonaut_ 5 років тому +4

      And "Shine your light!" "What?"

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 5 років тому

      Thats how it be

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 5 років тому +214

    I thought there was a hidden edit at the beginning, because the screen that says "About Vroom in the Night Sky" is written in classic Grump Edit font.

    • @kurowasanabe
      @kurowasanabe 5 років тому +35

      This whole thing look like something Ben made as a gag. Maybe even a goof.

    • @jonathanrobinson8926
      @jonathanrobinson8926 5 років тому

      @@kurowasanabe Lol right?

    • @ICULooking
      @ICULooking 5 років тому +4

      @@kurowasanabe someone fucking goofed

    • @AllHailKingKurt
      @AllHailKingKurt 5 років тому +15

      kurowasanabe Ben made the game two years ago as a goof just in case he joined the game grumps team, good thing he did that, lol

  • @kraken9208
    @kraken9208 5 років тому +259

    "I've never been fall over"
    "That's how it is."

  • @ashes0803
    @ashes0803 5 років тому +87

    I can't focus on the rest of the game without noticing the Dream Daddy sound effects.

    • @paigeherman7999
      @paigeherman7999 4 роки тому +10

      Ashley Hakes The first time they hit one of those crystals I thought they did something wrong because of it.

    • @buckbeak14
      @buckbeak14 4 роки тому +3

      When I say the animation I thought they were reviewing dream daddy for a second because of this

    • @l.g.m.b.e.m.
      @l.g.m.b.e.m. 4 роки тому

      THANK YOU!! I noticed it too and it kinda p*sses me off!

  • @jjmsonic
    @jjmsonic 4 роки тому +23

    "It's been quiet today."
    "Because it's midnight!"
    Astute observation, holy cheerio.

  • @Fregward
    @Fregward 5 років тому +279

    "Arin."
    "Yeah?"
    "This sucks."
    5:34

  • @katiewaters2899
    @katiewaters2899 5 років тому +97

    The sea spreads all over.
    The sea breeze wrapping around you.
    It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

    • @JTtheNinja
      @JTtheNinja 5 років тому +1

      *claps* []

    • @MaceDu
      @MaceDu 5 років тому +4

      Haiku police: We got a 6-8-7 syllable situation over here!

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 5 років тому +144

    12:35 "Game of the year is game is the year 2017"
    Did the translator for this game make this review?

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 5 років тому +8

      Thebes342
      It’s entirely possible.

    • @JCxYT
      @JCxYT 5 років тому +8

      I think the reviewer wrote it that way intentionally, especially considering how sarcastic it sounds

  • @LottaMaine
    @LottaMaine 5 років тому +11

    I want more "Dan-reading-funny-reviews-on-bad-games" please. I thoroughly enjoyed his reading lol

  • @dekucake4395
    @dekucake4395 3 роки тому +38

    I'll be honest tho, the concept of magical girls fighting each other on flying motorcycles sounds like it could be a kickass anime, if only the creators didn't make a garbage Superman 64 clone out of it.

  • @finncohen7901
    @finncohen7901 5 років тому +304

    I’m pretty sure, all the positive reviews are from the maker of the game...

    • @brandonevans597
      @brandonevans597 5 років тому +43

      Finn Cohen nah man. They’re definitely from hardcore fans. I should know, I have 12000 hours on this game

    • @fencerhoskal696
      @fencerhoskal696 5 років тому +21

      I thought the same exact thing, theyre all in broken english and are typed weird. 2 of them mentioned it should be game of the year. Who on Earth would think this was game of the year? Let alone a good game

    • @dinoboi7756
      @dinoboi7756 5 років тому +15

      One of them literally said the graphics "put Persona 5 to shame".
      Have they even seen that game?

    • @smward87
      @smward87 4 роки тому +15

      It's called trolling my guy. It's the same thing as people review bombing well received games with 0s. It's why user reviews on metacritic are the biggest jokes on the internet.

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 4 роки тому

      With grammar like that...I'm not sure...

  • @hoseiko8068
    @hoseiko8068 5 років тому +85

    7:27 "Magical Failure". Yeah that pretty much sums up the game

  • @pasta8tp727
    @pasta8tp727 5 років тому +99

    I was falling asleep until that one fake review said this shit was better than persona 5, I instantly shot awake...
    (4 days later I noticed I spelled falling wrong)

  • @Matt_Man_94
    @Matt_Man_94 5 років тому +15

    I totally thought that "review" mentioning the violent rumble settings was just a joke, until Arin actually switched the vibration to violent. Holy shit this is good.

  • @coldReactive
    @coldReactive 4 роки тому +10

    Motorcycle: Magical Naked 400SS
    "The most standard Magical Bike. When you can ride this Magical Bike, you will be recognized as a full - fledged magical girl."

  • @1994shit
    @1994shit 5 років тому +74

    I actually kinda like the character design. Like I can imagine an anime or something about a witch that says fuck the broom and rides around on a motorcycle,

    • @padillaphile
      @padillaphile 2 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the exact same thing! The character design is pretty cute

    • @dillonyoung1
      @dillonyoung1 2 роки тому

      So FLCL?

  • @jack-o-leo7778
    @jack-o-leo7778 5 років тому +87

    Magical Girl: Shine your light!
    Fairy: What?
    My thoughts exactly fairy, my thoughts exactly.....

    • @Sinclaiirity
      @Sinclaiirity 4 роки тому

      *Heather's plays in the background*

  • @DarkfireTaimatsu
    @DarkfireTaimatsu 5 років тому +123

    This Kiki's Delivery Service reboot is not living up to the hype~

  • @huskyfamtv7001
    @huskyfamtv7001 4 роки тому +16

    Anybody else get “does Bruno Mars is gay” vibes from this video? Lol

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 2 роки тому +10

    *_"The 'Nintendo Seal of Quality' is long dead."_*
    That has got to be the best quote I've ever heard.

  • @cabin_quilt
    @cabin_quilt 5 років тому +168

    *Rated E.
    *Has a character that repeatedly exclaims "damn it!"
    sounds about right

    • @CorruptedFamine
      @CorruptedFamine 5 років тому +6

      Video game ratings have changed a little bit, I mean I recall a time when any blood or violence causing it made a game rated M, but it scaled down to T. Same with sexual themes and moderate language. I'm honestly not surprised such a light word like "damnit" made E

  • @salty_slug
    @salty_slug 5 років тому +106

    lol, even with fake reviews it's got the lowest rating

  • @comicbookddr2
    @comicbookddr2 5 років тому +31

    17:04
    "Magical girl is a comfortable job!"
    "Did you?"

  • @LE_AZ
    @LE_AZ 3 роки тому +10

    "Turn it on to violent and shove it up your a**".Best game review ever. Lol

  • @parisevans794
    @parisevans794 4 роки тому +13

    7:04 is the start of the new game grumps animated! Happy watching my friends

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius6418 5 років тому +106

    Oh, so it’s a vibrator with a game included

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 5 років тому +7

      Well there were bikes called 'magical naked' in there

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 5 років тому +10

      It's an interactive vibrator.

    • @danielleflorack7616
      @danielleflorack7616 5 років тому

      It makes you feel a part of the experience. It also comes with Kung fu action grip

  • @That_Lady_Charlie
    @That_Lady_Charlie 5 років тому +367

    please let Dan play Link's Awakening Remake, I wanna hear him cry at the ending

    • @ironbard316
      @ironbard316 5 років тому +21

      Bold of you to assume that if they play it they would finish it.

    • @imacat6434
      @imacat6434 5 років тому +9

      *Majoras mask fans silently weeping in corner.*

    • @MoonlitLycan
      @MoonlitLycan 5 років тому

      Bold of you to assume the Grumps would be able to get the true "no deaths" ending, because otherwise I see no reason he'd cry at the normal one

    • @justinmalave3434
      @justinmalave3434 5 років тому +1

      Bold of you to assume they finish any new game they start.

    • @NE_Pxnk
      @NE_Pxnk 5 років тому +1

      There's a link's awakening remake? Damn I had no idea, thank you random stranger

  • @wesleypatterson2989
    @wesleypatterson2989 5 років тому +47

    The Rumor Come Out: Does The Vibration Of The Motorcycle Is Transmitted To The Hand Very Real?

  • @hunterlady7656
    @hunterlady7656 4 роки тому +15

    After watching the trailer: "D-did I have a stroke?"

  • @flutterbaws9579
    @flutterbaws9579 5 років тому +30

    So this game took after Superman 64's design? Good to see game designers getting back to their roots. Ya know cuz roots are underground where you can hide your shame from the rest of the world.

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 5 років тому +196

    Ah yes the best motorcycle out there:
    *MAGICAL NAKED 1300MAX*

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido 5 років тому +10

      (To those who are curious when this shows up, read the bike names at 10:52 when Arin scrolls down, there‘re some gems in there)

    • @spork8655
      @spork8655 5 років тому +2

      Thumbs up for insight.

    • @EldritchDoodler4828
      @EldritchDoodler4828 5 років тому

      @Roger Dodger
      No way
      The more you know I guess

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 5 років тому +96

    I bet those 10/10 reviews were the game devs themselves.
    The grammar *_proves_* it!

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 5 років тому +18

      Obvious troll is easily visible! You hating on an amazing game for attention is rather low

    • @themineballoner3652
      @themineballoner3652 5 років тому +19

      You am a foul for thinking this. You am is just to hate.

    • @comicalbanana
      @comicalbanana 4 роки тому +6

      You there is not possibly mean enough, are you? That point of you said that has no proof and is mean!

  • @supermaya1893
    @supermaya1893 5 років тому +26

    Witch: "Magical girl is a comfortable job!"
    The one thing: "Did you?"
    Yes Nintendo, worthy of the eshop...

  • @_zealos_8213
    @_zealos_8213 4 роки тому +68

    I feel like remaking this game into a better game just to spite it's terribleness.
    *Except I don't know how to code*

    • @AliensAreNoobs
      @AliensAreNoobs 4 роки тому +16

      Didn’t stop this company.

    • @buckygree3619
      @buckygree3619 4 роки тому +3

      as if thats a requirement to make a game better than this

    • @obunnybee
      @obunnybee 4 роки тому +10

      i mean honestly the characters are cute, and the concept of a witch who flies around on a scooter or bike is fun, but that’s literally it- this isn’t really a game, rather just something to show off sprites

  • @TheFrostedfirefly
    @TheFrostedfirefly 5 років тому +12

    If anyone's curious, this game was one of the few games available on the Nintendo eShop at launch for the Switch, so if you were waiting for BotW to fucking save you from Vroom hell, this game was one of the few to choose from in your brilliant video game library.

  • @corneliusvonrichten
    @corneliusvonrichten 5 років тому +40

    The rumor come out. Does motorcycle is "tricks" in sky?

  • @vanilla-milk8148
    @vanilla-milk8148 5 років тому +80

    I thought people were joking, but the stars and flying, it really is like Superman 64

  • @VertumnaSkies
    @VertumnaSkies 5 років тому +35

    “i am a fairy”
    “what was going on?
    quality heartfelt dialogue

  • @AffJanderson
    @AffJanderson 5 років тому +20

    5:07
    "There is only tree.."
    "That's how it is."
    That's your 2017 Game of the Year for ya.

  • @Weegoosta
    @Weegoosta 4 роки тому +6

    I like how the game says "Magical Failure" when you bump into something

  • @nixand_brennt
    @nixand_brennt 5 років тому +126

    Ah, so the key to Arin liking a game is low expectations!

    • @Archadianite
      @Archadianite 5 років тому +1

      That, and the game have to be actually good

  • @sliderkass
    @sliderkass 5 років тому +22

    You know, as I was listening to the *ding* sound effects and they reminded of something but I couldn't figure it out until now: they're from Dream Daddy when the dads react to one of your dialogue choices... I don't know what to do with this info except hope Mr. Editorman put those in the vid instead of the game actually using those sounds

  • @elviejodann6544
    @elviejodann6544 5 років тому +94

    I'm convinced that Lil'Sonic made the translation

  • @l.g.m.b.e.m.
    @l.g.m.b.e.m. 5 років тому +9

    Wait.. when you collect a star thing it makes the happy Dream Daddy sound affect

  • @brokentoaster4231
    @brokentoaster4231 4 роки тому +5

    "Big airplane! Amazing!"
    "You can fly without airplane"
    *Best dialog I've ever seen.*