This movie is kinda like a DLC expansion for a game: -It introduces a new plot, characters, etc.. -You got your protagonist from the main game who isn't important to the story but helps along the way. -Little to no connection to the main story. -In the end it really changes nothing for the protagonist or the main story but gives him some new shit to take home with.
I preffer to comparite to a filler season of an Anime: -We have events that are big on themselves but not as big as the main plot and that never intetfers with the main plot. -We have unique conceptual characters that are not developed outside of their introduction, mostly because we will never see them again. -We have an exact portion of the main cast on this story, totally ignoring anything else. -We have some good World Building that doesnt intetfers with the main plot, mostly because it would be irrelevant otherwise.
Astonishing. This literally encapsulates the feeling of watching this for the third time and still wondering if it’s good. It’s DLC...so it’s not required to enjoy the main stuff but it’s there if you want a bit more.
@@LordofSadFac "Forgettable movie villains. You've never heard of them and after the movie we'll never mention them again, but for the next 90 minutes they're the greatest threat you've ever faced."
I'd argue that Barbosa is the real protagonist of this movie; he's the one with the motivation and part of the driving force of the plot. Jack acts as more of a PoV character for the audience. I also don't mind Barbosa going back to being a pirate at the end of the movie, it really fits his character that he'd be a British privateer only as long as it suits him.
@Three Emperors Yes! The reason why I was lukewarm on the fourth movie is that Jack works better (for me) as a part of an ensemble. Jack wasn't the main character, just the one everyone liked, and it just felt weird to make him the protag
@@MstEli He doesn't just work better as a part of the ensemble, he was always written that way. He almost acts like a plot device to fulfill the role of legendary pirate in this pirate film. He plays the leader in charge because its usually his ship and when it isn't he is scheming to get one for himself if he isn't busy fixing his immediate problem like being hand cuffed or trapped on Blackbeards ship. But in the first 3 movies the main character wasn't Jack, but Will and Elizabeth. It's Wills quest, it's their romance, it's their character arc. The fourth and fifth film feel like the Jack Sparrow spin off everyone wanted but didn't know wouldn't work.
There are many stories from 1680-1730 or so that would make great pirate films, the stories from Madagascar would be epic, including a whole pirate nation that existed for a period of time
@@bb5242 Not to disagree with you, but great pirate films: yes. Pirates of the Caribbean? Not really. I loved the stories of Black Beard, Mary Reed, and The Gentleman Pirate that I was exposed to in Assassin's Creed Black Flag, but I think Johnny Depp is too tied to the PoC series for it to be rebooted without him. That's just my personal opinion tho
RandomGuy15 funny tangent, but the same with assassins creed. They keep making new games that are not like the original assassins creed but for some reason they wanna keep the title. They’re afraid of rebranding and people might lose interest. I honestly think it has the opposite effect. People start to resent the company and the IP cuz they just can’t leave the classics be classics dammit.
@Robert Anderson not to mention they will probably be slapping Karen Gillan in as the lead. Classic Disney move: wow look at this young actor that did well in other movies, let's shove them in other franchises so people won't notice that the movie sucks. ("The Chris Pratt")
The real problem with this movie is that At World's End is a perfect conclusion to the franchise, everything after it feels like a cheap attempt at a cash grab
Pirates 6: The curse of Jack Sparrows The plot: Jack Sparrow has to fight off an army of Jack Sparrow clones who threaten to overwhelm the world with an infinite series of progressively worse adventures.
Might have been better had you said "No Johnny, the movie will lack depth." Putting "Depp" in there and then following it with "Depth" may have been a mistake.
I literally only can deal with 4 because of Jack and Barbosa. The beginning scene where Jack escapes is great, and Barbosa pretending to be on the side of the royal navy was gold lol.
Tho on stranger tides isn’t the best, I like how instead of bringing every character back and messing with the original trilogies ending they did something new.
True, but unfortunately Dead Men Tell No Tales did fuck with the ending and lore of the trilogy, which is why I rate POTC4 as "bad but harmless" but POTC5 as "total garbage".
Well that's a fair point. What they really should have done then is left the trilogy alone. they could have started a new franchise a new group of pirate movies. Based on the mermaids and a new younger pirate. What they wanted was to make money off the poc name while still trying to do something new that was the real mistake.
Depp has zoned out completely and is stuck in a rut. I hope he'll get back to himself soon, Pirates would instantly increase in quality if he regained his passion for the character of Captain Jack
Though one big mistake. Pirates movies aren’t supposed to be Jack movies. The original was about our protagonists Will and Elizabeth. Jack was just an amazing deuteragonist. Captain Jack Sparrow is not an effective leading character. The movies should have found a new protagonist for Jack to bump into and teach how to be a pirate
On Stranger Tides was a book that was then adopted into a film and Jack was literally shoehorned in. This probably why it felt so disconnected to the rest of the franchise.
Which they didn't so much adapt as rip the flesh off and wear as a skin suit. OST should have been an awesome pirate flick, had they just mostly stuck to the plot of the book. Replace Captain Davies, the charismatic sympathetic pirate with Jack, and perhaps the pirate hunter chasing Blackbeard with Barbossa and bobs yer uncle. But NOOOOOO...
Whenever they change a male lead to a female lead I'm always wondering if it's going to be some feminist Mary Sue piece of garbage, might not be the case though. Will give it a chance after it comes out though, at least when a reviewer points out it's not the thing I previously mentioned.
I liked the Spanish reason for hunting the fountain. It made all of the men on their side doing it seem actually commited, and principled in their beliefs. Even if the movie were to cannotocally give reason that their belief was wrong, they are still principled in believing what they are doing is truely right. Because here it is not an instance of using your dogma to harm others, or take advantage of others. Here these men are purposefully destroying something that could benefit them greatly(temporal immortality) because they truely believe it to be correct. That's a pretty damn cool driving reason to me.
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I’m calling it now: the female centric Pirates movie will come out, bomb, the media will blame it on misogyny, everyone will forget it in a few years, there will be a new reboot years later.
And the film is probably gonna be about how a female can do everything a man can and even better and making us go " go team girls yaaaaas 💅" for two hours
On Stranger Tides is a perfectly acceptable spin-off filler story. Dead Men Tell No Tales gave me a fucking aneurysm when I tried to rewatch it in a recent Pirates of the Caribbean binge.
What i don’t get is: why does his compass work? How can he bring barbossa back as the ending implied? And how is the davy jones after credits thing a thing if ALL CURSES ARE BROKEN BY BREAKING THE FUCKING POSEIDON STICK?
He is like the Han solo of the franchise. He is a fan favorite that doesn’t really need a movie just about him but would also feel empty if the movie didn’t include him
@@cactusmalone I would say he is the main character but his story isn't the main story. He is in the background and tries to keep himself hidden as he likes to snake his way out of things, however his actions have the biggest impact. A standalone movie just about Jack doesn't work without him meddling in someone else's life, which the past two movies it seems he doesn't want to influence anything because of the lack of a clear motivation.
I was so upset about not seeing Rageti and Pintel, they were the R2-D2 and C-3P0 of the pirates series. Comedic relief with purpose to the plot and a general sense of “we’re along for the ride in this legendary adventure”
Finally we got someone who loved this franchise to properly review the last two movies instead of just ditching them as bad movies. 4 had good Captain Jack but poor pirating; and 5 had okay pirating but poor Captain Jack. I personally think the escape sequence in 4 is even better than 1.
“There’s just something off about it. I could never put my finger on it.Though I was sitting here watching a Pirate’s movie, it didn’t feel like I was watching a Pirate’s movie.” You captured my exact sentiment on this movie so perfectly it’s kind of unnerving.
It always seemed weird that Jack lost interest in the fountain. It would have been interesting to have him say he wasn’t able to find the fountain at the beginning and then at the end it turned out he was lying, he’d found the fountain but also found out about the price for using it and decided “Nah”.
Like a huge quinton torrontino style "twist" at the end of the movie where we could have seen more sea action along with how the pearl got lost in the first place thus solving this movies two biggest plot holes while remaining loyal to the protanganists personality.
@@lildominator2953 cant remember if it's a deleted scene or not, but in the first movie he ponders wanting to live with the curse in exchange for immortality. Could've been an interesting call back for jack and Barbosa especially, having tasted immortality
I believe at one point in the movie, they do explain he did find the Fountain, he was lacking the chalices to open it. That's why he was asking "what was the price" and not "where is the Fountain". He knew, as well as Maester Gibbs later on, where the fountain was, but as everyone else, they lacked the way to get into it.
Fun story: my little brother was big on Blackbeard and Pirates of the Caribbean when this movie was coming out in theaters. So when he saw the scene when Blackbeard was easily disarmed and defeated, that was the first time my little brother was boiling with disappointment and anger.
Couldn't Disney just do ONE LAST FILM with Jack Sparrow and give him AN ENDING THAT IS worthy? Abrupt franchise endings are the worst things you could do, PARTICULARLY if you do it with a really famous character!
Not to mention that they teased in the post ending scene that Davey Jones could come back as a villain against Will Turner in a sequel, which could have tied up the whole franchise and I REALLY wanted to see that.
I thought the whole "No one actually *needs* the fountain of youth was an intentional part of the whole story? Jack figured out it was a fools journey. Barbosa didn't care. And everyone who pursued the fountain ended up, at best, sort of succeeding. And at worst, getting royally screwed in a very avoidable way.
"Something you get when you order a Happy Meal" "Feels like a fun little toy you find inside a Kinder Easter Egg" "Like something you'd find in a Domino's pizza box demo disc"
I stopped watching because of this. I mean, sure this movie would have been a free DLC if this was a video game franchise, but comparing it to Happy Meals toys at least seventy times in one video is just annoying
black pearl: Genius dead man's chest: On par with the first one at world's end: good and satisfying, no complaints whatsoverer on stranger tides: not as good as the others but still enjoyable and the plot is good dead men tell no tales: abomination, Jack is out of character and it doesn't feel natural. shitty plot, shitty fight scenes, shitty ending
No bro, on stranger tides, jack does want to find the fountain, his motive is what he told Elizabeth when they were stuck on that island, the fountain gives a promise of eternal life the same way he would have gotten from stabbing the heart. Jack has always wanted freedom. This motive is made clearer at the end of poc 3 where he looks at the map and pin points the fountain.
I think the point was that Jack never really cared about using the fountain himself in THIS movie. But in the previous movie they actively showed Jack showing interest in going for the fountain
@@chrisforbes9816 He did but he eventually gave up in this movie, and I felt that it was another situation just like in Worlds End, where he wants the freedom (becoming Davy Jones/Eternal life from the fountain) but has to give it up to save someone he cares about (Will/Angelica). And while he does actively seem like he doesnt want to find the fountain throughout most of the movie, it's more that he doesn't want to be FORCED to find it for someone else rather than not wanting to find it at all, as Jack doesn't like to be bossed around.
But also, in World's End the task before reaching eternal life was stabbing Davy Jones' heart (a declared enemy that already killed him before) which matches Jack's personality while in the fountain of youth after discovering he has to kill an inocent to do that he desist.
He wanted the fountain of youth's "eternal" life until he knew the requirements to do so. That's why he stole the map from barbossa in the end of poc 3
Audience : Johnny Depp starred the Pirates of the Carribean right? Disney : Yep. Audience : Therefore we love Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Carribean right? Disney : Uh huh. Audience : So, if you put Johnny Depp into Pirates of the Carribean, we will pay tickets for your movie right? Disney : Makes sense to me. Audience : Then put Johnny into the series now. Disney : You are not progressive, you hated this movie because you dislike Amber Heard!
Well, to be fair. Johnny Depp has relapsed into being an impossible lazy wreck again. Word is, that in Pirates Five, he would often show up on set half a day late, wasting millions in production and his performance was sub-par too. Would you want to work with an actor who has become difficult to work with and has lost his drive?
Would've been cool that in the beginning of the film,he was in the search of the fountain of youth to get another chance at being immortal. It's also cool to think that immortal has been somewhat of a recurring theme here. In the first film, he could've taken the cursed aztec gold but also didn't want to deal with the consequences of being an undead skeleton. In the 2nd film, he died but somehow escaped the locker. In the 3rd,he contemplates stabbing the heart for 2 reasons,the responsibility it takes to be immortal (ferrying souls to the other side for eternity and only 1 day on land) and because Will was literally dying right in front of him. In this film,there is no consequences in in being immortal,or at least trying to take the years of someone else. No trade off but to find some bloke who hates his life and is young. Would've been cool to see him still search for a way to be immortal.
@Daniel Stark While I do agree that Salazar is a big improvement over Blackbeard, the problems in Dead Men Tell No Tales (or as they call it in Sweden, Salazar's Revenge) is much more severe. The writing for Jack Sparrow is not good and there is a whole bunch of retcons & continuity errors.
I actually loved Pirates of the Caribbean 5 and that's coming from a guy who's watched the original 3 like 45 times each. I will say that it felt a little TOO out there and over the top and just didn't feel quite right somehow but it was leagues ahead of 4, which I couldn't (and still cant, after several attempts) watch in full without dozing off.
Part of the reason this one feels more like it’s own standalone adventure is because that’s what the story originally was. It’s an adaptation of a 1987 pirate fantasy novel called On Stranger Tides. While the book had its own original characters, the movie obviously uses the established characters from the previous Pirates of the Caribbean movies instead.
Special shout out for the "she has a name!" scene. In French, a mermaid is called a sirène. So, when that priest says "Sirena", just remember that, for me, in the theatre, it was basically you hearing "Mermaida". Like, movie, are you even trying anymore ?
In Latvian, mermaid is “nāra” and a siren is “sirēna” and they’re two different creatures (yet similar in some aspects). So, while still weird, not quite as jarring.
@@AngryBoozer Well, in romance languages (Italian, French, Spanish and possibly Portuguese and Romania but I'm not sure for the last two) I don't think that there exist a distinction between merfolks and siren. In french I know there is only one word, making the translation of mermaid iffy.
Okay, so here’s a real barebones rewrite of this movie. 1. France and Spain are having naval conflicts in the Caribbean following the defeat of Davy Jones and the fall of the East India company. Barbosa, being an opportunist, chooses to sign on as a privateer to get more free access to move as he pleases, and pillage undetected and get paid to do so. Plus, it gives him a perfect angle to justify his pursual of... 2. Blackbeard is back. Blackbeard has been keeping a relatively low profile the past few movies. He’s old now, and weaker than he used to be. Davy Jones may have had it out for him, so he was laying low while the second and third movies were occurring. He’s physically not as competent as he once was, but his magic control of his ship, and his zombie crew give him some power to throw around, as well as his ruthlessness. Now that Jones is dealt with, and the EI company is gone, he’s poised to return to his former glory, he just needs to regain his old power, via the fountain. He plans to use voodoo to enslave the tiny ships in bottles to his control, essentially creating a fleet totally under his command. 3. Jack wants the Pearl. Plain and simple, he learns that Blackbeard has his ship, and sets out to find him, stumbling into a bigger plot and deciding he has to stop Blackbeard to save his ship, and prevent Blackbeard from regaining his youth and all
Honestly - whilst I appreciate that objectively the first film was pure genius, and the first trilogy was incredibly well put together and consistently brilliant - I really liked this one, too. Yes, Jack (*Captain) isn't strictly necessary for the plot of this film, but he was also originally supposed to be a side character in the first film, too. He's not meant to be the central character of the plot - he's at his best when he seems to end up as significant, almost by chance. In the first film, as I've said - he's really a glorified side character. In the second, again he has his own motives that are seemingly separate from the main plotline, and he only becomes significantly central in the third installment because of his position as one of the pirate lords, who aren't in themselves that centrally important - I challenge you to name three of the other ones, apart from Barbossa and Elizabeth. If the story was told from the perspective of some of the other Pirates and their respective struggles against The East India Company, it might well be that Jack never makes a significant appearance. No, Jack really serves two roles in these films: first, as a way to unite all the other plotlines, being the common denominator between all of the other protagonists and antagonists, to provide narrative cohesion in the films' climaxes, but generally serving a secondary role in all of the respective subplots; second, and foremost, as a catalyst for character development, and masterful comic relief. He's a drunk pirate genius, with a good heart, buried under a lifetime of misfortune, betrayal, imprisonment, abandonment and ultimately, loneliness, hiding behind a facade of a smartass, swashbuckling, masterful escape artist, who's predominant motive is seemingly low-resolution short-term self-preservation, because that's all he's ever known. His greatest moments are when he manages to transcend the limitations of learn-ed self-interest, and he decides to let his good heart shine through and sacrifice his own interests for the benefit of others - like at the end of Dead Man's Chest, or when he saves Will and sacrifices his chance of living forever at sea. These themes stay consistent in films 4 and 5, too, and I think the main problem has been the lack of a proper overarching plot - they wasted an opportunity with developing the characters from Stranger Tides into their own saga, as they did in the first three films. But Pirates films they have always been, and Captain Jack Sparrow has always stayed true to form, and so I've always enjoyed watching this series.
I think the most harmful part of this movie is that it implies they the crew of the pearl from the first three movies were killed off, I know the little guy showed up in five but other than that if they don’t show up in six they might be dead. And those side characters were a big part of the movies, and lets be honest the new ones aren’t that good.
Some months ago I actually rewatched all 4 movies. And it’s funny, I remembered liking 4 pretty well. Obviously nothing beats the trilogy, but I thought it was a solid addition. However, after rewatching it, I realized why, although it’s not terrible, it doesn’t hold a candle to the first three. And, in my opinion on where the movie fails, I can mostly point the blame to Blackbeard as the villain. What I realized is that, one thing that made the 3 originals so great was how heavily interconnected so many of the characters were. Each villain we meet-Barbossa, Beckett, and Davy Jones-have a history with Jack. His first mate who mutinied against him, his past employer who branded him a pirate after he freed a ‘shipment’ of slaves, and the man he made a deal with _for his soul_ to bring back his beloved ship the Wicked Wench, then renamed the Black Pearl. Blackbeard.... doesn’t have that. He is super bland as a villain. Angelica, she’s great. Why? She’s _also_ got a history with Jack and she’s a really fun character overall. The fountain of youth concept itself is interesting too. Barbossa is back and we get to see him from an unexpected angle. And although this is a contentious point, I personally like the mermaid romance subplot, which might be my inner girl talking. But because Blackbeard is so dull, and the purpose of their fountain of youth journey is significantly tied in to his character goals, it brings down much of the movie with him.
"Blackbeard is so dull" He quoted "The truth is simplier than you think, im a bad man." What did you think? Its not going meddle with the perfect trilogy and start more on Jack's own adventures.
@@asiancommunication-yl9ng It didn’t have to meddle with the OG trilogy to be a good movie. Explaining your villain away by saying “they’re just a bad man”, still doesn’t make for a satisfying villain (in most cases). I don’t really see much of an argument in your point. It is my opinion that Blackbeard is not a compelling villain, and therefore is a big flaw of the movie. Blackbeard could have been given more interesting motivations than what we got. You’re free to disagree, but that’s my personal thoughts. Again, it’s an okay movie, it’s just not great like the originals are.
There's a second ending in this movie of Jack's voodoo doll washing up on the shore and it really makes me made that NOTHING FREAKING HAPPENED WITH THAT IN THE 5TH MOVIE! These last two movies were disappointing.
at least jack is in it hha...anyway ngl it's quite enjoyable really..i love seeing cap'n jack doing his goofy stuff and being amazing at the same time.
I always thought that the reference to the Fountain of Youth was all about continuing Jack's pursuit of immortality, just with a change of plans from using the Flying Dutchman. It could have had all the elements of a good sequel (continuation of goals and themes, but with new and interesting challenges), but instead, we are chasing after the Pearl again. I don't understand why they went this route...
I love Karen Gillan she is my favourite dr who companion but I don’t see how this move is gonna be popular considering Captain Jack Sparrow is the franchise
@@lilelo208 Ok? You still don't have numerous other countries supporting this movie. Godzilla which is literally the most well known monster in Japan underperformed at the box office even in China and Japan.
This so fantastic. I just started rewatching these films yesterday and I noticed Filmento’s critique of them throughout the last year or so. And I just so happened to watch On Stranger Tides last night. This is such a great coincidence! And most of the points Filmento makes I thought so too. What a strange, inept movie.
The Spanish wanting the fountain is explained when they reach it, stating that "only Christ offers eternal life, not this pagan fountain", they want to destroy it. And as for the british wanting it just to deprive a rival country of it, well thats colonial international politics, "lets get this thing so our rivals dont" is how countries often operated and even do nowadays sometimes.
This film just feels extremely pointless imo I also hate how useless black beard was. He could have been a great character but he’s just sooo boring Edit: 7:50 yep, this is what I’m talking about
I agree. Blackbeard should have been the next Big Baddie after Jones but Disney f••ked it. There was so much potential. He was a very menacing character
Let’s not forget they killed off the entire crew of the Black Pearl in this movie aswell. What a terrible choice. So many great characters from the first trilogy just got disrespected like that xD omfg Disney are you kidding me!!
I’ve been watching PotC movies since I was very young, and personally I enjoyed this movie and thought it was a nice refresher. Rather than Captain Jack Sparrow having to continue the same plot or story line from the past two movies, it put him in a new setting and demonstrated how he fairs and thrives in it
Me and my brother always thought of the PoTC movies like an anime. The trilogy as the actual thing, each movie as a season. Stranger tides is the OVA, and Dead Men Tell No Tales is that fanfic no one talks about 🤣
For me it kinda was. Probably as a movie not connected with PotC, I think I would have liked it. But since so much has been established with the previous movies already, it seemed that the 5th movie threw some of those aspects out the window. But that's just me.💁🏾♀️
I remember almost nothing about this movie But one thing I DO remember is walking out of the theatre with the promise to never watch it again... I just hated it
@@Slazaryn and if you forgot blackbeards ship was controlled by magic, it would be hard to beat it, besides even if jack would've won a sea fight with another ship against the queen annes revenge, theres no garant that the cannons wouldnt have destroyed the black pearl while it was in a bottle
Ending of the video "well... you get it" - yeah, after having those same metaphors shoved in our face eight times, you'd think we would. ;) cereal box toy (3:15), McDonald's toy (3:30, 4:44, 7:32), Kinder Surprise egg (7:42, 12:30), Domino's toy (12:45, 16:17)
Thank you Filmento. I always felt that something was off with this movie but never could tell what. You clarified it. Every video of yours is always cinematic enlightenment and helps me understand movies and story-telling better. Blessed be the day, I discovered and subscribed to your channel.
me too. i only watched this one time back when it first came out and i was... disappointed, for some reason... it just didn't feel like a pirates movie.
Agree, the one time I watched this film I was bored to death (I think I even fell asleep for a couple minutes, something that never happens to me on teathers), and now I understand why.
@@LadyOfTheEdits Oh yeah he was easily the best part of those movies but still, if you look at the character arcs of Jack, Will and Elizabeth you'll find it really is their story, not Jacks.
Another thing to consider regarding "this feels like a movie Jack Sparrow was shoehorned into" is that this was based on an actual book called On Stranger Tides, which, as you can tell, has nothing to do with Pirates of the Caribbean or Jack Sparrow.
@@ValerieSparrowW yep! It's not a direct adaptation by any stretch, but it's openly stated as their starting point. It features Blackbeard, the Golden Age of Pirates, and even has a main character named Jack 😂 also interestingly, Secret of Monkey Island cites both On Stranger Tides and the Pirates Disney ride as inspirations. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Stranger_Tides
Thanks for making this video! I saw this movie years ago, before I'd heard many film critiques, and even I noticed a massive sense of emptiness... I could really understand the problem of 'telling, not showing', when it came to establishing Jack and the lady's relationship. Whereas in the first films, we're introduced to Elizabeth, Will and Jack as strangers, and get to go through the journey of knowing them just as they get to know each other, in this film, we're told that Jack and the new lady have history, but we don't get to watch them develop, so their relationship is meaningless to us! I hadn't picked up on the issues with the plot, but even the issues with character development in this movie was enough to make it feel like nothing much happened.
@Mad Max Another villain who wants to get Jack because something happened in the past, and they cant step on land, and they have a special ship with abilities, and a loyal crew, and a odd looking captain. Only difference is Jack is a dumbass in the 5th film.
I always really liked the fourth movie because they scaled it down to something more bite-sized after the third. Making it bigger after the 3rd would just be parody, and I applaud their ability to see it.
If I were making this movie, I would’ve cut jack out completely and made the main character Barbossa: maybe as a privateer, he is safe as well as rich, but he feels empty or hollow because there’s no more risk, and nobody gives him a challenge. Moreover, he’s bitter about Black Beard taking his ship and his leg (maybe a crew member can mention it and he kills them to show that). Then we can have this scene: King George: we want you to get the fountain of youth Barbossa: I sleep King George: Black Beard wants it Barbossa:*REAL SHIT* And then we can have Edward and Hector have this cat and mouse relationship the whole movie, and then they fight in the end of the movie. Maybe we can also have Blackbeard almost kill Angelica at some point. Then Blackbeard and Barbossa stab each other, and Angelica saves Barbossa at the end. Barbossa takes Queen Ann’s Revenge at the end of the movie a new man. Bing Bang Boom, go to Tortuga, roll credits
@@Ento2012 Yep. He's not the protagonist of movie 1 or even the next 2 really. Will was the protagonist - well, Will and Elizabeth were the leads. Sparrow was a supporting character.
Lol in that intro with the “oh god please no” I thought “I bet there’s gonna be BB meme “he can’t keep getting away with it” and sure enough like 7 secs later it happened XD
"Simping" "A streamer girl and a white knight." *In posh British accent* Good god! He's put into words! That's it, that's why I forgot On Stranger Tides existed and just thought it was Dead Man's Chest with a new name! That's not a joke. I literally thought that for years.
Pirates of the Star Avengers where Captain Jedironman uses the space airpirateship known as the Black-X-Carrier to transport the Jedi Pirates in Iron man suits to fight Darth Thanos Jones. It'll be EPIC!
It didn't match the previous movies at all, but the fourth is one of my favorites. It's not pirates, though the mythological aspect *and* Johnny Depp's incredible acting is plenty to keep me interested.
I genuinely really enjoy this film, not as much as the first 3, but i still really like it, gives us something to go on with in the universe, a good expansion imo
Oakley Watkins idk man, I’ve been watching the movies the last week and just watched the 4th one yesterday. It’s pretty boring and Gibbs is the only fun character
I think the video illustrates why its kind of bad tho. The forst 3 all play a part in a greater whole and have consequences. This one seems entirely detached from the bigger picture of the pirates universe and indeed just comes off as a spin off vacation type thing. Doesn't mean you cant enjoy it its still pretty fun its just a bit disappointing
@@rickfan7 I think that's exactly the reason many of us like this movie instead. It didn't feel like a melting pot that might be too big for it's own good. Many fans i talked to said that they thought the 3rd movie was too bloated and i can kinda see that even though i love it. 4 felt like a nice little breather from all the big stuff, it was a focus on smaller things again and established that Sparrow is still his own man that has many more paths.
@@rickfan7 I think it feels like that because Jack had a much more in-depth connections with the previous cast compared to the new ones in the 4th movie. I think if the the 4th movie were to stem a new trilogy by itself it'd be much better but seeing the way 5 turned out and Disney's current condition it was a pipe dream. Edit: I will add though, the only thing that was good about the 5th movie was Barbossa's character arc. I think it was done beautifully. And that Will Turner returned. But that's about it.
Whatever its problems, this movie will always have a place for me. Because it's a movie set on the Golden Age of Piracy on the Spanish Caribbean that actually, you know, has Spaniards on it! Seirously. Not only this franchise, but how many popular movies and works take place on this setting, and then completly ignored the existence of the Spanish Empire, even though it ruled those waters.
2:39 - "...'On Stranger Tides' is an imposter pretending to be a 'Pirates' movie. It's an entirely separate film that snatched Jack Sparrow up into being in it against his will, and then slapped the name 'Pirates of the Caribbean' on the cover." The IMDb Trivia page seems to agree: "This movie was loosely based on the 1988 pirate novel "On Stranger Tides", by Tim Powers. The novel's protagonist is a pirate named Jack, but his character is significantly different from Captain Jack Sparrow."
I will not say that "On Stranger Tides" was bad. For example, I liked Penelope Cruz character and probably Black Beard. But for some reason, the 5th part was better for me than the 4th in many aspects.
I always had that same feeling that something was off with the fourth film. Not a bad film, but it just didn’t engage me to the same level as the others (yes, even 5). Thank you for identifying that “something”!
For those interested, the Pirates franchise was taken directly from the book On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers. It’s one of my favorites since high school in the 80s and I always thought it a shame that it never got the credit it deserved. Now if someone comes across it they’ll likely think it’s ripping off Pirates. This movie takes the title and Blackbeard/fountain of youth plot from the book. Other parts can be seen in the previous movies, such as the theme of magic bring squeezed out of the world by mapping and conquering it. It’s a great book and deserves some love. The Anubis Gates by the same author is pretty good too, similar bonkers magic rules but involving Egypt, werewolves, and time travel.
And yet again Jack shows himself as one of the greatest protagonists while also knowing how insane everything is
Jack is one of my favourite movie protagonist
He is not a protagonist he is a side character will is the main character
@@jjonahjameson8934 protagonic trinity jack will elizabeth
Bich it vurks
Buuuuuuuuuuuuui
This movie is kinda like a DLC expansion for a game:
-It introduces a new plot, characters, etc..
-You got your protagonist from the main game who isn't important to the story but helps along the way.
-Little to no connection to the main story.
-In the end it really changes nothing for the protagonist or the main story but gives him some new shit to take home with.
I preffer to comparite to a filler season of an Anime:
-We have events that are big on themselves but not as big as the main plot and that never intetfers with the main plot.
-We have unique conceptual characters that are not developed outside of their introduction, mostly because we will never see them again.
-We have an exact portion of the main cast on this story, totally ignoring anything else.
-We have some good World Building that doesnt intetfers with the main plot, mostly because it would be irrelevant otherwise.
Astonishing. This literally encapsulates the feeling of watching this for the third time and still wondering if it’s good. It’s DLC...so it’s not required to enjoy the main stuff but it’s there if you want a bit more.
Yes
And its the most expensive movie ever made
@@LordofSadFac "Forgettable movie villains. You've never heard of them and after the movie we'll never mention them again, but for the next 90 minutes they're the greatest threat you've ever faced."
I'd argue that Barbosa is the real protagonist of this movie; he's the one with the motivation and part of the driving force of the plot. Jack acts as more of a PoV character for the audience. I also don't mind Barbosa going back to being a pirate at the end of the movie, it really fits his character that he'd be a British privateer only as long as it suits him.
kftim-ftnort gnams
Same with the fifth in a way I felt it was his movie rather then the others.
@@jaredlewis3001 maybe the intention was to shift away to barbossa, but still have Jack always the delightful supporting cast
@Three Emperors Yes! The reason why I was lukewarm on the fourth movie is that Jack works better (for me) as a part of an ensemble. Jack wasn't the main character, just the one everyone liked, and it just felt weird to make him the protag
@@MstEli He doesn't just work better as a part of the ensemble, he was always written that way. He almost acts like a plot device to fulfill the role of legendary pirate in this pirate film. He plays the leader in charge because its usually his ship and when it isn't he is scheming to get one for himself if he isn't busy fixing his immediate problem like being hand cuffed or trapped on Blackbeards ship. But in the first 3 movies the main character wasn't Jack, but Will and Elizabeth. It's Wills quest, it's their romance, it's their character arc. The fourth and fifth film feel like the Jack Sparrow spin off everyone wanted but didn't know wouldn't work.
There is no Pirates of the Caribbean without Jack Sparrow.
true
There are many stories from 1680-1730 or so that would make great pirate films, the stories from Madagascar would be epic, including a whole pirate nation that existed for a period of time
that's why they put Jack here. I'm beginning to get morbidly curious about the reboot's fate.
@@bb5242 Not to disagree with you, but great pirate films: yes. Pirates of the Caribbean? Not really. I loved the stories of Black Beard, Mary Reed, and The Gentleman Pirate that I was exposed to in Assassin's Creed Black Flag, but I think Johnny Depp is too tied to the PoC series for it to be rebooted without him. That's just my personal opinion tho
RandomGuy15 funny tangent, but the same with assassins creed. They keep making new games that are not like the original assassins creed but for some reason they wanna keep the title. They’re afraid of rebranding and people might lose interest. I honestly think it has the opposite effect. People start to resent the company and the IP cuz they just can’t leave the classics be classics dammit.
Dead Men TNT is Pirates with no Jack
Stranger Tides is Jack with no Pirates
I'd prefer a Jack with no pirates than a pirates with no Jack.
General Staal My thoughts exactly.
Dead man go boom tnt
What?
@Robert Anderson not to mention they will probably be slapping Karen Gillan in as the lead. Classic Disney move: wow look at this young actor that did well in other movies, let's shove them in other franchises so people won't notice that the movie sucks. ("The Chris Pratt")
The real problem with this movie is that At World's End is a perfect conclusion to the franchise, everything after it feels like a cheap attempt at a cash grab
Ironic considering this is one of the most expensive movies ever made.
@@Alex-ji7fr it IS the most expensive movie ever made
Goddamn . . . when a man's right, he's right!
@@joeyk107 but why did it cost that much
@@joeyk107 Wasn’t it topped by Endgame? I could be wrong but I thought it was finally topped
Pirates 6: The curse of Jack Sparrows
The plot: Jack Sparrow has to fight off an army of Jack Sparrow clones who threaten to overwhelm the world with an infinite series of progressively worse adventures.
That's a better movie idea than whatever Disney is going to make
they literally already did that
@@MrRizeAGwhere
@@josh-kg1rb the beginning of Pirates 3?😅🤣👌
Jack becomes the 17th century Agent Smith.
No Johnny Depp, then the movie will lack depth.
Ah damn it, sounded smarter in my head. Dx
No Depp is no depth
Bisexual Ichigo Deppth
no depp means no DEPPTH
Might have been better had you said "No Johnny, the movie will lack depth." Putting "Depp" in there and then following it with "Depth" may have been a mistake.
*deppth
I literally only can deal with 4 because of Jack and Barbosa. The beginning scene where Jack escapes is great, and Barbosa pretending to be on the side of the royal navy was gold lol.
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And the chat with Barbosa and how he lost his ship,
Tho on stranger tides isn’t the best, I like how instead of bringing every character back and messing with the original trilogies ending they did something new.
True, but unfortunately Dead Men Tell No Tales did fuck with the ending and lore of the trilogy, which is why I rate POTC4 as "bad but harmless" but POTC5 as "total garbage".
@@funnelvortex7722 yeah POTC5 is terrible in almost every way
yeah, thats a good point.
Well that's a fair point. What they really should have done then is left the trilogy alone. they could have started a new franchise a new group of pirate movies. Based on the mermaids and a new younger pirate. What they wanted was to make money off the poc name while still trying to do something new that was the real mistake.
Tbh Blackbeard, as a most dangerous and scariest known pirate, is just a joke in that movie. POTC5 is good, but they screwed up ending tho
Youre a fan through and through. Depp would be proud of you my friend
I bet you are the real Depp but in bird disguise
Depp has zoned out completely and is stuck in a rut. I hope he'll get back to himself soon, Pirates would instantly increase in quality if he regained his passion for the character of Captain Jack
@@Switchfork He likes the character still... But due to all the insane bullshit he had to deal with, thanks to his ex, he was way off his game. >_>
@@Switchfork yeah he was being abused nonstop by his ex-wife while filming Dead Men tell no tales.
Though one big mistake. Pirates movies aren’t supposed to be Jack movies. The original was about our protagonists Will and Elizabeth. Jack was just an amazing deuteragonist. Captain Jack Sparrow is not an effective leading character. The movies should have found a new protagonist for Jack to bump into and teach how to be a pirate
Low-key leaving angelica on the island is an absolute chad move
And both iconic and empty
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Sigma Male Grindset. Sigma rule #218: Leave dead weight behind.
@@TheStraightestWhitest imagine saying sigma u sad ash
Yeah it is man he just isn't treating her like god's gift.
Pirates of Carribean: Deadman Give No Success
funny how later movies cost more, but they aren't true Pirate movies, Pirates was and always will be trilogy
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Bad Writers Tell Bed Tales
@@kyotheman69 I even liked the fourth one (my least favorite) but probibly this movie is gonna suck thanks amber >=(
On Stranger Tides was a book that was then adopted into a film and Jack was literally shoehorned in. This probably why it felt so disconnected to the rest of the franchise.
Which they didn't so much adapt as rip the flesh off and wear as a skin suit. OST should have been an awesome pirate flick, had they just mostly stuck to the plot of the book. Replace Captain Davies, the charismatic sympathetic pirate with Jack, and perhaps the pirate hunter chasing Blackbeard with Barbossa and bobs yer uncle. But NOOOOOO...
What is the book called?
@@dolphinjeans663 My guess would be "on stranger tides"
@@dolphinjeans663 on stranger tides
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Disney: New Pirates movie with a female lead and no one from the original cast returning
Me: That's not a Pirates movie then
@Tropicove it's about Johnny not returning as jack
To me it’s not POTC if Jack Sparrow, Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom are not in it.
In the words of Will Turner, "Thats not good enough".
Timmy Turner: *Thats Not Good Enough!*
Whenever they change a male lead to a female lead I'm always wondering if it's going to be some feminist Mary Sue piece of garbage, might not be the case though. Will give it a chance after it comes out though, at least when a reviewer points out it's not the thing I previously mentioned.
The movie that pushes jack and says "KEEP MOVING" and he replies "this is a mistake, i'm not supposed to be here" just made my day xD
I ain't gonna lie. I scrolled through the comments just to find this one. This joke was irony at its finest hour.
5:51
a.k.a. "Mermaids & Pirates: The Search for the Fountain of Youth". Guest starring Captain Jack 'Why Am I Bloody Here, Again?' Sparrow.
What
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
We playing a lot of money to Johnny Depp. Why else is he there?
@ I love the first three movies in the series . They are great.
The whole cast is great and the movies are exciting .
"On Strangers Tide" featuring Jack Sparrow from "The Pirates of The Caribbean" series
I liked the Spanish reason for hunting the fountain.
It made all of the men on their side doing it seem actually commited, and principled in their beliefs.
Even if the movie were to cannotocally give reason that their belief was wrong, they are still principled in believing what they are doing is truely right.
Because here it is not an instance of using your dogma to harm others, or take advantage of others. Here these men are purposefully destroying something that could benefit them greatly(temporal immortality) because they truely believe it to be correct.
That's a pretty damn cool driving reason to me.
I still like the fourth one. It still has the grittiness of the first 3. The 5th looks like candy
"Its like a realistic drawing of food, it makes you hungry but when you come up to it you realize wait this is a cardboard cut-out its clearly not food" - Markiplier, (the worst game on steam [reupload])
Yeah.
Same! It’s not great but I watch it up and I’m not upset or bored, unlike the 5th one which is jus a pain to get through
Indeed
In the 5th
Jack isn't even Jack
This whole movie is like a side quest. The great Captain Jack is bored so he’s like: “Might as well do this then.”
14:10 lmao
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I’m calling it now: the female centric Pirates movie will come out, bomb, the media will blame it on misogyny, everyone will forget it in a few years, there will be a new reboot years later.
“Brave and beautiful” saves the day...?
Calling it? It will turn out EXACTLY like that. sadly. sigh
And the film is probably gonna be about how a female can do everything a man can and even better and making us go " go team girls yaaaaas 💅" for two hours
So basically.... Ghostbusters.
@@littleredruri Exactly
I'd rather rewatch On Stranger Tides a dozen times over than Dead Men Tell No Tales. At least Jack is more like himself in OST.
On Stranger Tides is a perfectly acceptable spin-off filler story. Dead Men Tell No Tales gave me a fucking aneurysm when I tried to rewatch it in a recent Pirates of the Caribbean binge.
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What i don’t get is: why does his compass work? How can he bring barbossa back as the ending implied? And how is the davy jones after credits thing a thing if ALL CURSES ARE BROKEN BY BREAKING THE FUCKING POSEIDON STICK?
sandra doyle probably would of been explained in 6 but well....
Dominic Tee filler?
He is like the Han solo of the franchise. He is a fan favorite that doesn’t really need a movie just about him but would also feel empty if the movie didn’t include him
@@cactusmalone got to agree with you lol
@@cactusmalone whos han solo?
@@albinenstrom2411 guy from star trek
@@stingybismark4976 no, he is from lord of the rings
@@cactusmalone I would say he is the main character but his story isn't the main story. He is in the background and tries to keep himself hidden as he likes to snake his way out of things, however his actions have the biggest impact.
A standalone movie just about Jack doesn't work without him meddling in someone else's life, which the past two movies it seems he doesn't want to influence anything because of the lack of a clear motivation.
I was so upset about not seeing Rageti and Pintel, they were the R2-D2 and C-3P0 of the pirates series. Comedic relief with purpose to the plot and a general sense of “we’re along for the ride in this legendary adventure”
Plot twist: This video is secretly a Kinder easter egg advertisement
It's not a very good one though
This. Like, take a shot every time he says happy meal, kinder easter egg, or something similar. And the rum will soon be all gone
@@jonathancampbell7798 Why's the rum always gone? Cuz Filmento's not very good at analogy.
...and McDonald's, and Dominos!
Your arguments work very well on the star wars sequel trilogy too
Finally we got someone who loved this franchise to properly review the last two movies instead of just ditching them as bad movies. 4 had good Captain Jack but poor pirating; and 5 had okay pirating but poor Captain Jack. I personally think the escape sequence in 4 is even better than 1.
Agree
Completely!!
“There’s just something off about it. I could never put my finger on it.Though I was sitting here watching a Pirate’s movie, it didn’t feel like I was watching a Pirate’s movie.”
You captured my exact sentiment on this movie so perfectly it’s kind of unnerving.
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Filmento, me, and every potc fan in existence: Please let us have our first three movies in peace
Disney: *cackles in cash*
@S K yeah you right time to wake up
Correction: the first movie.
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Well. Money IS money, and I like money, so I can't blame them. Coulda made better movies, but whatever.
It always seemed weird that Jack lost interest in the fountain. It would have been interesting to have him say he wasn’t able to find the fountain at the beginning and then at the end it turned out he was lying, he’d found the fountain but also found out about the price for using it and decided “Nah”.
That probably would've made way more sense for his character. Even though he is fanatical about his seekings
@@lildominator2953 but still makes a good choice even if it goes against what he wants, as seen in the end of At Worlds End
Like a huge quinton torrontino style "twist" at the end of the movie where we could have seen more sea action along with how the pearl got lost in the first place thus solving this movies two biggest plot holes while remaining loyal to the protanganists personality.
@@lildominator2953 cant remember if it's a deleted scene or not, but in the first movie he ponders wanting to live with the curse in exchange for immortality. Could've been an interesting call back for jack and Barbosa especially, having tasted immortality
I believe at one point in the movie, they do explain he did find the Fountain, he was lacking the chalices to open it. That's why he was asking "what was the price" and not "where is the Fountain". He knew, as well as Maester Gibbs later on, where the fountain was, but as everyone else, they lacked the way to get into it.
Indeed, 'Sparrow: A Pirates Story' was not that much of a bad movie.
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Fun story: my little brother was big on Blackbeard and Pirates of the Caribbean when this movie was coming out in theaters. So when he saw the scene when Blackbeard was easily disarmed and defeated, that was the first time my little brother was boiling with disappointment and anger.
Your brother didn't deserve to have his innocence taken so early.
*** the first time lol
Please tell me you filmed it.
Couldn't Disney just do ONE LAST FILM with Jack Sparrow and give him AN ENDING THAT IS worthy?
Abrupt franchise endings are the worst things you could do, PARTICULARLY if you do it with a really famous character!
If they do, he will be unceremoniously killed and forgotten the following 10 minutes.
@@DonVigaDeFierro That will only happen IF they go Terminator Dark Fate's route. I hope they don't do that.
He probably wouldn't want to with how disney reacted
Not to mention that they teased in the post ending scene that Davey Jones could come back as a villain against Will Turner in a sequel, which could have tied up the whole franchise and I REALLY wanted to see that.
I consider the end of At World's End to be a decent ending. It's not very grand, but it's Sparrow.
I thought the whole "No one actually *needs* the fountain of youth was an intentional part of the whole story? Jack figured out it was a fools journey. Barbosa didn't care. And everyone who pursued the fountain ended up, at best, sort of succeeding. And at worst, getting royally screwed in a very avoidable way.
"Something you get when you order a Happy Meal"
"Feels like a fun little toy you find inside a Kinder Easter Egg"
"Like something you'd find in a Domino's pizza box demo disc"
I was about to say this but you got here first 👍
That started to get on my nerves after a while.
@@toganium4175 Same
No Genres fatties gonna fat
I stopped watching because of this.
I mean, sure this movie would have been a free DLC if this was a video game franchise, but comparing it to Happy Meals toys at least seventy times in one video is just annoying
black pearl: Genius
dead man's chest: On par with the first one
at world's end: good and satisfying, no complaints whatsoverer
on stranger tides: not as good as the others but still enjoyable and the plot is good
dead men tell no tales: abomination, Jack is out of character and it doesn't feel natural. shitty plot, shitty fight scenes, shitty ending
Dead man's chest has it's Moments but the ending sucks.
@@leonpaelinck kracken
@@abutterynoodle9347 krocken how it’s pronounced in the original Scandinavian
@@Gary-jd8rv But we ain't original Scandanavians are we?
@@abutterynoodle9347 It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants.
Kind of funny that this used to be the most expensive movie ever made.
Thats the third one
@@cortomaltese5206 No it's this one just looked it up they spent 400 million on this one
@@cortomaltese5206 just google the most expensive movie ever made and its potc4
Yep, even when you adjust for inflation
Yep, not even Endgame and Infinity War cost as much
No bro, on stranger tides, jack does want to find the fountain, his motive is what he told Elizabeth when they were stuck on that island, the fountain gives a promise of eternal life the same way he would have gotten from stabbing the heart.
Jack has always wanted freedom.
This motive is made clearer at the end of poc 3 where he looks at the map and pin points the fountain.
you are right :O I went and watched the ending and it really does show it.
I think the point was that Jack never really cared about using the fountain himself in THIS movie. But in the previous movie they actively showed Jack showing interest in going for the fountain
@@chrisforbes9816 He did but he eventually gave up in this movie, and I felt that it was another situation just like in Worlds End, where he wants the freedom (becoming Davy Jones/Eternal life from the fountain) but has to give it up to save someone he cares about (Will/Angelica). And while he does actively seem like he doesnt want to find the fountain throughout most of the movie, it's more that he doesn't want to be FORCED to find it for someone else rather than not wanting to find it at all, as Jack doesn't like to be bossed around.
But also, in World's End the task before reaching eternal life was stabbing Davy Jones' heart (a declared enemy that already killed him before) which matches Jack's personality while in the fountain of youth after discovering he has to kill an inocent to do that he desist.
He wanted the fountain of youth's "eternal" life until he knew the requirements to do so. That's why he stole the map from barbossa in the end of poc 3
Audience : Johnny Depp starred the Pirates of the Carribean right?
Disney : Yep.
Audience : Therefore we love Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Carribean right?
Disney : Uh huh.
Audience : So, if you put Johnny Depp into Pirates of the Carribean, we will pay tickets for your movie right?
Disney : Makes sense to me.
Audience : Then put Johnny into the series now.
Disney : You are not progressive, you hated this movie because you dislike Amber Heard!
Well, to be fair. Johnny Depp has relapsed into being an impossible lazy wreck again.
Word is, that in Pirates Five, he would often show up on set half a day late, wasting millions in production and his performance was sub-par too.
Would you want to work with an actor who has become difficult to work with and has lost his drive?
@@wjzav1971 but remember, he had serious problems with Amber Heard during that period!
WJ ZAV who would want to act in a movie that has no heart?
This new movie will fail.
@@wjzav1971 plus johhny had to have his lines said to him through a wire.
Would've been cool that in the beginning of the film,he was in the search of the fountain of youth to get another chance at being immortal.
It's also cool to think that immortal has been somewhat of a recurring theme here.
In the first film, he could've taken the cursed aztec gold but also didn't want to deal with the consequences of being an undead skeleton. In the 2nd film, he died but somehow escaped the locker. In the 3rd,he contemplates stabbing the heart for 2 reasons,the responsibility it takes to be immortal (ferrying souls to the other side for eternity and only 1 day on land) and because Will was literally dying right in front of him. In this film,there is no consequences in in being immortal,or at least trying to take the years of someone else. No trade off but to find some bloke who hates his life and is young. Would've been cool to see him still search for a way to be immortal.
Compared to what came after, Stranger Tides is a 10/10 masterpiece.
Who Dat Ninja yea, Pirates 5 was just a trash heap
@Daniel Stark While I do agree that Salazar is a big improvement over Blackbeard, the problems in Dead Men Tell No Tales (or as they call it in Sweden, Salazar's Revenge) is much more severe. The writing for Jack Sparrow is not good and there is a whole bunch of retcons & continuity errors.
I actually loved Pirates of the Caribbean 5 and that's coming from a guy who's watched the original 3 like 45 times each. I will say that it felt a little TOO out there and over the top and just didn't feel quite right somehow but it was leagues ahead of 4, which I couldn't (and still cant, after several attempts) watch in full without dozing off.
In Salazar's Revenge he isn't Jack Sparrow not sure how he and the writers butchered the charachter so badly
this is like how he explains how inorganic it is for a story when the story moves the protagonist rather the protagonist moves the story.
I will NOT watch a pirates of the Caribbean without Johnny Depp playing Jack sparrow.
Captain CAPTAIN jack sparrow .
yes he is the worst pirate i ever heard of....but i have heard of him. haha
On Stranger Tides: "Imposter pretending to be a Pirates of the Caribbean movie"
Dead Men Tell No Tales: "Imposter predending to be Jack Sparrow"
Real Jack:But u have heard of me
Fake Jack:Do you know that they invented mayonnaise??
Part of the reason this one feels more like it’s own standalone adventure is because that’s what the story originally was. It’s an adaptation of a 1987 pirate fantasy novel called On Stranger Tides. While the book had its own original characters, the movie obviously uses the established characters from the previous Pirates of the Caribbean movies instead.
If they had made a stand alone movie following the book, it would have done much better.
The book was good.
He knows. He mentions that near the beginning of the video.
Blackbeard's first introduction scene was actually really great and terrifying..... wish he was like that for the rest of the movie.
Plot twist : This is not a video about On Stranger Tides. Its secretly an advertisement for McDonald's, the sponsor of this video.
OH SHIT
Special shout out for the "she has a name!" scene. In French, a mermaid is called a sirène. So, when that priest says "Sirena", just remember that, for me, in the theatre, it was basically you hearing "Mermaida". Like, movie, are you even trying anymore ?
In spanish it literally is just hearing "Mermaid". Not even a name. Might as well call your dog "dog".
In Italian a mermaid is called a sirena... So same here ahahah
Sara Vinci Wait, so you have no distinction between a mermaid and a siren? They’re not necessarily the same thing.
In Latvian, mermaid is “nāra” and a siren is “sirēna” and they’re two different creatures (yet similar in some aspects).
So, while still weird, not quite as jarring.
@@AngryBoozer Well, in romance languages (Italian, French, Spanish and possibly Portuguese and Romania but I'm not sure for the last two) I don't think that there exist a distinction between merfolks and siren.
In french I know there is only one word, making the translation of mermaid iffy.
Okay, so here’s a real barebones rewrite of this movie.
1. France and Spain are having naval conflicts in the Caribbean following the defeat of Davy Jones and the fall of the East India company. Barbosa, being an opportunist, chooses to sign on as a privateer to get more free access to move as he pleases, and pillage undetected and get paid to do so. Plus, it gives him a perfect angle to justify his pursual of...
2. Blackbeard is back. Blackbeard has been keeping a relatively low profile the past few movies. He’s old now, and weaker than he used to be. Davy Jones may have had it out for him, so he was laying low while the second and third movies were occurring. He’s physically not as competent as he once was, but his magic control of his ship, and his zombie crew give him some power to throw around, as well as his ruthlessness.
Now that Jones is dealt with, and the EI company is gone, he’s poised to return to his former glory, he just needs to regain his old power, via the fountain. He plans to use voodoo to enslave the tiny ships in bottles to his control, essentially creating a fleet totally under his command.
3. Jack wants the Pearl. Plain and simple, he learns that Blackbeard has his ship, and sets out to find him, stumbling into a bigger plot and deciding he has to stop Blackbeard to save his ship, and prevent Blackbeard from regaining his youth and all
We catholic = fountain no no
This so stupidly hilarious, I can't stop laughing😅😂
Honestly - whilst I appreciate that objectively the first film was pure genius, and the first trilogy was incredibly well put together and consistently brilliant - I really liked this one, too.
Yes, Jack (*Captain) isn't strictly necessary for the plot of this film, but he was also originally supposed to be a side character in the first film, too. He's not meant to be the central character of the plot - he's at his best when he seems to end up as significant, almost by chance.
In the first film, as I've said - he's really a glorified side character. In the second, again he has his own motives that are seemingly separate from the main plotline, and he only becomes significantly central in the third installment because of his position as one of the pirate lords, who aren't in themselves that centrally important - I challenge you to name three of the other ones, apart from Barbossa and Elizabeth. If the story was told from the perspective of some of the other Pirates and their respective struggles against The East India Company, it might well be that Jack never makes a significant appearance.
No, Jack really serves two roles in these films: first, as a way to unite all the other plotlines, being the common denominator between all of the other protagonists and antagonists, to provide narrative cohesion in the films' climaxes, but generally serving a secondary role in all of the respective subplots; second, and foremost, as a catalyst for character development, and masterful comic relief.
He's a drunk pirate genius, with a good heart, buried under a lifetime of misfortune, betrayal, imprisonment, abandonment and ultimately, loneliness, hiding behind a facade of a smartass, swashbuckling, masterful escape artist, who's predominant motive is seemingly low-resolution short-term self-preservation, because that's all he's ever known. His greatest moments are when he manages to transcend the limitations of learn-ed self-interest, and he decides to let his good heart shine through and sacrifice his own interests for the benefit of others - like at the end of Dead Man's Chest, or when he saves Will and sacrifices his chance of living forever at sea.
These themes stay consistent in films 4 and 5, too, and I think the main problem has been the lack of a proper overarching plot - they wasted an opportunity with developing the characters from Stranger Tides into their own saga, as they did in the first three films.
But Pirates films they have always been, and Captain Jack Sparrow has always stayed true to form, and so I've always enjoyed watching this series.
@@rpmlx it's a great scene isn't it
Underrated
I think the most harmful part of this movie is that it implies they the crew of the pearl from the first three movies were killed off, I know the little guy showed up in five but other than that if they don’t show up in six they might be dead. And those side characters were a big part of the movies, and lets be honest the new ones aren’t that good.
@@rpmlx Captain Teague used to be the Pirate Lord of Madagascar, right? Before he became the Keeper of the Code.
@@crusaderduncan1628 Honestly, I miss Ragetti and Pintel.
Some months ago I actually rewatched all 4 movies. And it’s funny, I remembered liking 4 pretty well. Obviously nothing beats the trilogy, but I thought it was a solid addition. However, after rewatching it, I realized why, although it’s not terrible, it doesn’t hold a candle to the first three. And, in my opinion on where the movie fails, I can mostly point the blame to Blackbeard as the villain. What I realized is that, one thing that made the 3 originals so great was how heavily interconnected so many of the characters were. Each villain we meet-Barbossa, Beckett, and Davy Jones-have a history with Jack. His first mate who mutinied against him, his past employer who branded him a pirate after he freed a ‘shipment’ of slaves, and the man he made a deal with _for his soul_ to bring back his beloved ship the Wicked Wench, then renamed the Black Pearl. Blackbeard.... doesn’t have that. He is super bland as a villain. Angelica, she’s great. Why? She’s _also_ got a history with Jack and she’s a really fun character overall. The fountain of youth concept itself is interesting too. Barbossa is back and we get to see him from an unexpected angle. And although this is a contentious point, I personally like the mermaid romance subplot, which might be my inner girl talking. But because Blackbeard is so dull, and the purpose of their fountain of youth journey is significantly tied in to his character goals, it brings down much of the movie with him.
Great points!
"Blackbeard is so dull"
He quoted "The truth is simplier than you think, im a bad man."
What did you think? Its not going meddle with the perfect trilogy and start more on Jack's own adventures.
@@asiancommunication-yl9ng It didn’t have to meddle with the OG trilogy to be a good movie. Explaining your villain away by saying “they’re just a bad man”, still doesn’t make for a satisfying villain (in most cases). I don’t really see much of an argument in your point. It is my opinion that Blackbeard is not a compelling villain, and therefore is a big flaw of the movie. Blackbeard could have been given more interesting motivations than what we got. You’re free to disagree, but that’s my personal thoughts.
Again, it’s an okay movie, it’s just not great like the originals are.
Lowkey, Filmento was very hungry when he was writing the script.
There's a second ending in this movie of Jack's voodoo doll washing up on the shore and it really makes me made that NOTHING FREAKING HAPPENED WITH THAT IN THE 5TH MOVIE! These last two movies were disappointing.
It's called post credit scene.
There’s a fifth movie? Shit I don’t even remember it
at least jack is in it hha...anyway ngl it's quite enjoyable really..i love seeing cap'n jack doing his goofy stuff and being amazing at the same time.
I used to 8thno the doll will have somehing to do with the way Jack acts in the what ever he last movie was but now.... eh
I always thought that the reference to the Fountain of Youth was all about continuing Jack's pursuit of immortality, just with a change of plans from using the Flying Dutchman. It could have had all the elements of a good sequel (continuation of goals and themes, but with new and interesting challenges), but instead, we are chasing after the Pearl again. I don't understand why they went this route...
What you were trying to explain this whole time is what's called a "filler arc" or a "filler episode".
I felt the 5 as a filler episode more than 4.
Does Disney really think that with the popularity of Karen Gillan they will be able to make a good reboot of Pirates...
Lance Vance She’s a good actress but she’s not Emma Watson-level popular. I mean she’s not even the most popular one of GOTG.
Saddly for Karen... But I hope his movie to fail, I like her, but I'm not gonna suport that Disney suck decision
I love Karen Gillan she is my favourite dr who companion but I don’t see how this move is gonna be popular considering Captain Jack Sparrow is the franchise
Yes, and it will. China dollah bills yalll.
@@lilelo208 Ok? You still don't have numerous other countries supporting this movie. Godzilla which is literally the most well known monster in Japan underperformed at the box office even in China and Japan.
On Stranger Tides: 6/10, great spinoff.
Salazar's Revenge: 3/10, not canon
@Sally Trip Wtf? Who brainwashed you?
@Sally Trip You on shrooms?
@Sally Trip explains alot
This so fantastic. I just started rewatching these films yesterday and I noticed Filmento’s critique of them throughout the last year or so. And I just so happened to watch On Stranger Tides last night. This is such a great coincidence! And most of the points Filmento makes I thought so too. What a strange, inept movie.
Still sort of fun for what it was, especially parts with Jack and Barbossa.
The Spanish wanting the fountain is explained when they reach it, stating that "only Christ offers eternal life, not this pagan fountain", they want to destroy it. And as for the british wanting it just to deprive a rival country of it, well thats colonial international politics, "lets get this thing so our rivals dont" is how countries often operated and even do nowadays sometimes.
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When you try to write your next masterpice like everyone else, taking notes from videos like these is invaluable! 🙏
Palpatine/Mickey at the start was a very nice touch
I think that’s a common meme now. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it in several videos before this one.
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This film just feels extremely pointless imo
I also hate how useless black beard was. He could have been a great character but he’s just sooo boring
Edit: 7:50 yep, this is what I’m talking about
plus he doesn't compare to Davy
I agree. Blackbeard should have been the next Big Baddie after Jones but Disney f••ked it. There was so much potential. He was a very menacing character
Yesssss, Ian McShane is a tremendous actor but he was truly wasted on this film. ☹️
Let’s not forget they killed off the entire crew of the Black Pearl in this movie aswell. What a terrible choice. So many great characters from the first trilogy just got disrespected like that xD omfg Disney are you kidding me!!
All of you will shut up and eat what the mighty mouse feeds you. You will open your wallets and you buttholes. Nah jk fk the d
I’ve been watching PotC movies since I was very young, and personally I enjoyed this movie and thought it was a nice refresher. Rather than Captain Jack Sparrow having to continue the same plot or story line from the past two movies, it put him in a new setting and demonstrated how he fairs and thrives in it
I still love this movie. It's like a DLC to the main story.
well said! and same here bruh, I love it too
That's a perfect way to describe it. I was thinking of "a good enough filler storyline in an anime", but your description fits better.
As a kid, all I cared about was to see Jack Sparrow again after the trilogy. This movie didn’t disappoint me.
Sure, critically and overall, it's not that good and doesn't compare to the first 3, but I still enjoy rewatching and I don't even hate it.
Christon Adams it’s pretty good imo
Me and my brother always thought of the PoTC movies like an anime. The trilogy as the actual thing, each movie as a season. Stranger tides is the OVA, and Dead Men Tell No Tales is that fanfic no one talks about 🤣
For me it kinda was. Probably as a movie not connected with PotC, I think I would have liked it. But since so much has been established with the previous movies already, it seemed that the 5th movie threw some of those aspects out the window. But that's just me.💁🏾♀️
@asian dude it feels small. More like a day in the life of Jack than an adventure with eldritch beings.
I remember almost nothing about this movie
But one thing I DO remember is walking out of the theatre with
the promise to never watch it again... I just hated it
I feel like Filmento is just crazy hungry right now.
He’s not even captaining a ship at any point, ITS NOT EVEN CAPTAIN JACK
How should he when blackbeard trapped the pearl in a bottle?
@@1y1nfinity59 HE'S A PIRATE, HE CAN STEAL ANOTHER! (see the entire first quarter of the first movie)
@@Slazaryn yeah thats right but he wanted to get the pearl and he couldnt get it another way
@@Slazaryn and if you forgot blackbeards ship was controlled by magic, it would be hard to beat it, besides even if jack would've won a sea fight with another ship against the queen annes revenge, theres no garant that the cannons wouldnt have destroyed the black pearl while it was in a bottle
@@Slazaryn Yeah he tried to steal blackbeard's ship and have a mutiny look what happen
Ending of the video "well... you get it" - yeah, after having those same metaphors shoved in our face eight times, you'd think we would. ;)
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How could you ?
You didn't call main character his full name.
Captain Jack Sparrow.
'There should be a 'captain' in there somewhere'
Thank you Filmento.
I always felt that something was off with this movie but never could tell what. You clarified it.
Every video of yours is always cinematic enlightenment and helps me understand movies and story-telling better.
Blessed be the day, I discovered and subscribed to your channel.
me too. i only watched this one time back when it first came out and i was... disappointed, for some reason... it just didn't feel like a pirates movie.
Here we be gathered to watch a video that clarifies the film for us. Savvy?
Agree, the one time I watched this film I was bored to death (I think I even fell asleep for a couple minutes, something that never happens to me on teathers), and now I understand why.
How the hell can the most expensive movie ever (at the time of its release) feel like so much like a cheap knock-off?
Jack isn't supposed to be the main character, the first 3 films were Will and Elizabeth's story, Jack was the support.
Well he stole the show haha because I considered him as the main character
@@LadyOfTheEdits Oh yeah he was easily the best part of those movies but still, if you look at the character arcs of Jack, Will and Elizabeth you'll find it really is their story, not Jacks.
@@mattnar3865 yeah haha true.
I considered the three of them main characters lol
Matt Nar
Finally someone that gets it. Jack is not the main character. He is a lousy main character.
Another thing to consider regarding "this feels like a movie Jack Sparrow was shoehorned into" is that this was based on an actual book called On Stranger Tides, which, as you can tell, has nothing to do with Pirates of the Caribbean or Jack Sparrow.
Wait really??? So it isnt even original?
@@ValerieSparrowW Well, it was an original novel by Tim Powers from 1987. With no Jack Sparrow in it.
@@ValerieSparrowW yep! It's not a direct adaptation by any stretch, but it's openly stated as their starting point. It features Blackbeard, the Golden Age of Pirates, and even has a main character named Jack 😂 also interestingly, Secret of Monkey Island cites both On Stranger Tides and the Pirates Disney ride as inspirations.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Stranger_Tides
@@JulietStMoon That book looks promising. Even Orson Scott Card praised it huh.
The movie, on the other hand...
Well, the book heavily inspired all the PotC films, this is just really the only one that is directly inspired by it.
Thanks for making this video! I saw this movie years ago, before I'd heard many film critiques, and even I noticed a massive sense of emptiness... I could really understand the problem of 'telling, not showing', when it came to establishing Jack and the lady's relationship. Whereas in the first films, we're introduced to Elizabeth, Will and Jack as strangers, and get to go through the journey of knowing them just as they get to know each other, in this film, we're told that Jack and the new lady have history, but we don't get to watch them develop, so their relationship is meaningless to us! I hadn't picked up on the issues with the plot, but even the issues with character development in this movie was enough to make it feel like nothing much happened.
Answer to the bigger budget:
Johnny Depps salary
78 million😂
He is one of the most important reasons why fans love Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise. The man deserves to get paid, I guess.
Holy shiat
Once a pirate, always a pirate.
He doesn't want to make another movie with pirates. So he wanted enormous salary... Little he know Disney paid it.
Whoa
Lets be real, Pirates 4 is still entertaining and watchable and the score is really good. Esp the mermaid scene. Pirates 5 meanwhile....
Nah Pirates 5 is more enjoyable than 4. 4 is painful to watch and it's story was bland and had no drive.
@@NitroBoost115 Pirates 5's story is a rethread of a B plot from Dead Man's Chest
@Mad Max Another villain who wants to get Jack because something happened in the past, and they cant step on land, and they have a special ship with abilities, and a loyal crew, and a odd looking captain. Only difference is Jack is a dumbass in the 5th film.
I always really liked the fourth movie because they scaled it down to something more bite-sized after the third. Making it bigger after the 3rd would just be parody, and I applaud their ability to see it.
If I were making this movie, I would’ve cut jack out completely and made the main character Barbossa: maybe as a privateer, he is safe as well as rich, but he feels empty or hollow because there’s no more risk, and nobody gives him a challenge. Moreover, he’s bitter about Black Beard taking his ship and his leg (maybe a crew member can mention it and he kills them to show that). Then we can have this scene:
King George: we want you to get the fountain of youth
Barbossa: I sleep
King George: Black Beard wants it
Barbossa:*REAL SHIT*
And then we can have Edward and Hector have this cat and mouse relationship the whole movie, and then they fight in the end of the movie. Maybe we can also have Blackbeard almost kill Angelica at some point. Then Blackbeard and Barbossa stab each other, and Angelica saves Barbossa at the end. Barbossa takes Queen Ann’s Revenge at the end of the movie a new man. Bing Bang Boom, go to Tortuga, roll credits
Jack was one of the biggest strengths of the movie so if Barbossa is the main character you could have Jack in Barbossas usual role.
Well if they would have cut jack out I don't think the movie would have made a billion dollars and Disney is all about that money.
@@Ento2012 Jack is better as a secondary character anyway.
@@Torlik11 why do you think so? Has he been one before?
@@Ento2012 Yep. He's not the protagonist of movie 1 or even the next 2 really. Will was the protagonist - well, Will and Elizabeth were the leads. Sparrow was a supporting character.
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“I can name fingers and point names.” - Captain Jack Sparrow in a movie that shouldn’t have had him.
Lol in that intro with the “oh god please no” I thought “I bet there’s gonna be BB meme “he can’t keep getting away with it” and sure enough like 7 secs later it happened XD
"Simping"
"A streamer girl and a white knight."
*In posh British accent* Good god! He's put into words!
That's it, that's why I forgot On Stranger Tides existed and just thought it was Dead Man's Chest with a new name!
That's not a joke. I literally thought that for years.
I had to stop the movie and look up what the hell simp was
British accent? Nigga sounds like he from the soviet socialist republic of morkovia
@@migkillerphantom my guy, he was not talking about the narrator lol
@@AwakenedSomnabulist that simp call-out actually made me laugh pretty hard lol
Disney: Johnny your fired
Johnny depp: you forgot one very important thing mate, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.
Filmento for the 19th time: "This is something youd find in.."
Me: "Oh come on!"
Filmento: "You get it" END
THANK YOU!
Pirates of the Star Avengers where Captain Jedironman uses the space airpirateship known as the Black-X-Carrier to transport the Jedi Pirates in Iron man suits to fight Darth Thanos Jones.
It'll be EPIC!
Disney: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
that sounds like a wet dream come true
@@games_on_phone89 it did come to me in a dream. And I forgot it in another. So I posted it here before I forgot.
@@KiomonDuck goddamn
EPIK.
It didn't match the previous movies at all, but the fourth is one of my favorites.
It's not pirates, though the mythological aspect *and* Johnny Depp's incredible acting is plenty to keep me interested.
I genuinely really enjoy this film, not as much as the first 3, but i still really like it, gives us something to go on with in the universe, a good expansion imo
Oakley Watkins idk man, I’ve been watching the movies the last week and just watched the 4th one yesterday. It’s pretty boring and Gibbs is the only fun character
I think the video illustrates why its kind of bad tho. The forst 3 all play a part in a greater whole and have consequences. This one seems entirely detached from the bigger picture of the pirates universe and indeed just comes off as a spin off vacation type thing. Doesn't mean you cant enjoy it its still pretty fun its just a bit disappointing
@@rickfan7 I think that's exactly the reason many of us like this movie instead. It didn't feel like a melting pot that might be too big for it's own good. Many fans i talked to said that they thought the 3rd movie was too bloated and i can kinda see that even though i love it. 4 felt like a nice little breather from all the big stuff, it was a focus on smaller things again and established that Sparrow is still his own man that has many more paths.
@@piccoloatburgerking Fair enough i just think it feels pointless and kind of forced with a worse plot than its predecessors
@@rickfan7 I think it feels like that because Jack had a much more in-depth connections with the previous cast compared to the new ones in the 4th movie. I think if the the 4th movie were to stem a new trilogy by itself it'd be much better but seeing the way 5 turned out and Disney's current condition it was a pipe dream.
Edit: I will add though, the only thing that was good about the 5th movie was Barbossa's character arc. I think it was done beautifully. And that Will Turner returned. But that's about it.
Plot: Another way to become Inmortal, what is jacks want in the first 3 movies
This video is like something you’d find in an Oscar nomination
Whatever its problems, this movie will always have a place for me. Because it's a movie set on the Golden Age of Piracy on the Spanish Caribbean that actually, you know, has Spaniards on it!
Seirously. Not only this franchise, but how many popular movies and works take place on this setting, and then completly ignored the existence of the Spanish Empire, even though it ruled those waters.
I loved that this movie expanded on the lore with the Spaniards and the mermaids.
Agree! For me, the Spaniards added a fascinating depth to the story.
just like Film Theory: you give Disney great ideas and lessons and they're immediately changing things and ignoring your advises.
2:39 - "...'On Stranger Tides' is an imposter pretending to be a 'Pirates' movie. It's an entirely separate film that snatched Jack Sparrow up into being in it against his will, and then slapped the name 'Pirates of the Caribbean' on the cover."
The IMDb Trivia page seems to agree:
"This movie was loosely based on the 1988 pirate novel "On Stranger Tides", by Tim Powers. The novel's protagonist is a pirate named Jack, but his character is significantly different from Captain Jack Sparrow."
I think you were hungry when you recorded this episode
I will not say that "On Stranger Tides" was bad.
For example, I liked Penelope Cruz character and probably Black Beard.
But for some reason, the 5th part was better for me than the 4th in many aspects.
I disagree with you but I can understand why you would prefer the 5th to the 4th. I prefer the 4th because it nails Jack perfectly.
For as much as I love Ian McShane, that might be the worst version of Blackbeard
I bet you liked Penelope Cruz, not her character (which I can totally relate to).
In the 5th movie jack is a sad drunk and I personally believe that didn’t depict his character well at all.
Also Kaya Scodelario’s character and whole presence in the film ruined it for me. Nothing personal against her.
I always had that same feeling that something was off with the fourth film. Not a bad film, but it just didn’t engage me to the same level as the others (yes, even 5). Thank you for identifying that “something”!
For those interested, the Pirates franchise was taken directly from the book On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers. It’s one of my favorites since high school in the 80s and I always thought it a shame that it never got the credit it deserved. Now if someone comes across it they’ll likely think it’s ripping off Pirates. This movie takes the title and Blackbeard/fountain of youth plot from the book. Other parts can be seen in the previous movies, such as the theme of magic bring squeezed out of the world by mapping and conquering it. It’s a great book and deserves some love. The Anubis Gates by the same author is pretty good too, similar bonkers magic rules but involving Egypt, werewolves, and time travel.
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12:11 the moment when the movie shows self awareness
also shows how stupid real life wars are
Barbossa only joined the Royal Navy and complimented them to further the lords respect of him
3:14 “cheaply produced commercial”
Even thought this is literally the most expensive move ever made, with 379 million dollars
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