Infinity Con 2021 Top 12 - Ned (Sephiroth) Vs. Jake (Steve) SSBU Ultimate Tournament

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  • @phy_
    @phy_ 3 роки тому +150

    Been looking forward to seeing Ned’s Sephiroth offline, did not disappoint!

  • @MCWaxC
    @MCWaxC 3 роки тому +263

    If the commentator calls it silver one more time I swear to god

    • @ioncavegrandma9256
      @ioncavegrandma9256 3 роки тому +37

      I guess there are people in the universe who haven’t played minecraft

    • @TriforceZard
      @TriforceZard 3 роки тому +52

      I think he should have relied on the faster sulphur tools or the sapphire ones more

    • @MintyPolaroid
      @MintyPolaroid 3 роки тому +46

      what really gets me is that he called it steel (which is close enough) but then "corrects" himself saying silver again

    • @enderael7878
      @enderael7878 3 роки тому +1

      Tell me about it.

    • @hezitation4868
      @hezitation4868 3 роки тому +18

      @@MintyPolaroid then he says Steve which is completely fine then corrects himself to Minecraft

  • @searingvortex4082
    @searingvortex4082 3 роки тому +217

    It feels so good to see Ned punish minecart

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому +5

      And just when you thought hero bounce was annoying seph said I can do it too.

    • @lintecassidy206
      @lintecassidy206 3 роки тому +16

      @@judex24 It's not like Hero bounce though, that shit's automatic and just invalidates a tool. Ned's counters were callouts, from Jake using minecart too predictably. That stuff is good to see.

    • @Crxwess
      @Crxwess 3 роки тому

      @yeet 3/4 time is very underused, minecart is very good

    • @yoshikagekira1719
      @yoshikagekira1719 3 роки тому +5

      @@Crxwess very good online where it's entirely unreactable. In this format it's finally punishable

    • @hyper_blade1477
      @hyper_blade1477 2 роки тому +1

      I can tell ur someone who has a hard time dealing with Minecraft lol

  • @arrambai
    @arrambai 3 роки тому +64

    My man called Steve "minecraft"...

    • @CleAnMa
      @CleAnMa 3 роки тому +27

      your man also called Iron "silver"?

    • @owens375
      @owens375 3 роки тому +1

      Enderman*

    • @vdreezus
      @vdreezus 3 роки тому

      hes a fkn idiot

    • @rainy7009
      @rainy7009 3 роки тому

      @@owens375 same thing

    • @LinkMaster5555
      @LinkMaster5555 3 роки тому

      Just a palette lol 🤪

  • @genesisfgc
    @genesisfgc 3 роки тому +118

    Idc about the result of this set, Jake getting this far in his first offline major is hella impressive

    • @losmorrits7215
      @losmorrits7215 3 роки тому +49

      Tbf it's the first offline major where we see A Steve main player. Pros are barely getting used to playing against this character offline. Once they get the hang of it, Jake might go away. Or he might improve. Who knows. We need more offline tourneys to say.

    • @thelordoftheweebs9501
      @thelordoftheweebs9501 3 роки тому +2

      Not to mention the number of players is mostly those from florida I assume and very few pgr players.

    • @Amaling
      @Amaling 3 роки тому +2

      @@losmorrits7215 for sure, it’s hard to say with this DLC stuff yet. But I’m confident that Mythra/Pyra are top tier

    • @Just_Tet
      @Just_Tet 3 роки тому +2

      Yea but it’s dumb that he knows NO COMBOS. Dude would be doing even better if he would just spend time refining his combo game. Would be scary cuz this characters damage output is the best thing about him and jake does not use that to his advantage at all

    • @ElMexa203
      @ElMexa203 3 роки тому

      @@Amaling for me allí characters are top tier

  • @MrDestinydraw
    @MrDestinydraw 3 роки тому +82

    WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING THAT HES CALLING IRON SILVER

    • @darciheadswillroll
      @darciheadswillroll 3 роки тому +3

      Why did you say that, I can't unhear it

    • @ThePurussaurus
      @ThePurussaurus 3 роки тому +10

      He actually said steel once which is pretty damn close but excused himself and went back to saying silver afterwards.

    • @vayroxayp7331
      @vayroxayp7331 3 роки тому +3

      I came to to comments to see if somebody else noticed it too lol

    • @adriann9919
      @adriann9919 3 роки тому +4

      Next he's gonna call gold "butter" 🤠

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      I don't play Minecraft I came from the latest 90s and people in my era never played that at all like fornite everyone in my era played either cod or Tekken and maybe some smash. Minecraft ain't me at all.

  • @radiaz121
    @radiaz121 3 роки тому +14

    I love when he says Steel and then corrects himself to Silver

  • @ericholmes
    @ericholmes 3 роки тому +56

    Jake beat PikPocket, ChunkyKong, Goblin and Mugen, for his first (or one of his first im not sure) offline major, this is hella impressive, getting 9th!

    • @tinyt.w.i.m7291
      @tinyt.w.i.m7291 3 роки тому +13

      Props. I may not like Steve but I will hand out props to those who deserve.

    • @finn_6775
      @finn_6775 3 роки тому +1

      His first offline tournament

    • @aetherius6221
      @aetherius6221 3 роки тому

      I think he used to be decent with Mario but definitely his first offline with shpeve

    • @finn_6775
      @finn_6775 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, its his first offline tournament, he never used mario offline. He started playing in 2020, before covid

    • @aetherius6221
      @aetherius6221 3 роки тому

      @@finn_6775 gotdamb even more respect

  • @Ssj4link
    @Ssj4link 3 роки тому +6

    I know this is a serious match, but this might actually be the funniest thumbnail I've seen in a while.

  • @totraspook
    @totraspook 3 роки тому +13

    'He wants steel because - ah silver excuse me, he wants silver because'
    NANI

  • @numberonearies4791
    @numberonearies4791 3 роки тому +55

    Did this man just call iron "silver"????????

    • @Gangsterr65
      @Gangsterr65 3 роки тому +6

      when he went from silver to steel and back to silver. i was like man u srs?

    • @ParkAir33
      @ParkAir33 3 роки тому +2

      @@Gangsterr65 uncultured 😒 lmao

    • @champking20
      @champking20 3 роки тому

      @@ParkAir33 it’s saddening 😢

  • @xxvolcomxx56
    @xxvolcomxx56 3 роки тому +35

    Hey guess what, Jake? People can react to mine cart offline XD

    • @madnard8744
      @madnard8744 3 роки тому +20

      Still clowning on him while he got 9th by 3-0 goblin, chunky and mugen and getting to the 9th place over 500 but yeah carried by online lol am so funny 😂

    • @TopOfAllWorlds
      @TopOfAllWorlds 3 роки тому +23

      @@madnard8744 I mean he's right though. Jake was carting too much in this MU and lost because of it.

    • @madnard8744
      @madnard8744 3 роки тому +3

      @@TopOfAllWorlds it’s his first tourney offline can we let him breathe?

    • @madnard8744
      @madnard8744 3 роки тому +2

      @@judex24 IT’S HIS FIRST TOURNEY MAN OF COURSE HE WILL ALWAYS MINECART HE DIDN’T GOT USED TO IT

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому +7

      @@madnard8744 okay I get it calm down lots of people that saw this vod said in the future he shouldn't spam minecart makes it easy to read. I just saw dabuz react to this video yesterday. Don't believe me go see his twitch channel for the video.

  • @judex24
    @judex24 3 роки тому +10

    Ned said SWT online Im getting my revenge see me offline the Ned comeback arc.

  • @SPMask
    @SPMask 3 роки тому +15

    Steve: I’m the Best at online Tournaments!
    Sephiroth: That’s cute.

  • @justpage8565
    @justpage8565 3 роки тому +68

    Lol dying at 30 for using minecart you love to see it

    • @xxProjectJxx
      @xxProjectJxx 3 роки тому +1

      Is minecart hated or something?

    • @xanander4693
      @xanander4693 3 роки тому +3

      @@xxProjectJxx well is pk fire hated?

    • @xanander4693
      @xanander4693 3 роки тому +4

      Literally minecart is good as a mixup, not a bread and butter 😭. Idk why people love spamming that move

    • @xxProjectJxx
      @xxProjectJxx 3 роки тому

      @@xanander4693 idk is it?

    • @justpage8565
      @justpage8565 3 роки тому +6

      @@xanander4693 cause it's hard to react to on wifi

  • @judex24
    @judex24 3 роки тому +5

    3:02 I've done that before love that megaflare option to see it offline is insane. Seph was like grab ledge I dare you bruh pathethic😂😂😏😏

    • @xanderx9988
      @xanderx9988 2 роки тому

      I’ve never seen something like that before from sephiroth taking 📝

  • @TriforceZard
    @TriforceZard 3 роки тому +29

    Jake made it further than I thought. Needs to work on those side b’s though.

    • @marianosoula987
      @marianosoula987 3 роки тому +6

      he is spoiled by wifi, he is used to spam side b and no be punish

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 3 роки тому +1

      @@marianosoula987 yeah he has to get used to offline

  • @ivym00nn
    @ivym00nn 3 роки тому +7

    ppl really hating on Jake when its his first tourney and he gets 9th

    • @ivym00nn
      @ivym00nn 3 роки тому +3

      first offline tourney i mean

  • @jaydon__bmore0717
    @jaydon__bmore0717 3 роки тому +29

    Idc what you guys say being one set away from top 8 in your first offline tournament (a major tournament at that) is extremely impressive and you need to give Jake his credit

    • @eldavid9254
      @eldavid9254 3 роки тому +13

      No 🙂

    • @f.o.8547
      @f.o.8547 3 роки тому +2

      @@eldavid9254 explain

    • @MintyPolaroid
      @MintyPolaroid 3 роки тому +1

      @@f.o.8547 he's gonna say steve players are carried

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 3 роки тому +1

      @@eldavid9254 Well f you too.

    • @eldavid9254
      @eldavid9254 3 роки тому

      @@f.o.8547 just don’t feel like it 🙂

  • @AnonymousFootballFan
    @AnonymousFootballFan 3 роки тому +19

    Seeing Steve Side-B be this such a strong option this late in bracket hurts to watch. Hope as time comes that people become consistently good at dealing with it. Props to Jake for being able to prove that Wifi players aren't significantly carried though. Good stuff from Ned too was clearly the better player.

  • @muteking9241
    @muteking9241 3 роки тому +4

    He forgot he had TNTs

  • @noahyoon865
    @noahyoon865 3 роки тому +5

    Jeez that matchup looks horrendous

  • @Hayato-DeL
    @Hayato-DeL 3 роки тому +4

    Was not ready for @00:47 😂😂😂

    • @TheRube65
      @TheRube65 3 роки тому +2

      Best counter in the game!

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      @@TheRube65 I agree

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      Joker maybe good but arsene was nerfed and he ain't got armor so seph one wing outranks joker. Also after ned I've been seeing lots of sephs offline in my brackets.

    • @voodooedits785
      @voodooedits785 3 роки тому

      Arsene is still a better mechanic and joker is a better character

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      @@voodooedits785 inb4 joker gets bodied by Kazuya smashers not ready for Tekken glad I play more than just smash it's called being versatile.

  • @tibisan3503
    @tibisan3503 2 роки тому +1

    seph brings despair to offline steve by forcing them to actually play smash for the first time

  • @iamabigboyhaha
    @iamabigboyhaha Рік тому

    It feels so good watching a steve get smoked offline - we're eating fried steve tonight boys

  • @aki5876
    @aki5876 3 роки тому +3

    Why does ned look so different every time he enteres a tournament

  • @DavionLane
    @DavionLane 3 роки тому +13

    7:18 he died at 21% wth

    • @stevenliang3213
      @stevenliang3213 3 роки тому +3

      Scintilla is a powerful counter and that mine cart is probably one of the stronger variants?

  • @judex24
    @judex24 3 роки тому +23

    Glad Ned beat the Steve and he is so goofy nairo was right. Also sakurai and devs made two chracters to counter Steve from square and they have reflectors seph and hero. By that I meant hero bounce and seph counter schitnilla.

  • @ArynBacklogDragon
    @ArynBacklogDragon 3 роки тому +3

    Th guy playing Enderman didnt use TNT once

  • @SevereFamine
    @SevereFamine 3 роки тому +19

    How do you know nothing about Steve and still get to commentate?

    • @unge1483
      @unge1483 3 роки тому +4

      Worst thing is that they call him Minecraft instead of Steve or in this case enderman. I don’t call sephiroth final fantasy, or snake metal gear solid.
      I don’t know why commentators do this with Steve, but that’s not that big of a deal 😄

    • @jcmm99
      @jcmm99 3 роки тому +3

      Cuz he's lame af

    • @madnard8744
      @madnard8744 3 роки тому +1

      @@jcmm99 no context

    • @Atr0
      @Atr0 3 роки тому +10

      @@unge1483 think they called him Minecraft because he’s multiple different characters in one. I’ve seen other commentators do the same with bowser jr. by referring to them as koopalings

    • @DaquaneJohnson
      @DaquaneJohnson 3 роки тому

      @@Atr0 that’s a really good point

  • @Geozone117
    @Geozone117 3 роки тому +5

    Sephiroth is the og of villains shut up.

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      If only some people know that apprently only real gamers know sadly.

  • @Tlanesi
    @Tlanesi 3 роки тому +5

    Jake did lose to first and second to get 9th, that it's cool, it says he could've gone further with proper seeding, looking up for future placings.

  • @_Dumb_Answers
    @_Dumb_Answers 3 роки тому +2

    Is there a reason that Jake isn't crafting diamond tools when he has diamonds and Ned can't get to him in time?

    • @yoshikagekira1719
      @yoshikagekira1719 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he's bad and thinks minecart is the characters main move

  • @KingPravum
    @KingPravum 3 роки тому +1

    Ned is really one of the best sephirots I've seen so far

  • @Guts1022
    @Guts1022 3 роки тому +3

    Did I miss something ? Isn't his name Steve and Minecraft is the name of the actual game?

    • @butterstw3247
      @butterstw3247 3 роки тому +3

      Yep the commentator has no clue of what he's talking about

  • @puddin555
    @puddin555 3 роки тому +3

    Jake spams minecart way too much

  • @enderael7878
    @enderael7878 3 роки тому +5

    Poor guy. Jake really choked on those matches.

    • @aetherius6221
      @aetherius6221 3 роки тому +6

      Tore through losers beating goblin and chunky... at his first offline event. A major. Top twelve.

    • @TopOfAllWorlds
      @TopOfAllWorlds 3 роки тому +1

      @@aetherius6221 Yeah but being on stream must have shook him up.

    • @aetherius6221
      @aetherius6221 3 роки тому +2

      @@TopOfAllWorlds oh definitely his set vs Kola was honestly pretty hard to watch, poor guy

    • @shinyseeker6442
      @shinyseeker6442 3 роки тому

      @@TopOfAllWorlds probably nerves

    • @iamabigboyhaha
      @iamabigboyhaha Рік тому

      @@TopOfAllWorlds Being watched during a really competitive 1v1 feels so nerve racking, I know how it feels

  • @TheMonkeydela
    @TheMonkeydela 3 роки тому +3

    You guys got any "SiLvEr"?

  • @yawns3004
    @yawns3004 3 роки тому +36

    Gotta love seeing Steve mains lose

  • @superstinkybeans
    @superstinkybeans 3 роки тому +1

    Jake really be throwing out smash attacks lol

  • @Fer-lu7qx
    @Fer-lu7qx 3 роки тому +3

    Short enderman

  • @Dan-tx6fp
    @Dan-tx6fp 3 роки тому +1

    my boi steve!

  • @Ihnele
    @Ihnele 3 роки тому

    Godawful commentary

  • @evanspasky8588
    @evanspasky8588 2 роки тому +1

    spamming minecart and smash attacks doesn't work offline loool

  • @roman3mp1r39
    @roman3mp1r39 3 роки тому +2

    this was a clean ass set despite the 3-0

  • @DragonBladeVideos100
    @DragonBladeVideos100 2 роки тому

    bro said steel then corrected himself to silver and was still wrong holy shit

  • @bharadwajkk6823
    @bharadwajkk6823 3 роки тому +1

    My guys 'bout to get stabbed by me and sephiroth for talking shit 'bout sephiroth bruh

  • @champking20
    @champking20 3 роки тому +4

    This man excused himself from saying steel, to making it worse by saying silver lol

  • @otisbarrett8327
    @otisbarrett8327 3 роки тому +2

    Jake nooo

  • @ihaveseenthings0
    @ihaveseenthings0 2 роки тому

    Idk if it’s just the matchup, or optimal play, but Jake makes Steve look overtly boring

  • @mirage5850
    @mirage5850 3 роки тому

    Silver? SILVER???? He acts like he knows it all and then he says SILVER?? Come on bruh.

  • @agccobra5924
    @agccobra5924 2 роки тому

    0:43

  • @reynolds8828
    @reynolds8828 3 роки тому +4

    Offline is saved

  • @dieblauebedrohung
    @dieblauebedrohung 3 роки тому +1

    Couldn't finish this set, god that commentator was annoying

  • @billybobjoe1187
    @billybobjoe1187 3 роки тому +12

    These commentators are ass. How you not know about a character that's been out for 8 months

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 3 роки тому +1

      jesus its been 8 months? im gonna blink my eyes and be on my deathbed huh.

  • @2FadeMusic
    @2FadeMusic 3 роки тому +1

    Bruh they really said “steel” and “silver” lmaoo

  • @Zathanex
    @Zathanex 3 роки тому

    That commentary was painful to listen to

  • @ryngtolu4334
    @ryngtolu4334 3 роки тому +4

    Sephiroth counter is broken lmao

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому +1

      Cracked counter in the game.

  • @michaelscalese3142
    @michaelscalese3142 2 роки тому

    Yo, its iron, not silver, noob

  • @JuanRamirez-ei1wq
    @JuanRamirez-ei1wq 3 роки тому

    Oh hey Jake it looks like you need a little lag to win

  • @EphYxRS
    @EphYxRS 3 роки тому +1

    Its not silver

    • @ElMexa203
      @ElMexa203 3 роки тому

      Ikr? Wtf

    • @EphYxRS
      @EphYxRS 3 роки тому

      @@ElMexa203 cringy asf

  • @MoFiTheMagnificent
    @MoFiTheMagnificent 3 роки тому +1

    Silver? Common, have you never played minecraft?

    • @ElMexa203
      @ElMexa203 3 роки тому

      Supongo que no, pero no jodas, porque lo primero que se les viene a la cabeza cuando ven hierro es plata? Just why???

  • @kahlowest5988
    @kahlowest5988 3 роки тому +1

    Ned counters crackhead minecart option.
    *sephiroth is hiGh tiER*

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      Died at 30 percent when yeet smash sees this.

    • @kahlowest5988
      @kahlowest5988 3 роки тому

      @@judex24 from just about the top of the stage yah dumbdumb

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      @@kahlowest5988 ya didn't have to be mean I've mained seph since December 2020 i know how he functions please.

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      @@kahlowest5988 you meant the steve yeah he thought it would work offline and ned would fall for it. this aint online. you know he had the berv to say on his twitter if it was online id beat him.

  • @SerenadeURA
    @SerenadeURA 3 роки тому +4

    F in the chat for all the players who let this wifi clown make it to top 8 qualifiers

  • @pacificramune
    @pacificramune 3 роки тому +5

    Steve mains eat paper

  • @xanander4693
    @xanander4693 3 роки тому +3

    So glad Jake got clapped . Just shows he’s carried by wifi 😂

    • @davidnichol4735
      @davidnichol4735 3 роки тому +2

      I bet people love being around you

    • @kelp7060
      @kelp7060 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidnichol4735 Well he might be getting a little carried. I thought Joker was a little overpowered when he first came out, and Wallah! MKLeo believed he was overpowered and he eventually got nerfed.
      I think it's impossible to perfectly balance so many fighting styles.

    • @davidnichol4735
      @davidnichol4735 3 роки тому

      @@kelp7060 I agree, but this loser celebrating that someone is doing worse than expected is repulsive. Players are people.

    • @kelp7060
      @kelp7060 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidnichol4735 This happens in sport all the time, and it's very normal. It's not repulsive, it's just competition. People say this all the time with the projectile heavy/campy characters because they believe they are cheap and/or boring and it compels them to want to see them lose. Unless he hates Jake on some personal level it's nothing new and it's nothing crazy.
      If you want to really get him back then say "Jake is only gonna get further in future tournaments". And he just might.

    • @xanander4693
      @xanander4693 3 роки тому

      @@kelp7060 yeah I don’t hate jake, I just don’t like the way he plays steve

  • @judex24
    @judex24 3 роки тому

    Panda global on its way to make is sephiroth a secret top tier video.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wump9066
    @wump9066 2 роки тому

    These commentators are not very good

  • @madnard8744
    @madnard8744 3 роки тому +3

    Jake getting this far is the most incredible thing i’ve seen

  • @nintentwins1867
    @nintentwins1867 3 роки тому

    Commentator calling iron silver is making me cringe

    • @SerenadeURA
      @SerenadeURA 3 роки тому

      Breath of fresh air, honestly. Been dealing with commentators getting the move names wrong on iconic characters from 20+ year old franchises and it's frankly frustrating to hear them always get the Minecraft shit right.
      Go play an actual game ffs

  • @rpgchampion6057
    @rpgchampion6057 3 роки тому +10

    Any match where Steve loses I'll watch it. What a waste of a character slot.

    • @starmantheta2028
      @starmantheta2028 3 роки тому +9

      Still don't get how people are still so pressed about Steve. I mean we got Banjo & Kazooie, a character people have wanted in for decades, and Sephiroth, who is just hype.
      I'll admit I was kinda eh on Steve being in, but it didn't really click until I played some casual games with my nephew and he was incredibly excited that Steve was in. There's a lot of people who really like Steve and are happy he's in smash, but a lot of them are younger and thus outside of our demographic. Doesn't mean that smash can't be geared to appeal to them as well.

    • @harrisonharp9430
      @harrisonharp9430 3 роки тому +6

      Hey man, just because you don’t like Steve doesn’t make him a waste. Minecraft is easily one of the biggest video games of all time, and the fact it is represented in Smash Bros is really cool to many people.

    • @rpgchampion6057
      @rpgchampion6057 3 роки тому +4

      @@madnard8744 you think I main Zelda? Because of my pfp? I don’t use Zelda bro lmao. So your insult isn’t only weak as hell, but now it’s completely invalid lol.

    • @rpgchampion6057
      @rpgchampion6057 3 роки тому +6

      @@harrisonharp9430 Honestly, I see where you’re coming from because I really understand how important this is for some people who love Minecraft. I just think that he’s not fun to watch or play against in competition. Maybe it was a bit harsh saying a waste of a slot, but I just personally just don’t like playing against him or watching him is all.

    • @madnard8744
      @madnard8744 3 роки тому

      @@rpgchampion6057 thinking that a character is lame doesn’t mean that it is a waste of slot, in this case samus, link or banjo are a waste

  • @DavionLane
    @DavionLane 3 роки тому +4

    Keep making fun of jake he would body Ned online 🗣

    • @ElMexa203
      @ElMexa203 3 роки тому +8

      @Tyler Davis online is everythig

    • @jcmm99
      @jcmm99 3 роки тому +1

      @Tyler Davis that's the joke lol

    • @TopOfAllWorlds
      @TopOfAllWorlds 3 роки тому +1

      @Tyler Davis Yeah this was a joke. It was said a lot in stream chat

    • @judex24
      @judex24 3 роки тому

      Online is ded now they litterally cut that lan adapter hbox , cagt and last if anyone saw.

    • @dende_ult714
      @dende_ult714 3 роки тому

      @@TopOfAllWorlds yall are pretty weird to attack people who happen to be good online and that are still good offline

  • @lilcyrusj
    @lilcyrusj 3 роки тому +1

    Oh this matchup is cancer

  • @vdreezus
    @vdreezus 3 роки тому +1

    this commentator is god awful

  • @Nostromo_TK
    @Nostromo_TK Рік тому

    Damn. And I thought the Tekken community was toxic. Smash is a man-baby game gah dayum.