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  • @makotocarolin
    @makotocarolin 3 роки тому +20819

    I’m glad Shoe feels comfortable to say it in this video but I don’t think we should normalize being Italian

    • @todd.howard
      @todd.howard 3 роки тому +1943

      I don’t think she should feel comfortable saying it honestly. Like I don’t mind if you’re Italian, but you should keep it to yourself and not shove it in everyone’s face

    • @TheDirtyBum900
      @TheDirtyBum900 3 роки тому +365

      Ay o, why you got the epstein creep agreeing wit you in the comments, you sumkinda kid diddler?

    • @burzarec
      @burzarec 3 роки тому +423

      @@todd.howard thank you Jeffrey epstein

    • @fedeonio555
      @fedeonio555 3 роки тому +139

      @@todd.howard ma come ti permetti

    • @SoyDuckHot
      @SoyDuckHot 3 роки тому +56

      Italian food is overrated

  • @Zhoniin
    @Zhoniin 3 роки тому +11453

    I wonder if my CIA agent watching my webcam is a female 😳

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 роки тому +338

      They do not care about weebs, you are on the lowest part of their give-a-sh totem pole of scary people.

    • @gtracer1729
      @gtracer1729 3 роки тому +42

      Oh god what have you done

    • @admech590
      @admech590 3 роки тому +266

      Simps: *mid-wank after realizing a female agent is spying on him*
      well hello there..Milady.
      Female agent: send in the troops.

    • @GenericPhantom1
      @GenericPhantom1 3 роки тому +31

      Whipe out your sausage.

    • @emperorofwends8875
      @emperorofwends8875 3 роки тому +11

      UWU

  • @mojmirbezak1422
    @mojmirbezak1422 3 роки тому +5746

    "I'm able to do my work in English, and interrogate a Venezuelan farmer in fluent spanish💅"

  • @museblock
    @museblock 3 роки тому +2532

    “My existence is not a box-checking exercise” she says after check-listing all the boxes she fits into. Nice.

    • @Phoenix_Atlas
      @Phoenix_Atlas 3 роки тому +33

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @tiffanyrenee4632
      @tiffanyrenee4632 3 роки тому +22

      Fr tho 🙄

    • @beambooi6431
      @beambooi6431 2 роки тому +59

      Bruh literally. The irony is so surreal and there is literally no self awareness in sight

    • @nathanielwaugh9232
      @nathanielwaugh9232 2 роки тому +23

      Social justice double speak

    • @mikeh0nch0
      @mikeh0nch0 Рік тому +2

      Glad someone made this comment 😂

  • @arthurfleck8777
    @arthurfleck8777 3 роки тому +1273

    Her - I'm a Coloured Cisgender Mexican American woman of colour with Generalised Anxiety Disorder
    Also Her - My existence is not a box checking exercise

    • @mauigonz
      @mauigonz 2 роки тому

      I'd rather submerge my balls in nitric acid than trying to use shgiet like that in order to look special in achieving a position I was given as a disable dude
      I left my hope in hell
      I shall go search for it when the war starts and am drafted.

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 2 роки тому +51

      This box-checking sounds more complex than entire industrial standard behind a steel alloy

    • @charc0al_tv
      @charc0al_tv 11 місяців тому

      I bet she's not even gay

    • @antagonizingprotagonist8721
      @antagonizingprotagonist8721 Місяць тому

      I think you forgot to mention she's a woman of color. Racist

  • @MarxistLasagnaist420
    @MarxistLasagnaist420 3 роки тому +835

    They’re literally just pulling a Kevin Spacey.
    “Did I unapologetically commit heinous crimes? Maybe. Idk. But I’m gay sooo...yeah....deal with that.”

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 3 роки тому +79

      Little known fact: being gay actually makes you innocent of every crime possible
      source: am gay

    • @chrlz8211
      @chrlz8211 3 роки тому +43

      @@traskforge got off of a charge of mustard gassing an orphanage because I told them that they were participating in bi erasure

    • @tempesttossed6029
      @tempesttossed6029 3 роки тому +8

      Spacey is awful. Especially that christmas greeting video where he gloats about getting away with murder.

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf 3 роки тому +1

      Whats interesting, i watched a few people talk about this. But if you think about how the CIA ran things. You really think that would change? Especially amongst senior officers? Like said here. Its just a front.

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 роки тому

      sus 2:32

  • @TheWAYF
    @TheWAYF 3 роки тому +1706

    "The CIA can monetize their channel, but God forbid any of us talk about politics!"
    Nailed it, right there.

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 роки тому +6

      go to 2:32 it has sus

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 3 роки тому +8

      youtubre definitely isnt going to say no to the cia lol

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 3 роки тому +5

      @@sebaschan-uwu no one can say no to CIA

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 3 роки тому +2

      Does Google defer to the CIA, or is it the other way around? 🤔

    • @tylerisadumb
      @tylerisadumb 3 роки тому

      @@cactustree2786 amogusss???

  • @scotttulpin6644
    @scotttulpin6644 Рік тому +394

    imagine taking a break from torturing people to talk about how microaggressioms make you feel

    • @velocitor3792
      @velocitor3792 Рік тому +27

      She wants us to tell her:
      "You go girl! Don't let the patriarchy tell you that you can't run drugs into downtown L.A. , to fund your operation overthrowing a democratically-elected government in Africa."

  • @Anyone_Else_Think
    @Anyone_Else_Think 3 роки тому +793

    “I used to suffer with imposter syndrome” so I replaced it with protagonist syndrome.

    • @jackfrager2542
      @jackfrager2542 3 роки тому +47

      Sus

    • @kristoffseisler2163
      @kristoffseisler2163 3 роки тому

      yep
      ..or projection
      ..or both

    • @TorchwoodLinger
      @TorchwoodLinger 3 роки тому +5

      Imposter

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +29

      I'm not saying it couldn't have been more severe in her past, but why bring up your generalized anxiety disorder in the midst of also being a super-braggart about your achievements, and recording lines for potentially hundreds of thousands of people to listen to? She would probably say "My disorder doesn't define me" on top of it all, so why even mention it?

    • @MrSupersonic2012
      @MrSupersonic2012 3 роки тому +5

      @@jackfrager2542 Black is sus, vote her out.

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 3 роки тому +629

    "my existence is not a box-checking excercise" she says, as she tries to create and check as many boxes as humanly possible

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 3 роки тому +66

      "im a cisgender hetro homosapien air-breather"

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 3 роки тому +46

      @@twinkiesmaster69
      "I'm a Eukaryota, animalaia, vertebrata, tetrapoda, mammalia, primate, hominidae, homo sapiens, female, bisexual, cisgender, 3 parts Frisian - 1 part Native Carribian Indian, Dutch, 3D artist, with a minor muscle condition, who likes salty foods. My pronouns are help/please help."

    • @NezzConstantine
      @NezzConstantine 3 роки тому +1

      I was about to post this then saw you XD

    • @CazRaX
      @CazRaX 3 роки тому +4

      @@Lilliathi Not gonna fit all that on a business card.

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad 3 роки тому +6

      @@CazRaX A QR code can fit ~2kB of data, you can just print that on the card.

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 3 роки тому +4795

    nothing says girl power like ignoring the Geneva convention 💅

    • @highcouncil1302
      @highcouncil1302 3 роки тому +63

      Don't most countries ignore it though it's more of a guideline then an enforceable law due to the nature of the United Nations and international politics

    • @emperorofwends8875
      @emperorofwends8875 3 роки тому +365

      👏More 👏female 👏war 👏criminals 👏

    • @Clipped_Angel
      @Clipped_Angel 3 роки тому +102

      That actually sounds like the most third wave Feminist thing ever

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 3 роки тому +39

      Well all conventions are cancelled due to the pandemic so

    • @simpslayer69yt59
      @simpslayer69yt59 3 роки тому +110

      I believe you mean the Geneva "suggestion"

  • @adamjackson82
    @adamjackson82 2 роки тому +182

    “My existence is not a box-checking exercise”
    Also:
    - I'm a daughter of immigrants;
    - I'm a woman of colour;
    - I'm a mum;
    - I'm cisgender;
    - I'm a millennial;
    - I have generalised anxiety disorder; and
    - I'm intersectional.
    Yep.

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves 3 роки тому +5873

    "Mommy, mommy, the missiles are coming straight for us!!"
    "I see that dear, but did you know they're coming from a cisgender millennial woman with an anxiety disorder??"

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 роки тому +286

      I still don't understand why they said cisgender

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 3 роки тому +447

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real
      Because intersectionalism is obsessed with identity labels in general.

    • @ghoulishtoast1241
      @ghoulishtoast1241 3 роки тому +316

      Those kids are so bigoted, smh. Women doing all they can to stand out in a male-dominated field of war crimes.

    • @helios566
      @helios566 3 роки тому +154

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real The person who wrote the script saw the word on the internet and thought that's how woke people talk

    • @LesbianQueen97
      @LesbianQueen97 3 роки тому +16

      @@Lilliathi yup its dumb

  • @bane2201
    @bane2201 3 роки тому +3291

    The two American political parties:
    "Hire more CIA agents"
    "Hire more CIA agents that are diverse".

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 роки тому +148

      Both sides: but just keep the Russians out? About the only thing they can agree on?
      Wait, aren't there Russian Americans in the US? Where's THEIR representation in the intelligence agency? :P

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave 3 роки тому +83

      @@sigmacademy **System malfunctions**

    • @kolinmartz
      @kolinmartz 3 роки тому +43

      @@sigmacademy they’re too white

    • @kolinmartz
      @kolinmartz 3 роки тому +43

      I mean that’s the beauty with diversity. We have the capability to pretty much infiltrate any country if we need to and craft an identity for agents that would fit someone that could be from that country.

    • @loki0532
      @loki0532 3 роки тому +24

      The right party:
      "Hire a CIA Agent that's qualified"

  • @yaboisaylor
    @yaboisaylor 3 роки тому +1077

    To be honest, the first lady who was talking about who she was for like 6 hours makes her perfect for the torture programs.

    • @genxrants
      @genxrants 3 роки тому +32

      Play it on repeat... 24/7 - but I don't think they'll need to for that long.

    • @jpoeng
      @jpoeng 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂👍

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 3 роки тому +65

      "tell us what you know, or i will tell you EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 3 роки тому +22

      CIA = *Criminals In America/ Criminals In Action*
      ... is a running-gag my friends and I tell each other for years and years and years.
      Where evil people go when they want to have _"legal"_ power over others.

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 3 роки тому +4

      Why do most of the diversity hires work in the library?

  • @Lechuga1815
    @Lechuga1815 Рік тому +88

    I read somewhere that the CIA is actually interested in people with Anxiety disorders because it makes them more paranoid which is useful as an undercover agent.

    • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
      @Ag3nt0fCha0s 10 місяців тому +5

      That is just what they want you to think, comrade…

    • @caesarinchina
      @caesarinchina 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Ag3nt0fCha0s perfect reply lol

  • @Midnights_hangout
    @Midnights_hangout 3 роки тому +700

    "my life isn't a list of checkboxes"
    *Only explains their life as checkboxes*

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly what i thought

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia 3 роки тому +19

      Oh yeah, I actually yelled out at the screen "You literally did that 2 seconds ago, you twit!". I mean, how can you unironically say that with a straight face!?

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 3 роки тому +16

      @@xen0bia some ppl get sponsored by raid shadow legends, some ppl are sponsored by the CIA. Money is money

    • @yeetdelete851
      @yeetdelete851 3 роки тому +2

      Really though.

    • @YARGGG_GG
      @YARGGG_GG 3 роки тому +4

      wokeness in a nutshell. rid ourselves of the yoke of labels by inventing an obscene amount of labels and judging everything and everyone by them.

  • @muckeem3356
    @muckeem3356 3 роки тому +747

    The Four G’s:
    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Geneva convention violations.

    • @LiminalDoll
      @LiminalDoll 3 роки тому +5

      👀👀there it is.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 роки тому +1

      Isn't that "provisional guidelines" for ALL intelligence/security agencies? :P

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave 3 роки тому

      👑

    • @bea4846
      @bea4846 3 роки тому +2

      AND guilt trip

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 роки тому +1

      Since when are they gatekeeping? Sure, they've tortured, gaslit, and use chemical weaponry in targeted instances (mostly Cuba), but gatekeeping?

  • @artemprotectron
    @artemprotectron 3 роки тому +1832

    "My existence is not a box checking exercise"
    *Meanwhile she continues to blatantly say every woke check box imaginable*

    • @MsLambchop
      @MsLambchop 3 роки тому +16

      0oooof....you said it so much better than I did. THANK YOU!

    • @mchagnon7
      @mchagnon7 3 роки тому +44

      My existence is not a box checking exercise, I also take fingerprints and administer drug tests.

    • @useraccount333
      @useraccount333 3 роки тому +61

      She **explicitly** mentioned being a "cisgender" "Millennial" with "anxiety". Hell, I completely expected her to call herself a " Latinx". She's checking every box she possibly can.

    • @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74
      @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 3 роки тому +7

      Loool yep! How can you be both intersex and cis? Like waht?

    • @lassesipila6418
      @lassesipila6418 3 роки тому +24

      @@useraccount333 I was surprised about the "Latina" at first, too, then I remembered that no matter how woke a Latin person is, they still have enough self respect not to go with the x there. As far as I've seen, that gem is for the non-Latin wokes only.

  • @davyfromthenavy4248
    @davyfromthenavy4248 Рік тому +87

    "My life is not a box checking exercise," she says immediately after having systematically checked off all the boxes she fits in

  • @vendetta7409
    @vendetta7409 3 роки тому +622

    The ATF is going to make a UA-cam video about the cutest dogs they've shot.

    • @R_K_S2401
      @R_K_S2401 3 роки тому +14

      This made me laugh harder than it should.

    • @maxwill5988
      @maxwill5988 3 роки тому +2

      Shia LaBeouf seconds that

    • @typerroud8753
      @typerroud8753 3 роки тому +14

      They are literally pushing a puppy project and selling stuffed animal puppies😭

    • @the010og
      @the010og 3 роки тому +7

      I am a stand up comedian. I am stealing this. I have no shame

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 3 роки тому

      Nah, that's PETA.

  • @ottovonbearsmark8876
    @ottovonbearsmark8876 3 роки тому +381

    2:17 “My existence is not a box checking exercise”
    -The person who just went down the list of their box checking qualities.

    • @golsitito4492
      @golsitito4492 3 роки тому +21

      Thats what I said. This people are so obsessed on checking boxes to feel important instead of living.

    • @manuelsilva1580
      @manuelsilva1580 3 роки тому +3

      Brilliant observation!

    • @hYBRYDcOBRA
      @hYBRYDcOBRA 3 роки тому

      Box checking is essentially what they do in job interviews

    • @golsitito4492
      @golsitito4492 3 роки тому

      @@heinshaaine8153 Maybe Both.

  • @robertabrahamsen9076
    @robertabrahamsen9076 3 роки тому +1846

    "The Patriarchy can't stop ME from setting children on fire!" I almost pissed my pants.

    • @robertabrahamsen9076
      @robertabrahamsen9076 3 роки тому +85

      "They want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel." I'm sorry I can only "like" this video once.

    • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
      @user-nu3sd7zb2j 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @what-mk1yx
      @what-mk1yx 3 роки тому +36

      @@robertabrahamsen9076 bruh patriachy or not-patriachy ..... children are equally flammable

    • @kams912
      @kams912 3 роки тому

      This is amazing

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому

      @@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree White Phosphorus is even worse

  • @gloamgirl
    @gloamgirl Рік тому +30

    "I have friends who are from countries your corporation has disappeared people from"
    Yeah I got American friends too

  • @jackgregory8959
    @jackgregory8959 3 роки тому +385

    When their content runs dry and they start putting out ‘our top ten drone strikes’ or ‘ five assassinations you didn’t know were the cia’ then my personal favourite ‘is your favourite conspiracy theory true? We tell all’

    • @stevie_blunder344
      @stevie_blunder344 3 роки тому +21

      why do I unironically think they'll make some BuzzFeed like article with that sort of title in the near future.

    • @sephiroth8517
      @sephiroth8517 3 роки тому

      SUBSCRIBE!!!

    • @yoogeo1
      @yoogeo1 3 роки тому +4

      Storytime: how we murdered a democratically elected foreign leader lol! I'm so crazy. Spilling all the tea

    • @JingoCrochet
      @JingoCrochet 3 роки тому

      this sounds like some Onion news shit LMFAO

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 3 роки тому +4

      "Hey guys! Soooo.... STORYTIME!!! Today we're going to learn about Operation Northwoods."

  • @deidara_8598
    @deidara_8598 3 роки тому +370

    That ad sounds like something the Onion would make, it has that exact tone of being ridiculous but in a serious tone. At first you think it _is_ serious but then you actually process what they're saying and you just go "wait wtf is this?".

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 роки тому +30

      You can consider the Onion "real news" these days. Because whatever absurdity they make fun of, eventually becomes reality. :P

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 3 роки тому +8

      @@sigmacademy Yeah, a lot of their stuff from 2008 is now true, it's eerie how accurately they've managed to predict the future with their satire

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 3 роки тому +3

      The Onion has one of the hardest jobs in the world. Reality can do whatever they want, because:
      “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
      ― Mark Twain

  • @BeAwesomeful
    @BeAwesomeful 3 роки тому +3807

    "I'm a cis-gendered millennial with an anxiety disorder!" Literally the 'How do you do fellow kids' meme IRL.

    • @millie3958
      @millie3958 3 роки тому +77

      I’m trans and that quote made me want to kill myself even more

    • @ixelhaine
      @ixelhaine 3 роки тому +315

      "I have an anxiety disorder," oh good, that's who I want waterboarding unprosecuted political prisoners.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому +49

      That's the kind of person I want doing America's dirty work..

    • @peterpidrak9501
      @peterpidrak9501 3 роки тому +75

      @@ixelhaine That was my thought. Do we really want the people that we give broad latitude to violate human rights in the name of security worldwide to have anxiety disorder? ADHD sure. Anxiety disorders, paranoia or anything like that I would say are a no go.

    • @shimsokshim2995
      @shimsokshim2995 3 роки тому +52

      @@peterpidrak9501 As someone with this disorder, I'm not sure how you could feel comfortable doing this job given that if anyone finds out who you are, you are in danger.

  • @aaronmeneses9201
    @aaronmeneses9201 3 роки тому +168

    If my CIA agent is a female… *she’s in for one hell of a ride going through my porn history*

    • @reefread1234
      @reefread1234 2 роки тому

      dont flatter yourself theirs plenty of you ellen degenerits

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 Рік тому

      I guarantee you, nobody is ready to handle your porn search history.

    • @Stormyyyy...
      @Stormyyyy... 11 місяців тому +2

      a ride

  • @SockTaters
    @SockTaters 3 роки тому +589

    "Oh shit everyone knows we killed JFK uh uh uh I'm gay!"
    That's what we call pulling a Spacey

    • @Chadmlad
      @Chadmlad 3 роки тому +31

      Kevin Spacey killed JFK too?

    • @reaperbeing
      @reaperbeing 3 роки тому +4

      @@Chadmlad Loool!!

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. 3 роки тому +15

      ran some ppl over, btr change the plumbing; ITS NOT A DISTRACTION
      Jenner.

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 3 роки тому +8

      @@FractalPrism. "buckle up buckaroos"

    • @tehbonehead
      @tehbonehead 3 роки тому +2

      The kids that were literally pulling a Spacey aren't amused by this...

  • @voltmanta7075
    @voltmanta7075 3 роки тому +359

    "Intersectional death squads"
    I have never laughed so hard at something so goddamn terrifying.

    • @sadboipotato3382
      @sadboipotato3382 3 роки тому +3

      Critical Race Theoretical Nuke

    • @GreenThingonTV
      @GreenThingonTV 3 роки тому +1

      Reminds me of the inter-racial street gangs that appear in movies.

  • @XoADREADNOUGHT
    @XoADREADNOUGHT 3 роки тому +646

    "My existence is not a box-checking exercise", she says halfway through a long diatribe of box-checking...

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 3 роки тому +30

      She obviously doesn’t think too deeply or she wouldn’t have been hired.

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 3 роки тому +1

      A lot of insecurity among these people, I notice…

  • @arthurfleck8777
    @arthurfleck8777 3 роки тому +47

    1- Mexican
    2- Cisgender Woman
    3- Immigrant Parents
    4- Woman of Colour
    5- First generation Latina
    6- Generalised Anxiety Disorder
    7- My existence is not a box checking exercise

    • @alexcb2578
      @alexcb2578 Рік тому +2

      She is latina, she didn't say Mexican. Probably ecuatorian cuz she said she can sing a song from a place there

  • @alexanderboulton2123
    @alexanderboulton2123 3 роки тому +396

    "Don't care didn't ask, plus you're a fed." Boom. Done. Video over.

    • @JohnSmith-gr3pq
      @JohnSmith-gr3pq 3 роки тому +13

      Hey bro, I’ll drink to that

    • @luke-zi6gs
      @luke-zi6gs 3 роки тому +1

      @@JohnSmith-gr3pq I'll drink to anything

  • @captainswagalicious
    @captainswagalicious 3 роки тому +722

    "identity politics will almost always be used as a weapon to defend the elite" I have been trying to put it into words for years

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 роки тому +9

      there's sus at 2:32

    • @karoltakisobie6638
      @karoltakisobie6638 3 роки тому +3

      If I could just name one elite we can't criticize...

    • @ucheobiekwe2287
      @ucheobiekwe2287 3 роки тому +5

      Serial killers will always breathe in oxygen, lets stop using oxygen because. LOGIC

    • @funkle2645
      @funkle2645 3 роки тому +3

      @@karoltakisobie6638 You sound suspiciously like you're thinking something anti semetic

    • @docas518
      @docas518 3 роки тому

      @@karoltakisobie6638 there litteraly isnt one if you live in a first world country

  • @kpalzrhein2378
    @kpalzrhein2378 3 роки тому +1604

    “I am a cisgender millennial who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety…”
    This is the most millennial sentence I’ve ever heard in my life

    • @LuisGutierrezG123
      @LuisGutierrezG123 3 роки тому +30

      Wait but she said she’s 36 right?
      Does that still count as a millennial?

    • @ninakore
      @ninakore 3 роки тому +70

      @@LuisGutierrezG123 yea. Millennials start in 1984, so the oldest one would be 37

    • @theredhunter4997
      @theredhunter4997 3 роки тому +35

      honestly its so millennia that's its suspicious, also I don't know how shoe didn't comment on the imposter syndrome statement in that video

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 3 роки тому +85

      "My existence is not a box-checking exercise."
      It kinda sounds like she's checking boxes

    • @yoogeo1
      @yoogeo1 3 роки тому +11

      Sounds like a good reason not to work for the cia tbh

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 2 роки тому +69

    It is always nice when the secret police are more inclusive

  • @dirtbloque
    @dirtbloque 3 роки тому +707

    „they want that boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel“ is probably one of the best quotes ever

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 роки тому +32

      you don't want a CEO girlboss to step on you? :O lol

    • @ForgBorger
      @ForgBorger 3 роки тому +33

      *insert sex joke to cope with the sense of impending doom and shame related to my country*

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 3 роки тому +7

      @@BigGayIncorporated
      Step on me Queen ?

    • @mateous2816
      @mateous2816 3 роки тому +11

      Don't threaten me with a good time!

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 роки тому +3

      @@ForgBorger gotta cope somehow

  • @Odrade100
    @Odrade100 3 роки тому +1609

    "My family left their country after the CIA organized a coup and destroyed the country and now I join the CIA to destroy other countries."
    True story.

    • @jamesoquinn9168
      @jamesoquinn9168 3 роки тому +27

      I was just aghast at that. Just 😳

    • @hunghummingbird6015
      @hunghummingbird6015 3 роки тому +30

      Realest comment of 2021.

    • @Scoots_McGee
      @Scoots_McGee 3 роки тому +61

      I WILL HAVE MY MISPLACED REVENGE

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 3 роки тому +35

      If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!

    • @gameon2000
      @gameon2000 3 роки тому +2

      To destroy USA from within by hiring mental overweight single moms Yay!! 😂👍

  • @leviathanprime1
    @leviathanprime1 3 роки тому +355

    I can't believe you didn't even touch on the "I don't need to check boxes" comment immediately after she checks like 10 boxes unironically.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 роки тому +2

      That was one of the funniest parts. She said it as she was doing it.

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 3 роки тому +1

      Would've kept it from being 70% of the comments.

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 3 роки тому

      Yeah but they’d just be replaced by people quoting her saying it.

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 3 роки тому

      @@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 She says a lot of funny things in this video. It seems unlikely people would've latched onto the low hanging fruit joke. Probably would've overwhelmingly latched onto something else though, so it's kind of a distinction without a difference I guess.

  • @thelastminuteman7513
    @thelastminuteman7513 Рік тому +13

    "I have generalized anxiety disorder, which I treat by microdosing LSD, which the CIA seems to have a limitless supply of and gives out like candy on Halloween for some reason"

  • @edwargo
    @edwargo 3 роки тому +399

    “My existence is not a box-checking exercise.”. In this context, it genuinely is...a box-checking exercise. Good writing.

    • @scifiwriter98
      @scifiwriter98 3 роки тому +8

      And good box-checking to boot!

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 3 роки тому +10

      😂 right! she spends the entire video checking boxing. how is this even happening . . .

    • @bobhotchkiss2438
      @bobhotchkiss2438 3 роки тому +5

      It is absolutely terrifying to me that the CIA recorded a "box checking exercise" that included someone saying "I am not a box checking exercise". How the hell did this even happen?

  • @mayorexcalibur1282
    @mayorexcalibur1282 3 роки тому +714

    I just love how she lists all these unique qualities and then immidietly says she doesnt exist to check boxs?????? Like what????????

    • @mojrimibnharb4584
      @mojrimibnharb4584 3 роки тому +46

      Exactly. This is literally an exercise in box checking.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +25

      I would quote Tywin Lannister here - A king who needs to repeatedly tell others he is a king, will not remain as such for long. (paraphrasing here a little).
      AKA - if you need to state who and what you are to feel like that makes you 'whatever you are'... then you have some massive issues PERSONALLY.
      I do not judge if a boss of a company is male or female. Just if they are competent and professional.

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 роки тому +4

      i love how theres sus at 2:32

    • @maidenless_tarnished
      @maidenless_tarnished 3 роки тому +1

      Immediately*

    • @noraschoots3167
      @noraschoots3167 3 роки тому +5

      ah yes, the famed quality called generalized anxiety disorder, truly admirable

  • @timkenda8203
    @timkenda8203 2 роки тому +27

    The CIA looks like a community college campus, ironic, considering that is one setting in which they like to recruit

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 2 роки тому

      Sometimes they don’t even send an agent out they just have them go on 4chan and then groom mass shooters

  • @simonkoeman3310
    @simonkoeman3310 3 роки тому +569

    "Oh shit. Everyone knows we killed JFK... uh... I'm gay!"
    Otherwise known as the Kevin Spacey defense

    • @GoodMorningSimply
      @GoodMorningSimply 3 роки тому +13

      Which is then followed by the Chewbacca defense.

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 3 роки тому +19

      @@GoodMorningSimply Why would a wookie like Chewbacca want to live on Endor with the much smaller Eworks? It does not make sense.

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 3 роки тому +4

      @@gingy30 when you think about it it was just a kink shame :/

    • @ukaszwrobel9027
      @ukaszwrobel9027 3 роки тому +3

      The Spacey Gambit

    • @nihaalsandim9986
      @nihaalsandim9986 3 роки тому +2

      Whattt so kevin spacey also killed jfk ????

  • @Bobbybill123
    @Bobbybill123 3 роки тому +184

    > They want the boot on your neck to be an 8 inch heel
    I'm 100% stealing that one

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 3 роки тому +292

    "They want that boot on your neck to be a 8-inch heel"
    Go on..

  • @wolfrayne8355
    @wolfrayne8355 2 роки тому +36

    I had a leader approach me while I was in the military, asking me if I would be willing to take a leadership role because "we need more females in leadership"...I responded with "do you even know if I'm qualified?:

  • @lachijames6213
    @lachijames6213 3 роки тому +850

    The absolute irony of a CIA agent struggling with imposter syndrome is beautiful.

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 роки тому +20

      Irony? Most FED's have mental issues and are achitzo asfugg.

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 роки тому +14

      @All Law Sure, if YouR ageD Under 15

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 роки тому

      @All Law MoSt cia InfOrmaNts Are gAy PROBabLY GoNna GiVe YoU AiFs. My fed has aids, so she told me.

    • @nomadichunter2818
      @nomadichunter2818 2 роки тому +5

      @All Law Why would shE lie? That's not her job. Her job is to be honest for sure.

    • @pastadeadman4594
      @pastadeadman4594 Рік тому +8

      I have no idea what the conversation above me is even about

  • @TheWAYF
    @TheWAYF 3 роки тому +255

    "but. my existence. is not. a box. checking. exercise"
    You can really feel the gun being held to her head as she reads that line off the script.

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 3 роки тому +10

      fr i feel so bad for that actress . . . that's either supreme desperation or a head full of confusion

  • @CharaViolet
    @CharaViolet 3 роки тому +164

    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss: Breaking the glass ceiling _and_ the Geneva convention

    • @robyn6455
      @robyn6455 3 роки тому +9

      snapping POW’s shins and gettin’ those feminist wins

    • @rimfire8217
      @rimfire8217 Місяць тому

      Hey, the Geneva Conventions are just a way for the patriarchy to humbug. /s

  • @enricogobbo7327
    @enricogobbo7327 Рік тому +13

    "I'm italian... that counts as a disability am I right?" that is one of the best sentences I have ever heard

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 3 роки тому +183

    "My existence is not a box-checking exercise.... but let me check all these boxes, here."

    • @stevenbennett6024
      @stevenbennett6024 3 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing like that's all she did was check boxes lmao

    • @JensNyborg
      @JensNyborg 3 роки тому

      "Not a box-checking exercise" is on the checklist.
      So honestly, what can the poor woman do?

  • @junoguten
    @junoguten 3 роки тому +1083

    "I'm not a quota hire"
    How does she know? Do they tell people if they're a quota hire?

    • @joel3399
      @joel3399 3 роки тому +13

      😂

    • @ebros5758
      @ebros5758 3 роки тому +88

      Congratulations ma’am, you are now an agent, and by the way, you are not a token

    • @squeekyclean1644
      @squeekyclean1644 3 роки тому +25

      She said "blacks" is an old racist term? Since when, i'm just getting over not saying the N word and instead use more politically correct words like blacks.

    • @CadenceWallace
      @CadenceWallace 3 роки тому +8

      Of course they do, the CIA never lies😂

    • @Improbabilities
      @Improbabilities 3 роки тому +7

      @@squeekyclean1644 it's an old term. It might not have been racist when it emerged. Saying black people is generally accepted. But white supremacists usually insist on using "blacks". The n-word can get them into trouble now, so they adopted another old term to use as a sign of their disrespect. The term is becoming more and more loaded, because young white supremacists are using it to hint at their racist opinions. I hope that helps explain. It's great to see you're working to improve yourself.

  • @rmk6998
    @rmk6998 3 роки тому +151

    woman in the 1st ad:
    *checks off a bunch of boxes she put herself in*
    “but my existence is not box checking”
    well, you couldve fooled me

  • @chadcrigger3101
    @chadcrigger3101 2 роки тому +5

    You had me at what is this a joy division album. Liked and subscribed.

  • @CazRaX
    @CazRaX 3 роки тому +339

    "My existence is not a box checking exercise" right after she finished off checking off all her woke boxes.

    • @TheSHJGaming
      @TheSHJGaming 3 роки тому +4

      I honestly couldn't believe she said that right after. It's too shit to be true.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 роки тому

      The way you are born shouldn't be offensive. How could she not check boxes just by existing?

  • @veetalin
    @veetalin 3 роки тому +272

    "They want that boot on your neck.... To be an eight-inch heel."
    Fucking flawless.

  • @officerravioli
    @officerravioli 3 роки тому +250

    The main problem of being "italian" is that you feel like you have to make sure everyone knows that you are in fact, italian. I know that because I'm italian.

    • @critik_l
      @critik_l 3 роки тому +59

      That’s not true. I’m Italian and I hardly ever tell anyone. Did I mention I’m Italian?

    • @LyricalFluffer
      @LyricalFluffer 3 роки тому +12

      I used to think Italians were cool and wished I was one until I saw these comments.

    • @piergiorgiocestra3833
      @piergiorgiocestra3833 3 роки тому +10

      Don't worry, you can become Italian! It's called trans-italianism! Stop being fascist! ;)

    • @michaelbeavers4043
      @michaelbeavers4043 3 роки тому +2

      I am also Italian. What a small world.

    • @craftworded
      @craftworded 3 роки тому +1

      @@LyricalFluffer Migrate lol

  • @granolabob1
    @granolabob1 Рік тому +5

    She sure checked a lot of boxes for not checking any boxes.

  • @Goabnb94
    @Goabnb94 3 роки тому +295

    "My life is not a box checking exercise. Now let me list all my identities to check all the diversity boxes."

  • @dustinmosley5965
    @dustinmosley5965 3 роки тому +313

    "I can change a diaper with one hand and water board an Iraqi with the other."

  • @philip1498
    @philip1498 3 роки тому +122

    The music in the CIA-video is so wholesome. It makes you almost forget all the crimes against human rights the CIA does.

  • @blackwidow6729
    @blackwidow6729 2 роки тому +2

    My existence is not a box checking exercise. Yet continues to check them boxes.

  • @thalesthinks8493
    @thalesthinks8493 3 роки тому +386

    “I can change a diaper with one hand, and overthrow a democratically elected government with the other”

  • @A_Z_A_T_H_O_T_H
    @A_Z_A_T_H_O_T_H 3 роки тому +228

    What gets me is how they call the CIA "CIA" without a 'the'. Feels like their referring to their cult leader.

    • @jonathandavies1716
      @jonathandavies1716 3 роки тому +14

      That really annoyed me. More than it should of.

    • @markwritt8541
      @markwritt8541 3 роки тому +5

      CIA. She is pronounced "see-ya" for when they kill enemies.

    • @Alias3141
      @Alias3141 3 роки тому

      They're my medals, mother. From Army.

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 роки тому

      at 2:32 you can see a sussy

  • @bepisthescienceman4202
    @bepisthescienceman4202 3 роки тому +309

    I hope someone makes a parody of the ad where instead of walking around she waterboarding someone

    • @cactustree2786
      @cactustree2786 3 роки тому

      there is sussy at 2:32

    • @jgr7487
      @jgr7487 3 роки тому +5

      that's a work for Ryan Long

    • @vidblogger12
      @vidblogger12 3 роки тому +8

      Weird Al Yankovic made “Party in the CIA” in 2011, that’s similar.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 роки тому +2

      @@vidblogger12 but he only waterboards the ones they don't like

    • @BlackhaloZ
      @BlackhaloZ 3 роки тому

      If only SNL had any balls anymore.

  • @thehoerscorral8565
    @thehoerscorral8565 2 роки тому +23

    I love that first CIA video every single time I see it; how she opens with checking a massive list of woke boxes and then IMMEDIATELY "But my existence is not a box checking exercise" LMFAO, it's like an Onion skit except not even they would hit this hard LMAO.

  • @lucaagostinelli2912
    @lucaagostinelli2912 3 роки тому +276

    "I'm Italian that counts as a disability "
    Bro... I didn't know I was disabled, at least now I can try to enter the CIA

    • @mr.nobody5287
      @mr.nobody5287 3 роки тому +3

      Dio brigant, anch’io lo sono

    • @alexsilent5603
      @alexsilent5603 3 роки тому +3

      What if I'm Russian?

    • @lucaagostinelli2912
      @lucaagostinelli2912 3 роки тому +8

      @@alexsilent5603 Try spetsnaz, but as far as I know they want qualified people without any mental illness.

    • @friedrichjaeger367
      @friedrichjaeger367 3 роки тому +2

      Ayo, where all my black gender fluid AISE boys at

    • @alexsilent5603
      @alexsilent5603 3 роки тому +2

      @@lucaagostinelli2912 Yeah... Russia is not developed enough to provide jobs in security agencies for people with mental illness...

  • @nathancurry1250
    @nathancurry1250 3 роки тому +207

    "I'm Italian... that counts as a disability right?"
    Good one Shoe

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 3 роки тому +1

      good one shoe you showed those italians whos boss

    • @dabelli3818
      @dabelli3818 3 роки тому +6

      @@k.umquat8604 as an offended, I'm Italian

    • @mammoney9102
      @mammoney9102 3 роки тому

      Bro I’m Italian

  • @cezarcatalin1406
    @cezarcatalin1406 3 роки тому +186

    I love how CIA have all their “human” videos dislike-bombed into oblivion.
    Their like/dislike ratio might even be worse than youtube rewind lmao.

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 3 роки тому +16

      The bigger question is who is liking CIA videos? Their own employees? Iraqis held at gunpoint?

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 3 роки тому +4

      @@lostinsauce4515 bots

  • @MikeC1
    @MikeC1 2 роки тому +2

    "Full stop..." And she keeps running her mouth...
    Or did she receive her script via telegraph?

  • @SebastianSer
    @SebastianSer 3 роки тому +224

    This truly is the pinnacle of late-stage girlbossicism

  • @anousenic
    @anousenic 3 роки тому +245

    I like how their new logo looks like a villain thing from a TV series.
    Also they dropped the "United States of America" and the country's symbols.
    Almost as if the CIA were actually serving their own interests rather than the country's...

    • @brafshsyt
      @brafshsyt 3 роки тому +30

      Not like they have been serving the country for some time

  • @jkangaroo
    @jkangaroo 3 роки тому +94

    Just remember kids, if they offer "glacier" flavored gatorade instead of light blue, they're definitely a fed.

  • @lawnmowerman5006
    @lawnmowerman5006 3 роки тому +6

    “I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise.”
    Um… are you sure about that!? Because you just went for like an intersectional box checking rampage combo with a x36 multiplier!

  • @crazeelazee7524
    @crazeelazee7524 3 роки тому +232

    This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "yas kween, slaaay"

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 роки тому +7

      Wait, is slaying with extreme prejudice/lethal force even a thing? :/

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 3 роки тому +5

      Underrated comment.

    • @TylerLL2112
      @TylerLL2112 3 роки тому +2

      Haha!

  • @CobaltKitty
    @CobaltKitty 3 роки тому +263

    “Everyone knows I did something illegal, but also I’m gay now let’s focus on that.”
    Ah, the Kevin Spacey defense, classic.

    • @MrJonas2255
      @MrJonas2255 3 роки тому +6

      And it worked so well for him didn't it? Oh wait....

    • @basedmek
      @basedmek 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrJonas2255 facts

  • @IronicallySarcastic
    @IronicallySarcastic 3 роки тому +202

    Well now we know who to blame if June mysteriously disappears.

  • @Theo-qk6wg
    @Theo-qk6wg 2 роки тому +52

    “Do you think Margaret Tatcher had girl power?”
    “Oh my god yes”
    “Do you think she used a lot of that power by funneling illegal death squads in northern Ireland?”
    -Andre, Eric

    • @clottadams5028
      @clottadams5028 2 роки тому

      Hey, the IRA killed people, too, you know.

    • @Theo-qk6wg
      @Theo-qk6wg 2 роки тому

      @@clottadams5028 dammit those filthy criminals defending their country

  • @norskbjorn8484
    @norskbjorn8484 3 роки тому +95

    My favorite thing about the U.S army twitch channel is the people in the chat spamming “war crimes pog”

  • @UnorthodoxIndividual
    @UnorthodoxIndividual 3 роки тому +112

    “GO RUN LEAVE NOW WHILE YOU CAN STAY INNOCENT!”
    Shoe I’m literally watching your channel, my innocence left a long time ago

  • @AndreiCaldararu
    @AndreiCaldararu 3 роки тому +409

    As a parent, for me the hardest thing to believe is the "changing a diaper with one hand" thing

    • @ladyphoenixgrey3923
      @ladyphoenixgrey3923 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you!!!!

    • @audiooddities9982
      @audiooddities9982 3 роки тому +4

      Right!?

    • @MrNoobed
      @MrNoobed 3 роки тому +13

      CIA super powers. I have restrain them with my legs and use both hands to clean and get the diaper on

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth 3 роки тому +2

      I'm a new uncle. I thought that was just me.

    • @cizd
      @cizd 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe they have some military grade tactical diapers that are easy to change with one hand?

  • @mikemaresca4999
    @mikemaresca4999 3 місяці тому +3

    3 years later, Shoe's take has aged like wine.

  • @jake.walker.official
    @jake.walker.official 3 роки тому +148

    "They want that boot on your neck to be an eight inch heel"
    Poetic justice, put it in a song.

    • @braxaculee
      @braxaculee 3 роки тому

      Couldn’t agree more 😩😩

    • @ded4lyfe1
      @ded4lyfe1 3 роки тому

      KENDRICK LAMAR!

    • @dvdkolk
      @dvdkolk 3 роки тому

      That is the best quote in this whole video!

  • @peebumz2710
    @peebumz2710 3 роки тому +150

    WE'RE AT RECORD PACE BOYS, 2 UPLOADS IN LESS THAN 5 MONTHS

  • @davyotten601
    @davyotten601 3 роки тому +312

    2:14 "but my existence is not a box checking exercise" she says after putting a gorrilion labels on herself lmao

    • @theWebWizrd
      @theWebWizrd 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah, just actually what the hell is that. How does that pass any sort of writing review. That is just lunacy

    • @OfficialCrashnet
      @OfficialCrashnet 3 роки тому +5

      @@theWebWizrd I was also confused. "Hey, did we say everything on our list? No? What did we miss? Oh yeah have her say 'my existence is not a box checking exercise' Great, that's a wrap, we got everything on our list. Please don't check the box, just put your initials next to it"

    • @kennycoulter5525
      @kennycoulter5525 3 роки тому +1

      That was my first thought.

  • @goosefukulardeath7300
    @goosefukulardeath7300 2 роки тому +53

    “Have fun assassinating people….GAYLY!”
    I spit up my Dr Pepper 😂😂😂

    • @clottadams5028
      @clottadams5028 2 роки тому

      With a silver bullet dipped in HIV+ blood. Take that enemy of globohomo.

    • @karmacheese
      @karmacheese 2 роки тому +1

      I almost choked on my beer, and snot came out of my nose at that one, genius!

    • @mattpurvis9873
      @mattpurvis9873 Рік тому +1

      Italians have Parkinson's disease - but only when they're speaking to somebody.

  • @galeg4021
    @galeg4021 3 роки тому +294

    that poor guy who was a librarian... i wish he had been able to stay in that job, because he seemed to care when he talked about it. he sounded truly passionate about books, but his voice changed when he moved on to the rest of the script.
    EDIT: happy birthday ollie!!

    • @malkav0488
      @malkav0488 3 роки тому +52

      The CIA burnt all his books before asking "ready to work for us now ?"

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 роки тому +8

      You know what they say about librarians...
      _they can’t be trusted_

    • @clottadams5028
      @clottadams5028 2 роки тому

      Does the CIA really need a library? Does each book cost the taxpayer $2 million dollars. It's a spy agency. Just go out and steal a book if you need to.

  • @brusolainaraja998
    @brusolainaraja998 3 роки тому +79

    Hey Shoe, so sorry to hear about your accident tomorrow...

  • @DaveLH
    @DaveLH 3 роки тому +148

    "I will not internalize misguided patriarchal beliefs... I will instead help cause chaos, death, and plunder around the world, on behalf of misguided patriarchal beliefs."

    • @Anti-NED_ProBRICS
      @Anti-NED_ProBRICS 3 роки тому +3

      Bingo!

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 3 роки тому +6

      I hate that line because she frames imposter syndrome as a symptom of the patriarchy. Ask any fucking man working in software development if they or someone they know experiences imposter syndrome. It's called self doubt and confusion, it's not fuckin complicated. Granted, patriarchy would absolutely get weaved into your standard imposter syndrome, but it's MOSTLY just a non-gendered thing at this point. I fucking hope.

  • @chrisinbaltimore
    @chrisinbaltimore Рік тому +5

    "Don't care, didn't ask. Plus you're a fed." xD

  • @mohammedrifat2764
    @mohammedrifat2764 3 роки тому +150

    As in Iraqi person, nothing warms my heart than knowing that the CIA are finally woke

    • @BinarySecond
      @BinarySecond 3 роки тому +12

      "excuse me, before you attach this car battery to my genitals - are you an ally?"

    • @Yawnymcsnore
      @Yawnymcsnore 3 роки тому +2

      And therefore useless

    • @aggersoul23
      @aggersoul23 3 роки тому +2

      As an Iraqi person too, I have no idea wtf was that.

    • @uphilliceskater
      @uphilliceskater 3 роки тому +1

      "I am a gutless turd SJW. I am a trust-fund hipster. I am a Millennial."

  • @BotherRed
    @BotherRed 3 роки тому +256

    "I'm Italian, that's a disability right" Please never change

  • @SnappyPenguin566
    @SnappyPenguin566 3 роки тому +133

    55% of comments: *CIA girlboss*
    44% of comments: *Italian*
    1% of comments: "Happy Birthday Ollie!"

  • @MSRomsa
    @MSRomsa 2 роки тому +7

    I started working at the CIA because my handler told me I had to...

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 3 роки тому +160

    This could have been a skit in The Boys, no joke.

    • @Siile_
      @Siile_ 3 роки тому +9

      For real, like she said, satire is dead, it's insane

    • @lucassism6726
      @lucassism6726 3 роки тому +1

      mhm

    • @joisama
      @joisama 3 роки тому +2

      Holy fuck you're right

    • @KisukeOboro
      @KisukeOboro 3 роки тому +2

      I just finished Season 2 yesterday and I'm like "Did they think The Boys wasn't satire???"

  • @philthyyanimal2403
    @philthyyanimal2403 3 роки тому +199

    Im glad the patriarchy didnt stop elevated women from commiting war crimes

  • @TTTokemon
    @TTTokemon 3 роки тому +844

    'My existence is not a box checking exercise' yet:
    * I am a woman of colour
    * I am a mother
    * I am a cis gendered millenial
    * I have an anxiety disorder
    Eh?

    • @theinstitute1324
      @theinstitute1324 3 роки тому +40

      Look man I can't expect ideological consistency from the same people who also think labels can't and shouldn't apply to anyone but also genders galore. I legit read an entire thread on Reddit the other day about how modern gender theory is the key to making the entirety of society gender-free and within the thread one of them had an epiphany of why identifying with your biological sex actually makes sense in that respect and that maybe gender theory is precisely the theoretical and ideological circus people think it is.
      So no I ain't expect nothin less

    • @yusha5728
      @yusha5728 3 роки тому +3

      E X A C T L Y

    • @TheFirstHurrah
      @TheFirstHurrah 3 роки тому +5

      @@theinstitute1324 That's AMAZING, but it also makes me wanna die.

    • @johnhummel99
      @johnhummel99 3 роки тому +5

      Her oppression level is off the charts

    • @N3207H05
      @N3207H05 3 роки тому +3

      @@johnhummel99 na she still has all the juicy cis privilege!

  • @joshuadc82
    @joshuadc82 3 роки тому +2

    "my existence is not a box-checking exercise". That's exactly what this whole ad was about!

  • @burzarec
    @burzarec 3 роки тому +428

    "I can change a diaper with one hand"
    -Extremely powerful being

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 3 роки тому +3

      It's not like i did that at 7 nah no you are a supremely being if you can do that

    • @elperrodelautumo7511
      @elperrodelautumo7511 3 роки тому +19

      While torturing a terrorist suspect with another

    • @wilemelliott
      @wilemelliott 3 роки тому +5

      Well at least she hits some of those check boxes that Heinlein said humans should be able to do
      But can she plan the overthrow of a democratically elected government WHILE changing a diaper?

    • @baboin1851
      @baboin1851 3 роки тому +4

      @@mikek9297 my spaghetti arms couldn't lift it

    • @Lilliathi
      @Lilliathi 3 роки тому +13

      I can unhook a bra with one hand, hear me roar.