The Guy That Researches How Many Jews Are in Things
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2023
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Lots of Jews in things! Anyway subscribe to my channel it's fully demonetized so it's all I have.
How many jews work on your channel?
@@user-zk1tb1yx2e ummmm..... 100%
are you the guy who made the -meme- ...I mean, info-graphic about how 0.36% of the Australian population, i.e. Jews, were behind the "Voice" movement to take power away from White Australians? Hmmmmm?!
This comment was almost as funny as the video... almost. You've been on fire lately.
@@_dannyinteresting, considering they make up just 1.4% of the Canadian population
This is completely harmless. He's merely calculating the proportion of them in things, or their concentration if you will.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
It's as if he's trying to camp them and round them up, cause, youknow, we need to know
Your comment is Nacht Krystal clear...
nice haha
I wonder why this guy gets so much more attention than The Guy That Researches How Many Chileans Are in Things.
Maybe this guy gets as much money as the american-italian public affairs committee gives to politicians who take an explicit stand in favor of aid to italy's waste management business. Quite a lot of waste floating around the mediterranean sea now that the entire region is still unstable, bombed out, and told that they can receive jobs and homes in a completely antithetical part of the world- wherein the Hamas Immigrant Aid Society provides for them.
Need to know more, I got hit on by a Chilean-Israeli girl once
He's very popular but now as popular as the guy who researches how many blacks are in things.
@@user-tx4wj7qk4trethink that, if you're not a bot
@@antonioreconquistador"now that the entire region is *still* unstable" is a great line
Thankfully I stopped doing this after I started taking Noticenol Jew.
😂😂😂😂
It's the final solution to noticing.
yea and we dont know which ones are crypto anyway. game over
Everything single member of my family is jewish. Very sus if you ask me
🤣🤣😎🍷
Lolz
When I go places with my Jewish friend, the two of us are combined 50 percent Jewish, and since 50 percent rounds up to one, that means I no longer exist as a non-Jew, pretty weird considering Jews only make up 50 percent of us when we go places.
That is unironically the logic these people use to determine who’s jewish, though. They consider someone with 1 jewish parent to be fully jewish. Therefore, even if that individual marries a gentile, that person’s children will also be jewish. That’s how you end up with people that have at most 25% jewish genes being counted as “jews”. If you don’t believe me, take for example Arthur Ochs Sulzberger Jr., current owner of the NY times. Another famous example would be Vladimir Lenin.
The funny thing is, by that same definition, _way_ more than 2% of the population is jewish. So by their own logic, jews are not even that over represented.
@@Sir_TophamHatt Yeah, it's pretty weird when you think about it.
5s round to even. It makes your friend zero percent
You and your friend are 50% jewish. That weird since Jews are only 0.2% of the population.
That's a concerning number if you really think about how only there's only one of you!!!!!!!
"I'm not a communist... I'm a utopian."
😂😂😂
Danny is fucking great
"Leave it to a jew to take all the fun out of being a jew."- Peter Griffin
If you think that's bad, watch the south park episode passion of the jew. Cartman says something in german that hasn't been said in large groups since the late 1930's through the early 1940's.
South Park. Created by Jews.
Even though jews are only 2% of the population they constitute 100% of the comedians in this Sketch. Coincidence?!
First Danny came to count the communists, and I did not speak out.
Then Danny came to count the Jews, and I did not speak out.
Then Danny came to count the trade unionists, and I said: "Have you already counted all the Jews?"
lol.
If any young conservatives are confused, let me help.
Communism is jewish. The only people who will dispute this are jews who willfully, knowingly work to convince conservatives otherwise to maintain American conservative support for Israel.
Bolshevism is jewish. Period.
Lmfao
@vadimsky LOL. Thanks, I needed that.
Shout out to Leather Apron Club.
Even Eric Weinstein named him on Joe Rogan.
Except I've never seen him adulterate the facts - not like this video.
Leather Apron Club straight drops nothing but facts.
Leather apron is great. His videos are 100% accurate. Chief noticer status
I almost thought this video was going to be about him lol
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 pretty sure it is lol
Being 50% German, I half-in-half support this.
What's the other 50%?
@@chesscomsupport8689gypsy
@@chesscomsupport8689 his last name's Reichenbach if that helps.
Danny is the only one who can say it without being called an Anti-Paranoid GoldLust hater...
tell that to Norman Finkelstein tho' :/
You are the one he's mocking.
How many Jews with propensity for exotic "island retreat"? Did you research that?
When Melinda Gates found out about her husband's "propensity," she divorced him.
Not actually that many. Judging from only a quick glance on Google though I can tell you that Trump had enough propensity for at least seven visits, which seems like the kind of thing that would make you froth at the mouth.
Bill Gates is jewish. Look at his ear angle
Trump also pushed operation Warp speed
@zeltzamer4010
You misunderstand. If a group of people create an island where they sell atrocities for political blackmail, they're still the bad guys.
I think there are one Jews on the Boyscast.
They make up 50% of Boyscast despite being only 2% of the US population. Hmm... interesting.
Wow that's 50%, kind of odd given they are only 0.2% of the world population!
@@michaelzizzo6726 Your comment is 100% better than the last reply I received.
@@TheGreatSteve I’m just a guy who likes keeping track of how many Jews are in things.
50% is a clear over-representation. I love the dynamic, though. Ryan, clearly niave and not informed on these topics, is like, "Yeah, but it does seem kind of weird that..."
Then Danny is all, "No no no, you see Ryan..."
Classic stuff. Reminds me of conversations with my Jewish friend. I just learned to keep it to myself. There will be no self-awareness from that camp, lol.
I love how he made this into comedy while bragging about his brethren
Do you like jews
Oh shit, the “I’m a utopian” line got me. 😂😂💀
Thanks for battling the stigma against fellow jew counters, like why does my Hugo Boss jew counter uniform always make thanksgiving so uncomfortable
"Hugo Boss jew counter uniform" 😬. That probably went over a lot of people's heads lol.
Those uniforms were pretty cool lol
@@Derrick_the_Gatherer The fashion and graphic design was on point, just sayin'
😂😂😂
You can always add a fragrance from Coco Chanel to go with your uniform as you look forward to returning to your IBM Jew counting equipment.
Word on the street this guy also does a killer Chinese accent
Wait a minute…this video was 100 percent Jewish!
He's not Jewish, by Jewish law.
Jewish law is to subvert the law. But you probably knew that.
@@screamtoasigh9984
@@screamtoasigh9984 He is illegally Jewish
Damn it Danny now you're actually making me think about this. I thought it was more like 15-20% of the US population.
It really is way more than 2%. At least by the definition used by the people who make these charts.
No, that's planned parenthood's target audience- I mean black people.
I have friends who are born from Jewish families but don’t consider themselves to be practicing or sometimes observing Jews. Are they represented in statistics?
@@BeaverChainsaw The 2% figure is based on people who self-identify as jews. So if they wouldn’t answer “jewish” on a survey asking about which religion they identify with, probably not.
@BeaverChainsaw That's the fun part. Jews can kind of choose whether they want to be considered white or a minority ethnicity in studies. So if they do anything bad, they are considered "rich white men". Meanwhile if anything bad happens to them it's because they are the most victimized and pitiful group on the planet.
Some might say they eat their cake and have it too.
This reply can be found at Leather Apron Club.
How many are in Hollywood?!😂
You mean in an industry almost entirely invented by that 1 culture? Yes, I would imagine that you might find a few of them there & that it would be pretty strange not to, no?
@@johnnyshanksalot8358 I kno, itd be nice to know the real numbers, probably 99.98% Jewish 😆
When that industry constantly pushes the "evils" of white people and propaganda declaring anyone who isn't entirely down with demographic replacement as a Nazi.....yeah, it's a bit on the giant nose
It would be faster to count how many are not in Hollywood.
@@johnnyshanksalot8358
You mean the french?
Leather Apron Club... Go watch him! I'm now on their list hahaha
Leather apron club😂
Important work! Whenever I find a new thing, I rely on you to find out how many Jews are in said thing.
My hobbies are noticing HARD.
Chief noticer. Perhaps the most based hobby of all time.
really disturbing how many Irish there are in things
How many Irish own banks and corporations?
How much influence does the 🍀Bohemian Grove🍀 hold in society?
It's weird you got demonitized.
Can't tell if this is sarcasm lol
It's more like ironic@@_danny
it definitely is @@_danny
"Stop noticing this," he explained.
Nothing to notice at all
Eyes like two chocolate donuts
😂😂he always looks rough😬
Chronic alcoholism would do that to you.
Alternative title: "The guy who is paying attention."
Where’s the lie?
Or “The guy who is paying attention to only one group”
JIDF spotted @@canopeaz
You're way too funny to have 22k subs Danny. Wish you the best!
Not really. He just comes off as being angry about politics and doesn't have a funny delivery. Not sure if that's his intention, but that's why he doesn't have a bunch of subscribers.
Why don't "they" just own it? Take the W.
This guy is doing the work of Jesus.
Jesus was a Jew.....
jesus is satan in the early gnostic versions
Don't you mean Allah?
Jesus was killed by the gews though.
Revelation 3:9: "Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee."
Thank you for taking time out of your busy Bit Chute schedule to grace us plebs on UA-cam.
you forgot to put the star of david on your forehead
Now do the sequel -ethnostate for me , not for thee
Israel isn't an ethnostate
that is a lot though, like... a lot.
We need a How many Jews there are in things T-Shirts!
Yes. It would be cool if we could have a list of all the Jewish pornographers, and the names of their websites or a list of their successful court battles to label porn as speech. Make sure to include Magnus Hirschfeld, who pioneered transgenderism in Weimar Germany and who's book was burned by Hitler's citizens. Oy, the oppression!
From the Jewish publication The Forward:
"In Weimar Germany, the gay Jewish doctor Magnus Hirschfeld performed the first gender-affirming surgeries and collected research on sexuality. The 1933 book burnings destroyed his life’s work."
Luckily for us, his life's work was resurrected in 21st century America. Take that, Hitler!
This is brilliant, thanks for the laugh XD
Lol danny deserves more of the boys following him
Thank you for making this video. Whenever I see those charts now, I am reminded of this!
This is very funny, yet so subtle that I wouldn't be surprised if UA-cam didn't get the joke.
Why did the boiled potatoes make me laugh?
kartoffel?
Now lets see the sketch where he calls out jews who fixate on how many whites are in things😂
These people are made up.
1:26 “Concerning” 😂 btw very fitting backdrop
Crazy how many people on his Twitter think this isn't satire
Informative. It might be fun to do a “What Christmas songs are written by Jewish people? Clue - A LOT! Could start off with, “White Christmas” by Irving Berlin.
Cantique Du Noel (O Holy Night) is another good one.
Black pilled covered this very topic in depth
Hahahahaha "my former friends and family"
It's anti-semitic to notice though isn't it?
They literally make Noticenol Jew specifically for that
Brilliant mixing of truth and comedy.
I missed the "truth" bit here ...oh, and the "comedy"
Brilliant blurring of truth with comedy.
@@circumcisionisimmoralone track minded? 😅
not even satire can repress the truth
Leather Apron Club?!
thought it was just Ryan but damn Danny, you funny asf too
This episode is brought to you by Birch Gold.
I know the number of Jews in this video is at least 1
You’re the man Danny. Shoutout jj, we owe him so much
I will hopefully never eat another boiled potato as long as I live.
makes you wonder what jewish comedians are doing in their spare time.
@@circumcisionisimmoralwhoa here you are again!
I heard they’re moving stones near bridges to block all trade to Palestine to slowly kill them then whine upon retaliation like they did nothing wrong. Classic Jew gaslighting.
This video kills me. Danny, you’re special. Keep doing what you do.
Did you also create that coincidence detector browser extension that got banned a few years ago?
Man, that one went over my head, if its possible to explain here Id like to know wjat you mean
@@rickyratcomics a browser add on that detects who is and isnt a small hat, anyone knows where to find it?
@@arkgaharandan5881 woah that's insane 🤣
@@rickyratcomics Certain names would have parentheses around them like (((this))). This comment might be autodeleted just for doing that, but whatever.
the Candance Owens research dept
Royce and Mersh need to see this immediately.
Its REALLY weird when you start counting Jews in the Bible..!
Its a lot😮
Now as many as you might think when you realize Jew only refers to the Tribe of Judah.
I think it's roughly 7% iirc?
@@youryury
It's a comedy sketch, yo... But like 7% huh🤨
It wouldn't surprise me someone asked a robot and/or someone actually counted...
Let's face it tho couldn't trust a Jew or gentile to translate honestly anyways.
I expect that'll balance yer scale jack@$$
@@bobbymo5642 ?
I'm just pointing out that most people in the OT weren't Jews. It's a neologism to use Jew to mean all Israelites.
@@youryury
Pardon me but without a specific analysis I'd bet that 7% or less of the OT is “Israelites" 😆 or whatever was left after breaking covenant immediately after the wilderness expedition. It's all a gas light hijack of true righteous behavior...
Learn well live well ❤️🩹
Anything besides behavior is for waste because I'm a man not a robot 🤖 bleep blop blurp
@@youryury Jew refers not only to Juda tribe. For example, In the Bible's Book of Esther, there is Mordechai the Jew. Mordechai is of the tribe of Benjamin.
Thank you for your service, Aaron.
Iran caught your drift a little while ago.
Keep up naming them and you'll end up nameless 😂
You watched leather apron club didn't you?
kanye got in a lot of trouble for pointing this out
Conye got on trouble for being a self hating black nazi who's also a bipolar psychotic nutcase.
kayne was promoting incorrect information, the list looks far worse now than it did back then.
Thank you for the work you do
109 likes, hmmm.
There may be 14 NBA team owners who are Jewish, but how many NBA players are Jewish?
Not sure. How many Mexicans work in the kitchens of Chinese restaurants? How many Mexicans own Chinese restaurants? SOMEONE BETTER NOTICE THIS HARD AND INVESTIGATE.
I like counting jews who call other jews antisemites. I was bored for a long time, never finding a single one. I'm never bored now.
Ohhhhh that monotone kid you were talking about in the boyscast lmao
You can't shame me into not consulting Wikipedia's Early Life section, bro. Love you.
It looks like you dressed up as Joe Pera haha
Emperor Augustus had *lots* of roles in Roman governance! So having him in multiple columns is clearly an oversight. It’s like if Palpatine abolished the Senate and became the only senator. He shouldn’t be cross-listed in that column anymore since he’s just one Sith 😉
Steve Jobs was raised by a jewish family tho....
He wasn’t!
@@_danny ??? His adoptive family is Jewish???
@@BitCloud047 not according to anything I’ve ever seen I’m sure you know where to find the early life section!
@@BitCloud047source: “trust me bro!”
@@_danny yes, as a chief jew hunter I can sniff it out. I'll make you a diagram.
Bro can't even get tendies, and worse still he doesn't want them.
Peak nooooooooticing right here.
Yeah it's crazy. A few months ago UA-cam recommended a video about why Lex Friedman invites a certain percentage of Jews to his podcast...
wait til this guy learns how many jews are in israel!
NBA has way more than 14 Jewish owners 😅
Best parody ever! Thanks.
kanye west was right nuff said
funny thing about kanye, he's very good friends with lyor cohen. the same "tall israeli runnin this rap shit" from mos def's song "the rape over". kanye says stuff for clout. not cuz he cares.
Remember when they called NWA antisemitic because their Jewish producer screwed them on their money?
Same thing.
kanye west needs to update his list. its worse now.
Apparently they are over-represented in humble-bragging as well.
Reminds me of an old Alexei Sayle sketch, "Who's A Jew?" 😂
It is awfully strange how many are in the president's cabinet. 🤔🤔🤔
And in other influential positions. This Danny guy has a point!
Would you want diversity quotas to change that?
Keep her lit Danny, I mean Manny, I mean Danny.
I like boiled potatoes.
Ahh, it looks like inter dimensional cable today.
send me them sheetz
This is hilarious. Love it. So on point.
ryan and danny are both jewish
just so….you guys know
but tbh “i’ll sometimes i’ll embellish things, just like the jews” was actually funny
Danny along with Ryan should be on SNL
Comic gold Danny. You and the Borat Jew explanation.
He's doing the Christan lords work.
And don't you forget, dispensationalists, this is quite literally your theology!
someone count the satanists in everyting..you cant..
@@thomashauer6804You can, just count the Jews and divide by 1.
Man, Danny is so fun, It's a CRIME that.he was demonetized. It's almost like Big TEC DOESNT want people laughing these days. We love u Danny!
Feeling like this is a take on the "leather apron club" and I do appreciate people who do that. And I do like @_danny.
How the percentages keep changing 😆😆🤪